Hetalia kink meme part 27

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America&Canada&Cuba - Birthday Present

[(Anonymous)]

Today it was officially announced that the United States and Cuban Governments would be restoring diplomatic relations with one another. Things aren't perfect but still a step in the right direction.

Today is also Canada Day, the day widely referred to as Canada's Birthday. While I am fairly certain that the announcement being made today is a coincidence, what immediately came to my mind when the President's announcement interrupted the show I was watching was America and Cuba sitting on the couch with Canada feeding him a late breakfast of pancakes, and then wishing him happy birthday right before the television switches to coverage of the announcement.

I imagine Cuba and America still arguing with each other as the relations are still very new, but trying to keep it civil for Canada's birthday, and then Canada crying happy tears with his brother and best friend (or more) no longer fighting.

This doesn't have to be a relation ship fic, but if it is I would prefer Canada/Cuba over America/Canada or Cuba/America. Or you could make it a threesome. Threesomes are always good. lol

Doctor!Rome x Patient!Germany

[(Anonymous)]

Germany is forced by his boss to have a genital check-up. It turns out his doctor is the famously perverted Ancient Rome.
Poor Ludwig finds himself tied naked to a gynecology chair and having to undergo a very thoroughly and embarrassing examination.

Nippleplay, urethral sounding, speculum, prostate milking...you know the drill, add what you´re up to!
Of course, he is horribly distressed but comes at least twice.

Bonus: Afterwards Doc!Rome feels a bit guilty about his cute and sexy patient and tries to comfort him. Awkwarkly!

[(Anonymous)]

Um.., this is my first time asking, but some Dennor in which Nikolas and Mathias decide to let out some stress via mud wrestling, but it becomes dirtier than either expected. Bonus for a very annoyed Bernwald having to hose them off.

Latvia - Solving a mystery.

[(Anonymous)]

Something strange is happening in the Soviet household. I'd like to see Latvia privately being an old-fashioned sleuth, trying to figure out what the cause is, who the culprit is, whatever may be the case.
(Examples might be one of Russia's heirlooms is missing, weird letters are arriving in the mail, money is being funneled out of the house, somebody was stabbed but they don't know by whom... it can be mundane or dramatic!)

My only requests beyond that are: - Not an AU.
I'm not looking for pairings, but I don't mind pairings being thrown in. The only maybe-relevant pairing I don't want to see is LietPol.

Any/Any, Omegaverse

[(Anonymous)]

This is so embarrassing to post but.... omegaverse, in which the two characters fuck and knot, and post coitus, one of them has to piss. however, the firm hold of the knot makes then a) have to hold it until the knot dies, and become absolutely desperate or b) they end up accidentally pissing themselves on or inside their mate. The desperate one can be either the omega or the alpha, it doesn't quite matter.

As far as ships, OP has a preference for USUK, but but most ships are fine. Preferably no RusAme.

General - Ballet AU

[(Anonymous)]

I just saw this fantastis post on tumblr (http://hellatia.tumblr.com/post/121706375487/hellatia-hellatia-hetalia-ballet-au) and I NEED this AU.

if you're linkophobic:

Hetalia ballet AU

"Belarus as the prima ballerina and Russia as the main instructor

Spain teaching ballet classes to the younger children when he’s not performing

Norway, Iceland and Denmark starring in The Snow Queen ballet

Austria conducting the orchestra pit

Tiny little ballerinas watching wide-eyed as Hungary and Prussia practice their pas de deux for the Carmen suite

America performing as the Nutcracker during the wintertime

Everyone wearing uggs and leotards and grabbing late-night, post-practice fast food

Hetalia ballet AU, you guys

Also Poland designing and hand-crafting tutus

Liechtenstein being a young ballet prodigy at the age of twelve

Germany runs the business affairs and his husband Italy is a dancer

Beautiful Seychelles being an inspiration to young ballerinas of color

China is the most flexible and can accomplish lifts and leaps that no one else can

And of course, France and England have had a friendly rivalry since they were children (which later develops into tension and chemistry that makes them excellent dance partners)

And I was also informed that Monaco is a canon ballerina and wow, she would just be stunning. I imagine that she and Belarus would alternate for most lead roles."

Use this as your guide or expand on it i don't care I just need it...

Any/germany, Another nation manipulates germany into sex

[(Anonymous)]

I want a creepy fic where someone manipulates germany into submitting to them. It could be any nation, male or female with genderbends but I'd prefer it if Germany was male. I have seen WWII or WWI fics with this concept so I would prefer it if it was a modern-ish germany being manipulated. How he is being manipulated is up to you. Maybe someone is using history as a justification, or he's being told that if he doesn't do it someone will get hurt or anything of the sort. I just want Germany to actually agree to the sex that he wouldn't agree to normally because of the creepy cirumstances and reasons that the nation x is giving. Basically, rape.

I don't really like the concept of 'dub-con' Id just prefer it to be plain creepy 'non-con' and germany does not enjoy it.

Anything that happens after the rape is up to you.

I had in my head canon verse but if anyone wants to write it as a human AU that is fine. Same rules apply for the most part.

bonus: it contains elements of D/S with the nation humiliating Germany.

Austria is aroused by farting Nations

[(Anonymous)]

Austria loves to compare farts to music instruments, he always imagines how the Nations different farts would sound according to their personalities.

On a world meeting the sneaky bastard decides to lace their drinks (tea, coffee, water...whatever is usually around for catering) with a flatulent substance. Since it is a long meeting, there comes the point of no return and nobody can´t hold back any longer. YES, even the girls!

Of course he records it all, turns it into a composition and jerks off to it at home, imagining their faces.

OMG, I´m LMAA while typing this...PLEASE fellow anons, kill me with laughter!

Romano/Portugal - High School AU

[(Anonymous)]

Antonio and Lovino are in high school. Antonio has a huge crush on Lovino. Antonio invites Lovino over his house to win him over. Lovino meets his hot, college-age brother.

Smut preferred, but not necessary. Bonus for voyeurism (accidental or not) by Toni.

US vs. Japan - GIANT ROBOT BATTLE

[(Anonymous)]

So apparently, this is actually happening: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-07/fighting-robots-face-off-after-japanese-firm-accepts-challenge/6600076

So I need a robot battle between these two in just about any form, whether it's canonverse, some sort of robot-piloting AU, some sort of actually-robots-themselves AU; go wild!

Any/Any: Surrogacy

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see any couple (preferably same-sex, but an infertile straight couple would work) sign up for surrogacy, go through the pregnancy, and how emotional it is for them when the baby is born. It doesn't have to be a long fill; in fact, if you want, you can just skip to the birth.

All I ask is that it be kept realistic. I don't want a same sex couple who have failed getting m!pregnant on their own or a male surrogate, nor do I want incest couples. The surrogate being a relative would be fine, however.

Japan / Germany - fucking machine

[(Anonymous)]

Japan came up with an extremely kinky new fucking machine.

To prove its efficiency his test subject can only be the stoic and uptight Germany.

nations feeling unwell/being in pain during world conference

[(Anonymous)]

Anon had a shitty week at work due to various health issues. I need comfort and want to see the nations suffering as well!
Here are their conditions:

Hungary - menstrual cramps
Austria - tinnitus
England - hungover
America - heartburn
Russia - cough
China - sinusitis
Germany - toothache
Japan - migraine
Italy - digestive symptoms
France - back pain
Canada - eye issues

A lot of whining, complaining, moaning going on but they have to pull through. Muhaha!

Spain, Romano: Healthy Fluff

[(Anonymous)]

Romano being a foul-mouthed jerk who rejects Spain and Spain being a cheerful idiot who ignores Romano's protests and touches him however he wants gets fairly tedious.

Romano can still be foul-mouthed and Spain can still be cheerful, but I'd like to see a (at least short) piece where Romano is willingly loving and Spain can respect Romano's boundaries.

FrUs card king

[(Anonymous)]

Francis never understood why his people and the people of spade thought he was in love with queen Arthur when it was the king of spade who hold his affection. FrUs cardverse, why? Because I never read one!

UKUS Ex Lover Dying

[(Anonymous)]

A human AU were either Arthur or Alfred is dying due to a disease and sets out looking for the other and to make right past mistakes in the relationship they once had and getting back together.

Bonus: whoever is sick doesn't really have that much time.

Any, pyrophilia.

[(Anonymous)]

A kink I never see; someone inappropriately enjoys setting things on fire. Big things, that should ideally not be set on fire.

Sweden: looks scary even during sex

[(Anonymous)]

So any nation discovers that Sweden looks perpetually scary, even during sex. They are unable to make him have any different expression, aside from blushing a bit and having his hair messed up, a bit. So the first nation tells others about this and they decide to see who can make him change facial expression by giving him the best sex ever

bonus 1: it turns out that he could be really enjoying himself and just not show it, much to the chagrin of the others

bonus 2: Sweden is having a ball b/c hey, a lot of good sex with hot countries

bonus 3: one nation realizes what's going on and goes in for round two!

Mycroft Holmes/everyone - crossover

[(Anonymous)]

For whatever reason, England can't attend a meeting, so Mycroft goes instead. When he's ask who he is, he replies that he's the British government

Any/Any -omegaverse- knotted in the mouth

[(Anonymous)]

This is bound to happen at some point. Nation A fucks nation B in the mouth and ends up knotting in their mouth. Preferably planned that way and consensual, perhaps two teenagers trying to explore their bodies and urges.

Nordic 6 - Introducing Greenland

[(Anonymous)]

Since there have been pictures shown of Greenland (although small and fuzzy) this means that Greenland may be coming soon!

I'd like a fic describing the introduction of Greenland into the Nordic 5 - now Nordic 6, and possibly some interactions between the new member and the others.

Keep it fluffy please~

Bonus: Iceland is slightly jealous of Greenland taking his spot of being the cute one.

RusAme - international relations

[(Anonymous)]

So despite the Russian and American governments having not been on very good terms since the 1900s, it's my personal headcanon that America and Russia, as people, have done their best to stay reasonably friendly. I'd love to see something with Russia and America acting happy and friendly with one another and someone else (nation or government worker or whoever, that's up for author!anon to decide) being completely bewildered by it.

Bonus: references to pre-WWI relations between the two (the United States and Russia were on good terms from almost immediately after the US won the Revolution up until the Bolshevik takeover in 1917) are included anywhere in the story

France or Germany/Greece - taking the Euro crisis personally

[(Anonymous)]

So I saw this comment in an analysis of the Greek financial crisis/Euro crisis: "Selling pubic assets to foreigners transfers the revenue flows out of the Greek economy into foreign hands."

Of course I want to see the Hetalia take on that, with France or Germany purchasing Greece's "pubic assets" (or renting them).

No non-con, please. Dubcon is fine.

Bonus: If there is smut, Greece tops.

Gen or any pairings- Canada defends his music taste

[(Anonymous)]

Canadians are stereotyped (at least among ourselves) as really liking Rush (the band). Given their success, they have become a point of national pride. Rush fans also have a well-earned reputation for not taking any shit from people who disagree with their music taste. This all gave me an idea, so here goes: someone insults Rush, or insults Canada for liking Rush, and Canada reacts... explosively.

Bonus points if someone says "wow, and I thought he was bad during hockey season", or something similar.

PortEng - Domestic/Slice of life

[(Anonymous)]

There's no way near enough Portugal and England based fics so that's what I'm after.

I'd like it to be a fluffy slice of life thing, and I don't mind if it's shippy or if they are just very best of friends. They could be just doing something silly on a warm day or just having a lazy day in, I don't mind! Be free with your words!

(The only thing I don't want is pairings of usuk, fruk or prucan as a matter of preference, sorry!)

Bonus: Something included about their alliance being the oldest in the world that is still in force.
Bonus two: FACE and the BTT/BFT are included in a part of it.
Bonus Three: They have taught each other languages specific to them like Portuguese and Cornish (Or older languages, those are just examples)