Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2014-02-10 06:09 pm

Hetalia kink meme part 27

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part 27

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Any/Any - Yuri Fluff

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much what it says in the title. Any girlxgirl pairing (genderbending is fine) and a bunch of fluff. No hurt/comfort unless it's over something silly like spilling an ice cream.

And if you use nyotalia, remember that they have different personalities from hetalia. Just plain genderbends are fine too though.

Bonus: It's not Usuk, Robul, or Ruscan. But if you have an idea for them, go ahead and write it.

FrUS - Jazz age bonding

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What I'd like to see is America and France bonding over mutual love of jazz during the 1920s.

Shipping is fine (and encouraged), but no porn please.

Any/Any/Any/+ -- Consensual Polyamory

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Three or more nations in a consensual polyamorous relationship with each other either during a period of political unity or the modern day. I'd like to see the ups and downs of their relationship, a glimpse of both shared household chores systems and silly arguments. I'd also appreciate all nations being of equal standing in the relationship, so each and every member involved is involved with each other. (ie. Relationships of A and B, B and C, C and A).

Bonus 1: My first choice for characters would be Germany, Prussia, N. Italy, and S, Italy, but really...anything goes.
Bonus 2: Picking up nonverbal cues from each other, being able to tell when someone's upset


(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds amazing!

Any/Any - wild sex party

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
someone (France?) hosts a party, and there's much alcohol had. What results is a wild party with many sexual shenanigans, orgies, nations having sex in different areas of the rooms at the same time, etc. basically everyone ends up naked, or partially so, and much sex is had.

bonus #1: England gets so drunk he ends up dancing naked on a table or the like. Something like in the "Nice Dover" video?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq34yhmwLVQ

bonus #2: double penetration and/or multiple holes filled when some nations have an orgy. (and they love it.)

bonus #3: some shyer nations (Japan?) masturbating alone while most of that is going on, only to later be (happily and willingly) jumped on for their shameless exhibitionism.

UKUS - Food Taste Test Leads To Food Porn

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
England and America make a two-part video series where they sit down and sample various foods from each of their countries. During the filming, they somehow wind up going from eating it off plates to eating it off each other. Make it funny, but with a nice dose of loving fluff. They would already be in an established relationship, so no get-together stuff please. The prompt is inspired by all the food taste test videos on YouTube, so that would be an excellent place to look for help, if you need it.

Bonus 1 - It leads to full-on smut.

Bonus 2 - It's all filmed and posted for all the other nations to see.

Bonus 3 - Other couples get inspired to do their own videos. (So if someone wants to write a fill involving another pairing using this prompt, they have a ready backstory XD)

Denmark/Luxembourg - Seducing a virgin

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Luxembourg is a nation who quite the rich prettyboy with elegant, luxorious charms to go around, and Denmark wants a piece of him. So, Denmark gives a shot at seducing him after a world meeting, and it turns out that Lux is quite the shy virgin, and very willing...


1. Oral - it is this anon's huge weakness.

2. Netherlands finds out afterwards, and he is not amused! Denmark better run fast.

Re: Denmark/Luxembourg - Seducing a virgin

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)

AmeLiet - Domestic Fluff

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Just as it says! The two of them being cute and domestic during the time Lithuania stayed at America's house.

GerIta- 1920s

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So the '20s in Germany were a pretty wild time, especially in Berlin. I'd like to see Germany being, if not quite a libertine, then at least less uptight about sexual matters, and how this affects his relationship with Italy- is Italy glad that Germany's being "more like him!"? Does Germany get over himself enough to initiate sex with Italy? Go nuts, anon.

Any Male/Any Male- sex toys under clothing

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
More specifically, anal beads. Nation A, who is usually the top in the relationship, makes a bet that he can deal with one of the sex toys they use up his ass without losing his cool just as well as Nation B, who is the usual bottom. Nation B takes him on and forces him to wear a string of anal beads out in public and to important meetings and such. It turns out that Nation A becomes a moaning mess within the first twenty minutes.


-Nation A coming in his pants in public

-The beads vibrate

-An extra emphasis on how full Nation A feels and how the beads move around in him and hit his prostate every so often

Rusamecan--I fell in love with metaphorical children 1/1

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Canada looked over the two in front of him and reminded himself, like he always did, in a year this would be hilarious.

America was frowning (NOT pouting) with his arms crossed and glaring at Russia, whose usual smile was gone in place of a very childishly stuck out tongue. America returned the gesture before glancing at Canada as if hoping he hadn’t seen from his place two feet away.

Sometimes Canada wondered why he feel in love with such children. He sighed, not quite being able to frown when he thought of just how ridiculous the two looked.

“What happened this time?” he asked fondly. Russia frowned.

“We do not argue that much,” he said, his accent slightly thicker than usual.

“Aww, sweetie,” Canada said sympathetically. “Yes you do.”

“Do not!” It was America that time.

Canada rolled his eyes. “It’s the main reason you brought me into this relationship.”

“No, it wasn’t dude. It’s because we both liked you.”

“He is right—for once.”


“Okay, okay,” Canada cut in before they started to fight. “I know you both like me—we’ve had the conversation many, many times—but you still haven’t
told me what you’re arguing about this time.”

America frowned in a way that told Canada it wasn’t the end of the discussion, but answered anyway.

“He was supposed to do the dishes yesterday and didn’t and now he’s saying that since it’s my day he’s not going to do them anymore,” America said, pointing a finger towards Russia.

“No,” Russia said, giving America an unimpressed look, “I said I would not do all of them when half of them are from today.”

“You never once said anything like that.”

“Are you deaf?” Russia asked. “I’m the oldest, I should be the one with the hearing problems.”

“You say that as if you don’t.”


Canada whistled, the two other nations topping their fighting and turning towards him.

“Okay puppies,” he said, using a nickname he came up with the first time he realized that whistling would stop them from yelling, “I—”

“Dogs,” both of them corrected in unison.

“No. And you both have problems with hearing and can do the dishes together.” He turned to Russia. “Why didn’t you do them anyway? You’re usually good with chores.”

Russia blinked slightly, the suddenness Canada could come up with a solution still surprising him after all those years, before the question caught up with them.

“Uh, paperwork,” he said, still slightly shocked.

“That’s it?” Canada asked, slightly suspicious. Russia nodded.

“Can we question him more later?” America asked. “I’m tired from arguing and I wanna sleep.”

Russia flicked his nose. “You could have slept earlier.”

“I want to sleep with you two,” he clarified. “Er, not sex though.”

Canada laughed, walking over and hugging America slightly, leaning on him.

“Sure,” he agreed easily. “I’m kinda tired too. How ‘bout you Russia? Or are you too busy doing paperwork?” Canada asked teasingly. Russia raised his eyebrows, his lips twitching upwards.

“I did it already, didn’t I?”

Possible authornon

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Aahhh gosh, I'm really thinking about filling this one.... It's too cute to pass up!


(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)


(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, first fill of Part 27! And one of my favorite polyamorous ships, no less.

The childishness between Russia and America is exactly how I picture their relationship, and I love how it was hinted that Canada was accustomed to being a mediator. Subtly snarky Canada is one of the best.

France + duchess of Angoulême - during the Bourbon restoration

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Something set during the Bourbon Restoration (1814-1830), when the brother of Louis XVI was restored to the French throne along with the remaining royal family--which included the duchess of Angoulême, aka Marie Therese, daughter of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. She became well known after the restoration for her extreme piety and charity... but also her cold/rigid behavior in public and her traumatic reactions to anything to do with the revolution or her dead family.

I'd love to see something with France and the duchess during this timep period, preferably gen/not romantic.

Russia x France- Peter The Great's Era

(Anonymous) 2014-11-28 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia's magical adventures in France with Peter the Great. Russia fucking adores France and wants to be fab like him.
Fluffy fluffs, pretty please?!?!?

A!A here

(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! When I saw this prompt, I just couldn't help myself. I love rusamecan, and I'm glad you do too. Ot3s are so hard to come across in hetalia.


(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes yes yeees!

Any/Any - The nations are Football/Soccer fans

(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Watching the Champions League on Wednesday, my friend and I started to wonder which teams the nations would support.

So, I'd love any fic about a nation being a fanatic fan of a football team. Like, going to the stadium, trying to use their influence or just annoying their significant other (that clearly supports another team) and being melodramatic as football fans tend to be.

We guess England would support Liverpool, Germany would choose Bayern and Spain would be all about Real Madrid. Also, it's canon Romano is a Napoli fan. But, really, you should write about the team you want to! I'd really really love anything involving hetalia and football. (the players as well, maybe? some of them are really hot) xD

RomaEng- Romantic

(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! OP got to thinking, Rome was said to be a (rather famous) lover. And Romano's city is Rome, or at least it's one of his main ones. RomaEng is also one of OP's favorite ships. So what I'd like to see is Romano being really proud of his city, just generally proud of being Italian and not acting like some whiny spineless person and showing England around his city. And when they get back home from wherever they've been visiting during the day, Romano tops England, with some sort of romantic dinner thrown in there for good measure.

Bonus: England has all too familiar memories of Rome himself, but appreciates some of the other points of it, despite the whole thing with the Druids.
Bonus: Romano is actually caring and attentive during sex, though remains (sarcastically) in character.

spain/france/prussia - spanish civil war

(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
prussia and france are conflicted over the fact that they are old friends yet with vastly different ideologies and being on different sides of the conflict. spain being generally confused and depressed over the chaos in his nation.

other ideas:
prussia feeling guilty and torn about the abuse of his friend as a "nazi/soviet weapon testing ground" but also wanting to further his own country's cause.
france wanting to help but restrained by britain and the non-intervention agreement.

FrUK-learning about wine with Francis

(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
England spends a year in France with Francis to take a break from politics and learn about wine making from the master himself--hilarity and adorableness ensues.

Bonus: a scene with drunk England confessing something embarrassing/France consoling him
Bonus 2: splitting the fic into seasons
Bonus 3 aka I would love you forever: somehow incorporating both America and Canada, too to make it one big happy FACE family <3

Gen - The human that was hard to say goodbye to

(Anonymous) 2014-11-29 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Every nation has seen a lot of people come and go, but they've all had that one person they formed an especially close bond with.

I'd like to see a nation of your choice interacting with that one special person they had hoped would somehow live forever...and didn't.

Bonus: Someone not FACE (though FACE is fine, too!)