Hetalia Kink meme part 15

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Any nations - Genderswitch

[(Anonymous)]

I hope this isn't too generic to count

Anon loves genderswitching characters, it's one of their favourite kinks. Aside from the obvious hot smut potential, the examination of the effect being a different gender might have on a character is fascinating (obviously talking born as that gender as opposed to magically switched), plus the challenge of keeping them the same recognisable person at the same time.

So anon says give me any fill that's in your head to write! Any length, genre, mood, from complete fluff to hard smut etc. so long as one or two or all characters involved are changed from their original genders.

Keep Flying, Miss U.S.A. [fem!America]

[(Anonymous)]

"What?" America couldn't have heard him right, she couldn't have.

Roosevelt frowned slightly. "You'll be a fine addition to the WAAC," he said in a reassuring tone.

"No." America shook her head. "I won't join the WAAC."

"The WAVES, then."

Dumbfounded, America just shook her head again.

Brows knit behind thin wire frames. "I realize your delicate constitution doesn't lend itself to strenuous efforts, but you have to help with the war effort, America."

"'Delicate—' You think—" America took a deep breath. "Mr. President, I have every intention of helping with the war effort."

"Good," Roosevelt smiled a little smile as if America was a contrite child.

"But I won't do it in the WAAC, or the WAVES, or anything like that."

"Pardon?"

"I won't just stay at home and watch our boys go off to war half a world away."

Roosevelt scoffed, "Surely you're not suggesting you go with them?"

"I did last time."

"Absolutely not."

She got to her feet. “I'm a trained pilot."

"My dear girl—"

"I've had my commission in the Army since 1775!"

"Miss Jones, that is quite enough!"

America's mouth snapped shut, and she looked down at Roosevelt for a moment before sitting back in her seat. "I apologize, sir."

Roosevelt just looked at her for a moment, as if waiting for her to speak again. "There now, you see? Between your overemotional disposition and your frail health, how could you possibly think yourself fit to be a soldier?"

America's hands tightened into fists in her lap.

"Leave the fighting to the men, who are better suited to it."

America had to leave, she had to, before she did something she'd regret. She stood slowly, smoothing her skirt. "Good day, Mr. President." She turned and left without waiting for a response.

*****

I still can't believe I'm not over there with you, Mattie. I'm trying to convince my boss, I swear I am. So be safe until I'm close enough I can rescue you, you hear? Tell Arthur and them too, if you see them.

"What's this?"

"Helen!" America tried to snatch back the envelope, but Helen was too quick for her.

"'Royal Canadian Corps of Signals'." Helen read. "You didn't tell us you had a beau over there, Abby."

"What's his name?" one of the other WASPs asked.

"Matthew Williams," Helen answered before America could, still trying to get her letter.

"What's he like?"

"Is he nice?"

America jumped and snatched the envelope back, smoothing in on her jumpsuit and sitting back down. “He's not my boyfriend,” she said indignantly. She turned to Ruth and added in a much kinder voice, "Mattie's very nice."

"'Mattie'?" Mary wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

"It's really not like that."

"Then why do you keep rubbing that envelope like you're trying to get it to smell like your perfume?"

The women giggled, and America blushed in spite of herself. She couldn't very well explain her and Canada's relationship in a way they'd believe her. "If anything, I'd scent it with maple. He likes maples," she said wistfully.

Helen put a hand on her shoulder, but before she could say anything, a voice bellowed, "How long are you ladies planning on leaving me out here waiting in this Texas heat?"

"Sorry, ma'am!" They scrambled out to formation, America's letter unsigned on the table.



America ended up in the WASPs, which was a contingent of civilian pilots who did non combat flying for the Army Air Forces to free up men to go do the combat flying in WWII. The Wikipedia could tell you more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_Airforce_Service_Pilots

I confess, I don't know much about FDR, so I'm sorry if he doesn't ring true for you. Given that the entire time he's known America she's been ill with a serious case of economic depression, you can imagine why he thinks of her as a sickly waif. Someone should probably have warned him, though, of getting in her way now that she's getting back on her feet.

I hope this works for you, OP! I've been wanting to write something on this topic for a couples weeks now, so this prompt was perfect!

England/Fem!America - Gauken AU

[(Anonymous)]

I know, I know. I'm sorry! I just can't help it. D:

Fem!America & England are either in an established relationship or there is a lot of UST. Eventually, though, it leads to sex in a classroom (on a desk or against a wall) right before a Student Council meeting, with Arthur as President. America wearing the school uniform as slutty as possible is a must. Which Arthur loves, secretly.

I prefer Fem!America's name to be Ally, but it's all up to you.

Bonus: It's super obvious what just took place and Matthew almost kills Arthur.
Bonus 2: They start out just being in it for the sex, but they eventually fall for each other.
Bonus 3: England trying to take America on a date and Canada gives him the shotgun talk.

Heaven Sent (1a/1)

[(Anonymous)]

Ring…ring…

“…Hello?”

“Hey, you busy right now?”

“As a matter of fact, git, I actually have to prepare for a meeting with the Student Council.”

“WHAT? Aw, come on…!”

“Yes, as much as I hate to disappoint you, it sort of comes with being the President, in case you’ve forgotten.” Scoff. “Which you no doubt have, since you never remember anything I—”

“I need you.”

Pause.

“…R-right now?”

“Right now.”

“…”

“When’s the meeting?”

“U-u-um, i-in forty five minutes.”

“Ha, that’s plenty of time! Meet me in five?”

Gulp. “E-Emily, I really don’t think we should-I mean, this isn’t—”

Giggles, and then a purr, “Oh, c’mon, Artie. Just one round, one little quickie, and then I’ll let you go back to your precious Presidential duties in peace.”

“I-I-I just…”

“We can do it in that room where you have French.”

“…”

“Artie?”

“…”

Moan. “Oh, baby, please…”

“Alright, alright! No need to sound so obscene, you twit!” (Blush)

“Awesome! So, see you in a few?”

“…I suppose.”

“Double awesome! I’ll be waiting~”

Call ended.

“…”

With wide green eyes, he stares down his phone, his ears still ringing with that infernal (sweet, melodious, beautiful) voice that had just spoken to him. His heart begins to pound, pumping blood that paints his pale cheeks crimson and makes his body tense up, and his free hand clenches into a tight fist.

“…Fuck.”

America/Russia, political role reversal

[(Anonymous)]

AU in which it's *America* who goes Communist in 1917, and Russia who either goes democratic. The Cold War still plays out, with Russia and America fighting proxy wars in Central and South America. Please no Yandere America just because he's Communist -- he should be a True Believer but not psychotic.

Bonus: America's first act was to 'liberate' his brother Canada from the tyranny of British control.
Bonus 2: China remains an empire.

Re: America/Russia, political role reversal

[(Anonymous)]

Very seconded!

Fem!Germany car kink

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so we all know Germany loves cars.

What I'd like to see is a fic that exploits this (preferably with fem!Germany). Basically, she gets turned on by cool cars (ferrarris, bugattis, mustangs, classic MG cars, cadillacs, Porsches, etc.) so when she sees Nation A roll up in his totally awesome car, she practically starts drooling. Nation A offers to take her for a spin and then she takes HIM for a spin. Smut ensues.

The other nations I'd like to see in this are America, England and Italy. It can happen with all three or just one.

Bonus 1- It's not Italy, he finds out and tries to compete with his ferraris etc.

Bonus 2- France finds out and tries it with his most iconic car; the 2CV. He fails because it's crap.

Re: Fem!Germany car kink

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED SO HARD.

America team, Russia team- trying to get them to split

[(Anonymous)]

Some of America's closest friends/family (I'd love to see Japan and England +whoever else) team up to get him to stop hanging/going out with Russia. America's 'team' isn't the only ones who dislike the 'relationship' (whatever the relationship is up to anon, I prefer new couple statues). Russia's 'team' also tries to get them to break up. Belarus is obvious but whoever else like eager to please Liet is up to anon. Both teams on the same side...but don't know it because their trying to be not get caught while or permantely ruin internation relationships OR they do know but don't work well together/think the other has alternative motives or something

Bonus- Poor Baltics/Canada/France stuck in the middle. Perhaps they feel some sort of obligation/friendship to Russia are happy their no longer bullied or America but are also pushed to join a 'team.'

Bonus- Japan has a hard time getting it across but he really loves America England is possessive worried over his "little brother"jealousy consumes them = cockblocks On Russia's side someone (like France?)starts to fall in love with Russia.

Bonus- Tony works together with England or is one of the ones trying to keep them together "better then the fucking Limey"

Re: America team, Russia team- trying to get them to split

[(Anonymous)]

but don't know it because their trying to not get caught or permanently ruin internation relationships

I re wrote the sentence I though didnt make sense sorry for bad English

America-->France<--England

[(Anonymous)]

Those three in a triangle over France. And I want England and America to be very serious about their interest, but feeling guilty because they love each other as dear family and they’re trampling on the other’s happiness if they are successful with France.

Bonus. Can end either way, but I’d like to see at least a kiss with both. France doesn’t know who to choose and feels confused.

Bonus. America recriminates England that he’s always hurt France. England tells America that his and France’s lives are intertwined in a way nobody else could hope for.

Re: America-->France<--England

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded this so hard!!!

Turkey and Selim II Conquers Cyprus... While drunk

[(Anonymous)]

Base on the following

The 5 Most Inspiring Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)#2

http://www.cracked.com/article_18786_the-5-most-inspiring-things-ever-accomplished-while-drunk_p2.html

Re: Turkey and Selim II Conquers Cyprus... While drunk

[(Anonymous)]

I love cracked.com

Seconding

Gay Romano + fem!Canada, BFFry

[(Anonymous)]

Neglected siblings friendship please. Make it sparkly and wonderful.

Re: Gay Romano + fem!Canada, BFFry

[(Anonymous)]

y, hallo thar, "Anon" ;D

SECOND. ♥

Cold War AU Russ/Fem!America (Repost)

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, first time Anon is an idiot. I thank those who helped me do this correctly.

Prompt: Cold War AU where Russia and Fem!America(Emily) are married and expecting their first child (Alaska). Russia is actually a Russian spy living in the States, and Fem!America finds out. Cue internal conflicts whether she should turn him in or sit and watch. While he also struggles over whether or not he should betray his pregnant American Wife for his mission and country.

Bonuses: The other nations play roles in this too. Such as Canada as America's confidant.

I will leave it there before I continue to be such a newb at this.

Till Red Do Us Part [Prologue]

[(Anonymous)]

I have trouble coming up with good titles. Anyway, this is the prologue; the next chapter will backtrack several months.

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Shifting her bags of groceries to one arm, Emily F. Braginski, born Jones, unlocked her front door quickly before setting the bags down on the wood floor. A slightly muffled groan escaped her mouth as she felt an ache in her lower back. She straightened, and then lovingly laid a hand on her well-rounded stomach. Soft pressure from her baby’s kicks pressed against her hand and Emily smiled happily. She gathered the bags again and moved further into her house.

The groceries slipped from her arms and crashed on the floor when she saw a strange man in an immaculate black suit in her living room, sitting in a chair near the couch and smoking casually. Panic swept through her and she turned to bolt out of the house; before she had even gone two steps, a hand clamped down on her shoulder.

“Good evening, Mrs. Braginski,” the man gripping her shoulder said smoothly. “Please, sit.”

Emily’s mouth went dry as the second man, similarly dressed, steered her toward the couch. The pressure exerted on her arm grew and biting back a cry of pain, Emily’s knees buckled and she fell onto the couch. Both men seated themselves facing Emily. She pressed her hands together to try to stop their shaking. If these men were here for the reason she thought they were, then she had to stay strong. Emily couldn’t let them find out the truth.

“Who are you and what are you doing in my house?” she demanded, meeting their eyes. The man who’d forced her to the couch chuckled.

“Let me introduce myself,” he said. “I’m Agent Miller and this is my partner, Agent Brown. We’re from the FBI.”

Emily's blood ran cold.

“And we have a few questions we’d like to ask you about your husband.”

Mob of Hands/Any Nation, Molested by disembodied hands

[(Anonymous)]

You know those fanarts on pixiv where the character is molested by all those weird floating hands? I'd like to see that. Any male nation is cool, though I have a preference for America, England and Canada.

No penetration, just lots of badtouch until they come. Multiple fills would be awesome. ;-;

Re: Mob of Hands/Any Nation, Molested by disembodied hands

[(Anonymous)]

second for America because damn that be HOT AND he'd be scared (OMG GHOOOOSTS ENGLAND HELP ME!)

Fem!Russia/America - chain bondage

[(Anonymous)]

Fem!Russia fucking America senseless while he's chained to something (a bed, chair, whatever).

Bonus: Ice cube and nipple fetish.

Re: Fem!Russia/America - chain bondage

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, yes

France, most beautiful country in the world

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.touristmaker.com/charts/what-is-the-most-beautiful-city-in-the-world.html
http://www.forbes.com/2010/01/22/paris-london-travel-lifestyle-travel-tourism-new-york-top-ten-cities.html
http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-31285028
Paris is the most popular tourist destination in the world. The Paris region receives 45 million tourists annually, 27 million of whom are foreign visitors.
The city's most prized museum, the Louvre, welcomes over 8 million visitors a year, being by far the world's most-visited art museum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Tourism_Rankings
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourism_in_France

Well, big brother France sure is popular, right? I’d love to see a fic about this. France is the most visited country in the world, Paris is the most popular city in the world, and consistently ranked most beautiful too.

Give me some France appreciation! A huge love fest, fluff, family love, friendship love, sex, shipping and romantic or just big lust after him. I'd just as happily accept any France ship sexings or a "FACE family goes to sightsee France" story.

Preferred pairings are France orgy, FrUK, FrUS, FrRussia, France/Spain, France/Germany. Poly also accepted! Everybody secretly wants in niichan’s pantsXD

Re: France, most beautiful country in the world

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded like there's no tomorrow ^^!

America crossover with English books/shows

[(Anonymous)]

So America's been visiting England's house, right? And he's bored and nosy so he looks around England's storage room where he finds a curious item. When he grabs it (it's a portkey) he's taken to a different place.

Where does he land? In Hogwarts? In Camelot? Modern day London to chill with Sherlock+Holmes? In the TARDIS? Did he forget to grab his towel?

Re: America crossover with English books/shows

[(Anonymous)]

Awesome prompt is awesome

Anon votes for anything set in Victoriana. After all, Alfred missed good part of it, the independent fool.

in which america is apathetic anyone/america

[(Anonymous)]

You know how there are like 20 billion fics that portray america emo-ing over how countries dislike him, or being totally oblivious and thinking evreyone loves him?

Well in this fic, he really dosen't care, but because of this he dosen't particularly ant to be friends with anyone. he still has his hero complex (to a degree) but it's mostly cuz of his govt...

The only nation that america really likes anymore is canada.

The other nations nations find out.

Bonus1:they dont know who the hell canada is

Re: in which america is apathetic anyone/america

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded liek whoa. Because it's true. Mostly we don't care.

Russia/America- Secretly Married

[(Anonymous)]

So, the US and Russia used to be on good terms during the 1800s, so much so that the two countries were anticipated to enter into a military alliance during a visit to Washington by Grand Duke Alexei Alexandrovich (1871). So, I'd like see them take this near alliance one step further-in anticipation of the alliance, they secretly get married.

Obviously the alliance never happens, and years later the US and the now Soviet Union break relations. However, America and Russia are still legally married, despite neither of them acknowledging it/doing anything about it as it was never public knowledge.

(TL;DR)

Many years later, Nation A finds an old marriage license of Russia/America's. The discovery is a shocker to both the Nations and America and Russia. Now, the two of them must confront the fact that they are -married-, despite not being on the best of terms.

The time period this is set in is up to you (Cold War/present day..) and whatever else you can think of. Russia/America preferred but not required!


Bonus:
-Nation A is NOT England.

Re: Russia/America- Secretly Married

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, seconded

AU - Female nations work in a brothel

[(Anonymous)]

Just what it says on the tin. Male nations as customers, of course.

Underloved characters/pairings are very appreciated :D (In other words, more than just the FACE family and pairings concerning them, please.)

Bonus: Include a yuri pairing or two.

The World [0/?]

[(Anonymous)]

(This is meant as more of an intro at the moment. I'll try to get an actual kink fill in as soon as I can. Since I want this to be something I can come back to I felt that an intro chapter would just get things rolling and make it more inviting. I also don't mind if anyone wants to added a chapter or anything to it that's fine too!)

There is a place hidden away from all eyes where pleasures beyond one’s imagination can be found. Where your every sexual need is met be you man or women; so long as you seek feel companionship you will be accepted.

Of course you have to find it first. The World is as much of a challenge as it is a prize, because finding it is half the challenge.

Perhaps other places are easier to find, more attractive on the outside, have flashier names; perhaps they even have many more women. None however share the level of prestige that The World has, and none can hold the claim of having so many important costumers visiting.

If you find The World and walk down the simple path framed by well kept rose bushes up to a plain brick building you will think you are lost. Open being admitted however you will realize you have entered another world. Delightful smells will embrace you, causing a pleasant sensation within your body. Pictures frames containing images of many prominent men and women with the ladies of The World line the halls as though they are trophies to be shown off.

Once you get to the main room you suddenly know why The World is the best. The main room is decorated in reds and pinks, all the colours of passion, with couches situated around the room in almost a semi-circle and a bar off to one corner. The stairway is grand and made of the deepest mahogany wood and leads up to two separate hallways which is where all the magic happens.

As you take all of this in the madam of the house approaches you; she is a dark skinned, her hair pitch black and flowing freely in a waterfall, foreign and exotic. She tells you to call her Madam and introduces you to the other owner of The World. This is Mistress is lighter skinned but only slightly, she has auburn curls help up by a golden chain. She smiles and welcomes you and invites you to one of the couches where one of the girls moves to accompany you.

You now have all the women of The World at your finger tips it is up to you to decide which one to choose.

(The two women are Mama Egypt, who is Madam, and Mama Greece who is Mistress. I wanted to include them and I thought why not as the owners? They've been around the block. Maybe if I feel adventurous I'll write some stuff with them as more than just the owners.)

America, China - making China into a comic book hero.

[(Anonymous)]

America needs some cash. So why not go back to his old hobby of making comic books? It's not like he's the only one who does it (Japan, his BFF, the mangaka).

But he needs a cool idea. Something cool, with action, yet be interesting! Martial arts and fights! Cool philosophical stuff and mysticism! History!

He then hits on the idea of using China as his template for a new comic book character. What? A 4,000 year old man, at times prosperous and at times downtrodden, with killer martial arts skills, veteran of numerous battles and intrigues, with a huge dragon as his boss and a weakness for cute things? It writes itself!

AND IT WORKS.

Anon would like to see either the writing process or the reaction to this. Can be China/America, if anon would like. Looking for cleverness and lulz.

Bonus: Shinatty as some kind of sage/Confucius/Yoda figure.

Re: America, China - making China into a comic book hero.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh wow.
I cannot second this enough.

I might try and fill this but no promises.

Genderbent!USUK - Made in Dagenham

[(Anonymous)]

So I've seen Made in Dagenham (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_Dagenham) and I would love to see something involving this idea. Basically, Fem!England fighting for her girls rights and the sexism/bigotry that follows from the men.

Bonus 1; Make up your own idea of Fem!England, anons. I am curious. :)
Bonus 2; Fem!US is very supportive of the equal pay strike. Girl power!
Super Bonus! Victory sex when the law is passed. ;D

_{ohmigod i hope i've not buggered this up ;A;}

Re: Genderbent!USUK - Made in Dagenham

[(Anonymous)]

brilliant prompt! i would love to see this filled, so seconded with everything I have! ♥

America, with FrancexCanada - Americans on vacation in Europe

[(Anonymous)]

So there's a well-known trend in America to pretend to be Canadian when going to Europe (specifically France), because Europeans are almost never angry at Canadians.

America taking advantage of this with France! As in, while he's visiting (for business, vacation, anything you can think of) he pretends to be Canada to get free food/place to sleep/insider tips on the country from France.
BUT this backfires a bit, because while France wouldn't hit on America seriously (because he's England's territory), he'd certainly try to get it on with Canada. Cue America freaking out about this in whatever way pleases you most.

Bonuses:
-France knew it was America the whole time and is punishing him for being a mooch.
-America blows his cover by being protective and giving France the shotgun (or nuclear weapon, I guess) speech.
-England finds out and there are consuquences for both America and France.

Re: America, with FrancexCanada - Americans on vacation in Europe

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

France/fem!Prussia/Spain - DP

[(Anonymous)]

So in this awesome fill http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=40972764#t40972764

Germany mentions fem!Prussia used to be in a threesome with France and Spain, that involved her getting DP'd on a regular basis.

Anon really, really wants to read some delicious fic of fem!Prussia getting fucked by the other members of the Bad Touch trio. Both vaginal and anal penetration at the same time (though both fucking the same hole is also fine), pretty please anons?

Bonuses:
- An AU setting like Gakuen or something

Re: France/fem!Prussia/Spain - DP

[(Anonymous)]

How has this never been requested? Seconding extremely hard

Poland/Lithuania "You're done"

[(Anonymous)]

ŻELIGOWSKI'S MUTINY!

Poland being cruel, arrogant and very cold.
Please, no 'valley girl' talk, okay?
I'd love to read about Poland acting really serious.

Microfill

[(Anonymous)]

Had I always thought we would be friends forever?

I see hundreds of men fleeing for their sacred lives, far, far away from the Polish. I stand in the center of the crowd, blockading that little space I stand, mesmerized by that one, Poland. He seems to be an entirely different person. His face is only the surface of the true feelings inside. His prided shoulder-long blonde hair bobs with the wind and accompanies the sparks of light seeping through the gray clouds, appearing of gold silk. His eyes are both a blue, firing flame and an ice cold, hallow cave. His uniform, which would appear normal to the passerby, are overpowering, majestic as he emitted confidence. Though he isn’t smiling, his stoic expression is overwhelming to my simplicity.

I can only inhale short-filled breaths. I haven’t seen Poland for the longest time, but now that I do, I gaze upon a country given by God.

I should not be thinking this. I am losing terribly as anyone can tell. Perhaps it’s the winning sensation that Poland is so wonderfully beautiful.

It reminds me of the first time we had met. That time we had promised to be together forever, to protect and support one another in time of peril. Look what God has done to us now.

Now it is time for my judgment, so I shall make my final move.

“Polska,” The foreign word rolls off my tongue like water.

His eyes shift and stare squarely at me. “Litwa,”

My hand trembles. It’s been years since I’ve talked one-on-one with Poland; ever since our separation we’ve been tense. What has changed? He does not call me by my nickname: Liet, his voice is one of a soldier’s, and his seriousness has polluted his brain. My mind is in chaos, screaming to the world, “This is not Poland!”

“Why Vilnius?” I ask, though I very well know the answer.

“It’s mine,” he simply replies. “It’s no fair Russia gave you what he stole from me. Aren’t you loved?”

I cringe in fear of that name. “I’m not. Stop it Poland. Please,”

“And give up this wonderful piece of land? No way! Plus, he won’t be happy.”

I shiver as cold rushes through my veins every time he utters a word.

He notices something and mocks, “It’s not like I dislike you. I mean you were great to me long ago. But now…”

He chuckles and then turns his back on me to walk away. His men had finished the job, while my men are cowering in fright of what is to happen next. My vision is now red in anger. Why had he laughed and walked away in the middle of his sentence?

I grasp my gun and set it in position to shoot, only to be blind to Poland’s stealth. By the time I almost pull the trigger, a gun is pointed at the top of my forehead. I gawk as he grabs and throws my gun off to the side. His smirk looks down on me.

I hear the wails of my people and the cheers of his.

My terrified brain cannot comprehend this abrupt movement.

His eyes say a million things.

He says only one.

“Lietuva, you’re done,”

Polska: "Poland" in Polish, Litwa: "Lithuania" in Polish, Lietuva: "Lithuania" in Lithuanian for people who don't get it.

Be right back. Jumping off a cliff.

Nation/Canada Rape Fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

Canada has always had a major rape fantasy kink. But he's either never bothered bringing it up with any lovers, or they laugh at such an idea from his innocent self (present and past lovers can be any male nation, but please no Prussia or Cuba).

Then Canada happens to overhear an evil plot by some nation to rape America for whatever reason (PLEASE no 'financial crisis' reference. It should be a nation who genuinely hates America. Except Cuba. lol) Canada is horrified. Then decides to kill two birds with one stone by pretending to be America: he fulfills his fantasy, and protects his brother!

Does he enjoy it? Or is it more horrifying than he had anticipated? A little of both? Up to anons!

Re: Nation/Canada Rape Fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

Oh... ohmygod.

Seconded. I need this like burning.

KuroshitsujixHetalia Germany Italy

[(Anonymous)]

KuroshitsujixHetalia.

I want Ludwig to take the place of Sebastian and Feliciano take the place of Ceil. Feliciano and Ludwig are bound with a contract where in the end when Feliciano dies Ludwig will get his soul. It doesn’t matter if the circumstances are the same as Kuroshitsuji-verse or Hetalia-verse or a complete and total AU. Doesn’t matter.

What I do not want is characters from Kuroshisuji, all Hetalia characters only.

Hesitantly seconding...

[(Anonymous)]

This seems like it could be really amazing if done right, but not done right it would probably turn out a disaster. I'm picturing dark!Italy, and... oh...oh god, plot bunnies. Nuuuu! I'm already working on a long GerIta fill and there's midterms coming up and a huge project! Go away, bunnies! LEAVE ME ALOOOONE D:

Russia + America, space race

[(Anonymous)]

But this 'race' is actually the two of them at a carnival, playing one of those 'shoot the target with water and your little rocket ship moves across the playing field' kind of things. Bonus points for them trying to distract each other by kicking and shoving each other away from their water gun.

Whoever wins, the prize has to be something silly, like those giant sunglasses or a giant inflatable hammer or something.

England, Sealand - brotherly relationship

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so England IS a jerk when it comes to his little brother Sealand.
Let's change that fact for at least a short moment when he actually cares. Maybe because Sealand is hurt or has trouble with love life or needs "the speech". Just some cute fluffy England/Sealand-time. Doesn't matter if it's before or after Sweden bought him from e-bay.

Mr. Tingle [1/1]

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“Of course I don’t believe in faeries!”

England quick slapped his hand over the little boy’s mouth and looked over his shoulder for Twinkle. The tiny fair seemed to be okay but his companion, a certain Mr. Tingle, was a little more than dead.

Damn non believers.

Mr. Tingle was a bitch anyway.

“What have I told you about saying those words Sealand?” growled England as he removed his hand, only to bring it swiftly upon the boy’s head in an instant.

Sealand, as indignant as any child, stomped his foot upon the ground and crossed his arms. “It’s true! Papa told me all about how faeries aren’t real and that I shouldn’t keep my head in the clouds. …It’s the only way I’ll become a real nation and it’s the secret you’ve been hiding from me isn’t it!” Sealand staggered backwards, and held his head.
“OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! You made me believe you your crazy faeries so I won’t be a nation! I’m telling papa!! I’m telling—“

Another fist bashed the top of Sealand’s head, ending his crying in an instant. He sniffed instead, glaring at England from beneath his heavy eyebrows. England suppressed the urge to hit him again (for good measure of course) but instead he stooped down to Sealand’s level.

“Listen, the faeries do exist. It just so happens that not everyone can see a faerie. And don’t you deny that you didn’t just see Tingle drop dead.”

Sealand shuffled his feet, avoiding the accusing look in England’s eyes. He reached for his cap and slowly took it off, wringing the soft material in his hands.

“Will… will that jerk Tingle be okay?” his voice was little more than a whisper.

As much as it would have pleased England to say ‘YES THE LITTLE BASTARD’S DEAD!!’ Tingle gave a mighty twitch and fluttered towards Sealand, who jumped back in both surprise. England tried to hold back his aggravation.

“See, right as rain. Now off with you Sealand. I’ll make some dinner—“

“NO! I’d rather go back home and eat some of papa’s cooking, jerk! …But I do want to take some scones back home.”

“'Atta boy! I’ll see to it that there are enough to feed those culinary starved fools.” England made a mental note of this small conquest as he hurried to the kitchen to prepare a few pastries for his youngest brother.

I'm sorry how silly this became. The only fairy name that came to mind was Tingle and it went from there. I hope it was enjoyable nonetheless!