Hetalia Kink meme part 15

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Prussia x Germany with Anal Beads

[(Anonymous)]

There's a lack of respect for that crazy toy ]:

My big preference is for Germany to be getting the Anal beads, but if author is more into Prussia bottoming, that's cool too. Just give me some awesome smut with the two lovers going crazy with that toy!

Re: Prussia x Germany with Anal Beads

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded.

Spamano // Spain is an author AU

[(Anonymous)]

I’d love to see an AU with Spain as a romance-novels-author. One day he just happens to stumble across Romano, who can’t stop ranting about those awful novels by saying how the hero is just way too annoying and lovey-dovey to ever win anyone’s heart – not knowing that Spain wrote them. So Spain decides to make Romano a protagonist in his new novel and at the same time, prove the guy he was wrong, by acting out the same story in RL. Meaning, he tries to make Romano fall in love with him.

Well. We all know that Romano is simply too cute for Spain to not fall in love himself. But he doesn’t seem the type to wave it all aside, once he finds out that guy with the great ass gave him a false name, is actually the author of those books he hates so much, and his own lovestory was just supposed to be the plot for yet another one of those before-mentioned awful books.

Bonus: Romano runs a bookstore and that’s why he gets so annoyed (or gives a shit at all).

Bonus2: In order to not be recognized by the civilians while he’s on his date with Romano, Spain disguises himself with a fake moustache and makes up a very lame excuse why he has to wear one. We know how much Romano hates moustaches…

Bonus3: Spain thinks he’s waaaaaay more famous than he really is and always assumes people want an autograph if they get near him. While being with Romano, he tells everyone that they’re mistaken and he’s not “that guy”, even though nobody asked.

Most Fragrant Rose of Summer [1a/?]

[(Anonymous)]

Sunset on the fifty-third floor, in the southwest corner office, was spectacular.

“As soon as you finish you may go.”

Gold burned into red faded into violet night, smeared across the sky. The bands of color sewed the jagged city skyline and the heavens together with imperceptibly fine stiches. The first three stars began to sparkle. Underneath, the city sparkled too.

“It will be difficult for you to leave after I lock my door behind me.”

It was never fully dark in the city. But now, at sunset, when the natural light balanced the glimmer and shine of the manmade signs… now the city came alive. Or. The city was always alive, really. It was always alive, its heart was always beating, but the city fell in love when the sun began to set. The light from the setting sun made for the best love story in the world.

“Claudine, dearest Claudine, if you’re still out there when I open this door I’ll be very disappointed in you.”

Or was anything truly alive if it wasn’t in love?

“Mr. Bonnefoy, please. I need to finish this report for Mr. Wang. There are only two weeks until your presentation!”

Face and hands suspended in the air a centimeter away from one of the office’s two walls of glass, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo looked down upon the world and smiled. It was a world full of light and sound, full of hurry and scurry and chance and happenstance. And love. And it would only be his world for a few minutes more.

“Toni… if you don’t hurry I’ll lock you in. And the only foods I have left in here are a packet of Gilbert’s crackers and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. The latter is an 1837. I’d hate to waste it.”

Antonio finally pulled his attention away from the sinking sun. “Huh? Francis…?” His friend and agent stood at the opposite end of the room, long dark coat already on. He even had a finger poised over the light switch. “What were you saying?”

Francis Bonnefoy, millionaire and miracle worker, leaned against one of his thick office doors and shaded his eyes. The view from his office was spectacular, certainly, but at times like these it was also blinding. The glare of the sun seemed to reflect every other bit of metal and glass in the city and pointed all their brightness onto a point a little to the left of Francis’s desk. Francis generally took the focused rays as a sign to stop working; Antonio took them as a sign to continue burning his retinas. “I was saying how tragic it is that Gilbert will never be able to finish his snacks. And if I remember correctly, he was very fond of them. Claudine!”

A smaller, dutiful silhouette appeared at the door. Antonio couldn’t see her face because he couldn’t see much after staring into the sun for so long, but he didn’t need to see to recognize Francis’s personal assistant. Claudine Grimaldi radiated competent worry in the same way Francis radiated confident whimsy. It was unmistakable.

“Mr. Bonnefoy?”

Francis placed one hand on his assistant’s blouse and let one side of his mouth quirk up just so. “Claudine, my dear, my light!”

Claudine didn’t flinch. Antonio assumed she had gotten used to it: in that, she was doing much better than any of Francis’s other assistants had done. “Mr. Bonnefoy, the report. Mr. Wang will not wait.”

Mr. Wang… the name sounded familiar to Antonio. “Francis, isn’t that the—”

Francis dismissed Antonio with a wave and continued to speak. “Claudine, special order three more boxes of Mr. Beilschmidt’s favorite crackers. I want them delivered by noon tomorrow, Gilbert will most likely come in by then. If Antonio is locked in here all night I don’t know how else he will possibly survive, other than to eat me out of office and home.” Claudine did not roll her eyes. Professionals did not roll their eyes, even when their bosses were being particularly ridiculous. “After that you may go, dear. In fact, I insist you let me drive you home.” He winked.

Professionals couldn’t help but roll their eyes when their bosses were being particularly flirtatious. “Yes sir.”

“Fantastic.”

France/England, the year 1000 fear

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the recent episode showing that France's long time dream is to "invade" England.

France gets his wicked way with Young!England (I prefer them to be in their teens not their Chibi versions) and promises himself this won't be a one-time only thing. Even if he has to way 66 years to "invade" England again.

Anon wants dirty, explicit smut, please

Bonus: They play it cool when Japan mentioned it but they totally re-visit their agreement on 2000. But that time England topped.

Spain/Romano, frottage

[(Anonymous)]

As the subject says, I'd like to see Spain and Romano achieving orgasm through dry humping. Either both at the same time or one on the other, I don't mind as long as frottage is involved. Please, anons?

Re: Spain/Romano, frottage

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded like you don't even know >_

Various - The Quiet Ones

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see the quiet nations, like Canada, Liechtenstein, Hong Kong, and Latvia, go extremely yandere. ...FOR EACH OTHER. Who gets paired up with who, and if their feelings are returned, is up to writer!anon.

Bonus 1 - Eventually, it gets to the point where some nations run screaming from these guys. Others are left in dark, wondering what the hell is going on.

Miss Saigon crossover US/Vietnam, US/UK

[(Anonymous)]

Miss Saigon is a musical about the doomed romance between a Vietnamese girl, Kim, and an American GI, Chris, during the Vietnam War.

I would like a crossover with America as Chris, Vietnam as Kim, and England as Ellen.

Bonus – China as the Engineer
Bonus2 – Japan as Thuy
Bonus3 – France as John

Re: Miss Saigon crossover US/Vietnam, US/UK

[(Anonymous)]

... How has this not been requested before? Very cool request, dude.

Belarus/Ukraine - Futanari+Dubcon

[(Anonymous)]

Somehow England's magic gives Belarus a penis. It won't go away until all it's sexual energy is used up, meaning a lot of fucking. Belarus enlists her big sister to use up all the sexual energy. Ukraine is unsure but it ends up feeling very good for her.

The dirtier the better.

Bonus: The main reason Belarus is upset by the penis is because she thinks Russia won't love her if she has a penis.
Bonus 2: Belarus talks very dirty as she fucks Ukraine, calling her a slut and whatnot, and Ukraine secretly likes that.

Re: Belarus/Ukraine - Futanari+Dubcon

[(Anonymous)]

Why does this anon for some REALLY weird reason want to see this?!

SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Russia/Canada - Force Feeding

[(Anonymous)]

Russia and Canada have a nice relationship, and Canada wonders where all the scary Russia stories come from. Then, the first time he eats at Russia's house, Russia decides Canada simply hasn't consumed enough of his good food. Force feeding ensues.

bonus- it's borchst.
bonus2- Russia tries to give him vodka via a straw up the nose.

France x England, kinda sorta Wicked crossover..

[(Anonymous)]

This anon just saw the absolutely awesome musical Wicked for the first time and now, for some reason, she can’t stop imagining England as Elphaba and France as Galinda.

That’s why she’d like to request a story based on the two songs “What is this feeling” and “Popular”. Meaning, France and England go to the same school, where everybody hates England (not necessarily because he’s green xD What about good old Punk!England?) and because of some misunderstanding, the two have to share a room. When they finally grow closer, France tries to make England “popular” by giving him a (much unwanted) make-over.

As you can see, this is not supposed to be a real crossover – just inspired by the first half of the musical. So you don’t have to include a Nessa, if you don’t want to. (Or even a Fyiero, because I’d really like this to end FrUK..).

Re: France x England, kinda sorta Wicked crossover..

[(Anonymous)]

This Wicked fan seconds big time.
"What is this feeling" is now totally my headcanon theme song for these two. XD

UKUS or USUK - America turned on by England yelling at him, S&M

[(Anonymous)]

From this Cracked article:http://www.cracked.com/article_18886_5-ways-television-went-crazy-since-i-quit-watching-in-2003.html

In this article, the writer notes the large number of snide British people in American reality shows. He then says this:

"Seriously, what the fuck? Why are they all British (or pseudobritish)? It's not because we hate foreigners and like to paint them all as dicks -- the cursing Brits are the ones we're rooting for. It's like the United States entered into some bizarre S&M relationship with England. All because we saw one snide British man and said, "Yes, we want more of that, all of the time."

So, anons. Why does America annoy England all the time? Because having England yell at him, in that sex accent really turns him on.

England finds out about this American kink. And decides to be a gentleman about it and fulfill it. :)

Bonus 1: British cursing that is more varied than just the word "bloody". See: http://jezebel.com/5584818/the-periodic-table-of-swearing
Bonus 2 (very optional): America's people are also turned on by England swearing.

Fill

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not any of the anons above.

Fill: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18772.html?thread=70058068#t70058068

By the way, OP...this was the greatest request ever. I hope it is everything you dreamed it would be.

Netherlands/Fem!Denmark - bromance, but maybe not just

[(Anonymous)]

Femmark and Netherlands having a very brotastic relationship, but with one of them thinking that maybe they'd like to step it up a little and not really knowing how to bring it up without being super awkward. Preferably a happy ending!

Bonus: incorporation of the line "You're my best friend, you know that?"

Re: Netherlands/Fem!Denmark - bromance, but maybe not just

[(Anonymous)]

I reeeeeeallyyyyy want to write this...it's just that I'm underground with five papers to write DX

but for the sake of me being optimistic (and further sabotaging my GPA), did you want this to be them as nations or AU?

Everyone, MLIA-AU

[(Anonymous)]

Uh… this is going to be the most random request ever made..

I’d like writer!anon to create a MLIA!World-AU. Where Pirate!England and Ninja!Japan are arch-enemies (but secretly best friends), America constantly runs around in a banana-costume, dinosaurs exist, China runs a funny-fortunes-for-your-fortune-cookie-company, Germany teaches his dogs Harry-Potter-spells as commands… whatever mlia-related awesomeness you can think of.

Bonus: copy in a/the MLIA-quote that inspired you for every Nations characterization :D

Bonus2: Google and Yahoo are characters too.

Yeah… I don’t even know…

Re: Everyone, MLIA-AU

[(Anonymous)]

this must be done. immediately.

does OP have any requests for certain characters, other than the ones listed, or is it anything goes for the rest of the Hetalia gang?

Google and Yahoo as characters? I must do this... i'll just...walk away now...-laughs-

_{reCaptcha: galactic helped. the galaxy is looking out for me!}

Spain/Romano, sleepy cuddling

[(Anonymous)]

Lovino's always yelling and insulting people- except for when he's about to fall asleep. So Spain takes advantage of this by keeping him awake and being as huggy and lovey-dovey as possible right before he falls asleep. :) I want something really fluffy. Smut is okay but not necessary!

Filled!

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry it took me so long to do this. The prompt has been filled here: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18772.html?thread=70008404#t70008404

Any Nation - Do Over

[(Anonymous)]

Somehow one nation gets a chance to get a do-over. Just one. They can go back to one point, any point, in time and do it over. It can be a historical event or maybe they missed the chance to tell another nation how they really felt about them.

Anon would love it, if Canada makes an appearance.

Let's Try This Again [1/3]

[(Anonymous)]

I guess it should be a warning that it has altered history? ...Not sure how to put this.

Arthur's packing up, heading out, back to Europe. He's never coming back again. He's full of fury and anger at losing, at the humiliation. He's so full of hate that the hurt doesn't come back. Not for a long while.

--

He's sitting at an office now and staring out into dreary skies full of rain. He flips open his phone and there's a picture of them together from the last group date. France and Canada were there too, but he had cropped them out.

Their relationship had never been the same again. Was he "in love"? No, he wasn't in love. The days when they were together, he was always that small boy who came greeting him home, it was never anything else. He only wanted to protect an innocent smile so that it would never be tainted by the likes of France or Scotland or Ireland. He's done so much, tried so hard, and it was all for him. But he didn't appreciate it. He rings a bell and declares his independence.

He had always been a small boy in his eyes. He was supposed to win, but history decides to play a trick on him and instead, he was the one on the ground, crying as he realized he couldn't shoot the boy he had cared so much for.

The hurt settles in by 1812 and that war definitely signaled that things would never be as it is. After two world wars, he realized that he just might've fallen in love with America. But as he stares at America's brilliant smile, he knew that the sort of love he has for him would never happen either. "America..." He whispers as he let his head fall backwards on the armchair and stare up at the ceiling.

--

Arthur realizes that something was wrong the moment he was awake. He's wearing coats that he hadn't worn in a long time, pants and shoes, too, were not ones he would wear. There's a mirror in front of him and he realizes that he had been dressed in the clothing of the late 18th century. He narrows his eyes, "It must've been those three bloody idiots." He could imagine the smirks on the faces of France, Spain, and Prussia as they dressed him up just when he went to sleep.

There's something odd about the palace as he walks down it. Was it this clean, was it this bright? Whatever happened to that coffee stain he had accidentally caused last month?

"--land! Mr. Kirkland!" England turned around to see a man, dressed in a similar fashion as he was, running to him and waving his hand to catch his attention. "Ah, thank goodness I found you! The ship's ready to take leave, sir, I trust that you have packed all your belongings?" He said, catching his breath as he spoke with Arthur. England looked at him with confused eyes and the man tried to clarify, "...The voyage sir? To the New World? You were going to see how things were going over there?"

"...What? Do you mean America?"

"Er...Yes, sir. The New World. America, you could call it as such now."

England was utterly confused now, why was he speaking like one would way back when? Not that he had a strange accent or anything, but the way he names things, stuff like 'voyage' and 'New World', made him feel something nostalgic, something like the days before he met America.

--

England stared up at the grand ship. He was at the harbor now, watching as people packed things up and into the ship. He knew now, there was most certainly something wrong. If he really needed to get to America, he would use a plane, first class, too. But here they were, packing up a ship for him to get to the other continent. "Where are you?" He whispered in a harsh, annoyed tone.

Immediately following his question, two pixies appeared by him, flying around and giggling at him.

"What did you do?"

"...? We didn't do anything!" The pixies giggled. They seemed completely innocent of knowledge. But England could figure it out on his own, he was transported back in time, wasn't he? He hadn't a clue who would do that, but he might as well as take the chance now and deal with the consequences later.

England/France, Nation A/Nation B, flatmates

[(Anonymous)]

Kinda inspired by pika-la-cynique’s amazing comic on deviantart~

England and Nation A end up as flatmates in a tall block with many many other flats. Those many many other flats obviously are home to a handful of other Nations which they all get to know one by one. Until they one day realize, that their respective quasi-stalkers from older days (France and Nation B) are flatmates too… in the same block! From that point on, a lot of trouble, hilarity and neighbor-quarreling ensues.

As for Nation A and Nation B: I couldn’t decide. Choose from the list:
A: Romano, B: Spain
A: Austria, B: Prussia
A: Norway, B: Denmark (<- that one would actually be my favorite.. but it really doesn’t matter what you choose ;D)

Bonus; England and Nation B grow so desperate, that at some point, they actually try to fake a relationship with each other, to keep their stalkers away from them. Until they realize, that it probably wasn’t a good idea if those stalkers are batshit crazy..

Bonus 2; There’s one team of flatmates that has a (bad) history of welcoming newbies with a fruitbasket. You don’t have to include that, if you don’t know the original xD

Btw: I don’t see how you could fit this in the canon-world, so AU and therefore human!names are preferred. I don’t have any name-preferences for the Nations without a human!name.

RACE- Foursome

[(Anonymous)]

Russia/America/China/England
Kink-foursome (as in some form of smutishness required). Anything else goes.

Bonus- Russia is the one that starts it
Bonus-All except one are drunk
Bonus-Commies vs Capitalists ...though it can be set in modern times.

I have never heard of this 'RACE'

[(Anonymous)]

...but now I really want to see it.

And those bonuses. <3

Greece/Japan - humiliation play

[(Anonymous)]

In one webcomic strip, Greece seems hurt by Japan's remarks about how he can't tell that Greece's hair is any messier in the rain because his hair looks messy all the time until he begins thinking that this might be "humiliation play."

A Google search reveals that "humiliation play" refers to "erotic humiliation," i.e. making someone sexually aroused by verbally or physically humiliating them.

...I need a continuation of this strip like burning, anons. What results from Greece thinking that Japan is flirting with him in a...special way? Does Japan eventually find out? Does he freak out? Decide to instigate some real humiliation play between the two of them? Just something, anything to do with this humiliation play business.

Seconded

[(Anonymous)]

... Though I feel like a total pervert for knowing exactly what he meant by "humiliation play" without needing to look it up. OTL

Some Like It Hot - America + Canada

[(Anonymous)]

First time posting, hope I'm doing it right.

I would love Some Like it Hot or Sugar (if you prefer) with Canada as Joe/Josephine and America as Jerry/Daphane.

Who Sugar is is completely up to anon, but would prefer a female nation, (please no genderbending)


Bonus: This anon loves RussiAmerica, so if you threw in !creepy/lech Russia as Osgood the 3rd, anon would love you forever

Re: Some Like It Hot - America + Canada

[(Anonymous)]

seconding. this is too beautiful ;___;

male!Hungary/fem!Prussia, friends "with benefits"

[(Anonymous)]

So. Male!Hungary and fem!Prussia have been friends forever. Of course, "friends" here entails that they shared their first kiss, their virginity, and whatever else you want, even though they never dated each other or saw themselves as romantic. The reasoning behind sharing all their first sexual encounters was because they trusted each other c:

After an unprecedented amount of time where both Gari and fem!Prussia are single, they decide that they really need to get laid... and what better way to fix that than by becoming sex buddies?

Roll with it, anons. ;)

Bonus: Angstttt. Like, idek, A falling in love with B but B rejecting them? Whatever.
Bonus2: male!Prussia.

Re: male!Hungary/fem!Prussia, friends "with benefits"

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding!!! Oh, please someone fill?!! I don't have time right now!

Canada/America/Russia- DPing him

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see/read about the two largest countries dping America and making him watch as they go at it before dping him (as in making him squirm) but not being able to touch until they let him.

Bonus one: More then one form of Dp and dominant Canada...what its geographically accurate!
Bonus two: If it is only one form its (as a previous anon put it) : 'not the form where a gag reflex is a problem'
Bonus three: Lots of toys

Re: Canada/America/Russia- DPing him

[(Anonymous)]

HOW COME NO ONE HAS SECONDED THIS!!?!??





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GermanyPrussia -- Swallowing

[(Anonymous)]

Germany has a kink for watching Prussia swallow his seed.
Just work it anons. Make Germany as crazy/possessive about this as you want him to be.

punishment.

[(Anonymous)]

oh gawd, this is so damn plotless but i hope this is what you're looking for... and its a microfill. (gets shot)

Germany's arms find their way around Prussia's waist as the albino kisses him hard on his lips. Said albino is sitting on his lap, straddling him and their tongues are fighting for dominance. The blonde wins the battle as his tongue slips past the Prussian's lips, exploring the hot, wet cavern of his mouth while his hands roam about his body.

Prussia's hand snakes down to reach for the blonde's clothed erection, fondling it in his palm. "West," he breaks the kiss and looks up at Germany, red eyes growing darker with lust. His fingers brush lightly against the bulge, teasing as he unbuttons the German's trousers, freeing his hardened cock. His fingers dance across the appendage, tracing intricate patterns on it as the blonde's lips curl upwards in a smirk.

"Suck me," Germany orders and Prussia complies, getting on his knees.

He takes a lick of Germany's cock, flicking his tongue over the tip, teasing it with his fingertips, rubbing gently. He swirls his tongue on the tip, dipping into the German's leaking slit, then licks all the way to the base and back to the tip again as he slowly takes it into his mouth. The German moans as he jerks forward, attempting to thrust into the Prussian's mouth but the albino's lips leave his cock to lick at his balls instead.

"Nn," Germany groans as the albino scrapes his teeth against his hardened length. His hand entangle themselves in the albino's hair, pushing his head further forward, causing the Prussian to cry out. He takes the German's length into his mouth, fingers reaching to caress his balls, squeezing gently. "So I hear that you haven't been behaving while I was away?"

Prussia's eyes widen as Germany thrusts deeper into his throat - it feels so raw, so good - and he moans, creating a delicious vibration against the blonde's cock. He starts to shake his head in denial, which Germany prevents with a sharp yank of his hair, causing tears to form in the albino's eyes.

"You should be punished for such behaviour," Germany 's blue eyes narrow as he forces his entire length into the Prussian's throat. The albino moans again as he rubs his thumb along the blonde's inner thighs, sliding his tongue along the underside of the German's cock while sucking. The blue eyed man moans, hips bucking forwards as his grip on the Prussian's hair tightens. He's close, very close and when Prussia flicks his thumb across his perineum, applying pressure at with his fingernail, he goes across the edge, screaming his brothers name.

Prussia gags, wishing that the German came all over his face instead but the blonde is holding his head in place so there is no escape.

"Swallow," the blonde growls, panting heavily and Prussia obeys, cheeks burning as he discovers that strangely, he enjoys the sensation of his brother's seed painting his throat white.

"Brother," Germany pulls Prussia to his feet and into his lap again, arms encircling his waist. "You're mine. If you misbehave again, I assure you, your punishment will be worse."

Prussia laughs, but a shudder goes down his spine from hearing Germany speak those words. "Of course, West," he leans up to give his brother a light peck on the lips but doesn't return the embrace, leaving his hands on his lap.

Because he's as sure as hell that he doesn't want his little brother to know that he came just from swallowing his seed.

ummm i hope you liked it! (scampers away)

FrUK, France needs to learn how to be a Gentleman (AU)

[(Anonymous)]

I would like a broke and desperate Arthur taking a job he’s not really cut out for. Like teaching that rich, unruly man!slut of a French kid how to be a Gentleman.

Anon chooses if Arthur’s just got quite a bad temper himself or if he’s actually a real punk in disguise. I don’t care about any age difference, but I do prefer them being close more than apart, age-wise.

Overwhelmed - Any Nation

[(Anonymous)]

Life as a nation can't all be stiff upper lip and carry on, can it? Anon would like a story where a nation has just had it, they're overwhelmed and can't seem to get ahead or anything done no matter how hard they try.

Bonus: Someone notices (eventually) and offers some comfort.

Re: Overwhelmed - Any Nation

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded, because I have a weakness for hurt/comfort.

China- Jiang Shi AU

[(Anonymous)]

So everyone saw China's Halloween design right, with Jiang Shi China? I would like to see an AU revolving around China as a Jiang Shi. Tone doesn't matter much to me, though I'm very fond of creepy stories.

BONUS: If you can work Russia/China into it you can have a little piece of my soul.

Re: China- Jiang Shi AU

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding :D

Can you please include a link to the halloween designs in case everyone has NOT seen them?

England wanting to be dominated by one of his colonies

[(Anonymous)]

England putting a whip in one of his colony/conquered nation's hand, standing there naked, and asking to be dominated. The colony/nation is in a blank state of "Not sure if want."

No USUK or UKCan. Be creative! But if you're a potential filler and you really want to do one of those pairings, go ahead.

Re: England wanting to be dominated by one of his colonies

[(Anonymous)]

I fucking love that commercial, just like I love this prompt.