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RusAme or USUKUS: Senator and his secretary

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nation A (either Russia or England) is a senator running for presidency. While his campaign initially fails, comes along a savvy new secretary, Alfred F. Jones who turns everything around. Problems start when the senator begins having an affair with his secretary. OP would like either RusAme, USUK, or UKUS.

Bonus 1: Either the senator is known as a married conservative or is renowned for his open homosexuality and has a male partner already.

Bonus 2: Another senator, who is also running for presidency, and his secretary is trying to expose the affair to the public. This second pairing is up to anon to decide, but GerIta, SpaMano, German-cest, and Japan/China/Japan are preferred.

Re: RusAme or USUKUS: Senator and his secretary

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded for USUKUS with Gay!England.

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America +others or just America= bodyscans and pat downs

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
So who has heard about the new full body scans and pat downs? If not: http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20101117/ts_csm/344044

The nations travel a lot right? Well that means they have to go through this now. I would love it if its not just America either.

Perhaps the president just stops by and picks them all up to avoid more trouble...or they just get kicked out.

Bonus 1- America gets the scan AND pat down AND yet the security(for some reason maybe he was too obnoxious? Tried stuffing too many liquids in his hand bag?) still really suspicious about him. Perhaps taking him outta line for questioning about what exactly he plans on doing with those handcuffs

Bonus 2- Russia is not considered a threat just a normal tourist despite America INSISTING his a spy.

Bonus 3- Canada is working as a pilot there so while the rest are causing the airlines and security troubles he has no problems.

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US/UK/US - Train Man

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densha_Otoko

Basically it's about a geeky guy who saved a woman on the train and then went on to woo her using the advice he was given by anons on 2ch.

So what I'd like to see is Alfred as the hapless geek who is too awkward to get any dates and whose good looks are overshadowed by his incredibly geeky appearance. He spends most of his free time on an anonymous internet forum for other eternal bachelors.

One night he's riding a train and "saves" a distinguished looking gentleman, that is, Arthur. Alfred is immediately taken with him, but can't do anything about it. Arthur asks for his address to send him a token of appreciation later. To Alfred's great surprise he really does get a gift.

Unsure of how to react, he turns to the anons for advice. Slowly they coach and encourage him into becoming more and more comfortable with himself, enough that he is able to successfully date Arthur.

Bonus 1: Fem!England
Bonus 2: Kiku as a hikikomori who gives the best advice because he's living vicariously through Alfred.

So he decided to try 2ch after that business class, Gundam, and stumbling on that Wiki article (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-27 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyonymous
Excuse me, everyone! That is sure a strange story. That is strange, because the exact same sort of strange thing happened to me as well.

Anonymous
Whatever, it’s probably lame, go home…

Anonymous
But it’s true!!!! I was inside of a train, and this pretty female person was there. This woman was probably British. And after that this other cruel person, he bumped into this woman, and this woman dropped everything in her set of tea! And her set of tea was broken! I picked it up for her, and the girl said “thanks” and went out. But, she left her business card on the ground for me!!!! Soon that girl is going to go insane because of me, I bet.

Anonymous
...it’s probably not like that.

Anonymous
Definitely not wwwwwwwww She didn’t “leave it on the ground for you”, she dropped it by accident, I bet wwwwwww

Anonymous
That is not true at all! Tomorrow, I am going to view her again on the train!!! Certainly I am going to possess a good conversation with her!!!

Anonymous
But, uh… what do your guys think it would be good for me to say?

Anonymous
Considering the weird way you talk, maybe it would be best if you didn’t say anything at all wwwwww

Anonymous
Ask for her email, and ask for a reward.

Anonymous
That is most surely a good idea! For her hero, that woman is going to deliver a package to me! Inside of a person~~!!!

Anonymous
…inside of a person…? Never mind that. Furthermore, you shouldn’t do that in the first place. Please do not try to contact her with her business card. Tomorrow, if you give her your business card, if she wishes, you will receive a gift.

Anonymous
That idea is probably the better one!! Thanks a ton… uh… so, I, uh, what should I call you?

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You may call me anything.

Anonymous
That is all right! Anything! Thank you, anything! You guys will be seen tomorrow!

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Spain/Romano Homophobia

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
As a result of being sexually repressed psychologically and religion, Romano resorts to homophobia as a defense mechanism against any feelings he harbors for Spain and any advances Spain does in turn. The key part I want though is subtlety on their feelings for each other and a relatively slow progression of Romano coming to terms with accepting himself for who he is. I really don't want this to be the generic fic where one kiss or whatever from Spain magically fixes all of Romano's problems. This process needs to be slow, tough, and hopefully satisfactory for both them in the end.

Bonus: Putting Romano's other insecurities and flaws into the mix would be wonderful. Also the use of country names.

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I feel bad that I’ve been taking so long to start this, so I’m going to post this small part that I technically shouldn’t have been working on. -_-; But I’m getting so frustrated with exam week and all the things I have to finish that I just want to take a break and throw this out there. After this intro there’s going to be a sequence of past memories, but then the majority of the rest of the fic will take place in the present. Feedback is so very much appreciated! OP, I hope this story will end up pleasing you <3


It had been a long flight. Romano’s eyelids fluttered as he stared out the window of the taxi cab speeding through New York City. Everything was a blur of multi-colored lights against a black sky. New York was a fun city to visit, even when the nations had a conference to attend like this week, but not with jet lag. Romano really just wanted to close his eyes and sleep for a long time, but someone had to stay awake to pay the taxi driver when he stopped, and Veneziano was already slumped against his brother and out cold.

A soft beep sounded, and it took a moment for Romano to recognize it as his phone. The screen was lit as he pulled it out of his pocket, and Romano read the name on the new text message.

Spain.

Romano glanced to the side to make sure that Veneziano was still sleeping and then pressed ‘Read Now’.

Romano!!! I’m at the hotel! :D When are you going to get here? We have a really big room!

Romano’s stomach twisted uncomfortably. Spain had insisted on sharing a room with him because they hadn’t seen each other in a while. Veneziano had been completely fine with it. Excited even. He arranged to share a room with Germany as soon as Romano had grudgingly given his consent.

It made Romano uneasy, knowing they would share a room. He had his suspicions about Germany. The way he looked at Veneziano was unnatural. And Veneziano was too fucking affectionate, and Romano just knew Germany took advantage of that. It made his blood boil to think that while Veneziano considered Germany a true friend that he could give friendly hugs and friendly kisses to, Germany was groping him and undoubtedly picturing him in every one of his sick, perverted German fantasies.

Romano clenched his teeth and his phone shook in his hands. He hated Germany. He fucking hated him.

Another soft beep sounded. Romano glared at the screen, and pressed ‘Read Now’ with more force than necessary.

Romano? Are you there? :(

Romano slid his keyboard out and his fingers flew over the keys.

Yes, I’m here, you idiot. And we’ll be at the hotel in like 10 minutes, so stop texting me!

He received a reply within seconds.

I’m so excited to see you!!!

Romano’s face grew hot, and he let his cheek rest against the icy window to cool it off. Spain was just like Veneziano—too fucking affectionate. He just didn’t seem to understand that guys weren’t supposed to talk to each other like that. Sometimes the things he said were so… so…

So gay.

If Romano didn’t know for a fact that Spain was completely straight, he would really have his suspicions. The constant hugs, the obsession with everything adorable, the joking proposals of marriage, the general flamboyancy of the man, it was all too much. Then again, Germany was everything a straight man was supposed to be, and Romano definitely knew that he was gay. For his brother.

That bastard.

Romano only hated Germany all the more when the taxi cab slowed to a stop in front of the hotel. He was waiting outside with Spain, the two in terrible contrast with one another. Spain was bouncing up and down on his heels, wearing an outrageous smile on his stupid face while Germany stood rigidly, his face composed and devoid of any emotion. Romano tried to shake Veneziano awake, but the idiot’s face didn’t even twitch.

“Hey, loser,” Romano said, shaking his brother’s shoulder with a little more force. “Come on and wake up. We’re here.” Damn it, Germany and Spain were both approaching the taxi now. “Veneziano! Wake up!”

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Golden Horde/Russia - Mundane life

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hundredsomething years after Mongolian invasion. Customary interaction between those two.
Russia sees Horde as father figure. Very abusive and controlling father figure.
Russia don't love him, he just has no one else for this role.
The Horde's attitude depends of his mood, sometimes he is almost nice, sometimes not at all.

GerPru - Sick prussia

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
After reading a great fill with prussia taking care of sick!germany, this anon wants the switch! Somehow prussia gets sick with the flu and his brother repays his kindness to him and in turn focuses on making his brother feel better.

No smut is required, but it would be appreciated.
Just make my teeth ache with the sweetness of this!

Bonus: Prussia begs for his panda teddy bear the whole time he's sick.

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FailAnon apoligizes for editing mistakes and general badness in advance. I don't normally write fluff, but this was too good to pass up.

"Brother! It's time to get up!" intoned Germany from Prussia's doorway. His older brother was always late getting up, but this was a bit unusual. It was nearly noon for pity's sakes!

"Nnngh, West, I don't feeel good." came the mumbled reply. Upon closer inspection, the older nation's hair was plastered to his forehead with sweat, and his skin was paler than normal, although nobody but Germany would have been able to tell.

"Very well, it does appear that you are ill, and must remain in bed. I will be getting the cough syrup. Prop yourself up with some pillows."

"No way am I taking any cough syrup! That stuff tastes like shit! Bring me some of America's, at least his is flavored, your's tastes horrible!" whined Prussia

"And yet you shoved it down my throat with sadistic glee when I was sick last week! Man up and accept that turnabout's fair play for once, East!" Prussia tried to growl in retaliation, but it only came out as weak coughing. "Exactly my point, now wait here. I can't have you dying on me." with that Germany headed downstairs for the medicine cabinet, ignoring his brother's cough riddled protests.

In all reality, Germany hated to see his brother sick, and thusly did anything he could to make him feel better. It truly pained him, after all the laughter they'd shared, all the wars they had fought, all the kisses that had been pressed on Germany's back after a night of heavy sex, when Prussia thought he was sleeping. He selected the strongest medicine he had, put it on a tray along with a bell and headed back upstairs to his brother's room.

When he got there, Prussia was still complaining loudly in a now-hoarse voice. When he saw hsi brother's tray, however, he clamped his mouth shut and turned away. "Oh honestly! You are such a child East!" groaned the frustrated blonde. When he was met with unrepentant silence, he grabbed the older nation's nose and held it shut.

They glared at each other for a long minute, but eventually Prussia turned a little blue and had to open his mouth. Germany triumphantly shoved the spoon in his mouth and made his swallow. Prussia pretended to gag, then sneezed, which made him cough some more.

"You're an asshole." he mumbked weakly when he had recovered from the fit.

"And so are you. Now go to sleep, I'll be downstairs if you need anything."

"Fine."

And for all that he loved the albino, he could be damnably annoying at times. Like when he would call unendingly as Germany tried to work, or bother him for money at every chance. In the end, however, it all ended up endearing the ex-nation to his brother.

Setting these thoughts aside, Germany got to work on the mountains of paper on his desk. He had maybe completed three papers when the sound of the bell ringing reached his ears. When he got back upstairs, he asked "What could you possibly want now?"

"I want the GilBear."

Germany rolled hsi eyes. The GilBear was Prussia's stuffed panda, a treasure most beloved from his chlidhood.

"If I get him for you, will you go to sleep?"

"Yes. Just gimme." sighed Prussia.
Germany reached up and got the toy gently off it's shelf, and handed it to his brother, who hugged it tight. Immediately, he calmed down and murmured a sleepy "G'night, West."

"Good night, brother."

When he was sure the other was asleep, Germany pressed a kiss to his beloved brother's forehead and whispered "I love you." in his ear, before turning to leave.

Prussia watched him go through barely-open eyes. Hah, his fuzzy brain thought, that bastard loves me back.



I tried to make this as sugary as possible! Hope you loved it, OP anon.

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Any/Any Left For Dead

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Assuming that a) Nations are pretty much immortal and b) they go to war with their men…

Surely once or twice along the line their men would have left them behind in enemy or overrun land and retreated to a safer position, assuming they were dead.

So a nation is left to try to get back to their troops right through enemy territory.

God Grant Us Silence [1a/1]

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He wakes up mostly upside-down and choking.

His head is pounding, his lungs are burning, and he cannot feel his legs. In his experience, this is a good thing. It means he probably still has them. Even Nations tend to be slowed down by a missing limb.

-Oh God, that's right, Canada stepped on a mine so one of his boys wouldn't, days or weeks or eons ago. England had to drag him back and put him back together, couldn't trust him to a human medic-

The memory of the haggard weariness on England's face makes him groan, finally forces his eyes open. There's the faint sound of gunfire off in the distance, but it would be stranger not to hear gunfire, really. There's a haze in the air, mustard gas and fresh blood steaming in the cold. A lot of it is his.

He cannot remember where he's supposed to be, where his men are, why he went down. The war burns across his body like a fever, sending his thoughts spinning away in glittering fragments that make no sense.

-Prussia, laughing, red eyes and a plumed hat from a hundred, a thousand years ago when they were allies and friends and will they ever be allies again, after this? "France, you make no sense!"-

Eventually, he grows tired of staring up at the overcast, dull gray sky - gray like a rifle barrel before the muzzle flash - and decides to try and sit up. The moment he does, pain lashes along his spine, bites down into his thighs and ankles and oh good he still has his legs after all. It tears a scream from his throat and sends him back down into the mud, sinking into blissful darkness with the thought that now at least he knows why his men left him behind.

His legs are tangled in barbed wire.

-Barbed wire and poison gas and machine guns and trench warfare. It's brutal, disgusting, he hates Germany for inciting this sort of escalation, all this needless death. He never thought he'd miss Roman cavalry and English longbows-

It's awhile before he wakes again, wounds festering rather than healing. He can feel the steady throb of the trenches, lines like lashes across his back. He groans, moving more carefully this time to investigate his situation. He'll have to get out of here sooner or later - he'll live until his last citizen dies, but he's wondering more and more and more lately if his time has finally come - and he'd rather not suffer the indignity of an English rescue.

Then a more chilling thought occurs to him. He could very well be behind enemy lines now, with the way the Germans were pushing forward, and he likes the idea of a "rescue" by Germany or Prussia even less.

It takes him hours, the sky going dark and forcing him to stop with one leg free and his hands torn but no longer bleeding because he has no blood left to give.

With the night, the gunfire stops, though now the moans and screams of the injured and dying are more audible. He wonders idly which lines he's closer to, and whose injured he's hearing, and then decides it doesn't matter.

With the night comes the cold. He can feel his blood freezing to the wire, to the ground, mud turning hard as rock and sharp as glass, crackling every time he moves. It's a long night, with only the corpses for company.

-But not the longest night, no. That came in 1793, or maybe in 1431, or quite possibly in 1349 when everyone was sick with the Plague and they all huddled together in Florence, France and England shoulder to shoulder ignoring their warring states, Bulgaria and Ottoman with Hungary between them but still being civil, all of them playing cards and drinking and pretending they weren't all coughing up blood-

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Everyone/UK - 2012 Olympics

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Like everyone knows (I hope) the 2012 Olympics are going to be hosted in London, UK. I know I'm skipping a couple of years ahead but I'm already excited, because this anon is going.

So, I would like a lovely fanfic/fanwork about the 2012 Olympics with England actually being a nice and extremely polite host but this confuses the nations because England is usually rude and short with everyone, so in theory they believe that England may be hitting on them, cue for them to try and hopefully screw him. England at first is mortified but learns to appreciate the lovely attention.

This anon loves England as bottom, although I do not enjoy UKe I like slutty, dirty England.

Bonus 1: Frances is suspicious and believes England is tricking him by being polite so he actually never attempts to get in bed with him, so he misses the big chance of finally screwing the little island.

Bonus 2: There is a gangbang at some point.

Bonus 3: Make it as dirty as you can dear anons. I wish for very yummy, dirty sex.

Thanks in advance anons.

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This sounds so fucking hot. Seconded.

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America (and others) - Durara Crossover Fight

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
You know the Durarara fusion fic? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome, right? But what I want to see is a straight-up crossover with the original characters from the two series facing off head-to-head for one reason: I want to see Shizuo fight America. Seriously. Alfred’s loose on the streets of Ikeburo and, for whatever weird/silly/stupid reason you want, gets into a no-holds barred, knock-down drag-out fight with Shizuo; the crazier the better.

Bonus if it drags on all over Ikeburo, dragging in some of their most eccentric residents (especially Celty and Mikado) and whatever nations happen to be around at the time (at Japan and Canada plz?)

Double bonus if it all turns out to be Izaya’s fault.

Re: Durararatalia (Part 1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I was planning to write a fairly short thing and then it kind of snowballed, and yeah. I kept to the original format of the Durarara!! episodes, aka not chronological at all. I can change this if OP doesn't like it.

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3 hours earlier, an office in Shinjuku

“Oi, Namie.”

“Hm?” Namie looked up from the rounds of menial tasks she was pursuing.

Her boss was gazing out the window, one hand tapping a pen on the arm of his chair.

“There’s a very important group of guests in town today.”

Namie didn’t react.

“Oh? Is that so?”

Very important guests, Namie. International importance.”

“Your point, Izaya?” snapped Namie, unimpressed. Really, he could be such a drama queen sometimes.

“Don’t you think we should give them a proper welcome?”

1 hour earlier, a certain government building in downtown Tokyo

“Alright, everyone, that’s everything for today. Thank you all for your cooperation.”

Murmuring swept over the room as the crowd of nations stood up, stretched, or talked with their neighbors.

“Hey, Japan! Me and England and Russia and France and China and--uh, was there one more...?”

“Me...Canada...” supplied Canada from his spot at the back of the group.

“Right, uh, Canada! Well, now that that meetings are finished for today, we were gonna go do some sightseeing around your place, do you have any suggestions?”

Japan straightened the papers in front of him.

“Certainly, America-san. If you like, I can come with you and show you around. We wouldn’t be able to go far, but we could certainly see Shinjuku and Ikebukuro.”

“Iki--ikeboo--ikebukuro?” repeated America, eyes wide. “Hey, that’s a really cool name! Let’s go there, guys!”

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Turkey/Germany - Unwanted Sex

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Statistically showing, people from Turkey are Germany's largest ethnic group of non-German origin. So, headcanon says, Sadiq spends a lot of time possibly fixating himself on Ludwig's couch. And it's no secret that Ludwig is very hostile to him.

Sadiq tries to make up with Ludwig by suggesting steaming hot mansex, which Ludwig does not want. But Sadiq doesn't take no for an answer. It can start out non-con for sure, but have Ludwig get into it because he is a bit of a slut...

Bonus: Cuddling afterwards
Bonus II: Prussia was home the entire time (traumatized)

YESSSS

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED SO HARD ;^;

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England/Japan - Aphrodisiac

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see some night where England's fairy friends slip an aphrodisiac in to Japan's tea for giggles when England is visiting.

Bonus 1: England is a total perv

Bonus 2: A cock ring is involved somewhere

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I'll give it a try!(Oh, those naughty fairies. Pfff xD'')

...This is going to be quite amusing to try...

America, Italies -- Irredeemable/Incorruptible AU

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Irredeemable and Incorruptible are comic book series set in the same universe; Irredeemable is the story of the superhero Plutonian going evil, and Incorruptible is the story of the supervillain Max Damage going good. I'd like a Hetaliaized take on this basic premise (I don't want the entire series retold, just used as the premise for an AU). The only things I'm desperate to see are:

America as The Plutonian: The classic incredibly powerful 'good guy' who snaps under pressure and becomes much scarier than any villain he's ever fought.

The Italies as Scylla and Charybdis: Superhero brothers who's powers are linked to one another (actually Charybdis has all the power, Scylla just siphons some off him)

Russia or England could be cast as Modeus (Plutonian's arch-nemesis who secretly hates AND loves him) and/or Max Damage (the bad guy gone good).

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Ffff- Seconded, ESPECIALLY is Russia is Max Damage.

Newspaper that predicts love (Anyone/Anyone)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
There used to be a TV show where a guy received a newspaper that predicted accidents and that guy had to do his best to save people.Tomorrow's News or something like that was the name of that show I think, I can't remember too well ...sorry ...
Anyway what I want is this. Nation A starts to receive a newspaper that predicts what kind of nations are supposed to be end up together and he/she has to do everything to either stop it or make sure that those nations do get together.

Bonus 1: Nation A is Poland or Hungary
Bonus 2: There are as many rare pairings as possible and almost no regular pairings at all.

Re: Newspaper that predicts love (Anyone/Anyone)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think the show you're referring to is "Early Edition (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115163/)"? Used to watch that show. XD

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Mask Party (Turkey /anyone)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Turkey is going to a mask party without his mask and no-one recognizes who he is. He finds it as an opportunity to get his way with a lot of other nations.

Bonus 1: One of the nations suspects who he is but still falls into his trap.

Sweden/Russia/Turkey/Cuba/Germany - Fivesome

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Um.. Yeah, I totally want to see Hetalia's buffest and largest men just get into a huge messy, sweaty dogpile of sex. No preference on who's topping or bottoming (Although +1 for Uke!Germany & Uke!Sweden), just, idk, it's just an orgy of manly men.

*facepalms in shame*

huff huff huff

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YES YES YES



YES

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Genderswap Belarus is Andrei Arlovski

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, bear with anon a moment for this cracky idea. Andrei Arlovski is a Belarussian MMA fighter and former UFC heavyweight champion. He is six-and-a-half feet of imposing Slavic badass.

Natalia Arlovskaya is Hetalia's Belarus. What I want is an AU/genderswap where Belarus' male form is Andrei Arlovski. She can either have been Andrei from the beginning in an AU, or get hit with a genderswap ray and transform into Andrei. I just need this to exist.

Nordic Canada

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Looking for pre-Colony!Canada Vinland. I would love to see something where the Nordics never abandon Vinland, but rather adopt him as one of their own instead!

Using historic knowledge, Vinland would be at least five hundred years older then America - making him the older brother. He doesn't necessarily have to be badass, but some serious sass would be awesome:)

Thank you!

#1: A father-son relationship between Vinland and Denmark (Vinland’s human surname must be Denmark’s human first name plus ‘-sen’)
#2: The Nordics keeping Vinland a secret from the rest of the world
#3: Vinland revealing himself during the Revolutionary War

Bonus: This ties in with #3 - Vinland pretends to be America in order to fight England (something that the Nordics never let him do for fear that the older Nation try to claim the boy for his own out of revenge against past Viking raids).

SECONDING

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
I had been going to request something similar a few months back....so seconding like crazy.

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USA/Australia - Thunderstruck!

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
America and Australia, friendly competition and male bonding over muscle cars and AC/DC.

Because they have more than surfing in common, folks! Both love big cars with grunty engines (Aus has the V8s, America has NASCAR), both have big countries with wide open highways, and both love rock 'n roll.

(America taught Australia to love cars. Australia gave him AC/DC to say thanks.)

Smut optional, but appreciated!

BONUS if you play the title song to yourself while writing this fill!

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Seconded SO HARD!

....and not just because I am a major v8 fan *ahem*

Any/All nations playing Apples to Apples

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Just looking for as many weird lulz as possible.

Bonus: The nations use cards with country names to mock each other.

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I WANT THIS SO BAD

Italy and Romano- bodyswap

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
for whatever reason, Feli and Romano swap bodies. And Feli feels super guilty about the lonely life Romano has. And Romano doesn't want to swap back to his original body because he doesn't want to give up a life where he's happy and loved. I imagine that the presnse of the mafia causes pretty much constant headaches for Romano, and that he never fully got over chorea.

What I want is an angsty take on bodyswap.

You can have pairings if you want

Anon, are you me?

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

For the love of pasta, someone write it! ;___;

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Canada/ANYONE - Cross dressing and stuff

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
So Any!Nation has started going out with Canada, and eventually Canada into bed. With a skirt, dispute how embarrassed and not kinky everyone seems to think he is. As Canada gets more comfortable, the other nation suddenly finds him self getting into wierder and wierder stuff. Basicly Canada really likes kinky stuff, other nation is trying to figure out if there scared or turned on.

Any Nation, although Netherlands makes sense with the cross dressing but anyone else is fine too.

Japan - Tentacles

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Japan has his own pet tentacle monster so that he can satisfy all his needs without having to sacrifice his pride :3


Bonus points if another nation walks in on these occurrences.

Quick Artfill

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab31/darkangel160/H-kmeme/tent.jpg

Something about this seems so... nagel.

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Belarus owns a strip bar and is recruiting (Anyone/Anyone)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Basically I just want a story in a Strip Bar!Universe. Belarus is a bar owner and she needs new dancers so there are additions in front of customers. When there aren't too many people coming in for additions, she decides to take things into her own hands and drag some unwilling people to try it out.

Bonus 1: Includes forced cross-dressing
Bonus 2: Forced lap dances

And just to clarify. I'd like it to be a mixed gender strip bar. And what I mean by that is that I want it to be both, male and female dancers that she is recruiting. No gender bending however though ...

Tony+America-the benefits of an alien friend

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Tony shows America the benefits of having an alien as a friend. Such as getting special nation strength aphrodisiacs, tentacle/plant monsters who can out do even Francis, new toys that make you reach a whole new high, and all that fun stuff

OR It can also be the whole traveling in a space ship to Pluto and by new toys Tony means a new toy (like that gender bent ray gun and not like dildo) if anon wants to take it in that direction.

So ya let see the benefits! :)

Bonus- Fairies

England/Canada - Perfect love gone wrong

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
England and Canada are in a relationship and everything seems to be great except for one "tiny" detail. One day when they're cuddling, England starts blurting out confessions of love similar to those in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnb_oq31Qok . In short, he makes Canada realize he doesn't love him for the person he is but rather for the country he represents. Moreover, he never really called Canada by his human name. Canada's reaction is pretty obvious, he asks England if there's something he loves about him, Matthew Williams, but England can't think of anything. I'd like to see Canada disappointed and furious, yet giving England a second chance, and England learning to love Matthew for Matthew, not Canada (by which I mean his solely human self, not their history as countries or things such as Canada's loyalty to the British crown, etc.).

Bonus: England almost never uses human names when adressing other nations. Alfred having been the only exception until his war for independence. Possible trust issues?
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