hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 15

Nation A , can be any male EXCEPT ENGLAND( That would make me uncomfortable) gets off on rimming nation B. Meaning that he(nation A) doesnt touch himself at all while rimming, and they orgasm just from doing it.

Bonus: just make it hot n sexy. Dirty talk please?

I'd love some Russia/America involving the new puppy that the Bulgarian PM recently gave Putin. Perhaps something about Russia being awkward with the sweet looking fluff ball and seeking it's company for comfort when he misses America [since the puppy reminds him of America in terms of it's personality or something]?

Yes please <3

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Puerto Rico is even more invisible than Canada is, so whenever he goes to world meetings, he does anything to attract the attention of other nations. Anything Like throwing things, opening windows, or smexing random nations (like France or Germany or America) causing them to think they are being molested by a ghost, but remain silent in their embarassment.
I just want some laughs, anons!

FYI: Puerto Rico's not a nation ...

Re: Puerto Rico- More Invisible Than Canada

(Anonymous) - 2010-11-30 01:08 (UTC) - Expand

YAY! My island!!!! Poor PR...being ignored. :( But I bet he wouldn't be invisible to Spain or Cuba. In fact, the only that forget PR exists sometimes is America since on an international level, PR is recognized by the international governments as part of Latin America and NOT the USA. (PR is an associate member of the Ibero-American Union, etc.) So technically PR is recognized at in part as a nation. (FYI...I'm Puerto Rican)

So that being said, I'd still love to see this!

Re: Puerto Rico- More Invisible Than Canada

(Anonymous) - 2013-01-23 18:54 (UTC) - Expand

Spain and America fanboying over Enrique Iglesias. HARD.
I obviously chose them two because Enrique is from Spain, and has made great success in America.
Will love you forever if you fill this.

Bonus: England ends up fanboying with them. EVEN HARDER

This would be so incredibly funny I don't know what to say. Especially with the bonus. Please someone do this.

lmao why do i want this so much. SECONDING.

Okay, so Nation A and Nation B wake up in bed together, with a hangover from hell and no memory of the night before.

And it's AWKWARD, because they don't/barely know each other, are already in a relationship... whatever.

I'd like a rarepair like... say, Austria/Canada XD

Crack please!

I freaking love this request - I really wish I had time to fill<3

On their days off England and Spain enjoy sailing their pirate ships out into international waters and reenacting some of their old naval battles. Getting a thrill from remembering their past powers.

Bonus 1: Smut ensues

Bonus 2: This has happened so many times that each ships crews know to jump to whatever ship their captains are not on when the battle is over.

... I hate to go all Spain on this request, but ... so c-cute. ._. Seriously, that last bonus is kind of strangely adorable! :Db

Something on how history repeats itself. Humans never learn despite that being the whole reason history class exists!

Example- Riots in France bring back Flash backs of revolution. Especailly if France knows where its going from there.

England was a little upstart who got picked on (especially by his brothers) and then became a powerful empire who picked on others (including hiss siblings).
America, an bratty new comer, comes along and decides he wants independence from England's constant control...you get the picutre right?

Every time America said something (I'm going to revolt, you can't come in here, I'll win etc) he's not taking seriously.

I had a great idea for a fill, but it ended up being a drabble. I hope it's to anon's liking, even if it's short.

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It’s happening again.

He can feel the pain pulse through his body with each beat of his heart and he just knows. He has seen this happen so many times now, they say it will be different, but in the end it never changes. They all crave power, land, subjects to oppress.

But this time it doesn’t come with grand battles and long wars. It comes quickly, with betrayals and conferences. His land is taken away not with swords, but with evil smiles. He flies another nation’s colors once again.

This Poland knows: Men never change, only their methods do.

Re: Men never changeop

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In the Middle of Winter

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Notes

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Inspired by this pic: http://hetaliaspammage.tumblr.com/post/1695417005

In order to secure a powerful position in the underworld, a demon must steal the "pure innocence" of a True Angel as it is considered to be the most sacred magic in the realm. However, not all demons bother to go that route because it has been a very long time since the last True Angel had died. Also the process of taking the "pure innocence" is really time-consuming (AKA. the demon must continuelessly have sex until every innocence is drained from the Angel)

Nonetheless Arthur, a powerful upper-level demon, takes the challenge and searches until he encounters Alfred, a True Angel.

I want demon!Arthur decieving, seducing Alfred to truely belieiving they're both in love. And Alfred unfortunately finding out the ugly truth near the end of the process. Basically from consensual to non-con.

Bonus 1: Arthur does not fall in love with Alfred, period. Just him taking a horrible advantage over Al.

From 1580 to 1640, Spain and Portugal were united under one crown. I want to see a fic with them living together and doing... well, anything really. Would like for them to be "married", no preference for Portugal's gender, any and all side-pairings anonficcer might want to add in are a-okay.

Oooohhh...I like this.

LOL...having them married would be cute especially considering the twist that Spain was still a Hapsburg at this time, meaning that now he has TWO husbands: Austria and Portugal! XD

To Somehow Fall In Love With Each Other Despite Politics (1/1)

(Anonymous) - 2017-10-21 12:43 (UTC) - Expand

Old nations get together and talk about their younger partners...they then precede to show each other who is the 'top dog' by having a sex competion.

Bonuses
A partner/partners has to be bribed into doing this
They leave the doors opened in order to hear whats going on in eachothers bedrooms or they do it in front of each other
Hotel staff and others complain.

China trying to get America to go out with him and using his superior knowledge to do this. (He's old so that = a bunch of tricks no?)

Bonus- China's actually really sweet.
Bonus- He borrows India's Karma Sutra ~~from England~~

Seconds! Except... China has a bad back, no? XDD

Re: China/America- seduction

(Anonymous) - 2010-12-11 03:07 (UTC) - Expand

Okay I put my otps but I really have .no. preference as long as if Japans with America or Canada is Japan is genderbent...and Canada tops...

Them trying to go through the Karma Sutra and out due one another. I think it be hilarious to see younger nations try this though.

Bonus- Their both too exhausted to go to meetings for a while afterwards.
Bonus- India mentioning she was able to go through it all "...and would you gus like to try it perhaps?"

Anything on that.

Bonus- this> http://humon.deviantart.com/art/I-spy-with-my-little-eye-185900257?q=boost%3Apopular+by%3Ahumon+spy&qo=0

anything like that...or involving spies

I freaking love humon, and I second this like there's no tomorrow.

Someone fill this! Do eeeeet....-walks away-

THIS PART IS CLOSED. DO NOT REQUEST HERE.

ANY COMMENTS BELOW THIS ONE WILL BE DELETED.

Wheres part 10?

I had to log out to comment on this, and I hate logging out. That should help you realize how much I totally fucking loved this.

It was great, and that doesn't even begin to sum it up. In the beginning, being in America's point of view, that was fabulous. He's so damn funny and awesome and AMERICA and you stayed in character perfectly. The line about them being closet housewives cracked me up. And then there was England, in his perfect British perfection. Also spot on with characterization, I might add. And of course he's hilarious because he's England and duh. His "Are we really this in denial?" made me crack up because obviously they are :D

And then it switches to third-person and it's fabulous and they wake up like oh shit. And that whole "if you happen to wake up and you're humping your best friend in your sleep, here's what you do" is such a wonderfully perfect America line :D

This was AMAZING, author!anon. I want it to be mine :D

I really want to know what fic you were commenting on.

Oh. My. God.

No. Just...everything. It's so PERFECT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE MY BRAIIIN

This was adorable and funny and hot at the same time and how the HELL did you do that because seriously, you must be the God of Kink to do that THAT well.

America's thoughts and his justification for everything and how he's torn between embarrassment and dismissive aw-what-the-fuckery is just adorable in every way.

And the sexy one man show. Oh dearie me.

And then the end, I tried really hard not to squeal because the walls are thin and I would probably be caught in the act of reading porn and that's just unacceptable when you're blushing as hard as I am with a stupid grin this big.

Just know that you're fabulous and now own my portion of the internet.

Fucking hate these "you're not actually commenting on the one you thought you were commenting on" things. Fuckers. Sorry!

Nation A/ Nation B, nation A gets off on rimming nation B

Russia/America--new Putin Puppy

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Puerto Rico- More Invisible Than Canada

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Spain and America are fanboys

Seconded with Super Sauce

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Any/Any - Morning after

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UK/Spain - Modern day reenactment of Naval battles

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Gen or any, History repeats itself

Men never change

AU demon!UK/angel!US - Lying, stealing angelic innocence

Spain/Portugal - Iberian Union

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Old and young nations- competion and talking

China/America- seduction

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Canada /America (or UKUS) -Karma Sutra

any/gen-expect the unexpected

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ACK :D

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