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I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
Germany- Not letting go of the East after the war (not Germancest)
(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 12:40 pm (UTC)(link) my inability to explain things clearly shall be my downfall.
From Wikipedia "West Germany, in contrast, claimed an exclusive mandate for all of Germany. From 1949 to the early 1970s, West Germany maintained that East Germany was an illegally constituted state. It argued that the GDR was a Soviet puppet regime and thus illegitimate. This position was shared by most of the world, until 1973."
Request is Germany still trying to keep a hold of East Germany and his (Germany's) representing East Germany as a part of a united Germany. However, the differences between the two areas makes this very difficult for Germany; as do Prussia's attempts, as East Germany, to make Germany give up his denial of Eastern independence.
Basically, West id still trying to hold onto a united Germany, even after East has seperated.
This is very unclear, so if any expansions on what I'm trying to request are required, I'll be happy to provide. Please try to keep wank to a minimum.
From Wikipedia "West Germany, in contrast, claimed an exclusive mandate for all of Germany. From 1949 to the early 1970s, West Germany maintained that East Germany was an illegally constituted state. It argued that the GDR was a Soviet puppet regime and thus illegitimate. This position was shared by most of the world, until 1973."
Request is Germany still trying to keep a hold of East Germany and his (Germany's) representing East Germany as a part of a united Germany. However, the differences between the two areas makes this very difficult for Germany; as do Prussia's attempts, as East Germany, to make Germany give up his denial of Eastern independence.
Basically, West id still trying to hold onto a united Germany, even after East has seperated.
This is very unclear, so if any expansions on what I'm trying to request are required, I'll be happy to provide. Please try to keep wank to a minimum.
Alfred and Arthur are having a shower together when, out of habit, Alfred takes a piss in the shower. Arthur, who was unaware of this habit, is taken by surprise and freaks out a little, but finds himself turned on. They have sex in the shower.
England and Prussia (I prefer if England top since Prussia to me is a pretty good bottom material if there is smut) has been having an affair/dating secretly. One day they managed to blow their secret (how is up to anon, but I hope hilariously ridiculous) on a meeting, with all nations present.
What I want is the reaction of their friends and family, as well as the rest of the nations.
Bonus : Their relationship had a subtle effect on their people (or at least England’s, since Prussia is dissolved. Maybe East Germans?)
Bonusx2 : England’s brothers decided to get rather protective… over Prussia. Or the shirt. Just not about England.
What I want is the reaction of their friends and family, as well as the rest of the nations.
Bonus : Their relationship had a subtle effect on their people (or at least England’s, since Prussia is dissolved. Maybe East Germans?)
Bonusx2 : England’s brothers decided to get rather protective… over Prussia. Or the shirt. Just not about England.
After seeing this picture http://www.zerochan.net/534325 anon thought it would be really interesting to see England’s black magic side fighting against his Britannia Angel side. The magic is the opposite too the other after all, dark vs. light sorta thing.
So some kind of fight between Black Magic England and Britannia Angel England, whether it’s just in his head, the two somehow physically separate from England and fight each other or any other ways anons can think of. Let’s just have a ‘dark vs. light’ battle between the two.
Pairings are fine, if anyone wants to pair England with someone.
Bonus- At one point black magic England does pull a knife out to try hurt Britannia Angel England, and the knife has been used before for sacrifices.
Bonus- If the two do become separate from England he is forced to watch as they fight each other and unable to stop them without hurting himself, as they are a part of him.
So some kind of fight between Black Magic England and Britannia Angel England, whether it’s just in his head, the two somehow physically separate from England and fight each other or any other ways anons can think of. Let’s just have a ‘dark vs. light’ battle between the two.
Pairings are fine, if anyone wants to pair England with someone.
Bonus- At one point black magic England does pull a knife out to try hurt Britannia Angel England, and the knife has been used before for sacrifices.
Bonus- If the two do become separate from England he is forced to watch as they fight each other and unable to stop them without hurting himself, as they are a part of him.
England and America are somewhere where the weather is really hot and England, not used to the heat, wears shorts.
America loves this and really, really likes it when England wears shorts.
Bonus: The shorts are rather tight on England.
Bonus: America can’t focus if England is walking in front of him, bending down to get something, whatever else anons choose, because he can’t help but ogle England’s gorgeous arse.
Bonus: America groping said gorgeous arse leads to sexy time.
Let's say that it's a very common thing for nations in times of prosperity to get pregnant (in my mind, the kids would be human in this case) but here's the catch: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive
When England comes back after America's big growth spurt (the one where England leaves when he's a kid and comes back when he's fully grown) America goes into heat. England has to try to explain this and try to comfort America, even while they both want nothing more than to screw each other's brains out
Really, this is more about the fear/comfort aspect than sex/mpreg (but those are nice too of course).
bonus 1: If you do have them cave in a moment of weakness, England stays to help care for America and the baby
bonus 2: At first America doesn’t want to have a baby and is terrified of the concept, but eventually warms up to his child and ends up being a decent parent
bonus 3: America and England develop a romantic relationship over the course of the pregnancy
When England comes back after America's big growth spurt (the one where England leaves when he's a kid and comes back when he's fully grown) America goes into heat. England has to try to explain this and try to comfort America, even while they both want nothing more than to screw each other's brains out
Really, this is more about the fear/comfort aspect than sex/mpreg (but those are nice too of course).
bonus 1: If you do have them cave in a moment of weakness, England stays to help care for America and the baby
bonus 2: At first America doesn’t want to have a baby and is terrified of the concept, but eventually warms up to his child and ends up being a decent parent
bonus 3: America and England develop a romantic relationship over the course of the pregnancy
All the male nations are actually female and all the female nations are actually male.
This happened because the female nations are afraid of prejudice back in the days (especially since maybe in old times female nations are considered bad luck and are killed?) while the male nations do it to prove to the female nations that it was okay to be a woman.
This habit, like most things, originated from Rome and Germania. So countries who descended from other ancients (Greece, Egypt, and probably Turkey) or didn’t get colonized from countries who do it (like Thailand, but he may did it out of amusement), did not cross-dress.
Bonus 1 : They all hide it so well that other than close friends and family, nobody else knows. So, all of the world are cross-dressing without knowing that everybody else does too.
Bonus 2 : This made dating other nations (and this request itself) very confusing.
Bonus 3 : Hungary is still confused about her gender. If she turned out to be a male all along, please provide an explanation about the cause of her confusion in the first place.
This happened because the female nations are afraid of prejudice back in the days (especially since maybe in old times female nations are considered bad luck and are killed?) while the male nations do it to prove to the female nations that it was okay to be a woman.
This habit, like most things, originated from Rome and Germania. So countries who descended from other ancients (Greece, Egypt, and probably Turkey) or didn’t get colonized from countries who do it (like Thailand, but he may did it out of amusement), did not cross-dress.
Bonus 1 : They all hide it so well that other than close friends and family, nobody else knows. So, all of the world are cross-dressing without knowing that everybody else does too.
Bonus 2 : This made dating other nations (and this request itself) very confusing.
Bonus 3 : Hungary is still confused about her gender. If she turned out to be a male all along, please provide an explanation about the cause of her confusion in the first place.
Not a sandwich for eating though, but Germany caught between Prussia and fem!Prussia, if you know what I mean. Any scenario is OK with OP, all variations of a threesome are appreciated, as long as Germany is sandwiched (literally and figuratively) between those two awesome Prussians.
There are many fics where the nations simply have to do what their bosses tell them. My headcanon is that a nation can go against their boss' orders, but this will result in a civil war - the nation "rises against" its leaders. Sometimes this can be the better option (Nazis, anyone?) but usually that's only discovered too late.
But surely this ultimatum works the other way too? What leader would WANT a civil war? I want a nation or nations negotiating with their boss(es)about an issua important to them.
Bonus: A devoutly Catholic or Islamic nation wants to enter a same-gender marriage. The boss freaks out, the nation doesn't budge.
Bonus2: A Cathlic WITH an Islamic nation. Ecumeny is good for you.
But surely this ultimatum works the other way too? What leader would WANT a civil war? I want a nation or nations negotiating with their boss(es)about an issua important to them.
Bonus: A devoutly Catholic or Islamic nation wants to enter a same-gender marriage. The boss freaks out, the nation doesn't budge.
Bonus2: A Cathlic WITH an Islamic nation. Ecumeny is good for you.
Nation A takes Nation B out on a date. Anywhere. And Nation B loves it.
Genderbends are fine.
Genderbends are fine.
Just like it says on the tin.
Perhaps it's the ruse of a secret admirer or the hijinks of a prankster gone wrong? Or you know, it could just be someone who has the hots for dat Aussie, his chiseled pecs, and dat broad, muscular back - someone who's all but jumping him, but our dear Australia is just too oblivious to notice his/her intentions.
Anon's preferred lucky bastards are America, Germany, and Denmark, but filler!anon can pair anyone s/he wants with Australia if s/he doesn't feel like using the three mentioned.
Bonus: The aphrodisiac is laced inside a milkshake, and our lucky culprit eggs Australia to drink it, since it's-a-hot-summer-and-all.
Bonus # 2: Beach!sex.
Perhaps it's the ruse of a secret admirer or the hijinks of a prankster gone wrong? Or you know, it could just be someone who has the hots for dat Aussie, his chiseled pecs, and dat broad, muscular back - someone who's all but jumping him, but our dear Australia is just too oblivious to notice his/her intentions.
Anon's preferred lucky bastards are America, Germany, and Denmark, but filler!anon can pair anyone s/he wants with Australia if s/he doesn't feel like using the three mentioned.
Bonus: The aphrodisiac is laced inside a milkshake, and our lucky culprit eggs Australia to drink it, since it's-a-hot-summer-and-all.
Bonus # 2: Beach!sex.
This is exactly what Queen Victoria does in marriage bed. She is in love (unrequited?) with her country.
(I can't believe no-one's asked this yet...)
(I can't believe no-one's asked this yet...)
Just that. Serbia claims to not want it but actually does. Bonus if there is spanking involved.
So yes, can be historical or AU, it's up to you.
Prussia, be it his first time or not, visiting Spain in his native homeland. So one night Spain takes him to learn the local dances. Cue in fem!Romano, dancing the Flamenco.
Bonus: It somehow ends with them dancing the Tango to Astor Piazolla's 'Oblivion'
Prussia, be it his first time or not, visiting Spain in his native homeland. So one night Spain takes him to learn the local dances. Cue in fem!Romano, dancing the Flamenco.
Bonus: It somehow ends with them dancing the Tango to Astor Piazolla's 'Oblivion'
Nobody ever took Norway as a cuddly person, including his brothers.
But Iceland had nightmares a lot when he was little. Instead of going too Norway in the middle of the night, he would crawl into bed with Denmark, who was always willing to cuddle Iceland and make him feel safe after a bad dream.
Norway never knew about it, because the other two never really brought it up. But sometime in modern day he does find out, and is probably jealous, maybe even a bit angry and resentful -- but mostly hurt, because he would have never denied Iceland affection. (Filler is welcome to play with Norway's reaction, though I would prefer if it remains on the negative side.)
Bonus: Iceland still occasionally goes to Denmark for comfort.
Bonus2: The above bonus is how Norway finds out about all the other times.
But Iceland had nightmares a lot when he was little. Instead of going too Norway in the middle of the night, he would crawl into bed with Denmark, who was always willing to cuddle Iceland and make him feel safe after a bad dream.
Norway never knew about it, because the other two never really brought it up. But sometime in modern day he does find out, and is probably jealous, maybe even a bit angry and resentful -- but mostly hurt, because he would have never denied Iceland affection. (Filler is welcome to play with Norway's reaction, though I would prefer if it remains on the negative side.)
Bonus: Iceland still occasionally goes to Denmark for comfort.
Bonus2: The above bonus is how Norway finds out about all the other times.
Alfred is sexually and physically abused at home by his father, but he's become quite good at hiding the fact behind his smile and personality. One night, after a particularly bad incident with his dad, Alfred sneaks out of his house and goes somewhere. Argue finds him here and can tell that something is wrong. Alfred doesn't want to go home, so he goes home with Arthur. Que Arthur somehow finding about about Alfred's secret.
I would like a happy ending, please. I'd also like Alfred and Arthur to end up in a relationship (but not start out in one from the start).
Bonus: jock!Alfred and nerd!Arthur.
Bonus two: Alfred in tears at some point(s).
I would like a happy ending, please. I'd also like Alfred and Arthur to end up in a relationship (but not start out in one from the start).
Bonus: jock!Alfred and nerd!Arthur.
Bonus two: Alfred in tears at some point(s).
America/England Sex in school dorms but no one knows they're gay
(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)America and England are in a relationship but no one knows this or the fact that both of them are gay. Which makes it hard to show affetion when outside.
This would also make having sex slightly awkward because if they are too noisy they will be found out and they cant leave marks because Alfred is on a school team and would get questioned.
How do they get around this?
Bonus: Marks do get left on Alfred and he has to lie saying he has a girlfriend outside of school.
Bonus: One of them gets to noisy and cant keep quite resulting in the other having to find something to use as a gag.
This would also make having sex slightly awkward because if they are too noisy they will be found out and they cant leave marks because Alfred is on a school team and would get questioned.
How do they get around this?
Bonus: Marks do get left on Alfred and he has to lie saying he has a girlfriend outside of school.
Bonus: One of them gets to noisy and cant keep quite resulting in the other having to find something to use as a gag.
Because let's face it, humans can and will make a religion out of pretty much anything. A portion of citizens of a nation of writer's choice find out about the existence of said nation, only wires ger crossed somewhere and these people think nation A is the god of nation A. What does nation A do when s/he finds out?
Bonus 1: They are the last to find out. Everybody else knows first.
Bonus 2: Missionary to nation B; B is less than pleased. A ptotest they can't stop it because of the newly-fanged freedom of religion even though they want to.
Bonus 3: It's the "Potato Bastard" and Romano-Who-Has-The-Pope completely flips.
Bonus 1: They are the last to find out. Everybody else knows first.
Bonus 2: Missionary to nation B; B is less than pleased. A ptotest they can't stop it because of the newly-fanged freedom of religion even though they want to.
Bonus 3: It's the "Potato Bastard" and Romano-Who-Has-The-Pope completely flips.
I have this weird idea that has been cooking in my head for sometime now....
Germany is a military general during the times of 1940's Berlin. One day, he found himself attracted to an unusual woman with Asian features. Little does he know that this woman was a part of the Resistance movement in Germany, and she uses this opportunity to seduce and obtain information.
Bonus 1: Germany finds himself addicted, and not in a good way.
Bonus 2: If you can put in 'Windmills of your mind' somehow, I'll give you my firstborn.
Germany is a military general during the times of 1940's Berlin. One day, he found himself attracted to an unusual woman with Asian features. Little does he know that this woman was a part of the Resistance movement in Germany, and she uses this opportunity to seduce and obtain information.
Bonus 1: Germany finds himself addicted, and not in a good way.
Bonus 2: If you can put in 'Windmills of your mind' somehow, I'll give you my firstborn.
Info dump: A former president of Finland, Martti Ahtisaari, has played a big role working to secure the independence of Namibia from the Republic of South Africa (before presidency) and to determine as Special Envoy for the Kosovo status process whether Kosovo, having been administered by the United Nations since 1999, should become independent or remain a province of Serbia (after). (Spoilers: independent!)
Prompt: Finland is helping Kosovo or Namibia to become independent. May remain friendship or become a romantic relationship, but I want a Hetalia account of one of these processes.
Prompt: Finland is helping Kosovo or Namibia to become independent. May remain friendship or become a romantic relationship, but I want a Hetalia account of one of these processes.
Anon is looking for someone to compose a story with England and France unwillingly "swapping" lives. It can be a dare/challenge for them so that they're forced to understand each other, or maybe yet another disastrous drunken magical accident. As it is, they're both as tsundere as the other is, and won't admit that they actually know each other much, much more than normal nations do.
Bonus:the little things, like England's (secret) love of French food, or France's (not-so-secret) love of Big Ben XD
Bonus2: Regardless of what happens, even with Arthur using flawless French and Francis also doing well with British swearing, they still manage to fight and argue. Which leaves clueless nations who can't read the UST wondering why they're still fighting.
Bonus3: They're too busy arguing that they don't realize that they've been overdoing it (ex. France switching to Scottish/other regional accents, England nitpicking on people's sense of fashion), until they take it to the bedroom--where they go into shock, sputter out excuses..then carry on. ^_~
Bonus:the little things, like England's (secret) love of French food, or France's (not-so-secret) love of Big Ben XD
Bonus2: Regardless of what happens, even with Arthur using flawless French and Francis also doing well with British swearing, they still manage to fight and argue. Which leaves clueless nations who can't read the UST wondering why they're still fighting.
Bonus3: They're too busy arguing that they don't realize that they've been overdoing it (ex. France switching to Scottish/other regional accents, England nitpicking on people's sense of fashion), until they take it to the bedroom--where they go into shock, sputter out excuses..then carry on. ^_~
AU - Sweden is also forced to cede Norway to Russia, eventual RussiaxNorway
(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)Pretend Sweden went to war against Russia in an attempt to get back Finland. He ultimately fails, and ends up losing Norway too. Cue - Oh God What Have I Done? Moment.
Now, Russia first treats Norway the way Norway expects him to: as a spoil of war, a toy. And Norway rebels, as is expected. But somewhere along the way, they end up more than being just the conqueror and the conquered, and more like in an actual union.
Summarily, anon wants to see how cold and prickly Norway deals with being given away again, how he eventually gets used to living with Russia and the reactions of all those involved.
+1 - To either Sweden or Denmark or both: "At least Russia cannot pretend to care for me, brother."
+2 - Their relationship is not because of Stockholm Syndrome.
Now, Russia first treats Norway the way Norway expects him to: as a spoil of war, a toy. And Norway rebels, as is expected. But somewhere along the way, they end up more than being just the conqueror and the conquered, and more like in an actual union.
Summarily, anon wants to see how cold and prickly Norway deals with being given away again, how he eventually gets used to living with Russia and the reactions of all those involved.
+1 - To either Sweden or Denmark or both: "At least Russia cannot pretend to care for me, brother."
+2 - Their relationship is not because of Stockholm Syndrome.
France-> England-> America- France undergoes body change
(Anonymous) 2012-01-09 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)France ends up, for some reason or other, looking like America (not switching bodies, just exact physical replica). This is great, as he has a crush on (undying love for) England, who has a crush on America. He then uses this to his advantage to seduce and romance England as he would never normally be allowed.
Bonus: France (as America) ends up getting into England's bedroom, but can't go through with sex because it would be dishonest.
Bonus 2: FrUK-y ending, though no pairing ending is also fine.
Bonus: France (as America) ends up getting into England's bedroom, but can't go through with sex because it would be dishonest.
Bonus 2: FrUK-y ending, though no pairing ending is also fine.
Arthur is gay. Alfred thinks he might be, but he's unsure and scared. Arthur and Alfred and best friends, and Alfred figures out that he fancies Arthur as quite a bit more than a friend. Naturally, he starts acting strangely around the other boy.
Human au, please, as it works better.
Bonus: Arthur has been in love with Alfred for quite some time and the two of them end up in a relationship.
Bonus: Alfred seeks help from Francis while trying to figure out what is going on with himself.
Human au, please, as it works better.
Bonus: Arthur has been in love with Alfred for quite some time and the two of them end up in a relationship.
Bonus: Alfred seeks help from Francis while trying to figure out what is going on with himself.
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