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This is my personal headcanon, but I would like to see it.
Perhaps with Wales being the less noticed, but overall more loved (and more sarcastic too?) twin. Or even with a identity switch somewhere...
Bonus (only if you want) : Not many could differentiate them, not even their siblings. Especially when they're angry and fighting each other. (If Wales also blond, but dye could go a long way)
Bonus 2 : Wales was close to Canada and New Zealand, other less noticed brothers.
Bonus 3 : Wales has a secret lover somewhere (a surprise nation / crack pairing?)
Perhaps with Wales being the less noticed, but overall more loved (and more sarcastic too?) twin. Or even with a identity switch somewhere...
Bonus (only if you want) : Not many could differentiate them, not even their siblings. Especially when they're angry and fighting each other. (If Wales also blond, but dye could go a long way)
Bonus 2 : Wales was close to Canada and New Zealand, other less noticed brothers.
Bonus 3 : Wales has a secret lover somewhere (a surprise nation / crack pairing?)
Because seriously, Finland makes for a perfect Madoka, while Sweden and his intense devotion makes for a perfect Homura. Anything involving Sweden being a magical girl (except not a girl in this case I guess!) and creating time loops to save Finland from becoming one and therefore eventually a witch. I'd prefer a Nordics fill, but if you're having difficulty matching the personalities, fill in Kyoko, Sayaka, and Mami with which characters you wish. (Though personally I think Denmark would make a great Kyoko). I'd prefer not genderbent.
Bonus:
1. Somehow tie in the Nation-tans concept with the magical girl concept.
2. If not using him as a magical girl, Norway is Kyubey.
3. Finland's sibling is chibi!Estonia or human!Hanatamago
Bonus:
1. Somehow tie in the Nation-tans concept with the magical girl concept.
2. If not using him as a magical girl, Norway is Kyubey.
3. Finland's sibling is chibi!Estonia or human!Hanatamago
You know that fuzzy, happy feeling you get when your hair is touched or your scalp is massaged? I want to see a nation doing that to another nation!
Bonus points: Russia being part of the equation
Bonus points: Russia being part of the equation
Sealand->Fem!America, Molossia->Fem!Germany -- breast groping
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 01:12 am (UTC)(link)Being a growing not young and strapping nation he is, Sealand is starting to look at other nations and ...think about them. And, well, it's not hard to notice Fem!America's ...large fruited plains. But he wants to know, "Are they real?" So, he asks Molossia, who doesn't know and actually wants to know the same thing about Fem!Germany's breasts.
So, they strike a grand bargain. Molossia will help Sealand romance/(and grope) Fem!America and Sealand would do the same for Molossia with Fem!Germany. Micronations gotta help each other out, of course.
Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 01: Fem!America says, "And by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular".
Bonus 02: This whole incident starts the war between Molossia and East Germany/Prussia.
So, they strike a grand bargain. Molossia will help Sealand romance/(and grope) Fem!America and Sealand would do the same for Molossia with Fem!Germany. Micronations gotta help each other out, of course.
Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 01: Fem!America says, "And by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular".
Bonus 02: This whole incident starts the war between Molossia and East Germany/Prussia.
You guys seen that internet meme face, Like a Sir? (for a pic and info: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/feel-like-a-sir).
He looks very British to me, so I would like to see some smut where England has sex acting like that. Wearing a monocle, a top hat, maybe sipping something fancy. With America, though I don't have a preference who tops, and his reaction is up to the author. Basically looking for some silly/ cracky smut, please!
He looks very British to me, so I would like to see some smut where England has sex acting like that. Wearing a monocle, a top hat, maybe sipping something fancy. With America, though I don't have a preference who tops, and his reaction is up to the author. Basically looking for some silly/ cracky smut, please!
I recently saw this insane Japanese movie called Battle Royale and I want to see a Hetalia version of in with America and England as the two main characters, Canada is the teacher that sets this up, Russia as the crazy exchange student, and Germany as the not-so crazy one. Everyone else is up to you. How everyone dies can either be like in the movie or you can be creative.
No OCs please, there are over 42 official characters in Hetalia so you don't need for that.
No OCs please, there are over 42 official characters in Hetalia so you don't need for that.
I'm pretty sure this has been requested and done before (with more than one fill, even), only without the character requirements. Let me see if I can go dig it up for you.
I feel so bad about this but...><
This can be AU or whatever I didn't care.
Russia Germany and Prussia find a defenseless and injured in the woods and decide to take him back home.
Since Matthew is so beat up and can't fight back they decided to keep him. They start "training" Matthew to be their "pet". They divide the days of the week so each of them gets their turn to spend time with their new "pet"
Each one of them have their own way of "training" Canada. One pushes more towards rewarding, one believes punishment is a better way and the other does a bit of both. Who does which is up to you.
Bonus 1: They uses humiliation and mess with Canada's mind untill he breaks.
Bonus 2: At one point they start arguing about who is doing a better job.
This can be AU or whatever I didn't care.
Russia Germany and Prussia find a defenseless and injured in the woods and decide to take him back home.
Since Matthew is so beat up and can't fight back they decided to keep him. They start "training" Matthew to be their "pet". They divide the days of the week so each of them gets their turn to spend time with their new "pet"
Each one of them have their own way of "training" Canada. One pushes more towards rewarding, one believes punishment is a better way and the other does a bit of both. Who does which is up to you.
Bonus 1: They uses humiliation and mess with Canada's mind untill he breaks.
Bonus 2: At one point they start arguing about who is doing a better job.
Well, we all know that Germany is a dirty man, but he's also a huge prude that is probably to embarrassed to enter a dirty store to buy things and has to use to the internet for that.
I want to see his male lover drag him to a store and makes him go inside. Whatever happens is up to you, but I want to laugh.
Bonus: The lover is Russia, America, England, or Italy.
Bonus: They buy something(s) and what they bought it used~ (but that's only if you want to put in a sex scene!)
I want to see his male lover drag him to a store and makes him go inside. Whatever happens is up to you, but I want to laugh.
Bonus: The lover is Russia, America, England, or Italy.
Bonus: They buy something(s) and what they bought it used~ (but that's only if you want to put in a sex scene!)
Prussia/Romano -- Prussia likes it rough but Romano likes it vanilla
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)They're about to have sex for the first time but Romano freaks out during it when Prussia starts getting more rough and aggressive. Prussia promises to go slower and Romano calms down, but then Prussia realizes he's incredibly awkward with gentle sex.
Bonus if both end up enjoying it despite the initial freak-out and later awkwardness.
Bonus if both end up enjoying it despite the initial freak-out and later awkwardness.
I can't promise anything right away because I have so many fills in progress, but I'm definitely saving this into my prompts to fill folder. However, I wanted to ask if you're okay with Romano topping. I have an angle I'd like to explore in this, but it doesn't really work with Prussia on top.
Nation A and Nation B are having sex, and they both yell out the same wrong name, Nation C. Cue awkward pillow talk and gentle teasing. They really do love each other, but Nation C is just that sexy. Would prefer Germany/Italy, America/England, or Sweden/Finland.
Bonus: Nation C is someone you wouldn't expect.
Bonus 2: At the next world summit, Nation C is annoyed/confused by how the other two keep looking at him/her and snickering.
Bonus: Nation C is someone you wouldn't expect.
Bonus 2: At the next world summit, Nation C is annoyed/confused by how the other two keep looking at him/her and snickering.
I’m no good at writing smut so um I basically cut it out. I’m so sorry if this wasn’t what you wanted but I loved the prompt and wanted to write something for it. Also Sweden speaks full sentences because I’m no good writing him otherwise. Besides him and Finland have been together for awhile so he’s comfortable around Finland? Also sorry if Finland comes off like a girl I just figured he would find the situation both funny and mortifying but treating it as funny if easier.
They both stared at each other, almost locked into a contest. Sweden’s face was unmoving and though he was trying Finland was fighting back giggles and losing. It wasn’t long before he was laughing. As soon as he felt okay he would look back up and see Sve’s un-amused face, which just set him off again. It wasn’t long before Sweden was smiling at Finland.
“You must admit that was funny.” Finland managed to choke out.
“How so?” Sweden asked, but his smile gave him away.
“Out of all the other nations we picked him.” A slight pause to steady his voice, “And we both said it. At the same time. Awkward? Absolutely. Down right amusing? I’ll have to also say yes. And at least I don’t have to feel bad that I yelled the wrong name because you did it too.” He could see that Sweden was still blushing from the incident and he had a feeling his face was also red.
“It’s a pity it ruined the mood.” Sweden shook his head and reached out to grab Finland, bringing him closer so that they were lying side by side. “But this works too.” He cuddled closer, hoping the pink in his checks had subsided.
“I love you.” Sweden whispered softly.
“I know.” Finland responded. “I love you too. I…didn’t mean it.”
It was Sweden’s turn to assure the other nation. “I know. I didn’t either. It just kind of came out.”
“I’m sure if we didn’t have to go to the meeting and see him with his shirt off…how did that happen anyways?”
“Hungary.” Sweden answered and Finland laughed.
“That makes so much sense. But I mean he’s so sexy with his shirt off.”
“And in general.” Sweden added. “We still have to go to the meeting tomorrow.” It was an afterthought reminder.
“We’re going to have to see him.”
“I’m sure it will be less awkward then this was.” Finland wasn’t sure if Sweden was trying to reassure him or himself with those words. “Though it would be nice if we had time to get over and forget this.”
“I don’t think we’re going to forget this for awhile.”
“I would agree with you there.”
“So how long before we can think about having sex without thinking of him?” Finland asked and Sweden laughed. “I figure it happened we should move past it.”
“I agree with you.”
“I’m glad that we both have an interest in the same person. It would have been more awkward if we both said different names.”
“You find the oddest silver linings.” Sweden pointed out an amused smile on his lips.
“I figure it’s that or be more embarrassed that I called out the wrong name.” Finland continued not really sure how to handle the situation before them. “I mean he’s nice to look at but I really only care for you Sev.”
“I care for you too. You know that.”
“Never speak of this again?”
“Agreed.” Sweden pulled Finland closer to him and Finland cuddled up wrapping his arms around Sweden. “Night Fin.”
“Night Sev.”
“Love you.”
“Love you more.”
In the morning they both got up and dressed, ready to brave the day ahead of them. The meetings tended to be long affaires to begin with and now they would have to avoid him. Putting last night’s incident out of his mind, Finland joined Sweden for breakfast with the other Nordics. They normally headed towards the meeting together. There was the normal morning banter and talk about how boring the meeting was going to be. Especially since it was the Mediterranean nations turn to present. He caught Sweden’s eye and he knew what the other nation was thinking. There would be no way to avoid looking at him now.
They both stared at each other, almost locked into a contest. Sweden’s face was unmoving and though he was trying Finland was fighting back giggles and losing. It wasn’t long before he was laughing. As soon as he felt okay he would look back up and see Sve’s un-amused face, which just set him off again. It wasn’t long before Sweden was smiling at Finland.
“You must admit that was funny.” Finland managed to choke out.
“How so?” Sweden asked, but his smile gave him away.
“Out of all the other nations we picked him.” A slight pause to steady his voice, “And we both said it. At the same time. Awkward? Absolutely. Down right amusing? I’ll have to also say yes. And at least I don’t have to feel bad that I yelled the wrong name because you did it too.” He could see that Sweden was still blushing from the incident and he had a feeling his face was also red.
“It’s a pity it ruined the mood.” Sweden shook his head and reached out to grab Finland, bringing him closer so that they were lying side by side. “But this works too.” He cuddled closer, hoping the pink in his checks had subsided.
“I love you.” Sweden whispered softly.
“I know.” Finland responded. “I love you too. I…didn’t mean it.”
It was Sweden’s turn to assure the other nation. “I know. I didn’t either. It just kind of came out.”
“I’m sure if we didn’t have to go to the meeting and see him with his shirt off…how did that happen anyways?”
“Hungary.” Sweden answered and Finland laughed.
“That makes so much sense. But I mean he’s so sexy with his shirt off.”
“And in general.” Sweden added. “We still have to go to the meeting tomorrow.” It was an afterthought reminder.
“We’re going to have to see him.”
“I’m sure it will be less awkward then this was.” Finland wasn’t sure if Sweden was trying to reassure him or himself with those words. “Though it would be nice if we had time to get over and forget this.”
“I don’t think we’re going to forget this for awhile.”
“I would agree with you there.”
“So how long before we can think about having sex without thinking of him?” Finland asked and Sweden laughed. “I figure it happened we should move past it.”
“I agree with you.”
“I’m glad that we both have an interest in the same person. It would have been more awkward if we both said different names.”
“You find the oddest silver linings.” Sweden pointed out an amused smile on his lips.
“I figure it’s that or be more embarrassed that I called out the wrong name.” Finland continued not really sure how to handle the situation before them. “I mean he’s nice to look at but I really only care for you Sev.”
“I care for you too. You know that.”
“Never speak of this again?”
“Agreed.” Sweden pulled Finland closer to him and Finland cuddled up wrapping his arms around Sweden. “Night Fin.”
“Night Sev.”
“Love you.”
“Love you more.”
In the morning they both got up and dressed, ready to brave the day ahead of them. The meetings tended to be long affaires to begin with and now they would have to avoid him. Putting last night’s incident out of his mind, Finland joined Sweden for breakfast with the other Nordics. They normally headed towards the meeting together. There was the normal morning banter and talk about how boring the meeting was going to be. Especially since it was the Mediterranean nations turn to present. He caught Sweden’s eye and he knew what the other nation was thinking. There would be no way to avoid looking at him now.
So apparently Germany and England are both proud of the specific type of beer that they made famous but believe that their own is better then the other person's. They argue about it before they end up drunk and things get very out of hand, but also very... interesting~
Bonus: Sex with beer as part of the foreplay
Bonus: I don't care who tops and who bottoms, though I do like Germany being on the bottom~
Bonus: Sex with beer as part of the foreplay
Bonus: I don't care who tops and who bottoms, though I do like Germany being on the bottom~
England is still upset about the Revolution because he's always assumed it meant America just didn't love him anymore. In truth, America just wanted to prove he was good enough for England, and has always assumed England doesn't take him seriously. In short, they're hopelessly in love with each other and being complete idiots about it. Fed up, love experts France and Italy conspire to get them together.
Bonus: Resolved with an anguished love declaration. Rot my teeth out, anons.
Bonus: Resolved with an anguished love declaration. Rot my teeth out, anons.
Rome pays a visit to Camp Jupiter. Hilarity ensues.
Bonus: Octavian. Just... make that little bastard squirm.
Bonus: Octavian. Just... make that little bastard squirm.
N. Italy/America - Fluffy, tooth-achingly sweet flirting/smut/cuddles
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 02:13 am (UTC)(link)I read a fic where these two adorably flirted and then had adorable sex and it was just really cute and funny and goofy. So... just more of that, please!
Bonus: Neither England nor Germany actually believe that this is for real; they think it's all an act
Bonus2: None of the other countries believe it, either
Bonus3: Italian-Americans are feeling a lot more at home in America for the first time in awhile; Americans in Italy, vice-versa
Bonus: Neither England nor Germany actually believe that this is for real; they think it's all an act
Bonus2: None of the other countries believe it, either
Bonus3: Italian-Americans are feeling a lot more at home in America for the first time in awhile; Americans in Italy, vice-versa
Seconded so hard! It just sounds adorable!
If i manage to find time in between my Finals/EOC testing schedule, I'll definitely try to fill this! It's too cute for me to ignore...
If i manage to find time in between my Finals/EOC testing schedule, I'll definitely try to fill this! It's too cute for me to ignore...
It's canon that the nations are "born" as children and grow depending on population size and land mass and whatnot, but what of them prior to that "birth"? Do they have sentience? Are they part of the landscape? Can other nations "feel" their presence--and does it make them nervous to sense that another nation is being born?
Basically, I want to see what the kink meme's head canons are of the "birth" of nations, colonies, what have you
Basically, I want to see what the kink meme's head canons are of the "birth" of nations, colonies, what have you
He doesn’t remember the first time that he remembers; he’s just always been, there in the whisper of water over rocks or the wave of grass. There is life above him, on him, in him. In a way, he is life.
And there is life everywhere, in his world. He feels it in mountains that stretch to the heavens, in bison that thunder over his plains, and even in the bellies of wolves as they tear an elk apart. He feels it as one season moves to another, as the land around him grows. (He finds that everything comes in cycles: spring and summer and fall and winter, birth and death.)
He does not know time, not in the sense of the word. He only knows that things change and that life rolls on: fields are empty, where once great mammoths roamed, but there are other places, places before covered by layers of ice and snow, where moss takes root. Nothing remains barren forever.
He doesn’t know, exactly, when they first come either, those resilient beings who brave starvation and bitter cold. He finds he likes them, in as much as he can like anything (and really, he doesn’t dislike anything; it’s just that he feels a little more of a connection to them than he does to, say, the deer.) They come across the ice bridge on two legs, with hands that burn and voices that bind them in ways never known before.
Eventually, he feels them moving south, into the heart of him and beyond, and he feels them spreading all over. He watches them, the people, grow and change and harness the land (watches them guarded by spirits that he vaguely recognizes are like him). And soon, they are his like the grizzly bear is his, like the horses once were his, and he forgets them. They live and die like all of the other beings who call the land home.
All around him, life moves, and he is content to let it happen as it will. He just watches.
It is like that for countless seasons—he is everywhere and nowhere, a constant force. Then the world shifts, bursting all around him. When he breathes now, he feels the earth warm under his back and the breeze in his hair. There’s birdsong, somewhere above him. When he opens his eyes, it is dawn.
____
Notes!
1. Horses evolved in North America. No one knows when or why they left, but until the Spaniards came, there were no more horses roaming the continent.
2. "Hands that burn" is a reference to man harnessing fire. "Voices that bind" is a reference to the fact that humans are the only animals who have language.
3. This is based on a kind of vague headcanon of mine that before they take their human form, nations exist,in that there's some form of consciousness, but that they don't really have any notion of what's beyond their land and the creatures that live on it. Things like time are human constructs, after all. Furthermore, when it comes to other nations, there's only a distant recognition that they're alike, but they don't understand the concept of "nationhood" as we understand it.
And there is life everywhere, in his world. He feels it in mountains that stretch to the heavens, in bison that thunder over his plains, and even in the bellies of wolves as they tear an elk apart. He feels it as one season moves to another, as the land around him grows. (He finds that everything comes in cycles: spring and summer and fall and winter, birth and death.)
He does not know time, not in the sense of the word. He only knows that things change and that life rolls on: fields are empty, where once great mammoths roamed, but there are other places, places before covered by layers of ice and snow, where moss takes root. Nothing remains barren forever.
He doesn’t know, exactly, when they first come either, those resilient beings who brave starvation and bitter cold. He finds he likes them, in as much as he can like anything (and really, he doesn’t dislike anything; it’s just that he feels a little more of a connection to them than he does to, say, the deer.) They come across the ice bridge on two legs, with hands that burn and voices that bind them in ways never known before.
Eventually, he feels them moving south, into the heart of him and beyond, and he feels them spreading all over. He watches them, the people, grow and change and harness the land (watches them guarded by spirits that he vaguely recognizes are like him). And soon, they are his like the grizzly bear is his, like the horses once were his, and he forgets them. They live and die like all of the other beings who call the land home.
All around him, life moves, and he is content to let it happen as it will. He just watches.
It is like that for countless seasons—he is everywhere and nowhere, a constant force. Then the world shifts, bursting all around him. When he breathes now, he feels the earth warm under his back and the breeze in his hair. There’s birdsong, somewhere above him. When he opens his eyes, it is dawn.
____
Notes!
1. Horses evolved in North America. No one knows when or why they left, but until the Spaniards came, there were no more horses roaming the continent.
2. "Hands that burn" is a reference to man harnessing fire. "Voices that bind" is a reference to the fact that humans are the only animals who have language.
3. This is based on a kind of vague headcanon of mine that before they take their human form, nations exist,in that there's some form of consciousness, but that they don't really have any notion of what's beyond their land and the creatures that live on it. Things like time are human constructs, after all. Furthermore, when it comes to other nations, there's only a distant recognition that they're alike, but they don't understand the concept of "nationhood" as we understand it.
Headcanon dictates that the US, as an awkward, fresh country barely old enough to own his own house, Canada, the ever-faithful young colony just trying to hold onto his own culture, and Mexico, the angry Aztec colony of New Spain who just wanted to be independent, all met as super awkward teenagers on their own because they share a landmass and had a gay old completely uncomfortable "are we our own continent yet? I hate Europe" time.
Bonus: Mexico is female
Bonus 2: All 3 are pubescent
Bonus 3: History!
Bonus: Mexico is female
Bonus 2: All 3 are pubescent
Bonus 3: History!
Most young!Germany fics (following HRE theory), start with Germany getting found by Prussia.
However, I want to see something with a little Germany who hasn't been found by Prussia, or any other an older nation. What he does, where he lives, if he remembers anything, any kind of plot with little!alone!Germany is welcome. Any kind of story length, too.
However, I want to see something with a little Germany who hasn't been found by Prussia, or any other an older nation. What he does, where he lives, if he remembers anything, any kind of plot with little!alone!Germany is welcome. Any kind of story length, too.
Might be interested but do you want Germany alone throughout the whole of the story or can he be found later?
Any, how nations' minute personal habits differ from others they frequently interact with
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)Hetalia has given us a wonderful variety of characters with an interesting array of personalities, and I would kind of like to see the fine points of the characters explored a bit more.
Choose something random that most people do at some point during their day, one that wouldn't necessarily be influenced by culture but more by personal tastes/quirks, and show how the way one character does it and how their way differs from their friends/lovers/family members. It could be something like how they eat an oreo, clean their room, react to being splashed with mud when a passing car drives through a puddle, interact with others in an anonymous chatroom/mmorpg site... or any other mundane detail anon can think of. Please, nothing sexual, though.
I'll admit, I'm mostly hoping for art fills, but fic is also welcome.
I would LOVE something with the Nordics, frying pangle, HRE family, Bad Touch Trio, or England+former colonies.
Choose something random that most people do at some point during their day, one that wouldn't necessarily be influenced by culture but more by personal tastes/quirks, and show how the way one character does it and how their way differs from their friends/lovers/family members. It could be something like how they eat an oreo, clean their room, react to being splashed with mud when a passing car drives through a puddle, interact with others in an anonymous chatroom/mmorpg site... or any other mundane detail anon can think of. Please, nothing sexual, though.
I'll admit, I'm mostly hoping for art fills, but fic is also welcome.
I would LOVE something with the Nordics, frying pangle, HRE family, Bad Touch Trio, or England+former colonies.
Artist!Anon hopes OP likes! The habit I chose was grooming one's fingernails.
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I've noticed that Sweden being well endowed seems to be a pretty common headcannon. It makes a lot of sense, judging by the size of the rest of Sweden's body. What I'm getting at is that I want to see a fic where Sweden puts a lot of time and effort into preparing Finland for sex so he doesn't hurt him. But it's worth it in the end because te sex is so good.
Bonuses:
1. Finland is a TOTAL size queen. He LOVES how big Sweden is.
2. Cute, fluffy, foreplay, with hotness thrown in for a good measure.
3. Non-Moeblob Finland.
Bonuses:
1. Finland is a TOTAL size queen. He LOVES how big Sweden is.
2. Cute, fluffy, foreplay, with hotness thrown in for a good measure.
3. Non-Moeblob Finland.
SECONDED to the moon and back!
Re: SweFin: How Being Well Endowed Affects Sex (potential A!A)
(Anonymous) - 2012-05-02 06:08 (UTC) - ExpandRe: SweFin: How Being Well Endowed Affects Sex (potential A!A)
(Anonymous) - 2012-05-02 19:51 (UTC) - ExpandThis anon would like to see something setting Sweden off into a totally insane berserker rage. It can be because he's a Viking warrior, or modern day where something happens to send him over the edge - whatever it is, something happens, and he just goes nuts. Since Denmark's the only Nordic who's comparable in size, it's up to him to try to stop him and/or take care of him afterward. They can be brotherly, or in a relationship, or hate each other's guts - it's totally up to you, anon! Just - Denmark and Sweden!!!
There was a reason Denmark preferred to take one night stands so he could sleep somewhere else--ANYWHERE else--when the Nordic council met and all five nations had to share a house.
"Denmark!" Finland's panicked voice on the phone was nearly drowned out by a loud crash, followed by some yelping and more crashes.
"I'm coming," Denmark groaned, and hung up his phone.
Precisely two minutes later he arrived at what remained of their shared house just in time to catch Sweden's fist before it went crashing through the wall. Another minute and he held Sweden firmly from behind, limbs all pinned down. (The first few times he attempted something like this ended with him being punched through a window, a wall, a roof, and various other things, but he had experience now from more times than he cared to count.)
"Norge," Denmark said when Sweden finally stopped struggling, relaxed, and started to blink confusedly. "Stop taking the last cup of coffee before Sweden has had any, or you're doing this next time."
"Denmark!" Finland's panicked voice on the phone was nearly drowned out by a loud crash, followed by some yelping and more crashes.
"I'm coming," Denmark groaned, and hung up his phone.
Precisely two minutes later he arrived at what remained of their shared house just in time to catch Sweden's fist before it went crashing through the wall. Another minute and he held Sweden firmly from behind, limbs all pinned down. (The first few times he attempted something like this ended with him being punched through a window, a wall, a roof, and various other things, but he had experience now from more times than he cared to count.)
"Norge," Denmark said when Sweden finally stopped struggling, relaxed, and started to blink confusedly. "Stop taking the last cup of coffee before Sweden has had any, or you're doing this next time."
I've seen various tasty fics about England and/or France taking colony America and/or Canada's virginity. Well, what if they did so for Canada, and then sometime later, Canada discovered that America was somehow still a virgin? Well, Canada will just have to be the one to fix that. It's a rite of passage for nations, after all, can't deprive his poor brother.
Bonus: Flashbacks to Canada's first time, either with England and France both taking him, or just France.
Bonus: Flashbacks to Canada's first time, either with England and France both taking him, or just France.
Oooh, seconded! I would love to read this!
So, Finland is a bit chubby. Not obease or anything, but a bit softer than is ideal. Others often tease him, and in some circles, he's knows as "The Fat Nordic" or "The One with the Big Ass". This upsets Finland, who turns to Sweden for comfort. It turns out Sweden loves Finland's body and thinks he's sexy as hell. Fluff, smut or both follow.
Please, anon's, I need this like I need air!
Please, anon's, I need this like I need air!
So Canada or America is in a relationship with another nation. It's not super serious, so when Nation A starts noticing that their lover has some UST for their brother, they're not so much offended as turned on. They decide that they want both the American brothers in bed ASAP. How this happens is up to you.
I am not big on USUK or FrUk but FrUs or UkCan would be totally fine. All other pairings are fair game.
Bonus: Canada tops
Bonus: They decide that they want to do this again some time
I am not big on USUK or FrUk but FrUs or UkCan would be totally fine. All other pairings are fair game.
Bonus: Canada tops
Bonus: They decide that they want to do this again some time
I want an AU of the Chibitalia arc in which Italy is raised as a boy from the start. How would the puppy love play out differently? How much more would Holy Rome freak out over his crush?
Make my heart melt.
Make my heart melt.
I've seen a lot of people ask for parodies of Humon's work here, but now she's got something new up that's rather interesting.
http://humon.deviantart.com/art/American-in-Berlin-after-WW1-297700773 (this is the first part)
Can someone please do a version with America and Germany, please? :3
http://humon.deviantart.com/art/American-in-Berlin-after-WW1-297700773 (this is the first part)
Can someone please do a version with America and Germany, please? :3
Seconded. I've been wanting to request something like this for a while, but never knew how to.
If anybody can, please please please!
If anybody can, please please please!
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