There was a reason Denmark preferred to take one night stands so he could sleep somewhere else--ANYWHERE else--when the Nordic council met and all five nations had to share a house.
"Denmark!" Finland's panicked voice on the phone was nearly drowned out by a loud crash, followed by some yelping and more crashes.
"I'm coming," Denmark groaned, and hung up his phone.
Precisely two minutes later he arrived at what remained of their shared house just in time to catch Sweden's fist before it went crashing through the wall. Another minute and he held Sweden firmly from behind, limbs all pinned down. (The first few times he attempted something like this ended with him being punched through a window, a wall, a roof, and various other things, but he had experience now from more times than he cared to count.)
"Norge," Denmark said when Sweden finally stopped struggling, relaxed, and started to blink confusedly. "Stop taking the last cup of coffee before Sweden has had any, or you're doing this next time."
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"Denmark!" Finland's panicked voice on the phone was nearly drowned out by a loud crash, followed by some yelping and more crashes.
"I'm coming," Denmark groaned, and hung up his phone.
Precisely two minutes later he arrived at what remained of their shared house just in time to catch Sweden's fist before it went crashing through the wall. Another minute and he held Sweden firmly from behind, limbs all pinned down. (The first few times he attempted something like this ended with him being punched through a window, a wall, a roof, and various other things, but he had experience now from more times than he cared to count.)
"Norge," Denmark said when Sweden finally stopped struggling, relaxed, and started to blink confusedly. "Stop taking the last cup of coffee before Sweden has had any, or you're doing this next time."