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USUK interupted classroom sex but carrying on in store cupboard
(Anonymous) 2012-01-19 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)America and England are having sex in a classroom at school when they get interupted by someone/group of people and have to hide in a store cupboard to not be found out.
But they carry on anyway because the thrill of almost being found out and that the people outside the cupboard are still there is really really hot.
Bonus: The one on bottom struggles to keep quite.
Bonus: England is topping.
But they carry on anyway because the thrill of almost being found out and that the people outside the cupboard are still there is really really hot.
Bonus: The one on bottom struggles to keep quite.
Bonus: England is topping.
Re: USUK interupted classroom sex but carrying on in store cupboard
(Anonymous) 2012-01-19 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)Seconding hard! Especially with those bonuses.
Re: Physics, Chemistry and the Art of Silence (Part 1e/1)
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(Anonymous) - 2012-05-02 14:11 (UTC) - ExpandJust a request for a story with the characters of Hetalia in a version of the Baldur myth.
For those who don't know, the Norse god Baldur starts having dreams about his death and how Ragnarok, the end of the world, will follow soon after. He confides in his parents, Odin and Frigga, about these dreams and his mother travels the world and makes everything promise not to harm him. Except for mistletoe, as it's too immature to make an oath.
Cue Loki exploiting Baldur's blind brother Hodur and getting him to kill his own brother with a mistletoe arrow to bring about the end of the world.
Bonus: Prussia taking the place of Baldur and Germany as Hodur. Just because.
For those who don't know, the Norse god Baldur starts having dreams about his death and how Ragnarok, the end of the world, will follow soon after. He confides in his parents, Odin and Frigga, about these dreams and his mother travels the world and makes everything promise not to harm him. Except for mistletoe, as it's too immature to make an oath.
Cue Loki exploiting Baldur's blind brother Hodur and getting him to kill his own brother with a mistletoe arrow to bring about the end of the world.
Bonus: Prussia taking the place of Baldur and Germany as Hodur. Just because.
(I'm soooo glad this is an anonymous meme.)
Somehow, due to circumstances that are up to a!a, Sweden manages to get Finland pregnant. The couple gets through it in a fluffy SuFin type manner and its adorbz.
Bonus:
*Lots of Belly Focus : Sweden can't keep his hands off of his "wife's evergrowing belly and rubs it often. Also, lots of description on how it affects the way his clothes fit and his movement.
(I'm gonna go hide in my corner of shame now)
Somehow, due to circumstances that are up to a!a, Sweden manages to get Finland pregnant. The couple gets through it in a fluffy SuFin type manner and its adorbz.
Bonus:
*Lots of Belly Focus : Sweden can't keep his hands off of his "wife's evergrowing belly and rubs it often. Also, lots of description on how it affects the way his clothes fit and his movement.
(I'm gonna go hide in my corner of shame now)
There's no shame in liking mpreg, anon! You're far from the only one.
England takes America fishing in the Atlantic Ocean for whatever reason. England uses traditional bait while America uses his own unique bait: hamburgers. England laughs at him until America starts catching tons of huge fish, while England catches nothing/tiny fish. That is, until he decides to use his secret weapon: his brother Scotland’s haggis! Almost immediately after he casts out, he hooks “the big one.” What happens next is up to you, anon!
Bonus: “The big one” gets away, and they mount England’s bait as a trophy (much to America’s amusement and England’s embarrassment).
Bonus 2: England catches it, and America/the rest of the world is shocked/impressed that he actually did it.
Bonus 3: “The big one” turns out to be something lulzful/ridiculous.
Bonus: “The big one” gets away, and they mount England’s bait as a trophy (much to America’s amusement and England’s embarrassment).
Bonus 2: England catches it, and America/the rest of the world is shocked/impressed that he actually did it.
Bonus 3: “The big one” turns out to be something lulzful/ridiculous.
The Mouse That Roared is a book with plot as follows: The fictitious Duchy of Grand Fenwick declares war on the US, planning to surrender and accept a bounty of post-war aid. Instead, the dozen-man invasion force accidentally wins the war by capturing a newly-made superweapon Q-bomb and its creator while strolling through a Manhattan evacuated for a nuclear drill. This did NOT make their country happy.
Tully: "Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. Ah, I know it'll come as a surprise, a pleasant one I hope, but we ... sort of won."
Sir Rupert: "You sort of what?"
Tully: "Well sir, it's a long story, but we captured the Q-Bomb, the most destructive weapon in the world. And we got some prisoners too. Ah, this is Doctor Kokintz, who invented the bomb, this is his daughter, Helen, this is General Snippet, and these are New York policemen. Oh, and, ah, this is the bomb."
Sir Rupert: "Blithering idiot!"
I want a Hetalia account of this. You can use OC Fenwick or any small nation or minination; they basically want to con US into rebuilding their country after quick and total defeat, but end up a new World Superpower. Humor is a must.
Tully: "Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. Ah, I know it'll come as a surprise, a pleasant one I hope, but we ... sort of won."
Sir Rupert: "You sort of what?"
Tully: "Well sir, it's a long story, but we captured the Q-Bomb, the most destructive weapon in the world. And we got some prisoners too. Ah, this is Doctor Kokintz, who invented the bomb, this is his daughter, Helen, this is General Snippet, and these are New York policemen. Oh, and, ah, this is the bomb."
Sir Rupert: "Blithering idiot!"
I want a Hetalia account of this. You can use OC Fenwick or any small nation or minination; they basically want to con US into rebuilding their country after quick and total defeat, but end up a new World Superpower. Humor is a must.
So very glad to now i'm not the only one who's thought of this!
Bonus if the Leaugue of Little Nations shows up. <3
Bonus if the Leaugue of Little Nations shows up. <3
I want to see a fluffy story where Denmark tries to get the attention of another nation, eventually using a small animal (like a kitten) to try and win them over. I want to see Denmark succeed in this as well, but not only because of the small animal.
I also want the other nation to actually like him for him, and not find him to be an annoying person, I want his crazy side to embraced, or at least with minimal irritation.
I'm not really looking for smut either.. (Fluff is my kink soobb)
Bonus! I would love it if that other nation was Estonia!
I also want the other nation to actually like him for him, and not find him to be an annoying person, I want his crazy side to embraced, or at least with minimal irritation.
I'm not really looking for smut either.. (Fluff is my kink soobb)
Bonus! I would love it if that other nation was Estonia!
The world has at large assumed that Sweden and Finland rekindled their relationship after Finland became independent, but in fact they are just very good friends. Denmark has a thing for Finland and now his chance has come...
He basically learns that Sve and Fin are not together, but belives due to miscommunication - damn Sve for never actually talking these things out - that Sve still has feelings for Fin. Now he must win Finland's heart before Sweden does!
Bonus: Fin figures out the misundertanding, but doesn't say anything because he finds it so hilarious.
Bonus 2: Sve is in relationship with someone else entirely, but they are low-key about it.
He basically learns that Sve and Fin are not together, but belives due to miscommunication - damn Sve for never actually talking these things out - that Sve still has feelings for Fin. Now he must win Finland's heart before Sweden does!
Bonus: Fin figures out the misundertanding, but doesn't say anything because he finds it so hilarious.
Bonus 2: Sve is in relationship with someone else entirely, but they are low-key about it.
There was not a lot that escaped Denmark's bored gaze as it swept over the room. Not the sketches on Japan's paper, not the fresh flower in Hungary's hair, not the the sweat dripping from Germany's forehead.
And not the angel with the blue and white spotted tie, sitting a few seats away from him.
Finland was just as bored as everyone else, as far as Denmark could tell. He chewed the tip of his pen, stared dully out over the room, and checked the time just about every ten minutes. Still he managed to look oh so serene and divine, with fair hair falling over his forehead, just brushing down in front of those big, violet eyes, framed by light eyelashes.
England was doing his presentation at the moment, his thick voice becoming a fuzz of unclear sounds in Denmark's ears. It's not like it was important anyway. Or maybe it was, he hadn't listened closely enough to actually have an opinion on the matter.
Instead, he had just settled on watching Finland – as the man gazed out the window, brushed hair from his eyes, cracked his knuckles and yawned.
When the meeting finished, Denmark caught up with Finland outside the door, in the yellow light of sunset, just as the small man said goodbye to Sweden and Iceland at the door.
“Alright Sve, Ice, good night,” he smiled, bright and cheerful, even after so many hours of monotone voices talking about boring things. The tall man grunted in response, giving Finland that grimace that Denmark had figured out was supposed to be a smile. Iceland smiled as well, running a hand through his platinum hair as he said goodbye.
“See you tomorrow!” the Finn said as he turned to walk in one direction, while Sweden and Iceland went in the opposite.
Wait. They weren't even staying at the same hotel? Iceland he could understand, since he didn't enjoy staying in the same hotel as Norway, being in a phase where he felt embarrassed about his brother's affections. But Sweden? He and Finland always chose the same hotel.
Denmark caught up with Finland, placing a hand on his shoulder, the fabric of Finland's jacket rough under his fingers.
“Hey Fin.” He fired off what he believed to be his best charmer smile as he walked beside the Finn, “You're staying at the hotel down the street, right?”
Finland turned his head swiftly, the warm summer breeze catching his hair as he smiled brightly at Denmark.
“Hello, I didn't see you there.” Finland's smile was so sweet, so genuine and it sent sparks through Denmark's body. “Yeah, I am. You too?”
“Mhm. Where's Sverige going?”
Finland looked confused, “To his hotel?”
“You guys don't stay together?”
“Why would we?” Finland grimaced in confusion. Denmark just looked at him, waiting for the Finn to understand. When the realization dawned to him, his chin dropped and he smiled, “Oh. Oh, you think we're together!”
And not the angel with the blue and white spotted tie, sitting a few seats away from him.
Finland was just as bored as everyone else, as far as Denmark could tell. He chewed the tip of his pen, stared dully out over the room, and checked the time just about every ten minutes. Still he managed to look oh so serene and divine, with fair hair falling over his forehead, just brushing down in front of those big, violet eyes, framed by light eyelashes.
England was doing his presentation at the moment, his thick voice becoming a fuzz of unclear sounds in Denmark's ears. It's not like it was important anyway. Or maybe it was, he hadn't listened closely enough to actually have an opinion on the matter.
Instead, he had just settled on watching Finland – as the man gazed out the window, brushed hair from his eyes, cracked his knuckles and yawned.
When the meeting finished, Denmark caught up with Finland outside the door, in the yellow light of sunset, just as the small man said goodbye to Sweden and Iceland at the door.
“Alright Sve, Ice, good night,” he smiled, bright and cheerful, even after so many hours of monotone voices talking about boring things. The tall man grunted in response, giving Finland that grimace that Denmark had figured out was supposed to be a smile. Iceland smiled as well, running a hand through his platinum hair as he said goodbye.
“See you tomorrow!” the Finn said as he turned to walk in one direction, while Sweden and Iceland went in the opposite.
Wait. They weren't even staying at the same hotel? Iceland he could understand, since he didn't enjoy staying in the same hotel as Norway, being in a phase where he felt embarrassed about his brother's affections. But Sweden? He and Finland always chose the same hotel.
Denmark caught up with Finland, placing a hand on his shoulder, the fabric of Finland's jacket rough under his fingers.
“Hey Fin.” He fired off what he believed to be his best charmer smile as he walked beside the Finn, “You're staying at the hotel down the street, right?”
Finland turned his head swiftly, the warm summer breeze catching his hair as he smiled brightly at Denmark.
“Hello, I didn't see you there.” Finland's smile was so sweet, so genuine and it sent sparks through Denmark's body. “Yeah, I am. You too?”
“Mhm. Where's Sverige going?”
Finland looked confused, “To his hotel?”
“You guys don't stay together?”
“Why would we?” Finland grimaced in confusion. Denmark just looked at him, waiting for the Finn to understand. When the realization dawned to him, his chin dropped and he smiled, “Oh. Oh, you think we're together!”
Or, one of them uses Pavlovian conditioning to elicit sexual arousal whenever they want. For instance, Germany uses a specific pet name or does a specific action every time they begin to have sex, and Italy unknowingly associates that with sex because of it. Germany planned this, and ends up saying the specific pet name or doing the specific action to get Italy aroused without even touching him, and then doesn't have sex with him. Until Italy is desperate and begging for it. Or the roles can be reversed!
This is a blisteringly hot concept. Do, do, do want. O.O
Just Italy getting Germany off with his fingers and tongue, with lots of description and lots of whimpering, slutty Germany. Where this goes from here in terms of Italy's needs is up to a!a. Germany can suck him off, or they could have intercrural sex, or penetrative sex, all with Italy topping.
Bonus: If they have penetrative sex, there is descriptive felching, too.
Bonus: If they have penetrative sex, there is descriptive felching, too.
Nations A and B are happily together. However, it turns out that in every other universe - human, Gakuen, Nekotalia, 2P - A is happily with C instead and B is either just a friend of A or suffering from unrequited love for A.
This makes B feel insecure about whether they're truly supposed to be together in their world and if B unintentionally prevented A from hooking up with their true true love, and possibly A to doubt their relationship too.
Any pairings are allowed, including genderbent ones. All I ask is that A and B don't break up because of this and come to an agreement instead that it ultimately doesn't matter if A is with someone else in worlds that aren't their own.
This makes B feel insecure about whether they're truly supposed to be together in their world and if B unintentionally prevented A from hooking up with their true true love, and possibly A to doubt their relationship too.
Any pairings are allowed, including genderbent ones. All I ask is that A and B don't break up because of this and come to an agreement instead that it ultimately doesn't matter if A is with someone else in worlds that aren't their own.
I may fill this out, I just want to know what pairings you'd really like to see for this (just wanting to make sure).
Following the German invasion of Poland, a lot of polish soldiers fled to the UK and fought with the British forces. I'd like to see England and Poland having some sort of relationship there for a while. It wouldn't be especially fluffy, considering the setting, but you don't need to get to the Yalta conference and and the Western Betrayal if you don't want to!
It doesn't have to be romantic either, friendship is perfectly cool too!
bonus: they both do some fighting, of course, and Poland either is a pilot (many of the pilots in the Battle of Britain where Poles), or is still active in the Armia Krajowa (the resitance movement)
It doesn't have to be romantic either, friendship is perfectly cool too!
bonus: they both do some fighting, of course, and Poland either is a pilot (many of the pilots in the Battle of Britain where Poles), or is still active in the Armia Krajowa (the resitance movement)
First time anon!author here. I've started on a fill for this! Just wanted the OP to know :) It might be a total fail, but I figured I'd try.
P.S. what does OP stand for? All I could think of was "original person" :D
P.S. what does OP stand for? All I could think of was "original person" :D
France and Russia recently begin getting closer together as friends.
Now, France usually goes on and on about how everything in France is better than everyone else's. However, when he's with lovers, he begins comparing them and their stuff to Russia and his stuff. Of course, he's doing this because he's fallen for Russia but doesn't realize it. Russia doesn't realize it either but the feeling is mutual.
Bonus. Something goes wrong on a date with one of his lovers and France goes, "This wouldn't happen if I was with Russia!"
Bonus. Gakuen Hetalia or Human AU
Bonus. Even though France likes Russia, he's still kinda creeped out by him.
Now, France usually goes on and on about how everything in France is better than everyone else's. However, when he's with lovers, he begins comparing them and their stuff to Russia and his stuff. Of course, he's doing this because he's fallen for Russia but doesn't realize it. Russia doesn't realize it either but the feeling is mutual.
Bonus. Something goes wrong on a date with one of his lovers and France goes, "This wouldn't happen if I was with Russia!"
Bonus. Gakuen Hetalia or Human AU
Bonus. Even though France likes Russia, he's still kinda creeped out by him.
Inspired by http://www.zerochan.net/946499
I want India and England to get married (romantic or political, I don't care), but America loves England and thinks England loves India. More angst than sex (but it's not discouraged!)
Bonus: Take the historical route and India leaves England anyways.
I want India and England to get married (romantic or political, I don't care), but America loves England and thinks England loves India. More angst than sex (but it's not discouraged!)
Bonus: Take the historical route and India leaves England anyways.
I'm aching to fill this...but I'll be a disappointment, so please, someone fill!
Any female being brought to orgasm by her partner stimulating her breasts alone. Nyotalia is acceptable but canon ladies are preferred. No loli, please. AU is fine.
Bonus: Femslash.
Bonus: Femslash.
Nation A and America are having sex when Nation A suddenly spanks America during it.
America has a spanking kink that no one knows of and completely looses it after just a few hits becoming a complete horny mess and begs for more.
Nation A is very willing to comply.
Please no Can/US or China/US
Bonus: Nation A uses dirty talk when America is begging.
America has a spanking kink that no one knows of and completely looses it after just a few hits becoming a complete horny mess and begs for more.
Nation A is very willing to comply.
Please no Can/US or China/US
Bonus: Nation A uses dirty talk when America is begging.
Oh my god, so seconded.
They're fighting as usual and it turns into something a little more playful.
Bonus points if England starts it (and wins!)
Super bonus points: Fun of the sexual variety ;)
Bonus points if England starts it (and wins!)
Super bonus points: Fun of the sexual variety ;)
WANT!!! If someone filled this it would definitely be an awesome birthday present for my friend!
So, earlier this week somebody in England decided to put Scotland up for auction on eBay, gaining offers of over £150,000 before it was pulled off. Seriously, here's a cached copy of it: http://tinyurl.com/7af2stp
I'd like to see a Hetalia version where, as a prank against his brother (because his First Minister is really starting to get on his tits), England offers to sell Scotland to the highest bidder only unable to stop it due to how over-competitive certain nations get.
Bonus: An unexpected nation wins.
I'd like to see a Hetalia version where, as a prank against his brother (because his First Minister is really starting to get on his tits), England offers to sell Scotland to the highest bidder only unable to stop it due to how over-competitive certain nations get.
Bonus: An unexpected nation wins.
Scot!Anon was not aware of this and now cannot stop laughing. I'm surprised we even got that much.
because his First Minister is really starting to get on his tits
England's not the only one. :/ Damn you Salmond and your odd-looking face.
Anyway, if it's not already clear, I'm seconding this like crazy <3
because his First Minister is really starting to get on his tits
England's not the only one. :/ Damn you Salmond and your odd-looking face.
Anyway, if it's not already clear, I'm seconding this like crazy <3
In most fics it's usually Romano the one who gets drunk, but what would happen if it were Spain? So far Himaruya has said you wouldn't like to be near him when he drinks too much. So just for one night he really abuses his alcohol and Romano has to take good care of him.
Preferably they aren't in a relationship (yet).
Preferably they aren't in a relationship (yet).
I'd like to give this a shot. I do hope I can do it justice.
England has a room in his house where he keeps all his old swords and he still practices with them. America finds the room while England's practicing and can't help but think it's strangely hot.
A family actually escaped East Germany using a hot air balloon to get over the Berlin Wall, I want to see Prussia doing the same thing.
Can I have something about the day Spain realizes Romano isn't a kid anymore and is in fact a very attractive young man? Preferably with the rest of the Bad Touch Trio laughing at him quietly.
Poland tries to get Lithuania to roleplay something while in the bedroom, and Lithuania just can't get into character.
Bonus points if Poland's idea is ridiculous and he's already got backstories for the characters they're playing as.
Cookies if it ends in really awkward sex, but it's definitely not needed. I just want to see Lithuania struggle with it because I'm a little bit of a jerk.
Bonus points if Poland's idea is ridiculous and he's already got backstories for the characters they're playing as.
Cookies if it ends in really awkward sex, but it's definitely not needed. I just want to see Lithuania struggle with it because I'm a little bit of a jerk.
One character is pregnant and has a terrible craving for the favorite dish of there lover. Said lover isn't in the mood to make it or buy it, but you really can't say no to someone who is pregnant and can kick your ass. I'd like to see the poor father-to-be have to suffer in either trying to cook the dish or having to go out and buy it (especially if it's at an ungodly hour).
Bonus: The pregnant one doesn't want the dish anymore once it's brought to him
Bonus: I'd love to see any pairing using England, America, Russia, Germany, Italy, and Prussia as the two characters (except RusPru) but I'm up for most other pairings (minus PruCan, RoChu or Ame/EngJap)
Bonus: The pregnant one doesn't want the dish anymore once it's brought to him
Bonus: I'd love to see any pairing using England, America, Russia, Germany, Italy, and Prussia as the two characters (except RusPru) but I'm up for most other pairings (minus PruCan, RoChu or Ame/EngJap)
How do you feel about USUK with America as the pregnant one?
So we've had our fair share of harem fics on the meme.
What I'd like to see is a fic about a female character as she comes into the harem. How does she feel about her new Lord/master? About sleeping with him? About entering this world with a competitive hierachy of women and their children. Is she a captured slave or a gift from her family to the king?
From there how does she cope and seek to establish herself in this world, does she prefer to stay unnoticed at the bottom of the ladder, strike for the top or seek to escape her fate?
Any canon female or Nyotalia nations are welcomed for the main character of this prompt <3 Anon's personal favourites being England, Hungary, Belarus or Prussia.
Similarly I am very open to pairings~
Bonus:
- get some femslash in there >D
What I'd like to see is a fic about a female character as she comes into the harem. How does she feel about her new Lord/master? About sleeping with him? About entering this world with a competitive hierachy of women and their children. Is she a captured slave or a gift from her family to the king?
From there how does she cope and seek to establish herself in this world, does she prefer to stay unnoticed at the bottom of the ladder, strike for the top or seek to escape her fate?
Any canon female or Nyotalia nations are welcomed for the main character of this prompt <3 Anon's personal favourites being England, Hungary, Belarus or Prussia.
Similarly I am very open to pairings~
Bonus:
- get some femslash in there >D
Re: ???/female nation+ensemble - introduction to a harem
(Anonymous) 2012-01-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)For some reason the Roman empire came to mind when you said you liked England, I can imagine this in the Roman era or something.
Defiantly seconding, would love to see this!
Defiantly seconding, would love to see this!
Re: ???/female nation+ensemble - introduction to a harem
(Anonymous) - 2012-01-31 03:53 (UTC) - ExpandFirst off let me be clear that I am not looking for a fic where anybody eats anybody else. Vore is not my thing.
That being said I would love to see a fic based on the song Cannibal by Ke$ha with Prussia and England. I want animalistic, dirty smut with biting, scratching, and insults being thrown all over the place.
All kinks but scat and vore are welcome. Time period can be any that the author chooses. Dub con is fine but non con is not.
Bonus: Include something based the line “Use your finger to stir my tea and for dessert I’ll suck your teeth”
That being said I would love to see a fic based on the song Cannibal by Ke$ha with Prussia and England. I want animalistic, dirty smut with biting, scratching, and insults being thrown all over the place.
All kinks but scat and vore are welcome. Time period can be any that the author chooses. Dub con is fine but non con is not.
Bonus: Include something based the line “Use your finger to stir my tea and for dessert I’ll suck your teeth”
adyhusajd oh God I'd LOVE to see this filled >_
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