I've noticed that Sweden being well endowed seems to be a pretty common headcannon. It makes a lot of sense, judging by the size of the rest of Sweden's body. What I'm getting at is that I want to see a fic where Sweden puts a lot of time and effort into preparing Finland for sex so he doesn't hurt him. But it's worth it in the end because te sex is so good.

Bonuses:
1. Finland is a TOTAL size queen. He LOVES how big Sweden is.
2. Cute, fluffy, foreplay, with hotness thrown in for a good measure.
3. Non-Moeblob Finland.