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England is in a relationship with someone (it can be anyone, it doesn't matter). That nation, however, does something that ends up hurting England badly. He tries to keep it to himself like he usually does, but France can tell. After all, he has known England nearly their whole lives.
France decides he doesn't much like this turn of events and decides to go have a little talk with England's partner.
Whether England and his partner reconcile in the end is up to you. I would prefer no romantic FrUk in this setting though, just friendship/protectiveness
France decides he doesn't much like this turn of events and decides to go have a little talk with England's partner.
Whether England and his partner reconcile in the end is up to you. I would prefer no romantic FrUk in this setting though, just friendship/protectiveness
Human AUs and genderbends are more than accepted.
Spain and Romano marry because of politics or money issues, but they are still not in love. Their relationship starts pretty badly, but litle by little they fall in love.
Spain and Romano marry because of politics or money issues, but they are still not in love. Their relationship starts pretty badly, but litle by little they fall in love.
I love a good virgin America fill, but for once I would like to see one where he isn't. Everyone talks about England's experience, but why not America's? He is a melting pot with links to loads of countries and people, and a Wild West past...
So, I would like a fill where England thinks America has never slept with anyone but it turns out that yes, America has.
Bonus 1: no one in the G8 knew.
Bonus 2: Any of the following Nations as America's lovers: Ireland, Israel, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Switzerland, South Italy, Spain, Australia
Bonus 3: human lovers - anyone, American or not, who is famous and liked in the US. Not just Hollywood either.
So, I would like a fill where England thinks America has never slept with anyone but it turns out that yes, America has.
Bonus 1: no one in the G8 knew.
Bonus 2: Any of the following Nations as America's lovers: Ireland, Israel, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Switzerland, South Italy, Spain, Australia
Bonus 3: human lovers - anyone, American or not, who is famous and liked in the US. Not just Hollywood either.
My secret headcanon is that American and Mexico got it on as teenagers/colonies/half-way between so yes. Seconded/potential filler~
When sung in a nation's native tongue, "Marukaite Chikyuu" is a powerful magical spell. Why else were Hungary and Austria so fascinated when Italy sang it? As well as the nations' individual versions, there's an ultimate whole-world version which is the most powerful. Up to you what exactly it does, but it gets more powerful as more singers join in, reaching epic levels as more and more of the cast join.
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/21753.html?thread=91756537#t91756537
Not author!anon.
Not author!anon.
A character gets raped by another/s and the former pretty much shrugs it off as an uncomfortable incident and is more upset about any lost money or ruined clothes or having to do a check-up. Any reasons for this reaction is up to anon.
Bonus if the survivor is Greece or China.
Bonus if the survivor is Greece or China.
Ooh, seconding! (Sounds kind of like the opposite of a fic of mine, in which the nations thought rape was unimportant until it happened to one of them ...)
In the Assassin's Creed universe, two factions are behind everything that's ever happened: the Templars and the Assassins, one who prefers perfect order,the other who advocates complete freedom.
The Nations, most of whom have people in both groups, are caught in the middle and they know it. Depending on who's in charge, they can find themselves unwillingly attached to either side, both of which, they suspect, find their grand causes or philosophies more important than the actual practical well-being of the people.
How do they cope?
Bonus: reference to the AC verse explanation for WW2: that it was planned by four Templars: Hitler, Stalin, Roosevelt, and Churchill.
The Nations, most of whom have people in both groups, are caught in the middle and they know it. Depending on who's in charge, they can find themselves unwillingly attached to either side, both of which, they suspect, find their grand causes or philosophies more important than the actual practical well-being of the people.
How do they cope?
Bonus: reference to the AC verse explanation for WW2: that it was planned by four Templars: Hitler, Stalin, Roosevelt, and Churchill.
A normal human meets an attractive, if odd and somewhat shouty, couple in a bar and ends up in a one night stand with the two of them. The couple's actions and conversations with each other let the reader know who the couple is, but the human character, while observing their interactions, never figures out exactly who or what he or she slept with.
Long story short, Either Jamaica or the Netherlands bring super special brownies over the world meeting and America decides they have to share to everyone without telling them, to their horror when they come back, everyone is high as a kite.
Bonus if Germany freaks the fuck out becasue he's SEEING SOME SERIOUS SHIT MAN.
Bonus if Germany freaks the fuck out becasue he's SEEING SOME SERIOUS SHIT MAN.
America's bluegrass music is very heavily inspired by music brought over by Irish and Scottish immigrants. I'd love to see the three of them playing music together.
Bonus- They still get together to play, even in modern times.
Bonus- They still get together to play, even in modern times.
Because anon cannot get over how incredibly moe child!Russia is, this anon would like to see a human AU fic with a young gay couple, Arthur and Francis, adopting/fostering a Russian boy named Ivan. Unfortunately, Ivan has had a troubled childhood and has behavioural issues. This is particularly trying on Arthur, who had reservations about adopting but eventually agreed because Francis wanted kids badly. Cue: family drama!
I'd like to request no shota on this one: I'd like the relationship to remain strictly parent-and-child.
Bonus #1: Setting can be in any place that allows gay couples to foster/adopt, but I have a soft spot for London.
Bonus #2: Matt & Alfred! Not fussed about how they're worked in or their relationship w/ the main characters, but I'd love to see some interaction.
I'd like to request no shota on this one: I'd like the relationship to remain strictly parent-and-child.
Bonus #1: Setting can be in any place that allows gay couples to foster/adopt, but I have a soft spot for London.
Bonus #2: Matt & Alfred! Not fussed about how they're worked in or their relationship w/ the main characters, but I'd love to see some interaction.
Spain and Romano are two men who find themselves sharing a flat after having divorced from their wives. Obviously, since this is an spamano AU, the turning point is both of them are gay, although they don't know the each other is at the beginning. Spain has accepted it, but Romano is still in denial. Their relationship is full of obstacles, especially in the beginning, since they pretty much have opposite personalities, but they still manage to become good friends with time and then falling in love.
Bonus: they bond through their shared interests (gardening, for example).
Bonus: they bond through their shared interests (gardening, for example).
Sweet cuddly cheerful Korea, on the battlefield, slaughtering all in his path and fucking loving every second of it. Not civilians, please, as near to a fair fight as you can get with a nation fighting humans. He doesn't have America's superstrength but he's still stronger than a human and his wounds heal up too rapidly to take him down, so not very fair at all, but still sticking with people who signed up for it, if you get my meaning. And not his "evil" self as such; just short on empathy. Preferably set some time before widespread use of guns. Traditional Korean weaponry is fun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Traditional_Korean_weapons No resentment between him and his nation-tan opponent, whichever one wins - it's just part of the job. Cute boys giggling adorably while soaked in blood makes me squee.
An immortal Faerie Queen is looking for a husband who won't, well, die on her. After all, that would be a bit of an inconvenience. During this hunt she finds the nations and falls for France. Soon she makes her decision and spirits him away. After a while, the other nations somehow find out about this and manage to get to the Faerie Realm to save him.
While there, they meet a person ho, as it later turns out, is France's son/daughter. Turns out time flows differently in that world and, for him, he's been there for many years (he's still a nation so he hasn't aged). Also, the queen's put a spell on him so he doesn't remember anything about them (not out of malice, but rather so he won't be homesick). They don't even look vaguely familiar to him or something like that.
I would prefer if no pairings were used, simply because I'm not very fond of shipping stories.
Bonus 1: Monaco, Seychelles or Italy being part of the group that goes to save him rather than (or together with) Canada.
Bonus 2: America trying and failing to break the spell with the power of friendship.
While there, they meet a person ho, as it later turns out, is France's son/daughter. Turns out time flows differently in that world and, for him, he's been there for many years (he's still a nation so he hasn't aged). Also, the queen's put a spell on him so he doesn't remember anything about them (not out of malice, but rather so he won't be homesick). They don't even look vaguely familiar to him or something like that.
I would prefer if no pairings were used, simply because I'm not very fond of shipping stories.
Bonus 1: Monaco, Seychelles or Italy being part of the group that goes to save him rather than (or together with) Canada.
Bonus 2: America trying and failing to break the spell with the power of friendship.
Just like the title says any nation is pregnant (mpreg, gender-bending, female nation gets female nation pregnant, heterosexual couple I really don't care it's all fine with me) and now they are having food cravings. Can be weird food combinations, or just something they really like to eat and eat a lot of now. Any pairings are fine but please no FACE family.
Bonus: If you use Romano he/she craves potatoes
Bonus: If you use Romano he/she craves potatoes
oh my god, anon. i totally want to do this with fem!romano and prussia.
Someone asks Russia who Baba Yaga is and if the myth is real. Russia tells them about his childhood adventure of going to find her to prove to either someone else or himself that she is real.
Bonus: He does find her and he does something bad that makes her mad
Bonus: She is still angry with him
Bonus: He does find her and he does something bad that makes her mad
Bonus: She is still angry with him
Many/Canada - Canada is secretly dating/sleeping with lots of nations
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)Canada is dating a lot of nations but they all think they're the only one. When they find out there's a bunch of anger so they decide to teach Canada a lesson... through a gangbang!
I'd prefer a mix of Canada topping and bottoming.
Bonus for pre-revelation sex scenes and date scenes.
I'd also prefer if canada enjoys the "punnishment". ;)
I'd prefer a mix of Canada topping and bottoming.
Bonus for pre-revelation sex scenes and date scenes.
I'd also prefer if canada enjoys the "punnishment". ;)
I think I made that unclear. (That's what I get for writing this on my way to work)
Bonus: Mix of Canada topping and bottoming in his relationships before he's caught. Do what you want with him after.
Bonus: Pre-revelation sex/date scenes.
NOT A BONUS: Canada enjoying his punnishment. He can be conflicted about enjoying it tho. He should feel guilty after all.
Bonus I forgot to mention: Finding out they were all sleeping with Canada gets other couples together.
Bonuses are just that, BONUSES. Not necessary.
Bonus: Mix of Canada topping and bottoming in his relationships before he's caught. Do what you want with him after.
Bonus: Pre-revelation sex/date scenes.
NOT A BONUS: Canada enjoying his punnishment. He can be conflicted about enjoying it tho. He should feel guilty after all.
Bonus I forgot to mention: Finding out they were all sleeping with Canada gets other couples together.
Bonuses are just that, BONUSES. Not necessary.
Franadian
What comes when a French person, and a Canadian person breed, creating the perfect human being, spiritually, physically, and mentally, known as the Franadian. It is unknown why, but some of an accent they can call upon on will that resembles a German and Russian accent. Their roaming grounds is a mythological land known as Franada.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Franadian
France and Canada have children together. Said children are the most smoking things the world has ever seen.
Human AU or country, no preference. Genderswitch or Mpreg is fine.
Bonuses:
1) protective!papa (or mama) France
2) America gets to be the cool uncle
What comes when a French person, and a Canadian person breed, creating the perfect human being, spiritually, physically, and mentally, known as the Franadian. It is unknown why, but some of an accent they can call upon on will that resembles a German and Russian accent. Their roaming grounds is a mythological land known as Franada.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Franadian
France and Canada have children together. Said children are the most smoking things the world has ever seen.
Human AU or country, no preference. Genderswitch or Mpreg is fine.
Bonuses:
1) protective!papa (or mama) France
2) America gets to be the cool uncle
(708):
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
"Oh my God," Poland said. "Don't look. Hungary, don't, he'll freaking see us – what's he doing now?"
"Buying flowers," Hungary said, tucking her hair further under her scarf. "Relax, he'll think I'm Iran."
"Yeah, right, if Iran suddenly decided to wear a scarf in Hungarian colours," Poland said, peering round from behind the magazine rack to look across the square towards the florists. "Roses," he squeaked in outrage. "He's buying her red roses!"
"It's a nice thing to buy for a date," Hungary said, and giggled unrepentantly at Poland's expression. "Don't be so childish, Po. He's allowed have a girlfriend."
"Since when?" Poland muttered, watching Lithuania walk off with the flowers. "Target's moving, time to relocate the surveillance team."
"Have you been watching spy movies again?" Hungary said, and let him grab her hand and tug her along in his wake. "I'm not sure this is a particularly good hobby for you, Po."
"How would you like it if Austria started buying flowers for someone else?" Poland said. "Like, I dunno, Liechtenstein or Romania or someone?" He dragged Hungary down to crouch behind a rubbish bin. "Maybe it's just a friendly meeting," he said hopefully. "I totally wouldn't think of Starbucks and romance going together, would you?"
"Ehh, exotic American coffee," Hungary said. "Maybe he thinks a frappuccino is his way to get lucky." She giggled again at the poisonous look Poland sent her way. "Look! Here she comes."
Poland ground his teeth audibly. "Don't let me go over there and get in a cat fight," he said. "Promise?"
"Promise."
They watched Belarus stalk up to the Starbucks entrance, pluck the flowers from Lithuania's hands, toss them into the gutter and walk away, leaving him standing there, open-mouthed and shocked.
"I've . . . seen more successful dates," Hungary said after a moment.
"She didn't break any bones, he'll probably think that's, like, a declaration of eternal love," Poland sighed. "He looks totally sad. I should go give him a hug -"
Hungary pulled him back down behind the rubbish bin. "You're a useless spy!" she hissed. "At least wait long enough so it looks vaguely coincidental when you show up!" She peered out again. "He's leaving -"
Poland's phone rang. He jumped, and pulled it from his pocket, waving it meaningfully at Hungary before answering. "Hey, Liet! What's up? I'm – just getting some milk and bread right now, but I can be home in ten minutes if you want to come over? Sure! See you!" He put the phone away and sprang up. "I need to buy milk and bread, like, now and get home!"
Hungary pointed to the shop on the corner and followed him as he rushed in and grabbed up a random packet of bread rolls and a litre of milk.
"Try not to seduce him while he's feeling down," she said.
"Please. Purely platonic friendship stuff going on here."
"Right," she said. "That really helps to explain these spying missions. Why not just let him make a fool of himself without the audience, Po?"
Poland grinned cheerfully. "You know me, I still, like, love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality." He kissed her cheek. "See you for another mission next week?"
"Yeah, OK," she said.
"Wear a scarf in someone else's colours!"
Hungary laughed and watched him sprint away, trying to make it back to his house before Lithuania.
"Buying flowers," Hungary said, tucking her hair further under her scarf. "Relax, he'll think I'm Iran."
"Yeah, right, if Iran suddenly decided to wear a scarf in Hungarian colours," Poland said, peering round from behind the magazine rack to look across the square towards the florists. "Roses," he squeaked in outrage. "He's buying her red roses!"
"It's a nice thing to buy for a date," Hungary said, and giggled unrepentantly at Poland's expression. "Don't be so childish, Po. He's allowed have a girlfriend."
"Since when?" Poland muttered, watching Lithuania walk off with the flowers. "Target's moving, time to relocate the surveillance team."
"Have you been watching spy movies again?" Hungary said, and let him grab her hand and tug her along in his wake. "I'm not sure this is a particularly good hobby for you, Po."
"How would you like it if Austria started buying flowers for someone else?" Poland said. "Like, I dunno, Liechtenstein or Romania or someone?" He dragged Hungary down to crouch behind a rubbish bin. "Maybe it's just a friendly meeting," he said hopefully. "I totally wouldn't think of Starbucks and romance going together, would you?"
"Ehh, exotic American coffee," Hungary said. "Maybe he thinks a frappuccino is his way to get lucky." She giggled again at the poisonous look Poland sent her way. "Look! Here she comes."
Poland ground his teeth audibly. "Don't let me go over there and get in a cat fight," he said. "Promise?"
"Promise."
They watched Belarus stalk up to the Starbucks entrance, pluck the flowers from Lithuania's hands, toss them into the gutter and walk away, leaving him standing there, open-mouthed and shocked.
"I've . . . seen more successful dates," Hungary said after a moment.
"She didn't break any bones, he'll probably think that's, like, a declaration of eternal love," Poland sighed. "He looks totally sad. I should go give him a hug -"
Hungary pulled him back down behind the rubbish bin. "You're a useless spy!" she hissed. "At least wait long enough so it looks vaguely coincidental when you show up!" She peered out again. "He's leaving -"
Poland's phone rang. He jumped, and pulled it from his pocket, waving it meaningfully at Hungary before answering. "Hey, Liet! What's up? I'm – just getting some milk and bread right now, but I can be home in ten minutes if you want to come over? Sure! See you!" He put the phone away and sprang up. "I need to buy milk and bread, like, now and get home!"
Hungary pointed to the shop on the corner and followed him as he rushed in and grabbed up a random packet of bread rolls and a litre of milk.
"Try not to seduce him while he's feeling down," she said.
"Please. Purely platonic friendship stuff going on here."
"Right," she said. "That really helps to explain these spying missions. Why not just let him make a fool of himself without the audience, Po?"
Poland grinned cheerfully. "You know me, I still, like, love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality." He kissed her cheek. "See you for another mission next week?"
"Yeah, OK," she said.
"Wear a scarf in someone else's colours!"
Hungary laughed and watched him sprint away, trying to make it back to his house before Lithuania.
Netherlands/Sealand noncon Netherlands makes Sealand his sextoy
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)I'd like a noncon fanfic fill or artfill where Netherlands kidnaps Sealand during a war or world meeting or whatever and makes him his sextoy. Shota, forced oral bukkake, humiliation no genderbend.
Bonus# 1 Netherlands makes Sealand suck him off in front of England.
Bonus# 2 Netherlands makes Sealand dress in loli outfits
Bonus# 1 Netherlands makes Sealand suck him off in front of England.
Bonus# 2 Netherlands makes Sealand dress in loli outfits
Artist!Anon here, replying all in one to conserve comment space
(Anonymous) - 2012-04-29 14:12 (UTC) - ExpandThe United States' relationship with Australia is a very close one, with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stating that "America doesn't have a better friend in the world than Australia".
-wikipedia.
America and Austrailia bromance please. Whether pure friendship or tinged with UST, whatever.
-wikipedia.
America and Austrailia bromance please. Whether pure friendship or tinged with UST, whatever.
Seconding! The meme needs more Australia and America interaction!
The above 10 countries have the highest levels of coffee consumption per capita in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_coffee_consumption_per_capita
Which probably amounts to the fact that you do NOT want to get between Finland and the coffee during world meetings if you value your continued existence. Or that Canada will get into a fistfight with anyone to defend the honour of his beloved Tim Horton's double-double. Or that Belgium and Switzerland's chocolate rivalry is set aside only when they're sharing their love of coffee.
Go wild with this anons -- give me some coffee-loving nations!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_coffee_consumption_per_capita
Which probably amounts to the fact that you do NOT want to get between Finland and the coffee during world meetings if you value your continued existence. Or that Canada will get into a fistfight with anyone to defend the honour of his beloved Tim Horton's double-double. Or that Belgium and Switzerland's chocolate rivalry is set aside only when they're sharing their love of coffee.
Go wild with this anons -- give me some coffee-loving nations!
When America has time away from government work, he participates in rodeos.
I wanna see him riding the bulls!
I'm not really looking for pairings, but if you wanna go that route, I'm a big fan of CanAme or rarepairs.
Bonus 1- None of the other nations knew about his hobby and so are surprised if/when they find out.
Bonus 2- Lots of emphasis on how powerful he's got to be to stay on the bull's back.
I wanna see him riding the bulls!
I'm not really looking for pairings, but if you wanna go that route, I'm a big fan of CanAme or rarepairs.
Bonus 1- None of the other nations knew about his hobby and so are surprised if/when they find out.
Bonus 2- Lots of emphasis on how powerful he's got to be to stay on the bull's back.
I just want to see a USUK story based on this song right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdSvZ5jckWQ
Preferably with Alfred in the POV of the singer (I don't care whose POV the story is though, I just want Alfred as the guy in the song). No genderbends please!
Bonus: Alfred is adorable and naturally flirtatious, with lots of boyish charm.
Bonus 2: I'd prefer a slow build-up. They can agree to go out at their first meeting, but let's not have Alfred proposing two weeks later.
Preferably with Alfred in the POV of the singer (I don't care whose POV the story is though, I just want Alfred as the guy in the song). No genderbends please!
Bonus: Alfred is adorable and naturally flirtatious, with lots of boyish charm.
Bonus 2: I'd prefer a slow build-up. They can agree to go out at their first meeting, but let's not have Alfred proposing two weeks later.
ffff... i'm struggling with the burning desire to make that into a custom-drawn AMV despite the innumerable headaches that would cause, the fact that i'd have to draw it on pchat, and the uncertainty that i even have a video editor. it would be so much trouble, but...
shit. i'm doing storyboards already.
WHY AM I DOING THIS IT'LL TAKE YEARS OTL
shit. i'm doing storyboards already.
WHY AM I DOING THIS IT'LL TAKE YEARS OTL
Germany, Liechtenstein, Micronations - Germany at the "kid's table"
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)If we go by the idea that Germany is relatively young for a European nation, even Liechtenstein is older than he is. So for some reason, he gets put at the "kid's table" during a dinner, where the BTT and various other European nations (even Italy!) are at one table and he's at a separate table with Liechtenstein and the micronations (Sealand, Kugel Mugel, etc.).
At first, Germany finds it embarrassing beyond belief, but he actually has a half-decent time by the end of it.
BONUS: Prussia set the whole thing up.
At first, Germany finds it embarrassing beyond belief, but he actually has a half-decent time by the end of it.
BONUS: Prussia set the whole thing up.
Re: Germany, Liechtenstein, Micronations - Germany at the "kid's table"
(Anonymous) 2012-04-29 12:14 am (UTC)(link)I can just picture Germany sitting at a little table with his knees up to his shoulders. So seconded.
I have no idea why this haven't been requested, so yes I'll do it. Sweden and fem!Prussia to the plot of the Millennium series.
Bonus: Fem!Norway as Sweden's lover and editor in chief.
Bonus: Fem!Norway as Sweden's lover and editor in chief.
This ANON SECONDS!!
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