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hetalia_kink) wrote2012-08-10 06:08 pm
hetalia_kink) wrote2012-08-10 06:08 pm
Okay for some reason my favorite scene/song in the movie Frozen is Fixer upper. And I so badly need to see a fusion/one-shot story of that scene from the movie but hetalia based. Having Arthur being bringing Alfred to meet his trolls brothers. I just think that scene works so well with everything!
Hungary is a transmale; how do they find out, and do they come out of their own volition or are they outed by someone else? How does everyone else react? Have the fic begin with Hunagary thinking that they're a cis female, and then figure out that they're trans*. Requester would prefer if everyone were nations, but human AU is acceptable.
Bonus:
1. China is a closeted transfemale, and comes out soon after/right before Hungary does (both of them influence the other into coming out) and/or finds out about Hungary being trans* and they figure out the whole thing together.
2. AusHun, in which Austria will ultimately accept Hungary for who they are (whether his initial reaction is positive or negative is up to filler).
(Requester is very very very sorry if this is offensive or if they used the wrong pronouns or anything like that.)
Bonus:
1. China is a closeted transfemale, and comes out soon after/right before Hungary does (both of them influence the other into coming out) and/or finds out about Hungary being trans* and they figure out the whole thing together.
2. AusHun, in which Austria will ultimately accept Hungary for who they are (whether his initial reaction is positive or negative is up to filler).
(Requester is very very very sorry if this is offensive or if they used the wrong pronouns or anything like that.)
This sounds amazing, especially with the bonuses. Totally seconded!
Austria/Hungary: Austria playing up sexual tension with men to seduce Hungary
(Anonymous) 2014-06-21 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)Sooooo Hungary is a yaoi fangirl and not only does Austria know, he uses it to his advantage when he wants to seduce his wife. He'll spend world meetings intentionally playing up the sexual tension between himself and various other male nations to turn her on and seduce her. Hungary is quite aware of this and enjoys the show. It's a compromise on Hungary's kink that works for them as Austria is willing to flirt with other men and play up the sexual tension, but is unwilling to have sex with anyone but Hungary.
A few nations think Austria is trying to make Hungary jealous and try to confront Austria about it, only for Hungary to interrupt, gleefully toss a very willing Austria over her shoulder, and go off to have her wicked way with him. I'd like this to focus on how much Austria enjoys how Hungary looks at him when he's orchestrating these moments and how much Hungary enjoys the thought of Austria with other men while desiring him desperately at the same time.
A few nations think Austria is trying to make Hungary jealous and try to confront Austria about it, only for Hungary to interrupt, gleefully toss a very willing Austria over her shoulder, and go off to have her wicked way with him. I'd like this to focus on how much Austria enjoys how Hungary looks at him when he's orchestrating these moments and how much Hungary enjoys the thought of Austria with other men while desiring him desperately at the same time.
This is quite honestly the best prompt on here I've ever seen. Please, please, please fill this someone!
Re: Austria/Hungary: Austria playing up sexual tension with men to seduce Hungary
(Anonymous) - 2014-06-23 06:35 (UTC) - ExpandEngland and Scotland- Mild reaction to Scottish Independence
(Anonymous) 2014-06-21 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)While I'm sure that there's English people out there who are dead against Scottish Independence, there are a lot of them who, even if they don't want Scotland to leave, get that it's not their choice to make. Well, what if England took that view instead of the British government's, since England ≠ UK? I'd like a fic where Scotland confronts England about Scottish Independence, and rather than an argument and tears like Scotland was expecting, England is all kind of, "meh, whatever makes you happy."
Whether this happens just between the two of them, with the other UK brothers or with foreign countries around is up to anon! Only thing I ask for is that there is some degree of civility between the two. I mean, of course there's bad blood, but they've also achieved plenty of things together.*cough*BritishEnpire*cough*
Bonus 1: England is... unnaturally nice about the whole thing, which leads Scotland to think that England doesn't want him to leave, but doesn't want to destroy what relationship they do have like he has done before. England may or may not admit to this :)
Bonus 2: There is still a division in Scotland whether they should become independent or not, so a little Scottie insecurity is welcome!
Bonus 3: Another country tries to encourage Scotland to become independent/insults England, and Scotland reacts negatively to them getting in his business. Bonus points if it's America or France, though I would discourage including Ireland unless you know exactly what you're talking about.
Whether this happens just between the two of them, with the other UK brothers or with foreign countries around is up to anon! Only thing I ask for is that there is some degree of civility between the two. I mean, of course there's bad blood, but they've also achieved plenty of things together.
Bonus 1: England is... unnaturally nice about the whole thing, which leads Scotland to think that England doesn't want him to leave, but doesn't want to destroy what relationship they do have like he has done before. England may or may not admit to this :)
Bonus 2: There is still a division in Scotland whether they should become independent or not, so a little Scottie insecurity is welcome!
Bonus 3: Another country tries to encourage Scotland to become independent/insults England, and Scotland reacts negatively to them getting in his business. Bonus points if it's America or France, though I would discourage including Ireland unless you know exactly what you're talking about.
Re: England and Scotland- Mild reaction to Scottish Independence
(Anonymous) 2014-06-22 12:41 am (UTC)(link)Ireland's more likely to make remarks about "gilded cages" and "that fucker'll never leave, a roof over his head and an economy under his arse".
Re: England and Scotland- Mild reaction to Scottish Independence
(Anonymous) - 2014-06-24 03:28 (UTC) - ExpandYou probably know that Iceland (the actual country) has some really beautiful landscapes and that there is a stereotype about Icelandic People being especially beautiful. I'd like a (somewhat cracky) story where almost all the other countries react that way towards him. Meaning: Plenty of nations fawning at him, trying to court him, etc., all to his confusion. Canonverse would be nice, some kind of AU would also be nice, whatever you want.
Please don't take this seriously. It's really just supposed to be silly fun. That also means that this affection from the others doesn't end up with stuff like non-con. Some nations thinking Iceland is into them and invading his personal space is okay, though.
Bonus 1: Protective Norway (and maybe rest of nordics) trying to keep the other nations away from him
Bonus 2: A few established pairings where one member gets distracted by Iceland's "magical beauty", to the chagrin of the other
Bonus 3: Some Bishie sparkles (a la Scandinavia and the World)? Maybe he learned the art from Estonia/shot
Please don't take this seriously. It's really just supposed to be silly fun. That also means that this affection from the others doesn't end up with stuff like non-con. Some nations thinking Iceland is into them and invading his personal space is okay, though.
Bonus 1: Protective Norway (and maybe rest of nordics) trying to keep the other nations away from him
Bonus 2: A few established pairings where one member gets distracted by Iceland's "magical beauty", to the chagrin of the other
Bonus 3: Some Bishie sparkles (a la Scandinavia and the World)? Maybe he learned the art from Estonia/shot
AU or canon-verse, doesn't matter!
America and England are together and sex is a regular part of their relationship, but it eventually comes out that while England likes vanilla sex, he is very much into BDSM and very much likes to be submissive.
America agrees to try out being England's dom, with some awkwardness at the beginning.
Stuff like constantly interrupting the scene to make sure England is really okay and really enjoying what's going on, going a bit overboard with aftercare, needing to double check and triple check the agreed upon terms of a scene beforehand, etc. England is very patient about it and doesn't try to pressure America at all, because when he gets into it, America thoroughly takes care of England's needs.
I would like the end result to be that they have a successful and enjoyable (for both of them) scene.
America and England are together and sex is a regular part of their relationship, but it eventually comes out that while England likes vanilla sex, he is very much into BDSM and very much likes to be submissive.
America agrees to try out being England's dom, with some awkwardness at the beginning.
Stuff like constantly interrupting the scene to make sure England is really okay and really enjoying what's going on, going a bit overboard with aftercare, needing to double check and triple check the agreed upon terms of a scene beforehand, etc. England is very patient about it and doesn't try to pressure America at all, because when he gets into it, America thoroughly takes care of England's needs.
I would like the end result to be that they have a successful and enjoyable (for both of them) scene.
I'd love to read some Viking!Denmark, kidnapping other nations/people (making it AU is optional)
True vikingstyle, violence since it ain't a holiday trip.
You can pick any victim you want, for example some of the victims of the vikings were the Baltics, Germany, The Netherlands and Engeland. But don't limit yourself, there are records that the vikings even reached Turkey.
True vikingstyle, violence since it ain't a holiday trip.
You can pick any victim you want, for example some of the victims of the vikings were the Baltics, Germany, The Netherlands and Engeland. But don't limit yourself, there are records that the vikings even reached Turkey.
Allied Nations/Italies -- Punishment following WW2 surrender
(Anonymous) 2014-06-22 12:38 am (UTC)(link)Following Italy's surrender in WW2, the brothers don't expect to be easily let off the hook. This prompt can be written a number of ways, since OP is fine with multiple takes.
- A darker approach could be the Allies abusing the Italies physically or sexually, though OP would prefer no extreme violence. The Allies are angry but they aren't evil, and whatever they do should be justified in their heads.
- A lighthearted approach could be the Italies EXPECTING to be abused, and freaking out. The Allies are puzzled by their nervous behavior, because at worst their punishment was only going to be something menial, like cleaning out the toilets.
- A twisted approach, where one half of Italy is treated better than the other (with or without the knowledge of his brother). This doesn't necessarily mean Veneziano is the better treated half. OP is just as fine with seeing Romano stuck on cleaning duties while Veneziano is treated worse, and it would also be a surprisingly dark twist.
Sorry for the elaborate request, but OP is fine with the A!A going wild with one of these ideas or come up with their own, as long as it involves the Italies under Allied control during WW2.
- A darker approach could be the Allies abusing the Italies physically or sexually, though OP would prefer no extreme violence. The Allies are angry but they aren't evil, and whatever they do should be justified in their heads.
- A lighthearted approach could be the Italies EXPECTING to be abused, and freaking out. The Allies are puzzled by their nervous behavior, because at worst their punishment was only going to be something menial, like cleaning out the toilets.
- A twisted approach, where one half of Italy is treated better than the other (with or without the knowledge of his brother). This doesn't necessarily mean Veneziano is the better treated half. OP is just as fine with seeing Romano stuck on cleaning duties while Veneziano is treated worse, and it would also be a surprisingly dark twist.
Sorry for the elaborate request, but OP is fine with the A!A going wild with one of these ideas or come up with their own, as long as it involves the Italies under Allied control during WW2.
Re: Allied Nations/Italies -- Punishment following WW2 surrender
(Anonymous) 2014-06-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)Thinking about writing this prompt
Re: Allied Nations/Italies -- Punishment following WW2 surrender
(Anonymous) - 2014-06-22 06:01 (UTC) - ExpandStatistics show that 90% of Asians are lactose intolerant. Anon requests a fic where one (or multiple, if A!A wants) Asian nation eats something with dairy and becomes ill. No human AU please, and keep the fic light.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5278024/1/The-Term-is-Lactose-intolerant
Okay, so i want some heart-breaking fanfiction about how Prussia starts to disappear after the Cold War. Everyone seems to forget him or not notice him. Canada is used to that and decides to help him. Sappy ending is a must.
Bonus : the BTT and Germany tries to help him at first and then... they start to forget him too T.T
Bonus : the BTT and Germany tries to help him at first and then... they start to forget him too T.T
For the plot: Francis is an Alpha werewolf whose beta just got killed, and is chased by his enemies. Arthur is an Alpha vampire who is on the brink of insanity due to not having a mate for two long. For whatever reason they meet, and Arthur recognises Francis as his mate. He tries to claim him, but Francis refuses since werewolf and vampire have always been enemies and if an alpha was claimed, he'd turn into an omega. They fight and Arthur comes out as the winner. Whatever happen after depend on the author.
For the kinks: blood kink (i.e. biting and drinking blood during sex), claiming kink (i.e. claiming bite or some kind of permanent mark on the body), marking kink, possessive kink
Bonus: Arthur does love his mate, and tries to comfort Francis after claiming him since he knows it's difficult for Alpha to adjust after turning into an Omega.
For the kinks: blood kink (i.e. biting and drinking blood during sex), claiming kink (i.e. claiming bite or some kind of permanent mark on the body), marking kink, possessive kink
Bonus: Arthur does love his mate, and tries to comfort Francis after claiming him since he knows it's difficult for Alpha to adjust after turning into an Omega.
Sorry, I forgot to say that after fighting, and winning, Arthur claims Francis to consummate their bond. Then, whatever happen next depend on the author.
So France and Arthur are in a relationship and all seems welll, until they bith meet someone else that makes them feel the same way. That someone else is each other.
Initially I thought of this as a superhero!au but anon can go anyway they wish
Initially I thought of this as a superhero!au but anon can go anyway they wish
So I have seen a lot of the rape/orgy as punishment for messing up the economy.
So how about another twist to that, since this anon thinks the rape fills are starting to look too normal.
The other nations decide to punish America for doing something that has a global effect, but the way they do it, is to act like America doesn't exist at all. They completely ignore him until he has learned his lesson, which may or may not happen at all.
Can be crack or something serious, the anon isn't that picky, as long as nothing sexual happens to America.
America doing sexual things to others to be noticed on the other hand...
Bonus 1: Russia is the one to come up with the idea and presenting it to everyone.
Bonus 2: Canada is actually against this punishment (for obvious reasons) but no one listens
Bonus 3: Focus on another group of nations besides only FACE (perhaps some asians or africans?)
So how about another twist to that, since this anon thinks the rape fills are starting to look too normal.
The other nations decide to punish America for doing something that has a global effect, but the way they do it, is to act like America doesn't exist at all. They completely ignore him until he has learned his lesson, which may or may not happen at all.
Can be crack or something serious, the anon isn't that picky, as long as nothing sexual happens to America.
America doing sexual things to others to be noticed on the other hand...
Bonus 1: Russia is the one to come up with the idea and presenting it to everyone.
Bonus 2: Canada is actually against this punishment (for obvious reasons) but no one listens
Bonus 3: Focus on another group of nations besides only FACE (perhaps some asians or africans?)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7287942/1/Manifest-Destiny
Yellowstone erupts and the end of the world is here.
Anon wants to see the despair and hopelessness that would follow.
Focus on groups trying to get together and comfort each other as their doom is approaching.
Bonus 1: America tries to warn everyone as everything goes to hell.
Bonus 2: Russia managing to get a hold of his sisters and tell Belarus he loves her before he dies.
Bonus 3: China being the last one to die.
Bonus 4: Young nations (and micronations) looking to their elder siblings/mentors for guidance being met with defeat and blank stares.
Anon wants to see the despair and hopelessness that would follow.
Focus on groups trying to get together and comfort each other as their doom is approaching.
Bonus 1: America tries to warn everyone as everything goes to hell.
Bonus 2: Russia managing to get a hold of his sisters and tell Belarus he loves her before he dies.
Bonus 3: China being the last one to die.
Bonus 4: Young nations (and micronations) looking to their elder siblings/mentors for guidance being met with defeat and blank stares.
Any/Various - Reacting to Fanfiction that isn't about them
(Anonymous) 2014-06-22 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)It's basically two requests but I felt they were too similar to actually make it two (and I didn't want to spam requests):
1. Nations reading fanfiction that isn't about them in the sense of, it's another fandom all together. Preferably a rather internationally known one.
2. Nations reading a Hetalia Fanfic about different characters than the ones reading, basically an outsider's perspective. Afterwards they meet the nations in question and act all weird and disturbed.
For both options: Make it like an MST (Meaning: excerpts of the horrible fanfiction (written by you, of course) followed by snarky comments. And their various reactions of shock, horror, delight, etc.). It should be a fanfic full of cliches, bad writing, anatomically wrong sex and so on. Spelling not be perfect but not My Immortal level, either.
Bonuses:
1: For both options: Baaad Japanese. Especially when it's completely out of place in the setting. And all the nations immediately turn to Japan who is just like "I don't know what it's supposed to mean, either."
2: Option 1: It's a Harry Potter fanfic, and it's full of American English and other America-Specific things and England can't stop complaining (while no one else notices)
3: Option 2: It's about the nordics. And it features OOC, weird NorIce scenes, very cheesy DenNor, super uke-fied Finland, Sweden's dialogue with virtually no vowels (that the nations always spend an extended period trying to decipher) and all the good stuff.
1. Nations reading fanfiction that isn't about them in the sense of, it's another fandom all together. Preferably a rather internationally known one.
2. Nations reading a Hetalia Fanfic about different characters than the ones reading, basically an outsider's perspective. Afterwards they meet the nations in question and act all weird and disturbed.
For both options: Make it like an MST (Meaning: excerpts of the horrible fanfiction (written by you, of course) followed by snarky comments. And their various reactions of shock, horror, delight, etc.). It should be a fanfic full of cliches, bad writing, anatomically wrong sex and so on. Spelling not be perfect but not My Immortal level, either.
Bonuses:
1: For both options: Baaad Japanese. Especially when it's completely out of place in the setting. And all the nations immediately turn to Japan who is just like "I don't know what it's supposed to mean, either."
2: Option 1: It's a Harry Potter fanfic, and it's full of American English and other America-Specific things and England can't stop complaining (while no one else notices)
3: Option 2: It's about the nordics. And it features OOC, weird NorIce scenes, very cheesy DenNor, super uke-fied Finland, Sweden's dialogue with virtually no vowels (that the nations always spend an extended period trying to decipher) and all the good stuff.
Re: Any/Various - Reacting to Fanfiction that isn't about them
(Anonymous) 2014-06-22 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)Seconded. Seconded so hard.
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Re: Any/Various - Reacting to Fanfiction that isn't about them
hetalia_kink
- 2014-07-11 19:14 (UTC) - ExpandAmerica/England-omegaverse (optional Human AU or Gakuen AU)
(Anonymous) 2014-06-22 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)Some high school omegaverse USUK with Omega!England going into heat during work or class. How America gets to him is up to the A!Anon. Preferably smut.
So, I'm filling this prompt where there's an Alpha female involved, and that's when I realized there isn't enough females in Omegaverse period. I would love to see any type of character (Alpha, Beta, Omega; Male, Female, Agender etc.) fall in love with an Omega female.
Nyotalia is allowed for this fill.
Bonus: It's a rarepair.
Bonus 2: It's a popular pair, but with unexpected nature/gender combinations.
Nyotalia is allowed for this fill.
Bonus: It's a rarepair.
Bonus 2: It's a popular pair, but with unexpected nature/gender combinations.
So! Our favorite Brit (either male or female) is preggers with a colony or something, at least his second child. The significant other (either Alfred or Francis) makes some cliche comment about how it wouldn't be so hard to carry a child, so England decides to truly put their words to the test. S/He either gets one of the products designed to give the expecting father a feel of pregnancy, or goes all out to the point that he casts a spell (that wont harm the baby) to transfer to the other nation, making either Francis or Alfred preg.
Bonus: FrUK/UKFr with the baby being Canada
Bonus: cravings from Francis or Alfred for scones or something of the like.
Bonus: FrUK/UKFr with the baby being Canada
Bonus: cravings from Francis or Alfred for scones or something of the like.
I've just done my first fill so I guess it's okay for me to request, right?
Anyways I've noticed that for whatever reason Italy is always the the one who gets genderbended. So I want to read some fem!Germany/normal!Italy.
It can be can either alternate cannon or any of the magic users messing up, I'd prefer if magic so that we can see Germany trying to hide, Italy finding out anyway (maybe via Hungary, who knows everything) and everyone else's reactions.
Anyways I've noticed that for whatever reason Italy is always the the one who gets genderbended. So I want to read some fem!Germany/normal!Italy.
It can be can either alternate cannon or any of the magic users messing up, I'd prefer if magic so that we can see Germany trying to hide, Italy finding out anyway (maybe via Hungary, who knows everything) and everyone else's reactions.
Characters A and B are in a relationship and decide to spice up their sex life by inviting C to a threesome. It becomes a regular thing for them, but according to their agreement, C is only in for sex and often leaves afterwards so that A and B can cuddle and so on. At first it works out perfectly, but then C starts developing genuine feelings for both A and B.
Any pairings are fine!
Any pairings are fine!
I really want to see Sweden with any female nation (not nyo!nordic).
some ideas:
- he is trying to teach her to dance, but she doesn’t take it seriously, so they end up being silly
- they having to go to a party they didn’t want to attend but end up talking to each other the whole night
- meeting over the internet and lying about both of their personalities to make them look more attractive
- staying at a cabin, where’s there’s only one bed
- making out, battling for dominance and rolling around in bed, each trying to get on top of the other but suddenly, caught in the heat of the moment, falling off the bed
- at a mutual friend’s wedding, not having met eachother yet
- ANYTHING
some ideas:
- he is trying to teach her to dance, but she doesn’t take it seriously, so they end up being silly
- they having to go to a party they didn’t want to attend but end up talking to each other the whole night
- meeting over the internet and lying about both of their personalities to make them look more attractive
- staying at a cabin, where’s there’s only one bed
- making out, battling for dominance and rolling around in bed, each trying to get on top of the other but suddenly, caught in the heat of the moment, falling off the bed
- at a mutual friend’s wedding, not having met eachother yet
- ANYTHING
Canon nations only? Or are nations that aren't in the comic yet also okay?
Set in a world where human-cat hybrids are popular, but expensive. Either Francis shows up on someone's doorstep as a stray or runaway, or he is owned by someone and lives with them, or anything, really. Just show me a Francis with kitty ears, kitty tail, and actual legitimate kitty instincts such as he meows, purrs, afraid of the vaccuum cleaner, climbs ontop of furniture, hunts the laser pointer, etc. Preferably Francis had been born as a half cat, but could also have been turned into one.
America, England - England repressed memories of child!America
(Anonymous) 2014-06-24 03:54 am (UTC)(link)America is recalling a tale of his childhood to England when he says something like "remember that?" England might try to pass of remembering but somehow, America realizes that he doesn't actually remembe said memory...and that he's repressed a lot of other memories of America's childhood because they were too painful to remember
OP would prefer no USUK for this prompt.
OP would prefer no USUK for this prompt.
Spain, Korea, Spanish Speaking Nations- Watching Novelas/Dramas
(Anonymous) 2014-06-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)I've been seeing this around tumblr a bit and it really got me interested.
Preferably Canonverse, but can be AU Spain, South Korea, and other Spanish speaking nations getting together to watch tele novelas. Since there aren't any Latin or South American canon characters besides Cuba and Ecuador in Hetalia there would be OC's.
Bonus 1: Aph Mexico and Aph Philippines
Bonus 2: Spain starts crying, causing all of them to start crying
Bonus 3: A nation walks in and is confused by all the crying Hispanics/Asians
Preferably no ships please!
Preferably Canonverse, but can be AU Spain, South Korea, and other Spanish speaking nations getting together to watch tele novelas. Since there aren't any Latin or South American canon characters besides Cuba and Ecuador in Hetalia there would be OC's.
Bonus 1: Aph Mexico and Aph Philippines
Bonus 2: Spain starts crying, causing all of them to start crying
Bonus 3: A nation walks in and is confused by all the crying Hispanics/Asians
Preferably no ships please!
Denmark and Norway get in a really heated discussion on an internet forum and it quickly dissolves into the most ridiculous wank ever.
What happens next is up to authoranon. Looking for something silly please!
Also, I'm okay with pairings or no pairings, doesn't matter.
What happens next is up to authoranon. Looking for something silly please!
Also, I'm okay with pairings or no pairings, doesn't matter.
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