Hetalia kink meme (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hetalia_kink) wrote2012-08-10 06:08 pm
hetalia_kink) wrote2012-08-10 06:08 pm
North Korea's answer to Hetalia, if I've been informed correctly, is Squirrel And Hedgehog, in which the creatures of Flower Hill are NK, weasels are Japan, mice are South Korea, the bear is Russia, and wolves are America. Thus, there should be a Hetalia AU in which everyone's a cute critter and the world is the woodland, but everything is still full of rampant violence (as in S&H canon) and/or sex (because this is a crack prompt on a kinkmeme).
Okay, so basically I want to see my favorite rarepair going at it like animals. Scratching, biting, trying to make the other succumb or even beg. I just want the most animalistic, roughest details with these two while having sex.
BONUS: If Norway ends up on top and mocking America, I will give you my first born without hesitation.
BONUS 2: I'm a huge pervert and have a place in hell already, so I have no objections to any bondage or toys you wanna throw in there. It'd earn huge brownie points and praise from me, plus my soul.
BONUS: If Norway ends up on top and mocking America, I will give you my first born without hesitation.
BONUS 2: I'm a huge pervert and have a place in hell already, so I have no objections to any bondage or toys you wanna throw in there. It'd earn huge brownie points and praise from me, plus my soul.
Seconded so damn hard like you wouldn't believe
I am sure I am not the only one dying to see this! AU or them remaining as nations, whatever works!
Seconded!
Great movie, and oddly well suited to this pairing :)a
Great movie, and oddly well suited to this pairing :)a
Two characters who aren't a couple get so excited about the world cup that they end up making out and having sex. It can be hatesex if they're nations who are playing against each other, or it can be happy and excited if these two nations are rooting against a third nation and really get into it when that nation loses. Or whatever scenario you come up with.
*Whispers* NethSpa~ *CoughKinkyHateSexCough*
I want Ukraine to get raped. But later, after recovery, proceed to beat the shit out of whoever raped her.
The rapist can be anybody but Russia (because um, too soon). Optionally Belarus can be raped as well to drive Ukraine further.
The rapist can be anybody but Russia (because um, too soon). Optionally Belarus can be raped as well to drive Ukraine further.
I'd really like to see them both as police officers or detectives that are not related and fall in love with each other when they meet at work. It doesn't have to be a crime story but it would be nice ^^
Bonus: prussia always complainig about how much paperwork he has to do and Germany helping him out to impress him
Bonus: prussia always complainig about how much paperwork he has to do and Germany helping him out to impress him
I need some Turkmano right now!
But anyway... Teen!Romano x Turkey (Teen or not is up to you), bonus if Spain is in it somewhere.
So maybe something like Romano being curious about his sexuality and doing naughty stuff with guys, but being all: I'll be damned if I'm going to Spain about this! >///^///< Hence Turkey, IDK why... That's up to you.
Doesn't have to be smut, but please don't leave it at fluff!
No non-con or dub-con.
Feel free to include other pairings if you like (Even other pairings with Romano), but my NOTPs are AusHun and anything involving straight Sweden.
But anyway... Teen!Romano x Turkey (Teen or not is up to you), bonus if Spain is in it somewhere.
So maybe something like Romano being curious about his sexuality and doing naughty stuff with guys, but being all: I'll be damned if I'm going to Spain about this! >///^///< Hence Turkey, IDK why... That's up to you.
Doesn't have to be smut, but please don't leave it at fluff!
No non-con or dub-con.
Feel free to include other pairings if you like (Even other pairings with Romano), but my NOTPs are AusHun and anything involving straight Sweden.
Sealand wants to be a country, but he finally realizes that he's got a long way to go. The other countries have centuries of history going on with each other that he does not understand. So he goes to the one person who knows the ins and outs of how to be a country and has nothing better to do: Prussia. I don't know how Sealand could pay him, or what exact reasons Prussia has for accepting, but it happens. I would like some humor with this and also some heartwarming bonding.
Bonus 1: Prussia has good advice. It might not get Sealand his nationhood but it at least gains him respect
Bonus 2: We find out what Sweden thinks about all this
Bonus 3: Germany doesn't get exasperated about all this. He's just glad that Prussia has something to do.
Bonus 1: Prussia has good advice. It might not get Sealand his nationhood but it at least gains him respect
Bonus 2: We find out what Sweden thinks about all this
Bonus 3: Germany doesn't get exasperated about all this. He's just glad that Prussia has something to do.
Turkey sees Greece giving him a thumbs up and asks France what it means, but because France spends so much time around England he ends up telling Turkey that it means the Greek approves of something he’s doing. Unfortunately since giving a thumbs up in Greece is actually the equivalent of gesturing with your middle finger in western culture, Turkey misinterprets the meanings behind the hand gesture and ends upannoying/confusing Greece.
Bonus: Greece ends up confronting Turkey about it and awkwardness arises…
2nd Bonus: You include that head shaking means yes, and head nodding means no in Greece.
3rd Bonus: It somehow ends in TurGre.
Bonus: Greece ends up confronting Turkey about it and awkwardness arises…
2nd Bonus: You include that head shaking means yes, and head nodding means no in Greece.
3rd Bonus: It somehow ends in TurGre.
Netherlands teaches Romano how to smoke. (There is not enough of these two interacting with each other in either canon or fanfiction)
Bonus: Belgium catches them and chastises her brother.
2ndBonus: Spain finds out later and goes conquistador on Nethlands’ ass.
Bonus: Belgium catches them and chastises her brother.
2ndBonus: Spain finds out later and goes conquistador on Nethlands’ ass.
The prompt kind of implies a younger/teen Romano, but is there any preference on age or time period? Either way I love the idea.
Denmark finds humor in his thoughts/memories of Norway with a Viking beard and Norway is not impressed.
Bonus: Denmark ends up trying to grow a Viking beard afterwards to annoy Norway.
2ndBonus: Norway actually finds himself kind of turned on by the beard and hates the fact that he is. They then proceed to have hot, crazy, Viking sex and break a lot of furniture.
Bonus: Denmark ends up trying to grow a Viking beard afterwards to annoy Norway.
2ndBonus: Norway actually finds himself kind of turned on by the beard and hates the fact that he is. They then proceed to have hot, crazy, Viking sex and break a lot of furniture.
So, I pretty much a story based off of this music video. Note, the video, not the lyrics themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmcdLOjGVzw
B1: It's two calm nations who are the ones getting revenge. Extra points for Canada.
B2: It focuses on what happens in the video rather than the aftermath.
B3: The bullies aren't complete douche bags, but are still rather mean.
And it doesn't have to end with them being turned to stone, just some sort of revenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmcdLOjGVzw
B1: It's two calm nations who are the ones getting revenge. Extra points for Canada.
B2: It focuses on what happens in the video rather than the aftermath.
B3: The bullies aren't complete douche bags, but are still rather mean.
And it doesn't have to end with them being turned to stone, just some sort of revenge.
Nations' attempts to make use of these:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19233_the-6-most-ill-conceived-weapons-ever-built.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html
I'm particularly laughing at "The Japanese canceled the invasion when they realized that [New Zealand] had already been taken by their oldest, and dearest ally: ridiculous robots."
http://www.cracked.com/article_19233_the-6-most-ill-conceived-weapons-ever-built.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html
I'm particularly laughing at "The Japanese canceled the invasion when they realized that [New Zealand] had already been taken by their oldest, and dearest ally: ridiculous robots."
“Germany?”
“What now, Italy?”
“Should we shoot America now? Only he’s been dancing out there for like half an hour, and at first it was funny, but now it’s just annoying – why are you looking at me like that? Aah, Germany, you’re scary!”
“You idiotic, lazy, useless – give me those binoculars!”
“Ow!”
“Goddamned lump, always with the eating and the crying and the veveve – what the fuck is he doing.”
“Distract distract distract Germany and Italyyy~ I am the most distracting distraction in the history of the world~”
“How long has he been singing that song?”
“Uhhh… How long was he dancing?”
“DAMN – England if you take one step closer I will shoot you.”
“Ah! Hello, Germany, old chap. Disgustingly hot weather, isn’t it?”
“What is behind your back?”
“Oh? Nothing, nothing. Just this completely innocuous ball. On a handle. I always carry one around for luck – you’re not buying it, are you.”
“What do you think?”
“Ah, well. I’ll be going now – LOOK! A MOUNTAIN OF PASTA!”
“Where?! Where?!”
“Oof!”
“I’m sorry, Germany! Did I hurt you?”
“I am never letting you operate the gun turret again.”
“HA!”
“Why’re you trying to stick that ball to our tank, England?”
“This isn’t a ball! This is a sticky grenade!”
“What.”
“Through the power of a secret glue formula I stole from America, this grenade sticks to tanks – I said, this grenade sticks to tanks – STICK TO IT, DAMN YOU!”
“Ah, this is much funnier than America’s dancing!”
“…Where did you get that popcorn?”
“You can have some if you want, Germany!”
“If my gun has fallen out of the tank, I am going to smash something.”
“STICK! STICK! STI- oh, bloody hell.”
“Wow, that ball’s really good at sticking to uniforms.”
“Another failure of the Allied war machine. I didn’t expect anything else.”
“OH, YOU – heh.”
“Why are you taking off your shirt? Germany says that if I do that I’ll get sunburned and you never see the sun on your island-”
“Don’t even think about it! Put that shirt down now or I will shoot!”
“Hmm… Nah. CATCH!”
“ITALY, JUMP!”
BANG
BOOM
Later, at the Allies’ camp…
“Did you see me out there? I was awesome!”
“Yes. By dancing around fifty metres away from the enemy, you committed an act of great heroism, far greater than having to sneak up on that paranoid brat with a non-functioning sticky grenade and getting shot in the shoulder!”
“Why thank you! I – are you being sarcastic again?”
“What. Do. You. Think.”
“…Wow. I’ll interpret that glare as a yes.”
“Berk.”
“Hey!”
“Hmmph.”
“Still, it was pretty cool.”
“What was?”
“When the bomb was sticking to your jacket, and you just ripped it off and threw it into their tank. Pretty sweet.”
“Ah, um, it was easy. Anyone can throw well when there’s a primed grenade stuck on their arm.”
“Maybe, but it was still really cool. Goodnight, old man!”
“Pfft. What am I going to do with that boy?”
“Onhonhonhonhonhon~”
“You. You say nothing.”
This is set during the North African campaign.
“What now, Italy?”
“Should we shoot America now? Only he’s been dancing out there for like half an hour, and at first it was funny, but now it’s just annoying – why are you looking at me like that? Aah, Germany, you’re scary!”
“You idiotic, lazy, useless – give me those binoculars!”
“Ow!”
“Goddamned lump, always with the eating and the crying and the veveve – what the fuck is he doing.”
“Distract distract distract Germany and Italyyy~ I am the most distracting distraction in the history of the world~”
“How long has he been singing that song?”
“Uhhh… How long was he dancing?”
“DAMN – England if you take one step closer I will shoot you.”
“Ah! Hello, Germany, old chap. Disgustingly hot weather, isn’t it?”
“What is behind your back?”
“Oh? Nothing, nothing. Just this completely innocuous ball. On a handle. I always carry one around for luck – you’re not buying it, are you.”
“What do you think?”
“Ah, well. I’ll be going now – LOOK! A MOUNTAIN OF PASTA!”
“Where?! Where?!”
“Oof!”
“I’m sorry, Germany! Did I hurt you?”
“I am never letting you operate the gun turret again.”
“HA!”
“Why’re you trying to stick that ball to our tank, England?”
“This isn’t a ball! This is a sticky grenade!”
“What.”
“Through the power of a secret glue formula I stole from America, this grenade sticks to tanks – I said, this grenade sticks to tanks – STICK TO IT, DAMN YOU!”
“Ah, this is much funnier than America’s dancing!”
“…Where did you get that popcorn?”
“You can have some if you want, Germany!”
“If my gun has fallen out of the tank, I am going to smash something.”
“STICK! STICK! STI- oh, bloody hell.”
“Wow, that ball’s really good at sticking to uniforms.”
“Another failure of the Allied war machine. I didn’t expect anything else.”
“OH, YOU – heh.”
“Why are you taking off your shirt? Germany says that if I do that I’ll get sunburned and you never see the sun on your island-”
“Don’t even think about it! Put that shirt down now or I will shoot!”
“Hmm… Nah. CATCH!”
“ITALY, JUMP!”
BANG
BOOM
Later, at the Allies’ camp…
“Did you see me out there? I was awesome!”
“Yes. By dancing around fifty metres away from the enemy, you committed an act of great heroism, far greater than having to sneak up on that paranoid brat with a non-functioning sticky grenade and getting shot in the shoulder!”
“Why thank you! I – are you being sarcastic again?”
“What. Do. You. Think.”
“…Wow. I’ll interpret that glare as a yes.”
“Berk.”
“Hey!”
“Hmmph.”
“Still, it was pretty cool.”
“What was?”
“When the bomb was sticking to your jacket, and you just ripped it off and threw it into their tank. Pretty sweet.”
“Ah, um, it was easy. Anyone can throw well when there’s a primed grenade stuck on their arm.”
“Maybe, but it was still really cool. Goodnight, old man!”
“Pfft. What am I going to do with that boy?”
“Onhonhonhonhonhon~”
“You. You say nothing.”
This is set during the North African campaign.
All countries are Alphas except for one mysterious exception; England. He has kept it hidden all his life though, by using magic to suppress his heats. However, now that he's depleted his magic energy and gone blind while fighting 'Steve', his heat comes as all nations are in Germany's safe room. France is the one who steps in and takes care of England, having the most experience with Omegas. The other countries haven't had many relationships with humans due to the fact that they are immortal and have busy lives being countries.
So basically: Blind omega!England and alpha!France in Hetaoni
So basically: Blind omega!England and alpha!France in Hetaoni
Any female/Any trans!female - Lesbian's first time with a transwoman
(Anonymous) 2014-06-14 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)I want a human au with any girl (canon female OR genderbent) who is a lesbian and falls in love with a trans woman (I'd prefer this be a genderbend with a canon male character) and is willing to give sex a try, despite her girlfriend having physically male parts. I'm just looking for something about their first time, maybe with a bit of fumbling and uncertainty and embarrassment (particularly because the cis girl in this story has never encountered this before), but ultimately both really enjoying themselves.
I apologize if there's anything offensive in this prompt. While I do obviously want something sexy and smutty, I want to make sure there's nothing in the prompt or fill that fetishizes transgenderism. Just a sexy fic about two ladies having fun, one of whom happens to be trans, and the other a cis lesbian for whom this is a new experience.
I apologize if there's anything offensive in this prompt. While I do obviously want something sexy and smutty, I want to make sure there's nothing in the prompt or fill that fetishizes transgenderism. Just a sexy fic about two ladies having fun, one of whom happens to be trans, and the other a cis lesbian for whom this is a new experience.
Bonus: fem!America for the cis girl. Preferred partners include England, France, Romano, Spain, or Germany, but almost anyone is fine, and even including America is just a bonus, but it would really make me happy!
Bonus 2: oral sex (in addition to penetrative) with each of them giving and receiving.
Bonus 2: oral sex (in addition to penetrative) with each of them giving and receiving.
When he's not busy being America, Alfred is secretly a popular blogger who snarks about all the hilarious and terrible cliches that appear in romance novels (a la "Smart Bitches, Trashy Books" or "wtfbadromancecovers").
Bonus 1: pair him with Liechtenstein and make her in on it; the most popular blog posts are the ones where he and his girlfriend snark at each other.
Bonus 2: another nation (England, maybe? whoever you'd like) secretly writes hilariously cliched romance novels when they're not being a nation, and their books ALWAYS end up on America's blog.
Bonus 3: the truth comes out at the next world meeting.
some helpful links: http://wtfbadromancecovers.tumblr.com/ and http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/the-playbot-sheikhs-virgin-stable-girl-by-sharon-kendrick
Bonus 1: pair him with Liechtenstein and make her in on it; the most popular blog posts are the ones where he and his girlfriend snark at each other.
Bonus 2: another nation (England, maybe? whoever you'd like) secretly writes hilariously cliched romance novels when they're not being a nation, and their books ALWAYS end up on America's blog.
Bonus 3: the truth comes out at the next world meeting.
some helpful links: http://wtfbadromancecovers.tumblr.com/ and http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/the-playbot-sheikhs-virgin-stable-girl-by-sharon-kendrick
yes please i need this
Finland and Sweden marry and in order for the marriage to be legally binding, they must consummate in front of an audience (to prove that it indeed happened). Can be AU or cannon.
Because there just isn't enough Yuri like this out there!
I have no preference for who tops.
Bonuses: 1. They trib in their panties at first, but take 'en off later.
2: Italy fondles Germany's breasts at some point.
I have no preference for who tops.
Bonuses: 1. They trib in their panties at first, but take 'en off later.
2: Italy fondles Germany's breasts at some point.
Weird kinks, I know.
Anyways, let's say that Monika likes to get fucked by tentacles and does it regularly. One day, the monster cums too much and her belly swells up.
Bonus 1: she doesn't expect the cum inflation.
Bonus 2: clit torture.
Pleasedonthurtme.
Anyways, let's say that Monika likes to get fucked by tentacles and does it regularly. One day, the monster cums too much and her belly swells up.
Bonus 1: she doesn't expect the cum inflation.
Bonus 2: clit torture.
Pleasedonthurtme.
Russia is turned on by men in woman's clothes (and maybe vice versa!) but he's very ashamed of it. Maybe it's because he associates it with Poland or his bosses tell him it's wrong. He makes bullshit excuses to himself for forcing his subordinates into dresses when he really just has fantasies.
Any pairings are fine, smut optional. Creeping is a given but no actual non-con/dub-con smut please.
Bonus: ...anything involving Ivan IV (aka the Terrible), since there were rumors about him having a sexual relationship with an effeminate crossdresser and overall being into that. Hehe.
Any pairings are fine, smut optional. Creeping is a given but no actual non-con/dub-con smut please.
Bonus: ...anything involving Ivan IV (aka the Terrible), since there were rumors about him having a sexual relationship with an effeminate crossdresser and overall being into that. Hehe.
Spain having sex with a horse. Yes. kthxbai
The Dane joking about their sex life and Norway's constant submission ignites a rage in the smaller man, causing him to lash out and attempt to show him who's really in charge of their relationship. However, Denmark feels the other is confused and decides to remind him that only HIS touch can make him feel that way.
Bonus 1: Denmark feels the need to degrade him to remind him just who is in charge in this relationship.
Bonus 2: Before he allows him his release, Denmark forces him to get on his knees and suck him.
Bonus 1: Denmark feels the need to degrade him to remind him just who is in charge in this relationship.
Bonus 2: Before he allows him his release, Denmark forces him to get on his knees and suck him.
Romania uses his vampiric powers to force a nation into becoming his slave.
-Bonus 1: If female is Hungary and completely obedient.
-Bonus 2: Female holds a slight bit of herself in all this and wishes to resist but can't.
-Bonus 1: If female is Hungary and completely obedient.
-Bonus 2: Female holds a slight bit of herself in all this and wishes to resist but can't.
I'm extremely in love with the idea of Liechtenstein acting innocent and soft spoken but being an expert seductress. I also love the idea that she's been seducing female nations, and that the male nations have absolutely no clue. So, I'd like to see her seducing a female nation that hasn't experienced Liechtenstein's amazing seductive abilities! Smut preferred but not required. No non con please, although I don't mind Liechtenstein getting a bit rough between the sheets. Thank you for any fillers willing to do this!
Bonus 1: She uses her innocent front to help lure them in at first.
Bonus 2: Just a smidge of dirty talk from Liechtenstein.
Bonus 1: She uses her innocent front to help lure them in at first.
Bonus 2: Just a smidge of dirty talk from Liechtenstein.
Seconded like whoa!
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