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hetalia_kink) wrote2012-08-10 06:08 pm
hetalia_kink) wrote2012-08-10 06:08 pm
England and some of his colonies - Story of the beginning (and thereafter)
(Anonymous) 2014-04-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)I want a story about how England met his various colonies and how they went from there onwards. I don't mind which colonies you choose (even America, where their stories had been told over and over again, maybe you can find some new angle?)
Bonus: Both Hong Kong and Singapore are really found by England, they do not have any prior family to leave (explains Hong Kong's thick Eyebrows, eh?), so they are with England right from the beginning; it makes Hong Kong's going back to China particularly wrenching for Hong Kong, since as a personification, Hong Kong's with Arthur from the beginning
Bonus: Singapore visits Hong Kong sometimes, especially when Hong Kong misses England and feeling depressed because China doesn't want him to be close to England
Bonus: China quietly talking with England about his jealousy, and England offering comfort, along the lines of "affection could grow over time, just be patient", etc etc
Bonus: Both Hong Kong and Singapore are really found by England, they do not have any prior family to leave (explains Hong Kong's thick Eyebrows, eh?), so they are with England right from the beginning; it makes Hong Kong's going back to China particularly wrenching for Hong Kong, since as a personification, Hong Kong's with Arthur from the beginning
Bonus: Singapore visits Hong Kong sometimes, especially when Hong Kong misses England and feeling depressed because China doesn't want him to be close to England
Bonus: China quietly talking with England about his jealousy, and England offering comfort, along the lines of "affection could grow over time, just be patient", etc etc
I just want to see a fic where France is competent of taking of his business and the ones he love because I'm tire of seeing people describe him as a vain and stupid pervert. France is one of the elders among the nation, so there must be reasons that he can survive for so long and remain a quite powerful nation even now. This doesn't mean that he doesn't act flirtatious or vain, but there should be st more under the mask.
Bonus:
- France has magic or alchemy (Nostradamus and N.Flamel are french after all)
- Nation XYZ discover that a truly angry frenchman is a very terrifying one
- I prefer Spain/France with bottom France but gen or other pairings are fine
Bonus:
- France has magic or alchemy (Nostradamus and N.Flamel are french after all)
- Nation XYZ discover that a truly angry frenchman is a very terrifying one
- I prefer Spain/France with bottom France but gen or other pairings are fine
FrUK - Younger nations surprised at FrUK's rare display of affection
(Anonymous) 2014-04-09 07:56 am (UTC)(link)France and England had a long history together, in a sense they define each other; but their bond with each other is not easily understood - especially not to the younger nations, and to nations from other continents.
So I'd really love to see a story where a young nation (or multiple young nations) - being so used to the normal image of France and England being enemies that they like to present to the world - feeling completely surprised when he/she caught a rare moment of displayed affection between France and England.
So I'd really love to see a story where a young nation (or multiple young nations) - being so used to the normal image of France and England being enemies that they like to present to the world - feeling completely surprised when he/she caught a rare moment of displayed affection between France and England.
Re: FrUK - Younger nations surprised at FrUK's rare display of affection
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(Anonymous) - 2014-08-31 04:42 (UTC) - ExpandI don't care how it happens, fellow anons. I want Germany in deep, deep trouble, and Italy to be a total badass in bailing him out.
FCE trying to be FACE, US/many - Trying to Bring America In
(Anonymous) 2014-04-09 10:40 am (UTC)(link)Canada, France, and England have an established threesome relationship, but they all know there's something missing - the fourth corner of their little arrangement, America. But they're patiently waiting until Puritan virgin America is ready for an adult relationship.
They then find out that actually, America's been sleeping with other countries - just not them. Now they're determined to convince him to join them.
Bonus 1: America's got some huge issues with the idea, mainly to do with being subordinate to England and France, and being second to nicer, kinder, there-before-him Canada.
Bonus 2: America's bed-partners tend to be Latino countries, so he speaks Spanish in bed.
Bonus 3: France, in particular, needs to convince America he actually wants America in the relationship, because America thinks anything France has done for him is only to affect England and/or Canada, and that France has no personal feelings for him.
They then find out that actually, America's been sleeping with other countries - just not them. Now they're determined to convince him to join them.
Bonus 1: America's got some huge issues with the idea, mainly to do with being subordinate to England and France, and being second to nicer, kinder, there-before-him Canada.
Bonus 2: America's bed-partners tend to be Latino countries, so he speaks Spanish in bed.
Bonus 3: France, in particular, needs to convince America he actually wants America in the relationship, because America thinks anything France has done for him is only to affect England and/or Canada, and that France has no personal feelings for him.
Re: FCE trying to be FACE, US/many - Trying to Bring America In
(Anonymous) 2014-04-09 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)SECONDED!!
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(Anonymous) - 2014-08-08 20:48 (UTC) - ExpandMathew lives in a society were the oldest sibling must get marry first then the second youngest shall be able to wed. Mathew being single and oldest however discover his younger twin is in secret romance with Arthur.
So he does what any good brother does hire a male escort to introduce to his family as his husband, enter Francis!
Bonus: Mathew has past romance with Gilbert who still lives close and still in love with Mathew
So he does what any good brother does hire a male escort to introduce to his family as his husband, enter Francis!
Bonus: Mathew has past romance with Gilbert who still lives close and still in love with Mathew
Spain and the Netherlands, dark historical fic, 80 years war
(Anonymous) 2014-04-09 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)I'd love to read a historical fic about Spain and the Netherlands. Spain conquered the Netherlands in 1568 but the rebels in the Netherlands continued the fight the Spaniards for almost 80 years. Neddy must have been a hard one to break, even for Spain. This fic could either be a short fill or a multi chapter one.
+1 Religion. One of the reasons for the war was religion. The Netherlands was protestant and Spain catholic. Spain even assigned the Iron Duke to lead the Council of Troubles, which tracked down protestants, tortured and executed them.
+1 The Netherlands staying defiant. The Dutch rebels managed to stay headstrong for 80 years, if that isn't stubbornly defiant than what is?
+1 Spain behaving like the conquistador that he was during that age. Antonio used to have a big empire around that time, he didn't get all that land by being mister nice guy
+1 Make it dark, no limits. Toture, noncon, etc.
Since the Netherlands doesn't have an official human name, you can pick one yourself.
+1 Religion. One of the reasons for the war was religion. The Netherlands was protestant and Spain catholic. Spain even assigned the Iron Duke to lead the Council of Troubles, which tracked down protestants, tortured and executed them.
+1 The Netherlands staying defiant. The Dutch rebels managed to stay headstrong for 80 years, if that isn't stubbornly defiant than what is?
+1 Spain behaving like the conquistador that he was during that age. Antonio used to have a big empire around that time, he didn't get all that land by being mister nice guy
+1 Make it dark, no limits. Toture, noncon, etc.
Since the Netherlands doesn't have an official human name, you can pick one yourself.
(Almost) Any/Any - Crushing on best friend with emphasis on the friendship
(Anonymous) 2014-04-09 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)So we all know the trope of falling for your best friend and then having to hide it while pining etc. And in many of those fics (especially when it's a mutual crush) there's lots of blushing, stuttering, and fluttery feelings, which is great.
But I want a fic where a character is in love with their best friend, but I want to see the interactions that make them best friends, that made them fall in love in the first place. I want to see them sharing interests and having heartfelt talks late at night. I want to see them comfortable together with the occasional moment that makes them think "I love you so much. Please love me." Rather than being constantly nervous in their presence. Remind me what makes them such a good couple in the first place!
I would prefer USUK, Spamano, Giripan, Australia/Seychelles, or HongIce for this. I'll take others, but please ask about one outside of the list? (and I'm actually NOT fond of most rarepairs, uncommon as that seems on the KM)
Bonus: I'll take any of those on the list and I'm open to suggestions, but I would really, REALLY love this for USUK, and if you choose it and can work in a mutual Harry Potter obsession, overlapping (not necessarily identical) music taste, and America sharing fears about his precarious position in the world, I'll love you forever. But those are just a baseline so please add to it.
Bonus 2: Getting together at or before the end of the fic.
But I want a fic where a character is in love with their best friend, but I want to see the interactions that make them best friends, that made them fall in love in the first place. I want to see them sharing interests and having heartfelt talks late at night. I want to see them comfortable together with the occasional moment that makes them think "I love you so much. Please love me." Rather than being constantly nervous in their presence. Remind me what makes them such a good couple in the first place!
I would prefer USUK, Spamano, Giripan, Australia/Seychelles, or HongIce for this. I'll take others, but please ask about one outside of the list? (and I'm actually NOT fond of most rarepairs, uncommon as that seems on the KM)
Bonus: I'll take any of those on the list and I'm open to suggestions, but I would really, REALLY love this for USUK, and if you choose it and can work in a mutual Harry Potter obsession, overlapping (not necessarily identical) music taste, and America sharing fears about his precarious position in the world, I'll love you forever. But those are just a baseline so please add to it.
Bonus 2: Getting together at or before the end of the fic.
Seconding this. OP I'm on this. Most likely with HongIce.
Re: (Almost) Any/Any - Crushing on best friend with emphasis on the friendship
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(Anonymous) - 2014-08-08 19:42 (UTC) - ExpandFrance took England's virginity long ago, a fact that he delights in bringing up to tease him. Drunk, England gets annoyed with the harmless teasing, and decides to use a spell to reduce France back to the age he was right before he lost his virginity, because in his intoxicated mind, if he took Francis' virginity, they'd be even, and then he couldn't tease him about it anymore. The problem is... Francis turns back younger then England had expected him to be... young enough that he's not too comfortable with going through with his plan, drunk or not.
On the other hand, upon realizing what England had done to him and why, France (who is still mentally an adult), is all for the idea, and pulls a full out 'Pepe Le Pew' and tries to chase England down for sex, despite his protests.
What age France is, and whether or not they have sex while France is in his younger body is up to the writer.
On the other hand, upon realizing what England had done to him and why, France (who is still mentally an adult), is all for the idea, and pulls a full out 'Pepe Le Pew' and tries to chase England down for sex, despite his protests.
What age France is, and whether or not they have sex while France is in his younger body is up to the writer.
Seconded!
I can definitely see France doing that. Even if England's completely adamant, it's still worth it to see England get all flustered. ;)
I can definitely see France doing that. Even if England's completely adamant, it's still worth it to see England get all flustered. ;)
Re: Ze Corned Beef Does Not Run Away From Ze Cabbage! Part 3
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(Anonymous) - 2014-08-01 04:12 (UTC) - ExpandA continuation of the Olympics 2020 strip from Volume 6:
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Spain has accepted Turkey's suggestion, and has been inviting Turkey and Japan to his stadium in Madrid for them all to play football together. Due to hosting responsibilities and the big distance, Japan visits fewer times when invited, but Turkey always does.
At times Spain still feels kind of bummed out about the loss, and then Turkey tries to cheer him up, maybe with more things than a football game between them.
It can be humor, gen, smut, romance, anything that feels best for you.
Bonus: 1. At some point they are talking about their past rivalry as the Ottoman and Spanish Empires
2. Spain beaming bright and Turkey tearing up from the majestic sight again
http://24.media.tumblr.com/c09962d1dd8e3c725e35f1925d4ea1fe/tumblr_n2srrvL8L41qhkjcio1_r3_1280.jpg
Spain has accepted Turkey's suggestion, and has been inviting Turkey and Japan to his stadium in Madrid for them all to play football together. Due to hosting responsibilities and the big distance, Japan visits fewer times when invited, but Turkey always does.
At times Spain still feels kind of bummed out about the loss, and then Turkey tries to cheer him up, maybe with more things than a football game between them.
It can be humor, gen, smut, romance, anything that feels best for you.
Bonus: 1. At some point they are talking about their past rivalry as the Ottoman and Spanish Empires
2. Spain beaming bright and Turkey tearing up from the majestic sight again
So, here's an interesting tidbit: apparently, those in the Japanese side of the fandom refer to UsUk (or UkUs) as the 'Joker' pairing. Jo-- for Jones. Ker-- for Kirkland.
Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking of Batman here.
It doesn't have to be shippy. In fact, straight up gen is preferred, although you can do anything with this prompt under two conditions:
1) America & England meet Batman
2) no sex. no smut or anything explicit.
Bonus! The World Conference takes place in Gotham, and not only Bats know about this conference of epic awesome mayhem, he shows up to scare people into being good.
Double bonus! The nations of the world duke it out with out caped hero guy, and Batman totally wins. Might not be easy, but this. Is. Batman. No offense to the movies, but the YJ Bats is awesome. No going around it.
Have fun!
Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking of Batman here.
It doesn't have to be shippy. In fact, straight up gen is preferred, although you can do anything with this prompt under two conditions:
1) America & England meet Batman
2) no sex. no smut or anything explicit.
Bonus! The World Conference takes place in Gotham, and not only Bats know about this conference of epic awesome mayhem, he shows up to scare people into being good.
Double bonus! The nations of the world duke it out with out caped hero guy, and Batman totally wins. Might not be easy, but this. Is. Batman. No offense to the movies, but the YJ Bats is awesome. No going around it.
Have fun!
Anything with England and the royal baby in the same story. Seriously, anything!
The baby is just toooo adorable.
The baby is just toooo adorable.
In the process of filling this, but afraid I've put the first part in the wrong place (p14 of requests). Waiting for a mod to let me know whether I should repost here or if they sort it themselves.
This is probably rather terrible of me. But lately I have the craving for a female America having interracial sex with a black guy...yeah. Premise is that she picks him up at a bar or club and they either go at it at home or in an alleyway.
Bonus: She's fucked silly.
Bonus 2: Race play is involved.
Bonus: She's fucked silly.
Bonus 2: Race play is involved.
Austria is left tied up and with a vibrator in him for the person of you choice to find, and when they do they decide to have a little fun teasing him and making him unbend his pride and beg before they let him come.
Bonus- The person who tied him up in the first place is watching.
Bonus two- If a male finds him, they come all over Austria's face
Bonus- The person who tied him up in the first place is watching.
Bonus two- If a male finds him, they come all over Austria's face
Ohmigod yes! I'm working on this now with Switzerland.
Russia/America, loving, sickly sweet relationship in the cold war
(Anonymous) 2014-04-10 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)Russia and America have the dorkiest, most sickeningly sweet, loving, skip-along-in-the-meadows type relationship ever. And its during the cold war.
Their bosses aren't amused, but America and Russia don't care much for their bosses views and paranoia. Their bosses just can't deal with the power of love.
This is of course coming off slightly crackish, which I don't mind at all, but I'd love it if you could make their lovey-dovey relationship seem genuine.
Bonus: Aligned countries during the cold war are angry about the relationship mainly because they don't think America or Russia are taking the cold war seriously enough.
Their bosses aren't amused, but America and Russia don't care much for their bosses views and paranoia. Their bosses just can't deal with the power of love.
This is of course coming off slightly crackish, which I don't mind at all, but I'd love it if you could make their lovey-dovey relationship seem genuine.
Bonus: Aligned countries during the cold war are angry about the relationship mainly because they don't think America or Russia are taking the cold war seriously enough.
"Aw, Russia... did you just send that satellite into space? Aren't you just the smartest lil' cutie out there?"
"But not as cute as you, America! I greatly enjoyed your speech about the Red Threat. It was a very comical performance!"
"Oooh, stop it you!"
"But at times I cannot help myself, as right now I feel the pressing desire to compare your beauty to the radiance of a sunflower!"
"Aw, shut up! No one's more gorgeous than you! Your eyes glow like amethysts in a snowfield."
/gush
What I mean to say is, "seconded".
Oh, and um...America? That last one makes no sense.
"But not as cute as you, America! I greatly enjoyed your speech about the Red Threat. It was a very comical performance!"
"Oooh, stop it you!"
"But at times I cannot help myself, as right now I feel the pressing desire to compare your beauty to the radiance of a sunflower!"
"Aw, shut up! No one's more gorgeous than you! Your eyes glow like amethysts in a snowfield."
/gush
What I mean to say is, "seconded".
Oh, and um...America? That last one makes no sense.
Re: Russia/America, loving, sickly sweet relationship in the cold war
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(Anonymous) - 2014-09-21 18:07 (UTC) - ExpandOkay, so, anybody who's seen Match Point will probably know what I'm talking about, but Match Point is this Woody Allen movie about a tennis player who falls madly in lust with his future brother-in-law's fiancee.(http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0416320/) I would love to see an AU like this. I'm not picky about who it is.
This can be either canon or an AU in which S Italy is the typical lady's man, a bit on the chivalrous side. He's very generic with the things he says - cheesy compliments, romantic phrases, etc. Then he meets fem!Prussia (human, country, any name is fine), and his first response is to try and hit on her. He's a bit at a loss when she doesn't respond the way he predicted.
Bonuses:
- At times fem!Prussia (purposely) irritates Romano so much he wants to yell at her, but he holds it in because he's conflicted about swearing in front of a woman. Fem!Prussia knows this and exploits it.
- A date where fem!Prussia catapults food off her utensils at waiters, and S Italy being horribly embarrassed/angrybut eventually can't help himself and joins in.
Bonuses:
- At times fem!Prussia (purposely) irritates Romano so much he wants to yell at her, but he holds it in because he's conflicted about swearing in front of a woman. Fem!Prussia knows this and exploits it.
- A date where fem!Prussia catapults food off her utensils at waiters, and S Italy being horribly embarrassed/angry
Simple prompt. I'd like PWP with Russia crying during or after sex (or both). Preferably not because he's upset, but because sex/orgasm can be physically and emotionally overwhelming. It's just really good sex!
France doesn't know whether Prussia is a virgin or not, and one day, he decides that he has to execute a plan to find out. His plan? To invite Prussia over to dinner, get him pretty damn drunk with alcohol, and coerce the Prussian to tell the truth. What France neglects to remember, though, is that alcohol is also the perfect aphrodisiac... and this holds true for both men. Rough drunken sex ensues. Prussia eventually admits that though he isn't a virgin (he's been with women, obvs), he'd never had sex with a man before.
Preferences: France tops and fucks Prussia. Would be great if hair pulling is involved, and if neither men are fully naked (ie they both have their shirts still on). France should probably a bit more sober than Prussia here.
Preferences: France tops and fucks Prussia. Would be great if hair pulling is involved, and if neither men are fully naked (ie they both have their shirts still on). France should probably a bit more sober than Prussia here.
oh, and also, make a reference to Prussia being Catholic or some shit, which he uses as an excuse for not having sex with a lot of people, just for added laughs. Make him a complete and utter mess in bed. ;)
Male!Hungary/Fem!Prussia - in which Fem!Prussia screams too loud during sex.
(Anonymous) 2014-04-11 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)Male!Hungary fucking Fem!Prussia, and Fem!Prussia keeps screaming obscenities and lewd things really really loudly. Things like 'fuck yes make me your whore' or things like that. Certain nations are disturbed from sleep due to this. Humour would be very very much appreciated. :))) Bonus points if the person they wake is Germany (would prefer if it were actual, male Germany and not the nyo! version, but it's up to you). Even more bonus points if you find a way to get actual Hungary and actual Prussia hearing this.
I never read a fanfic based on the movie, and would love too see one!
For some reason (physical/mental trauma, illness, or something else) England loses his eyesight. Though he may be disabled, he starts to learn how to use his senses of hearing, smell, and touch in order to get around. Whether he wants to admit it or not, he does still need some help and France steps in to guide him. England then starts to 'see' France in terms of soft, nonsexual touches, distinct rose-scented cologne, and a comforting voice. In short, he starts to fall in love.
Whether he gets his eyesight back or not is up to the filler. This can be canonverse or AU.
Bonus: They get into a fight about France treating him like he's fragile and England ends up kissing him right on the lips.
Whether he gets his eyesight back or not is up to the filler. This can be canonverse or AU.
Bonus: They get into a fight about France treating him like he's fragile and England ends up kissing him right on the lips.
It is well known that the micronation Molossia has been in an eternal conflict with East Germany, Prussia. One day he decides to end it once and for all. The problem? Prussia has absolutely no clue who he is, and finds his instance of her being his mortal enemy rather amusing and adorable. So what does she do? She agrees to end the so-called "conflict"...for a price. He has to prove himself strong enough to dominate her in bed.
Bonus: Prussia tops in beginning, obviously, but gets the tables turned on her.
Second bonus: Molossia is a virgin.
Bonus: Prussia tops in beginning, obviously, but gets the tables turned on her.
Second bonus: Molossia is a virgin.
So I been reading hetalia fanfics now for 4 years and I can't ever remember reading a France/America/England Love triangle!
It's always England in the middle, never poor America!
So looking for a fantasy AU having Alfred being a normal human who falls into a other magic world and turns out he the prohpcy to stop an evil who founds himself in love triangle between knight Arthur and prince Francis
Bonus: Ironic enough even though Francis and Arthur have feelings for Alfred they are actually arrange to married each other. Something they both hate the idea of.
It's always England in the middle, never poor America!
So looking for a fantasy AU having Alfred being a normal human who falls into a other magic world and turns out he the prohpcy to stop an evil who founds himself in love triangle between knight Arthur and prince Francis
Bonus: Ironic enough even though Francis and Arthur have feelings for Alfred they are actually arrange to married each other. Something they both hate the idea of.
Re: France/America England/America Fantasy Love Triangle
(Anonymous) 2014-04-12 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)I was going to ignore this until I realized you were asking for a FrUS/UKUS triangle, not a FrUK/USUK one. Strongly seconded, and considering a short fill....but only short, so I urge someone with a better idea to fill it instead.
Anon would love to see some sort of smut between these two, with a focus on sounds/noises made during sex. These two are so quiet/stoic/etc. - are they the same in bed? Is one perhaps louder than the other? Up to author!anon. I'd just really like to see something about this. <3
Bonuses;
1 - Some form of dirty talk from either of them at some point
2 - Norway riding, because why not?
Bonuses;
1 - Some form of dirty talk from either of them at some point
2 - Norway riding, because why not?
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