Despite a massive hang over, England did not miss the first train to Paris.
Grinning ear to ear, Arthur absently brushed the wrinkles out of his green sweater vest in a attempt to straighten up from his early morning rush as he made his way up the steps of the old building, to where he knew France's city flat to be.
Pounding loudly on the door, the Brit wince as his headache pounded right along with it, but the chaotic shuffling and panicking that came from the inside shortly later was enough to make Arthur forget about the pain. Apparently the Frog had still been asleep, and his loud knocking had awoken him just in time to discover the little surprised England had set up late last night.
Waiting excitedly for Francis to answer, Arthur wondered how old that old French dog had become!
Sixteen? Fifteenth, perhaps? Exactly how old had France been when he had first lost his virginity, anyway, England pondered, but his thoughts came to a halt as the door finally creak open to reveal.... no one.
Blinking in surprised at the empty spot before him, where France should have been standing, the confused English man finally looked down when he heard a heavily accent voice, much higher pitch then normal.
“L'Angleterre! Dieu merci que vous êtes ici! I have turned into un petit enfant!” Came the panic mixture of English and French, as the, now small blonde boy wrapped his small fist in Arthur's over sized sweater and gave the material a desperate tug.
Staring down at Francis, who now could be no more then five or six years old, physically, Arthur balked. “Bloody hell, you're just a baby!”
“I know, that is what I just side!” Francis scowled and crossed his arms, annoyed, but on his current face, the expression just looked like a cute pout instead. He was really too adorable.
Holding up his hands, as if to stop Francis from approaching even though he hadn't moved from his spot, Arthur shook his head. “I can't do it. I just can't do it. Clanger! You weren't suppose to be a blooming infant!” He huffed in frustration, and the adult trapped in a child's body's eyes narrowed.
“Arthur.” Francis stated, his firm voice now little more then a squeak, and waited until he had the (currently) taller man's attention. “Did you have something to do with my current condition, ros-bif?” He asked coldly, and England found himself having to look away, a blush on his face at being lectured by a... er, child.
Reaching up, Arthur scratched the back of his head, feeling awkward now that the taunting about Francis being unable to return to his current body until he took his renewed virginity no longer seeming appropriate. “Um, yes, well...” The Brit began, but the little French nation cut him off with a sigh.
Pushing the door open farther, the long haired blonde boy stepped to the side, and waved for the other to enter. “Perhaps it is best if we discuss this inside.” He suggested to his long time rival, since he obviously had information on what had happened to him.
Not expecting France to be so civil after what he had done, a brief shocked expression cross England's face, but he quickly composed himself, clearing his throat as he did. “Ah, right then. We'll just go inside, I'll whip us up a quick spot of tea, and we can have a nice, calm chat...” He said politely as he stepped in, not willing to be out 'gentlemaned' by the frog... and fell right on his face.
Pulling back his foot, Francis looked down at Arthur, who laid face down on his hard, wooden floor, and snorted. The young nation's tripping of the other country had nothing to do with his age reduction making him more immature... He just felt that the stupid limey had just deserved it.
Re: Ze Corned Beef Does Not Run Away From Ze Cabbage! Part 3
Once England and France's traditional yelling and trading of insults had been finished, awkward as it was with their current age difference, Arthur had brewed a fresh pot of tea, just as he had previously suggested. With a batch of cookies Francis had just made the day before handy, thew two rivals sat down at the kitchen table and enjoyed their snacks as the Englishman uncomfortably explain the spell he had used.
“I see.” Francis nodded once the story was done, while England focused his attention on stirring his tea rather then looking at the other. “So... you used a spell to make my wondrous adult into that of a child, because you could not stand the idea of someone else having been my first?” He added with a raised eyebrow, his lips pulling into a small smirk that now looked out of place of him, and Arthur sputtered, spitting out the sip of tea he had just taken.
“I said no such thing!” Arthur defended, face red, and wiped his mouth clean with a napkin.
Francis let out a giggle in reply and set down his half eaten cookie on his plate. “Oh, mon cher... no need to be embarrassed. In fact... I think it is sweet.” He tilted his head slightly to the side and smiled sweetly at the Brit as he slumped in his chair.
The Englishman flushed a little in reply. “Sweet? Well, I don't know if I would call it sweet - Crikey Moses!” He then exclaimed, shoving back away from the table so hard that his chair crashed into the cabinets behind him with a loud bang. “Be careful where you put your feet!”
“I was very careful about where I put them.” The small boy purred, leering at Arthur from across the table, and suddenly England realized that it had not been a mistake. “Good god, Francis! Are you some kind of duffer?! We can't do -THAT- while you're like -THIS-!” He gasped, jabbing his finger at the magically youthful body in emphasis.
“Hohoho! And, tell me, my dear Angleterre, why ever not?” France asked coyly as he carefully slid off the chair. “Now that I have had some time to think about it, I find your desire to be my first endearing, and despite what I may look like now, I am STILL a capable, consenting adult...” He paused to grin and wiggle his eyebrows suggestively before continue, “... VERY consenting, so...”
“No. Just no.” England answered with a frown, moving his hands in a quick, dismissive gesture as he warily watched the approaching boy. “This was a mistake. It's not going to happen.” He stated firmly.
“But Arthur! You said that the only way for the spell to be reversed was for you to be my first!” Francis whined, but Arthur cut him off quickly with another firm, “No.”
Getting up out of the chair, the Englishman backed away, trying to keep some distance between them. “I'll figure out another way.” He huffed, narrowing his eyes some as he turned to walk around the table, trying to keep the piece of furniture safely between them, but Francis resiliently followed.
“But Arthur....” He tried again, slowly chasing the Brit around the table.
England snorted. “No 'but's. It ain't happening, Frog.” He snapped at the other, and when France was at the far side of the room, while he was closest to the door, the shaggy blond took his chances and darted towards the exit before the pervert in a child's body had the chance to try anything funny.
Re: Ze Corned Beef Does Not Run Away From Ze Cabbage! Part 3
The idea of them having sex in this kind of situation makes me squirm but I do love the mental picture of England trying to beat it while physical!younger France makes a grab for him.
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Re: Ze Corned Beef Does Not Run Away From Ze Cabbage!
(Anonymous) 2014-07-30 07:30 am (UTC)(link)Despite a massive hang over, England did not miss the first train to Paris.
Grinning ear to ear, Arthur absently brushed the wrinkles out of his green sweater vest in a attempt to straighten up from his early morning rush as he made his way up the steps of the old building, to where he knew France's city flat to be.
Pounding loudly on the door, the Brit wince as his headache pounded right along with it, but the chaotic shuffling and panicking that came from the inside shortly later was enough to make Arthur forget about the pain. Apparently the Frog had still been asleep, and his loud knocking had awoken him just in time to discover the little surprised England had set up late last night.
Waiting excitedly for Francis to answer, Arthur wondered how old that old French dog had become!
Sixteen? Fifteenth, perhaps? Exactly how old had France been when he had first lost his virginity, anyway, England pondered, but his thoughts came to a halt as the door finally creak open to reveal.... no one.
Blinking in surprised at the empty spot before him, where France should have been standing, the confused English man finally looked down when he heard a heavily accent voice, much higher pitch then normal.
“L'Angleterre! Dieu merci que vous êtes ici! I have turned into un petit enfant!” Came the panic mixture of English and French, as the, now small blonde boy wrapped his small fist in Arthur's over sized sweater and gave the material a desperate tug.
Staring down at Francis, who now could be no more then five or six years old, physically, Arthur balked. “Bloody hell, you're just a baby!”
“I know, that is what I just side!” Francis scowled and crossed his arms, annoyed, but on his current face, the expression just looked like a cute pout instead. He was really too adorable.
Holding up his hands, as if to stop Francis from approaching even though he hadn't moved from his spot, Arthur shook his head. “I can't do it. I just can't do it. Clanger! You weren't suppose to be a blooming infant!” He huffed in frustration, and the adult trapped in a child's body's eyes narrowed.
“Arthur.” Francis stated, his firm voice now little more then a squeak, and waited until he had the (currently) taller man's attention. “Did you have something to do with my current condition, ros-bif?” He asked coldly, and England found himself having to look away, a blush on his face at being lectured by a... er, child.
Reaching up, Arthur scratched the back of his head, feeling awkward now that the taunting about Francis being unable to return to his current body until he took his renewed virginity no longer seeming appropriate. “Um, yes, well...” The Brit began, but the little French nation cut him off with a sigh.
Pushing the door open farther, the long haired blonde boy stepped to the side, and waved for the other to enter. “Perhaps it is best if we discuss this inside.” He suggested to his long time rival, since he obviously had information on what had happened to him.
Not expecting France to be so civil after what he had done, a brief shocked expression cross England's face, but he quickly composed himself, clearing his throat as he did. “Ah, right then. We'll just go inside, I'll whip us up a quick spot of tea, and we can have a nice, calm chat...” He said politely as he stepped in, not willing to be out 'gentlemaned' by the frog... and fell right on his face.
Pulling back his foot, Francis looked down at Arthur, who laid face down on his hard, wooden floor, and snorted. The young nation's tripping of the other country had nothing to do with his age reduction making him more immature... He just felt that the stupid limey had just deserved it.
Re: Ze Corned Beef Does Not Run Away From Ze Cabbage! Part 3
(Anonymous) 2014-07-30 08:25 am (UTC)(link)Once England and France's traditional yelling and trading of insults had been finished, awkward as it was with their current age difference, Arthur had brewed a fresh pot of tea, just as he had previously suggested. With a batch of cookies Francis had just made the day before handy, thew two rivals sat down at the kitchen table and enjoyed their snacks as the Englishman uncomfortably explain the spell he had used.
“I see.” Francis nodded once the story was done, while England focused his attention on stirring his tea rather then looking at the other. “So... you used a spell to make my wondrous adult into that of a child, because you could not stand the idea of someone else having been my first?” He added with a raised eyebrow, his lips pulling into a small smirk that now looked out of place of him, and Arthur sputtered, spitting out the sip of tea he had just taken.
“I said no such thing!” Arthur defended, face red, and wiped his mouth clean with a napkin.
Francis let out a giggle in reply and set down his half eaten cookie on his plate. “Oh, mon cher... no need to be embarrassed. In fact... I think it is sweet.” He tilted his head slightly to the side and smiled sweetly at the Brit as he slumped in his chair.
The Englishman flushed a little in reply. “Sweet? Well, I don't know if I would call it sweet - Crikey Moses!” He then exclaimed, shoving back away from the table so hard that his chair crashed into the cabinets behind him with a loud bang. “Be careful where you put your feet!”
“I was very careful about where I put them.” The small boy purred, leering at Arthur from across the table, and suddenly England realized that it had not been a mistake. “Good god, Francis! Are you some kind of duffer?! We can't do -THAT- while you're like -THIS-!” He gasped, jabbing his finger at the magically youthful body in emphasis.
“Hohoho! And, tell me, my dear Angleterre, why ever not?” France asked coyly as he carefully slid off the chair. “Now that I have had some time to think about it, I find your desire to be my first endearing, and despite what I may look like now, I am STILL a capable, consenting adult...” He paused to grin and wiggle his eyebrows suggestively before continue, “... VERY consenting, so...”
“No. Just no.” England answered with a frown, moving his hands in a quick, dismissive gesture as he warily watched the approaching boy. “This was a mistake. It's not going to happen.” He stated firmly.
“But Arthur! You said that the only way for the spell to be reversed was for you to be my first!” Francis whined, but Arthur cut him off quickly with another firm, “No.”
Getting up out of the chair, the Englishman backed away, trying to keep some distance between them. “I'll figure out another way.” He huffed, narrowing his eyes some as he turned to walk around the table, trying to keep the piece of furniture safely between them, but Francis resiliently followed.
“But Arthur....” He tried again, slowly chasing the Brit around the table.
England snorted. “No 'but's. It ain't happening, Frog.” He snapped at the other, and when France was at the far side of the room, while he was closest to the door, the shaggy blond took his chances and darted towards the exit before the pervert in a child's body had the chance to try anything funny.
Re: Ze Corned Beef Does Not Run Away From Ze Cabbage! Part 3
(Anonymous) 2014-08-01 04:12 am (UTC)(link)Love love the title! Pepe le Pew + Penelope! <33