hetalia_kink | Hetalia kink meme part 25

It's been pretty clear based on recent Halloween updates that Austria really doesn't like the idea of being naked. So, let's have Germany making him be naked! Specifics (is it in public, part of an ongoing thing, done on a drunken dare?!) are up to author-anon.

Go forth!

Latvia not only gets himself drunk, but ends up giving Moldova more than enough to be drunk himself.

And Moldova is not a manageable drunk, turning out to be very emotional. Cue Romania having to nurse him through his first time being drunk (and getting irritated with Latvia).

Bonus1: Latvia is also a handful drunk.
Bonus2: Lithuania steps in to help.
Bonus3: Hiding it from Russia.

Smut in a tulip field because all three are associated with the flower in some way

Turkey is the origin of the tulip
Netherlands' tulips are world renowned
Canada and Netherlands' relationship is built on the tulips Canada receives every year for helping Netherlands during ww2

Estonia's feeling kind of bummed out about being left out of the Nordics, so Lithuania and Latvia show him that being a Baltic isn't so bad.

Through sex.

Because that's how that works.

Really sweet and attentive sex please, with a bewildered but willing Estonia.

I'm looking for a good old-fashioned coffee shop AU with Germany and Italy, where one is a barista and one is a customer (not picky who is who).

Side pairings are OK, but I'd prefer no USUK, Franada, or Spamano. I'm also OK with some smut, but I'd like a sort of slow-falling-in-love, dorky angle to the whole thing, with both Germany and Italy being kind of shy and skittish around each other?

Bonus: whoever is the barista gets flustered really badly at least once and messes up the order, but the customer is still totally fine with it.

Present day Arthur is an alpha with unknown disease that will lead to death. So he has no choice but to freeze himself until they discover a cure. But resulting him being frozen for centuries only to wake in the future were all Alpha's have died out and run by an omega society and meets omega Alfred.

Sci fi romance with action

During the Suez Canal Crisis, the world was on the brink of war. Like serious war. The whole situation was a ticking timebomb with ten seconds left on the clock.

However a Canadian politician managed to pull everyone away from eachothers throats by sending in neutral Canadian troops. The Canadians ensured a ceasefire was agreed upon and maintained, and everyone backed off. Historians believe that if Canada hadn't stepped in it would have been a devastating world war.

I would like to see any fic involving this. What were the other countries feeling? Maybe nations looking back on how Canada saved them from their own stupidity?

Gen is preferred, but I won't object to any ships.

England, while showing a tough look to everyone... but when he's alone, he actually wants to have someone to dominate him until he submits under that person. Sometimes, he even try to do some things by himself, and it was during that that another session stumbled upon him. What happened next is entirely up to A!Anon (from something dark to something fluffy).

Bonus: England had been wearing his own collar and in the future wear a collar given by the other nation, a.k.a his Master.

One or both of them want to act out a domestic scene. Smut or no smut is fine, as long as saccharine role play ensues.

North Italy is more of a lover than a fighter, more content to write and chase after pretty maidens than go out and fight. But when the court hears that a beautiful princess from the north is besieged in her castle, Rome is quick to "volunteer" his grandson to bring honor to the family and make a better name for himself.

Fem!Germany is besieged in her castle, but she has a plan and isn't afraid to go out and defend her people. That, and she's sure her brothers Prussia and Austria (or at least Hungary) will come with reinforcements...if they aren't distracted, get lost, or kill each other first. She wasn't expecting to have to go out of her way to save a bumbling Italian courtier who's stumbled into something way over his head.

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Medieval AU, guys! No smut required. Hopefully someone will have fun with this request.

As a Canadian, there have been multiple times when I've encountered immigrants (specifically Russian) who are terrified of Canadian hockey. It's far more violent then the rest of the world. I would like something showing just how terrifying Canada gets with a hockey stick in hand.

Bonuses;
-'I don't know why he bothers giving his army guns when they would slaughter with just hockey sticks and the idea we had the puck'
-America trying to warn everyone, and no one believing him until its too late.
-Hockey Night Horror

Ladonia catches sight of Moldova one day, and instantly falls head over heels in love. He manages to get Moldova to go on a date (a playdate really) with him, and soon enough they're inseparable.

Keep it cute, please.

Bonus 1: Promises to love each other always forever, sealed with something childish like a plastic ring or a pinkie promise
Bonus 2: Sleepovers.

Norway around his mid to late twenties, and Denmark in his early to mid teens (so around 13-16 would be great!) Norway would be a huge masochist and Denmark (obviously) a masochist, but only discovering it now. Super hardcore BDSM is preffered~ owo
Bonuses:
- Lots and LOTS of biting
- Denmark having his hair pulled and melting in Norway's fingers

In which a terror-struck Fem!Norway wakes up in a panic after tears and cold sweats, and Romania has to alleviate the stress and fear.
Bonus; Cuddles and hugs, lots of 'em • Fem!Norway showing more emotion than one would expect (mostly through sobs and screams) • Human names used (I prefer Vladimir for Rom. and Maren for Nor., but thats up to to the writer)

I just really want some angsty Nordic countries...
Character death or anything akin.
Bonuses
~ Iceland is the victim
~ Love confession in the last moments

Something with Denmark and a human (female is preferred but its author's choice which gender) being in a very close romantic relationship, even though Denmark knows that s/he will die long before himself. Bonus if the other Nordics make an appearance here or there; set in medieval/viking times (though if you're doing this extensive research is not really necessary).

Several people have been granted superpowers; some choose to be villains, some choose to be neutral, and the main couple, nations A and B, choose to be heroes.

Any length of fill is fine. I would prefer if the couple was something other than USUK; the rarer the pairing, the better.

Bonuses: Near death with one partner, really random and unique superpowers, and other superpowered allies.

So Matthew's sort of had this crush on Alfred for a long time, but really doesn't want to risk the relationship they have now, so he's kept quiet.

Apparently too quiet.

Someone else, either unaware of Matthew's crush or uncaring, decides to start making some moves on Alfred themselves. If that weren't enough, Alfred seems to be responding positively to the sudden attention.

Matthew initially sinks into despair, fearing this newcomer will sweep Alfred away from him. He doesn't think he stands a chance.

Then he catches sight of one of their attempts falling completely flat, and realizes they aren't the master flirter he thought they were. This knowledge gives him the boost of confidence he needs to try and actually put some effort into wooing Al himself.

Bonus: Matthew doesn't go the standard route for dates, in contrast to the other person.
Bonus 2: Alfred actually catches on early, but doesn't bring it up right away because he likes seeing a more forward side to Matthew.

Can be human AU or canon. The other person can be anyone, really.

Macao loves that bear body and hard cock, give him some some hot burly sex.

Bonus: Totally body smooth Macao, we're talking totally shaved here. (minus the head obviously)

Estonia giving Monaco really hot anal play including fingering, rimming, and fucking. She loves it!

Bonus: She's got a dildo in her pussy the entire time.

So I was on the SATW site (Scandinavia and the World, a web comic inspired by Hetalia) and I saw this: http://satwcomic.com/government-down post. In the notes it says that the Reason that Belgium is so unimpressed with America is that the country holds the record of 535 days without an established government. (Some sources vary on the exact number of days, but that's what many attest to.)

So lets have Belgium & America during the Shutdown. Does she help him through it, yell at him to get over himself, or something in the middle. Up to you anons.

I am craving Sweden riding a guy until hes an incoherent mess. No real preference on who his partner is.

Bonus 1 - Dirty talk
Bonus 2 - Light bondage

Estonia feels tired of being ignored and asks England (or Norway or someone else who uses magic) to turn his gender to female. (Let's just pretend that it's possible ...) He believes that he might actually find happiness if he was woman and would attract more interest in men. And to be honest, he's right ... once he becomes a she, there are many "customers" waiting behind his door and trying to break it down (figuratively speaking, it doesn't really have to happen ... ). She becomes so appealing that everyone wants a piece of her.

Bonus:
There are some kind of side effects that make Estonia sick (or something)

Going by his name ~~and most of the fandom~~ Romano's heart is Rome. So why is it then that the area of Italy pre-unification where Rome is "Northern" and under Feliciano. If we keep to cannon with only Feli and Lovi and ignore the how many regions Northern Italy was divided into. Did Austria force the issue of keeping Rome under his rule as a way of leverage over Spain? Maybe Romano gave his heart to his brother to watch over until they could be free and together again. Use either of these theories (or come up with your own).

Bonuses - Going without his heart for so long is ~~part of~~ the reason why Romano's personality is the way it is today, and also partially why Veniciano is the "Face" of Italy despite Romano's heart being the capital. Romano's heart falling out like Russia's does would be interesting to but i'm fine without it.

Canada and Liechtenstein like each other. They spend a lot of time talking on the phone and sneak away for coffee breaks whenever they can manage. They want to move it on to another level but of course there is one major obstacle in their way...her brother. Deciding that distraction and/or showing him that Canada really isn't all that bad is the best option Canada calls in some "You Owe Me Brother" favors and drags America along as a date for Swiss. It goes about as well as you would expect.

Any setting, plot and any other shenanigans are up to you. The crazier the better. Swiss and America hitting it off as well, in their fashion, at the end is the only requirement. (Smut would be lovely but not necessary).

Bonus: Office AU setting w/Swiss as the feared boss/owner of the company the others also work for.
Bonus 2: The date ends up on a shooting range where it turns into an extremely competitive experience.

Germany/Austria - nudity

Latvia, Moldova, Romania - drunk

Turkey/Netherlands/Canada tulip threesome

Lithuania/Estonia\Latvia - Comfort Sex

GerIta coffee shop AU

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