As a Canadian, there have been multiple times when I've encountered immigrants (specifically Russian) who are terrified of Canadian hockey. It's far more violent then the rest of the world. I would like something showing just how terrifying Canada gets with a hockey stick in hand.

Bonuses;
-'I don't know why he bothers giving his army guns when they would slaughter with just hockey sticks and the idea we had the puck'
-America trying to warn everyone, and no one believing him until its too late.
-Hockey Night Horror