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I got this idea when my class had a discussion about abusive relationships and control. I've seen so many scenarios in which a nation helps America heal from an eating disorder. Well, I would like to see if they didn't. I want to see Nation A play on America's disorder, use his insecurities, loneliness and self-hated to their advantage.
Bonus 1: Nation A is Yandere.
Bonus 2: This turns into a very miserable and semi-unwilling relationship for America.
Bonus 3: Much later, someone finds out about the damage done to both America's body and psychological health, and confronts Nation A.
Bonus 1: Nation A is Yandere.
Bonus 2: This turns into a very miserable and semi-unwilling relationship for America.
Bonus 3: Much later, someone finds out about the damage done to both America's body and psychological health, and confronts Nation A.
Nations of your choice fighting over who gets to try and woo Fem!America. None of them actually think to ask her opinion on the matter and she's frustrated and angry with all of them and looking for an escape. In swoops her BFF Poland who actually listens to what she says when she talks and treats her like an actual person and equally doesn't mind marathon shopping or video game sessions.
One thing leads to another and while the others are too busy arguing amongst themselves to view Poland as a threat he manages to woo her right out from under their collective noses.
Canon or AU setting is fine, feel free to add whatever sort of plot you want. Smut would be lovely but isn't necessary. Obviously the more humor the better.
Bonus: Smug as hell Poland when the others realize what has happened.
One thing leads to another and while the others are too busy arguing amongst themselves to view Poland as a threat he manages to woo her right out from under their collective noses.
Canon or AU setting is fine, feel free to add whatever sort of plot you want. Smut would be lovely but isn't necessary. Obviously the more humor the better.
Bonus: Smug as hell Poland when the others realize what has happened.
Based on this tumblr post: "au where romano embraces his role as germany’s older brother-in-law. a bit too enthusiastically -- shows up at 5am at the foot of their bed like “GET UP BASTARD BROTHER IN LAW I’M TAKING YOU SHOPPING AND WE ARE GONNA FUCKING BOND”"
So something where Romano decides he'll swallow his hatred of Germany for his brother's sake (or so his brother will STOP PESTERING HIM or a combination of the two) and tries to bond with him. Do with it what you will. It would also be great if Germany had always tried to be nice to Romano to begin with.
Bonus 1: Both of them are intensely awkward for much of the story.
Bonus 2: At some point, watching some interaction between them, Romano comes to realize and appreciate how much Germany truly loves his brother and how good they are together.
Bonus 3: Side of Spamano
So something where Romano decides he'll swallow his hatred of Germany for his brother's sake (or so his brother will STOP PESTERING HIM or a combination of the two) and tries to bond with him. Do with it what you will. It would also be great if Germany had always tried to be nice to Romano to begin with.
Bonus 1: Both of them are intensely awkward for much of the story.
Bonus 2: At some point, watching some interaction between them, Romano comes to realize and appreciate how much Germany truly loves his brother and how good they are together.
Bonus 3: Side of Spamano
Exactly what it says in the title. Preferred pairings would be Hungary/Romania, Hungary/Prussia, Belarus/any. But you really can use anyone you want (there is no pairing I dislike). Nyotalia characters are fine too.
Any hetero pair having sex, using a vibrator to stimulate his prostate while she rides him. Pretty simple.
Canon ladies or fem!America (that's not say you can't use America as the guy with a canon lady though), but preferred no other genderbends. I have weak spots for AusHun, EngBel, UKUS, and CanUkr, but I'm open to others.
Another note: I'd prefer the guy HAS slept with men in the past and has experience with anal sex/toys.
Canon ladies or fem!America (that's not say you can't use America as the guy with a canon lady though), but preferred no other genderbends. I have weak spots for AusHun, EngBel, UKUS, and CanUkr, but I'm open to others.
Another note: I'd prefer the guy HAS slept with men in the past and has experience with anal sex/toys.
Russia and Japan opening themselves to each other (hehehe)
Can be fluffy with them in an established relationship, or they can be enemies having hatesex, I'm not picky
Can be fluffy with them in an established relationship, or they can be enemies having hatesex, I'm not picky
Alfred always the hero so instead Arthur actually the mask super hero dating normal citizen Alfred Jones
Bonus: if Arthur power something like aqua man that is water base
Bonus: if Arthur power something like aqua man that is water base
Okay, we all know the cheesy yaoi with the pretty sparkly uke and the seme who behaves in a manner which in any logical world would get him arrested. Let's have that, except the seme (and only the seme) is a girl.
Prussia and Japan are two princes of shakily allied countries, betrothed to each other as a sign of friendship and trust. Neither of them are especially happy about this. Japan sees Prussia as a thick-headed warmonger, and Prussia sees Japan as a weak, too-analytical pushover.
This comes to a head as they decide to have a "friendly" sparring match. However, Japan is surprised to find that Prussia really is smart, especially when it comes to on-the-spot strategizing, and Prussia is equally surprised to find that not only is Japan strong, but he's actually rather ruthless in battle. These revelations end up massively improving their relationship, leading to a tentative friendship or even acceptance of their marriage.
Bonus: Helping each other clean up afterwards leads to sex.
This comes to a head as they decide to have a "friendly" sparring match. However, Japan is surprised to find that Prussia really is smart, especially when it comes to on-the-spot strategizing, and Prussia is equally surprised to find that not only is Japan strong, but he's actually rather ruthless in battle. These revelations end up massively improving their relationship, leading to a tentative friendship or even acceptance of their marriage.
Bonus: Helping each other clean up afterwards leads to sex.
So one of the younger micronations (Wy, Kugelmugel, Sealand, Ladonia) has decided that Molossia is the one for them, and they've seen how couples act among the nations.
Cue buying flowers and candy (but cheap stuff; they are kids, after all), and kid stalking (Like following him around like a puppy, stalking on facebook), all the while trying to convince Molossia of their love.
Molossia, for his part, is absolutely horrified, and tries to lose them in almost every way possible. ('I'm too old for you! Leave me the fuck alone!')
Please, please, no shota undertones.
Cue buying flowers and candy (but cheap stuff; they are kids, after all), and kid stalking (Like following him around like a puppy, stalking on facebook), all the while trying to convince Molossia of their love.
Molossia, for his part, is absolutely horrified, and tries to lose them in almost every way possible. ('I'm too old for you! Leave me the fuck alone!')
Please, please, no shota undertones.
Based loosely on the manga Velvet Blue Rose - but taking out the shoujo romance elements.
Nation A and B are the current proprietors of a custom wedding dress shop. Nation A inherited it from his father and Nation B came to work at the store later on. Nation A handles initial designs and detail work and Nation B makes the patterns and does the structural work. They have a total old married-couple dynamic while being completely platonic buddies.
Focus on the bromance please!
Bonus 1: The chatty ladies in the formal wear shop nearby ship them hard. Nation B does nothing to discourage them, to Nation A's frustration/embarrassment.
Bonus 2: One of them is in fact gay/bi.
Bonus 3: Their dynamics with their contract workers (those who make things that the duo can't e.g. specialty jewelry, accessories, etc.) - exes, friends, cousins, etc.
Nation A and B are the current proprietors of a custom wedding dress shop. Nation A inherited it from his father and Nation B came to work at the store later on. Nation A handles initial designs and detail work and Nation B makes the patterns and does the structural work. They have a total old married-couple dynamic while being completely platonic buddies.
Focus on the bromance please!
Bonus 1: The chatty ladies in the formal wear shop nearby ship them hard. Nation B does nothing to discourage them, to Nation A's frustration/embarrassment.
Bonus 2: One of them is in fact gay/bi.
Bonus 3: Their dynamics with their contract workers (those who make things that the duo can't e.g. specialty jewelry, accessories, etc.) - exes, friends, cousins, etc.
So, a female character (can be canon or nyotalia) buys a male character (can also be canon or nyotalia) as a sex slave in a world that allows such things.
But the male character isn't quite up to snuff; so she gets him customized for her needs.
This can include things like dick piercings, hair removal, plastic surgery, etc.
Go wild!
But the male character isn't quite up to snuff; so she gets him customized for her needs.
This can include things like dick piercings, hair removal, plastic surgery, etc.
Go wild!
England being turned into an obedient plaything/slave and being used completely.
Bonus: Whoever that did this makes it so that it's as if it's England's fault that he's making England into becoming this.
Bonus: Whoever that did this makes it so that it's as if it's England's fault that he's making England into becoming this.
I have recently been fascinated by the British actors in Hollywood. With their usual background of classical acting training and theatre production, they seem to have some rather unique quality amongst big screen actors.
So I just want some interaction between Arthur and his actors. Maybe they discuss the theatre tradition in the UK, maybe they talk about recent big screen productions, anything! Pick one or more British actor/actress you like and go with it, imagine what he/she will talk about if he/she can meet the country itself?
Bonus: It is a gathering of actors (more is always better, isn't it?)
So I just want some interaction between Arthur and his actors. Maybe they discuss the theatre tradition in the UK, maybe they talk about recent big screen productions, anything! Pick one or more British actor/actress you like and go with it, imagine what he/she will talk about if he/she can meet the country itself?
Bonus: It is a gathering of actors (more is always better, isn't it?)
Most badfic parodies are of the shipping-fic type. Let's have Hetalia's answer to Thirty Hs, or something; any shipping is entirely incidental to the puzzling plot and horrifying descriptions.
I found that this meme barely has any Japan (outside of shipping fics) so my request would be Japan as the star of some sort of Fantasy AU without any kind of pairings. I'll leave the exact set-up to the filler, it could be anything, be it a Fantasy world based on Victorian England or Japanese mythology, or maybe a real-world High-school setting were he discovers that he has magical powers, whatever it is so long as it involves magic.
How many other characters you include is completely up to you, I'd even appreciate if you put in as many as possible, please no gender-bents or OCs (at least none that are relevant to the plot). When I said no pairings then I meant no pairings as the center of the plot. There can actually be some, even involving Japan, but only as an aside, maybe mentioned a few times or something.
Smut is fine, too. Rape as well if it's relevant to the plot but please not graphic and please not involving Japan. It shouldn't be the center of the plot either. (But if it's not relevant in any way or if something else would work just as well, don't include it)
Non Nation AU, but if you use the official human names or different ones is completely up to you!
Bonus: Give China an important role, he needs more love as well :) (I'd prefer as Japan's ally but as the villain or whatever would be fine too)
Bonus 2: DON'T give America a super important role. He can appear and appear a lot but he gets so much attention, it'd be nice if he were only a supporting character here
Overly long request over! Thanks to anyone who would be willing to fill this!
How many other characters you include is completely up to you, I'd even appreciate if you put in as many as possible, please no gender-bents or OCs (at least none that are relevant to the plot). When I said no pairings then I meant no pairings as the center of the plot. There can actually be some, even involving Japan, but only as an aside, maybe mentioned a few times or something.
Smut is fine, too. Rape as well if it's relevant to the plot but please not graphic and please not involving Japan. It shouldn't be the center of the plot either. (But if it's not relevant in any way or if something else would work just as well, don't include it)
Non Nation AU, but if you use the official human names or different ones is completely up to you!
Bonus: Give China an important role, he needs more love as well :) (I'd prefer as Japan's ally but as the villain or whatever would be fine too)
Bonus 2: DON'T give America a super important role. He can appear and appear a lot but he gets so much attention, it'd be nice if he were only a supporting character here
Overly long request over! Thanks to anyone who would be willing to fill this!
I like China, Japan, and Korea with the family equivalent of the Vitriolic Best Buds dynamic; they snark at and annoy each other all the time, but there's no longer any real malice there on a personal level, whatever their humans think of each other. Their more serious clashes come with the job of being a nation, and they all look forward to a day when they'll stop. No shipping, please.
Former pirates Arthur, Antonio and Francis end up in the same town after their successful careers at sea. They were bitter rivals as pirates but now they have to trust each other not to give the others in. (I don't know why the same town or why they don't leave when they find each other there (stubborness? since none of them wants to be the one to back off), just feel free to come up with a reason.)
Slowly building friendship in an environment where the other two are the only ones who you can relate to.
Bonus 1: Sexxx? Threesome? (double points for England topping)
Bonus 2: A very non-conventional romance (but only after a lot of build-up please) would be cool too (though I like the non-romantic version actually kind of just as much, I really don't mind if there's no sex or romance.)
Bonus 3: Some kind of emphasis on them being all from different countries (and yet all out-laws). (Maybe the town itself is pretty multicultural too?)
Slowly building friendship in an environment where the other two are the only ones who you can relate to.
Bonus 1: Sexxx? Threesome? (double points for England topping)
Bonus 2: A very non-conventional romance (but only after a lot of build-up please) would be cool too (though I like the non-romantic version actually kind of just as much, I really don't mind if there's no sex or romance.)
Bonus 3: Some kind of emphasis on them being all from different countries (and yet all out-laws). (Maybe the town itself is pretty multicultural too?)
As China and America grow closer Japan starts getting increasingly jealous and darkly possessive towards America. I leave the plot/setting in the writers capable hands anything you want to do is fine (including rape/non con).
Bonus: China and America are not actually together romantically at the start but are actually drawn together that way through the events of the story.
Bonus: China and America are not actually together romantically at the start but are actually drawn together that way through the events of the story.
Lets pretend back during viking times Denmark and Sweden had long hair. I don't really care about anything plot wise just lots of attention to their luscious, flowing locks.
Bonuses
1: Sweden putting little braids in Denmark's hair.
2: I remember hearing somewhere that short hair was a sign of slavery for vikings, and whether it's true or not Denmark cutting off Sweden's hair to claim possession over him would be lovely.
Bonuses
1: Sweden putting little braids in Denmark's hair.
2: I remember hearing somewhere that short hair was a sign of slavery for vikings, and whether it's true or not Denmark cutting off Sweden's hair to claim possession over him would be lovely.
The nations have been drinking when a corny song comes on (example : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJpV9F_hOVQ). England and Japan are smashed and proceed to ruin its sentimentality with off-key singing/dramatically acting out the lyrics/stumbling over themselves/other drunken antics.
Bonus if surrounding nations get a kick out of it. I'd prefer no pairings.
Bonus if surrounding nations get a kick out of it. I'd prefer no pairings.
Inspired by this Hetaween comic: http://www.hetarchive.net/img/bamboothicket/okifitschibitalia.jpg .The line "I've been married before" in context with chest hugs tells this anon Austria totally did his fair share of paying tribute to Hungary's glorious rack during their marriage, and who can blame him? So historically based AusHun with lots of love for those beautiful breasts of hers.
Bonus: Coming from having her breasts/nipples touched alone.
Bonus: Coming from having her breasts/nipples touched alone.
Who doesn't love a steamy (no pun intended) shower sex smutfic? Yeah, pretty self-explanatory. Preferably Het. I'm partial to RomNor, DenNor, and NedNor
Bonuses; Starts out as normal shower but things get a bit freaky~;
The hot water runs out some time during their session
Bonuses; Starts out as normal shower but things get a bit freaky~;
The hot water runs out some time during their session
Prussia-->Italy, others, questionable finalcial decisions
(Anonymous) 2013-11-15 03:55 am (UTC)(link)Various characters getting Prussia to buy things he doesn't want or need by telling him that Italy would be impressed/recommends it.
Canon setting, Nation names. Can end in Prutalia if filler likes.
Canon setting, Nation names. Can end in Prutalia if filler likes.
England feels like his baby brother could use a little help in the romance department and when he sees America chatting with Lady Nation of Your Choice, he starts to think about how they'd make an adorable couple.
Cue shenanigans as he attempts to set them up, especially as other nations catch on and start to get involved in the matchmaking (or in sabotaging the matchmaking!) I'd love for it to be fluffy and light and to end in America getting the girl and England feeling smug about facilitating their relationship.
Bonus 1- America and the Lady Nation both kind of figure out what England's up to and are amused by it. At least until England's plans start to work and they actually begin to fall in love.
Bonus 2- I don't care whether it's canon or human au, but if it's a human au, England also looks forward to having a little niece or nephew to spoil and tell stories to.
Cue shenanigans as he attempts to set them up, especially as other nations catch on and start to get involved in the matchmaking (or in sabotaging the matchmaking!) I'd love for it to be fluffy and light and to end in America getting the girl and England feeling smug about facilitating their relationship.
Bonus 1- America and the Lady Nation both kind of figure out what England's up to and are amused by it. At least until England's plans start to work and they actually begin to fall in love.
Bonus 2- I don't care whether it's canon or human au, but if it's a human au, England also looks forward to having a little niece or nephew to spoil and tell stories to.
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