Nations of your choice fighting over who gets to try and woo Fem!America. None of them actually think to ask her opinion on the matter and she's frustrated and angry with all of them and looking for an escape. In swoops her BFF Poland who actually listens to what she says when she talks and treats her like an actual person and equally doesn't mind marathon shopping or video game sessions.

One thing leads to another and while the others are too busy arguing amongst themselves to view Poland as a threat he manages to woo her right out from under their collective noses.

Canon or AU setting is fine, feel free to add whatever sort of plot you want. Smut would be lovely but isn't necessary. Obviously the more humor the better.

Bonus: Smug as hell Poland when the others realize what has happened.