So one of the younger micronations (Wy, Kugelmugel, Sealand, Ladonia) has decided that Molossia is the one for them, and they've seen how couples act among the nations.

Cue buying flowers and candy (but cheap stuff; they are kids, after all), and kid stalking (Like following him around like a puppy, stalking on facebook), all the while trying to convince Molossia of their love.

Molossia, for his part, is absolutely horrified, and tries to lose them in almost every way possible. ('I'm too old for you! Leave me the fuck alone!')

Please, please, no shota undertones.