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(frozen comment) Rome/Germania -- Goats

[identity profile] hetalia-kink.livejournal.com 2010-10-16 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
(This is a model request. Please follow this format when requesting yourself: Pairing/character(s) and kink/prompt in subject line, BRIEF elaboration in message -- stay under 200 words and 3 bonuses. Historical background or definition of words, which can be removed without changing the prompt itself, won't count toward the limit.)

I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.

Austria, Military crack

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
In 1788, one of the most stupid events in military history took place: the Battle of Karansebes. Basically the Austrian army got drunk and started shooting each other. And then trampled over their fellow soldiers while escaping from the imaginary Turkish army. Which is pretty stupid, if you ask me.

I'd love to see some cracky/humorous take on this. Maybe Prussia laughing his (awesome) ass off? Maybe Turkey remembering the lameness of the Austrian army? I don't know, I just want something funny.

More info here: http://www.cracked.com/article_17123_5-most-retarded-wars-ever-fought.html Check #3.

Re: Austria, Military crack

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
YES

Re: Austria, Military crack

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. YES. YES.
Thirded to the moon and back! *cries tears of joy*

Re: Austria, Military crack

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Link doesn't work OP. :(

OP here

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It works for me *confused* But I'll copy paste the article, ok?

The Battle of Karansebes (1788)

Hey, what if a bunch of soldiers got really drunk, right in the middle of the war? And started shooting at each other, just for fun?

Let's just say things get out of hand really fast.

How Did It Start?

So, in 1788, Austria was at war with Turkey. The Austrian army was marching down to clash with an advancing Turkish army in what is now Romania. Shenanigans ensued.

What happened was the Austrians set up camp for the night, and some scouts on horseback went out to check the immediate countryside for any armed Turks. They came across a band of gypsies with a shitload of schnapps for sale, which they eagerly bought and began drinking with a gusto rarely seen outside of a frat party.

A load of Austrian infantry were also out and about, and came across the group of scouts. They wanted to join the drinking. The boozy scouts refused and set up makeshift fortification in what probably seemed a really funny idea at the time. Things got heated, an argument broke out and someone got too excited and fired a shot.

What Happened Next?

All Hell broke loose, infantry and scouts firing wildly at each other. The infantry, in a state of confusion, began shouting that the Turks were attacking them. The scouts, even though it was they who were attacking their infantry, suddenly believed that there actually was a huge, swarthy, mustachioed Turkish army just behind them.

Filling their snazzy cavalry pants with rapidly escaping dinners, the scouts broke ranks and piled through the ranks of infantry. The infantry took this as a sign that the Turks were definitely there. They began a panicky withdrawal, all animosity forgotten in the face of the imaginary Turkish army.

Just when the whole affair couldn't get any stupider, it did. The Austrian army was made up of soldiers from several countries and they spoke different languages. So when the German-speaking officers started shouting "Halt! Halt!" in their own language, the non-German-speakers mistook it for cries of, "Allah! Allah!"

The whole frantic group of soldiers finally arrived back at the main camp. An officer there, in a moment of slapstick brilliance, reasoned that the charging, shouting men must be a Turkish attack, and ordered an artillery strike.

The entire camp then awoke to the sound of an enormous battle and they all did what every disciplined soldier would do at a time like this: ran away in different directions, firing wildly. The situation escalated until the army was called into a general retreat from the imaginary enemy. Finally, not wanting to miss out on the fun, the leader of the whole operation, Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II, got knocked off his horse and landed in a stream.

Who Won?

The only real winner here was magnificent stupidity. For a more tangible result, we'll say that the points went to the Turks, who arrived at the scene two days later to find almost 10,000 dead and wounded Austrians and, after they had all had a good laugh, promptly captured the town and surrounding countryside.


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_17123_5-most-retarded-wars-ever-fought.html#ixzz13Dd0YPGC

Netherlands/Iceland - molestation

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Request somewhat based on this fancomic: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=12114722

The Netherlands (and the UK) lost a lot of money when the banks in Iceland collapsed.

The other Nordics notice something odd - when England harasses Iceland about the money, they'll usually just end up bitching at one another until someone storms off/hangs up - but when the Netherlands does it, Iceland is utterly petrified, avoids him as much as possible, won't talk to him without other people around, etc., and gets increasingly upset/clingy/paranoid as it continues. This baffling behavior sparks off a Great Nordic Investigation, which eventually succeeds in making him talk.

The explanation is much worse than they could have imagined. As a child, Iceland was so androgynous that he was frequently mistaken for a little girl, and the Netherlands - who has a thing for little girls - molested him before actually realizing he was a boy.

Bonus: Part of the reason Iceland doesn't want to tell anyone what happened is because he's afraid he'll be accused of making it up to get out of paying his debt and/or told it wasn't a big deal because he hadn't actually been raped.

*purchases some prime real estate in Hell*

And Such Are The Consequences 1/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Iceland has a beautiful vision in his head. It involves an English monastery, a longship full of angry Vikings, and quite a number of very sharp spears.

That vision is the only thing stopping him from launching himself across the table to where England is standing red-faced and haughty, and tearing out those stupid eyebrows hair by hair.

Well, that and the fact that his entire body hurts so much he can barely move. Which means launching is rather out of the question.

And of course there’s the presence of Norway, who keeps shooting Iceland concerned sideways glances when he’s not watching England rant with a blank transfixion. Denmark, Finland, and Sweden are in the room too. Iceland would never lose control of himself like that in front of them. Not when he’s already smoldering with shame as England’s words deal blow after blow to his shattered pride.

This scathing tirade is nothing more than the latest development in the constant mortification that’s been Iceland’s life for the past couple weeks. Ever since his banks crashed, it’s been nothing short of hell. He’s acutely aware that the rest of the world has been watching him struggle with varying degrees of sympathy and dark humor. Applying to the IMF was embarrassing. Going delirious with fever was even more so. But it was being forced to accept so much help from other countries that had really done it for him. At this point, he almost couldn’t bring himself to care.

Almost.

It’s frustrating. He feels so helpless. He really has screwed up, and there’s nothing he can do about it. All he has to defend is empty pride. And so he’s obliged to listen to England lecture him as though he were a stupid, ignorant child. Even though he’s definitely not the only country to have screwed up economically in recent months. Even though he’s not the underlying cause of this recession as a whole. None of it matters, because the entire world is already feverish and grumpy and now they’re having to pay to save him.

The shame, the frustration, and the vulnerability—not to mention the illness—are crushing Iceland’s heart to dust. But he is determined to sit there, calm and stoic, with the same bored, mildly defiant expression as insult after insult is thrown his way. He is, by nature, proud, even when he has nothing left to be proud of.

He’s a half-frozen volcanic island. He’s used to life being tough. He can handle anything.

“…can’t let this slide!” England is shouting. He bangs his fist on the desk for effect, his flushed face clashing almost comically with his green tie. “Do you realize how many countries are having to suffer for your stupidity? Just look around you at the—”

He breaks off mid-sentence as the door opens, his big stupid eyebrows flying up and then down like convulsing caterpillars. He opens his mouth, shuts it, adjusts his tie, and then says cordially, “Good, I had been wondering when you would show up.”

The other Nordics have turned to look at the new arrival. Norway doesn’t look surprised, but then again he never looks much of anything. Sweden looks absolutely murderous—nothing new. Finland is sighing and shaking his head. Denmark, who had been busily taking apart a pen, suddenly brightens.

Iceland stares at the doorway and suddenly England and banks and crises and loans don’t matter. There’s a ball of ice in his throat and everybody seems too close, much too close.

Iceland can handle anything. Except this.

And Such Are The Consequences 1b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
“How did those damned Vikings come across such a precious little thing like you?”

This was close, much too close. “Are you sure… are you sure this is something that all big countries do?”

An impatient wave of the hand. “Of course. Better trading ties, and all that.”

It didn’t make much sense—he had never seen Norway or Denmark do something like this, and they were great at trading. Had he not been paying attention?

Fingers stroked through his hair, sending uncomfortable shivers racing down his spine. “Your hair is beautiful. You should grow it long. Then it would be even more beautiful,” the voice whispered in his ear. The hot breath fluttering against cheek made him feel sick.

“You’re so pretty, my precious. So pretty.”

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 1c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Iceland feels sick. He swallows and manages to nod evenly at the man now sitting next to England and directly across the table from him.

Netherlands acknowledges the nod with a slight inclination of his head. Then he quickly averts his eyes.

Iceland can’t bring himself to avert his own.

England takes a deep breath and scrubs a hand across his face. His cheeks are still a grotesque shade of burgundy, though now that he’s stopped shouting the color has begun to fade. “I’m glad you’re here, Netherlands. I’ve been trying to talk some sense into Iceland for the past half hour. Maybe you’ll get through to him.”

Netherlands nods slowly. He glares a spot on the table and says “You have to pay me back. I need the money.”

Iceland tries to speak. He knows exactly what he wants to say: ‘I know, but I don’t have the money. It’s not possible. I’m sorry.' But he can’t. The words stir in his throat, and then come apart, crumbling like sugar before they can properly form.

Norway speaks for him. “He can’t. Both of you know he can’t.”

England snorts derisively. “Well, he’s going to have to arrange something so that he can.”

Denmark is rolling the ink barrel of his pen between his fingers. “Why don’t you lighten up, England? You know what it’s like to be in deep shit. Lay off.” He turns to look at Netherlands. “And I thought you were cooler than this, man. What do you think you’re doing, picking on my little bro?”

Netherlands shrugs, frowning. “I need the money back.”

Iceland doesn’t think he’s supposed to be able to hear his blood rushing in his ears.

“What you seem to fail to understand,” England is saying, “is that Iceland is the one at fault here. He got himself into this situation, and now he needs to take responsibility for it. I suppose that you Nordics may be used to babying him, but I’m sorry to say the rest of the world isn’t going to stand for that.”

The irritating voice begins to blur together, and Iceland lets it go.

Why does he have to be involved in this? Why him, of all countries? I would take another two hours of England ranting over this. I would take another two hours of England ranting and a plateful of burned scones over this.

Netherlands is still staring at the tabletop with his cold, shifty eyes, and his hands—those hard, horrible hands—are resting in front of him. Iceland swallows again, trying not to remember Netherlands’ hands. He thinks he’s had nightmares about them. They seem to glow with an evil, red-tinged aura.

Though now that he thinks about it, spots of colored light are flashing all over Netherlands’ body, and on England, and on the wall behind them….

Suddenly, he’s on the floor. A ring of concerned faces sharpens and then falls of out focus above him. He lets out a choked cry of fear when he sees Netherlands’ among them. “B-Back off!” he slurs, his tongue heavy. “Get… away from me.”

“Ice. It’s okay. Big brother’s here.” Norway’s fingers curl around his, but Iceland wrenches his hand away. He can’t stand the contact, not with him so close.

Strong but gentle arms scoop him up, and he breathes in the scent of saltwater and pine trees that he knows to be Sweden’s.

Norway’s speaking. “I think we’ve made some progress today. At least, we’re all very aware of your sentiments on this matter,” he says dryly. “I don’t think there’s anything left to discuss.”

As Sweden begins to carry him out of the room, Iceland can’t help but look back.

Netherlands is still staring at him.

Iceland squeezes his eyes shut, but he can’t stop the hot ashamed tears from soaking into his eyelashes.

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MELODRAMA, whoo!
Sorry, I’m hoping that this will get less angsty… unless you guys like melodrama, in which case, I CAN DO THAT. 8D

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 1c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Iceland! I just want to hug him better! Your writing is amazing, anon! Bad Netherlands, bad!

Op here!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
and I am totally not opposed to melodrama, if you're inclined to go in that direction. But if you want less angst, I am just fine with that, too!

Holy crap, I love this. I love you. I didn't think anyone was going to fill this but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway. &hearts creepy!Netherlands was appropriately creepy and poor Iceland freaking out was just awesome and there's probably something wrong with me for thinking that. xD

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 1c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you so much, you have no idea. And this fill. And the prompt.

Overprotective Nordics are pure love, and your inner Iceland voice is absolutely perfect.

And I vote for melodrama!

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 1c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh... continue please?
*puppy eye* >3

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 1c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is wonderful! The characters are written very well - especially Denmark and Norway, which is impressive considering they've got like two lines each so far - and the description is just lovely. I especially liked that detail about the words crumbling like sugar, it's just so pretty and I don't think I've read anything like that metaphor before. It's a really great start all around, I can't wait to read more! 'specially since i've got a hunch who you are, aha

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 1c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Marry me, y/y? so I can lock you in my basement and make you WRITE moarrrr

Loved it, anon c: please update sooooon!

And Such Are The Consequences 2a/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, thank you so much for all the kind compliments! You guys are awesome. 8D Even you, slightly creepy basement-locking anon. xD

---

“And so then, then—you gotta hear what he says, man, it’s priceless, so then he says—ah, shit.” Denmark grabs the edge of the counter, steadying himself. Laughter and alcohol are a dangerous combination.

Netherlands is looking at him with that stupid expression of his—one part exasperation, one part amusement, and one part disbelief. “I think you’ve had enough, man. You’re gonna fall and kill yourself.”

Denmark snorts. “Shut up. I was downing mjød when you were still wetting yourself.” He rakes a hand through his hair, shoving it back out of his eyes. “And anyway,” he continues, pointing an accusing finger, “you don’t have any right to call me out. You’ve barely drunk anything.”

“Maybe ‘cause I don’t want to look like a bumbling dumbass like you, wise guy.” Netherlands shoves his half-finished beer over to Denmark. “Go ahead and have the rest. If I’m lucky, it’ll make you do something stupid and entertain me.”

Denmark takes the beer, confused. He would never, ever admit it, but out of the two of them, Netherlands had always been just a little bit better at holding his alcohol. Usually, when they went out drinking like this, Netherlands never lost a chance to one-up him and then rub it in his face. But apparently not tonight.

“Hey, you’re okay, right?” he asks without thinking.

Netherlands raises an eyebrow at him. “Yeah. Why?”

“I dunno. You’re just being weird. I mean, you gave me your beer, what’s up with that?”

Netherlands shrugs. He pulls a package of cigarettes from of his pocket and tugs one out. “Not in the mood to be drunk. That a problem?”

“No, ‘course not. Just wondering.” Denmark points at the cigarette. “That’s not really legal to have in here, y’know.”

“Does it look like anyone cares?” Netherlands jerks his head towards the rest of the crowd. At least five other people are smoking away.

“Okay, fair point.” Denmark considers making Netherlands share, but then remembers that he’s already given him half a drink free and decides that that’s good enough.

“You’re not mad at me, are ya?” asks Netherlands. It’s a very casual question, but even rather inebriated, Denmark finds it weird.

“Uh, no. Did I do something that made you think I was?”

“No, no. I was just thinking—y’know, that meeting with your little bro earlier today didn’t end too well, and you weren’t happy with me pestering him in the first place.” Netherlands blows a cloud of smoke across the table.

“Ah yeah, that.” Denmark frowns. “Poor Ice. He’s been pretty broken up about the whole thing. But I’m not mad at you, man. S’not your fault your government wants the money back. Honestly, I think England’s the one stressing Ice out.” His hand curls into a fist just thinking about it “I wanted to staple his face shut earlier.”

Netherlands snorts and takes a long drag on his cigarette. “Yeah.”

Denmark downs the rest of Netherland’s beer in a few sips. He’ll probably regret it tomorrow, but what the hell. He closes his eyes and smiles. A thousand years have passed, and he’s still the kind of guy who never wants to live anywhere but the present.

The thought makes him feel really sappy and stupid. “Netherlands, man, I’m so glad we’re bros.”

“Hmph, you’re drunk,” says Netherlands. His tone is derisive, but when Denmark opens his eyes, he sees an amused, but nevertheless genuine half-smile.

The world seems to have gone a bit shiny, Denmark notes. The dim bar looks several shades brighter than he remembers, and he can basically see his reflection in Netherlands’ eyes. Then Denmark nearly pitches off his seat trying to give his buddy a manly slap on the back—and between that and the shininess, he knows it’s time to declare he’s had enough and thunk his head down on the counter.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 2b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
“Aren’t you a pretty little one.”

Iceland started with fear and surprise, accidentally dropping the piece of wood he’d been whittling. It slipped over the side of the boat and fell into the shallow ocean with a splash.

A stony-faced teenager was leaning against the ship’s wooden prow, knee-deep in seawater. “Hello,” he said. “You might recognize me as the one of the nations your brothers have been tormenting these past two centuries.”

Iceland said nothing, but his fingers tightened around the handle of his knife. How in Thor’s name had he let this guy sneak up on him like that? Norway and Denmark would be so disappointed with him.

“Are you Iceland? You must be Iceland. Why else would such a young thing be sitting in a barbarian ship like this?”

Suddenly, the other nation was pulling himself over the side of the boat. Iceland was frozen with fear, wondering if he was about to be beaten up for what he was, in fact, at that very moment waiting for Norway and Denmark to return from doing.

Iceland raised his knife as the other nation brushed himself off and sat down on the bench next to his, but all he got for his efforts was a dry chuckle. “Put that thing down, little one, you’ll hurt yourself. Look, I’m unarmed.” Two empty hands were held up to prove it. “My name is Netherlands, in case you didn’t know. Let’s talk awhile.”

Iceland slipped his knife back into its scabbard, but said nothing. Maybe, he thought, Netherlands was like Denmark. Maybe if you ignored him, he would go away.

“Now, that’s no way to behave. At the very least, you could say hello. It’s only polite.” Netherlands’ voice took on a sweet, persuasive edge. “Just say hello.”

“…Hello.” Suddenly, Iceland felt very, very shy.

“There you go, little one. I knew it was in you. I’ve given up all hope when it comes to your brothers, but you… you’re far too precious to grow up to be raiding delinquents like them.”

Precious. That was a strange word. Iceland had heard it before, yes, but never in reference to a person. Always to things. ‘Eat all your porridge, Iceland. Food is precious.’ ‘You won’t believe what we found on that last raid, Nor. Look at it, it’s precious!’ ‘When you’re older, Ice, I’ll teach you how to trade. It’s a precious skill.’

Netherlands slid quietly onto the bench next to him. “Isn’t Norway lucky to have found such a precious little thing?” he murmured.


***


Iceland wakes up trembling.

---

Sorry for the rather short update, I've been busy. Just so you guys know, I'm gonna try to update at least once a week, maybe twice if I can manage it. Thanks for reading! ^^

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I love it when I stay up until three a.m. and awesome things like this happen.

Oh, Iceland... *hugs* Poor kid.

In a weird, twisted kind of way, I almost feel a little bad for Netherlands - he knows damn well he fucked up and he's going to DIE when the others find out... of course, he deserves it, so... xD okay, I need to go to bed now.

Author!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yayyy, I'm glad you like it so far, OP! ^^

Three a.m. kink meme-ing is the best. 8D

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 2b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh some sympathetic vibes for Netherlands?? Does this mean this is going to be a fucked-up trainwreck where we get to feel bad for everyone involved, even our supposed "bad guy"? Because I dearly, dearly hope so!

Author!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Errr, yes, I may be attempting for some degree of fucked-up trainwreck-ocity.... ehehe.

slightly creepy basement-locking anon air-fists gleefully

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
OMG YOU'RE THE THIRD or fourth AUTHORNON TO HAVE GRACED ME WITH MY OWN NICKNAME. WHY THANK YOU.

^^in case you care, the first one was after I made a comment that sounded like Poland and the author was all "I think Poland commented on my story..." and so I was dubbed the "Polanon"; the second time, I made another creepy MARRY ME comment; I'm pretty sure there's another one in there somewhere; and then you. Hmm, I should make weirder comments so people give me funny names more often c:

BUT YES.

HAVE YOU AGREED TO MARRY ME YET?

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-11-01 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, well, I'm glad I could add to your nickname repertoire. 8D

And I've decided that I will marry you on two conditions:
1) Basement is kept stocked with a supply of mashed potatoes.
2) I get a puppy.

oh god

(Anonymous) 2010-11-02 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
askdjkajrlkajskld awesome filll ahhhhhh<33

And Such Are The Consequences 3a/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I SHOULD BE DOING COLLEGE APP ESSAYS PFFT OH WELL EHEHE

Oh yeah, also—fitting melodrama music, if anyone’s interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnaHuCUqic

---

Life continues.

The morning light is soft and gray. Iceland drags himself out of bed, makes a cup of coffee, and brings it over to his laptop. Half the mug is gone before the computer has even woken up.

He waits, breath bated, as his mailbox floods with the emails he’s received over the night. He scans the senders’ addresses nervously.

Nothing. All clear.

He listens to the voicemails on his phone with a similar apprehension. Each time one message ends and another begins, his stomach tightens, and he half-expects to hear a familiar deep rumble of a voice on the other end. But no. Nothing there either.

Two days pass, and then three, and then four, and Iceland doesn’t hear from Netherlands again. Life settles into a pattern, a sort of interim replacement for normalcy that helps him slog through the hours. The weather outside is constantly gray and drizzly. He doesn’t mind. Indeed, he appreciates the way the clouds mute the sunlight, and the rain blends morning, noon, and evening together into one steely blur.

He sleeps late and dresses warmly before heading out to sit through whatever meetings he has to attend that day. Usually, he wouldn’t wear sweaters to meetings, but at this point it seems like a trivial thing. He still feels too damn sick to care what anybody thinks of his sweaters. His fever’s gone down a little, thanks to the help he’s been receiving, but he’s still getting chills and sometimes has moments when his entire body burns with pain.

England has backed off quite a bit, and Iceland has a hunch that he has Sweden to thank for that. Every time the two nations are in the same room, Sweden’s glower is practically palpable. Denmark has also suddenly become rather fond of talking about Lindisfarne and Jorvik whenever England passes in the hallway. Having big scary ex-Vikings as brothers has its benefits.

Netherlands avoids him. But he’s always there—on the other side of the room, a few meters down the hallway, at a table on the far end of the canteen. He’s always there and yet not there, floating at the edge of reality like a recurring nightmare.

Iceland knows that he and Netherlands are going to have to seriously talk about this financial dispute at some point. It’s not exactly the type of problem that will just go away if swept into a corner. He’s not sure why Netherlands hasn’t come back to bother him about it yet. In his more optimistic moments, he hopes that it’s because Netherlands has seen sense, knows that getting the money back is impossible at this moment, and has decided to just leave it for now. But far more often, he gets the feeling that Netherlands is just biding his time.

That thought drives him crazy. As the days pass, Iceland can feel himself growing increasingly paranoid.

It’s not so bad when he’s out for the day. Then, the other Nordics group around him, like a pack of wolves encircling their injured pup. Norway finds him almost immediately—Denmark is never far away, and neither are Sweden and Finland. None of them make a fuss about it. It’s an unquestioned and tacit thing—it’s only natural that if one of them is down, the others swoop in for support. And Iceland appreciates it immensely, because nothing makes him feel safer than Finland’s cheery small talk, or Norway’s unflappable calmness, or Sweden and Denmark’s one-sided conversations as they walk at his sides.

But when he returns home, it’s as though the tide’s come in and covered him in dark, icy water. He turns on all the lights and sits with his back against a wall. He puts on an old Disney movie to break the stifling silence, but can’t watch it, because if he does, the happy animated characters on the screen morph before his eyes until every laugh is nasty and every smile is twisted.

The fear is deep and illogical, directed at nothing. Iceland hates it. He hates the way the world looks through this haze of fever and paranoia.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 3b/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-04 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
At the end of the week, he finds himself standing on a street corner with Norway, Denmark, Sweden, and Finland, each of them about to go their separate ways. His mobile, still on silent from the day’s work, vibrates in his pocket.

Absently, he takes it out and flicks the message open.

I need to talk to you.

The sender’s identity and the flash of panic hit him at once. In that instant, the world constricts, and he needs to shove its boundaries back, away from him and out of his space. The next instant, everything is back where it belongs—everything except his heartbeat.

“Come over to my house,” he says to the others. “I feel like company today.”

There a second’s worth of painful pause.

“No,” says Norway. “Come over to my house. All of you. I feel like company today too.”

---


“There’s something wrong with him,” says Norway fiercely, staring at the three other nations sitting around his kitchen table.

“No, duh, Nor.” Denmark sets his mug of hot chocolate down with a thud. “The guy’s economy is completely fucked. What d’ya expect?”

“That’s not what I mean,” Norway insists. He glares at Denmark, adding, “And watch your mouth.”

“I agree with you, Norway.” Finland frowns thoughtfully, stirring his coffee. “Economic problems are miserable, sure, but there’s something else going on.”

Sweden nods. “Noticed i’ too.”

Denmark looks nonplussed. “How’m I the only one who didn’t catch this?”

“Maybe because your head’s so thick you could use it as a battering ram.”

“That would actually be so cool.” Denmark grins.

Norway sighs, annoyed. “Not important,” he snaps. Denmark often tests his patience, but this evening he has no patience left to test. This has been bothering him for days, and now that the four of them are all together, he’s not going to let any of Denmark’s antics distract him.

Norway knows that he tends to be a little bit overprotective of Iceland. Can anyone blame him? He practically raised the guy. He’s watched Ice grow from the tiny thing he found in the middle of the Atlantic to the proud nation of today. He knows him better than anyone on the face of this earth.

Norway is positive he can tell the difference between a sour economy and something seriously wrong. He’s positive that his little brother is somehow in trouble. And nothing is going to get between him and the source of the problem. Of that, he’s determined.

Restless, he picks up his dry mug and the half-empty one Iceland left when he went upstairs to sleep not half an hour ago, and brings them over to the sink.

“He seems so upset,” Finland says. Norway is grateful for the concerned tone of his voice. It’s nice to know that someone else is also taking this seriously. “It’s hard to be brought to international attention when you feel horrible and embarrassed.”

“Yes, but he’s mature enough to cope,” says Norway, returning to the table with a fresh cup of cocoa. “We’ve all done it at least once in our lives. Of course it was hard, but we dealt with it. And,” he frowns, “I think Ice was dealing with it, until just a few days ago.”

Finland nods. “You’re right. He’s been upset this entire time, but I think it was just Tuesday that I noticed he looked utterly devastated.”

Denmark’s face darkens. “That’s the day after that talk with England,” he says.

Finland shakes his head. “That was horrible.”

“You bet it was. Poor Ice.” Denmark looks at Norway. “Think that’s it?”

Norway hesitates. “I don’t know. It makes sense.”

And indeed it does make sense, but there's something, some deep big brother instinct inside him, that tells him it's not that at all.

“S’not that.”

The other three turn to look at Sweden, who blushes and stares pointedly at the tabletop. “I don’t think tha’s it,” he continues quietly. “Remem’er the Cod War? Ice knows how t’deal wi’England and his hot air.”

The others nod slowly. Sweden has a very good point.

Denmark gives voice to the question that hangs over the table like a cloud.

“Then what could it be?”

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-04 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Iceland’s hands are shaking and his stomach is heavy with guilt.

Silently, he slips away from his spot by the doorframe and creeps up the stairs he was supposed to have climbed forty-five minutes ago. He hadn’t meant to eavesdrop, really, but what else do you do when you go downstairs to get a glass of water and discover everyone else talking about you?

They don’t know, whispers a voice in his head, repeating a fact that he’s already all too familiar with. You never told them.

I know, he answers the voice. A cold sweat breaks out on the back of his neck. I never told them, and now I don’t know what to do.

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I’ve finally come up with a plan for the plot. There’ll be ten parts. (I hope that’s not too many?)

And yes, Finland drinks coffee in the evening. ‘Cause Finns apparently caffeinate themselves to hell and back, they’re just that awesomely insane.

Cod War – England and Iceland once had a dispute over fish. Wikipedia it if you’re curious about the details. Sorry, it’s almost midnight and I’m too lazy to get you a link. xD

OP does not adhere to normal sleeping patterns.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-04 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Another update, another 3 a.m. jaunt around the internets... :D

Ten parts sounds fabulous. Especially if they continue in this beautifully dramatic and heartwrenching vein... &hearts I love how the Nordics (except adorably thick Denmark) have figured out that something's up. And I love how you write their relationship, it's just wonderful.

Now I shall give serious consideration towards sleep...

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I knew it, this fill is just too good. And now I'm really suspicious.

Is it really you or am I having hallucinations?

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
If... if you mean what I think you mean by that, then I'm sorry, but you're having hallucinations. xD Though I am deeply honored -- like, I-think-I'm-gonna-go-run-around-the-house-giggling-insanely-now honored -- that you would think that. 8DDD

I hope we're talking about the same thing or I'm gonna feel really dumb ahaha

Re: author!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad my mistake made you happy, a!a. See how much I like it?

yes we are

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 3c/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-12 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A random Dutch anon here! I'm so surprised and happy that my secret otp of Netherlands x ice is getting some here! And wonderfully written too!

I like how Netherlands seems to feel guilty? Like he cares? (idk- I like to make things more mushy in my head) Iceland is adorable, you have worsened my Dutch pedo tendencies, writer!anon.

Love how the Nordics interact, so well done! And man- Netherlands and Denmark being best of bros pleases me hard too, I feel all cool now, writer!anon. So cool.

I do hope by the end of this fix, Iceland will be a bit less traumatized- though- I feel writer!anon will do an amazing job whatever way you take this story!

Bookmarking this fic for stalking! I want more!

And Such Are The Consequences 4a/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, my dear OP, normal sleeping patterns are vastly overrated. And hello, random Dutch anon! Thank you, I’m glad I can make you feel cool. xD

Oh, in case anybody wants it—more fitting music! (‘Cause I can’t be the only freak who likes to listen to fitting music while I read, right? ...yeahmaybeIamohwell.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQuIsDnQ3k


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That night, Iceland dreams of flocks of seabirds. They rise up en masse from their perches amongst the rocks, wingtips cutting through cloudy gray skies and cries echoing over the steely ocean below.

He wakes up feeling fresh and proud and glad to be alive. Then he notices that he’s in a strange room and remembers everything, and the world comes crashing down upon his shoulders.

He sighs. It’s a horrible feeling, but there’s no use complaining. All he can do is get out of bed.

Norway is up, as evidenced by the creak of his footsteps and the smell of coffee brewing. He turns around when Iceland enters the kitchen. “You’re awake.”

“Where are the others?” Iceland asks without thinking.

“They left last night,” Norway replies. He pours two cups of coffee, taking a sip of one and offering the other. “You’re only one who stayed. You were already asleep and I didn’t want to disturb you.”

Iceland takes the cup. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be. I don’t mind. Actually, I was thinking of asking you to stay over anyways.”

“Why?”

“I want to keep an eye on you.” Norway answers with his usual bluntness. “You seem to be getting worse again.”

“I’m not.” Iceland frowns and sips his coffee. “I’m feeling a lot better lately.”

“I could believe that,” says Norway flatly, “except that every time I see you, you look more miserable than before.”

“I don’t look miserable. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“You can’t hide these things from me, Ice, I know you too well. There’s something wrong.”

“Nothing’s wrong.” Iceland stares at the floor. He really doesn’t want to have this conversation. “Nothing except the obvious.”

“No, there’s something else. And it’s gotten worse in the past few days. I notice these things, Ice.”

“Well, you’re noticing things that aren’t there.” Changing the subject seems like a good idea. “I had a nice dream last night.”

“I’m glad,” says Norway, “but I still think you’re lying.”

Iceland watches the steam rise from his mug and doesn’t respond.

“You know you can tell me whatever you want,” says Norway gently. “I’m here for you.”

“Yeah,” says Iceland. “I know. Thanks.”

The kitchen fills with heavy silence.

“You should stay here today,” says Norway. “The others are coming back tonight.”

Iceland frowns. “Why?”

Norway shrugs. “Just to be together. We’ve been worried about you over the past few weeks, you know. We’re all old. We know what it’s like to go through hell. It changes you. When you were in the worst if it, we were all a little bit afraid. We didn’t know whether you’d be our same baby brother when you woke up. And now that it seems like you’re pulling through in one piece… I guess it’s just the kind of thing that makes you realize how much you love the people you have.”

Iceland is a little taken aback. It's not often that Norway talks like that. “Oh… well… good. I’ll… I’ll stay then. Good.”

---

Norway hums as he washes up the coffee mugs.

So what if he only told Iceland half the truth? It’s not like the half he told him was any less true. He had been worried out of his mind for what seemed like ages. And he does feel this immense need for togetherness at the moment, which is generally odd for him. But perhaps now it isn’t odd at all. Economic recession often means emotional depression, and in such times, nothing was more comforting than the solidarity of fellow nations.

Together, he and the others could help Ice. Together, they could remind him that they were there to understand. Together, they could make everything better.

They need each other. They all need each other.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That evening, Iceland is happy. Actually, truly happy.

The couch is soft. The blanket Finland wrapped around him is warm. The light is friendly and golden. And most importantly, all around him are the low voices and the quick, flashing smiles of everyone who loves him most. Just then, Iceland can’t remember having ever wanted anything other than this feeling—this relaxed, fuzzy, cozy feeling that he can only give a name to by borrowing one of Denmark’s words. Hygge. That's what it is.

It’s wonderful, like drinking a warm beverage on a cold winter’s day. And yet, he knows that there’s a huge unasked question lurking beneath the casualness. It’s not hard to tell—every now and then, somebody will edge closer to it, only to have one of the others quickly change the subject, as if to say ‘No, not yet, wait just a little longer.’

Iceland knows this, and he doesn’t care. Right now, he loves his brothers more than anything else in the world—more than his sanity, more than his secrets, more than the failing wall he’s built between himself and the pain in his past. It’s thanks to his brothers that he’s feeling better. Their loans have brought his fever down, and their Nordic brand of silent understanding kept him together when he felt like was falling apart. They have always been able to make him feel better, and he loves them so much. If they want to worm a secret out of him, let them do it. He owes them that.

As the conversation wears on and still nobody bluntly asks the question, Iceland begins to think about why he’s never told his brothers what happened. He knows his reasons well—but right now, they seem so stupid. Why can he not just tell them? They’ll make him feel better about it, about everything. And besides, they’ll get the answer out of him one way or another.

What’s stopping him from just telling them, right now?

Iceland toys with this idea for a long time. The thought of doing it makes his stomach twist up, but once it’s done…. He swallows.

“Hey guys? Can I tell you something?”

Sweden breaks off in the middle of his story about how Sealand is learning to ski. Four attentive—expectant, even—gazes settle on him.

And suddenly, words that had long lay frozen in deep Iceland’s chest spill out uncontrollably, like a huge chunk of ice breaking away and crashing into the sea.

---


“Are you cold, little one?”

Iceland wasn’t cold. He was dressed for sailing, and it was much warmer here than it was on the ocean. He also didn’t like being called ‘little one.’ It was a name that Denmark sometimes used, and was often accompanied by a horribly demeaning pat on the head. Iceland hated it when Denmark said it, and certainly didn’t want a stranger saying it.

But his voice seemed to be stuck in his throat, and so he did not respond.

Netherland’s arm snaked around his shoulders. Startled, Iceland pulled away, but the arm tightened, and Iceland felt his back come into contact with a solid torso.

“L-Let go!” he stammered.

Rough fingers found his hair. He cringed, and tried to duck away, but the hand around his shoulders only drew him closer.

“Relax,” said Netherlands gently, his voice low. “Don’t be afraid. This is something all big countries do.”

Iceland frowned “Really?” he asked. He had never liked physical contact. He always struggled when Denmark tried to hug him, and the greatest day of his life was the day that Norway discovered he’d grown too big for him to pick up and carry. But if it would make him a better country…

“Yeah, all the time.” Netherlands twirled a strand of hair around his finger.

Iceland shuddered. It felt so
weird. “Do Norway and Denmark do it? Does Sweden do it?”

Netherlands laughed bitterly. “Oh yes,” he snickered. “Especially them. At the end of the day, after raiding and burning and destroying, there’s nothing they like better.”

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Iceland nodded, understanding. If Norway and Denmark and Sweden did it, it had to be okay. They were real Vikings. Maybe, if he did it too, he could also be a real Viking. Norway was always telling him things he had to do if he wanted to a grow up strong like them. True Norsemen eat their porridge, he’d say. True Norsemen take their baths, he’d say. True Norsemen don’t use words they learned from Denmark, he’d say.

He had never heard ‘True Norsemen let their hair be stroked’ before. But maybe Norway hadn’t thought he was ready yet.

Netherland’s hand slipped from around his shoulders and began to move slowly down his back. Iceland didn’t like the feeling at all. He bit his lip, trying not to squeak.

“Do you like your brothers, Iceland?” asked Netherlands gently. His face was leaned in close, so close that his breath felt hot against Iceland’s cheek. Iceland had to resist the urge to pull away.

“Yes,” he replied tersely, “of course I—” He broke off with a tight gasp as the hand on his back slipped under his shirt. It felt unpleasantly warm against his cold skin. “Why are you doing that?”

Netherlands didn’t answer him. “You shouldn’t,” he murmured. “They’re uncouth barbarians, you know. You don’t have to be like them.”

“I w-want to… to be like….” Iceland’s voice broke as Netherland’s fingers traced the outline of his shoulder blade. “Why are you doing that?”

“It would be a shame for such a pretty thing to grow up to a be a thief and a scoundrel. How did those damned Vikings come across such a precious little thing like you?”

The fingers working through his hair began to move faster, more deftly. Iceland flinched. Was this really something Norway would do? Norway never let anybody touch his hair as far as Iceland knew. In fact, if there was one sure way to get Norway angry, it was to invade his personal space uninvited.
“Are you sure… are you sure this is something that all big countries do?”

“Of course,” Netherlands said softly. “Better trading ties, and all that.”

Iceland twitched uncomfortably. The hand under his shirt was now outlining each vertebrae of his spine.

“Your hair is beautiful. You should grow it long. Then it would be even more beautiful. You’re so pretty, my precious. So pretty.” He was so close that Iceland could feel his lips fluttering against the edge of his ear.

Then Netherlands’ tongue slipped out of his mouth and gently licked his cheek.

Iceland’s stomach turned. He couldn’t do this.

“Stop!” he pleaded. “I don’t like it! You’re too close!”

“Not close enough,” Netherlands muttered, his voice a low purr.

“I can’t do this! I don’t care if this is what big countries do. I don’t like it. Please stop!” Iceland tried to push Netherlands’ face away, but Netherlands caught his hand and pinned it to his side.

“Don’t struggle, love. I’ll show you why you should forget those stupid brothers of yours and come away with me, okay?”

“No…” Iceland’s voice died away. He didn’t like this at all. He didn’t like Netherlands’ big, rough hands, in his hair, against his skin, twirling and stroking and tracing. It made him feel jumpy and sick and weird, and he didn’t like it.

But there was nothing he could do.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hot tears filled his eyes as the terrible fingers worked their way from his back to his side. He began to sob, and Netherlands brushed the tears away, with a soft “Shh, don’t cry. Relax. Enjoy yourself.”

Iceland shook his head. How could he enjoy himself when he didn’t even know where he ended and Netherlands began? He was too close, much too close. Iceland felt trapped, smothered by this unwanted attention, and he couldn’t pull away.

Netherlands hand moved on from Iceland’s sides, reaching around to caress his stomach. Iceland’s body shook with sobs once again, but he forced himself to keep them quiet, if only because he didn’t want Netherlands to brush his tears away.

His mind slipped into a sort of lockdown mode, curling into the fetal position that his body couldn’t manage. Netherlands’ caresses felt detached. They were happened, yes—but they couldn’t be happening. Not to Iceland.

Then, suddenly, Netherland’s hand plunged downwards and—

They sprang apart with all the suddenness and horror of a lightning strike.

Released from his nightmare, Iceland slid bonelessly to the floor of the ship. He curled into a miserable ball, too stunned to do anything else, and prayed that Netherlands didn’t drag him up again.

“You’re a boy?!” Netherlands voice was full of shock, terror, and revulsion.

Iceland nodded, unable to get a word out past his tears.

There’s a moment of silence.

“…My God. What did I just…?” The voice sounded lost and fearful, nothing like the self-assured purr of just minutes before. “I…I really… oh God….”

Iceland heard a splash. The boat rocked gently, and Netherlands was gone.

Norway and Denmark didn’t return for two more hours. By that time, Iceland had cried out everything he had. He was sitting, numb with shock, in the bottom of the boat, shivering and feeling sick to his stomach.

“Ice? Are you alright?” Norway reached out to touch his hand, and Iceland nearly jumped out of his skin.

“D-Don’t come near me,” he whispered “Please. Please… just leave me alone.”

Norway took a step back, frowning.

“What’s going on over there?” Denmark shouted. “Hi Ice, how’s it going?” He grabbed Iceland like he often did, ready to swing him up over his shoulder.

The moment Denmark’s hands touched his waist, Iceland let out a strangled cry. His mind flashed back. “L-Let go! Let go of me! Please, let go!”

Denmark let go instantly. He stared, troubled, as Iceland sank to the floor at his feet, whimpering. “What happened to him, Nor?”

“I don’t know,” said Norway tersely. He bent down. His fingers brushed against Iceland’s shoulder, and Iceland stiffened with a terrified squeak. “Ice? What’s wrong? Are you okay?”

There was no reply, just heavy breathing and a few soft sniffles.

“Did something happen? Are you hurt? Are you sick?”

Still, Iceland said nothing.

“You know you can tell me anything, right?”

Iceland knew. He knew that Norway could make everything better, just like he always did. But the thought of repeating what had happened made him want to throw up.

And so he didn’t respond. He didn’t correct Norway when he concluded that Iceland had caught the flu. He didn’t object when he was told to go lay down in the back of the ship and get some sleep. He didn’t let Norway and Denmark know that he spent that night staring sleeplessly up at the dark sky.


Damn character limits ><

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 4e/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Eventually, Iceland pushed the incident to the back of his mind. He learned to let people come near him again—though he became very particular about his personal space. He learned to stop trembling when being introduced to someone new—though he was always mistrustful of strangers. He learned that it was okay to be hugged and called pet names by the people who truly loved him—though ‘little one’ would be forever off-limits. He became determined not to let that one day haunt his life. Because he was stronger than that.

But it never quite vanished completely. Whenever he saw Netherlands—at world meetings, out with Denmark, smoking on the corner of the street—an overwhelming, sickening fear would wash over him, and the world would seem to contract.

Iceland tried to ignore his presence, by focusing on his fingernail or the grain of the table. But Netherlands never seemed to have forgotten their little encounter either.

It’s exceedingly hard to ignore someone who stares directly at you.


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Iceland finishes his story and looks blankly up at his audience. He feels oddly calm. He had expected the revelation of this centuries’ old secret to upset him—to be worth a few tears, at the very least. But no. He feels like he’s just recited a grocery list, or shared something he read on the news that morning taking place the other side of the globe.

The other Nordics stare at him, their expressions a mixture of horror, sympathy, shock, and disgust. Iceland almost wants to laugh, they look so funny.

Then all of the sudden Finland is at his side, wrapping him in the sweetest and warmest and most loving hug he’s ever had. “Ice,” he’s saying, “I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I can’t believe we never knew. You kept that a secret for so long. Oh, Ice, I’m so sorry.”

It’s not until Iceland breathes in the familiar smells of trees and snow and licorice and realizes—it’s really Finland, Finland knows now, Finland knows now and he’s here and he believes me—that he begins to cry.

A big, strong arm snakes itself awkwardly around his shoulders and squeezes. “M’sorry, Ice.” Sweden’s voice is gruff but sincere. “T’think… him, of all people!”

It’s going to be all right. The secret’s out now. After so long festering in the darkness, it’s out. Netherlands can’t hurt him—can never hurt him again. The memories can’t hurt him, as long as his brothers are adding their strength to his—as long as it’s the five of them, together, like the poles of a lavvu which gain their strength from each other.

Finland is hugging him from one side and Sweden is hugging him from the other. There is a wall of love around him and it’s going to be all right.

Norway speaks.

“Iceland….” His voice is flat. “Are we… are we the first ones you’ve ever told this?”

A wave of shame colors Iceland’s cheeks. “…Yes…”

“Why didn’t you tell us before? Why did you keep it a secret for so long?”

Iceland’s eyes fill with fresh tears, which he smears away impatiently. “I don’t know. The thought of saying those words… it was always a… a horrible thought. It was embarrassing. And—” he wonders if he should even be saying this, oh well, not like he has anything to lose now “—I always worried that… maybe you wouldn’t believe me. Or that it wouldn’t be a big deal. It’s not like… like I was actually raped.” He stares at the floor.

“Ice…” Norway’s voice is actually pained. Iceland looks up at him and sees that his cheeks are red, his eyes trained on the ground. “I would never have brushed you off like that. I… I can’t believe you had to hold that secret, alone, for centuries. I can’t believe that I never noticed. I can’t believe....”

And suddenly, Norway explodes. “I can’t believe that he could do that! That bastard! That sick and twisted drug-addled excuse for a country!”

Iceland is shocked. He’s only seen Norway this angry a handful of times, and none of them ended well. “Norway, calm down, it’s not worth getting angry over.”

“Not worth getting angry over! Ice, do you not value yourself at all? I’m going to give him hell! He’s gotten off scot-free after having done this to you—for decades upon decades! It’s disgusting!”

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
“No.” Suddenly, things don’t seem so right anymore. Suddenly, the wall looks less like a wall and more like a jumbled heap of rubble. “Norway, please. No hell. Nobody needs anymore hell right now. I don't want it to be a big deal. It doesn't need to be a big deal. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay.” Iceland repeats the phrase stupidly, spewing it out like so much meaningless word vomit.

“Norway, please calm down!” cries Finland. “Ice… shh, don’t speak, we’ll take care of him.”

Should he have told everybody? It was a mistake, wasn’t it? It was a mistake, because now Norway’s upset even though Norway's never upset and now there’s going to be hell.

“Why should I calm down, Finland?” Norway demands. “So that Netherlands can keep up his mass delusion for another day? So that other small helpless countries that he may have molested have to keep suffering like Ice? I will not—”

“Nor. Stop.” Sweden stands, and his towering presence fills the room. He glares down at Norway. “You’re upsettin’ him.”

Norway blinks. He stands, frozen, breath heaving in his chest, and looks at Iceland. Iceland can’t look back at him. He buries his face in his hands.

“I…” Norway swallows. “I’m sorry. I lost myself. I lost my head. Ice… Ice, I’m sorry.” He takes a step towards Iceland, reaching out a hand, but not before a voice breaks in.

Denmark has been silent this whole time. Everyone’s head turns towards him as he speaks.

“I—I can’t believe it,” he stammers. “Netherlands? He would do that?” He stares around the room, his face like that of a child trying to understand why his dog is lying motionless on the side of the road. “We’ve been friends for ages… and I never would’ve guessed that… that he…..”

Less like rubble, more like shattered bits of broken concrete. “You don’t believe me?” Iceland asks flatly.

“It’s not… it’s not, no, no, I’m not saying…” Denmark stands unsteadily, still staring wildly about as though hoping the answer will pop out and smack him in the face. He opens his mouth, closes it, and then opens it again. “I’m sorry Ice. I’m really sorry. I… I love you. I need to leave.”

“Denmark!” Finland’s horrified gasp can’t keep Denmark in the room. Out of sight, the front door bangs. He’s gone.

The room is silent.

“I need to leave too,” says Iceland tightly. “Don’t follow me. Please. I’ll come back. I’ll come back, don’t worry.”

And he wrenches away from Finland’s embrace, and walks calmly out of the house, and once he’s out, he breaks into a run, not caring that night is falling, not caring that it’s cold, because he needs to be alone—alone, where he can shed as many tears as he wants and nobody will ever know or care.

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Wow, that ended up being a really long chapter. Holy crap. SO MUCH ANGST.

Hygge: an untranslatable Danish word. It's like... coziness, calmness, peace, the presence of loved ones. Basically a very happy feeling.
Lavvu: It's like a teepee, except Nordic. And you don't need rope to tie the poles together, they lean on each other to support the structure. WHAT A PERFECT METAPHOR.

Just a note—if any of you have any constructive criticism for me, I would greatly appreciate it. This is the first time I’ve written such dramatic stuff, and I dunno if I’m overdoing it. xD Any input is appreciated! Thanks!

Op

(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I have nothing of worth to say because I feel horrible, but... &hearts &hearts &hearts I love this so much.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 4f/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-15 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
.............

I would give you my heart if it wasn't broken. Poor Ice!

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 4f/10

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
OH LOOK IT'S ANOTHER RANDOM DUTCH ANON!

Wow really, I'm at a loss for words, this fic is just so beautifully written ;u;

Aaaaaaaah poor Iceland, I hope things'll get better for him now that he's told the others his secret.

And I feel so sorry for Denmark, he must feel so betrayed--like when you think you know someone to their core but then it turns out that etc etc etc well you get the point.

Anyway I can't wait for the next part; I'm so curious what will happen. Keep up the awesome work :3

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-28 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't even begin to describe how much I love this fic anon, please don't stop now! I need to know what happens!

author!anon here

(Anonymous) 2010-11-29 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! <3

Just wanted to let you know, I have definitely not forgotten about this fic. I've just had college app deadlines coming up + writers' block on how the next chapter should go, which has caused it to take a stupidly long amount of time to write. xP But I've worked it out and the next part should be up soon!

random!reader-anon here

(Anonymous) 2010-11-30 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wanted to let you know that I still check this regularly and am waiting patiently for your update. And I'm surely not the only one.

Re: author!anon here

(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
OP is also eagerly waiting for more torture. :D

And Such Are The Consequences 5a/10

(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
I CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU, YOU DELIGHTFUL LOYAL READERS, YOU! <3

I’m so sorry this took such a ridiculously long time. This chapter is just as absurdly long as the last one, though, so hopefully that makes up for it a little.



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Denmark leaves Norway’s house, walking fast, indifferent to the cooling evening air. His breath catches in his throat. The pavement is blurred. He doesn’t know where he’s going, not consciously, but at the same time, on some deeper level, he does. Ice’s image is bouncing around in the empty space that is his brain, calling for help. Denmark feels bad for leaving. But back in that room are thoughts that have been hidden and suppressed and chewed over for far too long. And the further Denmark gets from Norway’s house, the closer he feels he’s getting to Iceland and his calls.

Night has fallen when Denmark stops walking. He lifts his head and rings the doorbell in front of him.

The door cracks open. Netherlands’ face peers out from the shadows. “…Denmark? Uh, hey man. What’re you doing here?

Denmark blinks. That’s a great question. “I… dunno.”

“What?”

“I don’t know.”

“You don’t know?” Netherlands frowns. “You okay? You look weirder than usual.”

“Yeah. I’m… uh… I’m….” Denmark shakes his head, bewildered. “Can I come in?”

“Uh… sure.” Netherlands steps aside and lets him pass. “’Course ya can. I was just going to make some dinner. You want anything?”

“No. I just wanted to come in.” The warmth of the hallway makes Denmark realize just how cold it was outside.

“Yeah, alright.” Netherlands closes the door and jerks his head down the hallway. “Let’s go into the kitchen anyways. It’s brighter in there.”

It certainly is brighter in the kitchen. It’s bright enough here that Denmark can now see every detail of Netherlands’ face. The hardness of his jaw, the way his eyes narrow, the little scar on his forehead. Things Denmark’s never really noticed about him that suddenly seem glaringly strange. Netherlands has been his best friend—perhaps the best friend he’s ever had—for decades. Netherlands knows him better than anyone else. He’d thought it went both ways.

But then why has he never noticed these things before? Why has he never…?

Netherlands is staring at him. He’s so familiar. Denmark half-expected that when he saw Netherlands, he wouldn’t be able to look at him the same way. He half-expected that it would be like talking to a stranger. But it isn’t. Netherlands is just as he’s always been. Denmark still recognizes him and understands him and loves him like a brother.

How can he love like a brother the person who caused his actual brother so much pain? How can they be the same?

“You sure you’re okay, man?” Netherlands asks. “You really look… not yourself. Maybe you should eat something. Lemme make some food.”

Denmark shakes his head. He feels lost. “I talked to Iceland.”

Instantly, Netherlands’ face drains of color. “You talked to—about what?”

“About nothing. We just were talking. Him and me and Norway and Sweden and Finland. And then he told me something. He told all of us something. And I don’t know what to think of it.”

“It involves me.” Netherlands’ voice suddenly drops to an urgent mutter. “It does, doesn’t it?” His head jerks up, and there’s a little bit of wildness in his eyes, shattering his usual impenetrable air of calm. “Please tell me.”

“So you know, then.”

“I have a good guess. But it’s only a guess. Please, Denmark. Just tell me what he said.”

In a weird way, Denmark revels in that little frantic edge in Netherlands’ voice. “If you can guess what he said, why do I have to tell you? Why does it matter?”

“It’s only a guess. I need to know for sure. I… I can’t stand not to know, okay?” Netherlands takes a deep breath, scowling fiercely. “Denmark… man, please just tell me.”

“Iceland told us that hundreds of years ago, sometime back during the Viking Age, you snuck onto one of our ships and molested him. And I don’t know what to make of that.”

Netherlands doesn’t move. The scowl fades from his face. He stares at nothing, eyes narrow and blank. His breath seems to have frozen in his chest.

Then he looks up, and Denmark has never seen him look quite the way he does.

“Iceland’s telling the truth,” he mutters quietly. “I… I… yes. It’s true.”

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Denmark feels like he’s been punched in the stomach and to be honest he has no idea why. Of course he knew that Ice wasn’t lying. He’d never doubted him. But maybe… maybe there had been some small, stupid part of him hoping that there had been confusion. That Netherlands would laugh in his face and give him a good slap and tell him that he had to be drunk and ask why hadn’t he shared. And then they could, like bros, get to the bottom of this misunderstanding and find the sick creep who hurt Ice and send his sorry ass scurrying for cover.

But no. There was no misunderstanding. It’s true. The sick creep is his best friend.

Yes, Denmark feels like he’s been punched in the stomach by the truth. Two seconds later, the truth’s been punched in the stomach by Denmark. Netherlands lets out a sort of choking sound and stumbles backwards, falling against the wall.

In an instant, Denmark is absolutely furious. He doesn’t care that Netherlands is his best friend. He doesn’t care that yesterday, he would’ve taken a bullet for him in a second. He doesn’t care about the betrayal. All he cares about is an old memory, one that he now recalls with perfect clarity—Iceland, small and young and helpless, huddled at the bottom of their ship, his shoulders hunched against the world.

“You bastard!” he snarls. “How could you do that? How could you do that to Ice? Ice, of all people!”

Netherlands’ eyes widen as Denmark’s fist closes around his collar. He tries to twist away, but Denmark won’t let him. “He’s my little brother! My goddamn little brother!” Denmark realizes he’s hit Netherlands again, but he can’t remember doing it, all he can remember is yelling but Netherlands is wincing and reeling so it must have happened somewhere and ow!

As Denmark lurches backwards, Netherlands tries to scramble away. Denmark grabs his arm and yanks and Netherlands tackles him and they fall to the ground in a struggling tangle.

Netherlands is hitting back. Denmark knew he would, and is glad that he is, because as long as Netherlands hits back, it’s a fight and not revenge. He knows it’s a sick feeling, to want to fight Netherlands simply to make him hurt. But each time he feels his own body sting with the impact of a fist, the pain makes Iceland’s image clearer in his mind, and he hits back with twice the strength and with the cruelest words he can think of.

“Do you realize what you did to him?” he spits between gasps of breath. “Do you realize how long he’s had to deal with what you did, all by himself? No wonder he always been so unhealthily serious! No wonder he’s spent his life trying to distance himself from the rest of us! You fucked him up!”

Netherlands grunts and punches him in the face. Denmark shakes the stars out of his eyes and punches right back.

“How many other young countries have you destroyed, you damn perverted maniac? How many others know what you actually are? Who else have you molested, creep? Is that why your sister declared independence from you?”

Denmark gets no reply. Netherlands doesn’t even hit him this time, just tries with all his strength to twist away.

“Answer me, you fucking bastard,” Denmark growls, tightening his grip.

No reply. Netherlands’ eyes spit fire.

“Answer me!” Denmark grabs Netherlands’ shoulders and digs his fingers into the flesh. “Why won’t you say anything, dammit?!”

Suddenly, Netherlands relaxes. He slides out of Denmark’s grip and onto the floor. And there he lies, staring up at the ceiling and breathing heavily.

“I’m sorry, Denmark,” he says breathlessly. “There’s nothing I can say, is there?”

“Are you giving up?” The idea fills Denmark with even more disgust. “Get up! Get up and fight me like the country you pretend you are!”

There’s a moment of silence. Then Netherlands laughs humorlessly and turns his head to look at Denmark. “I don’t want to fight you, man. I never wanted to fight you. I’ve never wanted to fight you, ever in my life.”

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Denmark stares. Then he snorts and plops down on the floor. Suddenly, he doesn’t want to fight anymore either. He’s still upset as hell, sure. But it’s not working. Pain can’t cancel out pain. Now Denmark just wishes he could understand why.

“Why’d you do it, man?” he asks. “What the fuck could’ve possessed you to do something like that?”

Netherlands sighs and sits up. He and Denmark are face to face. “I don’t know,” he mutters bitterly. “When I think back to that moment… I have no fucking clue.”

“None at all? He didn’t like… turn you on, or something?”

Netherlands’ cheeks flush deep red and he squeezes his eyes shut as though in pain.

Denmark is honestly surprised. He’s seen Netherlands talk about what surely must be the most depraved things in existence with a completely straight face. “You’re blushing,” he points out flatly.

“Of course I am, stupid!” Netherlands hisses. “I’m ashamed! You understand that?” He scrubs his hands over his face, glaring at nothing. “Did you think I was proud of it? Did you think I never noticed what my five minutes of demented teenage stupidity did to Iceland? How he freezes up and instantly becomes miserable whenever we’re in the same room?”

Denmark shrugs. “I dunno what goes through your mind. Not anymore.”

Netherlands groans. “Denmark, don’t say—” He interrupts himself with a shake of his head. “Forget it. Say whatever the hell you want. Whatever you think of me now… I can’t blame you for it.”

“Playing the noble card, are ya?” It’s a cruel thing to say. Denmark’s inner sadist can’t seem to decide what it wants.

Netherlands sighs. “Yeah. I am.”

The air is rancid with resent.

“If you’re gonna do that, so am I,” says Denmark. “I could refuse to listen to anything you say right now. I could leave and never speak to you again. But we’re too old for that, aren’t we? I’ve already heard one set of memories. Tell me yours.”

Netherlands glares at him. “Why? So you can be angrier at me? What d’you want out of this?”

“I dunno. Something.” Denmark shakes his head. He feels bewildered again. “Maybe just to reassure myself that the brain in your head is the one I’ve always thought you had.”

Netherlands stares at him for a moment. “Fine,” he sighs. “Whatever you want.”

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Netherlands was angry.

It seemed like he spent most of his time being angry these days. But whose fault was that? It was hard not to be angry, sitting there watching empires slap themselves together and crumble just as quickly, like so many dried and ill-constructed sand castles. France and Germany’s constant squabbling was giving him a headache. He hated just about everybody and wished they’d all leave so he didn’t have to look at their stupid ugly faces.

And then there were these damned Vikings, who so happened to be the cause of his current foul mood. They were back.
Again. In fact, he’d just been knocked around by them yet another time as they raided yet another of his cities. Two hundred years he’s had to put up with them. Two hundred long, frustrating years.

Netherlands kicked the sand sullenly. He’d figured that maybe a nice walk along the coast would cool his nerves. Clear his mind. Get the anger out of his system.

Oh look. The Vikings’ ship. Well, forget that.

Netherlands stared at the boat, wondering how difficult it would be to set on fire. Probably not worth the trouble. But perhaps he could at least damage it. Make it leak. It would serve them right for leaving their ship unguarded.

Hang on.

Netherlands narrowed his eyes. The ship wasn’t empty. A small figure was hunched over inside, focusing intently on something in its hands.

Netherlands had never seen such a small Viking before. It had to be that young northern island, the one he’d heard about but never seen.

Curious, he crept closer. The little Viking, absorbed in its work, did not so much as look up.

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Netherlands stopped at the water’s edge. He was stupid to have come this close—if the Viking had looked up, he would've been extremely hard to miss. But there was something about the little figure in the ship—something about the way it leaned lightly against the wooden side, something about the calm seriousness with which it did its work—that had given him the tiniest of sneaking suspicions. And now, up this close, he could confirm it.

His heart skipped.

The Vikings had a little sister, and she was beautiful.


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“You thought he was a girl?” Denmark lets a disbelieving bark of laughter, even as he gags on disgust.

Netherlands glowers. “He looked like a chick when he was a kid,” he mutters. “You gotta admit.”

“Whatever. S’not important. What’s important is that you saw Iceland, and that was your first impulse. I mean… I knew you had that kind of tendency. But I thought you could control it.”

Denmark can’t help but think that it’s a good thing Netherlands doesn’t have laser vision. The floor would’ve burst into flame by now. “I can, Denmark. Now. We’re talking about centuries ago. I don’t know what I was thinking. I was young. I was frustrated. I hated you all. Apparently all of that overrules the possession of a brain.”

Denmark’s anger flares up again with absolutely no warning. “Are you trying to make excuses for yourself?”

Netherlands’ head jerks up indignantly. “Excuses? Do I sound like I’m trying to make excuses?!”

“Are you trying to say it’s my fault, my and Norway’s fault, that you did what you did? Because we made you angry?”

“No! You stupid, did you listen to anything I said?!”

They’ve both jumped to their feet. The air fills with electricity. Denmark can practically smell the ozone.

“You wanted me to explain what I remember, and so I did!” Netherlands growls. “Did you get what you wanted from that? You wanted to understand why? Well, good luck with that. Good damn luck with that, when even I don't understand!”

“You keep saying that,” snarls Denmark. “And fine, maybe we could talk about why you did it till kingdom come and ever get anywhere. What’s done is done. Now, I want to know what you’re gonna do about it.”

“Oh, so now you don’t care why I did it.”

“You’ve got a lot of smirk for someone who deserves a punch in the face.”

“Maybe I deserve one, but you need one. Your face would be a little more bearable if it were knocked into line, bastard.”

“You’re just asking for it today, aren’t you, bitch?”

“Yeah, maybe I am, Lego face.”

“You better be careful, windmill boy. You know I’ll give it to you.”

“Yeah? I dare you!”

There’s a colossal bang. The entire kitchen shudders.

Netherlands is sprawled on the floor. His eyes are wide. A trickle of bright blood drips from his nose.

Denmark stands over him, breathing heavily. “I told you I’d do it.”

Netherlands sits up, wiping away the blood. His face is all hard, squinting, sullen angles. One of his eyes is slowly turning black. He’s wearing a bitter smirk. And he’s crying.

Denmark’s anger vanishes again. He groans. He’s moodswinging like a caffeine-deprived Norway, on PMS. “I… I didn’t really hurt you, did I?” Denmark reaches out to touch Netherlands’ shoulder, but the other nation lifts a hand.

“Don’t touch me. I’m fine.” Netherlands scowls and looks away. “Don’t you turn into a girl on me.”

“Excuse me for trying to be decent,” Denmark snaps. “You’re the one who’s crying.”

“I know,” says Netherlands dryly. “I don’t want you to wuss out on me because I already have.”

He stands. A fresh dribble of blood slithers down his face. “M’gonna go outside and smoke,” he says bluntly.

Denmark just glares in response—glares as Netherlands' heavy footsteps recede down the hallway, glares as the front door slams.

Then he sinks to the floor with a broken sigh and buries his face in his hands.

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…Things will get better. At some point. xD

As always, thanks for reading! The next update should NOT take as long as this one did! *knocks fervently on wood*

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I admire Denmark's restraint.

No, really. If it was one of my siblings . . .

Let's just Netherlands would no longer be able to enjoy his little girls.

-applauds- Brilliant as always, Anon!

OP!

(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
:D :D :D :D

Oh, Denmark. So conflicted - that perverted son of a bitch is your BFF! xD

&hearts this fill so so so much! *did not sleep last night*

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
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(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

Thank you so much author!anon, this made my day-
I thought I'd feel conflicted because it's my country being the 'badguy', but I'm just really excited to see what happens!

And I will try and be patient for new chapters, I'll have to try really hard- because I'm already checking up several times a day for any new updates <3

DON'T GIVE UP ON THIS ANON
I will give praises and awards if you complete this, jaaa

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
…Yeah, about that ‘I’ll be faster’ thing…. ><
Anyways, I hope this chapter makes up for the time it took. It ended up going in weird and unintended directions, with random flashbacks and such….


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Iceland sits up.

There’re sticky streaks of dirt on his cheeks, which isn’t terribly surprising considering he’s spent the past ten minutes lying on his face beneath a tree. Not the most comfortable of places, really. His entire body hurts now, what with all these roots and stones and things that’ve been digging into his flesh. But it’s not so bad now that he’s sitting, and the rough bark feels nice against his back.

He sighs and scrubs apathetically at his eyes. It’s ridiculous how many tears he’s shed lately. He’s tired of it. Exhausted of it, actually. Ten minutes ago, when he’d collapsed in a heap under this tree after running as far as he could before his eyes filmed over and the world became a blur of shadows and light, he had been full of horrible, thorny, twisted emotions. But he no longer feels upset. He’s not angry, he’s not sad, he’s not afraid. He’s just completely and utterly worn out.

It strikes him that he’s finally reached an emotional wall. His desire to find a way to end his depression outweighs the depression itself. He sits up a little straighter, blinking. Now, he realizes, is the time to stop feeling sorry for himself, sit back, and sort out his messy life.

When did everything start going wrong?

Stupid question—easy question. Life had been fine until his banks failed. That kind of thing tends to ruin your day pretty quickly.

He sighs, cringing internally as he remembers the immediate aftermath. Or rather, as he fails to remember the immediate aftermath. All he has from that period are fuzzy images and snatches of voices, all blurred by sticky, feverish pain. When he’d come back to his senses, Norway and Denmark had both been with him. He had opened his eyes and seen them sitting nearby, talking softly to each other.

The memory still fills him with shame. He wished no one had ever had to see him like that—not even his brothers. Especially not his brothers. Not the nations who had once ruled over him. Not when they must’ve been wondering how he had managed to nearly bankrupt himself after only sixty-four years of independence.

Iceland hated that he’d screwed up. He hated that he was weak in front of the entire world. He still hates it, he realizes.

But okay. It was a bitter pill to swallow, but okay. He could learn from his mistakes. He could be graceful about his failure. That’s what it was to be a nation. When you’re strong, you can be openly proud—but when you’re not, you have to suck it up and bow you head and still, deep down, hold on to your self-respect. He knows that. He could’ve dealt.

But then… who, of all people had to pop out of the past and bother him about money?

Iceland feels a nauseating, slimy mixture of anxiety and revulsion rise in his stomach as he thinks about Netherlands. He’s always felt that way about him, ever since that nightmarish first meeting all those decades ago. But it can’t go on like this. Iceland knows it. He and Netherlands have serious issues to discuss. Circumstances have finally forced them together, just like he’s always feared they would. And now that the others know what happened, there’s no chance in hell of reburying the past.

Up until now, it’s been so easy to avoid Netherlands. Iceland hasn’t wanted anything to do with him, and the feeling has always seemed to be mutual. They of course have had to be in the same room from time to time, but they’ve always kept their distance.

In fact, he’s pretty sure that the last time he saw Netherlands up close was May 5th, 1945. He remembers the date because it was the day that Denmark’s WWII occupation ended….

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
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Europe was in absolute chaos.

Well, actually, the world was in absolute chaos, reeling from the bombings, the genocide, the crimes, the death—the inhuman brutality of war. But Europe, at that moment especially, was a not a good place to be. Germany was finally going to pieces, and while that was a good thing for most countries (and, Iceland thought, probably a good thing for Germany himself in the long run) the situation was horribly dangerous simply because nobody knew what was going to happen now.

Iceland had been waiting out the war in relative safety at America’s house. Physically, he’d been just fine, aside from a little wartime blockade-related economic illness and some bruises from that damn invasion. (England hadn’t hurt any of his people, thankfully, but even bloodless invasion tended to leave a few bruises and certainly a big one on his pride.)

Mentally, though, Iceland had been a nervous wreck. He hadn’t been able to imagine the state of Europe, or what sort of horrors his fellow nations were going through. He’d been worrying incessantly about the others, hoping that they would all still be alive when the bloodbath finally ended—especially Finland, who had been battling for his life against first Russia and then Germany, and Norway and Denmark, who were being occupied. Iceland had been reading newspapers voraciously and listening to the radio every night, but reliable information was hard to come by in this time of immense fear and confusion. He had no way to quell his fears.

So when he learned that the Nazi occupation of Denmark had finally ended, he had to go straight over and see him, danger or no danger.

Denmark was shaken, upset, and weakened, but comparatively all right. His wan face split like a sunrise when he saw he had company. Iceland stayed with him for over an hour, and together they exchanged stories and worried about Norway and soaked in the shocked, heart-stopping relief that they were both still alive.

Denmark would not let him stay for long. “Just because Germany’s had it doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous here,” he chuckled halfheartedly. “Go back to where you’re safe. I’ll tell old Christian X you visited, he’ll be pleased.”

Iceland had been on his way out when the door banged open. Denmark leaped to his feet with a shout. Iceland cringed, terrified, as someone came charging into the room, barreled right past him, and slammed into Denmark. An attack! Denmark was being invaded again! Germany was back!

But then he realized that the two men were not struggling but hugging and he heard ragged gasps of “Thank God you’re all right!” and “Christ, what happened to you?!” And then, with a jolt of mixed shock, dread, and confusion, he recognized the other nation as Netherlands.

“I can’t believe it! I was worried about you!” Denmark gasped, his face split by a big goofy grin. “Is he gone? Are you okay now?”

“Liberated just today,” Netherlands replied huskily. “Canada freed me.”

“Who?”

“I don’t know, but I love the kid.”

Denmark laughed and released Netherlands, holding him out at arm’s length to get a good look at him. “Damn, you look terrible.”

Iceland could get a good look at him too. ‘Terrible’ had always been a fitting adjective for Netherlands in his opinion. But this was a different sort of terrible, and Denmark was right. Netherlands was strained and ragged and ill. He probably hadn’t had enough to eat in ages. Where his skin wasn’t scarred with the burns of broken cities, it looked pale and sickly. His face was hard in a different way than usual, full of sharp jutting angles and deep shadows. His cheeks were flushed with fever. His eyes had that dull, distant, pained look of a nation in shock and grief and devastation, only slightly brightened by his shaky grin.

He looked downright pathetic, and Iceland was still afraid of him.

Netherlands began to tremble, already exhausted. Denmark threw an arm around him for support. “The war’s been hell for you, hasn’t it?” he asked, concerned.

Netherlands grimaced and nodded. “S’not just me, though. Everyone’s like this. You got off easy, you lucky bastard.”

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
“So I’ve heard.” Denmark slipped both arms around Netherlands and pulled him close, half-hugging him and half-supporting him. Netherlands sighed, closed his eyes, and let himself be held.

If millions of people hadn’t just died in the cruelest war the world had yet seen, Iceland might have laughed. Not because of the two grown men hugging like schoolgirls. That was perfectly understandable, and having grown up around Denmark, he was used to it.

Iceland would’ve laughed at himself for being absurd.

He was still terrified of Netherlands. Netherlands' hands were dirty blistered skin stretched over knobby bones and still Iceland was terrified of them.


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It doesn’t make sense. It didn’t make sense then, and it doesn’t make sense now.

Netherlands grows tulips. He owns a pet rabbit. When his judgment has been adequately incapacitated by alcohol or other substances, he can do some lovely dances in wooden clogs. All this Iceland knows to be true.

And yet, Netherlands is the one who took advantage of him as a young, stupid child. That Iceland also knows to be true.

There’s a discrepancy here, and Iceland dearly wishes he could just be rid of it. He wants to forgive. He wants to forgive Netherlands not necessarily because Netherlands deserves it, but so that he can stop being afraid of him and so that he can stop feeling sick whenever they see each other and so that he can live in peace with the world. He wants to, but he doesn’t know if he can.

Like so many other things, this would be so much easier if he were just human. Humans can choose justice or ignorance or avoidance over forgiveness. Nations don’t have the luxury of justice. The world is too small. Things change too quickly. Life is too long. It’s either forgive or live a life full of hatred and unhappiness.

Just last week Iceland remembers seeing Poland compliment Germany on his new tie as though World War II had never happened. He’s seen Russia and America exchange tentative smiles, slowly putting the Cold War behind them. He can remember a time during which Finland hated Sweden bitterly, and now they’re closer than ever. Iceland himself has forgiven other nations time after time—Denmark for taking him, Norway for leaving, Sweden for taking Norway, England for stealing his damn fish.

Why, after so many centuries, haven’t he and Netherlands made up? Perhaps it’s because what happened had no basis in history or politics. Perhaps it’s because it’s been a secret and they’ve never had to discuss it. Or maybe that particular event touches on their insecurities. After all, Netherlands can’t be proud of molesting a child. And Iceland… Iceland can’t forget that sneaking thought….

Maybe, if he let Netherlands do what he wanted, his brothers would think he was a real Viking. Maybe they would take him seriously and stop bossing him around. Maybe they would realize that he’s grown up.

Maybe, if he took his little newly independent country and became prosperous, the others would see him as one of them. Maybe they would stop babying him. Maybe they’d finally treat him like fellow nation and not a colony or a territory or a little brother….

But how could they now that he’s failed and sick and nearly bankrupt?


Iceland groans quietly. He understands. It’s the same thing. It’s always the same thing.

Regret is such a stupid emotion.

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Night’s fallen, and the air is cold. Iceland shivers and thinks of Norway’s warm house. He’ll go back soon.

Chilly wind rustles the branches above him, and he sighs. He feels peaceful now. He’s still not happy, but at the moment, peace is all he could ask for.

A warm, lonely voice catches his attention. He looks up. There’s a small figure making its way down the street, without a light or even a coat. “Ice?” calls the voice. “Ice?”

“Over here,” Iceland answers. “Under the tree.”

The figure pauses and turns in his direction. Not ten seconds later, Finland is crouching down beside him, his kind round face full of warmth. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine,” Iceland replies, and for once he really means it.

“I’m sorry about Denmark. I…I’m sure he really didn’t mean to come off that way, you know how he is—”

“Yeah, I know. It’s okay. I’m fine. Honestly, I am.”

“Are you ready to come back? It’s getting cold, and it’d really be better if you were inside. We’ll give you privacy if you want. We understand if you need to be alone.”

“It’s okay.” Iceland stands, wincing as his chilled, stiff joints reluctantly cooperate. “Let’s go back. I want to be together now.”

Finland smiles at him, and side by side they start up the street.

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Random WWII flashbacks, yay! And yes, the occupations of Denmark and the Netherlands did end on the same day.
Happy holidays, everyone. <3

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-23 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, an update! I liked it a lot, there is a serious lack of WWII Nordic fics, so the flashbacks were more than welcome. And I love your Iceland's inner voice.

Happy holidays to you too, author!anon!

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's kind of a shame, isn't it? :/ Maybe I'll go looking for some Nordic WWII prompts after this....
Also, thank you. ^^

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(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
-smiles- It's a little more than bittersweet, considering the fight that Denmark and Netherlands got into over that incident.

It was awesome how you noted the difference between historical/political events and private events. And I liked how you mentioned how far the nations have come in regards to tentatively accepting each other and putting the past behind them. :D

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
"It was awesome how you noted the difference between historical/political events and private events. And I liked how you mentioned how far the nations have come in regards to tentatively accepting each other and putting the past behind them."

Thank you, I actually had fun thinking that whole part out, so I'm really happy that somebody took notice of it. <3

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 6d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-04 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, an update! <3 Wonderful, absolutely wonderful

(I feel really bad about it, but I'm seriously hoping for some unrequited Ned/Den on the side, because that would make it even more fucked up and dear god why do I want to do these things to my favorite characters! /Shoots self)

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Out of twisted curiosity, do you mean Ned -> Den or Den -> Ned?

Re: author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned<->Den? /shot

Re: author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
How do you have something unrequited both ways? (SORRY I'M A SPAZ xP)

Re: author!anon

(Anonymous) 2012-06-24 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
USUK shippers do it all the time *shot*

Diff

(Anonymous) 2012-06-24 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The angsty hilarity of that situation is half of the appeal of the pairing, to some of us. XD

Nayrt

(Anonymous) 2012-06-24 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the train wreck appeal!

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 6d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-09 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever direction you take this story, I am sure I'll be pleased! It's so well written and thought out, totally rooting for ice to get well! And maybe even rooting for him to get a little close to Netherlands in the end?

I won't hope and guess too much, this is your story, and I'm sure you will make the best out of it! I do know, that I've fallen in love with this pairing, would love to see more of them!

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I think you'll like the ending. ^^

I'd actually love to see somebody take Ned/Ice in a non-twisted way... maybe I'll request it sometime (don't think I could ever write it myself after this. xD)

I totally just replied to all the comments, didn't I? Comment space? What's that? We max when we max, right? *derp* Ahaha, ah well, you guys are awesome so how could I not reply to you?

Re: author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-15 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, I am really excited now. xD

I'm afraid I'm not much of a writer.. So I'd feel bad requesting fics for them myself and not be able to fill requests here in return. I have drawn Ned/Ice a few times before, more related to the crisis and the debt Iceland has to the Netherlands, though I have never posted these drawings anywhere before. So I guess I could draw a few art fills, but it's not very anonymous.. xD Though maybe, I'll make an exception for this fic, I think I'd like to draw a few scenes from this! Well, with your permission?

It's always nice to hear your support is being appreciated! The only thing I really worry for is that we max before the story ends and I can't find the new thread!/small>

And Such Are The Consequences 7a/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry guys, apparently I shouldn’t attempt to do such long-running things, I always start getting busy and distracted. >< I apologize for keeping you waiting so long between parts.

Don’t worry though, I’ll see it through till the end no matter what! I just hope it doesn’t get tiresome for you before then. xD I really appreciate that you’ve stuck with it despite my repeated fails at being timely.


---

Norway’s always been fond of silence.

Unlike an annoyingly large number of his peers, he’s always preferred it to the sound of his own voice. He’s a nation suited to silence, a nation of muffling snow and solitude and lonely wilderness.

Right now, the silence is killing him.

Sweden seems to feel the same way. He lets out a low “hmm,” shifting restlessly in his chair. Norway ignores him, staring pointedly at the ground.

When the front door opens, both nations spring to their feet as though their seats had suddenly caught fire.

There’s a series of agonizingly ambiguous shuffles from the front of the house. Then Finland’s voice:

“We’re back!”

We’re back. We.

Norway sighs and drops back onto the couch.

Finland enters the room, peeling off his coat. “Nippy out there,” he remarks.

Trailing behind him, looking rather sheepish, is Iceland. He looks acutely awkward, and his cheeks are flushed, though that might just be from the chilly night air. Norway has to fight down the urge to rush forwards and gather him up in a giant hug.

“Ice,” says Sweden. “Y’okay?”

Iceland looks up and manages a sort of half-smile. “Yeah. I’m okay.”

Sweden nods, and Norway can see him blushing faintly. “Good. M’glad.”

“You must be cold,” Finland fusses. “I’ll get you a blanket.”

“Ah, no—it’s alright. I’m fine. Just… um….” Iceland’s eyes flicker from Finland to the ground. “Could you and Sweden leave? Just for a few minutes? I-It’s nothing personal. I just want to talk to Norway alone.”

Norway blinks. Alone?

“Oh. Of course.” Finland puts on a quick smile, though not before Norway catches a flash of hurt feelings. “That’s okay, isn’t it, Sweden? We’ll go wait in the kitchen. Come and get us when you’re done.”

The door swings shut behind them.

Norway stares at Iceland. His little brother is still standing in the middle of the room, looking self-conscious, worn out, and half-frozen. Norway is just about to echo Finland’s offer for a blanket when suddenly the couch cushion sinks beside him. Then there’s a shivering body up against his, and cold fingers are pressing into his shoulders.

Iceland is snuggling up to him.

This hasn’t happened in decades.

Norway’s brain has become a flustered secretary and dropped all its thoughts to the floor like so many loose sheets of paper. He struggles to gather them, struggles to come up with some sort of coherent and logical response. He’s afraid to speak—most of what he says comes out so much more abrasive than he means it.

Iceland wants to be hugged. Iceland needs him. He doesn’t know what to do.

There has to be something he can say. Some magic combination of words that will instantly make everything all right. But Norway doesn’t know what it is. He and Iceland may be touching, but they are separated by one day, centuries of ignorance, and a wide, icy sea.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7a/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Awkwardly, Norway pries Iceland’s fingers from around his neck and intertwines them with his own. He pulls Ice closer, settling his own arms around his brother’s slender shoulders, trying to share his warmth.

Iceland leans into the embrace with a soft sigh. His frigid cheek is resting against Norway’s chest. Norway is certain that he must be able hear his heartbeat, because he can hear it himself, pounding in his ears and thundering through his veins.

Sometimes Norway can’t believe that anything could be as dear to him as Ice is. It’s like a fire that burns in his blood. He wants to fight, to rage against any and every the evil in the world that may be out to get his little brother. He wants to stand over him with clenched teeth and a good sharp sword when he’s threatened. He wants to pull him up when he’s down.

And yet Norway can’t even protect him from that bad-tempered drugged-up pervert friend of Denmark’s who lives across the sea.

The frustration makes Norway want to hit someone. But instead he strokes his thumb across the back of Iceland’s hand and mutters, “It’ll be okay, Ice.”

“I know,” Iceland sighs. Norway can feel the warm breath against his sweater. “It was okay for centuries. It’ll be okay again.”

“It’ll be better than it was before,” Norway assures him. “I promise.”

I just wish I knew how to keep that promise.

The helplessness is agonizing.

Norway’s felt like this before. Recently, even. He felt like this when he saw Iceland out of his mind with fever just weeks ago. And when Laki erupted back in 1783 and Iceland could barely stand because a quarter of his population was starving to death. And he has a vivid memory of little Iceland in the 1200s, scrawny and troubled and crying in his sleep because his clans wouldn’t stop killing each other.

Norway feels especially bad about that last one, since it was his king that triggered all the bloodshed. And he feels even worse as he suddenly realizes that that young, vulnerable Iceland he remembers was about 200 years older than the Iceland that Netherlands had taken advantage of.

The thought makes him absolutely sick.

The room dissolves in a haze of red rage. “Iceland,” he says, suddenly livid, “why can’t I kill Netherlands?”

Iceland pulls away slightly. He gives Norway a pained look, and for a moment Norway is full of guilt, but Ice’s answer is smooth and pointed. “I think the Dutch government might take a bit of issue with that.”

Norway frowns. “I’m serious. I… I don’t want to upset you, Ice. I’m sorry if I did earlier. But what he did was wrong. So wrong. It makes my blood boil. It’s been hundreds of years, Iceland. Hundreds. And still, it hurts you. Take that as a measure of the sheer wrongness of what he did. If I killed him, he’d deserve it.”

“He wouldn’t.”

Norway raises a blunt eyebrow. “What?”

Iceland isn’t meeting his eye. He looks naïve and bewildered, and Norway feels the fire in his blood again. “He wouldn’t deserve it. Not any more than any of the rest of us.”

Norway can’t believe it. “Ice, he—”

“I know what he did.”

“Well, of course you do, but—”

“I know what he did better than you do, and I think, if I’m entitled to one thing, it’s to be able to pass judgment on him myself!” Iceland’s voice rises, both in volume and pitch. He wrenches himself away from Norway’s embrace, leaning back so that he can look him in the eye.

Norway is baffled. “Ice… of course you are. But please, can you listen to me?”

Iceland bites his lip. “Okay. What?”

“Netherlands did a horrible thing. He’s gotten off without any consequences. That’s not right, is it? He deserves whatever consequences we give him.”

Iceland shakes his head emphatically. “No. He deserves whatever consequences I give him. Just me. Not anybody else.”

Norway opens his mouth to point out how ridiculous that is, but Iceland cuts him off.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7c/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
“I realized something when I was out just now. You say that Netherlands has gotten off without any consequences. I’ve always thought the same thing. But I was thinking about it, and I changed my mind. Nobody gets away from anything without any consequences. Least of all nations. Not when we’re old and sane and have centuries to mull things over.

“I can think of a hundred things that I’ve done that still make me cringe with shame. Everyone else in the world has forgotten them or moved on, but I still remember. Sometimes, they’re things that everyone else never even knew. Apparently, the ash from Laki killed over six million people worldwide in 1783. Nobody knew it at the time. I didn’t know. By the time scientists figured it out, it was so far in the past that nobody else cared. But I cared. And... and in a few decades, everybody else will forget about my banks. But I won’t forget.

“My point is… even if everybody else leaves us alone, we can’t leave ourselves alone. We’re always punished by regret. I think that that’s the only justice I need.”

There’s a moment of silence.

“I didn’t know you were such an orator,” Norway says flatly.

Iceland scowls.

“I’m glad you told me. You do have a point. There… are things I regret too.” And so there are. Dark shadows of the past that dance around the edge of Norway’s consciousness, cackling and looming as he acknowledges their presence. He pushes them away resolutely. “But Ice, how do you know Netherlands feels bad about what he did?”

Iceland shrugs. “I don’t know. I guess I can tell by the way he tries not to look at me, and the look he gives me when he can’t stand not to look at me any longer. And I know he must because we all change and get over the past. I’ve never been able to think about him as anyone other than the person I met a thousand years ago. I think it’s time I try to look again.”

Norway shakes his head. He feels a sense of apprehension building in his stomach. “Ice… you’re not blaming yourself for what’s gone on, are you?”

Iceland shakes his head. “No, no. I’m blaming… I don’t know. I don’t want to blame anyone. I just want to get over it. I want to let it go and move on.”

He looks up at Norway, eyes wide, and once again Norway is struck by how much he cares for his brother. “That’s why I don’t want you guys to make a big deal about it. The bigger a deal it becomes, the harder it is to just put in the past. I’m sick of it. I just want it to be over. Can you understand that?”

Norway frowns. “I just want to make things better for you.”

“They’ll be better for me once it's all over.”

“You’re sure? You’re not confused? I don’t want you to make a choice, and later—”

“Norway, I’m not a child anymore.” Iceland gives him a pointed look. “I’m old. Maybe not as old as you, but old nonetheless. I know what I want. I know what I’m talking about.”

Norway looks at him. His little brother. He has a fierce, sharp look about him, a sort of disapproving, self-assured strength. Norway can almost recognize himself in that look. There’s something else too, something opposite. A deep, desperate fear. An ill-disguised insecurity.

“I’m not a kid,” Iceland is saying. “I may be your little brother, but I’m your equal. Can’t you respect me as such?”

Norway can hear a forlorn, pleading little unspoken voice add a word to the end of the sentence.

…please?

“I trust you,” says Norway. “I know you can take care of yourself. I’m sorry if I’m overbearing sometimes… I just worry about you, even when I know you’re okay on your own.”

Iceland gives him a guarded look. “So you’ll let me take care of this myself?”

“As long as you tell me if you do need help. Until then, I’ll just be here to cheer you up and… and give you hugs.” He extends an arm, inviting Ice back into his embrace.

Iceland doesn’t smile—he rarely does—but his eyes say everything. He cuddles up against Norway, sighing softly. “Thanks, Nor.”

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
The room is quiet. Outside, the night is frosty and bitter. But inside, the house is warm and full of yellow light.

“Ice, do you want to know something?”

“Hmm?”

“When you get hurt, the rest of us hurt too. It kills us to see you so unhappy. Netherlands caused more misery than you know. So… can you really blame us for being furious with him? Wouldn’t you rather have us angry than not caring at all?”

Iceland is silent for a moment.

“Ice, this has nothing to do with you being my little brother. I’d want to kill Netherlands if he laid a hand on, say, Finland. Or Sweden. Maybe even Denmark.”

Iceland lets out a snort of laughter. “You’re right,” he admits. “I… I’m actually glad that you’re angry with him. It’s nice to… to know you guys care about me.”

Norway smiles and pulls Iceland closer.

His little brother is safe in his arms.

He thinks he can keep his promise. Things will be better than before.

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The second 7a up there should be 7b. :P This is why updating at midnight is a bad idea.

Anyways, thanks as always for the comments! I've replied to some of the ones on the last part that I had been meaning to earlier. See you in hopefully-less-than-a-month! *knocks on wood* :P

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
I am never, ever going to get the image of secretary!Norway out of my head now. It was probably inapropriate for me to laugh so hard at that, but, well, I laughed my ass off.

Ice is so mature. My reaction towards people who've messed me up (although nothing like this) is very much a desire to punch them in the face. I am honestly impressed with the way you've made him so mature about this. At least in comparison to me.

Iceland and Netherlands need to have a long talk, me thinks. Even though it'll be awkward as fuck. Ho hum. *pitches new winter tent*

author anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
xDD I didn't think about it too much, but now that you point it out, it's quite an amusing image.

Heh, I hope his maturity doesn't seem out of place. My reasoning was that since so much time had passed, he'd sort of come to terms with it but hadn't realized that yet. (Plus, I thought, in serious fics at least, nations have to be rather mature because if they weren't, they all would've killed each other by now. :P)

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-01-12 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I was afraid this fill had been forgotten! I'm so glad it's not!

And, Ice is so mature about this. Though I suppose, one goes through stages when someone hurts you this badly. I used to hate the one who did it to me, but now I've moved past hating him because I know now that he deeply regrets what he did. And with Ice having centuries to think it over, I guess he would have gotten to that stage by now.

author!anon

(Anonymous) 2011-01-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, sorry, I'm just slow.

I was more than a little concerned about this chapter, because I worried that I'd made Ice too mature about it. :/ So... I'm glad it seems to make sense to you.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-02-01 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Random anon here who was just passing by and read this fill all in one go. @A@ <333

Oh god I love this so much I don't even --
skladja;sdjas'daglkfsa.

Okay, I really love traumatized!Iceland, and wow, I really admire how mature he is about the situation now (well, he did have centuries to. . . think about it). And I am seriously enjoying this Nordic brotherly fluff a loooot.
And I love the idea of Denmark and Netherlands being BFFs. Their argument scene totally reminded me of that one. . . in Clannad -- which is a good thing. (Why am I referencing random stuff, aha. . . )

Yes, I'm liking a lot.

I look forward to Iceland and Netherlands finally talking. . . 8 A 8

Awesome job so far! <33333

/bookmarks.
//CAMPS OUT.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-05-21 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
This...This hasn't been discontinued right o.o

I really love this fic and all the characterizations. Iceland is just so mature and strong in this

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2011-05-21 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the most amazing thing I have read in a long while. Please, please, please continue this! I'm desperate!

I like the way of thinking in this, the fact that they are nations, hundreds years old, I think it was well done.

Re: And Such Are The Consequences 7d/10

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing as how its been 5 years, I'm sure this fic has been swept under the rug of time. And I'm okay with that, really. And it wasn't a bad place to end, really, I just think we all would have loved to see how it all turned out.
But. Let me say this.
This fic was beautiful and heartbreaking. I read it all in one sitting because I was fucking entranced. You are a truly gifted writer, and I hope you've gone on to do more fandom writing somewhere out there. My heart fucking aches for all of them, especially Ice. I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried. Just...I don't even know what else to say, but on the off chance you see this just know that it's one of my all time favorite fics in any fandom, and this thread will forever be in my bookmarks.

Denmark/Ireland - Secret of Kells

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Anon recently had the great pleasure of watching the movie Secret of Kells. It takes place in ninth century Ireland, revolving around the creation of the Book of Kells, a young boy and a fairy he meets in the forest, all while the threat of the vikings hangs over Ireland.

Naturally this got anon hungering for some Ireland fic during this time period and Denmark/Ireland is a fave rarepair.

So something either based off the film or a fic set during the period of viking raids would be awesome :D (girl!Ireland is preferred, but male is okay).

Re: Denmark/Ireland - Secret of Kells

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded with all my Celtic might!

Denmark/fem!Ireland is <3

Re: Denmark/Ireland - Secret of Kells

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Double seconding with my Celtic might.

captcha: squarm points

Germany/France - EU husband and wife

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Requesting some modern Germany/France! Smut appreciated, but anything else domestic is welcome XD e.g. a couple's spat, making breakfast etc.

Bonus: Calling each other Frankreich and Allemagne

Quiet Mornings (1/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Just a little bit of a thing I whipped up. Not a fail?



It was a quiet moment, on a quiet day. One that would never go on the history books.

Allemagne … what would you like for lunch tomorrow?” There was a soft smile in Francis’ voice as he turned to the counter.

Ludwig did not reply, but he did look up from his paper, through his slim reading glasses, and blush. It had been … going on a couple of years, now, but he was still unused to the sight of Francis (long-limbed, slender Francis) in his kitchen and in his life.

It had taken them so long – so much shattered pride and so many scars – to get to this point. To this quiet kitchen at breakfast time, with Francis in a sensible apron and hair tied back making his lunch. Ludwig put down his coffee and newspaper quietly, giving into this dangerous, smothering urge that was making his heart beat faster.

Alle-” The rest of Francis’ statement disappeared into the air as he felt Ludwig’s arms snake around his waist and a shy kiss pressed to the back of his neck. Even to Francis, who had loved and lost so many times, this felt like … bliss, enough so to bring an embarrassingly besotted smile to his face. “Allemagne, do you have a thing for my tied hair?” Francis chided gently.

“I just…I…” Ludwig stammered, resting his forehead against the soft curve of Francis’ neck.

All these years, Francis shook his head ruefully, leaning back into that warm embrace, And Allemagne was still so scared. So tentative, every touch gentle. So hesitant to make an affectionate move. But he was learning, Francis thought, smiling, learning that his beloved husband liked to be held and touched and petted, and would return the favor quite nicely.

Ah, and the hair thing. Whenever Francis swept up his hair in a brisk ponytail, Ludwig would come around like a cat towards milk.

The kitchen was warm, with a muted brightness that encouraged lounging about and savoring the slide of skin against skin. Their home, their home, was all honeyed wood and dark green, Francis’ flamboyant boots nestling comfortably against Ludwig’s sensible loafers. Outside came the ardent barks and yips of Ludwig’s German Shepherds as they frolicked in the yard.

The sun was sliding towards noon, but really, they had all day. Although Ludwig was normally an early riser, on their free days they usually slept in quite late. For good reason, Francis thought, with a quirk of his lips dangerously reminiscent of his lecherous past. His hands continued to slice tomatoes.

Ludwig seemed content to stay there all day, softening into the curve of Francis’ back, his breathing slow and fond. He loved the scent of Francis - roses wet with rainwater. “Frankreich,” He mumbled, unthinkingly, his brain flooding with words his mouth didn’t seem able to form. Dangerous words. Ludwig blushed hot, glad that Francis couldn’t see him.

Quiet Mornings (2/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)



As a country, Ludwig was so … young. Francis was his first. But Francis had had so many. How would he react if Ludwig unthinkingly spoke these words? Would he be skittish, awkward, backing away with a strained smile? Or would he laugh, because, after all, he had said the same many, many times and not meant a syllable? Ludwig thought that his heart (although this was both scientifically impossible and overdramatic) might crack if Francis did, and so he swallowed his urge to speak, made up for it with a soft kiss pressed to the nape of Francis’ neck that somehow still didn’t feel like enough.

A soft click as France put down the knife and twisted in Ludwig’s grasp. For a fearful second, Ludwig anticipated that his lover might pull away, but all Francis did was turn to hook his arms around Ludwig’s neck and lean back to look at the German with an expression of clear adoration. “Careful, soldier,” Francis’ voice was husky as he leaned close enough for their breaths to mingle. “I’m a married man.”

Ludwig’s heart gave a lurch as he gazed into those bright blue eyes. “Is your husband the jealous type?” He answered gruffly, almost hesitant to be drawn into Francis’ game.

Oui, very,” Francis purred, pressing them closer together and setting up a slow grind. “He won’t let me even look at another man and I’ve been…so very lonely…”

Not trusting his next words, Ludwig instead, bent to put his lips and teeth to work on Francis’ neck, licking and sucking at the soft skin there, even as his hands rapidly untied the apron strings from his lover’s slim waist. Francis’ soft moans of appreciation sounded like music in the sunshine and warmth.

Off came the apron. Shirt opened to reveal pinched-pink nipples, still gleaming with saliva. Francis’ fashionably slim slacks were unzipped and unbuttoned, pulled down to his ankles. With a last, lingering glance at the long-haired blonde (Francis was flushed, panting lightly, eyes alit with need you now), Ludwig bent his head to take Francis’ throbbing, leaking erection into his mouth.

The strangled moan Francis made, so low in his throat it sounded like an endearment, was all the encouragement Ludwig needed to keep going. He bobbed his head, sucking in as much of Francis as his mouth and throat would allow, then pulling back with an obscene slurp. It was in Ludwig’s nature to do things efficiently. But love, he learned, should not be the same. Francis had been showing him how, and, while normally he would have been far too embarrassed to put these techniques into practice, today, with the warmth and the sun and the smell of breakfast still lingering in the air, Ludwig blushingly decided that he would … try.

Like Francis had showed him (deliciously demonstrated), Ludwig hesitantly brought his hand up to palm his lover's balls, feeling the velvety skin under his fingers as he stroked and squeezed gently. Francis gave an encouraging whimper, and Ludwig continued, pulling back his mouth until he only held the head of Francis’ cock. He tongued the leaking slit and felt the Frenchman's hands in his hair.

“Ahnnn…oh, Allemagne, I…I…”

Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)



Ludwig breathed through his nose and gave a particularly hard suck. Anyone else would have been undone at that point, but Francis just gave a dry shiver and another hard tug on Ludwig’s hair.

Panting, Ludwig let the cock fall out of his mouth with a wet pop. Just as immediately, he began pressing sloppy kisses all along Francis’ length, moving to tongue the underside of his erection and suck at his balls. Meanwhile his fingers were pressing against Francis’ twitching pucker, but without lube, all Ludwig could do was to rub against the sensitive skin there, stretching it with slow circles.

He wasn’t Francis’ first. Not even close. Francis had had many other lovers, many who gave head with far more technique and a bit less teeth, but when Ludwig looked up, Francis’ cock sucked deep, his face sweaty and flushed and still wearing those damnable glasses, the blonde Frenchman felt his heart seize with this desperate emotion he had been trying to chase away for so long, but it caught him-

Alle-…mon Dieu, oh…agnnnn…”

Caught him in the curve of Ludwig’s rare smile. Caught him in the way his hair sprung upwards – shaggy and so deliciously out of place – in the mornings. Caught him in every touch and look and unspoken word and beat of his heart which Francis knew matched his own.

Je t'aime, l'Allemagne, Je t'aime,” It came out as almost a whisper, given in a voice so raw it hurt to listen to it.

Ludwig startled, almost choked, but at the last minute remembered to open his throat as cum spurted into his mouth, flooding him with the scent, the taste of Francis. Ludwig sucked softly until his blonde lover was dry, and then gently cleaned the softening cock with his tongue.

Francis was trembling, gripping on the counter for purchase, a hard blush on his face, his eyes closed. When Ludwig arose shakily, wiping his mouth with his fingers, Francis turned to look at him.

They just stared for a moment, quiet.

“You said my name,”

“I meant it.” Francis gave a small, sad twitch of his lips. “Désolé, does this unsettle you?”

Ludwig didn’t speak, didn’t want to believe in case it wasn’t true after all, so all he did was move to take Francis in his arms, mouth too jumbled to make sense of what his brain was screaming-

Ich…” A soft exhale. “Ich liebe dich.” A sharp inhale, uncertain. “Frankreich.

And there it was. After all the treaties and the wars, the paperwork and the partnerships, moving in together, sharing a bed and a home and a life …

In a quiet moment on a quiet day.

Later, as they were tangled in bedsheets and cooling sweat:

Je t'aime, ma charmante épouse.” Francis murmured sleepily, pressing a kiss to Ludwig's temple.

Wife?!” Ludwig shot out of the covers, much to Francis’ amusement. “But you’re the one who wears the … the apron!” He sputtered unconvincingly.

“I assert my duties in bed, non?” France leered, drawing lazy circles on the side of Ludwig’s thigh. “Or don’t you remember why I had to make breakfast this morning…perhaps because you couldn’t stand straight…”

Ludwig merely groaned and sank back into the bedcovers beside Francis’ warmth. That was only true some of the time. Other times he stood just fine thank you very much.

Not OP but <333

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, authoranon, THANK YOU so much for this. I have been craving some France/Germany fluff so much lately I can't even tell you, and this is just delightful. A little smut, a little UST, a delightful affirmation and a little fond humor at the end. Just what I needed. <3

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, so hot and sweet and beautiful. Thank you anon, you're awesome. I really need some France/Germany in my life now ^^!

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I lol'ed at the twist, didn't see that coming! But bottom!Germany is always a treat

Love this fluffy couple, this meme needs more of them!

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
eee authoranon this is just what I was looking for! I love the twist, I do. And Germany wearing his glasses and with his hair out of place was just such an image /squeals

There were mentions of everything in here, and jsut the right balance of fluff! Thank you so much!

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ily so much, author!anon.
this was just so sweet--gah. lovelovelove.

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I will never have enough of this pairing. And you wrote it wonderfully, author anon, France's intensity and affectionate nature all in the open to see, but also Germany's quieter, less assured but fierce adoration too. I actually loved the fact that this was from his pov, so we got a full blast of his love for Francis, and seeing Ludwig giving head is rare enough, never seen it for this pairing...and god, I think I love it. I also totally buy into his kink for ponytail!France, yum

There's something extremely romantic and intimate about seeing them confess in their own language ♥

and yes, France tops :D

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
This made my heart break in a delicious, much needed, and, albeit, a scientifically impossible way, anon.

Thank you for cheering me up, making me smile, and understand love just a tiny bit better. <3

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
og god this was soo sweet! I was squealing really hard at some parts.

<33333 thank you

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
<333

I don't even know why I like France/Germany so much. It's one of those pairings that just snuck up on me (like surprise buttsecks C:), and now i'm in love with it.

Historical basis, I guess? I can see them like this, or as really good friends.

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
.....and after all that World War aggression, THIS happens.

it's so... perfect adslkfjdsalkgj i don't even...

/still squealing

^^

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So lovely!!! I would love to see more Germany/France fills in this meme.

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh mai....
-extremely ear-piercing fangirl squeal-
Thank you so much for writing this!
My first Germany/Fance fic..and Ahhh I'm in love with this pairing now :D

Awesome job!

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-19 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to agree.Usually this anon ships Germany with Italy and France with England,but this was really hot.

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-20 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally hot author anon.

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You know how to make a crack pairing work

Re: Quiet Mornings (3/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole thing is win.I like the developing relationship between these two.FrancexGermany is such a crack pairing for me,but author anon you know how to make it work.

Sweden/Finland - Beauty & The Beast

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Anon would love to see Sufin based on the disney version, though in the general sense. Like instead of Finland staying to save his father, he stays to save his friend Estonia.
It starts out a bit rough and sweden doesn't seem to realize how badly he scares finland but the others in his castle help him out.

Bonus 1: The rest of the Nordics and Sealand show up
Bonus 2: Russia is Gaston and wants Finland to become one with him

Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know? They say that once, a long time ago when our grandfathers were but babes in their mothers’ arms, that the old castle in the north was not overrun with the forest, as it is now. For once, long ago, the castle was in its prime, for those who lived in it were at their prime. Yes, bloodthirsty and vicious folk one and all, they lived for fighting, and when they had expanded their territory all across these three close islands they reached across the seas and took what they could there. Storms hampered them not, nor disaster or hurt or even death. They would not back down unless there was no other way. They were nigh unstoppable, for even the women of this race stood proud and tall, for who gave birth to warriors if not them? For constant warring with others had its benefits as well, for those who returned home had no wish to fight amongst themselves, and these three islands were unusually peaceful even though the people’s blood ran hot and thick with fighting and bloodlust.

Perhaps their reach grew too far, their grip unstable. Perhaps there were those who no longer wished to fight, whose hearts were far too broken when saddles returned empty and shields returned broken. Perhaps there was a battle between themselves. No one fully knows, for everyone involved was killed, murdered, their bodies destroyed and no trace left of themselves. All anyone knows is that the sky turned black, the sound of the god’s hammer resounded and terrible light-fires raced down from the sky and burned all they touched.

But there is a rumour, as there always is. For you see, even this terrible warrior-race had royalty. And they say that the prince was beautiful. They say that his hair was like snow-dawn, and his eyes like snow-sky. And they say that this prince was terrible, the finest fighter in the entire land with a heart entirely frozen by the ice that encircles these three islands. They say that on the dawning day of the tragedy, a prince from the land across the sea rode through a village near the castle. They say that this prince had eyes of green-spring, and hair of clouded-noon. But far more importantly, they say that this prince was a witch, and that his ties with the Otherworld were deeper and more terrible than anything that our three islands produced. And they say that the prince returned as the sky turned black, riding like a demon-possessed, light-fires closing his path behind him. And they say that his eyes were … Not. Not human, not Otherworld just … Not.

And they say that when the villagers finally ventured forth, the castle stands as we see it now. And there was nothing, no people, no bodies, just nothing, as though everyone had gone mere minutes beforehand.

But they say that some saw movements from those that should not be moving, that the things of the palace moved with a new life when no one was looking, and that the roar of a terrible, unseen Thing echoed throughout the palace.

Did you know? That is what they say.

Yeah, this might take a while…. BTW, not the anon who offered. Vaguely Viking world, I apologize for everything that I have gotten terribly wrong. Listening repeatedly to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh8OL_4B3sE&feature=related Also, lol, Sweden’s colouring reflects his flag.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Please Anon likes to prove that she's a natural blonde... Part 1/god only knows.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And that should be because, not please. :facepalms: Truely, blonde.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
This... this is awesome and needs more. I'm on a phone and can't leave a long comment right now, but I will be back to do so!

<33333

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds epic, anon. Can wait for moar! :D

OP here

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
omgomgomg this is looking so amazing. I cant wait for more :D
so excited

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
FINALLY someone who will write this crossover of awesome. This is going instantly to my stalked fics list.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-24 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING THIS FOR SO LONG! This sounds so good and epic and... oh gosh, I just can't wait to read more! And my beloved Russia as Gaston? Can I just die from happiness? Author anon, I am your humble fan from now on.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-25 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, interesting beginning! I can't wait to read more /o/

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-27 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Apologies for the shortness, reasons given at the bottom.

Eduard hadn’t always lived in this too-small village of the edge of the World and the Wild. Once upon a time, he had been born in a oft-forgotten, war-stricken country to the south, but as soon as his eldest brother had gathered the money, they had fled north, taking everything they owned, and far more importantly, everything they knew, with them to the cold, sea-besieged North. Toris, broken hearted for reasons he refused to share, had gotten sick. Far, far sicker than he or Raivis had even seen him, or anyone in fact, get. No one had been able to do anything, and it was with complete desperation that they finally tracked down the local witch healer, and destroyed their future to save their brother. He still has nightmares about the journey, for the tiny, cosy cottage lay beyond the safe borders of the village. This would not be an issue anywhere else, but here the Wild was constantly encroaching on the World. So they had made the walk through the snow and freezing ice-rain, their brother’s fever-boiling body a dead weight between them, the Wild pressing down on their bodies the entire time. When they’d finally reached the cottage Raivis had actually cried from relief, and Eduard had never quite appreciated being able to take deep breathes before then.

Then the witch had appeared, all sympathetic sweetness veiling a core of no-nonsense steal. He hadn’t been anything like what Eduard had thought, he was not the half wild madman that religion taught, but rather a mild mannered, slightly washed out young man who frowned at them when they pulled his door open, Wild stealing inside and taking away the warmth. He’d spoken to them, gently rebuking, pulling them inside and shutting the door behind them in an entirely too smooth movement, and then – then Eduard had unwrapped his shivering/burning brother’s arm from around his neck and looked up and seen his eyes and suddenly he knew, he just knew why everyone said what they did because the man’s eyes were violet, not the gentle, almost blue colour of Raivis’, but real-honest-to-god violet, and suddenly he knew that Toris would be okay.

Notes: in this AU, Denmark, Sweden and Finland (the countries, not the personifications) are three closely situated islands (ie, completely water-locked). England is a slowly-regaining-power-ful country to the west, and Russia is a medium strength country to the east, Baltics are three different countries in a very Europe like continent, located to the immediate south of the three island nations. Basically, Sweden is the prince of the Vikings (….yeah, technically I believe that that place should belong to Denmark, but whatever [the Viking age was also during Denmark’s ‘golden age’, if I remember correctly] but Swedes whooped English arse ((and French and German etc)) as well. They make good fighting buddies. Actually all the Nordic countries make pretty good fighting buddies, there needs to be like a Tekken-style tournament to decide the strongest that ends with a tie between the Nordics. Haha, America, when it comes to fighting you just haven’t got the experience of the European countries! Don’t worry tho, Australia has even less, for all he’d probs get through the first few rounds get by throwing the drop bear koala at his opponents.)
BIG NOTICE this won’t be updated until at least midway through January at the most. I’m moving and likely won’t have access to a computer long enough to type up these chapters till then. Sorry OP, but I’ll come through.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-27 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
NoT!OP waits patiently! (Also, loves the heck out of this, you have no idea. Srsly)

Title suggestion? I always liked "The Lion of the North" because, you know, originally the Beast was a Lion and that's also the nickname for Sweden? but that's just random!anon's two cents.

Re: Title Pending...

(Anonymous) 2011-01-30 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
This fill looks promising... I do hope you continue this author anon :)

Prussia - The Wolpertinger

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolpertinger

During the Oktoberfest, Prussia, after some beer, goes to see the Wolpertinger.

Bonus: together with France and Spain.
Bonus 2: Bavaria. He exists and give him a little love too.

Re: Prussia - The Wolpertinger

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, the Wolpertinger! This brings back WoW memories... Oh by the way, SECONDED LIKE FFFFFFF-

Re: Prussia - The Wolpertinger

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
So thirded! I'll love the person filling this ♥

FrUk - 100 Years War

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Violent battle field rape on both sides, periods of loving and all around screaming matches: The 100 Years War.

Basically asking for smut, but anything and everything else would be wonderful!

http://www.britishbattles.com/100-years-war/crecy.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Formigny

Bonus: During one attempted invasions, the English King designed a flag for when he was king of both countries, as an insult. A combination of the English Lions and French Fleur-de-Lis. Just a fleeting mention?

Swordpoint (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
((This is Crece... I'll do Agincourt and Formigny later, OP~))

--

France ducked under a wild slicing of a broadsword and bearly twisted out of the way of an incoming arrow, somehow in the process spinning around and slashing another attacker straight through the chain mail round his neck. The man was dead before he could blink and fell straight into his comrade behind him, effectively killing two birds with one stone.

France would have been proud – in fact, he was momentarily tempted to strike a triumphant pose – had there not been ten new soldiers crawling from the woodwork for every little rosbif he killed. He barely had a moment to catch his breath before he was on the defense again, arrows flying at him from all directions the sounds of battle raging in his ears.

This was ridiculous, he mused to himself, as he slid to the side of a well-aimed swipe. He outnumbered that fucking putain by what… ten to one, if not more? He should be dominating. Fuck England and his fucking longbows. Fuck England and his fucking army. Fuck England.

He didn’t even see the sword coming. In one fluid, clandestine movement, someone had wrapped an arm around his torso and pressed a fine, sharpened sword to his throat. It glinted dangerously in the sunlight, as if speaking to him of his impending death, and knicked at the skin on his tensed Adam’s apple.

A low, chilling voice whispered in his ear. “What brings you to Crece, France?”

Merde, France swore, this rosbif knew who he was. He must be royalty or of some importance, then. He swallowed thinly, careful not to lean into the sword.

“Same as you, I’d imagine,” he responded suavely, attempting to mask his tense fear with casual arrogance. “Although as you’ve probably deduced, I’m here to kill the Anglais, while I assume you’re here for the opposite –”

The sword pressed deeper into his throat, this time hard enough to draw a steady stream of blood. The crimson warmth spilled in a tiny stream down his throat, pooling at the collar of his uniform.

“Your impudence is not appreciated, frog.”

“Why don’t you kill me, then?” France tensed and waited for the blade to slit his throat. He really wasn’t up for a near-death experience at the moment, nor explaining to the befuddled medics how he had survived a fatal wound and that no, he was not the devil. But, c’est la vie.

But the death blow never came. France didn’t realise he had shut his eyes until he opened them again, a light smirk creeping onto his dirtied, bloodied face.

“Not going to kill me, then? How kind.”

He felt the sword tremble against his neck, as though its wielder was trembling as well. Interessant.

“Alors,” he taunted, “Do I at least get to see the beautiful face of my kind saviour?”

The man wordlessly removed the sword from his throat. But before France could turn around to face him, he was shoved face first into the ground, the tip of the sword pressing into the back of his neck. A boot stomped down on his spine, drawing a slight gasp of pain, and then the speaker leaned down to whisper in his ear.

“I may not have killed you, but I’ll teach you not to be defiant, frog.”

He heard the whoosh of the sword through the air, but instead of a rush of pain and the warmth of his blood, he felt the cold air against the bare skin of his lower back. A moment later the same sensation occurred in his legs, and he felt the thick fabric of his military tights slipping to the ground around his thighs.

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
“Wh-what do you think you are doing, rosbif?”

He could have sworn he heard the ghost of a snicker. “Just hold still.”

A moment later, without any warning at all, he felt the man’s cock slamming up and into him. He let out an involuntary hiss of pain and surprise, tightening instinctively around the rough, foreign presence. Without pulling out the man leaned forward and whispered in his ear again, his breath hot and husky on the back of his neck.

“Just a hiss? That’s all I get?” He bit at the cartelage behind his ear, earning a similar sound. He clicked his tongue with disapproval. “No. I want you to scream, France.”

He pulled out and thrust into again without mercy, but France refused to give in. “Scream, you fucking whore,” the man ground out in frustration, his hands wrapped tight enough around his ribcage to bruise. “Scream your submission to England.”

France grit his teeth and pressed his clenched face to the ground. “Never.”

“Then you leave me with no other choice.”

The next thing to be thrust up his ass was not the other man’s cock but something much sharper, much more painful. France’s eyes widened as the pain hit him and the realisation a split second later, and his entire body convulsed at the unnatural intrusion.

“Feel good, frog?”

It took all France’s will not to cry out in response.

“No? Pity.”

Then the sword dug in deeper, and France could no longer hold back. A raw, bloody scream tore from his throat, choking away his breath, and the ensuing convulsion nearly throwing the man off his back.

His attacker withdrew the sword, chuckling darkly, then stood up and sheathed it. “Well done, France.” He gave him a mock round of applause. “That will do for today.”

France rolled over to face the molester with a groan, feeling his blood mingle with the mud as he collapsed onto his back. The man before him wore a long, flowing black cloak, emblazoned with the English coat of arms, his face shielded by a pitch black helmet.

France breathed in sharply. “The Black Prince…?”

The Prince laughed bitterly. “Oh, so you’ve heard of me! I’m flattered.” He squared his shoulders with mocking pride. “But there’s something else about me I want you to know.”

With a quick, casual flip, the mask of his helmet slid up to reveal bright emerald eyes alight with malice, blond bangs falling onto the thickest eyebrows he’d ever seen, and a smirk glowing with the force of a longbow’s flaming arrow.

France’s entire body flushed with horror and shock. “Angleterre…!”

The Englishman laughed cruelly and slid his mask back into place. “Who else, frog?”

France forced himself onto his elbows with the last of his dignity. “I’m going to fucking kill you, you putain de bordel de merde!”

England just continued to laugh, a dark grin nearly visible behind the mask. “I’d like to see you try.”

“I’d like to see you go to hell, putain.”

“Likewise, frog.” England mounted his horse, pulling himself up and preparing to return to the dying battle. “See you there.” And, with a parting mock-salute, he rode back into the fray.

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
jhjfadhjfdhjfdskljjlkdafhj

Oh my God England... England is the Black Prince... /flails

But France D8 England whyyyyyy?

^^ Just what I was hoping for, thank you so much author anon <3 I will be back with a more coherant comment when I stop flailing!

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
(Agincourt)

France wasn’t even sure how this had happened. One moment he’d been prepared for battle, outnumbering England by ridiculous margins; then the next his forces had been utterly decimated, completely obliterated by those fucking longbows. Stupid dirty cheating fucking rosbifs…

And, as though to give him a final slap in the face, England had killed the prisoners. He hadn’t spared him even that one last courtesy – no, he’d just swiped the heads and lives of the helpless captives. It was like he’d spit in his face and then killed the country of France himself.

Now he sat amongst the bodies. Bloody, headless, armless and otherwise mutilated forms of both French and British colours lay scattered around him, but most notably French. His hand clasped the cold, wet, muddy palm of a dead, nameless French soldier. The boy was young, probably barely seventeen years old, with a ruddy youth about his features. He would have made a fine knight, France thought, if not for that stupid rosbif…

He didn’t realise he was crying until the tears started sliding down his neck, down his arm, and onto the hand of the dead soldier. He buried his wet, reddened eyes in the crook of the dead man’s neck, still warm…

“Do you know how pathetic you look?”

France didn’t bother turning to acknowledge the familiar voice. “I don’t care.”

“Well, I’ll have you know you look like hell.”

“I don’t care.”

“You look like you just walked into battle in full armour only to fall into a puddle of mud and get shot by flying arrows –”

Finally France turned to face him. “Kindly shut the fuck up, Angleterre,” he hissed, with such quiet force that England was momentarily stunned silent.

It took England a moment to regather himself, then he raised his longbow and aimed it straight between France’s eyes.

“I’ll give you five seconds to flee, frog.” He began to count down. “Five.”

France ignored him.

“Four.”

France still did not move.

“Three. Come on frog, fleeing is what you’re best at.”

France clasped the dead boy’s hand.

“Two.”

England’s fingers trembled on the bow.

“One.”

France turned and looked him straight in the eye.

“I don’t care if you shoot, Angleterre. I’m already dead.”

England squinted, blinked what couldn’t be tears from his eyes, and fired.

A gust of chilly wind caught England’s hat and swept it off his head, but even without the wind the arrow would have sailed clear over the Frenchman’s bent head.

France shook his head sadly. “I was serious, Angleterre,” he whispered, barely audible over the soft roar of the wind. “Shoot me. I want to die.”

England notched another arrow, his hands trembling on the bow. “I-I’m serious too, git. I’ll shoot you here and now.”

France turned backt o face dead soldier. “Alors, do it.”

England’s entire being tensed, his muscles coiled tight in his arms, fingers trembling around the tip of the arrow. Finally his grip slackened, and he let his longbow fall to his side.

“Git,” he mumbled, “as if I could shoot…”

He looked up at France, but thankfully the Frenchman hadn’t heard him, still focused on his fallen lad. He shook his head as if to shake the forbidden thoughts as well. Stupid frog…

Finally France turned back to him, his eyes wide and sad, but with a light flickering beneath, like a dying phosporesence beneath the sea. “I wasn’t serious either,” he murmured.

England’s knuckles tightened around his bow in frustrated rage. “Fuck you, frog. I promised I’d see you in hell, and bloody hell, I will.” He clenched the finely sculpted wood so fiercely that for a moment he was sure it would snap. “Just… not today.”

And while the bow didn’t snap, something inside him did. With a loud, indignant huff, he turned and stalked away, leaving France to his own grief and tears.

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-19 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
I love it so far! :D

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Goodness, this is beautiful. <3 I love every bit of it, and the way you write it is so powerful. I can't wait to see more and how their lovely rivalry develops from here.

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, France, you are such a drama queen. Maybe you shouldn't have teased the English army, darling. Or maybe you should have remembered Crecy and the longbows. But poor France, Angincourt must have stung.

Anon is a fan of Agincourt so I will forever love you for this, A!A

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
b-b-beautiful. great job, please continue!

Re: Swordpoint (2/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
England as the Black Prince? I think I'm in love.

Anyone/Anyone - FEI WEG

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
So maybe it's a few days late.. but I'd like to see something about the World Equestrian Games.

Anything goes, really.

Re: Anyone/Anyone - FEI WEG

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Does OP have any favorite characters in particular or ships you just can't stand?

America, Russia - Super strength

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
America's super strength is forgotten in a lot of fics.

That one part where he picks up a buffalo and twirls it over his head? I'd like to see him do that, only with Russia instead.

Thanks, anons!

McSlam [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
America was happily chowing down on his burger in the middle of McDonald’s, not a care in the world, when suddenly, his world went black. He blinked in surprise when he realized that there was a hand over his eyes and a hand on his back and oh no someone was trying to kidnap him!

“Unhand me you fiend!” America shouted and grabbed the hand over his eyes, twirled once, twice, three times, before letting go and hearing a crash as a large body collided with the wall.

A familiar large body. Covered in a long, tan coat. A scarf trailing behind.

“Oh, fuck,” America swore and jumped from his seat, running over to the motionless lump on the ground.

“Yo,” America said, poking the lump with his foot. “Yo, Russia, dude, get up.” He nudged him again, discreetly looking around to see if anyone had noticed. If any of the fellow diners had, they were ignoring them now. “You ok?”

Russia moaned and looked up at America, placing his hand over America’s foot to stop the nudging. “You do not like surprises,” he said matter of factly.

America chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. “Want a burger?”

Russia rolled his eyes and got to his feet. How like America to try to change the subject. “You are paying.”

“As if.” America stuck his tongue out at Russia but walked to the counter anyway, pulling out his wallet along the way.

~~~
Short fill is short but I hope it amused, OP!

Re: McSlam [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Unhand me you fiend!" Lmao, awesome! XD You wrote America so well here!

I love this, thanks! :D

Re: McSlam [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nice drabble. xD Yes, it did amuse.

Re: McSlam [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
"You do not like surprises."

I love Russia here SO MUCH XDDDDD

Short and awesome!

Re: McSlam [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I suffocated from my laughter. This is truly one hilarious drabble. XD Awesome job! I love that Alfred said "YOU FIEND!" oh my god, I got the giggles.

Kumajirou/Fem!Canada - Bestiality

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see something where Kumajirou's animal instinct takes over and he ends up mating with Canako. I'd like it to start with dub-con, where Canako is turned on but disturbed because he's an animal, but eventually she gives into the pleasure.

Bonus: According to Wikipedia when polar bears mate "Partners stay together and mate repeatedly for an entire week." So yeah.

Chuffed (1/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Canada trailed her fingers down a pine branch as she walked by, smiled. The Netherlands had been right, she'd needed a break, and what better time than April? After the sugar sappers but before the mosquitoes and black flies and stupid tourists. Sure, it still got a little cold at night, but this far into the woods it was just her and Kumawhat'sit and growing things.

She turned left down the game trail, angling back toward her cabin, Kumagoro ambling behind. Which was unusual in and of itself - he usually preferred to laze on the bed. But here he was, shadowing her through the trees, stopping to sniff at her trail every now and then.

She didn't think she'd stepped in anything interesting, but it wouldn't be the first time. Ah well, she'd just brush her boots off before she took them inside.

She crouched next to a pile of sign - rabbit droppings from the size. Kumajoker leaned against her side, made a soft noise when she absently scritched behind his ear. There hadn't been any hares in the area the last time she visited this camp; it might be worth a shot to set some snares while she was here. It'd give her something to eat other than canned food, at least. There were game trails all around the cabin, and if she left one on the far side, one on the edge of that clearing with the old maple-

Kumakoko pushed closer and she fell sideways, arms wind milling before she overbalanced and landed in the loam. "Hey!"

He looked down at her as she sat up, and looked positively offended when she rapped his nose.

"That wasn't nice."

"I'm not Canada," he said.

"Of course you aren't," she said as she picked herself up, dusted off her hands on her jeans, "but that's no reason to be rude."

He snorted, and nuzzled her hip in what was probably the closest she'd get to an apology.

She sighed, and set back off down the trail; let herself be distracted by thoughts of supper and the smell of wet, warming earth.

~ ~ ~

She woke part-way through the night, after moon-set. Oh right, the fire. She pulled a blanket around herself and slipped out of bed, careful not to jostle Kumajiko. She took a piece of firewood and pushed it over the coals, then another. She could have sworn she'd banked it well... Eh, whatever. She was awake now, may as well enjoy the quiet.

She settled herself on the rug, woven cotton worn soft from years of use, and leaned against the leg of the table. It was nice, actually. There were spring peepers singing in the creek outside, and the crack of the birch wood catching flame was comforting. She watched the fire spread, then reached with the poker and stirred the coals. Added another piece - maple, this time, from a tree that had come down last autumn.

She rested her hands on her belly as the fire grew again, warming the small cabin and flickering heat over her exposed skin. She let the blanket fall from her shoulders, breathed in the smell of wood smoke. Her eyes closed and her head tilted back, against the table leg. Fingers drifted down to play with the blonde curls between her thighs, skimmed lightly over her labia. Better than nice, to be alone in the woods like this, no paperwork to be done or appointments to prepare for or bosses to listen to - just her and Kumihoro and the boreal forest.

Her fingers pushed deeper, up and down her slit, circling her vagina before pressing lightly on her clit. She slid down the table leg, blanket bunching as she shifted her hips for a better angle. Much better than nice - her free hand rubbed along her hip bone while her other spread moisture around, up over her clit, and- Oh.

Chuffed (2/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
She rocked into her hand, let her awareness contract to just this room, the heat from the fire and the warmth between her legs. Her fingers circled the hood, not directly on her clit, not yet. She was in no mood to rush tonight, not now that she was awake and getting wet - she dipped back to her vagina, inserted two fingers only to pull them back up to the hood of her clit, teasing.

Mm, what to do, what to do... She could stay like this, for as long as she wanted, or she could slip the fingers of her other hand inside herself, both hands moving and feeling, but that would mean that she'd have to stop touching her skin, her hip, her thigh...

There was a clack against the wood floor. Canada stilled, looked over to find Kumajiko padding toward her.

"Kumakoko, I'm busy. Go back to sleep."

"No."

She blinked, one hand still between her thighs. "I'm busy."

His nose touched hers, and then he was sniffing along her hip. She pushed at his head with her dry hand but he didn't move, wouldn't move, except to force his muzzle under her palm. His breath was warm and damp against her labia, and she tried to twist away. He simply pressed his paws against her legs and pushed, spread them wider.

He grunted softly, the puff of air making her shiver despite the fact that this was Kumanuma, that he wasn't human, that he didn't even know her name. She pushed at his muzzle with both hands. "Go away."

He just leaned closer, clicked his tongue in a noise that was probably supposed to be reassuring.

And he was too close to poke his nose, damn it.

... Okay, so she wasn't exactly human either, but she was human shaped, and he wasn't stopping and- Oh god, he was licking her, the sides of his tongue moulding to her labia exactly, so gentle against her skin. Her hands fell away and she whined, torn.

He made a gentle "wuff" sound and moved to nuzzle her neck. "It's okay. Canada," he said, "it's okay."

She stared up at the ceiling, half-covered by his body. "Kumajirou?"

"Canada."

Oh. "... All right," she heard herself say.

He licked her ear, once.

She let him move her into place - onto her hands and knees on the rug, Kumakichi above and behind her. She could feel his penis bump against her thigh as he leaned up, put his front paws on her shoulders, and pressed her down, to her elbows.

She almost felt exposed, ass up in the air, but Kumajiko covered her, his fur warm on her back. And.. wow, shouldn't this feel weirder, having her not-human best friend rub his erection against her, trying to find her vagina? Canada let out a breath and took him in hand, guided him into place.

He wasn't gentle when he pushed in, didn't try and find a rhythm she liked, just thrust deep inside. It stung at first - he was bigger than her last few partners, and he wasn't slow. But despite everything (the pain, the nervousness, the "oh my god I'm getting fucked by a bear") her body accepted him, opened to him. Stretched and lengthened for him.

She shifted her hips, testing a new angle as he ploughed into her. It was kind of.. nice, actually. All she had to do was kneel and let herself be fucked, no worries about how he was enjoying himself or if she'd get tired or him freaking out because couldn't get her off. She could just be selfish.

He let her move underneath him while he breathed against her neck, hot and wet. She arched her back a little, trying to relieve the pressure against her cervix, and- Oh. His penis rubbed against her g-spot and she pushed up toward him, because she wanted more of that, please and thank you.

She was panting when she took hold of her breast, kneaded it while her other breast bounced against her arm. She could barely feel the warmth from the fire, not compared to the heat trapped between their bodies as he fucked her deep, in and out and in and out and in, deeper than anyone else had ever been before. Long strokes that seemed to go on forever, pushing against her front wall, and she needed- She needed-

Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
She let go of her breast - it joined her other breast in swinging free, nipples rubbing against the cotton of the rug - and squirmed her hand lower, between her legs. He made a surprised "chuff" sound when her fingers brushed his penis, but didn't stop when she moved them back down to her clit. God, she was hard, she couldn't touch the nub directly. Had to rub against the hood instead, and she was so wet her fingers couldn't get purchase right away. But when they did...

She moaned into the rug, and stopped caring about how wrong and disgusting and weird this was; none of it mattered as her world narrowed to the feel of fur-on-skin and fingers-on-clit and penis-deep-deep-deep-inside-her. She rocked into her hand then back to meet Kumajika's thrusts; he licked her jaw as she moved, but didn't stop, didn't change the way he pushed inside her.

It wasn't long before she could feel the edge of her orgasm approaching, not nearly long enough. She tried to push it away, hold it off, but she couldn't stop grinding into her fingers or up to Kumachiko.

When she came it was with a full-body spasm, her breath stuttered.

Kumajima nosed her ear while the after shocks were still running through her body, made a worried sound.

She twisted just enough to nuzzle his cheek. "Okay," she said, a little muzzily.

He nodded, shifted his weight on her shoulders.

She let her hand drop from her clit, wiped her fingers on the rug, and relaxed beneath him as he continued to thrust into her. She felt good - really good, well-fucked and boneless. It was another minute before Kumaroro finished inside her, then pulled out and curled around her.

She thought about going back to her bed, but Kumakado was warm against her and she didn't much want to move just yet. She glanced at the grate, saw that the fire had burned down to coals and she didn't have to worry, and laid down on her side. Snuggled into Kumajoko's fur, and fell asleep with his come wet between her thighs.

~ ~ ~

It really was better than nice, Canada thought the next morning while she taught Kumajirou how to go down on her, to be alone out here in the cabin - just her and Kumachino and no one to interrupt them.

~ ~ ~



Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
omg... why is that so hot... I... I feel that I should be worried about that...

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! It- It was hot. Good work!

What else can I say about this without sounding like a creep? I no longer have purity!

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnng.

Author!Anon, you have successfully given me a kink for polar bear sex- that was very very hot, good job!

that smut was hotter than some of the human on human smut I've seen!

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that was so hot. I can only agree with other comments, great job, author!anon <3

why hello there new kink

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And now my mind is forever broken and I can never look at either Canada with Kumajiro or just Kumajiro the same way ever again.

I'm a bit worried on how hot I thought that was.

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Joining the list of people worrying about how hot they found this.

Wow.

OP here

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhwuh...
That was amazing, seriously anon. So hot. And even sort of... classy, in a way, or at least I thought so.
Thank you for filling this!
I'd put myself on the list of worried people but considering I requested it...

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
-dies-

T-that was so hot and I think you've made me develop a polar bear kink, anon.

write moarrrr /shot

writer!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 03:53 am (UTC)(link)


Thanks for your comments, everyone! :D (And if you're worried about reading it and finding it hot, guess how I feel about writing it. XD)

Re: writer!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sankyou :3
And you're very welcome, authornon!

Re: writer!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I- I knew It had to be you writer!Anon!

you just had to take what was left of my purity away don't you? I won't be able to enjoy sexy tiems ever I'll die a virgin and it's all your fault!

writer!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-28 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
... Am I really that obvious? |D;

*pets* I lost my purity somewhere between Gundam Wing and FF VIII. Soon you won't even miss it! ♥

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...what everyone else said.

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Your descriptions
the details
the sex

... why do I like this so much. Gaaah.

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-01 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
D8 it's so sick and hot and i shouldn't like this. i SHOULDN'T but I DO and i don't know what to do and babies?-- UGGGHHHH nooooo!!!! my braaaaiiiin!! Dx
face is now stuck in permanent 'i jizzed my pants expression'

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-03 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, this helped me get over the fact that I found a golden-shower fic hot because this was hot too and aodsoajgjrg
WTF
SDFIOJM -foams-
Thanks a lot, I thought I had morals BUT NOW I DON'T.

Seriously too hot.
At least I'm not the only one who's awkward with how sexy this was.

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-16 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Seeing that I just came from reading one of Canada eating Russia, this doesn't seem so bad as it would have.

So, can you say hot? I sure as hell can. ;D

Re: Chuffed (3/3, END)

(Anonymous) 2011-03-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea why I found this so freaking hot. Apparently, I'm not alone though.

USUK- Loosing A Colony Really Hurts

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Annoyed that yet again England hasn't come to his birthday party, America goes looking for him...
Only to find England in agonising pain that lasts the whole of the 4th of July but stops the moment it becomes the 5th.
England refuses to explain but when America does some digging he discovers that this is something that happens to all ex-colonisers on the anniversaries of their colonies' independence. Their colonies leaving feels like they're having bits of themselves amputated.
The next anniversary of an independence, America shows up and major comforting ensues.

Bonus: The reason England never told America is because he doesn't want to spoil his birthday.
Bonus2: Other ex-colonies find out, having never been told about this before.

Weep, Little Lion Man 1a/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-13 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
“Oh Artie it’s my birthday next week and of course all people must attend the Hero’s birthday next week you know that right?”

“I’d have preferred a more warm greeting over the phone than random babble.”

“Yeah, yeah, old man, but you totally can’t resist coming this year right because they’ll be awesome cake and awesome fireworks and you’ll be such a loser to miss all that right?”

“Promising me with ‘fireworks’ and ‘cake’ is not going to make me feel anymore obliged to go.”

“.. So are you coming?”

“No.”

“But Ar—“

“DO NOT try and whine at me again. I’ve never even attended any of your blasted birthday parties; what makes you think I’m going to start now?”

“--There’s no reason for you not to come! Why are you always such an ass about this? It was years ago!”

“I’m not talking about this anymore.”

“… Arthur? … England? … You goddamn moron of a limey bastard don’t hang up on me!—“


-----

He didn’t need him. No siree.

Alfred could manage just fine on his birthday without that weirdo of a Brit, anyway. He would have plenty of fun with all the other nations that would be there. There would be fireworks and cake and colour and music and he would just overall have a great time! He deserved it, one hundred percent. America had had a hard year. His preparations had started as soon as he got home the day before and everything was of course, going as awesomely as usual under the Hero’s care. Nothing was going to stop him from enjoying his birthday, no doubt. He’d get down to work, no matter what certain limeys insisted to try and ruin his day.

He was fine.

Alfred found himself staring through a mirror.

Today was 4th of July in the year 2010. He would be turning 224 as an official country. That was two hundred and twenty years of him being an adult.

It was two hundred and twenty four times without him turning up.

Alfred used to understand this act. He was across an ocean; it was rather a far way to travel for just a birthday party, especially when there were a lot of things going on.

But as the years passed, Alfred couldn’t understand why Arthur couldn’t so much as send a present or even a card over, just to wish him such. And as time went by and travelling became a lot easier – it took, what, seven hours to fly over now? It built up on the American like algae being washed up on a dismal beach. But times were changing, maybe Arthur honestly was just that busy?...

This year, however, just threw it over the line. Arthur was in America on the day of his birthday. There had been a meeting just the day before, Arthur having attended it and he wasn’t due to head back home till the next weekend. It was perfect; he could’ve just dropped by, given a present, and heck, he didn’t even have to hang around that long if he didn’t want to.

But after the phone call yesterday, it looked like he was going to skip out on this too.

Why was he still so hung up about this? Why hadn’t he got over it already? Sure, he probably hurt him really bad throwing all that on him and fighting for his freedom but it was a necessity – and it was certainly no reason to still be sulking over it.

Alfred blinked suddenly, before looking down at his hand. His glasses had bent themselves in half as he’d clenched his fist.

This was the last straw.

Twisting them quickly back into shape, Alfred threw a frown at his reflection before he stormed downstairs, leaving the door unlocked for all the countries that would be flooding in any minute now. He usually left them to their own thing.

Alfred was about to bring his own invitee to his party whether he liked it or not.

-----

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 1b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Whenever there was some sort of international convention, the majority of nations visiting remained at one hotel together. It probably wasn’t the best idea in terms of world relations, but it had to do in these times of recession and price cuts, even if they were the nations.

Relaying back with no answer to a phone call made from the reception desk, Alfred grumbled and made his way up to the room. Spain nudged past him on the way, blinking for a moment.

“Amigo, why are you not at your own fiesta?”

Alfred didn’t even turn around.

“Someone to fetch.”

Antionio’s eyes widened slightly at the gruff response, unseen by the other. The Spaniard then blinked, shaking his head.

“I will be seeing you later then.”

He turned around and continued walking, leaving Alfred to disappear down the hallway and make his way up the stairs. Eyes were downcast, lips tightened in morbid determination. He was planning to barge in, grab that stupid limey by the arm and drag him out of this hotel and to his party so not only could Alfred have a good day but so he could for once.

He reached door number 74, staring at the wood panelling for a moment. It was closed.

The American reached out to the door handle to open it, before grunting.

It was locked.

Rattling it, Alfred growled before kicking against the wood, hammering the door with his knuckles.

“Hey, Arthur! Open this door!”

Silence.

Oh, this was not funny. Alfred knew he was in there – the concierge had claimed that no one had come out of that door all day, so there was no other explanation – but he was ignoring him? He could be in the shower or such, but by now Alfred would have heard some sort of frustrated yell rebound out from the other side of the door.

“Come on, old man! You can’t be that deaf!”

Nothing.

He should have had a raging Brit ripping his jugular out by now. Alfred rattled the door knob harder.

“Come on, you can’t be ignoring me! It’s my /birthday/!—“

A large clunk, and Alfred looked down. The handle had come loose in his hand.

He stared at it, before noticing that the door was now opening of its own accord, swinging loose and leading into a dark room.

Alfred’s expression fell blank at what was inside.


”…England…?”




---

Hi I'm a random filler don't mind me.
-The title is from Little Lion Man by Mumford & Sons which I find awfully appropiate to this prompt and are thus listening to it while writing.
-I made Alfred's official age as an 'official country' from when he declared himself as an independent country aka 1776. because come on it's alfred.
-I hope alfred's dialogue is good because I am not American and thus are not familiar, I guess, to a lot of american dialect and idioms. oh well.
-more sooon

Awesome!!

(Anonymous) 2010-12-13 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This idea intrigued me, but the way you wrote it was just.. uwaaa~! -fangirls- Too awesome for words! Anon, this is something that I hope you update very quickly!! :'3

Al? Try to use stuff like.. hmm.... I don't take America as being too improper, so use things like contractions in his speech; Americans have a fondness for shortening words and the such. He's very blunt, and not all too proper.. Don't worry, though! Your America is really good for a non-native!
(This advice was useless.. But keep up the awesome work, anon!)
(~ = ω=)~

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 1b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-15 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
This is very interesting, Author!Anon, you have me hooked. I hope you update so because I'm very curious about how you'll portray Iggy's pain.

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 1b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-15 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yay!! I'm so glad to see that someone decided to fill this. Can't wait to see what happens next! I think you're doing the dialect just fine too btw.

Weep, Little Lion Man 2a/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-16 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
------

”… England…?”

Young fingers grasped at the edge of the table. Bright, unblighted eyes looked upwards, a mouth posing half open. His expression furrowed as he gently reached forward and clung gently to the fabric of the man sat in front of him. There was a light tug.

The other male, his back a bit more rigid than usual, had his arm laid out in front of him, resting over a bowl. A bundle of cloth was pressed over part of his skin, green eyes wincing as he dabbed at it.

The tugging came again, a little more urgent. Blue eyes wavered.

“…England…!”

His arm was showing red. Why was he turned away? Why did he seem so fragile? Alfred didn’t realise he noticed these things, but all he knew was that England wasn’t right and that really quite made him uncomfortable. He knew he’d just come back and there were some different people about – what had happened?

The taller figure finally looked up sharply, a second before his expression quickly relaxed into something more soft; a façade. He managed a small smile.

“Ah, America. How are you?”

The child frowned, and pointed almost accusingly.

“.. Your arm…!”

Arthur glanced down at the accused limb. He seemed to give it the expression as though he’d only just realised it was there.

“… Ah, yes. Quite a nasty cut.”

America frowned, unimpressed.

“But.. but hoooow?...”

The arm was moved so it rest on the Briton’s knee; it had stopped bleeding by now but by looking at the cloth, he’d had to have it on for quite some time. Arthur turned around to face the other, leaning down so he was on relative level with the colony.

“Some horrible people do not like us living here. They were trying to attack you.”

As though in response, Alfred held out his arms at the same time Arthur went to pick him up, setting him on his lap. He patted him.

“But I fought them off. Its okay, they’re gone now. They got a bad cut on me, but I’m alright. See?” He ruffled the other’s hair with the same arm, but faltered when he saw that the other looked more annoyed than overjoyed to be safe.

“W-Why did you have to save me and and get hurt, England! T-That’s not fair! I should.. I should be able to look after me, after—after you!” the other suddenly exclaimed, showing his anger by promptly shoving the other in the chest, which the other winced at again. He looked down at the child, blinking.

He suddenly smiled.

Pushing the bowl back on the table, he placed the other on it, looking at him. There was a sort of soft aura about him. Safe. He held eye contact with the other, firm but understanding.

“America, you’re my brother, alright? I am going to protect you. I made that promise when you became my family.” He petted the other’s hair again, this time absentmindedly rubbing a bit of a smudge off the other’s cheek with his thumb. “I want you to promise me you’ll trust me. You are my brother.

‘I’ll take the pain for you.’"


-----

Weep, Little Lion Man 2b/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-16 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
“…A-Arthur…!?”

The room was dark. Curtains were drawn, thrown tightly shut. Clothes were scattered carelessly on the floor, highly unusual for someone as pristine as Arthur. A mug was left, the tea gone cold, on the bedside table.

In the middle of the room was a bed.

The covers were rolled up on in themselves, a mound in the middle of the mattress.

There was a body.

Alfred’s eyes widened.

“…A-Arthur!”

He rushed into the room, stumbling over his own feet. The figure lay there, curled up upon himself. His hair was mussed, as though he’d been tossing and turning, and his skin was pale. It glistened slightly, as though he was breaking out in a cold sweat.

America didn’t know what to do. As soon as his eyes had rest on the lump all sense of responsibility and maturity had left him. Something was wrong with Arthur.

An overwhelming urge to run to him and cry struck the teen.

He quickly snapped himself out of it as he heard a small gasp coming from the bed. His eyes quickly widened and he lurched towards the middle of the room, practically toppling onto the bed itself.

The bed-ridden lump’s eyes were closed tight. Lips, open just slightly, eventually seemed to twitch in just the slightest form of words.

Alfred, whose glasses were practically hanging off his face, felt his throat go dry.

Something was so wrong.

“…A-Arthur? Can.. can you hear me?”

There was a grunt.

Alfred hid at the edge of the bed a little, before tentatively reaching out and gently touching the top of his shoulder. He was trembling.

“..A-Arthur, oh g-gosh, Arthur… England!”

Desperately, he nudged the shoulder in an attempt to rouse him. Big mistake.

A scream shot out from between those lips, before choking followed it. Alfred had fallen back in surprise before he could see the other’s eyes finally flitting open, muted in his own pain.

What was happening?...

Alfred recovered a little, but took a while for him to realise that his heavy breathing was not alone. Blinking, he looked up.

The covers were shifting, slowly. A voice rasped. The American couldn’t understand it.

Slowly, slowly, the covers rose up and slowly slid off.

Arthur and Alfred stared at each other.

They both shook.

Arthur’s expression was pale. His eyes were flat, the gleam of the emerald having reduced to a dull stare. They were circled by a slight redness, smudges smeared under his eyes upon closer inspection. His shirt hung off him, drenched in sweat.

The Briton’s knuckles went white as he clutched the covers, tightly. He winced. A tear rolled against his cheek in response, indifferent.

Eyebrows furrowed, deeply. Arthur’s lips quivered. His voice hung in the silence.

“get out.”

It was barely a murmur.

Alfred looked up, his muscles barely being able to contract and swallow due to just how stunned he was. He managed out a small squeak in response.

“…W-wha—“

“get out.”

“…N-No, A-arthur, What—“

get out.”

Arthur’s expression had gone dark. Slowly, slowly, his legs shifted to the edge of the bed, but it seemed quite an effort to keep himself upright.

“move.”

America could barely believe he was hearing this.

Weep, Little Lion Man 2c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-16 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
“..W-what? N-No, Arthur, there’s something so wrong with you and I can’t leave—“ He was up onto his feet by now, having to take some effort from his knees shaking. There was something stopping him from moving closer to the Briton in question. “—And I need to help and—“

“move or i’ll do it myself.”

Alfred didn’t move.

Arthur’s expression grew dangerous. With a small, small whimper which he desperately held back against his throat, England staggered onto his feet. He was slow, his footsteps swinging almost in clockwork till he reached the other.

Alfred remained frozen.

“Arthur—“

go.”

The smaller nation kept his head low, silently, successfully, pushing the other towards the door. It was meant to be forceful yet he doubted he could lift a book with that strength. However, it managed to work Alfred and nudge him back towards the door due to being simply too astounded and scared to do anything. His eyes were wide, his mouth gaped open, pupils shook, and he was unable to simply comprehend what he was seeing; He did notice, though, that Arthur was limping a little. He was also only using one arm to push him towards the door – the other hung almost loosely by his side, clenched almost in an agonising fist.

That still didn’t explain what had happened to his brother.

“A-Arthur, no—“

go.”

England’s teeth gritted, fighting down another cry; his shoulders heavily trembled.

“don’t come back.”

With one weak push, Arthur managed to make Alfred trip back out of the door. It gently swung closed. A moment later, and a large thud was heard, a deep sob accompanying the shock that echoed across his mind.

Alfred stood there, numb.

England…

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 2c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-17 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, God, limping and with a bad arm? America hurt England a lot, didn't he? This is going wonderfully and I'm really interested to see how you are going to make the story unravel.

Great job, A!A

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 2c/?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-18 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
*whimpers* Poor Arthur!! Wow, I didn't expect him to kick Alfred out though.

Weep, Little Lion Man 3a/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It was dusk. The sun was sinking slowly below the horizon, shadows casting longingly across the street corners. Houses were lit up in anticipation of the day, crowds gathered in each house. Laughter spilled out from the doorways, smiles and joy radiating through the buildings.

Outside, it was silent. Except for the panting of a lone individual, speeding through the streets as though he was running away from an imponderable doom. His jacket, undone in the summer night, flapped a little behind him as his steps hit the pavement. Alfred could barely see clearly through his glasses, which were sliding down his nose in his haste.

He hadn’t been aware of what he’d done after that door had closed on him. He’d felt he stood there for the longest time, staring as though he expected Arthur to open the door and appear completely fine, and start laughing in his face that he fell for it.

But he didn’t, and it wasn’t till he heard another sob did he react.

He ran.

Coward.

Shaking his head free, he blindly turned a corner, heading back to the one place he didn’t want to be. Home.

Arthur couldn’t have been in the pain that he seemed to be, could he? It made no sense whatsoever what he just saw. Why would he even be like that? On his birthday, no less?....

Was this … his fault?...

He was probably over thinking things. Alfred tended to avoid doing that, for this very reason. What was the use?

Well, seeing Arthur like that was more than enough, he supposed.

He flurried around a corner, a car driving by in silent wonder at the abruptness of this lone individual.

The house at the end of the street was lit up; light flooding out into the street. There was the hustle and soft beat of music playing from it. It was full of inhabitants, no doubt causing amazing havoc with drinking games and raiding the fridge. Alfred suddenly felt sick at the thought of confronting them all. Why did this have to happen to him on today of all days? All he wanted to do was burst into the room, hurl himself up to his bedroom and hide under his bed covers and pretend that all he had seen hadn’t ever happened and continue his life on as normal, because while Alfred could act superbly well…

When something shocked him beyond belief, it showed.

The gate was kicked open with a harsh creek, the sounds and laughter getting louder as his scuffed trainers approached the door. Every year, the nations gathered round to Alfred’s and had a party, mainly because he invited just about everyone. As much as most countries disagreed with other or ganged up against one another most of the time, the truth was that if there was a gathering and it had alcohol and music and others were going to be there, you could guarantee there’d be a party.

The door slammed loudly in the kitchen with a loud bang, and the countries gathered in there exclaimed a roar of laughter.

It shattered with the same punch.

The whole room fell silent in an echo. The rest of the room seem to shimmer in the same way, the nations crawling through to see what had caused the break in mood.

Alfred stood there, his pants heavy with the strain. While everyone stared at him in shock, it wasn't the door that had rooted everyone in place.

It was his expression. A permanent plaster of fear fed his face, his lip quivering. His glasses were slid halfway down his nose, but he made no motion to move them back into place. But the worst thing, Matthew found himself noting, was his eyes. He’d lost that dazzling confidence they usually held, something that he hadn’t seen happen in about ten years.

His hand trembled, and the door was thrust shut again. Alfred stared, towards particular nations.

“... Arthur...”

He stumbled forward, eyes still wide, and sunk into a chair. Francis, with a resigned sigh, placed his drink down and approached the nation, kneeling to his level.

“America, what is it?”

Weep, Little Lion Man 3b/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-04 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He found himself staring at the Frenchman, incredulous. Surely he must know?! Surely he would know that something as bad happened to the Briton!

Pulling in a breath, he looked incredulously at the other. “...A-Arthur—H-Hotel—h-he was l-limping and and c-crying and what happened--“ His panic bubbled into fury, his fists clenching and leaning forward towards the other, fire in his eyes.

“Something happened t-to Arthur and holy shit y-you must know what’s wrong otherwise I’ll—I-I’ll---” The words disappeared in his mouth, the chair having knocked back as he’d stood up almost as soon as he’d sat down.

Francis blinked.

“Ah.”

Nervous murmurs struck up amongst some of the others. While they all knew he was young, none of them had ever really seen Alfred look so vulnerable. It was something, they were coming to realise, that he hid very well.

Francis remained calm, even as the other loomed over him. He stood up, pressed his hands to America's shoulders and led him out of the kitchen into the living room, where he gently pushed him down onto the sofa. Like a swarm, the others crowded at the door. This was really not planning to be the party they would usually expect to see.

“Now, tell me.” Francis remarked, setting himself beside the American. “You went to Arthur’s room, oui?”

“Y-Yeah a-and it was d-dark and he was in b-bed a-and he—“

“Calm down, garcon. He was in bed, and what happened?”

“H-he s-shouted but not he was in so much pain oh god Francis what the hell happened he got me out a-and I....I-c-came here---”

A finger pressed to his lips to silence him. Francis looked at him, earnestly.

Amerique, I do not know what you think happened, but I am rather surprised. Has... it never been told to you?”

A confused, slow, shake of the head. He sighed. “Just as Angleterre to keep it to himself, then. I suppose I might as well tell you—“ He looked up to the others, studying for a moment. His sigh grew.

“Are you not aware what happens to ex-empires? I suppose not, Amerique. You were never truly an Empire. Ah, but in the words of my own philosophers, let us just say:

Un empire fondé par la guerre doit se maintenir par la guerre, even if it is with himself.”



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- This would have been longer and I'd have added more to it, but I didn't have chance to work on it much and I just wanted to post something up. More might be added to this part/chapter itself.

- The French, at the end, translates as 'An empire founded by war has to maintain itself by war', and was said by Charles de Montesquieu, a french philosopher.

-Hope you had a nice holiday, etc~

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 3b/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-05 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Montesquieu!!!! *Fangirls*

This is beautiful

Weep, Little Lion Man 4a/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"War is like a game of Chess, Alfred.

You've never really come across it before, but it's not an obvious play of events, it's not something you charge into and win by force. No, war is so much more than that: it takes time, it takes skill and most of all it takes practice. You have to be careful. You can't attack everyone at once and expect to win just because you have the most weapons. To play war successfully, thought needs to be put into it.

It can also be done in many different forms, just like there are many different ways to play chess. As an Empire in war, you'll be most similar with this strategy.

New pieces can be gained and added to your own collection. Either they are ambushed from the enemy, or as a loose end. Sometimes, the piece to be gained is heavily defended by other pieces, and is all but impossible to gain.

Well, usually impossible.

Either way, winning is about methods and tactics. You might have all the pieces in your hands, but you could lose everything without knowing what had happened. Alternatively, you may think it's all over, that you're down to your last pieces; yet place it carefully, put enough hope into yourself, and you could win a game with just one remaining piece.

A War is made to claim territory and build pieces, Alfred, even it is at the cost of your own. It can mean a lot of things. War can mean claims of territory, much like that one had just been, or it could be to fight for something else, something more personal. Sometimes, you have to fight for your freedom. You have to fight for your rights. You have to fight to be on top.

You have to play for the rest of them.”


-----

“War was never a game, Amerique. Sacrifices have to be made in War, especially for what you may gain for what you lose. The Empire, as is said, is built on war – how else would you gain land? Except for the most barren of places, there is life to a land. It is how it is. If they succeed, they gain a colony.

But it is not how the colony is created and how the culture is elaborated and how the journey rolls into that land becoming it's own; non, it is the aftermath that is the most essential. All Forces have an equal and opposite reaction, yes? So what would occur once a nation becomes free from it's coloniser? The newly free nation claims freedom and a permanent break from pain and isolation – ah, but what happens to the former Empire itself?

Every nation's independence day is a reason to celebrate. It is more important to some than others, but the message is always the same; I am free

How does the original coloniser act? Why, claiming colonies instated greed. Greed was always a sin, mon cher, and so they must take the consequences. A day in agony to pay for the sin of greed they committed at the time. Some nations can fare some days better than others, but it depends on how well the nation in question has moved on. If he is still affected deeply, emotionally by the loss of a colony he will feel it the most. So, to conclude my explanation, mon americain, is that our dear Arthur is in pain right now because of you, and the fight you made. And that is that.”

Weep, Little Lion Man 4b/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-22 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn’t understand.

They all looked stunned. Some of the more sullen countries such as Japan and Spain looked down to the ground at the announcement, rather densely silent. Suddenly, frowns were pulled as the realisation started to sink in, lips curled back into a scowl, in shock. Voices struck suddenly harsher, raising in tense volume. Frequencies strongly read of guilt, of disgrace; of anger.

The trepidation snapped with one sentence.

“Hey, I suppose ya can’t say he didn’t deserve it, mate.”

Alfred lurched onto his feet.

His fists were clenched, and as he turned his head, his expression was burrowed downwards. His voice barely came out as a whisper, but it struck the others more than the silence that had just returned.

Don’t say that.”

Everyone looked at each other, before India suddenly elbowed the others away and fought her way to the front, before Alfred. Some couldn’t quite believe that she would even try to face America when he was clearly so distressed.

“Why not, America? You can’t say he didn’t deserve it. He treated my people harshly, he even did things to people that he never colonised or never could.”

China looked away, but didn't speak.

“It was his own fault; a lot of resources wouldn’t have been ruined if it wasn’t for him and the countries that he took over by force. There was no consideration, for the people living there, for the future, and especially for any of the nations that he stole from so cruelly in the first place!” At that point, Alfred snapped his head up and gave the impression he was about to charge her, before a hand placed on his arm. He blinked, and looked down to Francis.

Francis held steady, looking at America for a few moments with a patient expression. The teen faltered.

He looked back to the group, and he sighed.

“Of course, this applies to any former Empire and whether they feel for their former colonies or not. Some are worse than others, oui…” He briefly glanced at a corner, almost longingly, for a moment. “However; the point is that Arthur still seems to take quite badly to your claim of independence all those years ago. Have you never noticed that he avoids contact with these people on these days like the plague?”

“B-But there's no way--”

Amerique, for someone who is claimed to be close with the Englishman, you appear to underestimate or do not understand his feelings very well. Maybe you should ask him yourself--”

France never got to finish his speech, for voices violently rose again at that point, of protests of how nations should be left to suffer on their own, or how this was one large hoax the ex-empiric nations had decided to pull, or how they couldn't believe that such a thing had been hidden from them, the fear, the horror, the disgruntlement clear in a muddle of their faces, all one extravagant palette of emotions building into an abomination of anger and shock in the middle of the lounge. No one could quite let it settle.

Alfred stood amongst the chaos, his expression the single lull of turmoil in the room.

Just as slowly, his arm reached up to rub at his eyes. The rest of them were ignored until he spoke.

He couldn't stand it any more.

“Party's over. A-All of you, get out. Now...”

Canada, from a corner of the room, looked at a photo on the mantelpiece.

Nothing ever quite changed with these two, eh...

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 4b/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
My poor, dear Arthur. I'm sitting on the edge of my chair, anon.

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 4b/?

(Anonymous) 2011-01-23 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
*wibbles* ;___; Aaargh, please update soon anon~! x_x

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 4b/?

(Anonymous) 2011-02-03 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
aksdjflaskjdf I am so totally hooked, anon. This prompt was awesome, and so is your writing!

Weep, Little Lion Man 5a/6

(Anonymous) 2011-02-07 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
There he was.

The small silhouette was moving its way down the hallway, and from this distance it didn't even look like just twelve hours ago he'd been in absolute agony to the point he could barely walk.

This didn't make sense.

“---Arthur! Hey, Arthur!---”

His footsteps increased in pace down the hotel hallway, and he sought to catch up with the Briton. After sending everyone out yesterday, he had sat around all evening. He tried calling Arthur after getting over the initial shock out of everything that had been revealed to him, then somehow still managed to go find time to watch the fireworks from the hill (albeit rather miserably) and return home and leave more messages on Arthur's phone with no sleep till well past midnight.

Some birthday.

He knew Arthur had a flight later this evening. It made sense to why he returned home today rather than yesterday, though the American wasn't quite so sure he liked what he now knew.

The country in question passed through one of the fire doors, seeming completely oblivious to the call of his name.

Slamming the door back open as America passed through it, he growled.

England!”

He turned around.


”America.”

“England.”

The room was stiff with smoke, and a bold tinge of alcohol. Arthur didn't even need to take two steps into the room before he felt his eyes sting slightly. Healing wounds became agitated in defence.

“So, I see you did it.”

“I did.”

England made his way further into the room, his jacket folded over one of his arms. He proceeded to place it over the back of a chair.

“I... have to admit. I didn't think you would go ahead with it. Even after everything.”

His blue eyes were hard to read at this point, but the scowl that formed on the other's lips was clear enough.

“Neither did I.”

As neutral as the Briton was keeping his expression, he could note how distressed America seemed. The tense, slight shaking of his hands, the strangled voice...

He sat himself down, and crossed his legs. It was probably a bad idea, as he winced. Leaning forward, he tried to get the other's gaze.

“Well, it's over.”

“Yeah.”

Arthur sighed.

“Alfred, you---”

“Shut up.”

He blinked. As arrogant as Alfred was, Arthur was not used to being plain told to 'shut up' by most people, much less him.

“...--”

“I dropped that bomb, it's over. He's surrendered. The war's over, and we can go back to peace now. I have to concentrate and make sure that Russia doesn't overtake Germany now.”

“Alfred--”

“So we don't need to talk about it any more, alright? It's gone. It's gone. I-I don't need to touch those things any more. They're gone.”

Arthur sighed, irritated.

“--What I was trying to say, is, are you alright? But I suppose you've answered me that. You know you didn't have to drop them. You still had that choice.”

“No... No I didn't.”



“...Why?”

There was silence. His lips were a thin line, and his arms folded. He seemed impatient.

“... Jesus Christ Arthur, answer me on thi--”

A heavy sigh cut him off.

“I have to do it. I don't have a choice, do I?”

“But you didn't tell me--”

“Why do I have to? I'm not the only one who has to go through this sort of pain. We all have to go through pain in general that is ours and ours alone only. That only is up to the bearer on how they handle it. Why should I have to tell you anything? I didn't tell anyone else. No doubt France or someone told you, which they would have just figured from simple logic. I never said a word to anyone.”

Weep, Little Lion Man 5b/6

(Anonymous) 2011-02-07 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
”I have to... look after people. I.. I have to make sure everyone's safe...”

“Who told you that?”

It earned him a glare.

“If I hadn't dropped it and killed those lives, Arthur, it would've earned me an invasion of Japan. That means at least another year of the war, maybe losing 100,000 of my men... and on his...”

He looked up at the elder men, blearily. His eyes were grazed, almost a little bloodshot. It was clear he hadn't slept much, if at all.

“You know what Japan's soldiers are like. I... I couldn't have let them do any more to themselves. I had to protect them, too. A war still going on when the majority were still trying to fix themselves and recover... would've hurt everyone more...”

He didn't look away. Rather, his gaze grew harder.

“England, why do we even have war? Why did we have to have this war? So many people got hurt. I shouldn't have bothered jumping in. My people got hurt. It was nice to win, but we got hurt. You got hurt. Even Germany got hurt...”

“America, you should know full well yourself why.”

“And why.”

“Sometimes you have to have to fight for peace. No matter the pain.”



Alfred had taken a few steps towards the other, almost as though he was advancing on him. The Englishman was clearly not happy with the other but he made no moves to step back himself.

“That doesn't mean you couldn't have told me! At least I wouldn't have spent all that time thinking that you just didn't like me and were still sore about it and that you didn't want to be around me!”

“Shut up.” Arthur hissed.

America stopped.


Alfred didn't reply for a few moments. He gently got a hold of the glass he'd been drinking from, and thoughtfully took a sip. As he placed it back down, he sighed, and ran a hand through his hair exasperatingly.

“Don'tcha thing I know that? Why do you think I decided to do it? I just.... thinking of it now, I don't like the power. I have... I.. I care for people, Arthur. I care for you. I care for everyone, even if they damned well don't like me.”

He suddenly laughed, a hoarse, rather chilling laugh. Arthur blinked.

“Which—Which is why I have to do this thing, right? Don't mean I like it, though. But I'll make pain if I have to so that people can be safe. If that's how you're going to put it... I.. I just want people to be safe and happy, Arthur...”



“Don't you bloody know anything?! What if I did tell you? Wouldn't you be spending every bloody fourth of July and thinking of how in pain I was? Would you be able to enjoy one flipping day that actually means something to you then?”

“But it's still not the truth, Art--”

Alfred, the truth hurts. You can go on all you want about how much truth is most important, but it can hurt. I'm sure it hurt you – heck, you're here now, rambling and looking like you got no ruddy sleep. You know what, Alfred? You may not flipping believe it, but I don't /want/ you to be hurt.”

He looked down, and sighed. He glared.

Weep, Little Lion Man 5c/6

(Anonymous) 2011-02-07 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
“Even though you've done nothing but hurt me, thought nothing about anything except yourself, I still give a shit about you. I couldn't let you know that I spent every single fourth of July rolling about in agony. It's mainly my fault to begin with. I couldn't and I can't stop you from doing what you want, America. Even I know that.”


”I'm meant to be the Hero, aren't I?...”


“Arthur, but you don't---”

“--- But even if it isn't my responsibility any more, you.... you're still my family, no matter what you want to call me any more. And that does mean a duty, America. A duty that I follow, even if you've denied me all those years ago. I promised.”


”You can't always be the hero, even if you think you are.”


“I take that pain, even if you don't want me to. You're still family.”


”En... Engwand, you're.. MY hero!...”


“My brother.” Alfred found himself mouthing along with him. He stood there, stunned once again into silence. After a few minutes of both of them just staring at each other, the Briton seemed to get the point. He shuffled his jacket over his shoulders, adjusting the suitcase he was carrying beside him. He ran a hand through his hair.

“Now, If you don't mind, I have a plane to catch.”

“Arthur, I....”

He turned around.

“Yes?”

America gazed at him for the longest time, his expression muddled. He opened his mouth to speak, but resorted to sighing and looking away. England raised an eyebrow, hid his own expression behind a slight frown, before eventually turning away and leaving the other as he trundled down the corridor, disappearing from view.

Alfred whispered, alone.

“... Thank you...”

Nothing had changed.


---
One more part to go!

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 5c/6

(Anonymous) 2011-02-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Author!anon, this is both sweet and painful at the same time!

I love England best when he's in big brother mode. <3

You've done a wonderful job with this! I honestly can't wait for the last part!

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 5c/6

(Anonymous) 2011-02-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, update!

This must be such a hard thing for Arthur to deal with, but the way he's handling (and has been handling it, for that matter) only goes to show his strength. I'm loving this fill so far. <3

Weep, Little Lion Man 6a/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Final part! Finalpart! sorry it took so long for this. orz ))
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8:47am.

Alfred stood at the head of the room, fidgeting. He gazed up at the clock, then at the door. Most of the nations who were seated watched him wearily. They all knew that if he was coming, he would have arrived by now.

But Alfred would not lose hope.

His gaze rested on the door for a moment, before jumping out of his skin as it creaked suddenly.

They paused.

“Just the wind.” France murmured to himself, sighing as he took a slow sip of his coffee. The seat next to him was empty.

Alfred looked up at the clock again. 8:51am. India was sat in her seat rather stubbornly and not really making a point to show she was the slightest bit worried. This had happened for many, many years, and if it was really that bad, then surely things would have been revealed before now, or something would have happened.

She folded her arms.

Of course, America tended to put his emotions before his thoughts.

Lithuania looked at the clock, frowning slightly.

“Eh, America, should we start with the---“

“No.”

He didn’t keep his eyes from the clock. 8:53.

The whole conference started to fidget. Canada looked worriedly over to his brother.

He didn’t look too well. Arthur hadn’t turned up thus far, and he knew, he knew what Alfred planned to do if he didn’t turn up to this meeting. Alfred did not like pretending things never happened – he had to face things head on.

And today was going to be the day.

Alfred stared hard at the clock again, before even fumbling in his pocket to look at his Blackberry. He bit back a stiff sigh. Alfred stared hard at the clock again, before even fumbling in his pocket to look at his Blackberry. He bit back a stiff sigh. He paced the front of the table.

Arthur hadn’t turned up.

Why hadn’t he turned up?

He hadn’t talked to him since…

8:57...

He made to take a drink of his coffee, before realising he'd downed his fifth cup over 20 minutes ago.

The other nations were starting to become exasperated.

Amerika, I really think that the meeting should get a a start right n--”

The door creaked, and everyone froze. Almost simultaneously, every single nation turned towards the double doors leading into the meeting room.

It opened, and Latvia stepped through. He looked at the others, nervously, and scuttled quickly to his seat.

“S-Sorry!”

The second hand clicked onto 9:00.

The polystyrene cup crumpled in his hand, and Alfred hurled it at the floor. He snarled.

“That's it!”

His jacket was thrown over his shoulder, suitcase thrown against his back, and before France could stand up (“America!--”) The door was swung open, and bounced a little as the American exited the room.

Gone.

Weep, Little Lion Man 6b/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
-------

The clouds, upon entering into London, were a grey and murky sort. Considering it was the middle of August, it made the heat rather stifling to most natives, though to Alfred there was a bitter chill in the air. He wasn't quite sure why that was, however.

England lived somewhere in a building down on the outskirts of the city. It was an old stone house, something that the man himself probably built with his own bare hands. It had actually managed to stand all this time; miraculously, even through the worst of the Blitz.

The windows to the building had the curtains peeking open, and there was a car in the drive. Some signs of life, then.

Feeling suddenly rather breathless (even after hailing a cab to the station, fidgeting so much on the train over the channel that the Frenchwoman sat opposite him was eyeing him rather suspiciously and practically running from the station what was probably over a mile to Arthur’s house), it was only as he reached the rather pathetic picket gate at the end of his front garden did his lungs contract and all the breath was punched out of him.

He couldn’t just knock on the door and demand to be let in, could he?

Jumping over the gate, he slowly scuttled over to the front window, peeking conspicuously (or so he hoped) through the gap in the curtains.

He jumped back instantly.

Arthur was stood in the kitchen, wrapped in a dressing gown and hovering over the electric kettle that was plugged into the wall. Alfred knew by his more-mussed-hair-than-usual that Arthur couldn’t have been moving around too much this morning.

His breath quickening, he ran a hand through his own blond locks. Could he?...

He yelped as the front door was wrenched open at the side of him, freezing against the wall. Arthur looked wearily to the side of him. As he spoke, he sounded bleary and stuffed.

“Alfred, I know you're there. Come on.”

The door was left open, and he disappeared inside.

Alfred stared at the wallpaper of the Briton's hallway, dumbfounded.

He was... meant to go... in?

Blinking, the American entered into the hallway, passing down the hall until he reached the kitchen. Arthur was still stood there (leaning, Alfred noted, at the hand he saw resting against the counter) and slowly made himself a cup of tea. Alfred, still shocked, shuffled uneasily beside the fridge next to him, which was smaller than even Arthur. He never comprehended how the older man could manage with such a small refrigerator.

There was a soft clink as the spoon was discarded to the side, and Arthur picked up and took a sip of the tea. He breathed out a sigh.

“India's was always an odd day. Sometimes I get just a headache and a dead arm, other times I wake up with a fever, dead arm and my hand feeling like it’s going to be pulled off.”

He found himself staring at Arthur’s arm, though he couldn’t even tell right now whether he was in pain or not. England himself had his eyes closed, and continued to take a slow sip of his drink.

“With Australia it’s always my leg. Horrible, horrible pins and needles. A lot of the time it’s horribly hard to walk on. If I’ve had to work or go out and about on those days I’ve usually had to borrow a crutch or a walking stick. Rather irritating, really.”

However, he paused to smile, fondly.

“But since your brother was the only one to ask for independence rather than fight or demand it, he… I don’t get any pain.”

Arthur looked at the other for a moment, before turning around and opening a cupboard, which contained an assortments of tins. He pulled out some hot chocolate, a mug from the shelf below, and started spooning in some hot chocolate in for the other, absent-mindedly. Alfred could only really watch him do this, and become increasingly irritated with himself.

Weep, Little Lion Man 6c/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why was Arthur like this? He had every right to hate him and push him away after he left him and declared independence, yet he still stuck around at the end of the day and even put up with him. He even spent days in agony because of him, as he'd discovered. As much as they argued and had spats, Arthur was still around for him and didn't try to avoid him, which to Alfred meant an awful lot. Arthur was still his friend after everything (even though Arthur would probably deny it) and what does Alfred do in return? Create more washing up for him.

America's hands clenched, and he suddenly strode forward to snatch the spoon from him.

“I can do it.”

Arthur looked up.

He stepped away. “Fine, go on.”

It took the American a second to, but he apprehensively lifted the spoon and dumped the powder back in, making sure to fill a good third of the cup up. He honestly didn't know what it was, but food at England's house was never as sweet over here.

He still ate his food though; he called it bland and horrible, but it was clear that when Arthur cook he did try his best and did make an effort with it. He'd generally bring over a rather large pot of stew and dish it out and have seconds and thirds available all for America to down and eat. If he was having a meal at say, France's or Italy's or most other countries, he'd be given a large plate with a few crumbs dotted about. It was very well cooked; almost into an art – but it never seemed to be cooked with the same way that Arthur's was.

Ah, damn. He didn't like this all one bit.

He only stopped spooning hot chocolate in when he felt England cough beside him. Alfred quickly poured hot water in, put milk in, stirred, before lifting up the cup to take a sip from it.

He took a sip from it, yelped as his tongue burnt, and fanned it profusely. Arthur, at this point, was leaning against the counter at the side of him, sipping his own tea indignantly.

“You never were very graceful or patient.”

America frowned, grumpily.

“Nothing wrong with that.”

“Suppose not, but it probably didn't help you in a few things. You were always headstrong.”

“Huh.”

“And always very keen to not admit to things you didn't want to believe.”

“--Okay, okay. I know you like pointing things out that you know me and all that and stuff and how I 'never changed' even as a kid but there is a reason I'm here Arthur--- and that isn't to listen to you berate me like you always do--”

“Then why are you here?” Arthur turned to look at him, “If there's one thing I know about you, Alfred F. Jones, is that you don't like dealing with things that you're afraid of.”

“I'm not scared!”

“Oh? Your actions over the past couple of days say otherwise, ever since your birthday. Your bloody hand is shaking right now.”

America promptly put down the cup, and turned to step and face right in front of England, almost as though he was towering over him.

“You know what? Fine. I saw you in agony. I tried talking to you about it. You basically told me to ignore it. I.... can't. You told me that it was part of life and blah blah --- y'know, I don't care. There--- there must be something I can do – there must be some way we can work out to fix these sorts of things – if – if we can get people on the moon then surely we can fix just a little pain---”

A hand took a hold of his arm. He stopped. Arthur sighed.

“You really never changed. You always wanted to try and fix things...”

“But I can fix this, I'll make sure I can--”

“-- Alfred. Have you ever seen, on the streets, in houses, wherever – children? Children playing, children with friends, children with parents.”

“What about it?--”

“Their parents are always there to look after them. They pick them up, let them play in the streets, protect them, nurture them, show them love – right?”

Arthur's other hand raised up to rest on his other arm, so they were both stood in front of each other, his hands held gently around America's wrists. He looked up towards the American, and held his gaze deeply.

Weep, Little Lion Man 6d/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
“Listen to me Alfred. You might have never brought up someone of your own but I have – I've done it so many times over that it may seem that I don't remember some of them. That's wrong. I remember every single one of them. Each of them different, some of them behaved differently, some better than others, yes. Some may have varying opinions of how well I managed to bring them all up – sometimes, I wonder myself whether what they say is true--” he glanced away for a moment “-- either way, you were the first one I brought up and the first one to leave.

I know we tend to use all these bloody formalities about relations and refer to each other as siblings but you were the closest thing I ever had to a son. You were the only one that chose me.”

His hands tightened.

“Yes, I do think you were a twat. Yes, you did break my heart when you declared independence – and succeeded. Yes, I did hate you for the longest time. We had our arguments, but I suppose in a way that should be normal, what you did, if I'm really going to say you were a son to me.

But after the war, when we were forced together, when we had to band together, when I was forced to rely on you. After the war ruined me – my empire over, when I had to give up all my colonies at the end, it was clear then that you had succeeded me. You've been two hundred and twenty four years as a nation exactly – yes, I do remember. It is rather hard to forget for me, isn't it? - but you've become the next superpower. Whether you were prepared for it, I don't know. It's hard to watch it from a parental point of view. But please, if I've watched you manage to fight and become the only superpower in 200 years of being a nation, when it took me God knows how long – how could I not be proud at the same time?

On your birthdays, when I do have to go through a lot of pain, I could roll about and think about what sort of pain you put me through and why the hell I have to go through it all the time, but that would hurt me more because I'd be lying to myself in a way, I suppose. You want to know I get through it? When I was bringing you up as my own I was happy. I thought someone did care about me. I had someone to care for who appreciated it. To be honest, Alfred, it never changed. I do care for you. I hope I've showed that since, but you know how terrible I am at that thing. But I remember those times. I remember WHY I'm still in pain even now. You are my son. You can think whatever the heck you want at the end of the day, Alfred, but you're my son. You'll always be that and there's nothing I can stop from being in pain because of it. But at the end of the day, when someone becomes a parent, they sacrifice themselves, no matter how that is. And to be honest? If I wasn't prepared for that from the beginning, I would have let France keep you.”

He kept his gaze on Alfred, and kept hold of his expression with a long look. There was an eventual sigh, and he patted his arms slightly.

“You never stopped being a child – my – child to me. I know you feel guilty for what this is, I know you want to do something about it, but … don't worry. This is me you're worrying about here.”

He chuckled.

“You might understand one day, if you bring up a nation or someone for yourself. You might actually understand a word I'm on about. Though that thought is rather odd...”

Alfred didn't even speak, but instead flung his arms around the other in a rushed motion, with a force that pushed them both against the counter.. His grip held tightly and he buried his head desperately in against the Briton's shoulder – feeling the slight scratch of an unshaven cheek, coolness of his neck, and that slight, tired warmth that reverberated from the worn softness of Arthur's dressing gown. He buried himself in against it, deeper, deeper into the safety and bliss that was Arthur's shoulder.

Then again, thought Arthur, actions do speak louder than words.

Weep, Little Lion Man 6e/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Alfred's hands fisted the cotton against Arthur's back. His shoulders tightened. He didn't want to let go. He couldn't. He couldn't. As much as big important speeches go, Alfred still had to protect, still had to try. He still wanted to try, for Arthur. His own Father.

He sniffed, and all Arthur did was smile lightly to himself. He reached around, and rubbed Alfred's back in a soothing motion.

“Idiot,” he said.






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finishedfinally.<3 i did enjoy writing this. any comments/questions/etc are appreciated. hope you all enjoy <33

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 6e/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I...I cried. For real. ;_; The entire ending just...oh God, how well you wrote that speech Arthur gave, and how emotional and IC and deep it was-
Beautiful job, anon. You've made me completely incoherent. ♥

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 6e/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's very refreshing to see fanfics with usuk kept in the father-son relationship. I enjoyed this very much, your Arthur was beautifully portrayed, and I really love the ending.

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 6e/6

(Anonymous) 2011-03-27 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The ending is really so touching and I m really crying as i am commenting on this!!!

Re: Weep, Little Lion Man 6e/6

(Anonymous) 2011-06-25 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
This is so beautiful TT^TT

Spain/Austria - Reflecting on their past marriage.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Alright.

I would like to make a Spain/Austria request (in that order) with a modern setting, and in some situation they end up talking about their Habsburg history.

Now, because this is a kink meme and there is the chance of smut, this anon likes:
-Very vocal sex.
-Slapping/spanking.
-Strangling( /breathplay, but I prefer the more "hands on" approach ;> ).

Why, you ask? Because USUK gets all the good kinks. Lol.

Re: Spain/Austria - Reflecting on their past marriage.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding hard! if not attempting one day...

Re: Spain/Austria - Reflecting on their past marriage.

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, USUK does get the good kinks. *looking around for more Spain love*

truth miltecon

Trufax, says Captcha.

SwitzerlandXTaiwan- cute

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
(I was 99.8% sure that Taiwan was voiced by the same va as Winry Rockbell but wiki says it is Seychelles. But I like Taiwan more so Taiwan it is.)

A sweet moment with Switzerland admiring Taiwan from afar at a World Metting or whatever. Cute and awkward Switzerland PLEASE.

Bonus: If Austria catches him and Switz denies it. But being his former best friend, Austria knows better than what Switzerland shows.

comicfill

(Anonymous) 2010-11-25 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Image
It's really short, and I didn't get to Austria, unfortunately.

Re: comicfill

(Anonymous) 2010-11-25 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
*FLAILS*

OMG THAT'S SO CUTE ANON

Re: comicfill

(Anonymous) 2010-11-25 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
awww

Poor awkward Switz

that is so adorable POOR TAIWAN TOO hehe

Re: comicfill

(Anonymous) 2010-11-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
That was marvelous anon, beautiful art style!

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-11-27 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
This is so cute! I love it! And I thought this would nver be filled.

Any - Small Pleasures

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see something about a nation's small pleasures that don't have to do with their relationships. For example, maybe how much England enjoys a quiet cup of tea, or Prussia petting Gilbird or something. Doesn't have to be those, of course. Any character. Multi-fills are wonderful and totally short is fine.

Re: Any - Small Pleasures

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
To Canada there was nothing quiet like skating. The feeling of pure speed and smoothless grace as he glided across the ice was pure freedom to him.

And there was nothing better to do when skating, than play a nice informal game of hockey. Nothing better to help wear away the stress of being a nation.

"VEEEE!" Italy screamed as he cowered in the goal net, a white flag waving in his hand. "Don't hit me!"

The puck whipped furiously across the ice, as Canada crossed sticks with Russia in a heated battle for the round piece of rubber.

Norway and Sweden had already gotten into a fist fight over a disputed shot.

America was sitting on the side waiting for the tooth Canada knocked out to grow back.

Vietnam surprisingly, had "accidently" nailed France across the head with her stick, and Belarus was closing in on Canada's ass in a fanatically attempt to aid her brother.

A grinned a vicious grin. Yup! Nothing better.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, this is nice. I like that Canada's aggressive while still Canada-y, cause he totally is!

In a Warm Place...

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, how has this NOT been done yet?!

--

Russia normally hated the idea of being alone. In his experience, solitude almost always led to something terrible happen. It was leaving himself vulnerable. It was being left in the frozen wasteland without even family to cling to.

Then there were days like these. Summer, that fleeting part of the year filled with clear skies and warm breezes, was the only part of the year where he could enjoy being on his own. It was a peaceful, comfortable silence instead of the harsh empty one he was used to.

Lying comfortably on his back, surrounded by warm greens, yellows, and browns and looking at the soft blue above, Russia smiled and let the pressures of the world fall away.

--

Damn Catpcha. Of course I'm going to give a wrong answer if one of the words is just a smudge!

Fail!anon fails

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Canada-author-anon. Didn't mean to intrude on your fill like that.

*headdesk*

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, this is sweet :)

Escape Into Earl Grey

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
England smoothed the front of his uniform, making into flat surface where crisp creases had existed before. But he did not pay attention to the wondrous process of fingers positioning themselves, sweeping across the fabric, nor the freshness that came after.
England was making tea.
It was almost ready, too. He delicately held up small pot of boiling water and poured it into a china teacup. The fresh leaves inside curled in the heat and seemed to change color. Almost immediately the aroma reached his nose. Ah, Earl Grey, he thought. Most unique of teas.
Soon after, it was ready to drink. With the burst of joy he felt every day at that time, he took the heated teacup into his fingers and carefully sipped it. A warm, pleasant feeling languidly sailed down his throat and into his stomach. Another sip produced the same result, and England forgot gradually the appointments, the duties, the political tension, and the pressure of keeping up relationships.
When he looked into the tiny cup (blue, white, and red) again, he saw just one more sip left. In five seconds it was empty and felt the last of the pleasant feeling. He would not have it again until the day after.
But of course, that was all right. After all, there would always be a next time.
On his way out into reality, England smoothed his uniform again and wondered at the process of it.

Re: Escape Into Earl Grey

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'll ever get tired of England having these peaceful moments with his tea. Very nice, anon, and that sense of relaxtion is spot on.

(English!Anon here may or may not be drinking tea as she reads this. *Shifty eyes.*)

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, this is lovely (and makes me want tea!) :)

Telmark

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't that Norway didn't like the world; it was that he didn't like being so close to them all the time.

He still hadn't joined the European Union for two reasons. One, he was just a little bit proud and didn't want to be like everyone else. And two, that would have meant always being around someone. It was bad enough Denmark and Sweden (and usually Finland, Sealand, and Hanatamago as well) would invite themselves over without warning. He didn't want the rest of Europe on his doorstep all the time also.

But today, Norway took the chance to hang a different sign on his door ("Away for the weekend" in place of "Velkommen"), take his skis, and head north to Narvik. He missed the days when there wasn't a resort, when it was just one man among mountains, but it was cold enough that almost no one was out.

The bitter wind whipped around his face as he ascended the mountain, but he barely noticed it - it was just as much a part of him as the mild fjords and the midnight sun, after all. He paused for a moment at the very top and looked out over the land covered in white snow. A nation like Denmark wouldn't know how to appreciate a place like this; the last time Norway brought him up to the mountain, he shouted, "I'm on top of the world!" as loudly as he could, spoiling the entire scene.

Norway, though, just sighed peacefully and even allowed himself a smile. He was home.

He put on his skis and pushed off, practically dancing down the mountain. He'd missed Telmark skiing, he'd missed the winter air turning his cheeks pink, and most of all he'd missed this feeling of complete solitude he couldn't feel anywhere else.

Re: Telmark

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Short but sweet and insightful without a sentence or phrase wasted, as good drabbles/minifics should be. This was lovely, anon, and I like it that we also got glimpses into the other Nordics' personalities too even with the focus on Norway.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I like this! It seems very right for Norway to feel at home all on his own in the mountains.

Artery

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Japanese culture prided itself on many forms of art that would promise to purify the soul and let the mind forget it's daily worries.

Simplicity and strict order in every carefully chosen movement of a tea ceremony.

Pain and sweat of a kendō exercise, hardening the body and character in equal measure.

Unshakable concentration poured into every stroke of a brush, painting a calligraphic masterpiece.

Kiku loved them all.

But although he appreciated and often used the benefits of most of them, his favorite place where he could forget all of the word's sorrows was neither a dōjō, nor a teahouse, cleverly hidden in thick layers of greenery.

It was, somehow paradoxically, a Starbucks near the Hachikō exit of Shibuya station.

There, dressed like most men around him in a somber black suit, he could sit undisturbed in the high chair at the large window, and watch the giant pedestrian crossing underneath him.

Young women with sun umbrellas, balancing somehow awkwardly on high heels. Little school boys in shorts with yellow hats, clutching the hands of their parents. Old ladies, bent with age, making careful little steps in their kimonos.

Every twenty seconds, this colorful crowd would stop and wait for the green light. Every twenty seconds, people would start moving in all directions at once, disappearing from sight in a few more moments.

Kiku watched and felt the pulse in his temples. If Tokyo was his heart (and it was, although it still felt somehow new), than this place was his artery, pumping the never-ending stream of blood into his veins.

He was always the master of concealing emotions; people in the crowded café saw only his usual polite smile and a somehow dreamy expression on the face of the ordinary looking young man.

Inwardly, Kiku was bursting with life itself.


The Starbucks near the Hachikō exit is famous for being the busiest Starbucks in the world, and the crossing underneath is a really scary sight on a Sunday afternoon.

Tokyo is Japan's official capital only since 1868, Kyoto was for more than 1000 years. In my headcanon, Kiku who loves traditions and doesn't like changes much is still somehow awkward about it.

Also, first fill, no beta, English obviously not my first language. Just couldn't resist.

Re: Artery

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ the idea you brought up in this fill.

Couldn't tell for a second that English's not your first language.

Re: Artery

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
For a first fill in a language that's not your native one, you did very well, anon! The sentence structure might have been simple, but it actually works with the overall tone of this piece and gives it a kind of poetic quality. Your imagery was vivid too; I felt like I could almost see the bustling crowds of Tokyo.

The last three lines were the ones I loved the most, as they make it clear that this piece isn't just about what Japan is like as a nation, but also about what Japan is like as a person and how these two aspects of him are inextricably connected. (Then again, I always love seeing my favorite character's personality being explored, so...)

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I really like this! Really interesting choice of hobby for Japan, I wouldn't have thought of it but it totally works. And I wouldn't have guessed that English isn't your first language :)

"Everything Imaginable"

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
He had seen it out of the corner of his eye as he walked down the aisle, clad in its familiar dress of yellows and greens. Immediately the edge of his mouth twitched up into a small wispy smile. He brought his hand up and then paused, leaving it suspended mere inches away. His fingers twitched, and then he grabbed it and put it in his cart. America couldn't remember the last time he had bought a box of crayons for himself.
-----

The air was warm and dry in his house, and the quite spaces seamed to be filling more and more steadily with nostalgia as the distinct smell that was crayola oozed down the halls from where America sat in his kitchen coloring Donald Duck pink and giving Daisy's dress pinstripes and doodling a pimp-hat onto her head.

He colored the grass purple and the sky green. He tucked UFOs just behind the clouds(Tony would be proud!).

Outside it was cold and windy. America's rainbow print socks had toes. His sweater was soft. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich sat half eaten beside him. He never wanted this moment to end.



Microfill! im still kinda new to this whole filling thing so i hope i did it right!

fun facts:"Everything Imaginable" is one of Crayola's past slogans
according to Wikipedia "A Yale University study found that the smell of Crayola crayons is one of the most recognizable scents for adults, ranking at number 18 trailing coffee and peanut butter that were number one and two respectively, but beating out cheese and bleach which placed at 19 and 20."

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, this is adorably wonderful. (And I totally know exactly what crayolas smell like, too!)

author-Anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
thank you!
i was worried that it was kinda weird XD
i love the smell of crayola crayons
this was actually inspired because the other day i saw a 96 pack of crayons in the store
so i bought it and a coloring book XD

Re: "Everything Imaginable"

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, this makes me want to dig out my crayons.... maybe I'll do that character sheet I need to do in crayon :3

Loved it~ So few words but you could really feel America there. And want to join him in his fun <3

.....captcha, why do you keep giving me German with weird accents I have no idea how to type? D: Give me Japanese and we're cool, but German I just can't do ;-;

Pas de Deux

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[s]this meme needs more France[/s]
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He very much enjoyed the feel of another’s hand in his.

Being the Country of Love is a wonderful existence. Love is beautiful, stunning, all consuming, and being the embodiment of such a title brings nothing less than pride and pure exhilaration of living it day in and day out. It is a sensation that hums and thrums from his soul, to his fingertips, to every move he makes in unison with the beat of his heart. Thump-dump, thump-dump the musical organ plays within a chest. Love is life, which breaths into fresh silky roses, scented with promise.

Love is to be shared, passed on, and experienced. He boasted in being Love’s advocate; he could give words to the smell, taste, and vision of Love.

And somewhere in the deep, long history of him and Love, he pictures Love as a woman. Neither beautiful nor ugly; strong yet graceful. With sword held high and skill to fight, yet a countenance of pure, clear smiles.

But if there is one thing Francis Bonnefoy has learned with his affair with Love, it is dangerous. Love break hearts, distorts, and kills. Love will be for but a fleeting moment, and then it may very well leave you alone and bone dry. Love is the blood of men on the battlefield, greed, and sorrow. The hearts stops its music; roses whither, fade, and crumble.

The woman has died so long ago, he is certain. He has never seen such a smile since.

Yet the touch of a hand, palm to palm, is something completely, utterly refreshing. Where Love is fleeting, a hand upon his says so much more. Whether it be fingers entwining (dear sweet Antonio; passionate in all that he does), palms cupped and folded (Gilbert is the ever always grab and take with no flourish or mind; though that was part of his charm). Or be it a forceful grab of the writs as he is dragged, with linger fingers close to his palm bushing ever so slightly (Ah his Rosbif, his Eyebrows, his Angleterre ; how he loves him), or clumsy little tugs at his digits, calling his attention this way and that (His lovely little boys, no matter how big they grow, they will always be his boys).

He cherishes them all, more than Love can ever give. Love never speaks to him like the holding of a hand does.

I see you.

Here I am.

You’re not alone.

I trust you.

See, you're alive.

The warmth and closeness of another; willing and wanting. Calloused from war and trenches; caked with mud and oil – turmoil, death and disease makes the heart waver, yet your hand in mine is more powerful than any drug or weapon against the pain. More smooth and soft like the fur lining winter coats - The first snow has fallen, and it is a splendid sight indeed, and without the shy hand tugging on his, he would imagine the sight would be very lonely indeed.

So small a thing taken for granted. Yet it is what keeps his world shining with lights, the smells of fresh bread, and the taste of fine wine.
Yes, he very much enjoys holding hands. And every now and again, he would search out a hand to accompany his, just to keep the feeling alive.

The heart plays its symphony, and with your hand held in mine, I feel I’m dancing in a pas de deux that only I am aware of.



Pas de Deux - notes

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 09:19 am (UTC)(link)

- "little boys" refers to America and Canada; because France is always such a Papa.

- "Calloused from war and trenches; caked with mud and oil – turmoil, death and disease..." - It can be anyone really, but I had Arthur in mind.

- "More smooth and soft like the fur lining winter coats - The first snow has fallen..." - at this part I was referring to Canada.

just thought I'd clear up any confusion c:

Re: Pas de Deux

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
This is incredibly cute and tender. I love France when he's protrayed like this!

Re: Pas de Deux

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding above comment, and an appropriate small pleasure for France indeed!

Re: Pas de Deux

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. My. God. Authornon. Gimme back my heart, coz you just stole it in case you didn't notice.

This is PERFECT.

Helloooo, new headcanon.

Authoranon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, haha, thank you! And thanks also to everyone for their good reviews, I didn't expect this to be so well liked :)

...... -keeps hard in a treasure chest- yarrr,

oops

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 12:15 am (UTC)(link)

*heart :[ fff

Re: Pas de Deux

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
This gave me warm fuzzies, I wanted to roll on my bed like Holy Roman Empire x3

France has a special place in my heart, and it's great to see this which seems to hit all of his character instead of just a little bit.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, this really is beautiful!

OMG SO MUCH LOVE

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet the touch of a hand, palm to palm, is something completely, utterly refreshing. Where Love is fleeting, a hand upon his says so much more. Whether it be fingers entwining (dear sweet Antonio; passionate in all that he does), palms cupped and folded (Gilbert is the ever always grab and take with no flourish or mind; though that was part of his charm). Or be it a forceful grab of the writs as he is dragged, with linger fingers close to his palm bushing ever so slightly (Ah his Rosbif, his Eyebrows, his Angleterre ; how he loves him), or clumsy little tugs at his digits, calling his attention this way and that (His lovely little boys, no matter how big they grow, they will always be his boys).

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I love you, author anon. It's so utterly gorgeous, everything, from beginning to end, everyone mentined as France's most important people, dearest and closest to his heart, and the way you used your words to express it. Guuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I LOVE IT <3<3<3<3<3<3

Germany - A Fine Day in Spring

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Leaving Gilbert to deal with any emergencies is probably not the best course of action in other nations’ eyes, but Germany trusts his brother – Prussia can be serious and responsible when the need arises – and really, even Ludwig needs vacation once in a while.

So here he is, all responsibility abandoned (how unlike him – he manages a small smile to himself), sitting in a Biergarten beside a lake and enjoying a glass of ice-cool Weißbier. He bathes in the warm spring sun and sighs contently.

There are birds chirping softly nearby and the wind breezes gently across the lake. A lovely spring day in Bavaria. He can see children rolling on the grass ground, playing with their dogs not far away, their parents standing nearby, smiling indulgently. Germany hums under his breath and sips his beer.

He will let Gilbert worry about state business on his own for a few more days.

Re: Germany - A Fine Day in Spring

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mein Gott this makes me miss Munich. I took a month long vacation in Europe and spent the first 5 days there, and it was my favourite part of the trip. <333

Re: Germany - A Fine Day in Spring

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh! I miss Munich, too!!! Have been wanting to go back for so long! I think Germany's tourist board is totally not doing its job right, lol. I never knew how beautiful Germany could be before I went there. Now I want a second visit so much it hurts.

Re: Germany - A Fine Day in Spring

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Loved it! Just a snapshot, but I really felt it. Ahhh, makes me want spring... *just hit fall weather in her neck of the woods*

Re: Germany - A Fine Day in Spring

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Spring is lovely! At least in Europe. Back in my hometown, not so much. But really, I can understand your craving for spring, XD

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, this is nice! Very peaceful :)

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! =)

Italy - Feel the Shine

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
There is something to be said about the warmth of another. He has such trouble talking with his big brother Romano sometimes, but all of Italy understands this. Words tangle around your tongue, overeager puppies that trip over each other in their attempt to greet you. There is joy in words, the sound as it dances to your ears, the shout your mind gives of ' oh! oh! This is what they mean!'

But touches can say things so much quicker.

The warmth he loves most of all is the feeling of waking up next to the people he loves.

Japan doesn't understand, like he doesn't understand many things he and Germany do, and they don't always understand their new friend's culture. But that just makes it more fun, teaching each other so they can grow even closer!

Waking up in bed, the sun tiptoeing in to give them the first kiss if the day, his legs tangling with Japan's and Germany's arm over both of them. It feels like the perfect start to the day, he just wishes the bed was big enough for Big brother Romano and Spain, and for Ms. Hungary and Mr. Austria and Mr. Prussia too. And maybe big brother France if he would promise not to pick on Romano and him.

To think, people grow out of this! It really is very silly when only litters of kittens are smart enough to enjoy something. Veneziano is just happy he can help his family relearn the secret.

------
It's bad when you melt in a puddle of goo from your own writing.

I like, really wish I could draw. Then I would draw everyone in modern times taking a big siesta together during a meeting. And I mean EVERYONE, even Tony.

Thus world peace would be reached thanks to the power of snuggles. Totally worth the cost of a bed that big.

If N. Italy was a band, he would be Owl City. *spent more time hunting for the right song for the title then writing the actual fic* I suggest rereading this fic with Fireflies playing.

not!OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
that would be one hell of a hard drawing to make.

as for the minifill, that was adorable, anon. so totally ITALY, and it makes me SO happy to see italy finally starring a fic, you would never know. ^^

you made my day, author!anon! *hugs* thank you!

Re: Italy - Feel the Shine

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He's such a cute little puppy himself. Aww.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This is adorable! The image of the nations piled up snuggling like kittens... that's just too cute!

Música Hermosa

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wry no Spain?!

--

She’s beautiful. Light brown body, long beautiful neck, begging for his hands to touch her, to caress her into her song. She beckons him during the day, and sometimes he makes her sing in front of others, but it is now, in his arms, his fingers dancing over her that she sings the most beautifully. It’s when it is the two of them that he feels she is the most beautiful.

Antonio loves his Lovinito. He’d conquer the world for him, make him the ruler of everything, for Antonio rules with his heart, and Lovi rules his heart.

“We won’t tell him, will we?” He whispers softly, hands running down the length of her body. He presses down and shifts his fingers, causing a soft note to come out of her. He smiles, not unlike the smile he has when Lovino finally hugs him back, or calls him a “tomato bastard”, or any of the number of cute things the Italian nation does.

Antonio nuzzles her neck. “No, mi guitarra, we’ll keep this our secret for a little bit longer.”

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Notes:
- Yes, I did just reference to SpaMano. That couple makes me want to squeal.
- "Mi guitarra" - my guitar
- Spain . . . why so sexy?

Re: Música Hermosa

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
this was so beautiful! and so awesome! and so tiny <33
I love it!

Re: Música Hermosa

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's because he's Spain. He's the sexist of them all :D And the Spain/Romano is totally cool in my book, that pair is in my top three~

Loved it anon, even if it made me think of Romano decked out like Cleopatra. I don't know either anon, I just don't ask sometimes D: Though egyptian empress!Romano is a hilarious mental pic

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Spain is always sexy, of course! This is lovely!

The Highest of Asking Prices

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
The throng of people physically moves around Turkey. He can always feel them shifting about, but there is something uniquely delicious—concrete—about a market where he can feel humans pressed against his skin on the outside, rather than on the inside. They smile, especially the shopkeepers with their squinting eyes and big bellies, and maneuver around him. Sadiq walks slowly down the streets, lazily examining all of the towers of lentils, the bowls full of Indian saffron. He’s learned not to feel bad about his pace, although some women in a hurry shove him around. He finds it in himself to forgive them in their haste. The atmosphere is not ruined by a few crabby people: especially not when Sadiq can smell ekmek baking in a nearby oven.

He brings people to his market sometimes to walk through the receptive streets and to sample the olives (which Greece has even admitted as being nearly as delicious as his own) or purchase the coffee richly advertised in some storefronts. Egypt particularly enjoys the shopping, especially in Istanbul where they can stroll together and then visit the Blue Mosque. But Turkey enjoys being alone in his small towns with their open bazaars and people bustling along during the day, completely focused on their own, tiny universe. Sometimes Sadiq wishes that he could feel the same, be a nameless citizen in the crowd, only stopping for a drink, for a carpet, for a friendly conversation.

He travels around, never staying in one town for too long, in order to pretend. To make sure no one recognizes him as he ambles down past stalls, past inns, and past people that he would love to see everyday. And in that way, Turkey keeps up his ruse, makes himself believe that he is only a man named Sadiq who walks, everyday, through bazaars to buy things that he desperately wants, although his homes are full to their roofs with items that he doesn’t need.

Re: The Highest of Asking Prices

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this so, so much. It's such a spot-on thing for Turkey.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What a lovely little snippet of what it's like to be a nation... this is nice!

Re: The Highest of Asking Prices

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, this is so beautiful :')

Sadiq needs more love, damnit.

Re: The Highest of Asking Prices

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That is spot on.

Sadiq's character is quite nicely developed and enriched into a man's desire. Good show.

Prussia: To Write Is To Be (1/2)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gilbert walked into the large room, the smells of the paper and ink flying about him as he stepped past the large shelves containing every day of his life. A bird chirped on his shoulder, making him glance to the yellow ball, those beady eyes making him blink.

"Hey, bird," he greeted casually as he sat down on the plush green cushion on top of the stiff-backed, old wooden chair, scooting closer to the antique desk. He smiled to himself, relaxing in the feel of the ancient surrounding him, taking him back to where things were easier solved-- idiots got cut, West was taken care of, and he was a country.

His smile was melancholy as he reached forward, the setting sun shining in the massive cathedral style window to slant on the old style parchment in the book. He moved the pages carefully, reverently, so as to keep the paper together. The book was new, but the paper style was old, matching the sleek falcon feather quill and the pot of onyx-colored ink next to it.

The bird tweeted brightly and hopped down Gilbert's arm, moving to stare up at him curiously before pecking at the desk once. Gilbert petted the bird, feeling nothing through his gloves. A moment later, the leather was off of his delicate, but calloused, hands, revealing rather gentle fingers. He touched the bird again, smiling at the touch of the soft feather, silky and calming under his touch before turned to glance towards the double-door style portal, making sure it was closed and locked by the large wooden board.

Gilbert didn't really speak of his preferences for homes, but he could not deny that he enjoyed the antique styling, having a flair for the simple when he knew that others would not see the room. He didn't much care for pretentiousness unless other people would see. Here, in his room that no one entered without invitation, he remembered the days of Saint Mary's Order, the Teutonic Knights, as they were more commonly known.

He had fought, yes, but they were known more for their Catholic view and spreading hospitals across the land to help the sick. He told people he liked to fight, but really, he also liked to simply take care of people. Those days were peaceful, in comparison to the later years, and Gilbert rather liked to remember them.

His fingers skipped across the smoothed desk, ground to a fine grain from the oil of hands touching it over the years and almost polished. His fingers alighted on the quill and he smiled again, a small quirk of his lips while the bird happily chirped at the orange sun falling behind the horizon. He uncorked the ink, careful not to spill a drop before dipping the quill in gently. Just deep enough, not too deep, it wasn't sex after all, and he pulled the feather out. It had just enough ink to write for a short time.

Re: Prussia: To Write Is To Be (2/2)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Old Fritz,

He began to write gently, the room silent but for the scratching of the quill on the thick marble parchment. The feather twitched in his hand, fingers manipulating it gently.

I was so awesome today...

With each word, his shoulders relaxed, muscles untensing and his haughty expression falling to peace. He sat straighter, rolling shoulders back to sit properly. He could almost see the priests walking behind him, candles lighting the darkening room as the sun fell lower and lower, the disk being eclipsed quickly by the earth itself.

He felt the heavy cloth of the priest's robes weight on him gently, the black material warm and comforting, the white trimming with the iron cross displaying his allegiance. His rosary struck against the desk gently, the cross shining in the light, its metallic surface gleaming brightly enough to reflect his scarlet eyes. His feet were in sharp, uncomfortable leather shoes, slightly too big for his feet. Stockings adorned his legs, the light material almost unfelt but for the itchy nature of the cloth.

He continued to write calmly and measuredly, the calligraphy flowing from the quill tip and sketching on the parchment easily, the motions long since memorized and used so often that the ornate script was not difficult in any way. His free hand reached up to adjust the white collar of the priest's robe, loosening it just a little so he could breathe better.

He was at peace, here, remembering the past. His history was long and he had many memories-- some of his actions had not been awesome and he regretted them, but for the most part, it was happy. He remembered his superiors' smiles, their happiness for his eagerness to please his boss and be the best nation out there, taking up the sword at too young an age before being told to become a priest to educate himself. It was gentle, there, soft chanting drowning out the chirping of crickets and the hooting of owls.

He was alone-- but he was alright with that. He didn't need anybody else. He had his memories and his journals. If he ever wanted to feel less lonely, he would just go through his journals, remembering the past feats and smiling at his accomplishments, mourning for his losses, and cheering himself on.

It's so nice, Old Fritz. You told me that I was going to live for a long time, no matter what happened to me. You're right. I will, because I'm Prussia, because I'm Gilbert Beilshmidt. Nothing will ever tear me down.

I will live forever.

February 25th, 1947


Gilbert put the quill back in its place, scattering sand across the page to allow it to dry into the thick parchment more quickly. He popped the cork back into place on the ink pot, the priest's robes dissolving on his body and returning to the Prussian blue uniform of the second world war. He smiled as he reached out to let the bird hop on his finger, petting it again.

"I will never be forgotten, 'cause thus journal says I'm here forever, huh?"

The bird chirped, making Gilbert smile. He stretched, yawning, then laid his head on the desk after moving the book to the side, letting it dry at its own pace.

"Heh. Like the world could forget me..." He murmured as he adjusted to let the bird hop off, laying his heads on his forearms to be more comfortable, yawning. "I'm so relaxed now that I wrote my awesome down. I think the Awesome Me will take a nap." He stretched one last time, the feeling of utter contentment on his features as he nuzzled his own arm.

"Night, little buddy."

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is beautifully sad.

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Author!Anon~

I'm glad it's beautiful. >>; I hadn't meant for it to be sad til I wrote the date and then I was all "DAMNIT. -facepalm-" but it fit so well. I'm sorry I write sadness doe something that was meant to be happy! D:

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be sorry, it's a lovely take on how he'd feel about his dissolving. Bittersweet, you know? :)

Romano - Sour

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Diffanon here. Let's hope I'm good enough to compare with the others.

Maybe it's because of the colors. Grapefruit is more white, especially in the thick inside of the peel, lemons have a hint of green that never fully disappears, not even when they're mature, oranges are all kinds of orange, some bright, some soft and almost pink (but the best part about oranges is cutting them in half and discover a totally different color too, a sun-kissed yellow, a deep red like blood, or a mix, orange mottled delicately with red, like some sort of precious gem).

Maybe it's the smell. It's happy and energetic, and with a hint of sun that never disappear, even when the windows are white with fog and the night comes early.

Maybe it's that it's family. Romano has known this taste since before knowing himself - the Greeks, Rome, the Moors, the Germans, the Spanish, the French - they all stopped in some remote valley, breathing deep the smell of the trees, suddenly reminded of why they came chasing after this little insufferable brat in the first place. His daughters, princesses and little peasants alike, have gone to the altar crowned in white orange flowers since he has memory.

Maybe it's just that it's part of his routine - roll out of bed, grab the fruits, cut in half, press on the squeezer (he had a mechanical one for a while, but it was noisy and, well, he had been doing it in the same way for centuries, why fix what's not broken?) and drink. He likes to change it slightly every morning, according to season and what he has and what he feels like - half a lemon, an orange, a grapefruit, or all red oranges, or oranges and grapefruits only - there's so much choice in something so simple. (Hard to fuck it up, too, even in those days in which he obscurely feels he'd be better going back to bed, even when the day outside looks bleak and boring and he's more clumsy than ever).

But most probably, it's the taste. Oh, the taste. Romano has been accused, in the past, of being 'sour'. He has never seen the insult in that.

His brother would make a face, say 'it's too sour, veh!' and add sugar. Then again, his brother puts sugar and milk in his coffee, too - lots of it, and uses only the slightest hint of peppers in his sauces because 'too much spoils it', so he doesn't really fucking count.

This is his. Something that no invasion, no influence, no war, no change of government could take away from him - the smell of freshly pressed oranges, sinking his teeth in the thick peel of a lemon just to spite those who say you can't eat it like that, the consistency of the pulp giving in when you press it against the squeezer - and the taste, let's not forget it - sour in the beginning, but if you can stand it, there's a secret heart of sweetness to discover.

So earlier I was cutting oranges in half for my mid-afternoon merenda and I was, like, 'I bet Romano loves oranges - wait FUCK I HOPE NOBODY HAS DONE HIM YET ON THAT PROMPT' and whaddayaknow, nobody had.<3

References, in no particular order: sour, acido, in Italian has a double meaning similar to the one that 'bitter' has in English. I could've done this with coffee, on second thought, but oh well.

Citrus fruits are typical of Southern Italy - Sicilian oranges are famous, especially the red ones (nicknamed sanguinelle, 'little bloody ones'), which look orange on the outside but are really really red on the inside and give a really rich and sweet juice. Southern Italy has lot of traditions connected to citrus fruits, both food related and not - brides for example usually carry a bouquet or crown of orange flowers, called zagare (the flowers are white btw, not orange).

Before it was thought that it was the Moors who introduced citrus fruits to Southern Italy, but recently seeds and other traces dating back to the Romans have been found.

Northern Italians drink coffee the Austrian way (lungo, with milk and sugar), Southern Italians drink it the Mediterranean way (stretto, with coffee). Or at least so the stereotype goes. Same with spices - Southern Italians don't mind strong tastes, Northern Italians like their food a bit more delicate. Again, or so the stereotype goes.

Re: Romano - Sour

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Person who did Veneziano fill here, and I loved this :) This felt so right for him, and gave me the warm fuzzies and a urge for juice.

Lol with the stereotypes, this person of sicilian descent likes her strong flavors. I'll have my coffee with cream, but also love it black. The stronger the better <3

We're getting there to getting everyone one of these! I hope other anons jump in too.

Re: Romano - Sour

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. Oh my god. You have no idea how how long I have been waiting for this: An accurate look, despite how small it is, into the culture and traditions of Italy and how much they really differ between North and South. People usually never take the time to look past the pizza, pasta, and tomatoes to see that Romano and Veneziano, although both Italy, have very different tastes when it comes to food, even the ones mentioned earlier. As someone who has been and experienced the culture to both parts of the country you have no idea how happy this fill has made me. Thank you.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I love how you incorporated Romano's difficult side without having him be a jerk, and it fits just wonderfully into the story.

Educational too! I didn't know that stuff about southern Italian cuisine.

The Permanence of Impermanence

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
A beautiful full moon, an empty beach, and a nice spring evening. That was all he needed for this. Strolling along, the blonde picked a spot just far enough from the shoreline that he wouldn't get wet himself, but high tide would sweep away all evidence that he was there.

Scooping up wet sand into the large bucket he brought, he piled it high, packing it in, forming a good solid mound to carve from.

Calloused hands accustomed to battle gently scrape away at the water-glued granules, creating a doorway here, a window there, and with enough patience, flying buttresses and crenellations.

Noone would ever accuse the man of being an artist, nor of being patient enough to create such a thing as this. A sandcastle? at night? they would scoff. He could see Aleks pondering the idea, only to push it away as impossible. Tino would insist that it was more of a Su-san thing to do, only to have the taller nation shake his head - no, Berwald would want something more permanent than sandcastles.

Rocking back on his heels, he wiped the back of his hand across his forehead, getting sand in his hair, looking over his work. Smiling, satisfied, he pulled a small toothpick with his flag from his coat, and stuck it in the top of the castle.

As he walked off, towards his peoples' constructions of wood, stone, steel and glass, his smile took on a faintly wistful tone . . . after all . . . to him, their castles were no more permanent than the ones he creates of sand.

Anon hopes it's clear enough who I'm writing about . . . if not . . . it's Denmark.
I used human names for the other Nordics to keep it a bit more elusive . . . it felt like it should be elusive, when the idea came to me. It's my headcanon that Norway's human name would be Aleksander . . . of course, Denmark would shorten it, just to annoy him

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I love that Denmark would enjoy something like making sandcastles, but be kind of serious and badass about it :)

Writer!Anon

(Anonymous) 2010-12-03 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
considering how many beaches he has . . . I couldn't resist ^_^

A successful hunt

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Has anyone done Cameroon?
I hope My research was accurate...

He sits on the sunbaked earth, his eyes closed as the hot sun beats down on him. He is listening to the chants of Mbuti and Baka and Aka and Twa. He is the main singer in their Luma, his voice better than his feet as Aka and Twa lead the dance. Mbuti is a counterpoint and Baka is the harmonizer. And all five give thanks to Enenji for their luck.

Soon they will sit around the fire and feast on the gift of the ancient forest spirit. Later they will separate and he will go to his steel and concrete forest while they return to their homes.

But for now they are siblings once more.

Re: A successful hunt

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this invokes a mood very well for such a tiny piece. ♥ I like how you included the other nation-tans, I love how their differences make them such a good team.

The contrasting of the traditional and modern life feels a little sad but not overly so. Reminds me of Japan and his spirits...

In short, anon who likes microfills is overjoyed. ♥

Re: A successful hunt

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I really enjoyed reading that :) Like above anon said, it managed to capture the mood really really well <3 Good job!

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
This is nice! I agree with the above anons, it says a lot about the character in so few words.

Like Magic

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There is something special about bubbles, thought Sealand, as he dipped his lime green bubble-wand into the clear liquid. He pulled it out, and gave it a gentle blow. Right in front of his eyes, the bubbles burst into life, and rose high into the air. The colours of the rainbow swirled around in each bubble, like magic, thought Sealand. He watched as they danced around gracefully, the air guiding them all in different directions. Until one. By one. They popped.

And so Sealand dipped his wand into that magical liquid once more.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, this is cute!

Little things

(Anonymous) 2010-10-22 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
(What, no Poland fill yet? This must be remedied.)

Poland likes little things. Even if it's nothing more than just simply going shopping. It's even better if he can drag someone with him (especially if it's Northern Italy, they can talk fashion all day and not miss a beat), but being by himself is nice too.

There are days when he worries about Lithuania, because the other nation is so serious at times. Too serious, in his opinion.

So he'll stop by a deli or a little grocery store, and get lunch or dinner, depending on how late it is, and stop by Lithuania's office.

He'll convince his friend to take a break, because, "You work too hard, and oh my god, you'll get so many wrinkles, you'll look totally ancient. Come on, put away the paperwork and eat with me!"

Lithuania will sigh and give in and after awhile, his shoulders relax and he starts to smile, or chuckle at something amusing. Occasionally they share stories about what's happened that day at work, and Poland considers it a success when that happens, even more so when Lithuania actually allows himself a few minutes extra on his break.

It's little things that make him happy, even if it's just getting his friend to unwind. When the break's over, he'll pack up the dishes and the trash, and nag at his friend a little more, because he wouldn't be Poland if he didn't, and it wouldn't be Lithuania if he didn't protest about the nagging.

So he'll keep up this routine, because it means a lot, and it makes them both happy. It's a little thing, nothing much in particular, but the day is always better afterwards.



(Guh, that was sappy. Poland is fun to write though. :D)

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
This is sweet. I like that what makes him happy is making someone else happy. :)

Re: Little things

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Poland and Lithuania's friendship really made me smile. :) I loved Poland's "oh my god, you'll get so many wrinkles"! xD

Bliss

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
lucky OP is drowning in fills! mind if i add another? :3

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Hungary was excited. Austria was out of the house, Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia were playing in the fields, and it's one of those slow days when visitors aren't flooding their house. It was just so perfect. Hungary finished her chores early, just so she could savor this day.

After going through her daily routines, she quietly stole out of the house and ventured into the small forest behind their home. Hungary walked through the trail, going faster and faster with excitement until she reached a small clearing--a cliff with an superb view of the mountains, valleys, and rivers of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

"Ah~ it's so peaceful up here!" she half-whispered, as she let the wind play with her long hair. After a few minutes of breathing in Mother Nature, she sat down her usual spot, whipped out an R18 yaoi manga, and spent the rest of the afternoon giggling in girlish bliss.

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Bliss
Started: Oct 25 2010
Ended: Oct 25 2010
Words: 154

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lol.

^^

Re: Bliss

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
ahaha oh hungary~ xD

autthor!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
.....an superb view????? MAN, i fail >_<

btw, OP-san, your prompt made me a little too over-productive, and now i have two other drabbles for this request. hope you don't mind my spamming posts

^^

Skies of blue and fields of gold

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure whether this follows the request entirely. Fail fill is fail, orz.

It is hard work, tending to these fields day after day. Her back aches not only from the weight of her breasts, but from the heavy basket of wheat she carries too. It overflows with the yellow crop, and she likes to think that should she hold it to the sky, it would resemble her flag.

From where she works in the fields, she thinks she can see the ferris wheel at Chernobyl. She remembers taking Russia and Belarus to the amusement park on opening day. That was the first time Russia told her that he was proud of his big sister. She shifts the basket to one arm and brushes her short hair away from her face - short not by choice, but from the effects of radiation.

She knows that it is never a good thing to become lost in her memories. After all, reminiscing doesn't pick the wheat. A field hand nearby waves to her, and she smiles back. Satisfied with today's harvest, she begins her long walk back to the farmhouse, chatting with the field hand along the way. No, this is no time to think of the past. Ukraine is happy to live in the present, under skies of blue and in these fields of gold.

Re: Skies of blue and fields of gold

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, your fill ;3;

It makes me want to cuddle Ukraine a lot.

It starts with an "R", ends with a "G"

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a beautiful day.

She rarely had the time to enjoy those, especially nowadays, with her political problems and all.
But that day, she sat in her backyard, a cup of cocoa in the table, a plate of waffles near it and a pile of books that she wanted to read again to crown it all.

As she took a sip of her chocolate, she admired her garden. It was an explosion of colors, all flowers blooming and kept neatly -she was as maniac as her brother on this-. Rows of tulips, lilies and others flowers coming and offered from neighboring countries -she could see Prussia's favorite flowers besides the lilies, England's and France's roses and with this, some crops from Spain and South Italy, even marguerite's from Denmark.

Having half emptied her chocolate, Belgium put the cup back in the table, took the first book on the pile and started to read.

Damn did she missed reading Tintin.


---
Title is a reference to Hergé, the creator of Tintin's adventure.
In french, it's actually pronounced like those two letters (R and G) which are his initials.

Re: It starts with an "R", ends with a "G"

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
D'awwwww, adorable

Re: It starts with an "R", ends with a "G"

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you ^^

Re: It starts with an "R", ends with a "G"

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
my other hero Tintin!! X|D
You get waffles for mentioning him!! >/////<

^^

Re: It starts with an "R", ends with a "G"

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah Tintin! He's my childhood hero!

Thanks you a lot!

Heaven

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Same filler for Hungary here :3

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A soft purring here. A light brush there. A gentle breeze stirs up fallen leaves into a dance, accompanied by the murmur of a nearby brook and the swish of swaying tree branches. A patch of clouds blocks the sun's glare, but sufficient light brightens up the sky. The soft grass as your cushion, the sweet bird songs as your lullaby, the musky smell of the woods and the fragrance of flowers permeating your atmosphere, the heavens is the canvas of your daydreams...

A soft meow here. A light pounce there. Sounds boring? To quiet, cat-loving Greece, this was heaven.

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Heaven
Date: Oct 26 2010
Words: 100

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^^

Good Morning, Sweden

(Anonymous) 2010-10-26 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
same filler for Hungary and Greece... i promise to stop after this ^^"

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Morning has just broken when early-rising Sweden opened his eyes, and he was half-surprised to see a micronation and a dog occupying the small space between him and Finland. Yes, even Hanatamago had found a way to burrow herself into the sandwich.

'f I r'memb'r c'rrectly, 't was j'st me an' m' wife 'n here las' nigh', Sweden smiled silently to himself, wrapping his long arms around his small family. He gently pressed his lips on Hanatamago's fur, on Sealand's hair, and on his beloved Finland's forehead.

The rest of the day can wait. This morning has to be savored.

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Good Morning, Sweden
Date: Oct 26 2010
Words: 100

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Hanatama family needs moar love!!

^^

Australia: Follow Me, Everything Is Alright

(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
:clambers aboard bandwagon: <\small>

Follow Me, Everything Is Alright

Australia has a lot of pets. Most of them aren’t ‘officially’ his, just pets that he’s picked up off the streets, or that have wandered into his home and never left, or that people have given him or that he’s picked up off the pound. He likes animals, and they like him. No, that’s incorrect. Animals love him and he loves them back. But his favourite is currently curled up in his lap, looking more like a rug than the cat he knows it to be. Brown, shorthaired, cat-yellow eyes and at least three quarters lap cat, Cat likes nothing better than waiting until he’s sitting in his arm chair (the one that’s angled just so for the Canberra afternoon sun to be pleasantly hot) and then jumping up to claim his lap. Australia pets her, tells her what a lovely girl she’s been and gives her a quick check for fleas. Then Cat cheats by falling asleep whilst purring louder than a motorboat. He wouldn’t, not usually, but he’s so perfectly warm from their sunbath, Cat is a brighter spot of sleepy warmth on his lap, she’s so soft and the arm chair is so comfortable and she’s purring…

He falls asleep.

Bond - Azerbaijan

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Amina has a very... troublesome family.

Her nephew attempts to declare his independence to anyone who will listen, the troublesome little brat, he knows it grates on her nerves. Her daughter wants to know why Amina is destroying precious Armenian cultural monuments in her province and Amina heatedly explains again and again it's precisely because they're Armenian that they must be destroyed.

Armenia is being Armenia: that religious-hardworking-hospitable little bitch. As usual, Amina wants to stab her many, many times. The feeling is reciprocated by Armenia.

Then there's Russia, who is slowly building up his military presence in Armenia. This makes Amina feel uneasy because being in the Soviet Union once was more than enough enough for her. What's worse is stupid-ass Armenia is welcoming him with open arms. Then again, out of the three siblings, Armenia always did have a "special relationship" with Russia and it still makes her and Georgia gag a little.

Then there's her eldest brother, Turkey.

Perhaps, out of all her family, he is the one she cares most for. A strong cultural and linguistic bond, on top of exceptional political ties, and shared hatred for Armenia has kept them very close.

And Amina is glad for it.

Her favourite times is when it's just the two them, when they sit out on her balcony in one of the many identical Soviet-style apartments in Baku. They watch the ever expanding construction of new buildings in the city and, if they squint their eyes just a little bit against the sun, on the horizon Amina and Sadiq can see the Caspian sea shimmering in the distance.

Then, Sadiq will comment on the odd taste of the water used to make the tea and Amina will smirk a little, knowing it is because the water in Baku must be boiled before it is safe to drink. Amina just tells him it's a new flavour of tea instead.

They eat the dolmas she has prepared and the lokum that Turkey has bought on his way over. Amina kicks Sadiq's ass playing nard (he has only beat her three times)while discussing their shared contempt of Armenia.

Occasionally, Sadiq will tell her a story about his glory days, about an old and forgotten conquest or campaign he has won. Amina listens because she knows her brother is stuck in the past.

She doesn't really mind though because it's her brother.

And that, in itself, makes everything okay.

[I did this particular fill for an unknown country because I think she deserves a little more attention. This country is called Azerbaijan and I encourage you to google it to find out a little bit more about her.

Notes:

Her "nephew" - Nagorno-Karabakh
Her "daughter" - Nakhchivan
Her "siblings" - Georgia and Armenia
Her "brother" - Turkey

In case, you haven't figured it out Azerbaijan and Armenia hate each other's guts. Basically, it's because they're fighting over a piece of territory in Azerbaijan called Nagorno-Karabakh. Nagorno-Karabakh tried declaring it's independence from Azerbaijan but no one will recognise it for fear of pissing off Azerbaijan. Of course, Armenia supports Nagorno-Karabakh's independence.

Azerbaijan has been accused by Nakhchivan, a territory which it owns which is in Armenia, of destroying Armenian cultural monuments.

Azerbaijan and Turkey are super tight, they've been described as "one nation with two states", they also both hate Armenia.

Baku is the capital of Azerbaijan, it constantly seems to be under construction and is set right on the Caspian sea. Yes, you do have to boil the water there to make sure it's safe to drink and, yes, it does have a funny taste.

Dolmas and lokum: Azerbaijani and Turkish snacks and desserts.

Nard: It's like backgammon and it's super popular in Azerbaijan.

Hope you liked it!]








Re: Bond - Azerbaijan

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This was very cute and taught me stuff. I'm surprised, you paint such a cute, homely picture I can almost see it, despite not having ever been to the places you mentioned (then again, it's not hard to picture that horrible Soviet architecture, lol). Thanks!

Author!Anon

(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, Soviet architecture has the benefit of being very crappy but also very enduring.

Re: Bond - Azerbaijan

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, this was interesting! Although there was a lot that wasn't about the "small pleasures" of the country, but since it's an OC, I suppose it was necessary, to give some background to her little nard game with Turkey.

She seems like an interesting person, and it's sweet how close she is with Turkey. :)

Also I LOVE YOU for writing anything at all about Azerbaijan because the country matters to me for personal reasons.

Author!Anon again!

(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I probably could've written about one of her "small pleasures" (that sounds dirty) but... this image has been stuck in my mind for months and I really, really wanted to write it XD;;

I actually learned about Azerbaijan while looking up countries I didn't know. I went and asked my dad about it and he was like, "Oh, they have a lot of oil there."

Then, I researched and rped like hell and voila. An OC.

What's your connection with Azerbaijan?

Re: Bond - Azerbaijan

(Anonymous) 2010-11-10 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's fun comparing your Azerbaijan OC to my own, who was originally created for the single purpose of pairing up with Turkey... I see I have a lot to learn! (I have the considerable handicap of being from Iowa, which seems just about as far away from the Caspian Sea as one can get...)

Re: Any - Small Pleasures-Lost In a Silent Ballet

(Anonymous) 2010-11-28 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not the moment when his fingers alight on the keys of his beloved piano that pleases Austria.
No, nor is it when he pours the first sip of his delicious tea.

It is not any of these things that are so characteristically Austrian that makes his heart sing with joy.

It is when he can take raw power, bend it to his command, and make it truly beautiful that makes him the happiest.

His fingers twitch on leather, his legs adjust carefully, a simple shift in weight begins the routine.

The spotlight is on him, but he doesn't mind. It is the beat that matters, as music fills the hall, the beat more methodical than any metronome. The gentle one, two, three, four, turn fills his bones, the sweet smell of sweat and dirt tickles his nose, and the music crescendoes as they execute a perfect pirouette.

They? Him and his stallion, of course. His perfect, snow white Lipizzaner stallion, the ultimate ballet partner. No human could lift and turn the way he does, could not leap and fly with half the elegance and wonder. He is all strength and wild beauty, yet under Austria's command, he becomes more gentle than a floating flower.

A leap, a tug for the correct lead, a shift for an extension.

The music ends, the lights dim, and the ballerinas bow in unison, perfectly at home on their earthen stage.

This is Vienna. This is perfection.




AuthorAnon here! I am a horseback rider, so i had to do something for Austria when I saw this. For all those who don't know, the most famous dressage horses in the world, the Leaping Lipizzaners, come from Vienna. I hope it was enjoyed.

Re: Any - Small Pleasures-Lost In a Silent Ballet

(Anonymous) 2011-05-28 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow.
I was ready to do an Austria fill as I was scrolling down and I was just like "eh the piano is just so damn predictable with him" and I saw this.

I. Love. This. I'll admit with the first few lines I thought he was going to be conducting (bending raw power to his command hell yes lol) but then I was like oh. my. god. how did I forget about the Lipizzaners. howwww. <3333

Seriously, this is wonderful. <3

GerIta - Italy's phimosis

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Italy is a pretty confident guy, but there's one thing that he's really insecure about - his phimosis. Italy keeps initiating things with Germany, but backing off when they get too close to sex. Germany thinks he's doing something wrong, and eventually works up the courage to ask about it. Italy tells him about his insecurity, and he assures Italy that he doesn't care and helps him seek treatment (which he's been too embarrassed to do).

Bonus: One way to treat it is to manually stretch the foreskin every day. Italy decides to treat it this way and makes Germany help him.
Bonus 2: Italy's phimosis came about from scarring from forced retraction of the foreskin as a child. How that happened is up to anon. Maybe from a failed attempt at sex with HRE? Anyway, the memory adds to his insecurity.

Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1a/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)

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Sitting on his bed in only a black wifebeater and his red underwear, Germany nearly cried out in alarm when he felt a stack of stapled paper bounce off the back of his head and rebound onto the floor in a crumpling, tumbling mess.

Nearly.

One of the things that Germany had actually gotten quite proud of himself for over the years, despite how trivial it seemed in the big picture, was how utterly used to Italy's craziness he had become. Had he invited Italy into his house? Not this week. Had he heard even the smallest sign from his best friend that he was planning on visiting his house uninvited, yet again? No, they hadn't even had the chance to speak in a while.

But with Italy, you never know, and because he was here now, and Germany hadn't known, he took the surprise with minimum recoil. The select few Germans from work who kept up with his life greatly admired this of him.

Not even bothering to turn and face his likely underclothed friend, Germany reached down to the floor and picked up the packet of paper, straightening it back as neatly as he could manage. "What is this about?" he asked tiredly. So much for a head start in sleep, anyway.

"I printed it from the internet-- Germany, I just found out what it's called!" There went the bounce on his bed as Italy thumped onto it and wrapped his arms around Germany's shoulders from behind. "Oh, and also hello, Germany! It's so nice to see you!"

Germany grunted, patting Italy's arm vaguely, and finally focused on the title of the article. He squinted for a moment; Italy always forgot that written words were not in Common and his Italian fell shamefully below his expecta--

". . . Phimosis?" Germany read, feeling the cold fingers of dread crawling all over him. It was going to be one of those nights. He coughed, hoping his awkwardness would fall out of his throat as he did. "Italy, is there any reason, in the middle of the night, that you are making me read about--" momentary choke, this was excruciatingly awkward, "-- problems in foreskin retraction?" My God, he'd said it.

Silence followed his question, drawing out so long that Germany finally turned to look his friend in the face, and found it less than an inch away from his head, squinting at him with a look of deepest despair and disappointment. His heart gave a thump so loud that he felt his sternum bruise from the impact.

"What. . . what?"

"Germany." The smallest little tears were forming at the corners of Italy's eyes, and Germany's mind started running in confused circles. Where had the conversation gone and how had it gotten here?

"Wh- what is it! What's wrong! Can't you tell me?"

"Germany," Italy repeated, even more distressed than before. His arms slid off of Germany's shoulders, and he leaned back, posture dead serious. He was even wearing a large t-shirt which covered his body, which was rare, and was pulling it down to cover his legs. "Germany, you've forgotten?"

Goddamn, what had Germany forgotten?

Italy understood the bewildered stare Germany was unknowingly giving him and looked away self-consciously, fiddling with the bottom of his shirt again. "Germany, I don't want to tell you again, it was back in the war, you don't remember?"

"Many things happened in. . . in the war, Italy. I don't want to remember most of it."

Italy's head snapped up at the subtle break in Germany's voice, letting out a quiet "oh!" and looking even more sorry than ever. He bit his lip. "It's. . ." he squeaked and looked away again, shrinking in on himself. "M-mine, it's different from yours, that's. . . that's what I told you." He curled his legs underneath his body and pulled the large t-shirt over his knees.

Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Germany looked from Italy's flushed face back to the packet in his hand. He flipped to the next page; there was a rather graphic comparison diagram with two photographs that he was not in the mood to look at, and he closed the packet again, tossing it tiredly to the middle of the bed where he could worry about it later. He let out a ragged sigh that he had hoped would sound more casual than he felt.

"S-so. So you found out what it was called." Germany put a hand over his eyes; his face was so warm it must have looked as red as his underwear. "Wh-what does that have to do with me?"

"Germany," Italy whined, and he reached across the bed and snatched the packet up himself, flipping to one of the pages. "Look at here, right here." He pointed to a thick paragraph from which Germany could only recognize some numerals.

"Read it to me, please Italy, at this time of night it would take me hours to decipher that." Rubbing at his eyes now. These simple massages worked wonders on late-night headaches.

Italy seemed to finally remember their temporary language barrier and waved one of his hands frantically. "Oh! I forgot! Sorry, sorry! It's a list of ways that the problem can be cured, that's all! It can be cured, Germany!" At this he smiled so sweetly that Germany felt some rather vital organs turning into mush at the sight of it.

Cough. Cough. "Again, what does that have to do with me?"

Italy's head lolled to one side. "What do you mean? Aren't you going to help me with the treatments?"

". . . I suppose, since you asked." This, at least, was a routine format Germany could follow fairly competently. Italy asks him for help, he swoops to the rescue. Come to think of it, there was a video a while back where-- why is he suddenly thinking about that?! "W-what would I have to do?"

Italy made one of his odd, idle noises as he skimmed the paragraph. "Well, there's a medicine I could get, but medicine is always. . . oh!" he showed the paragraph to Germany again, pointing at a portion of it, and Germany let out another sigh. "We could do this one!"

"'Schtiramunto'?" Germany read out sarcastically. Italy giggled at his horrible accent, completely missing the point.

"Yeah! You c-could. . . stretch it for me!" Italy laughed, happy that his friend was so understanding, and threw his arms around Germany's shoulder's again. Germany thought he was having a heart attack or seizure.

"I-- I'm sorry, stretch what?" he asked, not optimistic at all about the answer. Italy.

"Y-you know. . . stretch it." Italy's face was reddening again, though it no doubt compared nothing with Germany's.

"Why can't you stretch your own foreskin by yourself?!" Germany nearly screamed. He felt as though a volcano were erupting in his brain. From the bedroom down the hall he heard Prussia swearing at him to shut the fuck up.

Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I-I-I don't want to! W-wouldn't that be weird or something?" Italy was distressed again, pulling on his shirt so hard that it would probably need to be thrown out tomorrow.

"What you're asking right now is what's weird!!" Germany's heart was pounding, and he was having Hell of a time trying to organize those stupid feelings that Italy sometimes excited in him. Italy.

"You mean you won't do it?!" Italy was nearly wailing now. "Please, Germany, I can't do it myself, it has to be you!"

Half an hour later, after a very mature session of trading distressed screams back and forth with each other, and Prussia had entered the room to tell them to put a gag in it or get the fuck out of the house and wow Italy you sure look cute in that shirt, Germany agreed that he would tentatively not-refuse Italy's request for help until the both of them had more information about the technique of treatment. But, he added sternly, when Italy started nervously guiding Germany's hand toward the bottom of his shirt and Germany fought against him, it would have to wait until tomorrow, after everyone had gotten enough sleep.

By some lucky miracle that Germany was extremely grateful for, that satisfied Italy for the night, and the two continued on with the almost welcome, by-now familiar routine of tucking into Germany's small bed together.

Italy even kept his t-shirt on. See, karma does balance out.

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Re: Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha okay that was mildly adorable. I love their characterizations more than anything else (heck, even Prussia's teency appearance spoke volumes). I'm looking forward to see where this goes.

Not!OP

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft, Germany's life is pain sometimes, seriously. XD

Where had the conversation gone and how had it gotten here? ... You would think he would have given up on wondering by this point, really.

(You know, I'm not OP, but I was really curious to see what someone would do with this prompt. And this is way too amusing. Especially the surprise!Prussia, really. XD)

<3!

Re: Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god! Author!anon is absentminded person! This is horrible since I absolutely understand your position since me anon!reader is also absentminded! But I serenely hope that you will finish it... one day!

As for now, this is really awesome, every sentence is supercool and funny at same time, and charactering is awesome. What more, you made me especially happy since I've trough that North Italy was extinct from kink meme. You wouldn’t know how happy I was when I've saw his name in fills list.

Re: Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
would a single-person chorus (so not actually a chorus) of MOAR MOAR MOAR help you remember?

This was so cute and, and, Italy! Germany! Prussia's cameo! Weeee! *melts*

OP here

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS... THIS MADE MY DAY. It's amazing. Thanks so much, author!anon, it's exactly what I was looking for and more. Totally agreeing with the other commenters, your characterization is perfect. I really hope you finish this! Ahh, thanks again! ;A;

Re: Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa. I usually don't like GerIta just because it's rarely portrayed like their cannon relationship is in the strips. This, though...A+ authoranon!

/joins the chorus of "MOAR"

LAWL Captcha! "rides Volkswagen"

Re: Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-12-09 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome start! It made me laugh, really, and I hope you will continue it!

Re: Kink Meme: Something's Different. [1c/?]

(Anonymous) 2011-05-15 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Aaah this is great~! I hope it hasn't been abandoned...

Venice!North Italy, seduction

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
For a long time, Venice was a driving force and a superpower in the Mediterranean -sometimes trying to subtly "seduce" the other countries to its side, sometimes harshly fighting - you can probably guess I'd like to see a bit more of the first thought. It was also a very free place, a haven for people prosecuted by the Inquisition, very sexually liberated, etc.

Basically, I want badass, sexy Venice!Italy. If there's smut, I'd prefer no shota, but teen!Italy is very welcome. But - here's the trick - he has to remain at least somewhat in character.

Bonus the first: OTTOMAN TURKEY/VENICE ITALY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
Bonus the second: fighting over Greece, and Greece shows to prefer Turkey sometimes, and Venice some other times but overall would just prefer them both to leave him the fuck alone

Re: Venice!North Italy, seduction

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ottoman-Venetian wars over Greece, fuck yeah! (plus Greece rebelling during them and getting crushed each time)

Seconded.

afskj seconded!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hellooooo, new headcanon.

USUK - Stripping

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
US x UK involving stripping please!

- Accidentally mistaken as strippers, and go along with it
- Having to strip off their clothes unwilling (for national security, clothes were ruined, etc)

Anon is requesting embarrassed nudity

Bonus is there are embarrassing undergarments and teasing.


No established please.

Sex doesn't have to happen (but it's very welcome :D)

Re: USUK - Stripping

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... Potential filler of a short oneshot or something here, not sure about sex yet.
Just have to ask the OP: Does OP mind Gakuen Hetalia universe? Because Anon has a great idea that stemmed from a chemistry safety video, involving emergency chemical showers.

Don't ask.

Re: USUK - Stripping

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OP whole heartedly wants!!

England/one of his mystical creatures

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I think the only person England can be happy with is... himself. And his imagination. So, I'd like to see him fall in love with one of his little friends.

Bonus: The creature he falls in love with is the one that inspires him to keep cooking even though everyone tells him his cooking is awful. The creature loves his cooking.

Re: England/one of his mystical creatures

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
dear god so cuuuute second! lol like how america can only love lady liberty and justice XD

Re: England/one of his mystical creatures

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
am I the only one who immediately pictured Harry Potter/England?

Any Characters- Bromances IT'S GUY LOVE MAN

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pamgat1Wro
actual bros, notactualbros but the relationship has felt like bros, female and male with bro-like relationship
do with it what you will
JUST NEEDS MORE BROS, KINK MEME

Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
“Spot me.”

He moves behind her, a lazy grin on his face as he watches her slide another weight to the end of the metal cross bar. “You’re never gonna be able to lift that.”

“Shut up, yes I will.” She finishes with the plates and ties her hair up, her usual flower replaced today with a sensible scrunchy to keep the sweat from soaking into her bangs. “It’s only a hundred pounds.” She sits down on bench and rolls her shoulders, neck cracking, and lies back, reaching up to wrap her fingers around the bar. “Now spot me.”

He rolls his eyes and takes his place behind her. “I’ve got a beer that says you drop that on your face before you can lift it.”

“Well then,” she huffs. “I suppose that would make you the world’s worst spotter, wouldn’t it?”

“Guess it probably would. Fine, I’ve got a beer that says that you’re still a dainty maiden and that much weight is gonna crush your ass.”

“You’re on.” She shifts up on the bench. “But none of that Danish piss of yours. I want a German beer.”

He leans over her and smirks. “That’s cute.”

“And your face is in the way of my workout. Now, move.”

He waves a mock salute to her and straightens back out, both hands hovering just above her on either side as she breathes deep and lifts the weight out of it’s cradle, balancing it for a moment before she draws it down to her chest and lifts it again. He whistles, clearly impressed.

“Wooow,” he drawls. “I’ll admit, that’s pretty good. You make it to ten and I might buy you two beers.”

“Shut it,” she grunts and pushes the bar up again. “I’ve got this.”

“Good form, too.” He leans around the bench, wiggling his eyebrows. “Real nice form.”

She shoots the ceiling an annoyed look. “Denmark.” The bar comes down again. “Seriously.” Up again. She feels a bead of sweat slip down the small of her back. Maybe this was a bit too much.

“That’s three. You’re almost half done.”

She exhales loudly and brings it above her chest again. Her biceps are beginning to burn. She tries to keep focused; counts the lines that crisscross above her on the gym skylights, the fuzzy bits of Velcro the poke out from her lifting gloves, anything but the number of reps she has left.

“Okay, that’s five, doin’ good.” His face comes into view again and he grins down at her. “Come on, five more, you’ve got this.”

She makes it to six and her arms start to shake. She curses. “I don’t think I’m going to make it.”

“Come on, you’re almost done.” His voice brightens. “Are you seriously gonna let me win this one? Seriously?”

Down. “Shut…” Up again. “Up.” That’s seven. Sweat clings to her back, making her feel sticky against the vinyl of the bench.

“Come on, Hungary, you’ve got three left. Just three.” He’s getting louder.

She’s pretty sure her arms are on fire. She squeezes her eyes shut and strains against the effort of pulling it down again. She tries to tell him to quit yammering, but all that comes out is a tense groan as she forces it up again.

“Come on, you’ve got this. That’s eight.” He’s practically cheering. “Come on, Hungary, don’t you dare puss out on me now. Two more, you’ve got this. Two more, two more!”

Down. Up.

“One more! Come on, one more!”

Down.

Hold.

Shit.

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
“Come on, Hungary!” He yells. “Push it up and you’re done! Just push it up!”

The plates clank in time with her trembling. “I can’t!” She groans, trying to push.

“Yes you can!” He leans over, looking deadly serious. “Come on! Don’t be such a girl!

Oh.

Oh no he did not.

Oh hell no, he did not just play that card.

Her eyes fly open and, with a deafening shout, she shoves the bar up, dropping it back into place and leaping to her feet before it can stop ringing, rounding on him and socking him straight in the face, knocking him to the floor.

You’re a girl!” She bellows. “And that’s ten!” She throws her arms out and juts her hips forward. “Deal with it!”

He looks up at her, apparently unaware of the blazing, red splotch on his jaw, instead looking completely impressed. “Damn right, it’s ten!” He hauls himself to his feet and jostles her back a step, throwing a towel around her neck. “Nice work!”

“Of course it was,” she grins and wipes the sweat from her face. “And you’re buying tonight.”

He shrugs. “I woulda bought anyway. You always make me buy, even when I lift more than you.”

She peeks out over the cloth, contemplating this. “Yes, I suppose I do.”

“We should do this more often.”

“We should.”

They bump fists.

--

Sorry, this is kind of way shorter than what I usually write, but this image wouldn’t leave me alone. Denmark and Hungary are the biggest bros at the gym, all day, every day. After they work out, they go home, drink beer, and play Gamecube with their collars turned up.

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Everything about this fill is amazing. *bumps fists*

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I love you I love you I love you. This is totally perfect. \o/

/brofist

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Denmark and Hungary have the best bromance ever, hands down. The only way they could be more brotastic is if they did chest bumps.
I imagine Austria would be SO EMBARRASSED if he knew.

oh god I want to see a pic of Hungary and Denmark in shirts with the collars turned up

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ah~ This was so funny XD I really don't have anything clever to say.

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
They bump fists

After they work out, they go home, drink beer, and play Gamecube with their collars turned up.


This was absolutely hilarious, anon. I think I love you a little.

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That was wonderful authoranon GYMBROSSS
lolgamecube
Thanks for filling, don't worry about the length!
B-B-BROFIST

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I kind of love you for this. I'm a huge shipper, but that's because I adore relationships of any sort, and this fandom (and fandom in general) needs more non-romantic relationship fic.

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
This is a thing of beauty. I seriously did not know that I needed this bromance so much, man. Epicness.

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
So much love

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-11-05 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. OH GOD. I needed this like you have no idea. Because I have this thing and bros are cool and and. Shit I envy Hungary. This makes me wanna do some weight training and play video games for hours.

authornon owns my soul/firstborn/brodom. wait that looks like boredom my baddd

ReCapcha: "sprowl societies" really captcha? gonna play that game, huh?

Re: Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean - 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-12-25 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know I needed this in my life until now. ANON YOU GET BARNEY STINSON'S BROCODE.

RomanoXMexico- tomato love

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Spain introduces Mexico to Romano and finds out her history with tomatoes! Anything after that is open; I just want Mexico to be a girl. Romano flipping out and try to win her heart over after that point would be great.

Bonus: Since Spain had a big influence on Mexico, she is oblivous to Romano's advances (at first?).

If this helps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato lol

forgot something orz

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Bonus dos: Bad Touch Trio find out and want to help their friend but end up making things worse for the situation.

one question

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
This is a request for Romano and Mexico as colonies?

answer-ish

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Erm I'd prefer them with their independence, but colonies would be fine too.

(the cuter the better)

FrUK - whipped cream; food!sex

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kinks are whipped cream being involved in the food!sex, and established relationship + fluff?
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Don't do it with English cooking!

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Waaaaah! I don't know what the hell happened with this first post!!!
I'm sorry, i will write to the mods and beg them to delete it >.<

Second try right here:

________________________________

When France woke up this morning, the immediately knew something was wrong.

First of all, the warm body usually lying next to him was gone, which was a pity, because he enjoyed watching England drool and sometimes murmuring his name in his sleep. France would stay in bed for a few minutes, trying to talk his sleeping boyfriend into doing things he would clearly say no to, when fully awake. In fact, one could have whole conversations with the sleeping England. Unfortunately, he tended “not to remember them” once he awoke from his dream world full of unicorns and rainbows. Though, France thought, that wasn’t true either, because England never awoke from his dream of a world full of unicorns and other mystical creatures.

Turning his body around, so he could spend the rest of the morning on Englands bedside, where his boyfriends body heat still radiated in the sheets, France contently took a noseful of that smell which Arthur denied having but was having anyways and Francis loved to tease him by sniffling and nuzzling on him. Today, however, that was a very bad idea, because what he smelt wasn’t England at all, though definitely a very English smell…

Alarmed, he jumped out of bed, noticing, much to his dismay, that the smell already hung thick in the air, now accompanied by the sound of kitchen utensils that weren’t handled with enough love.
Francis absently slipped into a pair of pants England wore for sleeping and which he found hanging over a chair, trying not to think about the fashion crime he was committing in doing so, and ran down the stairs to where the smell grew stronger.

Halfway down the stairs he stopped the running because by the looks of it, it was all too late.
Arthur stood in front of the stove, wearing Francis’ yellow apron that was now ruined because he would never get out the smell or those holes where the poison cooking was eating through the fabric. He shed a silent tear for it.
The table was already set with a bunch of toast, butter and jam. At least that didn’t look very dangerous. The stuff England was cooking in the pan however, definitely did.

“Hey, you’re awake”, Arthur said, when he heard Francis’ footsteps coming down the stairs. He shot him a smile over his shoulder, before turning back to the disaster in front of him. “I cooked!”

“I can see that”, Francis replied huskily. He was taken aback by how oddly cute England looked, standing in the kitchen with an apron and greeting him with a smile. England never looked cute. Ever.
“And what did I do to deserve that?”

It was his own fault for not wanting to make it sound like an insult, that Arthur took this the wrong way.
“Can’t a man cook breakfast for his boyfriend once, just because?”, he replied, a look of pure innocence and goodwill on his face. Francis felt his heart melt and bumping of joy at the same time.
Then he remembered that smell nobody would want to be troubled with in the morning.

First, he decided, he needed to find out, what it was.
Making his way over to Arthur and hugging him from behind, he risked to peek over his boyfriends shoulder to examine the disaster.
What he saw made him want to puke right into the abused frying pan. It wouldn’t have made a big difference anyways. Probably would have given it a little spice, even. Yes, Francis was sure, that digested French cuisine still tasted better than English cooking.

Don't do it with English cooking! 2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
“What… what is that?”, he asked, voice cracking. His grip around Arthurs waist grew stronger, readying himself to save his boyfriend, should the cooking decide to attack them.

“White beans and tomato sauce”, England said, almost sounding a bit proud. “It’s delicious!”
France could only give a very small fake laugh, before his voice broke. He buried his nose in the nape of Arthurs neck to escape the smell, but it was in vain.

“Wow, you’re affectionate today.” Arthur gave him another smile. “Didn’t expect me to do something so nice?”
“Hm… yeah. I really didn’t expect that”, Francis replied. Again, it wasn’t meant nicely but he still earned himself a peck on the lips. Trying to distract himself from the disaster, he stole a longer kiss from his boyfriend, who eagerly replied.

Oh non. Oh merde! There was no way he could tell Arthur that they would have to throw that stuff away. Not when their relationship that usually consisted of quarreling and insulting each other would give him a morning like this.

Arthurs hand, that rested on his bare stomach, suddenly retreated to grasp the handle of the frying pan, saving the mess from burning to ashes. Francis cursed under his breath.

“Ugh, you’re distracting me”, England said. “You better not, or else you won’t be able to enjoy my niceness after all.”
France didn’t reply to that. Instead, he had noticed some other stuff randomly lying around, not helping the sick feeling in his belly.
“And what is that thing over there?”, he murmured, pointing at a glass that was filled with some red pulp. “Tomatoes.”
Francis almost chocked when he tried to sell the hysterical laugh as a cough. “It doesn’t look like you could eat them anymore.”
“Of course you can. That’s the whole point in pickling them, now isn’t it?”
Luckily, Arthur wasn’t able to see the horrified look on Francis’ face but only heard him muffling “…eat?”
“Yes. They’re delicious on toast.”
This time, France really had to keep himself from puking into the frying pan.

“You’re still distracting me”, England pointed out, when France didn’t retreat at all but instead held on to him as if his life depended on it. “Let go of me!”

France didn’t even consider it for one second. He had to somehow prevent that breakfast from happening without breaking the mood. Not an easy task, but he had a faint idea how to do it.

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authoranon is sorry for this not-quite-fitting-fill and promises, that there will be whipped cream at some point. The food-sex request just made me think of English cooking... and I had to give it a try. Erm... following chapter will mostly consist of fail!sex >.< Hope you don't mind, OP. I also hope, there will be a second fill that fits the request better than mine.
Oh yeah - the baked beans? Don't ask why England is using a frying pan for that xD I just see him as a terrible cook that can't even do his own dishes right :P
Also, I'm sorry if my English is too much fail.

Next chapter will follow as soon as I get to write it..

Re: Don't do it with English cooking! 2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This is cute and I love the fluff! Looking forward to porn majorly ~

Re: Don't do it with English cooking! 2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-18 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with the above <3

Re: Don't do it with English cooking! 2

(Anonymous) 2010-10-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfff, I love Francis sense of drama. looking forward to the next part!

England + America + Canada, The invasion of Iceland, military action

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
In may 1940, the United Kingdom invaded the neutral Iceland to prevent the Reich from taking it. The actions were in charge of the Royal Navy, the Royal Marines and a Canadian task force.

Surprisingly enough, in July 1941 (six months before Pearl Harbor) the United States disembarked on Iceland to relieved the British forces. Yes, they occupied and nation to support England while still being officially non-belligerent. They stayed there until the end of the war.

Alfred convinces his government to intervene in the war to help Arthur. I'd love to see some England/America/Canada action, not necessarily romantic (though I would not complain if the filler wants to go that way) and the dynamics between them: Canada's bravery and loyalty, America's doubts regarding the war, England's exhaustion (the Blitz happened between 6 September 1940 and 10 May 1941, by the way), you get the idea.

Useful links: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland

Re: England + America + Canada, The invasion of Iceland, military action

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
seconded~ and man oh man, do I kind of really want to fill this

Alfred/Arthur School AU

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Basically I want to see Alfred as the student with the drunken and abusive father and missing mother. He however hides that fact from everybody (except his best friend Ludwig or Ivan) with his canon!personality and his honor roll student status.

Arthur on the other hand can be a "delinquent" whose family also isn't the greatest, but much less worse then Alfred's family. He acts out, but isn't expel/suspended because he's also one of the brightest student the school has. He finds Alfred annoying because he keeps trying to befriend Arthur and because Arthur has a huge crush on Alfred.

Then one day Alfred finds Arthur passed out on the street or sick or something and having no choice but to bring him home. Arthur wakes up and sees a scene with Alfred getting physically and emotionally abused by his father. Alfred sees that Arthur saw the scene but acts like there's nothing wrong with the situation. However eventually, it gets all too much for him and he breaks down or something.

Eventually they begin a friendship that evolves into something much more.

Bounus 1: Alfred detest alcohol because he's reminded of what alcohol did to his family.
Bonus 2: Arthur, after seeing Alfred's family, sees that his own family isn't so bad and reforms, shocking everybody
Bonus 3: Matthew, Ivan, and Ludwig are Alfred's close friends and they find out about his home life too.

Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1a/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So I did end you doing it...and I seriously almost bawled my eyes out because of all the idea's in my head. Its sad when USxUK has ansty stuff, I seriously cry in like every serious one. Like I said before, its a one-shot with a possible sequel, if I can get that off the ground.
*** *** ***
Damn, Matthew can be persistent, Alfred thought as he walked down the sidewalk towards his rather rundown home. With his hands in his pocket he feels the phone, Matthew begged his mother to get it Alfred, vibrate. Rolling his eyes, he figure’s its Ludwig; the German did have a soft heart deep down. If anything Matthew called him and Ivan, because Alfred seemed to listen to them more.

Continuing to ignore his phone, Alfred turned the corner. He’s rather happy it’s Friday, payday was well, he’s close to having enough money for tuition at the local college, it’s not like he’ll have any problem getting in. However he still needs money for a dorm when it comes time. If he’s lucky, his father won’t snatch up the cash tips he worked so hard to get.

Alfred frowned at the very thought. If his father did get a hold on the money that would be another hundred dollars of alcohol in their house. A hundred more dollars his father will drink. Did his father drink away his mother? Alfred growled at the sudden thought. He has money to buy an actual meal for himself, maybe his father if he doesn’t piss him off to much. He’ll probably pay one anyway for him.

His phone started vibrating again, probably Ivan, a pissed off Ivan. Alfred wants to save a few years on his life and decides not to answer the phone. Ivan can be scary, but he also knows messing with Alfred can be an unwanted hassle. So what if Ivan yells at him on Monday.

“Shit, that kid put up a fight!” Alfred heard a voice snap just around the bend that lead into the “park”. No human brought their kid there.

“Yes, it wasn’t worth five bucks, a lighter and a pack of cigarettes,” another complained, as Alfred stopped, he would rather be robbed by his father than jumped by thieves. “Dude, did you see his fucking eyebrows.”

“How could you not! Hey pass me the lighter.” The first said before the conversation shifted down the sidewalk that Alfred came around.

There was only one person who he knows would carry around five bucks, a lighter, and a pack of cigarettes and had giant eyebrows. Alfred knows he doesn’t live in this neighborhood. With a growl, Alfred figured he should see if Arthur is okay, he can lie about why he’s there, he does it at school all the time.

He found Arthur facedown the ground, his pockets clearly picked through; he’ll be pissed when he wakes up. Alfred figured that, due to the fact that he wasn’t moving and still face down on the ground. Looking him over, Alfred figured they swung something at him from behind, so Arthur wasn’t going to move till his brain fixed itself.

Crouching down beside the Englishman, Alfred assesses the damage. He knows he could leave him there, pull him behind some bushes and leave him there was a simple note, make it look like Alfred is following him around because he knows Arthur is better than how he dresses and acts. A distant cry of a storm tells him that’s not an option, because then Arthur will be sick, and a sick Arthur isn’t a fun thing according to Ludwig’s brother, Gilbert.

Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1b/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So he doesn’t have much of a choice, Arthur has to come with him back to his house. At least till he wakes up and Alfred can send him home. It’s not that hard to lie in all honesty, he thought. Besides maybe his father will be passed out, and there won’t be an eventful evening. Yeah, and maybe the brighter side will extend to my house.

Alfred stuffed Arthur’s things in his bag, before lifting Arthur. The English boy is surprisingly light, sure still weighted down a bit, but not what Alfred was truly expecting him to be. He started his rather long walk home.

---- ---- ----

Arthur woke up with his head aching slightly, but he probably should have expected that, after the pair he had a scramble with did have a bat. He groaned a bit, sitting up to rub the back of his neck, the mattress squeaking under the change of weight disruption. Wait, a mattress.

Arthur sat up quickly, peeking around the room he was in. It was in complete disorder, clothes littering the floor. The desk was drowning in papers, and there seemed to be a computer buried under it was well. A bookshelf in the corner was covered in toys and posters of superheroes, and everything American hung on the wall, must of which were ripped and taped back together.

Where the hell—Arthur’s eyes caught sight of the annoying brown bombers jacket of a certain America he hates to love. Great, Alfred followed him around and dragged him back to his house. Well it’s not like his parents really expected him to come home, they could probably careless, and after all he was ruining the family image.

Arthur fell back onto the pillow, thinking of the things his mother would bark at him. She thought his father was having to much influence on him, which wasn’t true in the least. Arthur hated that man, but at least he had the heart to make things up to his mother. Besides it’s not like he wanted to be tormented by his brothers, both older and younger. Whatever, first he had to deal with getting out before that annoying Jones kid came back and saw he was awake.

A loud crash echoes through the house, causing Arthur to bolt up quickly, Alfred’s clumsy, but what the hell could be that loud. Incoherent yelling thundered the crash. That puzzled Arthur, Alfred is surely the spawn of some over loving family that supports him in every thing. He doesn’t see why there would be yelling like that in Alfred’s home, maybe his own when his brothers stumbled in from a party, but that was it.

He can’t help but ease of the bed, (God how old was it, creaking up a storm) and tip toeing to the door. He eased the knob, locking picking pays off when he needs it too. He popped the door open, just enough to see with one eye. The incoherent yelling, because slightly more coherent as Arthur listened.

“Oh, your mother would be so proud,” a large man slurred at some figure leaning on the wall, which he recognized to be Alfred. “Look at you, a golden boy made of Fool’s Gold.” Arthur noticed Alfred was griping the side of his face, with glass laying on the floor. “You can’t even take care of yourself—”

"Just go by your liquor old man,” Alfred seemed to growl out, straightening up.

The larger man grumbles, glaring at Alfred, before he slapped him on the left cheek, causing Alfred to topple to the couch. The door opened and slammed before Alfred made any movement. Arthur watched as he heaved himself off the couch and wandered off in some direction. Alfred came back with a broom and dust pan, gently sweeping up the glass on the floor, before he disappeared to throw out the shards.

Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1c/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Easing the door closed, Arthur stared at his feet with wide eyes. He rebels because his father cheats on his mother all the time, his mother is far too forgiving, and his brothers bully him. Yet Alfred has every reason to lash out, he’s the schools shinning star, the clumsy American everyone loves. However the inquires explain themselves now.

“I tipped, such a klutz, I know.” “Just playing with my dog, no need to worry. Yeah, I know I probably should play with my dog like that, but I can take it.” How many days did Alfred come to school with some inquiry and no one knew because he hid it well enough?

Arthur saw he had to confront Alfred, he wasn’t superman anyway. He turned to open the door, only to nearly pop Alfred in the face in the action; at least Alfred is good at stopping doors. He made a sound of surprised, but smiled at the sight of Arthur awake.

“Good, you’re awake, I was afraid you were hit harder than it looked.” Alfred said smiling, but somewhat hiding behind the door. “You don’t feel funny or anything, do you? I don’t mind taking you to the hospital to have it checked out you know.”

Arthur can only stare at him, before realizing he should answer the question before the airhead gets the wrong idea. “No, I feel fine.” Arthur swallowed out. “Are you okay, I heard a crash and yelling?”

“Oh, I’m fine,” Alfred said with a laugh, almost hiding behind the door more. Let me see you, Arthur thought, well more like wanted scream. “I just dropped something, my dad’s a bit pissed, but he’ll get over it.” Alfred smiled.

It’s sick; Arthur can’t take much more of this. Alfred is not going to lie to him any more, because his heart is already aching horribly from what he witnessed. Arthur slammed all his weight into the door, catching Alfred by surprise. However the door is opened more and Arthur can wiggle out of the room and see Alfred.

Without thinking he grabs Alfred’s hand and pulls him down the hallway, trying to find a bathroom, or somewhere where he can attempt to treat Alfred’s wounds. He ignores Alfred as he stumbled about behind him, trying to get him to stop. Finally he finds a bathroom, it’s littered with beer cans and things of that nature.

Arthur threw what in his way into the bathtub and kicked the ones at his feet with anger. He whips Alfred onto the closed toilet, he tore the towel off the bar, Alfred’s words completely lost to Arthur.

Clawing at the sink, Arthur lost all patience with Alfred’s words. “Shut up, Alfred!” He snapped angrily. Alfred does so with the wide blue eyes, a blue that eats everyone up and sees right through Arthur’s act. Arthur’s shaking trying to hard not to lost it in his tears, because compared to Alfred, Arthur is a brat. “Shut up and let me help you,” Arthur breathed out in attempt to calm himself.

Alfred makes a strange noise, before Arthur felt something tugging at his arm. He refused to follow it, not until he was happy with the wetness of the towel. He swatted himself free of Alfred’s hold before he started tending to the minor cuts on the right side of Alfred’s face.

“So, I’m guessing you saw what happened then?” Alfred asked, Arthur can only work out a nod. “Dad’s not that bad, he’s just having a hard time. Beside’s alcohol is never a good thing, he’ll be hung over tomorrow, and everything will be back to normal.” Alfred said as his arms slowly drew Arthur closer, Arthur only tried not to fall.

Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
“Stop lying, git,” Arthur snapped. He felt Alfred’s grip tighten on him. The taller shock, chocking on something Arthur came to understand to be sobs. A soft smile graced his lips as the man he loved, actually needed him.

“Hey Arthur,” Alfred asked after a while of sitting with just him needing Arthur. Arthur makes a small noise of acknowledgment. “Does it rain on the Brighter Side?”

That threw Arthur for a loop, but he figured it was something he knew the answer too. “It rains everywhere, git.” Arthur snapped with a smile.

“Oh.”

“That doesn’t mean it’s all that bad.” Arthur countered, before tapping at Alfred to release him. “Come one, lets see if we can get looked at the hospital and away from this hell hole.”

Alfred snorted a bit, but let go of Arthur and allowed Arthur to lead him to his room.
*** *** ***
"Sometimes it rains on the Brighter Side. That's the rain you dance in." ~Me. (its my senior quote)

The story ended up being heavily based on that quote. In this story I see Arthur kinda being from an idol family, well image wise, and Alfred is down in the dumps and stuff. I guess you could say Alfred wants to know if everything is perfect, which I don't think it is really. So there for what Arthur said.

And there could possibly be a sequel depending on how it turns out and the response to this.

Re: Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I happened to check this right as you posted 1a and 1b. ...I've been sitting here for twenty minutes hitting F5 and I have no shame about it =3

Anyways! ja;sdfj;sdf. I'm so glad someone filled this <3 I was going to attempt, but RL so busy...and your fill was quite nommable for a one-shot, though I'd love to see a sequel *w*

...and in closing note *loves on your Arthur multiple times and Alfred even more*

Re: Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
askeJEr;lO@IHR:$E

/loves all over this

I love the change--Alfred having a rougher time of it at home--and I love the way you wrote this. I, for one, would love to see a continuation. ;w;

Re: Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-19 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
i, for one, would love to see a sequel, author!anon. 'twas lovely.
<3

Re: Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
d'awwww...

this is really cute!! Love your senior quote btw. :D

I felt really warm and happy on the inside when Alfred asked if it rains on the brighter side.

very lovely! I won't mind seeing a sequel of this! <3

Re: Does it Rain on the Brighter Side? [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I would also like a sequel, anon. I want to see how their relationship develops starting from here...

OP here

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Whaa. I'm sorry for being so late here! I love you for filling this.

Matthew being the mother hen for Alfred was so sweet and sad. :[

It was so cute how Arthur helped Alfred bandaged up. Please do continue! I would so love to see what happens from there on as well as see all the other characters and see an angry Ivan going at it with Alfred on Monday>/s>

Writer!Anon-2nd fill

(Anonymous) 2010-10-25 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Right on it.

Second fill on the way! I will post up the first chapter sometime later.

Two Breaths Walking [1a/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Two Breaths Walking

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Really, what was up with Arthur?


Alfred had barely caught up with Arthur-hell for a person who had done rather poorly in sports, he was fast. He had tried to approaching Arthur ever since the first day of school and somehow Arthur liked to run-if not, insult.

He had also lost count on the number of times Arthur had attempted physical violence whenever Alfred had tried to even get near and surprised hugged him from the back-it seemed as if Arthur was hell bent on avoiding him for some reason.

Alfred couldn't figure out that part. Even his peers around him, when they heard that Alfred had decided (or more accurately, declared in the middle of the cafeteria outloud one day when Arthur civilly told him to 'stop bothering the fuck out of me, I don't need your sympathy') to make Arthur his friend by the end of the year, everyone had sincerely doubted his sanity.


Which didn't matter to Alfred. There was something that attracted him to Arthur.


(Maybe it was how often he had seen Arthur with that permanent scowl on his face, sitting alone during lunchtimes whlist he was surrounded by friends and cheerleaders wanting to talk to him, or how no one was willing to be Arthur's lab partner and how Arthur had simply brushed it off as if it was nothing and did his experiement on his own. Alfred volunteered to be his lab partner for the rest of the year after that session.)



He shut his locker door with a small bang. Love notes from the girls again. Alfred smiled slightly. He'd have to reject those. It was not as if the girls were not attractive, it was just that Alfred wasn't too sure about having a girlfriend just yet, and if he had one and she insisted on coming back home with him-

-Alfred stopped his thoughts here. He was fine without a girlfriend anyway, it didn't matter.

(There were some things better off not knowing-)




And besides, he liked how his life was going right now.


--

Re: Two Breaths Walking [1b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)

"-alright, got it. Sure thing." Pause, and then a click of tongue. "-yeah yeah got it, Mattie. It's not as if-" Alfred exhaled, sighing. "I know. Don't be such a worrywart! Sometimes I swear you are so damned naggy somtimes, like a mother." Laughter. "K, see you tomorrow buddy!"

Whew. Alfred's shoulders sagged down. Matthew was a good friend, but sometimes he could be rather paranoid. Then again, a snide voice piped up, He knows.

Alfred ignored that thought and slipped the phone back into his pocket. He should perhaps stop by the chinese takeaway shop first, and then head home-

-house. Alfred mentally corrected himself. Not home, house. Head back to the house. There was not any reason to call that 'house' a 'home'. He shook his head, clearing his thoughts.


Man, he was dwelling on things way too much.


"-oh my god!"


For the briefest of all instance Alfred stiffened up, eyes going wide. Had someone-?



-no. Alfred breathed in deeply. He was halluncinating. Too paranoid. That's why he hated thinking. Walking over to the alley, he found a woman standing there, a look of apparent shock on her face. She was pointing to a seated figure leaning against the wall.


Alfred turned, and his eyes immediately widen in recognition.


Arthur.


He ran up to Arthur, kneeling beside him, cursing. Shit, he didn't look too good. He placed two fingers on the base of Arthur's neck.

-Good. There was pulse, which meant that he was still alive, and his injuries didn't seem too bad to call up an ambulance either, but Alfred could not possibly leave him alone like that. The dark skies rumbled menacingly overhead.

.....there was only one option, which was to bring Arthur back to his house. Alfred frowned. He didn't like the idea of having someone else in his house with that person still in there.

-But there didn't seem like any much of a choice. Alfred sighed. Rolling up his sleeves, he slung an arm over Arthur and lifted him up. Assuring the lady that he would see to Arthur's injuries, Alfred began his way home with an unconcious Arthur.


-and perhaps, Alfred decided to put his optimism on others to good use on
himself, that nothing would happen or Arthur would remain like that until everything was over.



He didn't want pull Arthur to get hurt.



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A/N: 2nd!filler anon I hope it's up to standard!

Re: Two Breaths Walking [1b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not OP, but this looks really good! Can't wait for a continuation :)

Re: Two Breaths Walking [1b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh this is really good! Will be watching this one!!

I think im going to be saying this alot, but poor alfred :( poor arthur! :(

Re: Two Breaths Walking [1b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This looks really interesting.^^

Two Breaths Walking [2A/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-31 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)


Arthur woke up to a throbbing headache. He should have expected that it was a trap-which he did-but he had underestimated how many people the other gang had brought-small frys, they were. Arthur winced. His bandaged hand coming up to touch his cheek gingerly-



-wait. Banadage? Arthur froze for a moment. He immediately sat up from the bed (Since when was he on a bed? He had to be dreaming) and took a quick look around. The curtains were drawn and the lights were off, save for the table lamp. The room, he quickly realized much to his disapproval, was in a complete disarray. Random pieces of clothings were hastily strewn about on the floor. A huge poster of some American superhero hung far by the side of the room. Books-mostly comic books, were littered everywhere, on the floor, on the desk, on the bed-


-Aha. His eyes finally fell on to a very familar brown bomber jacket. Oh no. He had to be dreaming. This was pathetic. He was pathetic. Arthur snorted. Really. Alfred? It had to be a big joke. He glanced down at his bandaged hand. It was done rather amateurishly, clumsily wrapped around, and Arthur couldn't help but think that this would be just what exactly Alfred would do-



-and Arthur decided that when he woke up he was going home, and then find the french bastard later out to kill him to get over this feeling.


"SON OF A BITCH!"



Arthur's head snapped up immediately, startled. What the hell was happening? Were his brothers getting into a fight again? (It was dream, anything was possible-) No, it couldn't be. Even though muffled, Arthur could tell that it did not belong to any of his family member. (Perhaps he wasn't dreaming after all-)



Curiosity eventually got the better of him. Arthur stood up and walked as silently as he could over to the door, the yellings and noises becoming louder as he approached. Turning the doorknob, he opened the door slightly and peeked out.



"-you good for nothing, son of that useless cunt-" The larger man managed to say clearly, a hand gripping the back of the sofa, the other holding a beer bottle with a broken end. "-never should have married such a fucking whore who can't even bear me a fucking son alive-" he advanced towards a figure (Alfred? It had to be. But yet Arthur didn't want to believe that it was-) leaning heavily on to the wall, panting. as he swung his free hand across Alfred's face. "-you should just die. Never should have been born in the first place. That face you have there-" He grabbed Alfred up by his hair and yanked him up roughly. "-don't smile. You think you are that cocky, huh? Think again, brat. One day I am going to pick up that gun and kill you off. How would you like that, huh?" He slurred, before releasing Alfred and kicked him in his leg, standing up fully.



"-if you can, old man." Alfred managed to say after sometime, wiping away the blood away from his chapped lips, a bright smile spreading over his face. "-you can never get rid of your shining son. Dinner's done, dad. It's Mac and Cheese today!"



(Arthur felt the icy pit in his stomach grow. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck was Alfred saying. This was not normal. Why the hell was Alfred things like that as if it was normal. What the fuck was happening. He wanted to move and pull Alfred into safety-)



The man grunted in acknowledgement and moved unsteadily towards the kitchen. "-stuck with babysitting this little fucker-" Mutter.



At this point, Arthur gathered enough sense to immediately shut the door. He headed over to the bed and pulled the covers over his head, turning to the side, breathing hard. He didn't even realized that he had been holding his breath for the whole time.


What the fuck just happened? It had to be a dream. It had to be. Heaven had a twisted sense of humor for showing him something this sick.

Re: Two Breaths Walking [2b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-31 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
-but yet, it explained everything about Alfred. It explained why Alfred would sometimes arrive late, sporting bruises on the least likely of all places that didn't match up with his excuses he gave ("I was playing with my friend's golden retriever! He likes to pounce on people!" "Ahaha, I know, I know! But I kinda got these while playing football with my cousins. They play rough!"), why he had gave some vague answer and changed subjects immediately or go completely tight lipped whenever the topic of his family life was brought up, that quick falter of his goddamned sunny smile whenever the teachers said that Alfred's parents must really had been proud of him for doing so well-




-"Yo! Arthur? You awake?" Alfred strode in, cutting off Arthur's thoughts immediately. He was holding two mugs of hot chocolate in his hands. "Storm's starting up, so I made something hot!" He placed the mugs down on to the bedside table.



Arthur coughed, pretending to rise up of the bed. "It's hard to remain unconscious when you hear a terribly obnoxious sounding voice."


He wanted to hug Alfred and thread his hands through those blonde hair of his and tell him that everything was alright, but he didn't.


"Haha! I don't like your brows either but you have to thank me for waking you up with my awesome voice! It'd be troublesome for me if you remained unconscious, I don't want to lug your fatass over to the hospital!"



..Splutter. "Who are you calling fat and there's absolutely nothing wrong with my brows you git-"




"I was just joking! Okay, you are all back to normal now." Alfred pushed a cup into Arthur's hands. "Did you get into a fight again? Seriously, Arthur, you should stop fighting and get hurt..."



Arthur wasn't listening. He simply stared at Alfred in disbelief, as if he was some new species of human. Alfred was more worried about him than himself? His situation?



This was so screwed up.


"It's none of your business, worry about yourself more, Jones." He snapped back, glancing down at Alfred's new injuries. "I see you have gotten more." Perhaps Alfred could get this. Get at where Arthur was going.



"-yeah, yeah. I tripped on the staircase just now while getting you up. Don't worry! It's nothing too serious don't fuss too much over it-"


There was when Arthur snapped. He slammed the mug down on the table and socked Alfred in the jaw.



"-the fuck?" Alfred winced and cradled his jaw, giving Arthur a weird look. "Is this how you repay people when they rescue you off the streets--"


"Shut the fuck up." Arthur growled, his eyes flashing. He could not bear it. Alfred was acting like some happy normal person after something like that simply did not feel right at all. Any normal human being would have at least show some sign of by now so why was it that Alfred-



“You aren’t the one to talk. How can you act as if nothing had happened after-“ Arthur stopped, and grabbed Alfred’s wrist, standing. “Learn to lie better. Where’s your bathroom? We need to get those bruises attended to.” His tone took on a softer edge. “...wouldn’t want them to get too obvious, would you? The teachers might sniff out something suspicious.” He was not doing this for Alfred because how his heart was clenching for that prat.


Alfred stared at Arthur for one long moment before a slow, hesitant smile start to spread across his face, and then broke out into a bout of small chortles.“..You do have a funny sense of humor, Arthur.” He reached out and ruffled Arthur’s hair. “....But thanks.”


Arthur twitched visibly at Alfred’s action and grumbled slightly under his breath. “You are the weird one here.”


Pause.



“You’re...welcome.”

Re: Two Breaths Walking [2b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-31 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... I really like the way this is going. I just... felt very satisfied when Artie punched him in the jaw. It just seems like something he'd do. I also love your style, with all the pauses and parenthesis... Its very nice.

Re: Two Breaths Walking [2b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-31 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I really really like this story. thank you for updating so soon.^^

Re: Two Breaths Walking [2b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
ooh, i like this so far~ :3
i love how arthur wants to save alfred...it's very sweet. <3
i'm going to be stalking this~

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
haha, I really like where this is going and I really want to see how Arthur and Alfred's relationship will change after this (you know, assuming it does...).

Please update soon!

Re: Two Breaths Walking [2b/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
My heart has broken for these two. And the fact that Arthur doesn't seem to have anyone looking out for him/missing him at all besides Alfred makes me sad face like crazy.

Did you happen to name this fill after the Vocaloid song of the same name? Cuz that song is trés awesome.

Canada, Masturbation by abusing his Curl

(Anonymous) 2010-10-16 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go with my headcanon so I wish for Canada to masturbate by touching his curl alone.

Bonus: Someone (Nation A) is watching
Bonus 2: Canada screams someone else's name
Bonus3: That someone else is General Winter.

Better than Maple Syrup (1/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
America really didn’t know why he agreed to do this for France. Had he lost a bet? Really, he didn’t remember, but it was no skin off his nose. The Frenchman could have requested something much more perverted, anyway.

“Are you sure this will work, Alfred?” France mumbled to the nation ahead of him. America rolled his eyes.

“Yes, Francis. I’ve known Matt for longer than you have, and I know that after every first day of a conference he goes back to his room alone to get off, okay? If you just keep your mouth shut we won’t get caught and your perverted fantasies will be satisfied.” America said back to him, coming to a chain link fence. “Now, we have to jump this.”

“You want moi to hop a fence like some teenager?”

“Do you want this to happen? It’s not even that hard.” America demonstrated, grabbing on the some of the links near the top and hauling himself up, his sneakers hooking in to some of the holes between the links. He climbed a bit higher and swung a leg over the top. “Just make sure you hold on. You don’t want to smash your junk on a fence, y’know.” He said with a laugh, swinging the other leg over and then dropping to the ground. “Now you try.”

France huffed and copied the American, gripping the links and slowly making his way high enough to swing a leg over the top. Once France was down, America gave him a hard thump on the back.

“See, that wasn’t hard!” America’s thump nearly caused France to fall over, but he soon straightened up.

“Yes, well, I hope we won’t have to do that again on this little adventure?” he asked, brushing his shirt and pants off. He was glad that he chose to wear jeans. One of his elaborate outfits could have gotten ripped on the fence.

“Nope! It’s just a few windows down, actually!” America pointed, and France realized they were at the back of the hotel. “C’mon! I know where Matt’s room is.”America jogged ahead and France followed in his path, glancing warily into the shadows of the building.

“Francis!” Suddenly, America was much farther ahead of him and crouching in front of a window, pointing inside. “Francis, come here! He’s right here!” Stepping carefully as to avoid making much noise, France joined America at the window.

He nearly growled at the sight that came upon him. Canada was splayed out on his hotel bed wearing only boxers, a full body flush already coloring his skin. His violet eyes were closed, but his mouth hung open for a moment before he swept his tongue across his lips and began biting at them. Even through the window, France could hear the nation’s soft moans.

“This what you wanted?” America asked, cocky smirk evident in his voice. France only nodded, pressing his forehead to the glass and he repositioned himself on his knees. Canada’s boxers—white with little maple leaves on them, he noticed—were certainly not hiding anything. A prominent tent stretched the fabric slightly, distorting the little red leaves around his crotch. Keeping his gaze on the tented fabric France moaned, excited by the mere memory of how endowed his son was—if he could call Canada that.

The two voyeurs sat in silence for some time, trying to keep quiet enough to hear Canada through the glass. Though France was the one who wanted to come here in the first place, America couldn’t deny that the view was nice. Rather than stare at his brother’s crotch like France, America’s gaze travelled up Canada’s strong chest and arms, which were tense with arousal as he held himself up on the bed. America knew that he knew better than any nation how strong Canada really was, no matter what his meek and quiet personality said about him. As the two watched, transfixed, America began to realize something.

“Hey, why isn’t he touching himself?” America asked and France raised a hand to shush him, but lowered it, as he, too, realized that Canada’s hands hadn’t even touched his body yet. Still, the northern nation seemed to be focused solely on licking and gnawing at his lips. Maybe Canada had a kink for that?

“I..am not sure…” the Frenchman mumbled.

Better than Maple Syrup (2/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly, Canada let out a gasp and took in a great breath of air. He seemed to relax a bit, his chest heaving as if he had just run a marathon. His eyes fluttered open slightly—America and France sunk lower, just in case—revealing a dark, wanting purple gaze. That gaze didn’t flick to the window; however, it seemed to be focused on something directly in front of him. America saw something flash in the light.

“Whoa, Mattie!” he whispered, amazed. France snapped his head in the American’s direction, demanding an answer. America laughed. “Well, y’know that funny curl that always hangs off his head, like I have Nantucket?” he asked, motioning to his own fly-away hair. France nodded, his brows furrowing in confusion. “That must be why Matt’s so turned on! That thing is—aw, crap what’s it called again? Eragen-ero-Erogenous zone! It’s like a sweet spot for us. Like, if you touch it, we immediately get turned on! Everyone has one, I think.” America explained, turning back to the window. France only stared at him, aghast. “But damn, I never had the idea of using it to get off. I knew Matt was a closet pervert like you and Arthur! Well, not you, really, but still.”

Finally, France turned back to the window. Just like America explained, Canada had reached up to grab the now wet hair and began to stroke it, curling it around his fingers and rubbing it against his thumb. As the speed of the strokes increased, so did Canada’s volume. Soon the two nations could hear loud, drawn out moans even through the glass. America had to wonder what the people in the other rooms thought.

Canada moved his second hand off the bed to join the first. He developed a pattern; the index finger of one hand would twirl the air around and around until it was completely wound up. Then, with slow tugs, he would pull that hand away and let the hair unravel. As it became longer, his other hand would stroke along the exposed portion. With the boy’s moans drifting through that air, France gave in and started kneading himself. Even through the denim and cotton underwear, the friction was glorious. He considered unzipping himself when Canada’s slim hips began to buck and thrust in the air. With a quick glance to his left he saw America in a relatively similar condition. America suddenly shushed France, even though the other hadn’t said anything.

“Ah! Ohhh...d-dad, please…” Canada murmured, and France immediately halted his kneading and slowly tuned his head to America, who did the same. Neither said a word, and eventually France turned back to the view. Perhaps he had just imagined it…

A loud moan ripped itself from Canada’s lips. “Daddy! Please, I can’t stand it! Ahh…”

France had to admit, he almost fell back onto the ground at his son’s words, but managed to retain his dignity. He did not turn to look at America, but felt a furious blush on his cheeks.

“Hot damn, Matt’s kinky as hell!” America chuckled, repositioning himself so that he knees were spread on the ground. “I’m sorry, Francis, I know you were originally coming here to be a voyeur for yourself but this is just way too hot.” He said, unbuttoning and unzipping his jeans. Without hesitation, America pulled his hardened member out and began stroking himself.

France was mildly surprised, but shrugged it off. America was right; might as well enjoy the show, especially if it was about him. In seconds, France had also freed himself from his jeans and was palming his own erection.

Both knew that Canada was close—his hips pistoning at a rapid pace and his erratic breathing gave it away. The nation moaned ‘dad’ or ‘daddy’ a few more times, but then, out of nowhere, scrambled to the end of the bed and began fumbling with his boxers. The sudden movement shocked the two voyeurs, but Canada hadn’t seemed to notice them. Canada yanked off the fabric as if his life depended on it and then lay back completely on the bed, hard cock bobbing in the air as he shook and continued to stroke his curl.

Better than Maple Syrup (3/3 +Notes)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
“Ah, ah, d-daddy, I can’t—! Oh, Arthur!” Canada screamed, and reached down to his member just as he came. His release splattered all over his stomach, and he pumped himself a few times afterwards, milking every drop to sustain the orgasmic high. With another few stokes America came with a grunt and satisfied sigh, lowering himself slowly to the ground to bask in the afterglow.

Francis did also come soon after Canada, but didn’t feel the same satisfaction that America did. Canada—his Matthieu—hadn’t been fantasizing about him, but his other father, if one could call England that. The Frenchman was flabbergasted.

A soft ‘zip’ brought him back to reality as America tucked himself back into his jeans. “Francis? Uhh…I’m sure that wasn’t what you were expecting, but you got a good show, right?” America offered a weak smile and pat on the shoulder before standing and stretching his limbs. “Ahh! I really need to hook up with Mattie again soon; it’s been way too long.” He said, mostly to himself as he pushed his hands into his pockets and made his way back in the direction of the fence.

Still feeling disheartened, Francis tucked himself back in to his jeans and zipped up, standing to follow America, but then an idea struck him.

Amérique.” he called, causing the other nation to stop and turn at the mention of his name, “What do you think about a foursome?”

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I’m not the original anon who offered to fill this, but I couldn’t resist. Was written on a whim in about an hour and a half and I’m pretty happy with it. I love Canada and England/Canada, so I jump at every chance to write more of it ;)

Hope everyone enjoys!

Re: Better than Maple Syrup (3/3 +Notes)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
England/Canada-loving anon enjoyed this fill a lot :D Thank you, author!anon!

OP

(Anonymous) 2010-10-29 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you Anon... it was hot.

Your description of Hair-play was sexy, ... and you made two voyeurs instead of one! Happy OP is happy.
It was awesome, Poor Francis thinking that Canada was gasping about him when we all know England is more hot I laughed at the end. England/Canada as a somewhat requited is always welcome.

yess a foursome would be nice...

Re: Better than Maple Syrup (3/3 +Notes)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, poor France! This was hot anon. :)

Re: Better than Maple Syrup (3/3 +Notes)

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
haha! hot and sexy--is it bad that I laughed loudly when it was Arthur who was "Daddy"?

Re: Better than Maple Syrup (3/3 +Notes)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
;_; So much win. +100 internets.

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