I would like to point out at this point that under normal circumstances, he falls asleep immediately. That is not the case today.
After a serene, wonderful, silent moment, he whispers, "Did it work?"
"... did what work?"
"The experiment."
I sigh, for what feels like the thousandth time this week. "Not exactly. Your clothes sort of went invisible, except that they disappeared completely."
He sits up. "Whaaaat?!? This is great! This is progress! This is awesome!"
I pull him down again. "We can't have sex if you're invisible."
"Oh, but we totally can. It would be amazing."
"Ah. Well, I'll do what you Americans do. I'll, whatsit, what is it called? Your President does it."
"Kick ass?"
"No, no. I think I've got it. Veto. No sex when you're invisible."
Needless to say, Alfred has never been and will never be invisible.
*I would just like to point out that Mattie has got to be shivering in the corner the entire time, cursing his Canadian heritage. I also would like to apologize for not following the prompt exactly: Alfred apparently didn't notice, so it’s hard for him to react, exactly... Darnitall. Sincerely stoked if you wonderful Anons read and review.
Hey! Sorry to take so long. The double post in the middle of THE REALLY IMPORTANT SCENE (*cough*) threw me off, so I had to wait until it was fixed and then reread it all.
This was a VERY cute fill and I enjoyed it thoroughly! But silly Arthur, doesn't he know invisibility can be fun sexually? Imagine what they could do with no one the wiser! I think the best part, though, was Alfred's train of thought being derailed by sex and not even noticing that his experiment removed all his clothes until later. There was something even everyday about it? One can only imagine how life with Mad Scientist!Alfred is...
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COMPLETE ENDING NUMERO UNO
(Anonymous) 2013-01-31 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)After a serene, wonderful, silent moment, he whispers, "Did it work?"
"... did what work?"
"The experiment."
I sigh, for what feels like the thousandth time this week. "Not exactly. Your clothes sort of went invisible, except that they disappeared completely."
He sits up. "Whaaaat?!? This is great! This is progress! This is awesome!"
I pull him down again. "We can't have sex if you're invisible."
"Oh, but we totally can. It would be amazing."
"Ah. Well, I'll do what you Americans do. I'll, whatsit, what is it called? Your President does it."
"Kick ass?"
"No, no. I think I've got it. Veto. No sex when you're invisible."
Needless to say, Alfred has never been and will never be invisible.
~END~
A!A's silly notes
(Anonymous) 2013-01-31 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)I also would like to apologize for not following the prompt exactly: Alfred apparently didn't notice, so it’s hard for him to react, exactly... Darnitall.
Sincerely stoked if you wonderful Anons read and review.
<3s, A!A
Re: A!A's silly notes
(Anonymous) 2013-02-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)!!!! flabbergasted
(Anonymous) 2013-02-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)Re: COMPLETE ENDING NUMERO UNO
(Anonymous) 2013-02-14 09:14 am (UTC)(link)This was a VERY cute fill and I enjoyed it thoroughly! But silly Arthur, doesn't he know invisibility can be fun sexually? Imagine what they could do with no one the wiser! I think the best part, though, was Alfred's train of thought being derailed by sex and not even noticing that his experiment removed all his clothes until later. There was something even everyday about it? One can only imagine how life with Mad Scientist!Alfred is...