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2012-10-21 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
(This is a model request. Please follow this format when requesting yourself: Pairing/character(s) and kink/prompt in subject line, BRIEF elaboration in message -- stay under 200 words and 3 bonuses. Historical background or definition of words, which can be removed without changing the prompt itself, won't count toward the limit.)
I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.
Germany/Any (or Germany/None) - drinking beer and relaxing
(Anonymous) 2012-11-21 01:33 am (UTC)(link)Germany seems like he's so tense most of the time, so anon would love to see a fill where he just kicks back, loosens up, and drinks a nice, relaxing beer. This could be an after-meeting meet-at-a-bar type thing, or someone forcibly dragging him out to relax, or, well anything! Just show him letting his hair down a little. (He has to let his guard down sometime, right?)
Any pairing is okay, having no pairings are okay, go wild!
Any pairing is okay, having no pairings are okay, go wild!
Whatever reason you like, but an accident causes England to think he is different Shakespeare characters depending on which Nation he is with.
With America, England thinks he is Romeo and America is Juliet to America ever annoyance
Rest for nations, surprise me!
With America, England thinks he is Romeo and America is Juliet to America ever annoyance
Rest for nations, surprise me!
Greece either playing with or licking/biting Japan's nipples.
Bonus if he's trying to get some sort of specific reaction out of Japan.
Another bonus if Japan comes just from that.
Bonus if he's trying to get some sort of specific reaction out of Japan.
Another bonus if Japan comes just from that.
America trying to make Norway laugh at any cost.
Smut/fluff/it's all good.
Smut/fluff/it's all good.
England/any - his brothers get chatty with his one night stand
(Anonymous) 2012-11-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)After a few drinks, England takes another nation home for a bit of how's-your-father. In the morning his lover is not in bed when he wakes up and England assumes s/he left. He goes downstairs to find his lover in the kitchen having breakfast with Scotland and Wales. Scotland and Wales proceed to embarrass the shit out of him by doing things like expressing surprise that he bagged such a hottie, asking his lover if England still farts in bed, scolding England for not getting up early and making his lover breakfast etc.
Bonus: England and the other nation have been together for a while, but he never brought him/her home because he knew this would happen.
Bonus 2: The other nation regrets the one night stand and was actually trying to sneak out when Scotland and Wales spotted him/her.
Bonus: England and the other nation have been together for a while, but he never brought him/her home because he knew this would happen.
Bonus 2: The other nation regrets the one night stand and was actually trying to sneak out when Scotland and Wales spotted him/her.
(Oh my God, we can request again)
So, I've seen a whole heck of a lot of Mafia!Italy/Romano stories and art. Where's the love for all the other, mainland groups? You've got the 'Ndrangheta, Sacra Corona Unita, Stidda, Basilischi, the Mala del Brenta; and especially the Camorra, the oldest, strongest group of the lot, based in Naples.
How do the crime groups and Nations interact? Do the Italies go to them when they want something done under the table, but really spend most of their time trying to fight them with the Carabinieri (Italian police)? Do they never cooperate with them? Are they directly involved in some of the illegal activities?
Tell me, Anons.
Bonuses:
1. Other Italian Nations make an appearance- Seborga, San Marino, the Vatican, Sicily, and/or Sardinia.
2. The Mala del Brenta is the newest Italian organized crime group, started in the 1980s and 90s through the unification of the Veneto (Venetian) region criminals by a man named Felice "Angel Face" Maniero- who is ALWAYS. SMILING. Just how much and in what way is Feliciano involved in this?
3. If Sicily shows up, she is a Mafia-hating woman.
So, I've seen a whole heck of a lot of Mafia!Italy/Romano stories and art. Where's the love for all the other, mainland groups? You've got the 'Ndrangheta, Sacra Corona Unita, Stidda, Basilischi, the Mala del Brenta; and especially the Camorra, the oldest, strongest group of the lot, based in Naples.
How do the crime groups and Nations interact? Do the Italies go to them when they want something done under the table, but really spend most of their time trying to fight them with the Carabinieri (Italian police)? Do they never cooperate with them? Are they directly involved in some of the illegal activities?
Tell me, Anons.
Bonuses:
1. Other Italian Nations make an appearance- Seborga, San Marino, the Vatican, Sicily, and/or Sardinia.
2. The Mala del Brenta is the newest Italian organized crime group, started in the 1980s and 90s through the unification of the Veneto (Venetian) region criminals by a man named Felice "Angel Face" Maniero- who is ALWAYS. SMILING. Just how much and in what way is Feliciano involved in this?
3. If Sicily shows up, she is a Mafia-hating woman.
Denmark being self involved, after all, what a man.
Bonus: Denmark's hair is so big because it's full of tiny fjords.
Bonus: Denmark's hair is so big because it's full of tiny fjords.
For some reason this anon finds the mental image of a guy standing at the sink shaving to be exceedingly hot (maybe it's cause it's like a little reminder of manliness, who knows!) And it seems like the vast majority of Hetalia characters are clean-shaven...so anon would love to see a fill in which a male character shaves his face.
Fic fill, art fill - anything! I'd seriously <3 you forever!
Anon is partial to the Nordics, Russia, and Canada, but any character is fine.
Fic fill, art fill - anything! I'd seriously <3 you forever!
Anon is partial to the Nordics, Russia, and Canada, but any character is fine.
because both are were bed-wetters
Spain finds some tasty lube and decides to experiment around with it.
France giving a blowjob while wearing glasses; England comes on his face (and said glasses). Inspired by this official art from the calender:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpnrePTUv1r60d5lo1_1280.jpg
Bonus: England licks them clean.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpnrePTUv1r60d5lo1_1280.jpg
Bonus: England licks them clean.
I've seen a lot of fics where Italy or anyone really is experienced and shows Germany or fem!Germany the ropes. I want the opposite. I don't care who the other person is.
FemChina/FemAmerica, humiliation ageplay. Lady China putting that gosh darned whelp Lady American in her place as a young nation through some ageplay domination.
So basically some good ol' fashioned UKxUS fluff, but in winter-format. As in, sharing scarves, sipping hot-cocoa, walking through Christmas markets... etcetera. The reason for the order isn't because I want America to be uke-ish, but I find that people who set the 'order' as such tend to get his dorky side better. And I do love his dorkiness.
No smut please.
Bonus: America complaining about thick clothing, and England makes a lewd joke about taking it off, but doesn't follow through with it because they're in public and he doesn't want America to get cold.
No smut please.
Bonus: America complaining about thick clothing, and England makes a lewd joke about taking it off, but doesn't follow through with it because they're in public and he doesn't want America to get cold.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6B499B1018CAA84A
In recent updates of HetaHazard, America and France went on ahead and encountered Prussia, who's flipping out and England and Canada were left behind at the mine carts because they passed out. At one point, America also says "daddy", but it's not made clear why he said that.
Perhaps a fill where something happens to America and France, and England and Canada eventually start worrying enough to go on ahead after them (and maybe save them from something)? FACE family fluff with some drama?
Bonus: at some point America shouts for England, referring to him as "dad".
In recent updates of HetaHazard, America and France went on ahead and encountered Prussia, who's flipping out and England and Canada were left behind at the mine carts because they passed out. At one point, America also says "daddy", but it's not made clear why he said that.
Perhaps a fill where something happens to America and France, and England and Canada eventually start worrying enough to go on ahead after them (and maybe save them from something)? FACE family fluff with some drama?
Bonus: at some point America shouts for England, referring to him as "dad".
We know that America has insecurities about being inadequate (history wise) compared to the other countries. Let's expand on this. I don't want just the inadequacy but the focus on feeling as tho every other single country hates him.
Bonus 1: Show him using normal day to day contact to prove/verify the hatred towards himself.
Bonus 2: What his comfort activity/escape? (no video games please)
I don't care if there is a pairing or not or even if you want to make it a tragic traumatizing no happy ending. I just want to see some ideas :D
Bonus 1: Show him using normal day to day contact to prove/verify the hatred towards himself.
Bonus 2: What his comfort activity/escape? (no video games please)
I don't care if there is a pairing or not or even if you want to make it a tragic traumatizing no happy ending. I just want to see some ideas :D
The other day I saw a UK/US picture where Arthur was Iron man and Alfred was Captain America and I would love too see a fanfic with that. Uk/Us story with Alfred as Captain America, and Arthur being the British Iron Man.
B1: Peter is Spiderman
B2: If Mathew was the Hulk
B3: Jarvis instead having british accent, has American accent
B1: Peter is Spiderman
B2: If Mathew was the Hulk
B3: Jarvis instead having british accent, has American accent
By any, anon means anything... (even NZ/sheep is good). Whether the somewhat-busy pair decides to act decent(or flustered at being caught in the act), or subsequently ignoring the person who just walked in on them, or even yelling to give them some privacy please is up to the anon.
Oh, and the boss/human reacts to what he/she sees. Be it just being petrified, drinking oneself to oblivion and hoping it was just a dream, or even going to make artwork or literary pieces about..that. Or maybe having a nice chat with their psychiatrist.
Anon prefers pairs that will shock/surprise the reader. So life-long enemies, objects, and whatnot XD
Bonus 1: Use of the line "it's just the -insert country-'s president/prime minister"
Bonus 2: the setting is in the private office/study of the human, or somewhere where people will really get caught, because the pair wants to be caught, or didn't bother to care where they go and do.
Bonus 3: second time's the charm ^_~
Oh, and the boss/human reacts to what he/she sees. Be it just being petrified, drinking oneself to oblivion and hoping it was just a dream, or even going to make artwork or literary pieces about..that. Or maybe having a nice chat with their psychiatrist.
Anon prefers pairs that will shock/surprise the reader. So life-long enemies, objects, and whatnot XD
Bonus 1: Use of the line "it's just the -insert country-'s president/prime minister"
Bonus 2: the setting is in the private office/study of the human, or somewhere where people will really get caught, because the pair wants to be caught, or didn't bother to care where they go and do.
Bonus 3: second time's the charm ^_~
America accidentally killing another Nation with his strength and traumatized even though the death isn’t permanent. Could be as innocent as slapping someone on the back so hard they fly across the room or a too-tight hug, just lots of America horror.
These days a yellow rose is most commonly associated with friendship. It used to symbolize infidelity, jealousy, and dying love.
One Nation presents a yellow rose to his/her lover, thinking they'll understand the words he/she cannot say. The other Nations thinks it's sweet to get a flower meaning friendship from their lover.
One Nation presents a yellow rose to his/her lover, thinking they'll understand the words he/she cannot say. The other Nations thinks it's sweet to get a flower meaning friendship from their lover.
For whatever reason, England and Belgium (who are in a relationship) have been separated -- it could be the time she's spending living in France/Spain/Austria's houses. Maybe it's WW1, or WW2, or even during the Napoleonic time period. Maybe it's the 1600s or the 1700s and England has finally returned to the Continent after a long stint in North America.
They haven't seen each other for a long time, pined for each other like a freaking forest, and when they're finally reunited, they have romantic sex with lots of "I missed you so much" and "don't ever leave me like that again," etc.
Bonus: They never say "I love you" during the sex, but they don't need to.
They haven't seen each other for a long time, pined for each other like a freaking forest, and when they're finally reunited, they have romantic sex with lots of "I missed you so much" and "don't ever leave me like that again," etc.
Bonus: They never say "I love you" during the sex, but they don't need to.
Any two nations in a relationship involving consensual pet play. Here's a link describing it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay#BDSM_Puppy_Play.
Non-sexual is preferred but either is fine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay#BDSM_Puppy_Play.
Non-sexual is preferred but either is fine
Alfred finds out that Arthur fears clowns, and decides to dress up as a clown for sex in hopes to cure his fear.
Bonus for having Alfred honk his nose or use it in kinky ways, or bringing out kinky clown toys!
Bonus for having Alfred honk his nose or use it in kinky ways, or bringing out kinky clown toys!
Basically what is says on the tin. England has a size kink that he doesn't know he has but becomes increasingly obvious to a few random partners he sleeps with. Whether random partners ahare that kink, take advantage or whether it makes them insecure or whatever else is up to you. Who his partners are are up to you as well (but if you can squeeze in Germany/England there and maybe random Russia/England, that would be awesome)!
Aaaand if you can somehow put wallsex, tree-sex, and/or sex against whatever variety of flat (or non flat) surfaces that would otherwise not be used as a bed-replacement for the bonus, that would be grand, that would.
Aaaand if you can somehow put wallsex, tree-sex, and/or sex against whatever variety of flat (or non flat) surfaces that would otherwise not be used as a bed-replacement for the bonus, that would be grand, that would.
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