“—and that is why” the female presenter on screen said, seeming to have just finished a report “the Mayan prophecy was complete and utter bullcr-“
Suddenly the female’s voice and image was cut off screen by an alarm sound and the words ‘Special Report’ flashing up on screen, seeming to have been written with pen on a card.
A voice broke through the noise, distinctly non-American but trying to put the accent on. “Hello…” the voice paused and a whisper could be heard “what’s the line say?” “Don’t talk to me, just say it!” another voice, hushed and annoyed said. “Fine, no need to get snappy! Hello… de-weds?” “You said it wrong, it’s ‘dudes’, twpsyn.” “Oh, geez a gobble, you son of a bitch, anyway, a story from England” from the side there was a small whisper of “bastard better appreciate this…”
Another voice took over and the image changed, this time to a crappy image seemingly filmed by a very unsteady cam-corder, probably handheld. The image was of a model-building, zoomed into to look like a normal one, despite the fact you could see the edges clearly due to the jittery camera showing the grass behind it.
“C-currently in L-london” a stuttering voice said slowly “there are large riots in the streets following the 2012 scare” There was a pause then a hushed “it’s your cue!” “Oh, right!” another higher voice chimed in. Then the sounds of somebody trying to act like a crowd came through, badly acted voices and sound effects included. Just when England-cat thought it couldn’t get any worse a match was lit and put on the model house, which caught immediately and started burning like the paper and cardboard cut-out it was.
“We need help, England needs help…” there was a dramatic pause then, “we need a hero!”
Then the report went out again as quickly as it had come on and everything continued as if nothing had happened.
There was a moment of silence. England-cat would have face-palmed if it didn’t mean scratching his own face. That had been… “Oh my god!” America suddenly shouted, shocking England-cat, “England’s in trouble, I gotta help him!”
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All Cats are British in the Dark [Part 5d/5]
(Anonymous) 2012-12-21 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)Suddenly the female’s voice and image was cut off screen by an alarm sound and the words ‘Special Report’ flashing up on screen, seeming to have been written with pen on a card.
A voice broke through the noise, distinctly non-American but trying to put the accent on.
“Hello…” the voice paused and a whisper could be heard “what’s the line say?”
“Don’t talk to me, just say it!” another voice, hushed and annoyed said.
“Fine, no need to get snappy! Hello… de-weds?”
“You said it wrong, it’s ‘dudes’, twpsyn.”
“Oh, geez a gobble, you son of a bitch, anyway, a story from England” from the side there was a small whisper of “bastard better appreciate this…”
Another voice took over and the image changed, this time to a crappy image seemingly filmed by a very unsteady cam-corder, probably handheld. The image was of a model-building, zoomed into to look like a normal one, despite the fact you could see the edges clearly due to the jittery camera showing the grass behind it.
“C-currently in L-london” a stuttering voice said slowly “there are large riots in the streets following the 2012 scare” There was a pause then a hushed “it’s your cue!”
“Oh, right!” another higher voice chimed in. Then the sounds of somebody trying to act like a crowd came through, badly acted voices and sound effects included.
Just when England-cat thought it couldn’t get any worse a match was lit and put on the model house, which caught immediately and started burning like the paper and cardboard cut-out it was.
“We need help, England needs help…” there was a dramatic pause then, “we need a hero!”
Then the report went out again as quickly as it had come on and everything continued as if nothing had happened.
There was a moment of silence. England-cat would have face-palmed if it didn’t mean scratching his own face. That had been…
“Oh my god!” America suddenly shouted, shocking England-cat, “England’s in trouble, I gotta help him!”