Two long hours, a broken pipe, a water leakage, a late-night call out to the plumber (who said he could stop the water leaking but not fix the washing machine until the next day) later…
“Heh…” came a rather cocky yet irritated smirk from a certain Englishman.
“Not a word…” “How could I not say anything about that!? I told you it wouldn’t work and now you just made me have to pay out forty bloody quid’s worth of repairs because you can’t control your super-strength!” “It’s not my fault my manly muscles are so awesome that even my own inventions break under my grip. Besides,” America smirked “who wanted me to use all that ‘super-strength’ earlier on?”
A deep blush and then an indignant shout which surely reverberated off the walls.
“You wanker!” “Dude, seriously stop shouting!”
Sound familiar? After a few more jabs at each other, America, rather surprisingly asked a good question.
“Why can’t we just sleep on the bed without the sheet?” “Because I will not sleep on a bed without a sheet” “Why do you only have one sheet?” “Because I find having loads of unnecessary cloth around the house, getting dusty is a waste of space and good fabric! Stop questioning me!”
With that England stomped rather loudly out of the living-room and holed up in the bathroom, curling in on himself trying to calm himself down.
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On Rather Soapy Rocks [Part 3]
(Anonymous) 2012-12-03 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)“Heh…” came a rather cocky yet irritated smirk from a certain Englishman.
“Not a word…”
“How could I not say anything about that!? I told you it wouldn’t work and now you just made me have to pay out forty bloody quid’s worth of repairs because you can’t control your super-strength!”
“It’s not my fault my manly muscles are so awesome that even my own inventions break under my grip. Besides,” America smirked “who wanted me to use all that ‘super-strength’ earlier on?”
A deep blush and then an indignant shout which surely reverberated off the walls.
“You wanker!”
“Dude, seriously stop shouting!”
Sound familiar? After a few more jabs at each other, America, rather surprisingly asked a good question.
“Why can’t we just sleep on the bed without the sheet?”
“Because I will not sleep on a bed without a sheet”
“Why do you only have one sheet?”
“Because I find having loads of unnecessary cloth around the house, getting dusty is a waste of space and good fabric! Stop questioning me!”
With that England stomped rather loudly out of the living-room and holed up in the bathroom, curling in on himself trying to calm himself down.