hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 15

Turkey and Poland in a romantic relationship, munching on national sweets of either country and gossiping about other nations.

If you do decide to have 'he's sleeping with her' gossip, I'd prefer it if you didn't include majorly popular pairings, more ones that would make Turkey go 'omg no wai, rly?'

And please keep Poland's valley girl speak minimal, meaning not a 'like' in every sentence :)

Since they have historical basis together, I would like Turkey to start courting Hungary.

He knows that she once had manly tendencies, and actually quite liked her rowdy self from before, and he accepts it as part of her (not just the nice sweet woman she is now). He just loves and is charmed by all sides of her.

I'd like Hungary to have (and have had) feelings for him, but is split between the woman she is now and the memories of her past as conqueror and fighter, wondering what Turkey sees in her.

I'd like them to end up together in the end. Romance, banter between them, competitive in their relationship, hot smex ~~with both trying to top, and Turkey lavishing Hungary with attention~~... everything goes :)

Bonus 1 - Poland and Italy as Hungary's best friends and confidants. Both start unsure about Turkey and his motives, but end up being supportive.
Bonus 2 - mentions of Hungary's past relationships (Austria, Prussia) and their importance in her life.
Bonus 3 - since I can't keep my requests Italy-free, some side Random Nation/Italy romance would be rather appreciated.

As we know, Belarus wants her brother very much but he's not willing to please. So to get her fix, she snicks into his lovers/minions/what-have-yous' beds after he's done having sex with them and left, to lick them clean of her beloved brother's semen. ~~Bonus for sticking her tongue into Latvia's ass.~~

I want it to be ceepy, obsessive but hot.

Op would like punky teenage Prussia and akward teenage Austria basicly doing what teenagers do best, getting really horny making out in the back seat of Prussia's car (on Austia's bed works too if that's more your style). Focus should be on decriptive kissing/necking so no sex-sex please, op would prefer if they were both (mostly) clothed throught, but they can certianly get off in "other ways".

Bonus points for:

1. Prussia's multiple ear piercings are an erogenous zone (ear licking is <3)
2. Austria is/was recently dating Hungary but kissing her has never made him hot like this.
3. Prussia takes great pleasure in messing up Austria's pristene hair/school uniform.

Yes, this does have something to do with watching "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" last night. >.>

I want to see something concerning any nation of your choice getting younger and younger. Bonus if it ends bittersweet.

One day, America wakes up and feels bigger somehow.
He pays it no mind, and the rest of the world decides that maybe it's just America's growing economy or something. Even England and France don't notice anything amiss.

Until the group of Commonwealth nations ask why there's no 'Canada' on the updated world map.
And why America's flag now 63 stars has instead of it's usual 50.

Reason: Canada's been forgotten so many times that he decided to hand over his government to American officials, and vanish for good. He's sure America'd do a better job anyway.
(The star thing is because of Canada's ten provinces and three territories that would be added onto America's 50 states.)

A happy ending would be awesome anons! But angst is probably a must in any case X3

BONUS: Canada's still 'alive', much like Prussia and Romano, and has been hanging about the basement/freezer of another commonwealth nation.

Through some sort of accident, historical or not, France is blind and won't get his eyesight back. He's functional in this state, but still misses the things he could do that he cannot anymore. His family gives him support. Angst and fluff are absolute musts. The rest is up to anon.

~~Sex is fine, but I don't want threesomes or foursomes...~~

Tomorrow, Mother Mary Mackillop will be made Australia's first saint! As of such, thousands of Australians are traveling to Italy for pilgrimage.

And thus, the two Italies and Australia would be hanging out, having a wild time, charming the pants off everyone in their path.

Bonus 1) They already adore Australia, (Lots of Australians are of Italian descent, in particular of South Italian descent)
Bonus 2) constantly reminding Australia 'Stop that, this X is older than you.'

Licking/sucking them during sex, preferably Prussia wearing said dog tags. XD

Bonuses:
1. Witty banter
2. Plot

Easily satisfied!anon is easily satisfied ~

LONG PROMPT IS LONG
So I just made some random doodles and a small prompt came through my head:

Its AU (steampunk specifically, but doesn't have to be) Francis is a rich merchant who is a fantastic wine expert and has a small underground business of potions/elixirs of various sorts. One day, his son Matthew contracts a incurable sickness and is near death.

Lo and behold, desperate Francis does everything in his power to make an elixir of life, very taboo/playing God. He does manage to make it, but has to keep it secret or else be prosecuted/executed,etc. Life goes on as normal (except that Matthew has to have a daily dose of the elixir lest he perishes!)

Cue snoopy British man or any other Nation, up to the author, who has heard of this underground business Francis is running and is very snoopy and suspicious indeed

everything else is up to author, add any other subplots/Nations/anything! I just had that in mind, HAVE FUN I GUESS

Russia and America are an item have been for a while. It's Russia's birthday and America is stumped as to what to get him that she hasn't already. Then she remembers a secret desire of his that she'd somehow stumbled upon but never let him know she knew about it. Cue her inviting his sisters over for a little playtime with him watching and eventually participating.

Shy/unsure America (she has really done this before) but she's into it. The sisters are eager, lavishing her with attention. What they do to her is up to you thought I would love the use of strap ons (bonus for them DPing her with them) they can play with each other too of course.

When Russia joins in I'd rather him not penetrate anyone other then America and no pegging on him. Any other sort of play between himself and his sisters is acceptable and encouraged!

Mostly just looking for something fun and sexy please.

Germany and Italy are having some really kinky sex with possibly some BDSM. Then Romano wanders in and assumes that Germany is in fact raping Italy. Whatever happens after that is up to you!

The nations are normal humans that once a month hold a representation of a meeting where all pretend to be nations. Then they go away to their homes and normal lives.

Bonus. All of them get something out of it; for example, Ivan could be beaten down by everybody around him and being Russia allows him to be the big threatening guy, the one giving the orders; or Francis be really introverted and being France allows him to be forward with touch and interacting with a lot of people. Natalya is in love with her brother and this is the only way in which she can show her true feelings and not creep her brother out (so Ivan thinks it’s all a game and plays along faking terror, but truly loves his little sister like a sister). Etc.

Bonus. Peter Kirkland, Arthur’s little brother, has grown up believing the charade and truly believes they are who they say they are, and that he’s the nation of Sealand.

Bonus. Some of them start to retire from the meetings as they overcome their life’s problems, maybe on their own, maybe with some of their “nation” partners. Some characters can hang out outside their “meetings”

I want to see a crossover between Hetalia and Temeraire, because nothing is more awesome than nations and dragons.

Bonuses:

- England's take on the events from Empire of Ivory
- China or France's feelings about Lien
- One of the captains ends up falling in love with their nation (England/Laurence anyone? It's practically canon) and their dragon gets jealous

The Commonwealth of Nations is a club headed by England. Alfred finds out about it and feels left out since Canada and Australia are there. He decides to make his own club with his states (and also kidnapping Canada). Hilarity ensues. Iggy realizes how left out he feels and makes him feel better...somehow.

Bonus: Alfred tries to start a riot in Iggy's clubhouse. Ireland and Scotland are the first to join him in tearing it apart.

Bonus 2: Lots of California (and New York). She's secretly a gangster...but still a valley girl.

America’s lover licks and kisses all over America’s body, and every single part tastes of something different: of the smells and things associated with the state they represent. Last is Florida, of courseXD

Bonus. You include some geographical taste detail like that about his lover too, be it England, France or Russia.

Oh, how do I put this...

So France and England are having sex and suddenly England wraps France's hair around his dick to stimulate himself, and France keeps trying to get him out because he doesn't want semen in his hair, but England just laughs and keeps going.

Bonus: In the end France is in front of mirror trying to get the cum out his hair, while England tries to seduce him and tell him to "punish" him, but France ignores him caring more about his silky French locks.

England's always talking about how he'll rip out France's beard. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Bonus if you make it sexy...somehow >.>

Requesting England leaving France behind on the beach at Dunkirk.

I'd just like to see how their day would look together (calling each other, sleepovers, dates, sex?) You can include anything you want.

Bonus: Finland/Lithuania as a side pairing (I can't be the only one to think that Finland looks impressed with Lithuania in this one strip!)

This Paris-loving anon has heard a lot about Paris being the city of love…show me!

There’s a world meeting scheduled in Paris, and the Bad Touch Trio plot to spread the romance among the other nations…France enlists his friends’ help to make everybody fall in love while the meeting takes place…

Lots of romance in the city of Paris! It’d be great if you could incorporate the city into the scenes: one couple falls in love on top of the Eiffel Tower, another overlooking the city at Sacre Coeur’s stairs, another having an exquisite dinner in a restaurant…and another gets helped by some random French people who are as romance-oriented as their nation!

Bonus. Rare couples that aren’t totally out there but make a lot of sense. The Bad Touch Trio also plan to romance away their love interests, and they aren’t who you’d expect! (that means no Spamano and PruHun/PruAus/Germancest).

Bonus. Tremendous love for France/Germany especially ^^

Exactly what it says.

Sweden's whole distorted way of speaking stemmed from some sort of trauma. It could have been anything that would cause odd speech. After taking the time to think that maybe Sweden has a reason for not wanting to say much and sounding like something broken, any nation tries to help him get comfortable with talking again, even though Sweden doesn't like to speak and is really difficult to understand, and they attempt to push him back into society and make friends with others.

Bonus 1: That 'any nation' is someone who's not Finland, preferably America.

Thank you! :)

I guess it could be a size kink. So I want them two, having sex obviously. And iggy loving the size of Sweden, in all senses. They can be in a relationship already or not, whatever the author wants. I think this pairing is rare, so I would love this. Please make itsexy
bonus: Sweden has a peircing down there ;)
bonus: multiple positions, one of them being doggystyle

America and Russia are nowadays in a very happy relationship.

But something makes old Russia’s selves appear suddenly in the present during a meeting: Russian Empire and Soviet Russia.

The first is America’s best friend but can’t even fathom bedding him as he’s a kid in his eyes ~~even though he feels attraction now seeing his older self~~, and Soviet is America’s biggest enemy but makes all the sparks fly between them, as this was when both characters started to lust after each other.

Present!Russia is not pleased and feels insecure about his past selves, because Russian Empire offers America an uncomplicated and dedicated sweet love, and Soviet Russia the hot UST and dangerous spice that started to attract them to each other.

Bonus if America's tactlessness makes an appearance and he says at some point "Dude, you used to be so hot back then!" or something along those linesXD

I want Spain topping France and England in a threesome. Seeing Spains dominate side turns them on immensly. Consensual threesome sex please. Detailed sex, dirty talk, multiple positions are welcome,
Bonus: they call Spain daddy, and he refers to himself as daddy, ex: "France, come sit on daddys lap~"
BONUS: at one point, spain is lying down while one of them is riding him, and them other is straddling his face getting a rimjob ;)

please and thanks

Turkey/Poland - sweets and gossip

Turkey/Hungary courting into relationship

Belarus - semen fixation

Teenage!Austria/Teenage!Prussia making out

Any Nation- Age Regression

America+Canada - Actually dissapearing

FACE Family: Love Is Blind; So Is France~

Australia+Italies- celabration

Prussia/Poland - Dogtags

France+Canada - Elixir of Life

Belarus/Ukraine/Fem!America + Russia ~ Birthday Surprise

GerIta - Romano walks in

AU - The "nations" is a secret group therapy for people disappointed with their lives