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Japan/anyone - China as overprotective big brother

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Japan is going out with someone and is happy with them, but China views himself as the one who must defend his little brother's precious honor/virtue and make sure that he won't be hurt.

Japan is exasperated by this, but China is Very Serious about his mission and won't let up until he's sure that Japan's partner is someone worthy of his approval.

Bonus: China is genuinely serious about this because he knows that Japan isn't the kind of person who opens up to others easily and wants to be sure that his partner is someone he can open up to without fear of being hurt.

France and Canada- angles and devils.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=50693049#t50693049
I think that this request is known, so I thought about modification of this one.
Incubus!France founds and raises Angel!Canada.

And no shota please. Yaoi can be later, after all Incubuses are demons of smex.

Bonus 1: Canada becames fallen angel and because of that he is much more powerful than other normal angels.
Bonus 2: I want to see France stalking humans dreams~~
OMGBONUS 3: EPIC FIGHT DEVIL!AMERICA vs ANGEL!CANADA

Re: France and Canada- angles and devils.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome request <3

I am so tempted to start filling this after I get dinner. :)

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Prussia and Austria after the Treaty of Versailles

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Minor History lesson: The treaty laid blame to Germany for causing WWI, it dissolved the nation of Austria-Hungary and also abolished the Kingdom of Prussia.


Prompt: I'd like to see Prussia and Austria get along during this time, perhaps as drinking buddies, for the two can sympathize with each other.

Angst is must.

Fill Here

(Anonymous) 2011-06-28 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17465.html?thread=61971769#t61971769

Not author!anon.

South Korea - StarCraft

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Korea is really insane for this game.

Source:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18763_5-insane-true-facts-about-starcraft-professional-sport.html

Any/Any consensual murder

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*packs bags for hell*

It's practically fanon that nations can't be killed, amirite? Though the fandom seems divided on how this works, so for the purposes of this request, imagine that nations can die, but they then come back to life. The timeframe for the healing process before their heart starts beating again is up to anon.

So give me some nations who are into S&M and decide to exploit their immortality by incorporating it into their sex lives. Gun play/knife play/erotic asphixiation/whatever is taken to fatal levels.

Keep in mind that this is a consensual decision between two nations who are already in an S&M relationship (whether just sexual or emotionally invested is up to anon). They're doing this because both parties derive pleasure from it. Also note that this isn't a necrophilia request (unless you want it to be, but the focus must be on the build-up to the murder and the act itself).

All pairings are fine except Russia/America. Sorry, anons, but I'm just not keen on that pairing plus it's far too obvious for this.

Dyspnoea - 1/4

(Anonymous) 2010-09-22 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweden has always had big hands.

Big hands are useful-- he can build things. Clocks, tables, and the like. He can piece together bed frames and chairs. He can hold things like grocery bags and rolling pins, plastic slips full of flowers, presents and material doting. He can tie knots in ship sails and rope, rope that is hard to spin together and harder still to break unless one has big hands, like his. His hands don’t fit into gloves and so he makes his own with soft leather and long lines of thread that he runs through seams in neat, precise lines, careful and nimble in ways overlarge, inept fingers should not be able to properly execute. But Sweden’s hands are never clumsy. He appreciates them; he keeps his palms clean and his fingernails trimmed and he prides himself on the ability to perform such menial, dainty tasks such as sewing, carving, or slicing vegetables into interesting shapes before he drops them into Sealand’s lunchbox. Big hands are expected to be rough, but Sweden touches lightly; he would rather feel than move and he pets his dog and brushes his fingers through hair with the same gentleness than he would show to the flowers in his garden. Heavy hands are not the same as big hands and it’s a talent to keep his fingers trained. He is proud to have skilled them so well.

But, behind closed doors (doors that he has weathered himself) Sweden knows that big hands can be constructive in ways that do not always look like adoration to the untrained eye. His devotions to every day life often blur together with nights that he spends with Denmark, moments that they share hidden inside those very doors. He can still tie rope, but rather than anchor a boat, it loops through intricately painted headboards or in long mazes of purposefully placed knots against bare skin that tighten and pull with even the slightest bit of movement. He can still sew in a straight line, but instead of repairing jeans, he is lacing ribbon through stainless steel hoops in patterns that mimic corsetry along the barely visible curve of a bare back. He can still hold more than one thing at once; a birch rod and a leash at the start, ice and dry towels at the end. The almost obsessive neatness and efficient pace is always still present, but the tenderness is replaced for several liberating hours and Sweden allows himself to let go.

Those are hours that Denmark willingly submits to him and lets himself get lost right alongside him. He’s done it before, with others, but he tells Sweden he likes it best with him. Because his hands are better than theirs and they leave bigger bruises that he can touch and press throughout the week, occupying himself until they begin to fade and they can start all over again. Bruises are like hickies to Denmark; a mark of love that he is allowed to keep.

Maybe it isn’t love, but the routines don’t emerge from hate either. It’s a game of trust, pulling each other back and forth from the edge and being there to reassemble when the lights brighten and the box of equipment goes back under the bed. Denmark likes the edge. He likes to get as close as he can to enjoy the thrill of the possible fall and Sweden is more than happy to give him the little pushes that he enjoys so much. Sadist and masochist are interchangeable and that is just fine with them both because those shoves over the emotional cliffside are what keep their old senses alert, ready to approach modern life, and keep the bonds between them locked in place. The wars between them are over, but fun is still fun, regardless if it leaves one of them looking like death in the trenches once a week.

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random anon

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A!A here

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hey let's flail some more

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OP is finally here!

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A!A

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Canada/America - DeAging

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen lot of fics around in which a character gets turned back into a child, and ends up staying with America.

This Anon would like to see America turned back into a child, and being taken care of by Canada. Interaction with others would be great too, but ultimately, I'd like Canada to be his care-taker until he returns to his normal age.

No smut, or shota, please. Just fluffy goodness. <3

"Passenger Seat" (1a/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-10-13 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I hope OP doesn’t mind my filling this. ;-; I also hope OP doesn’t mind if it’s sorta Can/Am, since that is one of my favorite pairings (Canada topping is geographically correct, y’all!). This of course won’t contain any smut, and won’t focus too much on the romantic relationship (which will be revealed more and more as the story goes along), until perhaps the end, if OP approves, in which case I will try and work my author-magic. This focuses on Canada taking care of child!America.

It’s my first fill, so please forgive me if I screw anything up. >< Also the first time writing Arthur and Matthew, so sorry if I screw them up. And…Alfred, too. ;-; Also, sorry that the beginning has so much Arthur; I could not seem to get rid of him. >< But Matthew does show up at the end.


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“I don’t know why they keep trying to define the universe,” England says, tightening the brooch pinning his cloak together. “Certainly it’s a fruitless task, being that once they know, what good would it do?”

“Don’t be so close-minded! There’s always something good to be found in discovery!” and the way America says it makes Arthur think of darker ages, with wooden boats and blessed beaches, sailors kissing land along the trails of foreign footsteps.

Certainly there is.

“Oh, I wouldn’t say that. After all, I did find you,” and he hopes the lilt in his voice makes clear to the other that he means it.

Because most certainly, there isn’t.

Alfred ignores him in favor of rolling an empty bottle along the counter, slick glass on slicker tile making for a melodious racket. It’s so much nicer to hear the bang of empty spaces than the simpered regrets of too-full-of-themselves wholes.

“Either way, they never take into account the magic realm! Hardly makes for a plausible theory when they’ve got a huge chunk missing from their silly little equations,” Arthur goes on, hand out and snatching the bottle before Alfred can really register that it’s gone. And maybe a part of him cares that England is elbowing his way into his affairs, but America can’t find it in himself to care.

It’s been this way for a while, the not-caring part. Arthur says it doesn’t suit him; the listlessness, the slumped shoulders, tired eyes, lethargic smiles. Alfred thinks it’s once again the older man nosing his way into his life.

He wonders why. All the nations, so involved in looking out for themselves these days; it’s difficult to believe that there could be anything but hidden, selfish intentions layered behind that false-bottomed concern.

Be that as it may, England promises that he’ll help get him back to his full, invigorated strength. That’s why Arthur’s here now, right? Puttering around his kitchen in a ratty black cloak and a briefcase full of dusty bottles and chalk pieces.

Alfred doesn’t quite know what to make of the spectacle, except that besides the fact that the Briton is loonier than he could have first comprehended, he’s going to be allowing this whack-job to potentially pour down his throat whatever possibly poisonous elixir he’s concocted.

Speaking of the devil, England thrusts a rose-tinted phial into his ex-charge’s face, waiting for the younger to grasp the container. America eyes it suspiciously before grasping the tiny glass, “Still think you’re a fucking lunatic…”

England scowls and smacks him upside the head, turning away to search for some paper and a pen. Rubbing his head, Alfred mutters out a melodramatic ‘ow!’ and then continues on, “Magic! Please! Fairies and unicorns and evil chairs! C’mon, England; you have to admit, it’s all ridiculous in the face of science.”

Arthur tears a square of paper from a magnetized notepad on Alfred’s refrigerator with enough force to send the entire pad careening to the floor, scowl deepening as he squats to pick up the casualty, “Flying mint bunny is not ridiculous!”

“Oh, you’re right. Things that aren’t real can’t be ridiculous,” and before America can continue, England breaks out into a frenzied bout of clapping, face horrorstruck. “…and you call me immature…”

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Turkey/Fem!America ~ Forced to Be Together

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
AU Setting (Fantasy AU would be even more awesome) Fem!America is forced to join his harem (or if you're uncomfortable with that route then just to marry) Turkey to pay off her father's debt. They're both unhappy about it and about each other but slowly grow to love each other.

I leave everything else up to you writer!anon in terms of plot, characters and other pairings. But I wouldn't mind something plot heavy if that's the route you want to take it... ;-)

Note: If you go the harem-route I don't mind other Turkey pairings thrown in. Nor does the harem have to be dissolved when they fall in love unless that's the route you want to take it. I would prefer she get at least head wife status and that main pairing focus wise be Turkey/Fem!America.

In the Garden [0a/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-10-07 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur Kirkland liked to believe that she was a good, kind, and understanding man. He knew very well that everyone made mistakes and was okay with that, after all to error was human and while he did not like to admit that he was less then perfect he was still a human being, had flaws and made mistakes. He had three children and each of them made their own mistakes. Peter was the youngest at ten (looked identical to Arthur except for his mother’s eyes) and made plenty of mistakes. His table manners were still lacking, he didn’t know the proper way to speak, was loud, skipped out on his classes… all of those things though were to be expected of a privileged, healthy, energetic boy. After all boys would be boys. The middle child was Madeleine. She was a shy girl that people didn’t often pay attention to and had to hide her blush behind her fan more often then most young ladies. She was eighteen, and had always been well behaved, pretty much the perfect example of maidenhood. When she attended school she had received the highest marks, in her ballroom dancing, dinning room etiquette, Latin, French, music and art lessons. The teachers had all raved that she would be an excellent wife, and grand hostess once she got over her terrible shyness. Really Madeleine’s only flaw was her shy maiden heart, and lack of charisma that made her a complete and total wallflower. This was only a problem as big as it was because of Mr. Kirkland’s oldest child and Madeleine’s twin sister Amelia. Amelia was just as loud, obnoxious, improper, and did all the bad things that her younger brother Peter did. The biggest issue though was that Amelia was a young lady nearly twice the boy’s age yet insisted on behaving in a manner similar to her younger brother. She was known for hiking up her skirts to show off her knees, never wearing a bonnet or carrying a parasol so that her skin (which would have been just s creamy and milky white as her sisters) was tanned and freckled beyond repair, she never knew which fork and knife to use with which course, rarely spoke at meals with her food completely swallowed, didn’t like the “restriction” of proper undergarments therefore going without them, and did all other manners of indecent things. And some of the rumors that had spread about her though-out polite society, well, they were enough to make some faint.

Mr. Kirkland was aced with quite a dilemma. He had to get rid of Amelia. It wasn’t that he didn’t care for her in the way that fathers cared for their daughters, it was just that her behavior and the rumors that swirled around her were over shadowing Madeleine. Madeleine was the kind of daughter that he wanted people to notice and if Amelia were else where then he would be able to marry her off; as things were going though it looked as though he would end up with two unmarried daughters. His option were to marry the troublemaker off, but no one in Britannia of any respectable family would want her (and marrying her off to someone not of the right lineage would cause scandal). Mr. Kirkland was forced to go outside of Britannia’s and society to try and find his daughter a satisfactory husband so that his other girl would have some kind of chance.

In the Garden [0b/?]

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In the Garden [0 Author Notes]

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In the Garden [1g/?] + AN

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Korea - facebook

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It was recently in the news. North Korea has signed up for facebook as a person - http://wonkette.com/417595/north-korea-gets-facebook-account-says-its-interested-in-men

Since then they have pulled down the page, but still. The general reaction was "someone was stupid enough to make that sort of mistake", but we know better, don't we =)

The aftermath I leave to you, though, anon!

Canada, America, War of 1812

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
We all know that famous quote about how invading Canada is a mere matter of marching. So, America decides to try it out with rather interesting results. ;)

Basically, cue Canada being confused at first, then catching on and throwing America out rather violently. Then, a second later, reappearing with a pack of ice and apologizing for hurting him (in true Canadian fashion). And then, "accidentally" hurting him again.

Bonus points if you can somehow work in the line "Oh here, have some ice. Don't worry, I've got plenty."

Re: Canada, America, War of 1812

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao! Seconded sooooooo much.

France/UK -- US and Canada voyeur/walking in on them having very vanilla sex

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)


America and Canada secretly watch/walk in on England and France having fluffy vanilla sex. Naturally, they're flustered and quite confused as to why England and France are having sex and not fighting for once - and they're also turned on by it as well.

Bonuses

-England and France usually have either extremely aggressive/rough sex or incredibly kinky sex so they actually don't have vanilla sex very often. Of course, America and Canada don't know this. Cue shock when they find out.
-France realizes they're there, much to England's embarrassment when he finds out they were watching.
-...Foursome? and/or America and Canada masturbating afterward to relieve themselves. Or just jacking each other off.
if AmeCan is included, bottom!Canada is preferred.

OP

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Denmark&England - Badassery/Artwork-based prompt

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to know what is going on in this incredible picture*: http://i56.tinypic.com/24vinhu.jpg

Can be whatever you want, so long as it explains why England and Denmark are being such BAMFs. With firepower.

Pairings, no pairings, smut, no smut, short fills, long fills, multiple fills, and human AUs** all perfectly accepted. Be creative!

Bonus if Denmark winds up wearing two different boots at some point.

*No, I do not know who made the art. But sweet sassafras, would I like to!
**While it's not necessary to follow if you'd rather use something else, I like the name Mattias for human!Denmark, if you were wondering.

Gangster!AU- Germanic family

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Something inspired by this fic:

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15769.html?thread=47503001#t47503001

Germania is the head of some sort of gang, rolling with money and power. Any pairings are fine.

Bonus: Rome is involved some how.

As author-anon said, gangster!germania needs to exist more.

Denmark/Fem!Sweden.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Fem!Sweden is the kink. ANYTHING GOES, just gimme Den/Fem!Swe, please!
Make her hot, anon, she's Swedish! ;D

FrUK or America/France, hairpulling.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur or Alfred (Or both?) pulling Francis's hair. (It could be during sex, or just during a meeting, I don't care, really.)

Francis enjoys it, sexually. It's like his greatest fetish ever.

Re: FrUK or America/France, hairpulling.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-26 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell, yes I could buy this as the only reason he lets it grow, actually. And it's damn hot

Any character - Success as Personification

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon knows there has been a lot of discussion about where nations come from and what happens when they die, including some requests/fills that use Neil Gaiman's Endless as a model: when one of the Endless dies, some aspect/personification of their domain rises to replace them.

However, succession in human affairs is rarely a simple, painless process. Anon would like to see the conflict that occurs when one personification tries to replace another, or two or more personifications are fighting over who is the true successor.

Some suggestions for possible scenarios:

1) During the American Civil War, the state of Virginia attempting to usurp her father/brother/boss America, and to convince the other states to recognize her as the personification of the Confederacy.

2) During the German unification in the 19th century, Prussia's decision to rescue the comatose remnants of the Holy Roman Empire and turn Ludwig into his proxy/Manchurian candidate for German personification. (Bonus for showing WHY Prussia chooses not to try to take the title himself.)

3) During the British colonial rule of India, Arthur creating (by magic or headology) a single new India personification to weaken the hundreds of personifications that already exist on the subcontinent (from single castes to empires)--only to get a big surprise when she develops an identity of her own.

4) Anything else Author!Anon can come up with, I am totally looking forward to where people take this.

Spain/Romano Present!Spain vs. Past!Spain - The Fight for Romano's Heart!

(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's my request ^_^; : Somehow, Past!Spain is sent to the future, where Present!Spain may or may not be in a relationship with Romano. Spain from the past may be a pirate, conquistador, whatever, but he's a lot edgier than Spain from the present. When he sees his little Roma all grown up, he's instantly attracted, and decides that he's most definitely going to seduce him. Cue insane flirting, an extremely flustered Romano, and an unbelievably pissed off and jealous Current!Spain. And thus the fight to win over Romano's heart begins.

Anon would love if this ends in smut. Especially a threesome, though she would also love Present!Spain/Romano

Unfortunately, Past!Spain must return to the past >_< Though Romano's attracted to both of them, his heart really belongs to the sweet and loving Spain from the present.

Re: Spain/Romano Present!Spain vs. Past!Spain - The Fight for Romano's Heart!

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah!
I HAVE to read that.

Any/Any History of Chocolate

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Here's a quick rundown from what my school book says(Feel free to correct me) Grown by Olmecs(Not Aztecs), Then discovered by spain, kept a secret for a century. Italy then rediscovered them and told the world. France believed they were only for the high class but England made it available to everyone, then created the first type of chocolate available in solid form(Chocolate cake)and brings it to america. Sweden calls it Theobroma Cacao or "Food of the Gods", Switzerland makes the first commercial chocolate bar and invents milk chocolate, Along with filled chocolates, then America makes it cheaper so that anyone could buy it.

So, Anything that has to with Chocolate's history or just chocolate in general.

Bonuses:
Um... None really... I'd be happy with anything. Go wild, writer!Anons

Re: Any/Any History of Chocolate

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Italy then rediscovered them and told the world

...For some reason, the idea of Romano hearing from Spain, telling Italy and Italy just blabbing to everyone is hilarious XD Seconding -snortgiggles-

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Prussia/Germany/France, 3some.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Prussia/Germany/France.

Germany being fucked by Prussia while France rides the hell out of him.

Or, France being fucked by Prussia while Germany rides him. (He's kind of shy at first, though. Cause he's Germany and all).

(Prussia's too manly and awesome to be fucked.)

Bonus points for dirty talk. From Prussia, maybe? ;)

Re: Prussia/Germany/France, 3some.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-26 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Why has this threesome never been requested? Fucking seconded, man <3

Any / All Nations - Body Thieves

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
An outside group of people, magically or scientifically switch bodies with some of the Hetlia cast for whatever reason. ie, Stealing classified information, gaining the Nations immortality, fan girling, starting WW3. The rest of the cast must discover the mole(s) and stop them before it is too late.

All kinds of triggery, dark bad things are allowed. No real preference for characters.

Germany/France/England

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T CARE HOW, JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN, ANONS. PLEASE.

And yes, in THIS order.

SECONDED

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
definitely seconded!

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England/Various

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Repostage from good memory :D

England has many one-night-stands with other nations, and England is a badass seme in bed. They try to get him in bed again but England usually lost interest in his partner after one night (except for some nations kinky enough to keep up with him). Cue the other nations try various ingenious methods to get him interested.

Bonus:
- regardless of sex, nations have been bedded and some of them are not who you think they'd be
- America finds out about it and is totally in disbelief, until England actually bed him.
- England ends up with multiple partners xD

Re: England/Various

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
<3333 Seconded to no end!!

Japan or Korea/China - Massage Parlor

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
...because everyone knows the reputation of Chinese massage parlors. XD

Very sensual and descriptive, please. Sexy!China, Hesitant!Japan or Hesitantandbluffing!Korea.

Would prefer not an AU.

Re: Japan or Korea/China - Massage Parlor

(Anonymous) 2010-10-03 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
OHONHONHONHON~ Very naughty, indeed. Though, nowadays, it also includes hair salons and KTV. =(

Anyway, SECONDED.

Captcha: destaner anyplace
Lol, I guess he doesn't even care where it's located, he just wants some China action. =B

GeraIta, shaving in the morning.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Germany wakes up as usual, and walks to the bath to shave his facial hair.

Italy walks in on him and is VERY turned on by how gentle Germany is being.


Yes, it's a weird kink, I know .___.

OP forgot to mention

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I got the idea from this picture:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6233/1284859082306.png

Seconded!

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Re: GeraIta, shaving in the morning.

(Anonymous) - 2010-10-03 08:51 (UTC) - Expand

Itacest, assisted masturbation

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hetalia Oyasumi, Romano counts sheeps for Italy to help him fall asleep (with a sexy voice). I can think of another way Romano could help Italy relax enough to fall asleep, though.

Next time Italy can't sleep, he tells his brother of this new cool method he's learned about from brother France maybe not knowing what it means? or maybe he does?

So, yes, that's exactly it -South/North Italicest. Penetration not needed, but I'd like some handjob/curl play/full on blowjob :D let Romano take care of Veneziano ;)

Bonus - a bit of tsundere Romano protectively holding his brother after he's fallen asleep all the while pretending he's doing it because he's cold and not because he loves him?

Double bonus - when Italy wakes up afterwards, Romano makes him return the favour. it ends in 69

Prussia/Japan/N.ITaly

(Anonymous) 2010-09-19 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Germany leaves Italy and Japan alone in his house. They accidently wander into Prussias side of the house. Prussia being Prussia takes advantage of this.

Bonus
done in multiple places (ex: bed, bathroom,wall, kitchen)
get creative :D

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