hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

(This is a model request. Please follow this format when requesting yourself: Pairing/character(s) and kink/prompt in subject line, BRIEF elaboration in message -- stay under 200 words and 3 bonuses. Historical background or definition of words, which can be removed without changing the prompt itself, won't count toward the limit.)

I'm requesting something humorous involving the above. Doesn't have to have smut, but smut would be nice.

During the Napoleonic wars, three nations consumating their alliance against France.

Any other kinks anon would like to throw in are fine, like bondage, bloodplay, genderswitch etc.

AU where Matthew Kirkland-Bonnefoy is dating a certain Dr. Gilbert. The problem? he's not telling his family anytime soon and angst and crazy miscommunication happens

bonus1: they think matt is totally dying because he keeps going to doctor visits and all the rough sex is making him hella tired and not his usual self; plus Dr. Gil keeps forgetting his medicine with Matt adding to the chaos

bonus2: angsty and protective brother Alfred

bonus 3: they think it's some form of cancer like lukemia or something
basically crack, fluff and angst please. smut is not optional but appeciated

... With Alfred in the corset.

Bonus--
1.) The corset is leather.
2.) Tightening of the corset as Russia approaches climax.
3.) TOTALLY CONSENSUAL SEX with references to a normally vanilla relationship.

ReCaptcha: "eceldems do" Err... do what, captcha? Have kinky corset sex? e_e

And yes, I'm aware I'm going to hell.

Spain's english dub voice is one of the sexiest ever...so let's see him putting it to good use! Preferably a sex line, but he could also work a suicide hotline, because c'mon, who wants to die when that voice is encouraging you?

Bonus: He takes calls in the middle of world meetings

Another nation is one of his callers.

Alright, I want something where Hungary and Korea are in a relationship and some nation finds out and goes completely crazy and almost tells someone else but decides not too. Come a world conference and they accidentally let something slip and some people start to catch on.

1) It's Japan who finds out.
2) He finds out by walking in on them on accident.

That's pretty much it. Make it happen, anons! \o/

reCaptha: "blood stenrips" lolwut

Russia starts to reciprocate Belarus' feelings, and he has an interesting way of showing it: he ties her up and puts a collar around her neck to "claim" her, and noticing how the collar accentuates her breasts, he becomes real interested in fondling them. Belarus, of course, is quite fond of all this attention.

Bonus: Belarus comes just by having her breasts squeezed.

Their first time, per ce, something based on this - http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/8224401.html
Because shy and proper Felix is beyond adorable...

Bonus if Liet calles Poland "Lenkija"

I'd love to see modern day Russia and France just starting to date. Russia is very insecure and is having a hard time believing that France really wants him for more than just another conquest (why else would he suddenly want to be with big, scary, insane Russia?) France believes that Russia is just shy and doesn't realize that Russia feels this way. He also has no idea that Russia is still a virgin.

I want to see everything get worked out in the end. Nation names preferred but Human names would be fine.

Bonus 1) France finds out about Russia's insecurities from another Nation.
Bonus 2) France and Russia have both confessed their love but Russia doesn't believe France really loves him
Bonus 3) In the end France deflowers Russia (France as Seme)

Through any set of circumstances, Canada finds himself in the world's spotlight. At first it's nice, with all the new friends and special attention, but soon it becomes burdensome.

With everyone asking for his attention, he can't find the peaceful calmness he used to have. He's bombarded with pleas for help, radical groups, declarations of war for uncertain reasons, and other plagues of fame.

Bonus: While Canada is trying to control his newly-found attention, America finds a surprising period of calmness.

I'd like something based on the above title. I'd like it really smutty.

Canada has become a girl (reason up to Anon) it happened a while ago, so Canada is comfortable enough with the change that she doesn’t think twice about it when she goes to the world meeting. (Or where ever needed) Unfortunately, not everybody knows. (who knows is up to Anon)

Netherlands discovers Canada’s change and suddenly becomes shy and awkward around his friend. Now Netherlands’ previous crush is growing, yet he is unable to word his feelings.

Can be Angsty (Netherlands previous history with younger female nations) or Crack
Human names are fine (Ned -Lars, Belgium -Margot)

Bonus 1: Belgium, Romano, and Spain (Or Others) Are plotting to get them together or apart, or they’re just trying to mess with Netherlands’ head.
Bonus 2: Work in History as character backstory.
Bonus 3: I love Happy endings, but make ‘em work for!

This anon would really love it if someone could write a fic with nations as Sekirei, perhaps with empires or stronger nations being Ashikabi. I don't think it's necessary to know the Sekirei series so well, just the concept so one can translate it to apply to nations.

I can think of Japan as the Ashikabi of Asian countries, England being a greedy Ashikabi (Sekirei = colonies)... and perhaps US being either an Ashikabi (involving him gathering the 50 states?) or Sekirei who defied England? Russia would definitely be an Ashikabi. I see France and Germany being Ashikabi as well... and Ashikabi could work under each other like in Sekirei too. Not sure about the grand scheme as Sekirei is still ongoing, but feel free to use your imagination, anons!

Bonuses...
1. Having staple USUK, FrancexCanada, SpainxSouth Italy, GermanyxItaly, AustriaxHungaryxPrussia
2. US is a discarded number... or the self-proclaimed hero/guardian of Sekirei who rebels against their destiny as Sekirei at first, even attacking humans/Ashikabi
3. Include less popular nations (like Portugal, Netherlands, Belgium) and sideplots

England tries to use his magic on the Axis’ to help them win the war. Unfortunately it goes terribly wrong and accidentally turns Alfred into a child with no memories, all he knows is that he is a nation. He runs away from England who scares him and runs into Germany.

Internal struggle inside Germany to either kill one of his greatest enemies and win the war or take him in. He chooses to take him in and raise him. America almost immediately warms up completely to Germany, hamburgers!, and looks up to him like a son would to a father. In fact he looks up to him so much that he decides to be a Hitler Youth. So Alfred as a Hitler Youth is a must!

Bonus: Other countries reactions to not only his love for Germany but also Alfred becoming a Hitler Youth.

Bonus 2: PapaGermany and MamaItaly, along with Uncles Prussia and Japan.

I just got my textbook for my upcoming Anthropology class, and I had a blast reading through all the stories in it about cultural misunderstandings between people from different countries.

So I'd love to see APH nations having the same kind of hilarious misunderstandings based on cultural differences, preferably when they're just starting to get to know one another. They can be any combination of nations, any pairings or just gen/friendships, etc., so long as it's funny and light-hearted.

England always wanted to feel that he didn't have any say, to lose some of the control in his life... So he went to a place to find an owner or top (As in Dom). But... what surprise him is that another fellow of nation is within the place... And coincidentally, the nation wanted to find a slave or sub.

What happened next is within anon's creativity! And... the beginning didn't even need to follow what this anon provided.

Bonus: England need to wear a collar everywhere to show that he is not 'free' to other nations.

Netherlands has a bunny, Norway likes bunnies.
Anon wants smut. Go wild.

~~Maybe Norway dressed as one?~~

Triggered by the birth of Alaska or Hawaii or through just random thought, one nation (anon's choice) finally does the math and realizes that America had to have been really, really, alarmingly, unacceptably young when his oldest states (then colonies) were born. He/she confronts America about it, and America either flashbacks to it or actively tells the tale.

Fluff not preferred for obvious reasons. Also, using bunny-hugging, buffalo-twirling baby!US is probably too creepy even for this request, so not THAT young. Other than that, go to town.

Because of a magical experiment done by England gone awry when Alfred was a kid he was left as part vampire and true to his vampireness he needs blood to survive. Canada is the only one who knows about it and his donor in blood. And he gets it the old fashioned way, fangs + neck = lunch. If he doesn’t get blood over a period of time he starts to lose control of his vampiric instincts.

Due to so much time apart he needs some blood quickly and I have two scenes for this to happen. You can choose from either one.

1. He and Canada go to a empty room for Alfred to drink the blood and halfway through it the other nations walk in and see them.

2. Canada is running late and Alfred is starting to get worried that if he doesn’t drink blood soon he’ll faint. He sees Nation A and could hear the blood through their veins. He could see the pulse in their neck. And he loses control and bites them in front of the other nations. (I‘ll love you if Nation A is England or Russia.)

~~No Twilight refrences!!! Unless you are making fun of it.~~

Set sometime during the 9th century, when Scandinavians came to Rus' (and were one of the first rulers there). Young Vanya learning everything there is to know about becoming a successful nation.

Bonus 1 if midway their positions were to reverse.
Bonus 2 if it is consensual, if not Russia being a bit demanding.

Canada has never successfully asked out Ukraine, but then at a world meeting he becomes Manada! (Reason up to Anon) Afterwards this turns out to be the perfect ice breaker trying to explain what happened.

Manada - http://enerjak.deviantart.com/art/APH-Manada-s-Arrival-147139506

Bonus: Even though she loves everyday Canada, Manada turns out to be a turn on for her.

Whenever a new nation/state is to be born into the world, either the female nation parent or a female nation connected to the parent nation will go into heat. When this happens any male nation in the vicinity will go crazy with lust for them.

Prompt is for this to occur in a rather innapropriate setting (such as a world meeting), initiating a fight between the guys around them for her attention as they're reduced to following baser instincts, ending in sex for the victor.

female Nation can be canon or genderswitched.

Bonuses:
- It's the first time either the prospective father or mother has ever experienced this
- Above scenario with Russia, America and fem!England due to the creation of Alaska
- fill goes on to follow through with the pregnancy and birth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_time

Average work hours discussed in a world meeting. Hilarity ensues.

Bonus: S. Korea thinks that working that much is not weird at all.

2nd Bonus: America practically having a heart attack over the fact that countries like Germany and England work less than him.

I would like Gerita where Italy finds Germany crying ; like, REALLY crying. Fluff would be appreciated :D

~~Not that I don't love USUK or RusAme!~~ I'd like to see Russia and England together where America is not a third wheel of any sort. If he is involved, it could be as a protective friend, but just that. Friends. Completely platonic. Please?

Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

(frozen comment) Rome/Germania -- Goats

Russia/Prussia/England - Threesome

Prussia/Canada; -- crazy misunderstandings

Russia/America -- Corset Sex;

Spain, Uses Voice to work Phone services

Korea/Hungary -- Someone finds out

Russia/Belarus; bondage, collaring, breast fetishism

Lithuania/Poland - formal speak

Virgin!Russia Super Insecure and in a New Relationship! W/France

Canada, FINALLY noticed... a little too much

Germany x Fem!Austria - language kink

Fem!Canada/Netherlands - One more Step

USUK - Sekirei crossover

Accidental magic turns Alfred into a child and is raised by Germany.

Any nations/pairings - Cultural Mistranslations

Any Nation/England, consensual M/s and D/s

Netherlands/Norway - Bunnies smut

UKUS and/or NetherlandsUS, shota and mpreg

VampireAlfred. Nations find out about him being a vampire.

Sweden/Russia - teacher/student smut

Canada/Ukraine - Manada

male!nation/female!nation - Going into heat

Work Hours

Gerita: Germany Crying

England/Russia - America is NOT involved