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Canada/Japan -- Fluff

(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never seen this before, but I think Canipan would be adorable. It even has a cute shipping name!

Bonus: If there's smut, it's vanilla and they're both shy and awkward about it.

Ensemble; Repo the genetic opera AU

(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically what it says on the tin.

Bonus- you use the following cast:

Shilo- Germany
Repoman/Nathan- Prussia
Marni- Germania
Mag- Austria
Rotti Largo- Rome
Luigi- Romano
Pavi- Italy
Grave robber- America
Amber Sweet- Belarus

Prussia/Rome/Germany + Germania; walking in on it

(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically Germania walks in on Rome having sex with his sons/Grandsons (Whichever you prefer XP)

Bonus: it was all Prussia's fault

Bonus 2: Human AU

Bonus 3: Germany is underaged

Skyrim AU Rome, Germania

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Guys, guys: Skyrim AU

with Rome as an Imperial and Germania as a Nord.
I can see it in front of my eyes, Germania ll grumpy and "get the hell off my land" and Rome - he just is an Imperial.

And Skyrim! And magic and dragons and maybe Germania can speak Dragontongue - not as in he is the dragonborn, but like Ulfric, he learned it and this is the reason why he seldom speaks.

World Academy

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
it's like a highschool au, just with parents!
Mama Egypt picking her son up from class, Mama Greece teaching arts, Rome and Germania beating each other up on the parking lot...

bonus: not every ancient nation is suddenly a teacher

Rome/Germania, common enemy

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen romantic fic, fic where they hate each other, but I want one where they're just buddies.
Yes, they annoy each other, Rome talks too much, Germania can't smile, but they're still bros and it shines when fighting a commone enemy.

GerIta: inexperienced (but enthusiastic!) oral

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Germany and Italy have been in a relationship for a while, but it only got sexual recently. Italy gets the idea somehow (overhearing France or Romano, finding one of Germany's relationship manuals) to try and go down on Germany. Neither of them have ever done this before.

Accidental teeth, accidental dick-in-the-eye, accidentally going too far down and choking— it really doesn't turn out as well as Italy had hoped. But he wants to make Germany happy, and he tries!

Hopefully this was coherent, but the gist is I would like an inexperienced Italy sucking off an equally inexperienced Germany, and it's not horrible but there are problems.

USUK/UKUS - Chubby Boyfriends (AU optional)

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
What it says on the tin. Canonverse or AU is fine. Maybe they're college students who used to be in better shape but have since gotten occupied by school and too much pizza, or they work at a fast food restaurant together, or maybe they're in canonverse and the 'obesity epidemic' has hit them and hit them hard. Your choice, authornon. So long as it effects them both, I'm happy.

B1: Alfred is still a little more well-built but he's bigger around his stomach and hips, whereas Arthur doesn't have much muscle but it's just a bit more subtle because it's all around.

Australia and Wy - AU, Post-cataclysm

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Australia and Wy living in a post-cataclysm world, trying to stay together, dealing with lost loved ones, and other post-cataclysmic themes.

Bonus 1: Flashbacks to the initial cataclysm, from both Australia's and Wy's perspective

Bonus 2: Tearjerking, and lots of it

FrUk ~ Mocking Eachother

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's simple really, they're at a world meeting, and they're mocking eachother - i.e the way they walk and talk, how people in their countries act, their celebrities, all that kind of stuff but really really over exaggerated

Bonus
1) England says "Honhonhon"
2) France pretends to be The Doctor, pissing England off to no ends
3) Ends in hate sex

USUK- Suprise caring

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Gakuen AU where Arthur is the studious Student Council President and Alfred the popular jock. As the stereotypes suggest, they don't get on and are always snipping at each other However, Arthur shows up one day really sick and Alfred notices, is surprisingly concerned and kind. He wants to give Arthur an early lift home but Arthur's pride won't allow it.

Bonus: Alfred wins and they talk over some of their differences on the way home.
Bonus 2: Alfred's earlier teasing and later worry is due to an unrequited crush.
Bonus 3: This crush is resolved.

Spamano - Happy relationship and mutual affection

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, I just want to see some Spamano fic where Lovi's natural tsundere-ness is toned down a little. A!A is free to write him so that he's only this way when they're alone, or you could make him a little more receptive to PDA than most fanon. Either way is fine with me. And even alone he can still be a little snippy and complain and call Spain a bastard on occasion, because that is part of his character, but I just want to see him initiate kisses, cuddle, be unafraid/unashamed to say "I love you", and just smile because he wouldn't be with Spain if he wasn't happy. And of course the implication should be that this is normal and Spain isn't surprised by it.

Bonus: You can choose any situation you want, but some ideas could be: a beach trip (possibly with Belgium and/or Italy+Germany?), celebrating their anniversary, just relaxing together after a long day at work.
Bonus 2: Spain being affectionate while Romano is cooking and Romano actually smiling and returning/enjoying it.

America/2p!America ; non-con / capture

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen a couple of story's where 2p!America captures, rapes etc etc normal America. Basically I'd like to see the opposite, with normal America being the dark/yandere character and him capturing and seriously hurting/raping 2p!America. Any universe or exact plot up to anon.

Bonus: 2p!America's human name is either Allan or Alexander

Bonus 2: emfasis on the 1p's as being the main representation of the nation, and the 2p's having little to no political power.

Bonus 3: sex slave

Australia/Hutt River or America/Molossia: How things change after a war.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hutt River or Molossia discovers how their macronation being attacked and invaded changes things.

UKUS - Requited love, but a relationship doesn't work

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Alfred has loved Arthur for a very long time and is pretty much pining by this point. Arthur is more than aware of Alfred's feelings, and more than willing to give the relationship a shot--to some extent, at least.

Here's the catch. Arthur blatantly refuses to believe that a relationship can work without sex. Alfred is asexual.

Now, Arthur isn't exactly a sex offender, but Alfred knows that if they were together, Arthur would probably try to go too far, not even really believing there are such things as asexuals in the first place. And Alfred simply isn't willing to 'put out', and he knows he shouldn't be made to do something he's uncomfortable with.

Go wild, anons.

Cameroon/Any - Blind Date

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameroon being set up and going on a blind date. Who's his mystery date and what happens next is left to writer!anon.

Bonuses

One - Cameroon being a blush-y and awkward because he's not good at dating

Two - Support from Seychelles and Egypt

Kenya/Egypt, Cheerful sex

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
(There is, in fact, a canon Kenya. Hasn't been seen for a while, but she exists!)

I'd like some cheerful, energetic het!sex between the outgoing Kenya and the more reserved Egypt. Because sex is fun, and can be funny, and Kenya knows this.

Ensemble/Anyonexanyone; the ability to fall in love is a curse

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything involving the above concept. Basically, nations are supposed to be born without the ability to fall in love (sex and lust sure, but not actually in love.) nations that /can/ fall in love are considered to be disabled (like there's something wrong with them.) lots of angst would be loved. :)

Bonus: France centric... With lots of angst involving the fact that, because he falls in love, the other nations regard him as a whore etc.

Bonus 2: (kinda bono son valantino based) Germany falls in love with Italy. And Feliciano does not return it, at all. Angst on Germany because there's something 'wrong' with him and he doesn't want to 'end up like France'

Bonus 3: FrGer

You could also do something with other nation or whatever, the bonus' are by no mean ment to limit you to these characters :P

America and/or England - Bumping into a human friend

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty simple concept. They're out somewhere (a grocery store, shopping mall, local park, restaurant, etc) and bump into a human friend. But what I'm looking for here is background USUK where they bump into a human friend in the other's country. Preferably with the friend being the nationality of the country where they are.

Main purpose of this is to show them being comfortable in each other's countries, enough to have friends there who are neither nations nor their own citizens. It can be either of them alone or the two of them together being cute and domestic doing their shopping together/having a date in the park/going out for dinner.

Any - vs. traditional personifications

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So the personifications we see in the comic are pretty clearly not the same ones that turn up in political cartoons, allegorical poetry, etc. However, they must have opinions on said versions, and a special reason to laugh at those cartoons. I'd like to see anything touching on this toc. Making fun of the public versions, making fun of each other using the public versions as ammunition, male nations calling up editorial writers in a fit of pique when their contries are called 'she' once too often, arguing their identities to disbelieving bosses expecting the cartoon version - whatever you like.

Switzerland oblivious to flirting

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see someone asking Switzerland out to dinner or out for coffee, and he accepts. (Because hey it's a free meal) Only he is completely unaware that it's a date and all flirting goes over his head.

Preferred partners are Netherlands, France, or Austria. But I'm happy with anyone except Liechtenstein.

France, any - encouraging France to gain weight backfires

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
France is moaning because lately nobody wants to sleep with him. Another nation overhears, and to be mean s/he suggests that France's body type is no longer seen as attractive because more and more Westerners are overweight, and that France would probably get laid more often if he put on a few kilos.

France decides to give it a try. Not only are other nations a lot more attracted to chubbier France, the nation who suggested it in the hopes that France would ruin his figure for nothing finds him/herself lusting after him like crazy.

UKUS Paid to make a Baby

(Anonymous) 2013-08-11 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Mpreg AU Arthur and Alfred have never met each other before but they are brought together by Berwald and Tino a rich couple who can't have children who pays the two strangers to make a baby together so they can adopt said child.


Mpreg can exist anyway how author choice, omegaverse, fairies, aliens, whatever you can think of.

Bonus: Does not take place in modern day
Bonus: Arthur and Alfred starts to fall in love with each other
Bonus: Arthur family were royalty before a revolution now Arthur a pirate or outlaw

Any/any or gen, "Sailor Nothing"-inspired.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Dark deconstruction of the magical girl (or in this case possibly magical boy) genre. As horrible and gory and sad as you like.

Austria/Lithuania: Caught on Camera

(Anonymous) 2013-08-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by this: http://cadaska.deviantart.com/art/APH-Naughty-Austria-296652982

I feel silly for requesting this, but to summarize what happened, the Lithuanian national rugby team beat the Austrian rugby team 0:48 in May of 2008, To get over the loss, the Austrians STRIPPED. The story made headlines in Lithuania since people filmed the incident and posted it on the web.

I want a story where Lithuania walks by before he starts filming Austria getting down and stripping with his fellow men after the game. The bonuses are: 1) Lithuania smiling and laughing, 2) Austria is humiliated at first, but he gets happy by the end, 3) The two keep the video a dirty secret and watch it for laughs.

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