Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2012-06-03 02:56 pm

Switzerland/Liechtenstein- Milking

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much what it says on the tin. I want Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and milking.

I'll leave it up to you on how to interpret that.

B: Fem!Switzerland

BB: Smut with Liechtenstein topping.

Anon is going to go crawl away in shame now

Rome/Turkey - dubcon, high school AU

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Rome is a teacher. Turkey is a gregarious, friendly student with a bad boy reputation (warranted or no, that's up to the filler to decide, but please no terrible crimes; maybe he's gotten detention too often for fighting or bothering girls). He catches Rome's eye somehow and he invites Turkey to his office and takes advantage of him. It becomes a regular thing. Turkey is willing enough - he enjoys it, it's pleasurable/feels good physically and Rome is friendly even fatherly, but at the same time it sometimes leaves him feeling powerless and angry and he doesn't know what to do about it. I'd prefer if it's mostly Rome doing stuff to Turkey and not letting him do too much in return. Also, he's taking what he wants, he's not intending it as a punishment.

Inspired by this pixiv art: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=12614555
I don't have a preference for an exact ages, as long as Turkey is high school age

Bonus 1: Mama Greece is a fellow teacher and Turkey has a huge crush on her
Bonus 2: Rome knows

Any x Canada - humping air and ground

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
"EVERYONE:

If you are IN Canada, immediately get on the ground (outside is best, if you can) and hump it.

If you are NOT in Canada, face where Canada would be and hump at the air

HAPPY CANADA DAY"

It starts out as a joke, but Canada is confused when some people hump the ground and make pelvic thrusts towards him on Canada Day.

Bonus: Canada's day ends with a patriotic awesomeness

UKUS France/America SuperHero

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Alfred is a masked super hero who is in constant battle with his villain/Ex Boyfriend Arthur.

Things start to change and get more personal when he meets and starts to date Francis.

On fanfiction there like million Fr/Uk/Us love triangle stories. I just would like to read a Uk/Us/Fr triangle instead.

Francis can be a superhero, villain, or normal civilian I don't care.

Seborga/Sealand: Misunderstandings

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
OP doesn't know if this will get filled since this isn't a popular ship but....

Sealand has a crush on Seborga but won't admit it (mainly cause he thinks he doesn't stand a chance since Sebogra is always hitting on girls), and goes to him for love advice hoping to get a better idea of what Seborga likes.

Seborga on the other hand, takes it as Sealand has a crush on Wy/Liechtenstein/Latvia/someone else that isn't him, but gives him advice anyways.

What happens from there is up to filler.... perhaps the others micronations are aware of the situation and try and hook them up?

Spain/Austria - Surviving the Sharknado

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Austria goes on a relaxing vacation to the Spanish coast. He wasn't expecting Spain himself to happen to be on the same beach, but in a strange coincidence the two are indeed in the same place.

That isn't so bad, but things quickly go wrong when a horrific storm starts to brew and picks up the population of sharks in the nearby water.

Now Spain and Austria have to work together to escape this horrific tornado and learn about each other along the way. And through hardship, they find love.

Bonus points: One of them nearly gets a limb bitten off.

Ame(Forced!Germancest)Rus; cold war, surrogates/'puppet masters'

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
OP is looking for messed up fill... very, /very/ messed up fill.

basically the cold war is at it's hight, and America and Russia are forbidden by their bosses to be within a certain distance of each other (for risk of sparking war). this means they have no way to release their tensions (fighting/violent sex.) 

However they each control half of germany.  

Would like to see America standing on one side of the room, Russia on the other, and the German brothers basically being forced to screw each-other between them. I'm looking for a lot of emphasis on the fact that neither german is a willing participant and fear of the superpowers is the only thing making them do it.

Bonus: basically directing them in what to do (like, put your hand there, do this, that etc) America controlling Germany and Russia controlling Prussia.  

Bonus 2: both Russia and America are portrayed as villain like characters. manipulators with little care for those beneath them.

Bonus 3: would prefer it if Germany(And through the transitive property America???) tops. But I want it to be fairly violent, with lots of forced fighting for dominance. 

KorBela-Assassin AU

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hello there!
So, I'd like to request an assassin AU with both Korea and Belarus as assassins for their relative regions.
Perhaps Belarus snuck into Asia's territory and Korea stopped her from killing China? Or vice versa.
I dunno, I just love this pairing, okay?
Smut, non-smut, human names, other pairs, genderbends, OCs (coughNorthKoreacough), all is fine by me!

fraturk -- Gay Buddy Cop

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
The standard "buddy cop movie" deal, with a twist: they end up together at the end. Starring: Francis Bonnefoy and Sadiq Adnan!

The only bonus is hitting as many tropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuddyCopShow) as possibly, including the dramatic "death" scene.

kiku/multiple - kiku works at a host club

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
just what it says on the tin. i'd like it if you could include alfred, ivan, and/or england as patrons, as well as anyone else you like (girls included).
i'd like this to be a somewhat serious fill, leaning more towards actual host clubs than the ouran high school type. sexy scenes appreciated but it can be platonic club too if you like!

bonus:
1. kiku getting drunk with clients
2. his life outside the club

Prussia/Hungary/Austria - Medical AU

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, this is inspired by House, M.D., but I don't want a rewrite of the show, just the basic scenario.

Prussia is the eccentric (read: obnoxious and abrasive) genius of a doctor (however that genius shows itself), and Austria is the strict director of the hospital. Hungary also works at the hospital and is friends with both.

She secretly conspires to hook the two up, only to end up falling for both of them.

General medical stuff would be nice (even if you just wanted to steal cases from the show), but if you just wanted to focus on the relationship I wouldn't mind.

BONUS - Prussia has a team (i.e., minions). +1 if it includes Canada and/or Switzerland.

BONUS - Germany. It would be brilliant if he was occasionally dragged into being one of Prussia's minions, whether or not he works at the hospital.

Ensemble; hypnotist show

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
The main cast attends a private hypnotist show, and several of them (would perfer the Allies and Axis) volunteer/are volunteered to take part in the show.

Hilarity, humiliation, and possible threat of nuclear war ensues.

Bonus: hypnotic orgasm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8H6g_XV2gY&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

Bonus 2: humiliation. Lots and lots of of humiliation.

UKUS- object insertion

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Anon would like a kinky hot tale where Arthur and Alfred experiment with pleasuring each other by plugging each others holes with different strange and exciting objects. Make it exciting!

Sufin: Mild Weight Gain

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Finland wants to put on 25 lbs or so to be a more authentic Santa. Sweden helps by cooking him extra meals. Sweden is extremely turned on by Innu's slightly heavier body and sex becomes more frequent.


Bonuses:
1. Belly rubs when Finland is sore from eating.

2. Finland's buttons pop at some point.

This is my secret shame kink. Thank got this thing is anonymous!

Ukraine/Poland - Consensual guro

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ukraine has a guro fetish and Poland has the uncanny ability to regenerate from almost any injury. As they find this out about each other, they start a sexual relationship.

Anything's fine except scat...flaying alive and genital torture isn't my thing either.

Bonus: Russia walks in on them.

GerAme: Paris

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Germany/America: either human!AU or as nations. Berlin was their past, but Paris is their present. Completely open to your interpretation. Bonus: injured!America or injured!Germany. Additional bonus: past GerIta and USUK.

Any Nation: Post apocalyptic world

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
What it says on the tin. The Nations (Or Nation) are in a post apocalyptic world. What kind of world it is and what the nations are doing in this world/their statuses/if they are even still alive are up to you.

Genre is up to author- but I'd love you to bits if it is a tearjerker. I'd love you even more if you made my heart break.

Russia/Lithuania - Non-con, Lithuania forced to top

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Something I'm nostalgic for...

I would like Russia raping Lithuania...by laying down, pressuring and manipulating Lithuania into banging him.

Make sure Russia is his delusional self, and doesn't believe this is rape. And that Lithuania clearly doesn't want to do this.

Spain/Norway - Sex outside

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
See subject. Spain/Norway, sex outside. I have a hard time seeing them in a relationship but a summer fling sounds great! (How would it come about? Up to authoranon if they include that or just handwave it in favour of pwp... either is fine)

Extra love if you include some kind of attraction to landscape. They're so different from each other, maybe geography is part of the appeal.

Nation names only, please; and please no AU.

Norway, Germany - Ålesund fire

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
The city of Ålesund burned down in 1904. Since Kaiser Wilhelm II was fond of the area, most of the international assistance for rebuilding came from Germany. Do whatever you want with that. This can be gen or romance depending on which you prefer.

More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85lesund_Fire

Any/nyo!Romano - spanking

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Someone gives nyo!Romano a spanking. The other character can be anyone, other nyotalia characters included. The spanking can be part of a sex scene or a punishment. Doesn't matter whether it's consensual or not.

Any/Hungary - anal sex

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
With Hungary taking it up the ass. Consensual or dubcon is OK, but no violent noncon, please. I'm not picky if her partner is male or female.

Bonus: She orgasms from it.

No OCs or genderbends, please.

Ladonia, Sweden + other Nordics: zombie AU

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sweden and Ladonia are a father and son separated from the rest of their family during a zombie apocalypse. Sweden is bitten and infected by the slow acting zombie virus so he sets out to find his brothers and leave Ladonia in their care for his protection. Meanwhile, the other Nordics are on a mission to find Sweden and Ladonia so they can all be a family again.

Bonus: Someone (England, maybe?) finds a cure for the virus

Any/England - Misunderstanding, Kidnapping

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nation A and England are in a good relationship, until one day, Nation A saw England in a compromising situation with another nation, and Nation A is [i]mad[/i] about it. So Nation A planned and in the end, kidnapped England and ensure England won't leave him.

Bonus: Nation A saw this as a way to protect England from other nations.
Bonus: Nation A's love slowly turned to akin to twisted love, as in Nation A start to become more possessive with England and justify doing what he was doing to England.

Any/England - Twisted and Possessive Love

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Just like what the title said, England in a relationship with a nation that has a twisted and possessive love towards England.

Bonus: The nation psychologically manipulate England.
Bonus: England blamed himself whenever the other nation did something bad towards him (ex: the other nation slapped England)

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