hetalia_kink | Hetalia kink meme part 24

Oops, sorry! I saw the other comment in my In box and replied before I saw this one.

Wow, I knew they'd made changes in the movie, but I hadn't known that was one. On the one hand, I can sort of see it as a way to try to make the movie appeal more to who they thought was their target audience, but on the other, it more or less unravels some key portions of the story in the books.

In answer to your question, I had originally wanted a fill based on the books, because they're such a beloved part of my childhood. However, thinking it over, yeah, the angle you suggest could be very interesting, too.

So, I'm going back on my initial knee-jerk reaction, and either version is fine? I'd just really love to see some character exploration and how one would actually deal with being immortal, and how Nations are different from humans, too.

(My apologies for being slow. The holiday stuff keeps interrupting.)

In a fantasy AU where there are "Dreamers", people who can move between people's dreams (but not alter them in any way), fem!England is a low-ranking soldier in a small company on the outskirts of the kingdom (read: far, far from any sort of combat), content to serve in her Queen's name unacknowledged for the rest of her career. Sure, tensions are high between the neighboring kingdoms and their rulers (one of whom is fem!America), but life isn't too harsh far from the front lines. This changes when fem!France, the Queen's closest adviser (and a secret "Dreamer"), is abducted from the palace one night and the Queen disappears soon afterward. The kingdom is thrown into panic and war seems on the verge of breaking out. Fem!England finds herself one of many to search for fem!France as she might hold the key to finding the missing queen and preventing the fall of their kingdom.

Bonus: Genderbent characters. Unexpected ones.

Bonus 2: fem!England falls for her Queen. Hard. (The queen's identity is up to writer!anon, but anon would prefer her to be a canon character.

Bonus 3: fem!France and fem!Spain have some feelings for each other as well. Whether anything comes of it...

Long request is long (but under 200 words without bonuses!).

Because I think Ivan's a total size queen and would love being that full, especially if his top goes in deep.

Bonus 1: lots of emphasis on the trust and intimacy involved.

Bonus 2: the character fisting him is female or genderbent to female. (I'd love to see this filled with fem!France or fem!America.)

No Canada please. I like him, but not in this situation.

For one day, when countries have sex with each other, they can understand things from the other's perspective. For some reason it doesn't work on female nations.

Anon would really really love to see these two living together in an apartment somewhere and just being domestic and adorable. I don't mind AU settings or side pairings but please give me domestic fluff.

Super special have-my-firstborn bonus: holiday time. With Germany baking.

Second

South Italy is an insecure and angry person who hides his problems; Spain is someone who is happier not knowing. Anon wants to see them trying their hardest to make the relationship work.

Anything set during the second Punic War with Hannibal's infamous march through the Alps to invade Rome. Elephants included because elephants.

Anon is looking for humor and crack, but anything is fine, really.

A certain textbook describes the Roman Empire at the beginning of his rise to power as a "lanky teen", and I was tickled pink by this description. So, show us Roman Empire as a young, inexperienced teen trying to make it out in the world, conquering other nations and generally figuring out what the heck he is doing.

Canada reveals a talent he didn't know he had.

Yes! ~~Can he look like Spain too?~~

The scenario: Sweden and Finland have had a pretty vanilla sex life, though it's not because they don't have kinks. Both of them do have kinky things they're really into, but each one is afraid the other will be completely turned off by it, so neither of them says anything. Whatever happens to make them speak up is up to anon (maybe someone has a little too much to drink and lets something slip, etc.) but they find out about each other's kinks, and to each one's surprise the other one doesn't mind. After some consideration, they decide to have a little fun. ;)

Kinks are up to anon, though if you go the BDSM route OP would prefer it pretty mild (blindfolding, spanking, etc. are cool, but I'd prefer no blood.)

Bonus: watersports or crossdressing

Second!

I'd almost expect Prussia to set QUESTS for his favours, medieval style.

I second the request for a link! Tumblr takes too much effort to stay current on.

No pairings but a story whith chibi America when he still was a colony one night he decides to follow his big brother. Not knowing Chibi America there England does something scary. Like being a mean scary Pirate, or threatening someone while chibi America watches only England to found him at the end

Resulting America being terrified of England and crying

Bonus: Chibi America calls England a "Villian" after witness the event
Bonus: Happy ending! There reunited

OP was secretly hoping for USUK! Thank you so much for offering to fill, I'm so excited! Take whatever time you need, THANK YOU <3

Yes please, seconded!

Uh, it's difficult to see the entire event, so I'm gonna link to the 2p!Arthur blog with the tag set to the page where it starts and you can... backtrack I guess?

http://ask-2p-england.tumblr.com/tagged/vampire+event/page/2

The long and short of it is, Arthur dresses up as a vampire for Halloween, and then actually becomes one, and somehow Lutz is a werewolf, and they have a really bloody fight, and at the end of the very bloody fight they make up and kiss and be really schmoopy and it's really freaking cute. (These are the 2ps, btw. In case that wasn't clear.)

There's way more in the event, it's really dramatic and stuff. They had previously gone on a date and it was awesome, and they hooked up and were going to start a romantic relationship probably, then they had a falling out, then this happened. Anyway, I think 1p England and 1p Germany would be a) freaked out by 2ps and b) freaked out about the weird dating thing.

THAT WAS SO LONG I'M SO SORRY

I forgot to change the comment title before I hit post, geeze louise.

Seconding; and, out of curiosity, what film is that from?

Switzerland stood there, arms folded across his chest and a less-than-amused expression on his face. "Oh, hi! Uhm... I was just chatting with Thailand and Denmark. Are you...?"

Switzerland rolled his eyes. "Oh, yeah. Let's go. That is if you're not too busy." He began to walk and Belgium smacked herself mentally. You screwed up, sassy Spain scolded.

'Shut up, Spain, I know that.'

The whole walk to the shop was spent with Belgium trying to start a conversation with Switzerland. It was proving difficult, as he wouldn't even glance at her and gave her curt, short remarks. She didn't feel the need to apologize, but she also felt horrible her crush had caught her shamelessly flirting with two guys (even going as far as to feel up one of them).

However, upon reaching the restaurant Switzerland's mood lightened. He pulled out her chair, making eye contact with her and actually engaging in a lengthy conversation.

"So, what's the real reason you asked me to lunch, Belgium?" he asked, letting their last conversation die down. Belgium flushed, stirring her soup with her spoon.

"I just wanted to..."

"Is everything tasting alright?"

Belgium looked over and immediately smiled, leaning forward a bit to show the minor clevage she had going on. "Yes, I'm fine... uh... James." She practically purred his name. James smiled and laughed.

"Well, if I can get you anything else, please don't hesitate, miss." Switzerland wiped the corners of his mouth and Belgium watched him walk away.

"Yeah, no, I was totally fine, jackass. Not like I needed a refill on coffee."

Belgium realized she had, once again, made herself look like an idiot. She turned her full attention back to him. "I can call him back over if you..."

"I'd rather you not." His bright eyes were narrowed. "Look, I don't know why you invited me out to lunch if all you were going to do is patronize me."

Belgium stiffened. "I invited you out to lunch because... well..."

"Don't think I haven't noticed," Switzerland deadpanned. "I see the way you stare at me and I hear the things Netherlands and you talk about. I know you like me - or so you claim."

Belgium turned pink and looked away. "I really do!"

"I don't know... any other girl wouldn't hit on every guy in site if they truly liked someone. A girl wouldn't flirt with the waiter or flaunt skin if she was truly interested in the guy she asked to go out with."

Switzerland grabbed the glass of water nearby and Belgium inhaled. "I do like you a lot! I'm just naturally flirted," she defended. "If you don't like me than say so!"

"I do like you! That's the issue!"

There was a brief pause before he continued.

"How can I trust you? How do I know you're not being overly flirted with me?" he asked. She opened and closed her mouth. "How can you prove to me you actually care?"

She wasn't even sure herself. Switzerland shook his head, standing up and tossing some money on the table. "Look, I'm sorry. Unless you tell me that you're 100% committed to me and me alone, I cannot... I just can't date you."

He walked away and she buried her face into her hands. How was she ever going to get out of this one.

^{[ And end part one! Hopefully I can get part two up soon. I have no idea how long this will be, but I'm thinking no more than three or four parts, max. ]}

"I can't get Belgium to come out of her hotel room!"

Netherlands sighed and rubbed his forehead. Three pairs of eyes were glued to him and the Spaniard in the doorway, waiting to see what would happen. "Emma is probably just sleeping. Lazy ass bum."

"No I think she's crying!"

Netherlands rolled his eyes, and stated exasperatedly, "I don't care if she's crying. She probably watched Marley & Me again and is thinking something happened to her dogs. Remember the last meeting in Stockholm."

"But usually Romano can calm her down if that's the case and she won't even speak to him! She's locked herself in her room and I don't know why and she's crying and..."

Spain continued to ramble and finally the Dutchman was livid. "Okay fine, I will try to get a hold of her. Now leave me alone. I might actually win this hand of poker."

"Call me if she-!"

Slamming the door in Spain's face, Netherlands returned to his table and took his seat. "By the way, I checked your cards, mate," Australia replied. "Total shit."

"I was hoping you would take my bluff and fold."

"You might wanna call Belgium," Denmark stated. "I think this is about Switzerland." Thailand just nodded and collected the cards, shuffling them and distributing them. "He seemed angry with her earlier."

"Was she talking to you?"

"And Thai."

"There you go," Netherlands remarked. "Honestly, I kept telling her flirting was going to get her into trouble. Switzerland likes loyalty. She probably deserves it."

"No one deserves to be so upset they cry over it." Denmark shook his head. "I fold."

"Look, she won't listen to my advice... and Spain and Romano would much rather kill Switzerland than realize she might be the problem."

"Why don't we talk to her?" Australia suggested. "I mean, we're your best friends. We can convey your advice without her feeling like she's being attacked by her brothers."

"No offense to her but she'd be too busy slutting it up with you three to listen." Netherlands sighed, mumbling, "If only we had a female on our side. Like, someone she trusted and would listen to..."

Thailand stood up, walking over to the coffee table. "May I use the phone?"

Netherlands blinked. "Sure... uh, why?" The other three watched as he picked up the phone and pressed a couple buttons.

Thailand smiled, and replied, "I think I have a pretty good idea on who should be our female ally."

The Third Man. :)

Seconded!

Hetalia kink meme part 24

OP

fem!France + fem!England- Walking through dreams

Any/Russia - fisting

Any/any- see things from my pov

GerIta domestic fluff

Re: Russia/America, Comic Based

Spain/South Italy- making it work

Rome+Carthage-Hannibal's Elephants

Roman Empire-Teenage Years

Cuba/Canada - deepthroating

Re: Roman Empire-Teenage Years

Sweden/Finland - finding each other's secret kinks

Re: Queen Arthur/America/England Love Triangle

Re: France/Prussia -- Prussia wants to be romanced

Re: England and Germany - reflecting on 2P relationship

Chibi America catches England doing something Scary

Re: Possible Filler

Re: Nyo!Australia x Ukraine - sizing up

Re: England and Germany - reflecting on 2P relationship

^^ the reply above this one has the link! ^^

Re: Switzerland, Italy - Cuckoo Clock Speech

[SwissBelg] Chocolate Kisses [1c/?]

[SwissBelg] Chocolate Kisses [2a/?]

Re: Switzerland, Italy - Cuckoo Clock Speech

Re: England/Belgium, oral sex