Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2012-06-03 02:55 pm

Hetalia kink meme part 24

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part 24


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USUK - Unfortunate implications

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
During a break at a world meeting, England and America go to the toilet. Somehow, America gets his cock stuck in the zipper and it won't come out. Its up to England to use a hands on approach to save the day. Other nations walk in and get the wrong idea.

various/various Non-Aligned Movement as a dating club

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't help imagine the meetings of the Non-Aligned Movement as a opportunity for a lot of nations who didn't know each other very well at all before to meet. And date each other.

Maybe something about two nations from different continents who never met each other before going on a date. Or maybe speed-dating at one of the meetings. Something like that.



List of members:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Aligned_Movement#Members.2C_observers_and_guests


OCs are very welcome.

Canada+England-Eating disorder

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Canada develops an eating disorder (along the lines of anorexia or bulimia). England is the only one to notice, raise the topic with him and help him to recover.

Bonus: England in a relationship with someone who is not Canada and Canada is single (at least in the beginning) 

U.S and U.K voyeurism (and maybe some team conquest)

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Something along the lines of:
America and England like watching each other have sex with other nations/people. Sex of the dirty porny kind steeped with power play more than the equal loving kind.
England gets really hot and bothered watching America dominate others, and even likes to give tips and help him and pull strings. Emphasis on America being his heir on the throne of global politics. (occasionally he might like it the other way round, but mostly he doesn't like the idea of america being beholden to anyone else)
America likes... well you can take some leeway with this. But honestly? I kind of want to see him whoring a sardonic but willing england out and getting off on it. *clears throat* But I'd think he's likes to see the other way around just as much, as long as he's assured of England's allegiance.
They both rather like joint ventures, too.

*coughs* okay, right.

Prussia/Germany - S&M

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like Germancest with a very dominant Prussia. In my head canon, Prussia is the sadist and Germany the masochist. Prussia finds this out and refuses to indulge with Ludwig. Cue Ludwig trying to get Gilbert to punish him by breaking the rules on purpose. They end up having some hot sex, although please no bondage

Bonus: spanking. Lots of it.
Bonus 2: Dirty talk

Ensemble - Shingeki no Kyojin verse

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Titans have invaded and the nations need to learn how to use the 3D manoeuvre gear. Cue shenanigans.

Lithuania/Poland - intercrural

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen much with these guys in a long time.

Can also be Poland/Lithuania if anon wants.


Bonus: Takes place during a historical period.

Germany/Prussia - playing in snow

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's winter, and Prussia is trying to convince Germany to play in the snow with him.

Bonus: cuddling for warmth later
Bonus 2: sex!

Spain/Austria - After all this time

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen several fics with Austria and Spain set during Habsburg reign when they were married, but I'd like to see something with them set in the modern day.

They don't necessarily need to be in a relationship, but I'd like to see them dealing with the feelings of having been married for centuries and still having some sort of sentiment for each other- whether that means there's still love between them or longing on one of their parts or just a close friendship where they fondly remember their time together is up to the writer.

Prussia/Romano - masturbating at hospital

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
AU in which Gilbert is at the hospital and connected to a heart monitor. He starts jerking off at night, which causes nurse Lovino to rush into the room to see what's wrong.

I don't care if this leads to sex or not (maybe it shouldn't, depending on Gilbert's condition). It can be just arguing and embarrassment, too.

Bonus: Gilbert did it on purpose because he's got a crush on his nurse

Fem!England/Sweet Devil!America - summoning an incubus

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see fem!England as a witch, who summons an incubus, Sweet Devil!America. He proceeds to ravish her in every way, body and soul, with her as a willing, eager participant, and her loving every minute of it.

bonus: historical setting, with the additional elements of danger that that would entail

bonus 2: anal (because that was one of the things witches were thought to do with demons), DP (because who's to say a demon can't have two cocks) or maybe he even has tentacles so he can do her everywhere all at once?

bonus 3: He satisfies her like no human lover ever could.

It can be a human AU if you wish.

Canada + Britain - T2K experiments

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Canada and Britain are university students working over the summer at the T2K experiment in Japan (google it; I'd get distracted if I try to explain). Canada is studying particle physics and Britain engineering. On their lunch-breaks, Canada attempts to explain the point of the experiment and why it is important to Britain, but they end up playing 'games' (read: prank war) instead. These migrate in a quieter for to the work area, and result in something getting broken. Challenge: work together to fix it before the boss notices.
No smut, but other characters and/or pairings allowed (not USCan, but anything else).

Bonus 1 - They fail the challenge, but end up doing something useful as penance.
Bonus 2 - Austria is their boss, and uses the line 'you're not right; you're not even wrong'.
Bonus 3 - America was supposed to be the other summer worker, but got a better offer and so sent Canada in his stead. Nobody noticed.

Japan and Belarus getting it on

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
in a closet during a world meeting.

Japan made the first move and Belarus ends up going on with it. Must involved Cunnilingus, fingering and finally thrusting. *Wink* *Wink*

Bonus if Germany AND Italy walk in on them.

Double Bonus if Russia is along with them, doing his "Kol Kol Kol"

Nation A + Human!Nation B - Waking Up With a New Nationality

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Human!Nation B is just a human. For some reason, they discover they are eligible for citizenship in Nation A. They visit Nation A's country to consider it. They catch the eye of the Nation-tan of Nation A and Nation A decides to win them over.

Optional, the national avatar literally seduces them.

Bonus: I got the idea from the commercial 'Waking Up Canadian', because Canada restored the citizenship of Canadians previously denied it (being born out of wedlock for instance, google Lost Canadians). So I'd love to see Nation!Canada + Human!America

Any/Any-- Songfic

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...and how, will you ask, is this different from 'anything goes' requests? Simple: I would like something that very closely follows the atmosphere, the setting, the feeling of a song. Musical genre or duration of the piece (pieces? you may follow an opera or an album)is up to the writer.

I think that what music makes us feel is deep and beautiful, and if we trust in music to guide us through our writings, we can count on beauty. Give me that--don't forget to list what songs you based your piece on, anon!--and I'll be happy.

Bonus: Use the song as actual soundtrack to a scene, as if you were writing a TV episode or something. Or make two characters sing it!

Any - Nations are all hermaphrodites

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What it says on the tin.

UKUS Angel Arthur Devil Alfred

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Alfred is a devil and the prince of hell he also arranged to marry the prince of heaven. Not wanting to lose his freedom he escape into earth pretending to be human, while down there meets Angel Arthur.

I just want to read Seme Angel Arthur and Uke Devil Alfred based off those tumblr pictures

Prussia/Hungary - feeding and weight gain

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hungary has a strong kink for fat men and for feeding her man till he's stuffed. Prussia finds this out and gains weight and starts eating bigger meals in front of her to attract her attention.

Bonus 1: Prussia is totally shameless about stuffing himself and getting fat.

Bonus 2: Hungary sucking on/playing with Prussia's fat tits.

Bonus 3: Sex while Prussia is too stuffed to move.

France giving love advice

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
So in canon, there was a strip where France gave love advice on a radio show, and Russia asked for advice on making friends. (Or is OP's memory going bad orz)

Basically, a fill with France running a radio show or newspaper column for love advice, and various nations asking him for advice (with varying success)

Nation Animals- times that they died

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen the prompt about the number of times a nation has died, how about the times a country's animal/pet has died? Do they all have unnatural long lives or did their nation grant them?

Ame, Fra, Eng, Rus; American civil war

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
So OP recently read a fanfiction in which France and England were depicted as being against southern cesession. However in reality both France and England supported the south behind the scenes, not only because of their large investment in the cotton crop, but because they wanted to eliminate America as a contender for world power. The only nation really willing to support the union was Russia.

OP would like to see a fic regarding this. With both Britain and France being power hungry dicks. Russia's motivation for helping America are up to anon preferably mostly historical, but any others anon wants to include are fine.

Any/Any warnings for kidnap and possible consent issues

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nation A goes missing and Nation B one day finds them, but they appear to be completely human and have no memories of being a nation. I think I've seen fics like this before, but I really want Nation B to kidnap them in order to try and help them get their memories back. They take them back to their own house and basically just try to encourage their memories to come back. The two nations can either have been in a relationship before this, or they weren't. However, prompter would really like the nation doing the kidnapping to have romantic feelings for the other, even if those feelings are unrequited, or didn't actually develope/exist until after the disappearance. Could also be multiple nations/parings in the situation.

Bonus for:

Prussia/Austria, doesn't have to be main pairing, but would love if it was included. :)


I'm okay with any level of consent, with no real preference, so pretty much whatever filler is comfortable with!

TDLR: one amnesiac nation is kidnapped by the other in order to get their memories back.

Gangster AU Prusia/Aunstria

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Human AU where law abiding citizen Roderich catches the eye of ganster Gilbert.

AnyonexRussia + voyar!Belarus; Belarus observing Uke!Russia

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Belarus voyaring on her brother and his lover.

She is unamused to discover he is the bottom.

SweetDevil! UKUSRUS

(Anonymous) 2013-05-22 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Alfred was sent to the fiery pits of Hell rather than Heaven and keen to make it the best of out it. After losing his love, and finding himself rather lonely, he goes out to find company.

He soon attracts Princes of opposite sides and starts a secret relationship with both (together with one, while secretly with another; both unaware of unfaithfulness)

Prince Arthur of the West and Prince Ivan of the East?

Bonus:
1) Alfred has the two wrapped around his finger
2) Alfred milking as many benefits as he can from each Prince of Hell
3) The Princes find out eventually, but don't kill Alfred; Jealousy and possessiveness occurs (and anything else at AA's accord)

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