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Ukraine's a big country.
Nyo!Australia is too.
The two decide to see whose are bigger
Bonus 1: Nyo!Australia gets promiscuous
Bonus 2: Smut
Pretty please?
Nyo!Australia is too.
The two decide to see whose are bigger
Bonus 1: Nyo!Australia gets promiscuous
Bonus 2: Smut
Pretty please?
Liechtenstein is suffering from some A-cup angst and, through magic, is able to get her bust to get bigger. This turns out to have the unforeseen side effect of causing Ukraine's breasts to shrink somewhat (meaning the size was somehow partially transferred to Liechtenstein)
Bonus 1: The transfer is a surprise to Ukraine, but she's pleased to not have to deal with huge breasts anymore.
Bonus 2: At some point, Liechtenstein jealously fondles Ukraine's breasts, and later her own expanded ones.
Bonus 3: The size transfer is done via Liechtenstein breastfeeding from Ukraine
Bonus 1: The transfer is a surprise to Ukraine, but she's pleased to not have to deal with huge breasts anymore.
Bonus 2: At some point, Liechtenstein jealously fondles Ukraine's breasts, and later her own expanded ones.
Bonus 3: The size transfer is done via Liechtenstein breastfeeding from Ukraine
Not original op but please some on fill this
Germany is tired of the constant chaos at meetings and has had enough. After one particularly riotous EU meeting, he realises that England always seems to be the primary instigator and decides what England needs is a good spanking.
Bonus 1: Spanking becomes erotic.
Bonus 2: Afterwards, England starts deliberately misbehaving at meetings because he enjoys Germany's idea of discipline.
Germany is tired of the constant chaos at meetings and has had enough. After one particularly riotous EU meeting, he realises that England always seems to be the primary instigator and decides what England needs is a good spanking.
Bonus 1: Spanking becomes erotic.
Bonus 2: Afterwards, England starts deliberately misbehaving at meetings because he enjoys Germany's idea of discipline.
England is doesn't want to be the one who blushes all the time. France claims that he never blushes and England sets out on a quest to make France blush. I think it would be easier if they were already in an established relationship, but it's up to you.
Bonus 1: England succeeds unintentionally
Bonus 2: France blushes while everyone is watching (during a world meeting maybe?)
Bonus 3: America and Canada bet money
Bonus 1: England succeeds unintentionally
Bonus 2: France blushes while everyone is watching (during a world meeting maybe?)
Bonus 3: America and Canada bet money
DenNor, Sweden --- 'nations having sex after forging a Union', Voyeurism, Martymachlia
(Anonymous) 2012-11-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)(Long prompt, need help editing this and slimming it down)
Now my prevailing headcanon for all of Hetalia, is that, on most occasions, when nations form a really important Union (or get 'married' so to speak) it's traditional to have a 'wedding night'. The monarchs/governmental figures of each nation have also come to believe that two nations having sex after a union inspires fertility in the people of each nation, and since traditionally unions were made in times of preparation for war when new soldiers needed to be born or in times of post-war when babies needed to be born to make up for lost population, the 'wedding night' is very much encouraged by the ruling figures of most nations. Especially in the Northern European nations, considering the old norse pagan religion focused a lot on fertility and had a lot of rituals for it.
So, the story is, the Treaty of Kalmar has just recently been signed so Denmark, Norway and Sweden are told by their shared King that they should all just bang. Denmark and Norway have already been in a sexual relationship for a few centuries now, Norway doesn't really have an opinion either way about the potential threeway, but Denmark is very much against sharing and Sweden (is a virgin) doesn't want to do anything of the sort (Filler can decide if there's reasons for this). So there's problems, but then a agreement is made that Denmark and Norway have 'wedding night' sex and whilst Sweden doesn't have to be physically part of the act he does have to be witness to it.
And, as it turns out, Sweden kinda gets off on voyeurism (he gets an erection, whether he masturbates is up to filler, whether he gets aroused by simply watching people having sex or gets aroused by a person in particular (subtle but non-descript SuNor maybe?)is also up to the filler). Norway, in relation, has a pretty big Martymachlia kink, being watched by others when having sex. Denmark, in contrast, probably still gets jealous half way through and maybe it becomes rough sex?
Now my prevailing headcanon for all of Hetalia, is that, on most occasions, when nations form a really important Union (or get 'married' so to speak) it's traditional to have a 'wedding night'. The monarchs/governmental figures of each nation have also come to believe that two nations having sex after a union inspires fertility in the people of each nation, and since traditionally unions were made in times of preparation for war when new soldiers needed to be born or in times of post-war when babies needed to be born to make up for lost population, the 'wedding night' is very much encouraged by the ruling figures of most nations. Especially in the Northern European nations, considering the old norse pagan religion focused a lot on fertility and had a lot of rituals for it.
So, the story is, the Treaty of Kalmar has just recently been signed so Denmark, Norway and Sweden are told by their shared King that they should all just bang. Denmark and Norway have already been in a sexual relationship for a few centuries now, Norway doesn't really have an opinion either way about the potential threeway, but Denmark is very much against sharing and Sweden (is a virgin) doesn't want to do anything of the sort (Filler can decide if there's reasons for this). So there's problems, but then a agreement is made that Denmark and Norway have 'wedding night' sex and whilst Sweden doesn't have to be physically part of the act he does have to be witness to it.
And, as it turns out, Sweden kinda gets off on voyeurism (he gets an erection, whether he masturbates is up to filler, whether he gets aroused by simply watching people having sex or gets aroused by a person in particular (subtle but non-descript SuNor maybe?)is also up to the filler). Norway, in relation, has a pretty big Martymachlia kink, being watched by others when having sex. Denmark, in contrast, probably still gets jealous half way through and maybe it becomes rough sex?
Belgium + America (and others?) - No such thing as a "Belgian Waffle"
(Anonymous) 2012-11-22 02:59 am (UTC)(link)(Many thanks to Food Network for tiping me off on this one) In America we have the "belgian waffle" which people think originated in Belgium. Belgium has waffles all right but none of them are what we call a belgian waffle.
Anything to do with this ridiculous confusion would be awesome!
Bonus 1: Belgium dosn't get WTH America's talking about with his "belgian waffle" nonsense.
Bonus 2: Waffles get thrown at America durring an argument.
Bonus 3: The line "Belgian waffles originate in Korea, da ze!" ;)
Anything to do with this ridiculous confusion would be awesome!
Bonus 1: Belgium dosn't get WTH America's talking about with his "belgian waffle" nonsense.
Bonus 2: Waffles get thrown at America durring an argument.
Bonus 3: The line "Belgian waffles originate in Korea, da ze!" ;)
I saw someone comment that "Talk Talk Talk" by Darren Hayes is their OTP song for DenNor. I would now like to see a fic based on this song. Not necessarily a songfic, but a fic that has the same basic message as the song.
For your listening pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g4_9vDNTh4
For your listening pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g4_9vDNTh4
So, during Peter III's (short) reign over Russia, he had the craziest boner for Prussia, esp. its military. He favored Prussia over the country he was emperor of. During this time, Fritz was in control of Prussia and Russia had just allied with them in the 7 Years War. At this time, Russia was still somewhat new to Western culture and not as 'mature' as other nations.
With that background info, my prompt is: Russia visits Prussia and is absolutely infatuated with him. Prussia uses this to his advantage and has his way with Russia, 'consummating' their alliance. Prussia tops.
Bonus: Prussia embarrasses Russia, not humiliates.
With that background info, my prompt is: Russia visits Prussia and is absolutely infatuated with him. Prussia uses this to his advantage and has his way with Russia, 'consummating' their alliance. Prussia tops.
Bonus: Prussia embarrasses Russia, not humiliates.
America wants engage in BDSM with Lithuania as his sub, but is too scared to ask in fear of bringing up bad memories that he had with Russia. How Lithuania decides is up to the author! I would prefer it if human names were used, but country names are fine too.
Bonus (if there is smut): Crossdressing from either America, Lithuania, or both.
Bonus (if there is smut): Crossdressing from either America, Lithuania, or both.
In spite of it all, America still loves his gas guzzling hummer. A love story between a nation and his truck.
Bonus: at one point America hummers Canada (either throwing one at him or giving him one, perhaps in exchange for gas)
Bonus: at one point America hummers Canada (either throwing one at him or giving him one, perhaps in exchange for gas)
So Finland is Santa Claus, basically the head honcho of the North Pole, and Sweden is the elf who lives above the stables and takes care of the reindeer because all of the other elves are too scared of him (or if you want to have a less foolish reason for him to be all-but outcast from the elf community, go ahead and use it.)
Sweden falls in love with Finland (who doesn't notice him at all), but knows nothing will come of it.
One of the reindeer falls ill, and Finland comes to visit - running into Sweden when he does. He's scared of Sweden at first, but gets to know him, and falls in love.
The other elves (Denmark?) find out about the friendship between Sweden and "Santa" and take matters into their own hands, mocking Sweden, beating him up, anything to show that they really don't approve.
Happy ending please!~
Bonuses:
- Sweden is half-blind so he doesn't realize that it's Santa he's befriended and fallen in love with - until one of his tormenters tells him, making him wonder if perhaps he really isn't good enough for Finland.
- Peter is Santa's apprentice.
- Hanatamago is a orphaned white reindeer that Sweden raises (extra bonus: but Finland names her/him for some reason).
Sweden falls in love with Finland (who doesn't notice him at all), but knows nothing will come of it.
One of the reindeer falls ill, and Finland comes to visit - running into Sweden when he does. He's scared of Sweden at first, but gets to know him, and falls in love.
The other elves (Denmark?) find out about the friendship between Sweden and "Santa" and take matters into their own hands, mocking Sweden, beating him up, anything to show that they really don't approve.
Happy ending please!~
Bonuses:
- Sweden is half-blind so he doesn't realize that it's Santa he's befriended and fallen in love with - until one of his tormenters tells him, making him wonder if perhaps he really isn't good enough for Finland.
- Peter is Santa's apprentice.
- Hanatamago is a orphaned white reindeer that Sweden raises (extra bonus: but Finland names her/him for some reason).
Francis always been blessed with talent, money, being the president of his own compagny and a devoted father to a young Matthew. He and his son goes on a much needed vacation to bad their yatch happens to be in the Bermuda Triangle when a storm hit. They find themselves on a deserted island well as deserted an island can be when it is inhabited by a certain British Pirate and his crew, weird creatures, Nazi Soldiers and not so welcoming natives.
I want a story that involve the modern man meeting the man of age past kind of like Jules Verne Mysterious Island without the exploding island.
Bonus 1: contain Scotland
Bonus 2: no alfred
Bonus 3: FrUK romance
I want a story that involve the modern man meeting the man of age past kind of like Jules Verne Mysterious Island without the exploding island.
Bonus 1: contain Scotland
Bonus 2: no alfred
Bonus 3: FrUK romance
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Just basically, Russia gets smitten with Romania and forces his way. Whether he realizes what he's doing is rape is up to the filler.
At one point, the Netherlands attempted to invade Macau to get back at Spain. At this time, Spain and Portugal were sort of in a union, and Macau belonged to Portugal, but only as a trading post rented from China.
I'd like to see Macau fight off Netherlands' advances, and sucessfully save himself.
No shota, please.
bonus: Portugal is there and helps to save Macau.
bonus2: China worries over Macau like a mother hen.
I'd like to see Macau fight off Netherlands' advances, and sucessfully save himself.
No shota, please.
bonus: Portugal is there and helps to save Macau.
bonus2: China worries over Macau like a mother hen.
US/Belgium - HS AU, awkward about only liking him after he's hot
(Anonymous) 2012-11-22 06:34 am (UTC)(link)Popular girl Emma is only peripherally acquainted with chubby, loud, unpopular underachiever Alfred. He seems friendly, but kind of a lazy slob and bad with people. She isn't among those who tease him, but doesn't give much thought to it either (he never seems bothered anyway). When Alfred goes away for the summer one year, Emma hardly notices.
Cut to the new school year and you know where this is going. Alfred has grown, he's lost the acne and baby fat, has more fashionable glasses and is paying attention in class. Emma doesn't even recognize him until he reintroduces himself. They end up spending more time together due to sharing classes/activities and Emma finds out that Alfred was more affected by all the teasing than she realized. He was afraid of being ridiculed even more if he tried and failed at losing weight/sports/class/etc and so didn't bother. Once he was in a new environment, he was more willing to try.
Emma develops a crush on Alfred, but feels increasingly bad about only noticing him after he cleaned up. As attracted as she is to him as a person, after all, she can't deny that the initial spark was set by his new look. Happy ending, please.
Bonus: The activity they have in common is cheer-leading
Double Bonus: Alfred is still self-conscious underneath it all, especially when teased about his old appearance/lack of fitness. Emma realizes this and steps in when some goodnatured ribbing goes too far.
Cut to the new school year and you know where this is going. Alfred has grown, he's lost the acne and baby fat, has more fashionable glasses and is paying attention in class. Emma doesn't even recognize him until he reintroduces himself. They end up spending more time together due to sharing classes/activities and Emma finds out that Alfred was more affected by all the teasing than she realized. He was afraid of being ridiculed even more if he tried and failed at losing weight/sports/class/etc and so didn't bother. Once he was in a new environment, he was more willing to try.
Emma develops a crush on Alfred, but feels increasingly bad about only noticing him after he cleaned up. As attracted as she is to him as a person, after all, she can't deny that the initial spark was set by his new look. Happy ending, please.
Bonus: The activity they have in common is cheer-leading
Double Bonus: Alfred is still self-conscious underneath it all, especially when teased about his old appearance/lack of fitness. Emma realizes this and steps in when some goodnatured ribbing goes too far.
With permission from author DerpyEponine, requester would like to see what the story behind the drawing "It's Just France" is.
Drawing: http://derpyeponine.deviantart.com/gallery/30172106#/d5fcu5r
How France ended up in this situation is up to the writers. Just explain away.
Bonus: France is tied up or restrained for most of the story, and not just one part.
Drawing: http://derpyeponine.deviantart.com/gallery/30172106#/d5fcu5r
How France ended up in this situation is up to the writers. Just explain away.
Bonus: France is tied up or restrained for most of the story, and not just one part.
In which Japan crosses paths with Cio-Cio-san, the tragic heroine of Puccini's Madame Butterfly, several times during the events of the opera (maybe even before?). Since Butterfly is a tragedy, break my heart anon!
Human names, please.
Bonus 1: Japan interacts with the other characters in the opera, too (like Pinkerton, Suzuki, Sharpless, Sorrow, etc.)
Bonus 2: Other nations that had something to do with Japan during the time period having cameos.
Bonus 3: An ending set many years after the opera's ending, in which Japan's connections with Cio-Cio aren't quite dead yet.
Human names, please.
Bonus 1: Japan interacts with the other characters in the opera, too (like Pinkerton, Suzuki, Sharpless, Sorrow, etc.)
Bonus 2: Other nations that had something to do with Japan during the time period having cameos.
Bonus 3: An ending set many years after the opera's ending, in which Japan's connections with Cio-Cio aren't quite dead yet.
RusAme fandom...I am disappointed in you. Himapapa gives us this beautiful ship-tease, and you do almost nothing with it! Some art here and there, but no fics? Seriously?
So, rant over, someone write a fic for this thing, for the good of us all!
http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/nonlinear.php?otyauke2 (skip to the end) You can even keep the mochis if you want, however that works...
So, rant over, someone write a fic for this thing, for the good of us all!
http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/nonlinear.php?otyauke2 (skip to the end) You can even keep the mochis if you want, however that works...
Australia has been largely influenced by both England (obviously) and America (culturally, politically etc.). I want to see a story where England and America are in a relationship and Australia goes to them for Help or advice. They act as metaphorical older brothers.
Bonus: Aus is upset and needs comfort.
Bonus 2: At one point England and America finish each others sentences.
Thank you
Bonus: Aus is upset and needs comfort.
Bonus 2: At one point England and America finish each others sentences.
Thank you
Ukraine and or Belarus/random men - sex slavery + mind break
(Anonymous) 2012-11-22 08:32 am (UTC)(link)Let's say there is an old legend that the more the male citizens of a female nation come inside said nation, the more prosperous the country will be. Let's say either Belarus' or Ukraine's (preferably anonymous and/or fictionalized) leaders (or both if you are ambitious) find out about that legend and decide to enact it.
Cue whichever female nation being abducted by her own government, and fucked and filled with cum against her will day in and day out. They beg and fight for it to stop, but it is no use, and what's worse is how they keep forcing her to come, until it's almost like her body has been trained...
Bonuses:
I: There is no specification that it has to be human citizens...
II: Dirty talk
Cue whichever female nation being abducted by her own government, and fucked and filled with cum against her will day in and day out. They beg and fight for it to stop, but it is no use, and what's worse is how they keep forcing her to come, until it's almost like her body has been trained...
Bonuses:
I: There is no specification that it has to be human citizens...
II: Dirty talk
A high school AU where England is unable to swim and somehow this is discovered by someone. Instead of laughing or telling everyone they offer to give him lessons. From here they progress to friends and eventually a relationship.
Bonus: the partnering is USUK, Prussia/UK, or S. Italy/UK. I'm totally up for nearly any pairing though.
Bonus 2: England is all straight A's, composed and mature, horrified at the idea he doesn't know how to swim.
Bonus 3: His "teacher" has to rescue him at least once.
Bonus: the partnering is USUK, Prussia/UK, or S. Italy/UK. I'm totally up for nearly any pairing though.
Bonus 2: England is all straight A's, composed and mature, horrified at the idea he doesn't know how to swim.
Bonus 3: His "teacher" has to rescue him at least once.
So, I didn't know what else to put in the subject. Sue me.
I want something totally non-sexual. All I really want is for someone to describe a nation's hands, while they're doing something totally normal and boring. Preferably with emphasis on them having long graceful fingers.
Bonus(if you could call it that): England making and drinking tea, or Austria playing piano? They just seem like they'd have nice hands.
OP would also prefer that it was just the one character by themselves, from a sort of fly on the wall perspective. However, I won't object to it being another character, but I don't like yaoi.
I want something totally non-sexual. All I really want is for someone to describe a nation's hands, while they're doing something totally normal and boring. Preferably with emphasis on them having long graceful fingers.
Bonus(if you could call it that): England making and drinking tea, or Austria playing piano? They just seem like they'd have nice hands.
OP would also prefer that it was just the one character by themselves, from a sort of fly on the wall perspective. However, I won't object to it being another character, but I don't like yaoi.
England is transformed into a cat and found by America who dutifully takes him in.
Bonus: As a cat England acts like he doesn't care about Americas until someone else is nearby when he'll demand complete attention.
Bonus: Initially he feels very uncomfortable being held but ends up loving the hugs.
Bonus: As a cat England acts like he doesn't care about Americas until someone else is nearby when he'll demand complete attention.
Bonus: Initially he feels very uncomfortable being held but ends up loving the hugs.
Pirate Arthur has heard stories about a mysterious island full of treasure, that are lived by people where there more to gender, Pirate Arthur sets out to found this mysterious island and meets native omega Alfred
Sorry if this does not make sense, English is my second language.
Sorry if this does not make sense, English is my second language.
Recently I was really sick and had I high fever, apparently I said and did some pretty odd things. I would love to see someone taking care of a really feverish England and then witnessing him go into fever delusions and rambling amongst periods of lucidness.
Bonus 1: if they are really worried but find it cute at the same time.
Bonus 2: He cannot be reasoned with and in the end to avoid upsetting/aggravating him they have a conversation with his "magical friends".
Bonus 1: if they are really worried but find it cute at the same time.
Bonus 2: He cannot be reasoned with and in the end to avoid upsetting/aggravating him they have a conversation with his "magical friends".
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