hetalia_kink | Hetalia kink meme part 24

Oh my god! Oh.My.God! This! I love this even more now. Are you going to tell the story? Please, tell me you're going to tell the tale, and not just leave it hanging like this. I love this fill so much I don't even. I love Arthur's attitude to Alfred's reactions, and I love Alfred's reactions. More! Please?

Inspired by watching the Vikings series.

fem!England is a English princess seized by viking raiders. Initially intended for ransom the viking leader (Denmark) starts to fall for her biting charms. She in return is slowly intrigued by viking culture, people and religion, at first barbaric to her it slowly becomes thrilling.

Bonus:
- Denmark has a poor grasp of English and she knows no Danish, language barrier mishaps
- Sex when it happens starts off dubcon
- Eventually he says screw the ransome and marries her

There's no better way to start out a fanfic than with a little Awesome Trio playing video games! I'm so glad someone's finally filling this, dear author anon, you have no idea. Despite fangirling over my favorite trio of all time, I also really liked how you incorporated the characters' individual languages. Keep up the good work, author anon!

second!

In 1760’s the Kirkland family migrate to the colony, years later Arthur Kirkland the son and heir has an affair with the cook Francis Bonnefoy who also a witch. But unable to return his love, Arthur later meets a colony native Alfred Jones, and falls in love with him. In fit of rage Francis has Alfred killed and turns Arthur into a vampire…Enter the decade 1970's where Arthur returns.

Based off Tim Burton 2012 film

Every so often, for varying reasons, the nations will switch genders for a certain amount of time. When this happens, often the first and last things to change will be the nation’s genitals, leaving the nation as one gender, but with the opposite genitals (female with a penis, or male with a vagina) for a few days each time they switch. These instances are fairly common and the nations are generally comfortable with them when they happen.

Two nations are both going through the switch around the same time, one from male to female and the other from female to male. Cue some gender-fuckery sex with the female-with-a-penis penetrating the male-with-a-vagina.

No non-con or dub-con, please.

Bonus 1: This is the first time one or both of them has done something like this, so there’s some experimentation and they have a lot of fun with it.

Bonus 2: Other forms of sex besides penetration as foreplay, oral, fingering, hand jobs, etc. This could fall under the experimentation mentioned in Bonus 1.

Bonus 3: If authoranon wants, this could be expanded into a threesome (or more), as long as there is at least one female-with-a-penis and male-with-a-vagina in the group.

Germany and Italy, after long/hard/intense sex, all exhausted and sticky and messy, cuddling the crap out of each other.

I don't really care what else they do- pillow talk, anything- but I'd like the cuddling and the messiness and if possible lots of description.

/slinks away

agree for bonus 2

OP would like to see little!Russia Bbrest feeding off of Ukraine. Where exactly anon goes with this is up to them. OP is fine with most anything, though if it were to continue into adulthood I would love you forever.

Bonus: if it does continue when Ivan is an adult. He /isn't/ creepy about it.

OP has always had the head canon that Alfred hasn't cried since the civil war (by that I mean real crying, not 'fake' crying like when England 'died') the basic idea is that the war made him realize how pointless it was to cry over things he considers 'childish' and so it all ends up bottled up and corked in... Rather than crying about bad things that happen to him (such as pearl harbor or 9/11) he gets mad, and violent, hitting back twice as hard and making his pain go away by sifting it onto someone else.

Bonus: the fill (ironically?) ends with Alfred legitametly breaking down. Perferably in front of someone who knows how rarely he cries for real.

Some how, through some screwed up time warp or another. The America and Russia from two different alternate universes end up in the regular universe where there is established RusAme.

What complicates things is that the AU!America, comes from a world where he was raised by Russia. And the AU!Russia comes from a world where he was raised by America (who rose to power before him through some convoluted logic I'm not particular about)

Cue the awkwardness of: WHY THE HELL AM I MAKING OUT WITH DAD?!

Bonus: nurture over nature. If you know what I'm saying.

High school AU where dweeby freshman America pursues junior Vietnam after she has ended ties with long-time beau France. Senior and older/ wiser Russia also pursues Vietnam.

America is close, but gives up lost hope. Sophomore England had been America's friend for quite some time and finally confesses. America does like England, but still feels bad abou Vietnam.

Bonuses?

1) The Vietnam War was a tragedy for all the civilians and even the country itself. I am not prompting this to make fun or mock the war in any way. This prompt is based off the bittersweetness of Hetalia's AmeViet. I would like it if Author stick to innocence of a high school unrequited love.

2) Bittersweet ending would be lovely.

3) 10 year fast forward of lives.

Prussia is a sadist, and masochistic!Nation A tries to seduce Prussia. Nation A is secretly masochistic, and has heard of Prussia's tastes. This is all fully consensual, and the OP wants to see some good kinky smut. No PruCan or cutting of any kind please.

Bonus 1: Nation A is Germany or Hungary
Bonus 2: Spanking

Prussia has a life-sized sex doll that he has altered to look like the nation of your choice. Said nation finds out and makes Prussia demonstrate his fantasies about him/her with the doll while he/she watches. Whether this leads to sex with Prussia and the nation is optional.

The other nation can be anyone, but plus points if it's Austria, Hungary, Germany, Switzerland, Romano or Belarus. No need to ask if you want to use someone else, just go for it. :D

Glad you like it so far, OP. I'll try to get up there next part soon and I hope I keep it up to your expectations!

Some alien species (or single alien) sees great potential in earthlings as household pets, but they don't want to have to catch new ones all the time.

After some difficulty with most of their humans dying during the breeding process from complications, they come upon the Nations who are not only stronger and more durable than humans, but have both genders capable of bearing children.

So they catch all the Nations they can find and leave.

Would like to see forced mating - aliens pair them up based on how desirable their offspring might be, splitting actual pairings up for breeding pairs. (example: GerIta -> GerAme, LietIta?) Use of aphrodisiacs to encourage mating.

Any micronations are separated from the rest, to be prepped for sale.

Maybe Tony works with any Nations that escaped to try and bring the stolen Nations home. (Maybe not...)

BONUS: All the nations are paired up (see above) and separated from each other, and the forced isolation causes some of the odder pairings to actually grow close. [I would love you forever if this happened to Canada/Liechtenstein]

BONUS: If they're rescued, a micronation (or more than one) is sold before rescue comes, and they have to find him/her.

BONUS: Babies. (Whether or not they're human or Nation is up to A!A)

All our favourite Hetalia characters in a high school setting as freshmen-seniors join in on a mock UN.

Twist is that they receive a country that is not their own and try to portray the new foreign policy views in a comedic way with backlash from the 'true' country.

I.E.
Ivan picked up his card and the entire room silenced as he dark aura began spreading through his face. Finally, he coughed violently into his fist and muttered in a monotonous voice. "I am totes not being pig-headed and a overtly capitalist when I say this, dudes. However-"

Alfred stood up and slammed the table. "I object to that totally lame portrayal of the awesome US of A!"

"Quiet Mr. Jones, you're Turkey!"

Aww cutest prompt ever! Seconding~

Any (canon, legal) female character wears a bra or bikini top that's noticeably (but not painfully) too small. Whether it's on purpose or not is up to the filler. Her breasts spill out the sides/over the top and her lover just goes crazy over it. Smut, please! I'd like if she kept the bra/top on but that isn't required. Just include lots of breast worship!

Bonus 1: Femslash~
Bonus 2: If Bonus 1 is in effect, the bra/top is her lover's~

So one day a nation's butt gets a voice of their own. Take it from there, any/all pairings welcome.

In the 1990s America made webpage after webpage using Geocities, used lake applets, blogged, Livejournaled, Xanga-ed, etc, autoplay, and many gifs. Present day, present time he looks back on his online past. Cringe/nostalgia welcome along with other nations.

Because we usually see Alfred as the Super-Hero and Arthur as his arch-nemesis. This time, it's Alfred as the Super-Villain and Arthur as the Super-Hero, and Alfred capturing Arthur with a trap. The Darker and Edgier the fill is, the better! |D

Bonus 1: Alfred isn't as innocent as he appears to be.
Bonus 2: Some Stockholm Syndrome on Arthur's part.

Five months. "Five bloody fucking months!"

"Please, Egnland hush. You're going to burst my eardrum."

"Do you care at all?" he hissed, clearly on edge, about to snap at one wrong word or move.

"Of course I care! But one of us has to keep a- cool head? Calm? Whatever the term, or Alfred won't be getting any help." There. He'd admitted it. Francis had finally admitted the fact that even he thought the American needed help.

There was a long, almost painfully silent pause in which Arthur seemed as if he would retaliate before he heaved a sigh and slumped in his seat. "I never realize how good that boy was at hiding…" he mumbled.

"Arthur… He's not a boy. He's a young man and knowing him as I do I highly doubt he can see what he's doing to himself, whatever that may be."

"I know Francis, I know. Dammit.. That's exactly what I'm afraid of."
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They had every right to be afraid for Alfred's safety.

He woke up and rolled over, bleary eyed and tired, but unable to sleep. 6:16 glared back at him from the green glow of his clock.

It was another hour before he would roll out of bed, an hour of moments spent attempting to relax, and cursing his body for the never ending frustration of waking up hungry.

He shuffled out of bed, socks, sweatpants, a long sleeve shirt, and slippers in place of what used to be only boxers because he was so warm. Now he missed those days, always cold.

He glared at his reflection as he brushed his teeth under the harsh bathroom lighting. Gone was the smiles, however sleepy, the faint tan of time spend outside, or even the handsome sheen of healthy hair. He hated his reflection. Truly hated what stared back at him. Dull blue eyes. Sallow skin, pocked with acne. He poked his cheek after he'd spit and rinsed, pinching the fat on his jaw. It wasn't fat, only skin. He'd lost the youthful baby fat that had still resided on his face, now replaced with an ill looking man. He looked older than he had. He wouldn't glare at the rest of his body, that came later in the day before he showered. He spared himself that grievance in his morning routine.

Next came breakfast. He made his way downstairs, yawning again and wondering if he could go back to bed. (He never did. Couldn't sleep. Could only lay there and poke at pockets of fat or overthink everything he'd ever done. It was getting to him. He munched on his celery. Crunching. Crunching… And broke. This was nothing new. He 'broke' often enough. This lack of willpower was part of why he hated himself. The crunching was no longer of the celery, but a chocolate chip cookie. A test to his willpower which he'd failed.

Next came the exercise. To punish himself for his earlier slipup he forced himself into the pool. He used to dearly love swimming, but being so cold… Well, cold water was less than pleasant. And that was when he froze. Not from the water of course, but the unwelcome slam of his front door.

"Alfred? …Alfred?!"

Why was Arthur at his house? "Alfreeed?" And Francis?! He quickly scrambled form the pool, drying and getting dressed as he tried to decide what to do. Had his boss sent them? He hadn't been getting any work done… But it was impossible to focus lately. "Shit.." he muttered under his breath, pacing by the pool.

"Alfred?" His voice was softer but the man in question jumped all the same, turning to the door with wide eyes to see Francis. He offered a wide grin and a small wave, making no move to get any closer. And how strange he must've looked, hair wet and fully dressed, pacing by the pool. "Yes… It's too cold outside. Come in, Arthur and I came all this way to see you!" he said with false cheer, filling the silence caused by Alfred's lack of words, turning and calling inside to let Arthur know that he'd been found.

"We're staying for a few days," he continued on with the same cheer as he forcibly drug Alfred inside who was in no shape to fight it. Francis tried not to cringe at the boney wrist in his grip.

Well shit. "Oh… Yeah? That's..cool! I've not had anyone over in a while!" He slowly found his normal tone of voice, something he'd rarely had to use these last few months.

Arthur felt sick when he saw what Francis was dragging inside. Alfred. His poor, poor Alfred, was so… "Honestly now, what were you doing outside with your hair wet? You'll catch cold," he scolded gently, much to Alfred's bewilderment. "I was just… swimming?" he answered, clearly confused. "Yes, yes. Well, come on then. Need to get you dried off." And Arthur needed to do something mundane so that he and Francis had a chance to organize their thoughts. This was nothing like they expected. This was… Who was this? This wasn't the Alfred he knew. This imposter had none of his boisterous energy, potent charm and happiness. And Arthur missed that. He felt a twinge at the fact it was gone, sitting Alfred on the commode lid with no protest and gently, caringly rubbing his hair dry with a towel. No one knew what to say it seemed.

America & Canada are really "neurotic" in this: America does almost everything to get attention and Canada is extremely shy. So whenever Canada has a problem, America does something to draw the attention away from him. Sometimes the easiest way to do so is to claim Canada's problem is his own problem!

This works - until Canada gets a really serious problem. You can choose whatever you want (e.g. an eating disorder like bulimia so someone hears Canada throwing up in the bathroom and America says it was him.)

Whatever you choose leads to the following situation:
America has other nations knocking on his door to help him! At first he enjoys all the attention but he has underestimated the whole thing. Pretending to have this problem is harder than he had imagined. Moreover he starts to realize that his brother needs help. As much as America loves the attention, he comes to the point where he has to "betray" Canada and tell the truth.

Problem is: the other nations don't believe America! They think he's in denial!
It gets even worse because Canada is too scared to stop lying!

Ending is in your hands, A!A

Bonus:
1: twin fixation (in a good and bad way: some sweet kisses, sleeping in each others bed from time to time, and when they fight it gets very, very nasty!)
2: angst! America struggles to reveal their secret for so long not only because he likes the attention. He's actually terribly afraid that Canada might not forgive him.

Hetalia kink meme part 24

Re: Tattoo. Penis. Lemme see. 2

Denmark/fem!England - Viking captive

OP Here!

Re: Anyone/Japan - human AU, kidnapped scientist

Dark Shadows UKUS, One-sided FrUk

Any/Any – Genderbending, genitalia switch

GerIta post-coitus

Re: USUK - Hero Voice

Russia(?x)Ukraine; Brest feeding

America; he doesn't cry

AmeRus/RusAme; Alternate universes raised one and other

Unrequired AmeViet, Future UKUS/ RusViet

Prussia is a sadist

Prussia/any - sex doll

A!A here

Any/Any - Aliens "Human Breeding"

High School Mock UN

Re: England/other British Isles nation – England forces them to sleep in the same bed as him

Any Character/Any Female Character; bra/bikini top too small

Any; talking butt

America + internet; past internet addiction

US/UK - Alfred as Super-Villain

Re: Carb free isnt enough 5a/?

Re: Carb free isnt enough 5b/?

Canada, America: dealing with a very serious problem