hetalia_kink | Hetalia kink meme part 24

An AU based on this picture: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzp1eiwax1rsnq02o2_1280.png

Go any way the muses take you, author anons; just gimme some fem-slash in honour of fem-slash February! ;)

Bonus: A WWII AU, where Fem!Canada is a nurse and Fem!America is in some kind of army position (here's a link for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_roles_in_the_World_Wars#United_States_of_America)

You could definitely have phrased this less aggressively and assholeishly; unless you're intending to come off as degrading the OP's request, which I highly suspect that you are. In which case, please respect 'my kink is not your kink' and get outta here. The kinkmeme is here specifically so people can request this type of thing, it's kind of the idea. If you don't like it, just leave it alone.

Young!Romano has a thing for older men, and has recently taken a fancy to his babysitter, Antonio. He seduces the crap out of him and Antonio wants it, but is reluctant. In the end Romano wins, and he and Antonio begin to go out. I'm thinking Romano is about 14-15 and Antonio is about 17-20. Anon is looking for a Good place in he'll, and hopes you'll accompany her!

I assume you're looking for some kind of AU or fantasy world where slavery in 1800s America wasn't a race-based institution that victimized Africans and whose proponents regarded 'Negros' as inherently subhuman? Not an actual historical fill, but a whitewashed version that doesn't touch on the true awfulness?

Oh, goodness, not whitewashing of history! Not in the Hetalia fandom, a fandom of a webcomic that treats World War II as a giant game of Capture the Flag played by hot ambiguously gay bishie-boys where nobody gets gassed to death and then incinerated in huge ovens!

Hooray for more of this fill!

I love the rest of the family sitting around making comments, because the British Isles are totally that kind of family. And wow, France making sure England is okay with him getting off with his brother is so nice :) as well as the fact that it's a little bit more than just casual sex for him.

Scotland totally loves Ireland's fat hips. Which she has from drinking. And Ireland misspoke - she meant to say "choke with a haggis" ;)

“Why can’t you just be like a normal brother and sister?”

(Because they're secret lovers!)

Actually, I agree with this from a historical standpoint. American slavery did not include slaves of European ethnicity. Other cultures definitely did, but not America.

Everybody remember these guys? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I would love to see something, anything, with Canada as Snow Miser and America as Heat Miser (yes I know it gets cold in some places in America to... But not as cold. he's definetly the 'hotter' twin. If you know what I'm say ;) lol)

Bonus: includes Finland as Santa claus.

Ukraine is used as a dairy cow, including being milked, kept in a stable, forced to move on all fours and moo, etc. Con or noncon is fine, as are any related breast/petplay kinks you'd want to introduce.

Since women fought in combat roles in the Red Army I would like to see something dealing with that with Belarus and or Ukraine. Or if you want to write about a female OC Soviet republic, that's ok too.

Well... no incest. Especially Prussia/Germany. Other than that, everything is fine! (You can also write a pair of siblings if you like, you are the writer after all. But I might not read it...)

dude

i think it's pretty clear that they want an alternate universe kinky sex slave kind of deal

not a serious take on slavery

or history

I am perfectly aware that slavery is race based. But let's consider for a moment, the number of black cannon characters in hetalia.

Now that we have run through the complete lack of them. (Sechelles doesn't count.) let us move on with our lives.

Thank you anon.

holy fuck

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this is a personal sexual fantasy of mine, and i really cannot believe i never thought to apply it to ukraine even though it should be obvious

seconding so hard

Why doesn't she. And you forgot Cameroon.

To be fair, anon never said "omg hdu ask for slavefic ugh I hate this fandom", they just pointed out that American slavery+European slaves simply doesn't add up.

yes

The friendship between the bad Touch Trio usually regard lightly, as not-too-deep kind of friends that just like to have fun together. But I want to see this friendship as real strong, deep friendship, in which the three guys really help each other through the hardships of life. I want a scenario that shows at least one of the boys in a truly difficult situation, and the other help him and support him (they could all have problems and support each other, of course).

I actually prefer AU humans for that. Please no Nyotalia/genderbend!

Another day, another week, another month, another year. The two couldn't have said how long they had been together, often too focused on making one another happy to keep track. That wasn't to say they never fought, their fights were with exchanged words and glowers and occasional slaps. Their apologies were heartfelt and honest, or hesitant and uncertain.

Ups and downs certainly characterized the two, but still it was Sweden's hands which fascinated Canada.

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Soft rose rays of light filtered into the sky, a pastel pink to cover the west, shot through with brilliant streaks of golden fire and crimson undertones. Quietly the duo sat on the front doorstep of Matthieu's old farmhouse, gazes fixated on the sky. "They're better after a storm," commented the younger, his weight resting on his left hand, small splinters of wood pricking into the pads of slightly callous hands, "if it was nice out earlier it wouldn't be this bright."

A soft chuckle came from the other, cerulean eyes flickering to meet jasper ones for a moment, before returning to the sky. "You say that now, but s'pretty clear you don't like storms."

A frown tugged at the corner of the Canadian's lips, shifting his right hand to rest on top of the gloved hand of his companion. "I- no, that's not true. I mean, I- yeah, okay. I don't like storms. But it's not like they'll stop happening any time soon. At least they mean its getting warm out."

Berwald shook his head, dismissing the conversation wordlessly. For several moments more, a comfortable silence lingered, before he felt his hand being lifted as the smaller straightened up a bit and cradled it in his own.

"Is it okay if I..." Trailing off, he gave a gentle pull at the fabric of the glove, glancing up at the other for confirmation.

"Don't see why you need to, s'just a hand, Matt."

Not hearing anything to say he couldn't, the man gave another experimental tug, trying to ease the material off of his hand. He stopped only when the other spoke up. "Matthieu, stop."

"Fine then- would you at least tell me why you won't take them off? It's summer Ber, they can't be comfortable."

"It shouldn't matter to you." His voice had taken on a slight edge, not venomous or sharp, but holding a warning in its tone.

The other pressed his mouth into a thin line, impatience ringing in his voice, "It does matter- I want to know what you're trying to hide."

"I'm not hiding them from you. I'm protecting you from them."

Within a minute the North American nation had disappeared inside, white screen door swinging shut with a definite bang behind him. After reflecting for a moment on the other's short temper, Sweden rose, heavy footsteps carrying him to the road for a walk, wanting to give space to the clearly irritated Canadian.

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When he came back, it was to Matthieu on the couch, calmly flipping through the pages of a novel. His footfall alerted the seated nation to his presence and his eyes rose, the book set onto an end table out of the way. "I still want to see your hands." His voice held a note of determination, a statement that he wasn't about to drop the subject, but also a tone suggesting apology, perhaps for his insistence, perhaps for storming inside as he had, perhaps for both.

The Swede rolled his eyes, settling beside him on the chesterfield and pulling off one glove, hesitantly, and then the other with a little more confidence. "You really are bull-headed."

A hum was the only answer he received. One finger ran slowly across the back of one hand, lingering on faint scars, faded by time, nearly forgotten by history. "Why do you think you need to protect me?"

His hand was lifted into the lap of the Canadian, caressed delicately by thumbs. "There's blood on my hands, don't want it to get onto yours." Momentarily he thought back to centuries long gone, to men dead at his feet, friend and foe alike. To times he had bled, defeated. Times he had smiled, victorious.

His thoughts were interrupted by pressure on the back of his hand, small circles massaged into large palms, and a tentative kiss to each of his fingertips. "You can't protect me from your history, and you don't need to. I've seen war too. Disaster too. we're not all that different, and I'm not a kid any longer." A wispy smile touched his lips, broadening into something more substantial. "I'm not afraid of what your hands have done."

He took his hand again, setting it back on its owner's lap, and picking up the other one. Fingers traced the outlines of thin cuts and wide burns long healed, lips placed lingering kisses over callouses and veins. His index finger dragged along one scar, wrapping around the heel of his hand and ending just shy of his wrist.

"I'm sorry, didn't mean to treat you like one, I only meant-" his words were cut off by a kiss, soft and slow and yet full of certainty. When it ended, the only thing he received was a soft smile.

"It's alright."

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Author!Anon here! I'm sorry it took a few days for the update, I had some difficulty with dialogue here, and I'm still not happy with it.

Not sure how many more parts this'll be, not too many, I believe. There's no smut coming, it's not something I'm comfortable with or good at writing, honestly.

I'll try to be quick with the next update!

OP: Thank you so much for your kind words- I'm sorry if you're craving SweCan now- it's silly how hard it is to find any of decent quality.

but the op also added the axis as slaveowners which sure doesn't "add up" either if we're trying to hold to any sort of historical accuracy. japan, italy, and germany all in america and owning slaves? come on.

this request obviously isn't intended to have anything to do with history. it's just a fantasy based on a kink, which is fine.

france is preferred, but someone else would also be ok :>

Alfred couldn't manage to get a date for the prom and pressured Matthew to be his date
which includes wearing a prom-dress. However they get in a fight nearly in the beginning
and Matthew tries to survive the evening by drinking a bit to much.
While he is alone at the bar a certain french man notice him.

Bonus: Francis really things Matthew is a girl until the dress is gone,
he is confused, but still pleased with what he finds

AU in which Arthur Kirkland is a gentleman by day, stripper by night - and no one knows. He doesn't need the money, he does it for the thrill.

So Francis or Alfred (pick one) is quite shocked to visit a club and find none other than grouchy, tea-drinking, usually-dressing-like-a-stuffy-old-man Arthur working a pole in a skimpy outfit like he was born for this - and he's sober, even.

Take it from there however you want. I'm ok with blackmail and dubcon if you want to go that route, but both people should enjoy it in the end (I am interested in this purely as a kink/fantasy, not realism). I'm also ok with incest if you want Arthur and Alfred to be related.

Alternatively, Arthur could be a porn actor, or a some sort of kinky performer at a bdsm club. Phone sex service would be hilarious as well (imagine Al or Francis having to put on a different voice or accent to avoid Arthur recognizing them and hanging up!).

Whichever pairing you pick, please don't bash or villify the other character! Also, no genderbends please.

Bonus: Arthur's real job is a teacher or professor. Al or Francis is his student or colleague.

Okay so technically the options are just a Butler!UK AU or a story where England and America have to act out as butler and master at a party.
Please surprise me anon, detail it however you like *u*

~I'LL BE EXPECTING GLORIOUS SMUT~

BONUS for both: Watersports/Omorashi (I dunno, that's just one of my favorite kinks for the bed wetter XD).

Hetalia kink meme part 24

Fem!America/Fem!Canada - AU

(frozen comment) Re: Ensemble- Old fashion slave AU

Spain/Romano Seduction

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OP

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America, Canada- the miser brothers

Ukraine: Human cattle

Belarus and/or Ukraine, army experience

Re: tempted...

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(frozen comment) OP

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+1

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Re: Gourmet club/Swimming club - food and/or water sex

Bad Touch Trio - Deep friendship, helping and support each other

Sweden/Canada - 2a/? - The Gloves Aren't Off

Re: Sweden/Canada - 2b/? - The Gloves Aren't Off

(frozen comment) /dif

Re: Us/Uk + Canada(/France) - making love in someone else house

France/Canada+ America - Crossdressing

USUK or FrUK - human AU, Arthur secretly moonlights as a stripper for fun

UKxUSA- Butler!UK