A nation, any nation, start flirting with their crush. Unfortunately, they were rather awkward/very creative/just so strange that they start using innuendos. About their crush's landmass. Maybe the hot beaches, the amazing curves, whatsoever.
Maybe their crush was just naive or dense enough to think that the nation really meant it (Well, they are real countries, with real land mass, so it wasn't too farfetched...?) Cue the rumor starting that the nation have a land mass kink.
Other nations (Especially France) are surprisingly interested in the kink.
OP liked USUK, DenNor, Spamano, RusPrus, GerIta, Franada, HongIce, RomaniaBulgaria, but think crack pairing is better for this, maybe IrelandIndonesia, WalesPrussia. But I'm open to anything (Especially more crack pairing) really.
Bonus 1 : It start because a map was in the nation's sight when they flirt
Bonus 2 : The other nations start suspecting each other of having the same kink
Bonus 3 : Some other nations (Cough*AmericaandGermany*cough) start using similar innuendos and pick-up lines
If anybody is interested (or just want a good laugh) it was Inspired by these sentences from moonlighten's Law of Attraction :
Catch his eye? It was a map. Wales wondered if he was supposed to find Peru's coastline arousing, Serbia's borders aesthetically pleasing.
"Um," he said, stalling for time.
Was this the real reason he'd gravitated towards being romantically involved with humans? Was there something he was missing that other nations understood?
"I'm not sure that…"
Did Scotland get hot and bothered looking at pictures of the Alps? Did England have to go and have a lie down if he watched a documentary about the Mississippi delta or Algarve beaches? They'd never mentioned anything, but, then again, it wasn't as if they'd ever sat down and had an in-depth discussion about their wanking habits or anything.
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Any/Any, Ensemble - Mistakenly thought of having Land Mass Kink
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 05:36 am (UTC)(link)Maybe their crush was just naive or dense enough to think that the nation really meant it (Well, they are real countries, with real land mass, so it wasn't too farfetched...?) Cue the rumor starting that the nation have a land mass kink.
Other nations (Especially France) are surprisingly interested in the kink.
OP liked USUK, DenNor, Spamano, RusPrus, GerIta, Franada, HongIce, RomaniaBulgaria, but think crack pairing is better for this, maybe IrelandIndonesia, WalesPrussia. But I'm open to anything (Especially more crack pairing) really.
Bonus 1 : It start because a map was in the nation's sight when they flirt
Bonus 2 : The other nations start suspecting each other of having the same kink
Bonus 3 : Some other nations (Cough*AmericaandGermany*cough) start using similar innuendos and pick-up lines
Inspiration
(Anonymous) 2012-04-28 05:41 am (UTC)(link)Catch his eye? It was a map. Wales wondered if he was supposed to find Peru's coastline arousing, Serbia's borders aesthetically pleasing.
"Um," he said, stalling for time.
Was this the real reason he'd gravitated towards being romantically involved with humans? Was there something he was missing that other nations understood?
"I'm not sure that…"
Did Scotland get hot and bothered looking at pictures of the Alps? Did England have to go and have a lie down if he watched a documentary about the Mississippi delta or Algarve beaches? They'd never mentioned anything, but, then again, it wasn't as if they'd ever sat down and had an in-depth discussion about their wanking habits or anything.