It's the 21st century. Everybody brings a tablet device or a smartphone to world conference meetings.
Cue: Epic sessions of Draw Something. (http://itunes.apple.com/sg/app/draw-something-by-omgpop/id488627858?mt=8)
See, Draw Something gives prompts with nation names. A lot. I want a fic in which Nation A and Nation B are playing a game of Draw Something in a meeting, and Nation C comes up as a prompt.
In the spirit of trolling Nation B, Nation A decides to draw a NSFW picture of Nation C. Cue hijinks.
Bonus 1: Nations A and B are Prussia and Estonia. Bonus 2: Nation C is Russia. Bonus 3: He finds out.
Pairings can be up to author. NSFW-ness also up to you! I'm mostly open to anything, except raeptruck!Russia, which makes me sadface.
Augh this would not leave my head!!! Innocent!Anon has apparently acquired a minor case of a dirty mind. Also, I have never actually played Draw Something, only googled it, sorry OTL
Estonia stared boredly at the document he was supposed to have read for... whatever England was talking about. Ever since he'd downloaded that voice-recording app, the bespectacled Nation had found it hard to pay attention in world meetings. But Latvia was leaning over, reading along, so Estonia couldn't get back to doing more interesting things.
Finally England finished and sat down, and Latvia quietly thanked Estonia and turned to look at his paper copy of the next nation's topic. Estonia minimized England's document and re-opened his game of Draw Something. It greeted him with the fairly mundane word of ''palm tree.'' Estonia scribbled a wide trunk and some spiky leaf-branches. He added a few coconuts for fun.
Across the room, leaning in a corner behind his brother's chair, Prussia filled in the word and got one of his own. Estonia waited.
A circle... a face... a happy face... scribbled-on brown hair... a hair curl... Estonia started to fill in ''Italy'' as Prussia added a speech bubble saying ''ve~'' Across the table from Estonia, the real Italy was asleep and drooling on his notes, probably dreaming of pasta. It had been a long meeting.
Estonia looked at his next word. Jazz. How in the world was one supposed to draw jazz? Estonia scribbled out a stick figure with a sax. Prussia's first guess was ''horn''. Estonia added an emphatic arrow to the sax. Prussia wrote ''jazz'' and it was his turn.
Across the room, Prussia started grinning. Estonia looked. He had five letters. A line appeared proceeding from one side of the screen. Another line below it. They were capped off on nearly the other side of the screen with a semi-circle. Estonia quirked an eyebrow. Prussia labeled his picture ''5 m''.
Estonia's eyes widened in surprise. He didn't even know Draw Something knew that word. Latvia glanced over at him.
"What's so surprising about Spain's economy? Almost everyone's economy is like that right now." The smaller nation queries. Estonia muttered something vague an quickly filled in the word to get Prussia's drawing off of the screen before Latvia saw it. Well that was a bit embarrassing.
At least Denmark didn't look over. Estonia thought, sliding a glance at the nation to his left. Then the who table would hear about it!
Estonia pushed his glasses up his nose and looked at his next word. ''Russia.'' Hmm... and then Estonia got an idea. He could get Prussia back with this.
He drew a tall stick figure. He considered adding a scarf, but he didn't want Prussia to guess it until he was done. He drew a long line proceeding from the joining of the stick-man's legs and body. He labeled it ''7 m''. Then, feeling vengeful, he circled the end of it. Added a body and arms, a scribble of hair to the circle, making in a head. Eyes. Then Russia's scarf, on Russia. As an afterthought, he added Gilbird flying above Prussia's head, just to make it clear who that stick figure was.
At each addition, Prussia's eyes widened, and understanding slowly dawned on his face, followed by a seething look. Estonia was quite proud of himself, and could not contain a smile. Meanwhile, Spain sat back down, finished, and Japan stood up.
"Hey, Estonia! Can I have you're copy of-" Denmark leaned over and took a grab at Estonia's iPad. Estonia didn't close Draw Something fast enough. "Whoa, what's this!?" Denmark forgot, in his interest, to whisper - something hard for the boisterous Nation to remember to do anyway - and several heads turned.
"You've been playing Draw Something this whole time?" Latvia asked, trying to look over, and Estonia automatically moved a hand to stop the young nation. Denmark wiggled the iPad out of Estonia's other hand.
"Whoa!" He exclaimed. Across the table, Italy woke with a start at the exclamation. "Is that... and that's... Russia, is it really that long?" Denmark called down the table, turning the screen so everyone could see it.
"You are an idiot." Norway muttered from Denmark's left as Estonia stared in horror from Russia to the Dane and back again.
this first exchange is a reference to the second comic here: http://aph.starry-sky.com/rkgk6.html
Russia was wearing his usual smile. He glanced over at America and said "Da."
"That's a lie!" America's cheeks were burning with a blush. "No-one actually has-"
"Hey!" Prussia objected from his corner.
You probably don't ''actually have-'', as America put it, either. Estonia thought, wishing Prussia would just fill in ''Russia'' and clear the screen.
"Do you want to check that?" Russia said benevolently, smiling his same smile at America.
"No." America said flatly.
"The you can't contradict me." Russia cheerfully replied.
Throughout all of this, Japan's face was turning several shades of red and Switzerland was trying to figure out how to at once cover Liechtenstein's ears and shoot those responsible for this affront to his idea of his little sister's sensibilities. A few chairs down from Japan, Korea was grinning. As soon as Russia and America fell to silence, he chimed it.
"Those were invented in Korea, of course."
"That doesn't even make any sense aru!" China flailed his arms in indignation. "You can't invent that!" One long sleeve smacked Korea in the face. The other caught France's mostly-empty wine glass and launched it a little ways across the table. What wine was left soared the rest of the distance across the table and landed on Russia's favorite scarf.
"Oh." Russia's face fell. Beside him, Belarus leapt up.
"How dare you ruin brother's scarf!?" She screeched. Out came the knives. China tried to push his chair backwards and stand up all at once, and ended up in a heap behind his overturned chair, moaning over his back. Belarus was using her chair as a stepping stool with the apparent intent of taking a short cut across the table.
"Bela, please don't!" Ukraine sobbed, leaning over the table to stop her sister as Belarus stepped onto the polished surface. France, despite the knifes not far from his head, could not seem to resist leaning across the table himself, hands outstretched with one obvious purpose in mind. England turned red and yelled something at the Frenchman about decorum.
"Now this is more like it." Denmark handed Estonia's iPad back, satisfied.
"You meant for that to happen?" Estonia stared at him, aghast.
"The meeting was getting boring." The tall Dane shrugged. "Now it's almost normal. All we need is a fi-" Denmark didn't finish, as Switzerland's fist connected hard with his face. Denmark fell out of his chair laughing. "A fight! Exactly!" Denmark finished before returning the blow, and the two rolled away in a flurry of fisticuffs.
Estonia sighed and looked back at his iPad. The drawing that had started it all was gone, and had been replaced by a hairy beast with a large nose, a line dividing the screen, and a picture of a guy sitting at a computer. Five letters. Estonia declined to fill in the obvious ''Troll'' and instead looked across the room for Prussia. He was not in his corner, although Gilbird remained there, guarding Prussia's iPad.
From much closer across the table, Estonia heard Italy squeak "Prussia!" Estonia looked up. Prussia had lifted the little Italian and was slinging him over his shoulder.
"Italy is mine now, bruder!" He proclaimed. Germany shoved back his chair and moved to tower over Prussia, but the white-haired man had dodged a swift kick in the shins from Romano on his other side and was already making for the door. Germany and Romano's irate yells tangled together as they both leapt after Prussia.
"Ve~. Today's meeting sure is interesting." Italy commented.
Estonia considered the chaotic room. Ukraine was trying to hold Belarus back while Macau helped China up and Hong Kong helped as well but pretended not to be helping; England had slapped France and the two had begun to fight as usual; Russia was smiling at America, who was looking more and more ready to punch that smile off Russia's face with each passing second, which Estonia was sure was Russia's intent. Behind him, Estonia could hear Denmark and Switzerland knocking into a side-table, sending the expensive vase to the floor with a crash. Austria's mouth twitched at that, and his fingers drummed out a bit of Chopin on the table. Prussia was halfway out the door with Germany hot on his heels, Romano having been accosted by Spain, who had come to the meeting drunk as well as sick and now apparently had decided what he really needed to fix his economic cold was a hug. Poland was trying to steal Hungary's fry pan, claiming he needed to see if the heat from Japan's face could fry an egg. No-one else was looking at paperwork or thinking about economies or anything anymore, either.
"Maybe it is better this way." He said aloud. Estonia closed Draw Something and carefully packed away his iPad, and then went off to startle one of Greece's cats and blame it on Turkey.
Sorry author!anon is sorry that author!anon forgot to pair anyone. Author!anon came up with this on the bus home and has to scribble it down quickly before lunch. You may ship whom you wish. A!a personally ships GerIta, DenNor, SuFin, Giripan, Spamano and the entire Frying Pangle, but also threw in some one-sided PruIta and perhaps a secret UKraine (Iggy/Ukraine) relationship? Anyway, a!a hopes OP does not mind the genfic.
(And hopes someone else will also fill if OP does mind!)
Author!anon would also like to apologize to her dearest Mattie for not finding a spot to mention him. Sorry, Canada. I didn't forget you! You just didn't happen to join the chaos!
AHAHAH this was adorable. RUSSIA'S SEVEN METRES. AND UTTER CHAOS ENSUING. <3
One thing though -- I know you said you've never played Draw Something -- so this is something you won't get until you've played it/ have friends explain the game in excruciating detail because they want you to play it with them (NO GODDAMMIT NEVER-- oh alright, alriiiighhhtt). Draw Something is turn-based so you get to spend as long as you like drawing, then you send the whole thing to the other person who has as long as they like to guess. So it's not like Win Lose or Draw (or whatever) where there's live feedback.
But other than that, great fic! Thank you! I was beginning to despair of anyone actually filling it... \o/
This was hilarious! And don't worry about no pairings - sometimes genfics can be more entertaining because we're not focused on who's with who. And honestly, with a silly prompt like this one, I personally think pairings are a bit out of place as they would serve no purpose.
Anyway, I love how Denmark made the scene on purpose because he was bored <3 And did Gilbird draw the troll? XD
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Any/Any - Draw Something
(Anonymous) 2012-03-23 09:37 am (UTC)(link)Cue: Epic sessions of Draw Something. (http://itunes.apple.com/sg/app/draw-something-by-omgpop/id488627858?mt=8)
See, Draw Something gives prompts with nation names. A lot. I want a fic in which Nation A and Nation B are playing a game of Draw Something in a meeting, and Nation C comes up as a prompt.
In the spirit of trolling Nation B, Nation A decides to draw a NSFW picture of Nation C. Cue hijinks.
Bonus 1: Nations A and B are Prussia and Estonia.
Bonus 2: Nation C is Russia.
Bonus 3: He finds out.
Pairings can be up to author. NSFW-ness also up to you! I'm mostly open to anything, except raeptruck!Russia, which makes me sadface.
Artfills are welcome (may be easier? IDEK)
How To Draw Chaos [1/2]
(Anonymous) 2012-04-09 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)Estonia stared boredly at the document he was supposed to have read for... whatever England was talking about. Ever since he'd downloaded that voice-recording app, the bespectacled Nation had found it hard to pay attention in world meetings. But Latvia was leaning over, reading along, so Estonia couldn't get back to doing more interesting things.
Finally England finished and sat down, and Latvia quietly thanked Estonia and turned to look at his paper copy of the next nation's topic. Estonia minimized England's document and re-opened his game of Draw Something. It greeted him with the fairly mundane word of ''palm tree.'' Estonia scribbled a wide trunk and some spiky leaf-branches. He added a few coconuts for fun.
Across the room, leaning in a corner behind his brother's chair, Prussia filled in the word and got one of his own. Estonia waited.
A circle... a face... a happy face... scribbled-on brown hair... a hair curl... Estonia started to fill in ''Italy'' as Prussia added a speech bubble saying ''ve~'' Across the table from Estonia, the real Italy was asleep and drooling on his notes, probably dreaming of pasta. It had been a long meeting.
Estonia looked at his next word. Jazz. How in the world was one supposed to draw jazz? Estonia scribbled out a stick figure with a sax. Prussia's first guess was ''horn''. Estonia added an emphatic arrow to the sax. Prussia wrote ''jazz'' and it was his turn.
Across the room, Prussia started grinning. Estonia looked. He had five letters. A line appeared proceeding from one side of the screen. Another line below it. They were capped off on nearly the other side of the screen with a semi-circle. Estonia quirked an eyebrow. Prussia labeled his picture ''5 m''.
Estonia's eyes widened in surprise. He didn't even know Draw Something knew that word. Latvia glanced over at him.
"What's so surprising about Spain's economy? Almost everyone's economy is like that right now." The smaller nation queries. Estonia muttered something vague an quickly filled in the word to get Prussia's drawing off of the screen before Latvia saw it. Well that was a bit embarrassing.
At least Denmark didn't look over. Estonia thought, sliding a glance at the nation to his left. Then the who table would hear about it!
Estonia pushed his glasses up his nose and looked at his next word. ''Russia.'' Hmm... and then Estonia got an idea. He could get Prussia back with this.
He drew a tall stick figure. He considered adding a scarf, but he didn't want Prussia to guess it until he was done. He drew a long line proceeding from the joining of the stick-man's legs and body. He labeled it ''7 m''. Then, feeling vengeful, he circled the end of it. Added a body and arms, a scribble of hair to the circle, making in a head. Eyes. Then Russia's scarf, on Russia. As an afterthought, he added Gilbird flying above Prussia's head, just to make it clear who that stick figure was.
At each addition, Prussia's eyes widened, and understanding slowly dawned on his face, followed by a seething look. Estonia was quite proud of himself, and could not contain a smile. Meanwhile, Spain sat back down, finished, and Japan stood up.
"Hey, Estonia! Can I have you're copy of-" Denmark leaned over and took a grab at Estonia's iPad. Estonia didn't close Draw Something fast enough. "Whoa, what's this!?" Denmark forgot, in his interest, to whisper - something hard for the boisterous Nation to remember to do anyway - and several heads turned.
"You've been playing Draw Something this whole time?" Latvia asked, trying to look over, and Estonia automatically moved a hand to stop the young nation. Denmark wiggled the iPad out of Estonia's other hand.
"Whoa!" He exclaimed. Across the table, Italy woke with a start at the exclamation. "Is that... and that's... Russia, is it really that long?" Denmark called down the table, turning the screen so everyone could see it.
"You are an idiot." Norway muttered from Denmark's left as Estonia stared in horror from Russia to the Dane and back again.
Re: How To Draw Chaos [2/3]
(Anonymous) 2012-04-09 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)Russia was wearing his usual smile. He glanced over at America and said "Da."
"That's a lie!" America's cheeks were burning with a blush. "No-one actually has-"
"Hey!" Prussia objected from his corner.
You probably don't ''actually have-'', as America put it, either. Estonia thought, wishing Prussia would just fill in ''Russia'' and clear the screen.
"Do you want to check that?" Russia said benevolently, smiling his same smile at America.
"No." America said flatly.
"The you can't contradict me." Russia cheerfully replied.
Throughout all of this, Japan's face was turning several shades of red and Switzerland was trying to figure out how to at once cover Liechtenstein's ears and shoot those responsible for this affront to his idea of his little sister's sensibilities. A few chairs down from Japan, Korea was grinning. As soon as Russia and America fell to silence, he chimed it.
"Those were invented in Korea, of course."
"That doesn't even make any sense aru!" China flailed his arms in indignation. "You can't invent that!" One long sleeve smacked Korea in the face. The other caught France's mostly-empty wine glass and launched it a little ways across the table. What wine was left soared the rest of the distance across the table and landed on Russia's favorite scarf.
"Oh." Russia's face fell. Beside him, Belarus leapt up.
"How dare you ruin brother's scarf!?" She screeched. Out came the knives. China tried to push his chair backwards and stand up all at once, and ended up in a heap behind his overturned chair, moaning over his back. Belarus was using her chair as a stepping stool with the apparent intent of taking a short cut across the table.
"Bela, please don't!" Ukraine sobbed, leaning over the table to stop her sister as Belarus stepped onto the polished surface. France, despite the knifes not far from his head, could not seem to resist leaning across the table himself, hands outstretched with one obvious purpose in mind. England turned red and yelled something at the Frenchman about decorum.
"Now this is more like it." Denmark handed Estonia's iPad back, satisfied.
"You meant for that to happen?" Estonia stared at him, aghast.
"The meeting was getting boring." The tall Dane shrugged. "Now it's almost normal. All we need is a fi-" Denmark didn't finish, as Switzerland's fist connected hard with his face. Denmark fell out of his chair laughing. "A fight! Exactly!" Denmark finished before returning the blow, and the two rolled away in a flurry of fisticuffs.
Estonia sighed and looked back at his iPad. The drawing that had started it all was gone, and had been replaced by a hairy beast with a large nose, a line dividing the screen, and a picture of a guy sitting at a computer. Five letters. Estonia declined to fill in the obvious ''Troll'' and instead looked across the room for Prussia. He was not in his corner, although Gilbird remained there, guarding Prussia's iPad.
From much closer across the table, Estonia heard Italy squeak "Prussia!" Estonia looked up. Prussia had lifted the little Italian and was slinging him over his shoulder.
"Italy is mine now, bruder!" He proclaimed. Germany shoved back his chair and moved to tower over Prussia, but the white-haired man had dodged a swift kick in the shins from Romano on his other side and was already making for the door. Germany and Romano's irate yells tangled together as they both leapt after Prussia.
"Ve~. Today's meeting sure is interesting." Italy commented.
Re: How To Draw Chaos [3/3]
(Anonymous) 2012-04-09 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)Estonia considered the chaotic room. Ukraine was trying to hold Belarus back while Macau helped China up and Hong Kong helped as well but pretended not to be helping; England had slapped France and the two had begun to fight as usual; Russia was smiling at America, who was looking more and more ready to punch that smile off Russia's face with each passing second, which Estonia was sure was Russia's intent. Behind him, Estonia could hear Denmark and Switzerland knocking into a side-table, sending the expensive vase to the floor with a crash. Austria's mouth twitched at that, and his fingers drummed out a bit of Chopin on the table. Prussia was halfway out the door with Germany hot on his heels, Romano having been accosted by Spain, who had come to the meeting drunk as well as sick and now apparently had decided what he really needed to fix his economic cold was a hug. Poland was trying to steal Hungary's fry pan, claiming he needed to see if the heat from Japan's face could fry an egg. No-one else was looking at paperwork or thinking about economies or anything anymore, either.
"Maybe it is better this way." He said aloud. Estonia closed Draw Something and carefully packed away his iPad, and then went off to startle one of Greece's cats and blame it on Turkey.
Sorry author!anon is sorry
(Anonymous) 2012-04-09 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)(And hopes someone else will also fill if OP does mind!)
Author!anon would also like to apologize to her dearest Mattie for not finding a spot to mention him. Sorry, Canada. I didn't forget you! You just didn't happen to join the chaos!
OP here
(Anonymous) 2012-04-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)One thing though -- I know you said you've never played Draw Something -- so this is something you won't get until you've played it/ have friends explain the game in excruciating detail because they want you to play it with them (NO GODDAMMIT NEVER-- oh alright, alriiiighhhtt). Draw Something is turn-based so you get to spend as long as you like drawing, then you send the whole thing to the other person who has as long as they like to guess. So it's not like Win Lose or Draw (or whatever) where there's live feedback.
But other than that, great fic! Thank you! I was beginning to despair of anyone actually filling it... \o/
Re: Sorry author!anon is sorry
(Anonymous) 2012-04-17 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)Anyway, I love how Denmark made the scene on purpose because he was bored <3 And did Gilbird draw the troll? XD