hetalia_kink | Hetalia kink meme part 22

Rome and Germania are seen visiting the living sometimes, so this time Greece's mother decides to meet her now grown-up son again.

When she does so, though, she also unexpectedly bumps into Turkey.

What happens from then on is up to the author.

Because the time for Eurovision shenanigans is nigh. Humor, politics and ridiculousness abound.

It's my headcanon that Prussia is a genius. You know one of those people who sit in class and don't try but can ace everything if they like. I figure he would lie about the grades he gets, after all he has a reputation to keep up. Or actually doesn't try but for some reason needs to pull up his grades so starts trying. I would like AU but if you can make it work in canon go for it. How do his friends/siblings react when they find out? Anon doesn't mind the use of human names.

Bonus 1: Bad touch trio is much loved

Bonus 2: The reason he has to get good grades/pull up his grades is because of his father (Vati!Germania is also much loved)

Bonus 3: Someone cheats off of Prussia and he gets accused of cheating

http://www.nationalcherryblossomfestival.org/about/2012-centennial/

This year, the National Cherry Blossom Festival in Washington, D.C. celebrated its centennial, so I'd love to see some Ameripan fluff in honor of the gift!

Chinese invasion of Tibet played differently from usual; well-meaning-but-unstable!China genuinely thinks he's helping Tibet. Kind of like the big-sibling-instead-of-romantic equivalent of a yandere. He is obviously wrong, but won't listen to reason. He protects Tibet-the-character from his humans, whatever they do to Tibet's, but does so by locking him in the basement or something along those lines. Tibet-the-character isn't physically harmed much, but naturally is displeased. Ifwhen China-the-character comes to his senses (which would probably have to happen at a point set in the future), it's too late. Basically Yao's still abusive, just not as exaggeratedly evil as he tends to be shown in fics like this. (What the Chinese authorities did and are doing there is/was inexcusable, but I doubt it was caused when someone in charge just felt like making people suffer, and the nation-tans have known each other for a lot longer than the humans involved so I doubt they'd have the same level of hate and contempt. And China's humans haven't exactly been great to each other, either.)

Bonus: "No, this totally isn't like when Japan invaded me, really ..."

During the World Meetings, the nations' human bosses gather elsewhere for their own meeting, solely to bitch about how embarrassing/annoying/etc their respective nation-tans are. "So who costs more, lawsuits from yours or property damage from mine?"

Politically touchy bonus; using the fanon theory that the Koreas are alternate personalities in the same body, their bosses agree that nothing is more pathetic than watching a guy apparently get in a slapfight with himself. (Double-touchy bonus: North is a girl, and has told her bosses the shared body is female. It isn't.)

I want fic based on HetaHazard! It's one of those fan RPGs:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6B499B1018CAA84A&feature=plcp

Some possible characters I'd like the major focus to be on are Italy, Germany, America, England, Canada, Hong Kong, Prussia, Romano, and/or Spain. Especially in relation with where the storyline is currently going with the most recent parts.

Bonus for side GerIta, Prumano, Asakiku, and/or FrUK.
Another bonus if more nations wind up trapped there as well.

Down with the five meter jokes! Prussia has got into a relationship with someone, and that someone is getting curious about why they aren't having sex already because Prussia has a reputation of being a sex fiend. In reality, Prussia made all that up because his penis is so embarrassingly small that he rarely if ever has the guts to show it to anyone other than his own hand. The person he's dating finally discovers the secret. Reaction and what comes then are up to A!A. Can be crack or serious.

Absolutely any pairing is okay, and it doesn't matter who tops or what kinks there are if there's sex.

Australia has never had sex. This gets out and the Europeans start to pursue Australia. In order to ‘save’ their little brother from the likes of the Bad Touch Trio, the NA brothers decide to take action and do Oz a favour by helping him lose his virginity. Even if he’s reluctant to let them help at first.

Bonus - Dom!Canada’s the one who initiates it

Bonus – Double penetration

Bonus – Orgasm denial

When did the first nations come about? With the first tribes of humans, with the agricultural revolution, or something else?

And what was it like for them, being first? Were they feared or treated as a god or a special member of the group?

What was it like for them, discovering that they're different from everyone else? Or watching the people they'd grown up with grow old and die? How did they deal with being a nation when there was no one else to mentor them?

Show me how life was for the world's earliest nations.

Not the cocktail. Though you can throw it in if you want.

Romano, sex and beaches are the only requirements, really. Other partner(s), type of sex, and type of beach (sandy or with rocks? Flat or steep? Isolated or filled with people?) are up to anon (though I am partial to pine trees, if you need an idea for the setting. Romano's part of Italy has some nice ones. But really, any beach is fine). It doesn't even have to be a stereotypical nice day, it can be stormy or even raining or whatever.

I have weirdly specific urges, okay.

Bonus: the sex, or at least the foreplay, happens in the sea.

Am I hyped for the movie? Yes I am.

Avengers assembled, have to train to be a team. Against America.

Bonus - America is having WAAAAAAAY too much fun with this.

Some years back, (human) Alfred and Matthew experienced some sort of scare – like they were in an accident or something – that left them just terrified at the thought of losing each other. They made a pact that if one of them died, the other would join him as soon as possible.

They kept this a secret from everyone, and so Arthur has no idea when he and Alfred get together. They have a deeply loving relationship (maybe even get married?) for years before Arthur finally finds out, after Matthew is diagnosed with a terminal illness...

Happy ending or sad, who dies and who lives, is up to you.

Prior to the unfortunate opium business, England was in a relationship with China, which obviously ended in a horribly messy and bitter breakup. Later, when he befriends Japan, he decides to use him to hurt China - what's more fun than letting your ex know you're fucking his estranged little brother? Unfortunately for him, just as he finds himself developing real feelings for Japan, Japan finds out England had intended to use him, and is Not Pleased. Soap-opera-esque fun, yay! (Timeline: Opium Wars 1839-1842 and 1856-1860, First Sino-Japanese War 1894-1895, Anglo-Japanese Alliance 1902.)

Nations are surprised by the fact that humans can't do things nations can, e.g. walk across the entirety of Europe in an afternoon, and by the fact that humans can do things nations can't, e.g. disobey a direct order from their leader. They fail to understand human biology (such as pregnancy since baby nations just appear, and exactly how much injury to a human will cause death since nations regenerate), and emotions (being centuries old gives you a worldview humans would consider weird). Just play with this idea. I'd like to see more done with how different the nations must be from humans.

Fem!Russia dresses the Baltic sisters up and holds a dolls' tea party with them as the dolls. They're not permitted to move or speak unless she directs them, and she hand-feeds them and forcibly moves them into various poses. I like scarily-unstable-overgrown-child Russia more than intentionally-evil Russia, but that doesn't make it any more fun for the Baltics. She doesn't intentionally sexually molest them, but the forcible posing definitely makes them uncomfortable.

Greece and Japan encounter each other for the first time since WWII ended. Japan is really hesitant to open up to him as much as he used to at first because of all that happened during the war, and avoids sex with him because of his scars from the bombings, which he is ashamed of and doesn't want Greece to see. Sex eventually ensues.

Bonus: body-worship of Japan by Greece in general.

Rome is beginning to get used to raising his grandson, but gets caught off guard when Chibitalia comes down with a cold. Fighting and Flirting have not prepared him for caring for a sick child, but he will try his best to nurse his dear grandson back to health.

Nothing sexual, please.

The cast of Hetalia in fruit basket story, all character having the curse, to be discover by an outsider.

The Tohru character filled by Hungary, discover the Zodiac curse. The cat is Prussia, and the rat is Austria

Note you can change or alter fruit basket story too, just don’t change Hetalia characters personality to match fruit basket characters.

Also if the Hetalia universal is somewhat mirror into the story

Bonus: If America the Rabbit, because America being the Rabbit sounds adorable! But I want adult America not the kid; England being the seahorse, China is Akito or God, France the snake and if he runs the costume shop with Canada, Russia the dog, and for the rest of the zodiacs I have no preference. But would love too see Sealand as one of them!
Also you can pick who Tohru friends are, and rest characters.

Bonus: For pairings I’m a big fan of Austria/Hungary/Prussia Love triangle, England/America, Russia/China, France/Canada, Germany/N.Italy, and Spain/Romania and would love too see them in the story.

America is inspired to write a poem about Canada and why he loves him so much, but it was never ever ever supposed to be read by anyone else because his crush on Canada is kind of a secret. So naturally he loses the poem, and someone else finds it and decides it absolutely must be shared at the next meeting. It is far from a literary masterpiece, and America must endure the humiliation of everybody laughing at him and taunting him, growing genuinely embarrassed, blushing and everything.

He’s so consumed with his own embarrassment, that he doesn’t even realize how much his poem is making Canada’s heart melt.

Bonus: Canada asks if he can keep the poem afterwards
Bonus 2: The poem has naughty parts
Bonus 3: Canada thanks America afterwards with a kiss, and says something like, “I think you’re *insert lame poem line here*, too”

I hope you can request art!fills

I really want to see a picture with Dom!Italy and Sub!Germany.

In chibi form.

Because Russia has a larger nose than other characters, I want to see a highschool AU where he's super self-conscious about his nose. After years of getting teased about it, he considers getting rhinoplasty. Up to anon whether he goes through with it or not.

I"m not too sure about the specifics of the situation, so anons, feel free to do whatever you want with the prompt.

If relationships are involved, I'm not a fan of Russia paired with China. Anything else is fine, but Russia/Latvia is love.

bonus: Other students try to talk him out of it (or into it).

Arthur being the Star Trek fan that he is, for some reason this is my head cannon; I can see him liking this show, and mocking star wars.

Gets an idea to make a movie about Alternative history of American Revolution, because next generation did alternative timeline all the time

He of course shows the trailer to Francis and Alfred first

Arthur all serious about the film, and trailer despite it being crack humor

Francis and Alfred are beyond angry, seriously go nuts with this trailer.

Francis character basically becomes a frog mutant pervert, and becomes more gross looking in each scene

Tentacle monsters are in the film as well, only because Kiku wouldn’t invest in the movie if Arthur didn’t add them,
also at one point the movie becomes anime before going back to live action.

Founding Fathers are actually evil monsters, having British army come save the day.

Extra Bonus? Arnold Schwarzenegger is evil George Washington, and Johnny Depp plays Arthur

Because the red cross started by a Swiss person, I want to see Switzerland involved with activities of the Red Cross.

Because a lot can fit into Russia. So I'd like to see some loving, realistic fisting with Ivan as the bottom.

Mama Greece - visiting Greece and Turkey

Europeans - Watching Eurovision

Prussia - Secretly a Genius

Ameripan--100th Anniversary of the Gift of Cherry Blossoms

Tibet + well-meaning-but-insane yandere!China.

Human leaders bond over how embarrassing their nation-tans are.

Ensemble - HetaHazard

Prussia/Any - Prussia has a small penis

Canada/Australia/America – Losing virginity

OC Nations--The Very First Nations

Romano/Any, sex on a beach.

America - Avengers Training

USUK – Brothers' suicide pact

England/China, England/Japan; getting back at ex backfires.

Anyone, nations' misconceptions and misunderstandings about humans.

Fem!Russia and fem!Baltics, "doll's" tea party.

Greece/Japan - post WWII sex

Rome and Chibitalia- Colds

Ensemble Cast Fruit Basket Parody

America/Canada – Bad Poetry

ItaGer- Chibi bondage

Russia- Self conscious about nose & rhinoplasty

England makes a movie about American Revolution

Switzerland- Red cross