England didn't know how this obsession with the man's ass had even began, he just seemed to notice it one day when he saw the cheerful man trying to hug the south part of Italy...Romano was it? Well whatever. The point was that Spain had pretty much tackled the poor lad down to the ground chanting "you're so cute, you're so cute!" over and over again. Arthur hadn't meant to look at his ass at the time, he was meant to yell at the Spanish twat to get off the poor boy but his ass WAS RIGHT THERE. and the blond had to admit to himself that it was the nicest ass he had ever laid eyes on...ughh...now he was blushing...
"Hey, Arthur...are you ok? You just spaced out for a second there.." The blond blinked and turned his head for his eyes to meet a pair of bright blue ones that matched the sky, England blinked again...oh right.
It was a world conference.
And he had been daydreaming about Antonio's ass...again.
"I'm fine, Alfred ...I just have a lot of my mind.." He mumbled and coughed trying to clear his throat, America blinked at him while nodding his head in to show he understood before grinning at him, Arthur rolled his eyes and sighed, it was a rare thing for America to be sat down for once and not going on one of his "I’m the hero!" rants, or one of his stupid ideas about saving the world from global warming.
"...Sooo...you been thinking about that ass?" He whispered to him which had indeed shocked the British nation making his face take on the colour of a tomatoe and to start spluttering.
NOW HE LEARNED TO READ THE ATMOSPHERE?!
"W-what the bloody hell are you--?! I wasn't thinking about any arse of which to speak of!" he lied.
"Oh come on, Iggy! It’s not that hard to see that you've been looking at Spain's Ass for the last few days!" America slapped him on the back making England glared at him and growl sounding like a small dog, America blinked and laughed nervously taking his hand off the smaller man.
"Ah~ Alfred is right, Angleterre~ you do seem to have a thing for Tonio’s perfect be hide, do you not?~" England nearly screamed hearing that French accent from the other side of him. Of all people to be sat next to..
"S-shut up! Bloody frog! And I do nothing of the sort!" He hissed not wanting anybody else to hear the conversation they were having about a certain Spanish man.
"Ahh...come now Angleterre~" England twitched "I think everybody has looked at that ass~ let's put it this way…Everybody loves a nice firm ass like that..It’s just so..Beautiful.." France sighed happily while America shrugged and grinned like an idiot.
"What can I say Iggy! Baby got back!" Both America and France were laughing at this point. Laughing at him.
The pair of rotten wankers.
England stood up quickly knocking his chair over in the progress which stopped both men stop laughing at once and look up at him, England slammed his hands down on the table his face turning bright red with anger.
"SHUT UP! I AM NOT A PERVERT!" Everybody’s heads turned to stare at him shocked by the sudden outburst.
England just wanted to die right there and then.
"...Well...that's...very good to hear..." Germany said slowly, he was the one stood at the front talking instead of America and by the look on his face he had been just as surprised as anyone else in the room "But maybe you can let me finish speaking..." He finished his face turning slightly red.
It was just too bad his face was nothing compared to England's.
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OTL this story is going at a slow pace, i apologize. i really do ;a; but i couldn't think of a better way for this to happen...i hope you guys don't hate me
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Re: Baby Got Back
(Anonymous) 2010-09-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)Stupid him and his Spanish ass.
England didn't know how this obsession with the man's ass had even began, he just seemed to notice it one day when he saw the cheerful man trying to hug the south part of Italy...Romano was it? Well whatever. The point was that Spain had pretty much tackled the poor lad down to the ground chanting "you're so cute, you're so cute!" over and over again. Arthur hadn't meant to look at his ass at the time, he was meant to yell at the Spanish twat to get off the poor boy but his ass WAS RIGHT THERE. and the blond had to admit to himself that it was the nicest ass he had ever laid eyes on...ughh...now he was blushing...
"Hey, Arthur...are you ok? You just spaced out for a second there.." The blond blinked and turned his head for his eyes to meet a pair of bright blue ones that matched the sky, England blinked again...oh right.
It was a world conference.
And he had been daydreaming about Antonio's ass...again.
"I'm fine, Alfred ...I just have a lot of my mind.." He mumbled and coughed trying to clear his throat, America blinked at him while nodding his head in to show he understood before grinning at him, Arthur rolled his eyes and sighed, it was a rare thing for America to be sat down for once and not going on one of his "I’m the hero!" rants, or one of his stupid ideas about saving the world from global warming.
"...Sooo...you been thinking about that ass?" He whispered to him which had indeed shocked the British nation making his face take on the colour of a tomatoe and to start spluttering.
NOW HE LEARNED TO READ THE ATMOSPHERE?!
"W-what the bloody hell are you--?! I wasn't thinking about any arse of which to speak of!" he lied.
"Oh come on, Iggy! It’s not that hard to see that you've been looking at Spain's Ass for the last few days!" America slapped him on the back making England glared at him and growl sounding like a small dog, America blinked and laughed nervously taking his hand off the smaller man.
"Ah~ Alfred is right, Angleterre~ you do seem to have a thing for Tonio’s perfect be hide, do you not?~" England nearly screamed hearing that French accent from the other side of him. Of all people to be sat next to..
"S-shut up! Bloody frog! And I do nothing of the sort!" He hissed not wanting anybody else to hear the conversation they were having about a certain Spanish man.
"Ahh...come now Angleterre~" England twitched "I think everybody has looked at that ass~ let's put it this way…Everybody loves a nice firm ass like that..It’s just so..Beautiful.." France sighed happily while America shrugged and grinned like an idiot.
"What can I say Iggy! Baby got back!" Both America and France were laughing at this point. Laughing at him.
The pair of rotten wankers.
England stood up quickly knocking his chair over in the progress which stopped both men stop laughing at once and look up at him, England slammed his hands down on the table his face turning bright red with anger.
"SHUT UP! I AM NOT A PERVERT!" Everybody’s heads turned to stare at him shocked by the sudden outburst.
England just wanted to die right there and then.
"...Well...that's...very good to hear..." Germany said slowly, he was the one stood at the front talking instead of America and by the look on his face he had been just as surprised as anyone else in the room "But maybe you can let me finish speaking..." He finished his face turning slightly red.
It was just too bad his face was nothing compared to England's.
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OTL this story is going at a slow pace, i apologize. i really do ;a; but i couldn't think of a better way for this to happen...i hope you guys don't hate me