Hopefully it tickles OPs funny bone. “It was nice for you and uh Tony to come visit America.” Canada said as he made some pancakes for the four of them. “Kumataro doesn’t really have any friends but he and Tony seem to be getting along really well.”
America laughed at that. “I’m sure they’ll be the best of friends!” He said in way of agreement, glancing to where the two seemed to be in a deep conversation on the floor in the living room.
“I hate that fucking limey.” Tony told Kumajirou as they conversed about their mutually hatred of England.
Kumajirou nodded sagely, or what could have been sagely for a bear. “He treats um so badly.”
Tony looked at him head tilted. “Canada?”
“Who?”
“Canada, isn’t he your partner?” Tony asked, nodding his head to where Canada and America were in the kitchen.
“Yes him.” Kumajirou said as he went back to what he was saying. “England always treats that country-”
“Canada.” Tony supplied.
“So badly!” The bear continued, not seeming to notice Tony interrupting him.
Tony frowned, if an alien could frown and nodded. “He treats America badly too. He’s always putting him down and making fun of him. I’d like to shove a sharp probe up hi-“
“Ignoring! He ignores that person.” Kumajirou added, Tony once again supplying Canada. “Yes him. He’s always wanted England’s attention even though he has me. It was much better when um. . .who?”
“Canada.”
“Right. It was betted when France was here.” Kumajirou told Tony with a wave of his paw. “To bad he couldn’t hold up to England.”
“What we need to do is show England that he can’t push them around anymore.” Tony said with a wicked look. “What we need to do is abduct him and then conduct horribly painful experiences on him.”
Kumajirou nodded eager to hear more. “What experiments?”
“We’ll take a-” Tony was interrupted as he was about to continue his horrible plans by Canada’s voice.
“Pancakes are ready!”
“Food!” Kumajirou called happily as he ran toward where Canada and Amerian were.
Tony huffed in annoyance. “Bears. . .they don’t make good partners.” He said to himself as he followed after the polar bear, deciding to give these ‘pancakes’ a try.
This. Is. Fucking. Brilliant!!!! That's just perfect! PERFECT!!! Kumabear's forgetfulness of Canada just seems so natural and Tony... XD I don't know what else to say. You made anon happy X)
I love you. X3 This is exactly what I wanted! Kumajirou is so perfectly forgetful but protective. And Tony, well, I love Tony. A lot. And I love you, did I mention that? I am sick as a dog but this made waking up to check my intarwubs worth it.
I'm pretty sure that Tony falls in love with Canada after trying those pancakes, just sayin'.
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An alien and a bear
(Anonymous) 2010-09-29 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)“It was nice for you and uh Tony to come visit America.” Canada said as he made some pancakes for the four of them. “Kumataro doesn’t really have any friends but he and Tony seem to be getting along really well.”
America laughed at that. “I’m sure they’ll be the best of friends!” He said in way of agreement, glancing to where the two seemed to be in a deep conversation on the floor in the living room.
“I hate that fucking limey.” Tony told Kumajirou as they conversed about their mutually hatred of England.
Kumajirou nodded sagely, or what could have been sagely for a bear. “He treats um so badly.”
Tony looked at him head tilted. “Canada?”
“Who?”
“Canada, isn’t he your partner?” Tony asked, nodding his head to where Canada and America were in the kitchen.
“Yes him.” Kumajirou said as he went back to what he was saying. “England always treats that country-”
“Canada.” Tony supplied.
“So badly!” The bear continued, not seeming to notice Tony interrupting him.
Tony frowned, if an alien could frown and nodded. “He treats America badly too. He’s always putting him down and making fun of him. I’d like to shove a sharp probe up hi-“
“Ignoring! He ignores that person.” Kumajirou added, Tony once again supplying Canada. “Yes him. He’s always wanted England’s attention even though he has me. It was much better when um. . .who?”
“Canada.”
“Right. It was betted when France was here.” Kumajirou told Tony with a wave of his paw. “To bad he couldn’t hold up to England.”
“What we need to do is show England that he can’t push them around anymore.” Tony said with a wicked look. “What we need to do is abduct him and then conduct horribly painful experiences on him.”
Kumajirou nodded eager to hear more. “What experiments?”
“We’ll take a-” Tony was interrupted as he was about to continue his horrible plans by Canada’s voice.
“Pancakes are ready!”
“Food!” Kumajirou called happily as he ran toward where Canada and Amerian were.
Tony huffed in annoyance. “Bears. . .they don’t make good partners.” He said to himself as he followed after the polar bear, deciding to give these ‘pancakes’ a try.
Re: An alien and a bear
(Anonymous) 2010-09-29 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)OP
(Anonymous) 2010-09-29 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)I'm pretty sure that Tony falls in love with Canada after trying those pancakes, just sayin'.