“Good morning, Dick's Repair, how may I help you?”
“Hi, my name is Antonio Carriedo; I'm Spanish and really stupid and broke my oven, can you send someone to fix it?”
“Ahah...sure, no problem, I can send someone over this afternoon if you'd like.”
“That would be splendid, and could I please ask that you send Mr. Vargas? I've worked with him before.”
“No problem, sir.”
“Excellent,” Arthur said, smile widening on his face. He listed off the address of his fellow writer and assured the man on the phone that he was writing down the time so he wouldn't forget to be home. Antonio rarely went out, so Arthur had no doubt that he'd be home when the lovely Italian showed up. He had a thing for Italians.
Antonio would either get lucky and find new inspiration for his own writing in the profane mouth of the feisty Italian and shower Arthur in thanks for being such a good friend, or he'd get punched in the balls for groping a complete stranger.
Really. It was a win-win for Arthur.
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I apologize profusely for the complete lack of US/UK in this part. [headdesk] To make up for it, the next part will be longer. Also, sexy times?
I really really really really really love your Arthur. Like, seriously, this is the best thing ever and I love him and I love you for writing him as him instead of that OOCness that a lot of other authors try to pull.
And I kind of love you more for having used Romano as revenge on Antonio who, until this point, I had no idea was going to be in this story. Yay Antonio! /o/
Ludwig is a porn star what. The hell is with this town?!
OHMYGODWHATISTHISICAN'TEVEN--SPAMANO! *DIES* That was absolutely brilliant. "Dick's Repair" is good too. As is Germany as ahahahahaha omg canon!ludwig would be horrified XDDDDD BUT IT'S OKAY. THIS IS FOR AMUSEMENT. AND AMUSE, IT DOES.
This is such epic ficcery. I can't wait to read more :DDDDDDD
Agreeing with above anon and saying that you write a fantastic, in-character Arthur. I love him to bits. Beautiful work author!anon, I stalk this fill for updates daily. ♥
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Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-16 12:21 am (UTC)(link)“Good morning, Dick's Repair, how may I help you?”
“Hi, my name is Antonio Carriedo; I'm Spanish and really stupid and broke my oven, can you send someone to fix it?”
“Ahah...sure, no problem, I can send someone over this afternoon if you'd like.”
“That would be splendid, and could I please ask that you send Mr. Vargas? I've worked with him before.”
“No problem, sir.”
“Excellent,” Arthur said, smile widening on his face. He listed off the address of his fellow writer and assured the man on the phone that he was writing down the time so he wouldn't forget to be home. Antonio rarely went out, so Arthur had no doubt that he'd be home when the lovely Italian showed up. He had a thing for Italians.
Antonio would either get lucky and find new inspiration for his own writing in the profane mouth of the feisty Italian and shower Arthur in thanks for being such a good friend, or he'd get punched in the balls for groping a complete stranger.
Really. It was a win-win for Arthur.
-
I apologize profusely for the complete lack of US/UK in this part. [headdesk] To make up for it, the next part will be longer. Also, sexy times?
Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)"garden of cussing zen"? Brilliant.
"No Alfred, no porn"? The story of my life since I discovered this place.
Also, is it bad that I indefinitely thought of Mr Burns when Arthur said "Excellent"?
Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-16 06:21 am (UTC)(link)I really really really really really love your Arthur. Like, seriously, this is the best thing ever and I love him and I love you for writing him as him instead of that OOCness that a lot of other authors try to pull.
And I kind of love you more for having used Romano as revenge on Antonio who, until this point, I had no idea was going to be in this story. Yay Antonio! /o/
Ludwig is a porn star what. The hell is with this town?!
Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-16 07:36 am (UTC)(link)Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-16 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)I love the inclusion of Spain
even though Im a little disapointed by no France yet; on a porn writers requestthe Englishman tried to decide whether or not it was acceptable to turn the man away based purely on the fact that his arse didn't inspire poetry
I love you, EnglandXD
Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-17 01:17 am (UTC)(link)OHMYGODWHATISTHISICAN'TEVEN--SPAMANO! *DIES* That was absolutely brilliant.
"Dick's Repair" is good too. As is Germany as ahahahahaha omg canon!ludwig would be horrified XDDDDD BUT IT'S OKAY. THIS IS FOR AMUSEMENT. AND AMUSE, IT DOES.
This is such epic ficcery. I can't wait to read more :DDDDDDD
Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)Re: Act Natural [2c/?]
(Anonymous) 2010-09-21 07:41 am (UTC)(link)You are amazing. <3 I couldn't stop grinning throughout the fill.
OP late but here!
(Anonymous) 2010-09-25 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)This was simply amazing~~!
I love how extreamly perverted Arthur is, and how smart! And devious, like getting back at Antonio! Its simply brilliant!
I cant wait for Alfred to come into the picture again! Oh Holy Roman Empire, its gonna be AWESOME!
Thank you so much for the update!