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There's a Time for Everything [1a/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not either of the other anons, but I've been dying to do a one-shot to get away from my other fill for a bit...stupid writer's block! I hope OP likes. Also other people fill this too, it's too cute!
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Alfred sighed, did Alecia ever have fun with her life or was it always work. He was happy Elizaveta was quick to spill the beans, but Elizaveta did have a thing for couples and love…whatever that had to do with him. It’s after school, his practice is done, and even the teachers were starting to go home. Still Alecia would work till someone kicked her out, and then some.

Strolling down the hall he whistled a bit. It’s loud and bounced off the walls and lockers. His sneakers even make a study thump as he walked. He neared the student council room, happy that a teacher decided to leave at the same time he did and it didn’t sound like he never stopped. He liked surprising Alecia and making her stop her work because he “annoyed” her into having fun.

With a bang, Alfred opens the door, declaring the fact that he was there and Alecia was going to leave whither she liked it or not. He braced himself for her yelling, her loud declaration of how she was busy and had better things to do than hang out with a person who plays over dressed rugby.

However he doesn’t receive any yelling, just an angered glance and a huffed out, “What are you doing here?”

He considers himself lucky, there are very few times Alecia doesn’t yell at him or verbally beat him with her sharp tongue. Still something is off, and the American can’t place his finger on it. “I came to drag you out of this box so you can have some fun.”

“Oh,” it’s small and hardly there. Alfred hardly heard it himself, as he slid into the seat across from her. “I don’t feel up to that Alfred.”

Alfred? She never calls him Alfred, always Jones, or Fredrick if she really wants to piss him off. It’s only Alfred when she feels the need to call him that, or he ignores her so she does.

“Oh come on, every girl needs a fun weekend.” Alfred encourages, but greens eyes death glare from behind her glasses. “What’s wrong with you and have fun?”

“Nothing.” She snapped, tucking some of her blonde hair behind her ear and moving some papers about.

“Okay, than what’s with you?”

“Nothing!”

“But you didn’t yell at me when I ripped open the door.”

“You want me to yell at you, Jones?

Alfred beams a bit, that’s more like it, maybe a bit darker than usual, but it’s how things should be. “No, but you usually yell.” He said with a slight shrug. He fixes his glass a bit. “Did someone piss you off today, you seem off.”

“No one, maybe you.”

Alfred laughed loudly and she growled. “Oh come on, you can tell me. If they made you mad, I can make them regret it.” Alecia could probably do it on her own, but people took Alfred a bit more seriously…especially if it was a guy.

There's a Time for Everything [1b/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
“I have a headache.” Alecia growled out.

“You okay?”

“Fine.”

“No you’re not.”

“I assure you, Jones, I am fine.”

“No you’re not.”

“Jones!”

“Kirkland! You are far from fine right now. If you were fine you would be fighting me out yelling at me for something I don’t recall doing.” Alecia looks at him, crossing her arms and glaring at him. “Something’s wrong~.”

“It’s my bloody time of the month if you must know, Jones!” Alecia suddenly explodes in a loud shout, but she doesn’t move. Her cheeks bloom with a light pink and she looks away suddenly.

Alfred blinks. Her…what! He blushes deeper than her. Sure Mattie has them, but Alfred doesn’t like to think about them, but Mattie usually keeps to herself about them and no one really knows. Though Mattie usually treats herself more when she’s on hers as well, Alfred notices Alecia must be the same way. Her pigtails are low and messy, the uniform seemed looser and less idolize than it usually is.

“It’s bad enough I had to beg the Hungarian witch for a…ah, you have a sister, I think you get the point.” Alecia grumbled on a bit when Alfred remind silent. “Stupid brothers, they won’t go out and buy me any thing morning. I knew I should have bought some tampons and pads last time I went shopping.”

“Oh god, stop talking about that.” Alfred said weirdly. Sure he’s the only man in the house and knows what the things are, but that didn’t mean he liked hearing about them.

“I hate shopping for them!” Alecia pouts, fiddling with her hair a bit. Alfred can’t help but think she looks so cute like that.

“I could get some for you,” Alfred said shocking both Alecia and himself. However when he thinks about it, he’s a hero and that’s something a hero would do, face the embarrassment and do something for his damsel. “Come on, I’ll take you back to your house and then go to the store.”

Alecia looked at him, her green eyes wide with amazement. She nodded though and started collecting her things. It didn’t take so long for them to get to his car after that.

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How in the world do woman know which brand to buy? There are like a billion brands each with a billion different sub…category of absorbency and thinness…even shape. Oh this was no place for a male to be even thinking about!

Alfred can’t think what brand Mattie buys. Even if he did remember the thought that Alecia might buy something different scares him. What if she needs more? Or less? Or she wants one with wings? Or maybe she likes tampons more? Oh god! Alfred quickly scurries into the card section to think. He heard some workers giggle, and some side chatter on if they should help him.

There's a Time for Everything [1c/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
He wants to die right there, but at least its not condoms, that’s a bit of a comforting though. People always look at people weird when they bye them, it’s like society doesn’t want them to get laid. He heard it was sympathy or envy when a guy bought the “necessaries for a woman.”

“I can’t believe let her walk all over you like that.” A familiar voice rang out from the other isle. Well, shit, this wasn’t getting any easier. “Seriously grow some balls and make her buy them.”

“Oh, but her face is so cute when I get them for her,” A Spanish voice rings out and Alfred peeks to see the three seniors walking down the isle he just can’t handle. Antonio glances at the shelves as Gilbert laughs.

“Whatever, dude.” Gilbert said waving his hand about and following Francis deeper into the isle.

“Oh, leave him be,” Francis said, his stance showing he was looking at the brands of condoms. That’s not something Alfred wants to see either, seeing as Mattie sees something worth loving in him.

Swallowing down the fear in his throat, Alfred takes a deep breath and strolls over. He can’t avoid them forever. There’s no doubt they’ll understand if he’s shopping for Mattie and maybe that would stop Francis from buying condoms and doing his little sister. Antonio reaches to pick a pack of pads before he notices Alfred and smiles, all but not saying he was arriving in the isle.

Alfred smiled a bit when Francis hand retreated quickly; good he got the warning at homecoming. “What you here for, Jones?” Gilbert asked with a slight nod.

“Uh, Mattie ran out…she asked me to get some…you know,” Alfred said with surprising ease, because inside he’s freaking out.

“See, Gil, I’m not the only one.” Antonio beamed, before turning back to Alfred and smiling, he looks like he knows Alfred has never bought any before. He mouthed ‘these are the best,’ he points to the pack in his hand before grabbing some tampons like nothings wrong, then he winks. “Okay, I’m done mis amigos.

The other two look at him, Gilbert sighing, grabbing some random pack of condoms from the shelf and following Antonio as he left. Francis looked at him, and Alfred glared, it didn’t take the Frenchman long to follow after that. Alfred made a note to thank Antonio if he ever got a chance. Quickly Alfred whips out his phone and dials Mattie’s number. He needs a girl’s opinion before he buys anything.

“What the hell do you buy!?” Alfred whispered into the phone loudly when Mattie picked up.

“Hey Mattie, how are you? Fine Alfred, why are you calling?” Mattie said over the phone, her words coming out in sigh. “What do mean, what do I buy?”

“You’re girly things.” Alfred said awkwardly.

“What?”

“Mattie, don’t make me say it. Oh, God, please don’t make me say it.”

“Say what?”

Pads!

“Oh,” Mattie said with a smile in her voice, “why are you buying some? I certainly don’t need any.”

“Alecia needs some okay, and I’m being a hero and buying her some.”

Mattie giggles over the phone, but in the end she tells him the brands Antonio had pointed out to him. “Buy some chocolate too, it helps.”

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Alecia answers the door when he knocks, but than again she is the only one home. All her brothers are at work or other activities. She is in nothing but sweatpants and a loose t-shirt of some band she secretly likes. She brightens a little at the sight of him, and Alfred can’t think of a girl who won’t when a man come bearing her necessaries.

There's a Time for Everything [1d/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
“Thank you,” She said with a small smile.

Stealing the plastic bag in his hand, she lets him in, telling him to sit on the couch, which has her cat hogging a whole cushion. Alfred shakes his head and the large white cat, Alecia must over feed it or something. It cuddles up to him, purring in a why that just makes Alfred want to touch him. He remembered hearing Alecia complaining about her cat once, saying it was more dog than cat. Alfred couldn’t agree more.

The English girl comes out of the bathroom, gripping the chocolate bar like it might fly away. She blushes a bit and sat on the adjacent couch.

“Thank you again, Alfred.” She said softly, her hair a bit more orderly. “You really did save me.”

“Well I am a hero,” Alfred declares, Alecia cracked a smile out.

“Hardly, you brought the wrong brand,” She said with a huff, sticking her nose in the air and turning away. Alfred pouts and Alecia seemed to chuckle a bit.

“Sorry, I’ve never bought any before!” Alfred said ignoring the cat and crossing his arms. The cat jumped down and hopped onto the other couch. “Besides you just sent me off to go get them. How was I to know?”

“You volunteered to get them! You could have bloody asked!”

“But that so weird!” Alfred whined because it is, what guys ask a girl what brand of pads and tampons she uses. He would rather not sound like a creeper.

“You would have bought the right ones though, git!” Alecia countered, crossing her arms and looking angry, the chocolate bar in her lap. “At least you bought enough for the week.”

Alfred huffed, and sighed, he probably did everything he could with his damn breath when he was dealing with Alecia. “You want some ice cream?” Alecia blinks at him, before looking down at her clothes. “I’ll get you want ever you want.”

“That sounds nice…” Alecia said with a growing smile. She got up to change and Alfred can’t help but think that it was worth it. Alecia hardly smiled, and when she did, usually it made anything worth it.

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A month later, Alfred found out that he had bought Alecia the right brands. Stubborn Englishwoman. He thanked Antonio and kissed his sister for their knowledge. Alecia denied it every time he brought it up.

“They’re better than what I use to buy!” Alecia would complain, but Alfred knew.
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I hope you liked it. I would love to have a guy do that for me...-dreams- If only I had a boyfriend. Oh well, I like being single.

Every girl pampers themselves when their time of the month comes around. My mom said when she was little and reading her health book on things, the book told girls to wear more make-up and stuff like that. I don't do that, but whatever...I'm weird. I like the natural look!

Okay, being quiet now, I hoped you like it. Sorry I didn't go into brand names...I don't even remember them all.

OP is giggling like a loon right now~ ^____________^

(Anonymous) 2010-09-05 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG anon! I so love love love love this fill and you!! Thank you for filling this. I- I really don't know where to start my gratitude...:
aww, poor Alfred. So awkwardly adorable~ I can just imagine it in my head him staring at a wall displaying all types of "womanly products," and then scurrying off. Lolz, nice description of that xD

Yay! The Bad Friends Trio! Haha, of course Antonio would do that for Lovina, so cute~ And Gilbert's "grow some balls" comment was like epic win.
And the phone call starter between Mattie and Alfred was so typically them that I was like, "Rofl, YES!"

Ahh!-, you mentioned the UK bros! So much love; kudos points for that! I love them so~ ^^

And this: “But that so weird!” Alfred whined because it is, what guys ask a girl what brand of pads and tampons she uses. He would rather not sound like a creeper.
Idk why, but this line just made me laugh so hard.

“They’re better than what I use to buy!” Alecia would complain, but Alfred knew.
So tsundere, and such a perfect way to end this wonderful fill~


Thank you thank you again anon! You really made my day \( ^ . ^ )/
Oh, there other anons wanting to fill?? Ahh, yes yes! Multi-fills are always loved~ *Checking the fills list like a hawk*