Dr. Beilschmidt looked back for a moment, before remembering. “Oh right, this is usually the part where I explain my awesomely evil plan to you right? Sorry, I just got a little distracted, kids you know?”
Straightening up the doctor got into his exposition stance. “You see Kumajirou the Polar Bear, it all started last week. I decided to go out to the movies, but unfortunately, all tickets to that new action movie was sold out.”
A skeptical look from the polar bear.
“What?” exclaimed Dr. Beilschmidt defensively. “What? I watch action movies! I’m a man!”
This time Kumajirou rolled his eyes.
“You know what Kumajirou the Polar Bear, I don’t need your judgement! Ah, where was I... right, so action movie was sold out, so instead I had to see the new kids movie, that one with the cute little animated squirrel. But then, halfway through the story got really touching, so I started crying! But as the tears filled my eyes, I noticed, I was the only one in the theater crying! And then when everyone laughed at the movie, it was like they were laughing at me. And then I realized, that’s always how it’s been! I always cry at movies other people don’t! Star Trek IV! Xanadu! The Care Bears Movie!”
Another look from the polar bear.
Dr. Beilschmidt glared back. “What? Well excuse me for caring Kumajirou the Polar Bear! Anyway, I decided that the awesome me will never be subjected to such humiliation again! Presenting, the Something-in-your-eye-inator!” He pulled a machine that looked a lot like a laser gun out of his lab coat. “With this I can make anyone in the tri-state area cry! Never again will I be the only one in crying during a movie!”
He paused in his evil exposition, his voice returning to a normal level. “Pretty awesome, right Kumajirou the Polar Bear? I mean, making people cry is pretty evil, right?”
Kumajirou just rolled his eyes.
*** “ALFRED! MATT!” shrieked Feliks as rushed into their backyard, Yong Soo trailing behind him. “Like, what are you two doing?”
Alfred looked up from the blueprint he was drafting as Matthew and Seychelles used a large spatula to pull a giant donut out of what appeared to be a supersized Easy-Bake Oven. “Oh hey Feliks. Did you and Yong Soo have a good time getting manicures?”
“Well, we like did, but that is like totally not the point! Didn’t I say not to like, spend that ten bucks on any insane project?” snapped the bond, putting his hands on his hips.
Alfred blinked. “We didn’t! We just bought snacks with that.”
Matthew shook his head and spoke loud enough for everyone to hear him. “Honestly Feliks, we wouldn’t be able to get all this for ten dollars.”
“Then where- You know what, I totally don’t want to know! I’m telling mom! Come on Yong Soo!”
“Do we have to bust them?” asked Yong Soo, still waving his nails as he followed Feliks out of the backyard. “I really like donuts. Did you know they originated in-”
“In Korea, yeah I know!” interrupted Feliks as they went into the house. “But we do have to bust them!”
“Do we even know what they’re doing?” asked the korean boy, glancing at the two blond boys and they’re female friend appear to place the large donuts together. “Are they building something out of donuts or something?”
“Who knows, but they’re like, definitely up to no good! And I need to like, get mom over here quick so I can totally still have time to get ready for my date with Toris!” The blond pulled a pencil out of a drawer and began dialing the phone with that so he wouldn’t mess up his nails accidentally.
Yong Soo sighed. “How come nothing’s ever that easy?”
“Hello, Mom!” Feliks yelped into the phone, ignoring his friend’s comment. “You like totally have to come here right now!”
More tomorrow, it's late. I hope a lot of people know the movies that Prussia cries at.
He cried at Star Trek IV? It was a great movie, but crying would have been more suitable for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, when Spock died. :T *is a total Trekkie*
I have never seen any of those movies...and I don't cry very easily at all anymore. I think the last movie I cried during was...Harry Potter. The first one. When I was, like, eight or something. I actually cry more during books than movies. I cried so much towards the end of HP 7...
Mom: Ukraine (I’m going with the fanon name Katyusha.) Buford: Romano Baljeet: Estonia (...wut? Oh, like this cast makes sense.)
Worth mentioning, I can’t write lyrics at all, so no fun musical numbers will be in this. If there were though, it would be about the donut carnival.
Sorry it’s been so long, real life is mean. In fact, I finished this part up because I had a bad day and wanted to make myself feel better. It worked.
Over the phone Felik’s mother, a nice woman named Katyusha, sighed. “Feliks, I’m at the bank. What are the boys doing this time?”
“Well, like, I’m not really sure, but you have to get down here right now!” insisted Feliks.
His mother sighed. “I can’t, I’m in line at the bank, and after this I have to go to the grocery store after this. I’m sure whatever the boys are doing won’t be any problem. See you later honey, bye!”
“But Mom-” Feliks started, but his mother had already hung up.
“Let me guess,” Yong Soo asked. “No luck?”
“We’re just going to have to keep an eye on this till Mom get’s home!” said the blond boy.
“What about getting ready for your date?”
Feliks froze. Oh yeah.
“Well, uh, I can just like, do that after I bust them! Yeah, like totally.”
Yong Soo didn’t mention that he doubted this would work out well, because he knew Feliks would just ignore it.
*** “Almost done with the carousel!” exclaimed Alfred, taking a step back to look at his handiwork. “Hey Matt, how’s the biodegradable wiring going?”
Matthew gave a silent thumbs up, not looking up from the donut.
Seychelles stood next to Alfred. “Biodegradable?” she question, and the blond nodded. “We want it to be a quick clean up, so everything is totally green and can even dissolve in water! Even the donuts!”
“That’s cool!” enthused the girl. “So, I’m done baking all the blueberry donuts. Do you need anything else?”
Alfred thought about it. “Well, now that I think of it, you’re really the only one who knows about it! Can you tell everyone to come here at 4:30?”
Seychelles giggled. “Anything for you Alfred!”
“Sweet!” said Alfred, turning back to the sugary construction.
***
“Sorry for the wait Kumajirou the Polar Bear,” said Dr. Beilschmidt as he flipped through the newspaper. “But the next showing isn’t until 5:00. I know, I don’t think someone as awesome as me should have to wait either, but you know what they say, c’est la vie.”
Kumajiro ignored the white haired doctor and continued to slowly use his watch laser beam to cut his way out of the spring.
***
“Is that a ferris wheel?!” exclaimed Feliks, peering through his completely unnecessary binoculars. “Are they like making a ferris wheel out of donuts?”
“That sounds pretty cool.”
“It’s not cool at all Yong Soo! It’s totally insane!” exclaimed the blonde, looking back at his bored friend. Yong Soo just shrugged. “Potato-Tomato.”
“Like, that’s not the saying. It’s like tomato tomahto.”
“What on earth is a tomahto? That didn’t originate Korea!”
Feliks rolled his eyes and looked back down at his brothers. “Honestly, this is getting out of hand! I can’t wait to bust them!” As he said this the blond checked his watch. “Oh no! I totally need to get my hair done for my date! Yong Soo! Watch the boys while I like wash my hair!”
Feliks tossed the unnecessary binoculars at his bored Korean friend as he ran out of the room.
*** 4:40
“I think it’s going well, don’t you think so Matt?” Alfred asked excitedly, not looking back to see Matthew’s nod. “Even Lovino and Eduard are having fun!”
“This is terrifying and sticky!” screamed Eduard from the top of the donut ferris wheel. “Quiet nerd! I’ve never felt so alive!” Lovino shouted back.
Alfred nodded assertively. “Yep, operation Make everyone love donuts is a total success! Let’s just hope it doesn’t rain. Not to put to much emphasis on that point, but if they get wet they’ll dissolve. I know it probably won’t happen but I feel the need to mention it again.”
Matthew nodded and took a bite out of a maple flavored donut just as a shriek sounded from their house.
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Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-3/?
(Anonymous) 2010-08-22 07:01 am (UTC)(link)Dr. Beilschmidt looked back for a moment, before remembering. “Oh right, this is usually the part where I explain my awesomely evil plan to you right? Sorry, I just got a little distracted, kids you know?”
Straightening up the doctor got into his exposition stance. “You see Kumajirou the Polar Bear, it all started last week. I decided to go out to the movies, but unfortunately, all tickets to that new action movie was sold out.”
A skeptical look from the polar bear.
“What?” exclaimed Dr. Beilschmidt defensively. “What? I watch action movies! I’m a man!”
This time Kumajirou rolled his eyes.
“You know what Kumajirou the Polar Bear, I don’t need your judgement! Ah, where was I... right, so action movie was sold out, so instead I had to see the new kids movie, that one with the cute little animated squirrel. But then, halfway through the story got really touching, so I started crying! But as the tears filled my eyes, I noticed, I was the only one in the theater crying! And then when everyone laughed at the movie, it was like they were laughing at me. And then I realized, that’s always how it’s been! I always cry at movies other people don’t! Star Trek IV! Xanadu! The Care Bears Movie!”
Another look from the polar bear.
Dr. Beilschmidt glared back. “What? Well excuse me for caring Kumajirou the Polar Bear! Anyway, I decided that the awesome me will never be subjected to such humiliation again! Presenting, the Something-in-your-eye-inator!” He pulled a machine that looked a lot like a laser gun out of his lab coat. “With this I can make anyone in the tri-state area cry! Never again will I be the only one in crying during a movie!”
He paused in his evil exposition, his voice returning to a normal level. “Pretty awesome, right Kumajirou the Polar Bear? I mean, making people cry is pretty evil, right?”
Kumajirou just rolled his eyes.
***
“ALFRED! MATT!” shrieked Feliks as rushed into their backyard, Yong Soo trailing behind him. “Like, what are you two doing?”
Alfred looked up from the blueprint he was drafting as Matthew and Seychelles used a large spatula to pull a giant donut out of what appeared to be a supersized Easy-Bake Oven. “Oh hey Feliks. Did you and Yong Soo have a good time getting manicures?”
“Well, we like did, but that is like totally not the point! Didn’t I say not to like, spend that ten bucks on any insane project?” snapped the bond, putting his hands on his hips.
Alfred blinked. “We didn’t! We just bought snacks with that.”
Matthew shook his head and spoke loud enough for everyone to hear him. “Honestly Feliks, we wouldn’t be able to get all this for ten dollars.”
“Then where- You know what, I totally don’t want to know! I’m telling mom! Come on Yong Soo!”
“Do we have to bust them?” asked Yong Soo, still waving his nails as he followed Feliks out of the backyard. “I really like donuts. Did you know they originated in-”
“In Korea, yeah I know!” interrupted Feliks as they went into the house. “But we do have to bust them!”
“Do we even know what they’re doing?” asked the korean boy, glancing at the two blond boys and they’re female friend appear to place the large donuts together. “Are they building something out of donuts or something?”
“Who knows, but they’re like, definitely up to no good! And I need to like, get mom over here quick so I can totally still have time to get ready for my date with Toris!” The blond pulled a pencil out of a drawer and began dialing the phone with that so he wouldn’t mess up his nails accidentally.
Yong Soo sighed. “How come nothing’s ever that easy?”
“Hello, Mom!” Feliks yelped into the phone, ignoring his friend’s comment. “You like totally have to come here right now!”
More tomorrow, it's late.
I hope a lot of people know the movies that Prussia cries at.
Re: Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-3/?
(Anonymous) 2010-08-22 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)I want donuts now. :
Author!Anon
(Anonymous) 2010-08-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-3/?
(Anonymous) 2010-08-22 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)OP
(Anonymous) 2010-08-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)Also, who's the mom? I'm curious!
I have never seen any of those movies...and I don't cry very easily at all anymore. I think the last movie I cried during was...Harry Potter. The first one. When I was, like, eight or something. I actually cry more during books than movies. I cried so much towards the end of HP 7...
Er...yeah. Love for you! ♥♥♥
Re: Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-3/?
(Anonymous) 2010-08-25 03:57 am (UTC)(link)PHINEAS AND FERB AND HETALIA? LIKE MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS EVER?
IN ONE FIC?
I love you. So much.
Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-4/?
(Anonymous) 2010-09-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)Buford: Romano
Baljeet: Estonia (...wut? Oh, like this cast makes sense.)
Worth mentioning, I can’t write lyrics at all, so no fun musical numbers will be in this. If there were though, it would be about the donut carnival.
Sorry it’s been so long, real life is mean. In fact, I finished this part up because I had a bad day and wanted to make myself feel better. It worked.
Over the phone Felik’s mother, a nice woman named Katyusha, sighed. “Feliks, I’m at the bank. What are the boys doing this time?”
“Well, like, I’m not really sure, but you have to get down here right now!” insisted Feliks.
His mother sighed. “I can’t, I’m in line at the bank, and after this I have to go to the grocery store after this. I’m sure whatever the boys are doing won’t be any problem. See you later honey, bye!”
“But Mom-” Feliks started, but his mother had already hung up.
“Let me guess,” Yong Soo asked. “No luck?”
“We’re just going to have to keep an eye on this till Mom get’s home!” said the blond boy.
“What about getting ready for your date?”
Feliks froze. Oh yeah.
“Well, uh, I can just like, do that after I bust them! Yeah, like totally.”
Yong Soo didn’t mention that he doubted this would work out well, because he knew Feliks would just ignore it.
***
“Almost done with the carousel!” exclaimed Alfred, taking a step back to look at his handiwork. “Hey Matt, how’s the biodegradable wiring going?”
Matthew gave a silent thumbs up, not looking up from the donut.
Seychelles stood next to Alfred. “Biodegradable?” she question, and the blond nodded. “We want it to be a quick clean up, so everything is totally green and can even dissolve in water! Even the donuts!”
“That’s cool!” enthused the girl. “So, I’m done baking all the blueberry donuts. Do you need anything else?”
Alfred thought about it. “Well, now that I think of it, you’re really the only one who knows about it! Can you tell everyone to come here at 4:30?”
Seychelles giggled. “Anything for you Alfred!”
“Sweet!” said Alfred, turning back to the sugary construction.
***
“Sorry for the wait Kumajirou the Polar Bear,” said Dr. Beilschmidt as he flipped through the newspaper. “But the next showing isn’t until 5:00. I know, I don’t think someone as awesome as me should have to wait either, but you know what they say, c’est la vie.”
Kumajiro ignored the white haired doctor and continued to slowly use his watch laser beam to cut his way out of the spring.
***
“Is that a ferris wheel?!” exclaimed Feliks, peering through his completely unnecessary binoculars. “Are they like making a ferris wheel out of donuts?”
“That sounds pretty cool.”
“It’s not cool at all Yong Soo! It’s totally insane!” exclaimed the blonde, looking back at his bored friend. Yong Soo just shrugged. “Potato-Tomato.”
“Like, that’s not the saying. It’s like tomato tomahto.”
“What on earth is a tomahto? That didn’t originate Korea!”
Feliks rolled his eyes and looked back down at his brothers. “Honestly, this is getting out of hand! I can’t wait to bust them!” As he said this the blond checked his watch. “Oh no! I totally need to get my hair done for my date! Yong Soo! Watch the boys while I like wash my hair!”
Feliks tossed the unnecessary binoculars at his bored Korean friend as he ran out of the room.
***
4:40
“I think it’s going well, don’t you think so Matt?” Alfred asked excitedly, not looking back to see Matthew’s nod. “Even Lovino and Eduard are having fun!”
“This is terrifying and sticky!” screamed Eduard from the top of the donut ferris wheel.
“Quiet nerd! I’ve never felt so alive!” Lovino shouted back.
Alfred nodded assertively. “Yep, operation Make everyone love donuts is a total success! Let’s just hope it doesn’t rain. Not to put to much emphasis on that point, but if they get wet they’ll dissolve. I know it probably won’t happen but I feel the need to mention it again.”
Matthew nodded and took a bite out of a maple flavored donut just as a shriek sounded from their house.
Re: Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-4/?
(Anonymous) 2010-09-28 01:42 am (UTC)(link)“Quiet nerd! I’ve never felt so alive!” Lovino shouted back.
Pft. That's what he said. XDD
Re: Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-4/?
(Anonymous) 2010-09-28 01:56 am (UTC)(link)Re: Today's Gonna Be a Great Day-4/?
(Anonymous) 2010-09-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)OP
(Anonymous) 2010-09-28 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)^are my thoughts right now.
It's okay, I know how RL gets (life sucks for me too XD)! You're still wonderful anyway!