Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2012-06-03 02:56 pm

US, Avengers - Captain America is actually America

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve Rogers begins having strange dreams. His teammates begin noticing his super-strength becoming more and more impressive, and other capabilities, including a strangely quick adaptation to modern technology and culture. It all comes to a head when a strange group of people arrive, insisting that Cap needs to 'come home' and stop playing hero. And the international situation begins to change as the USA regains its personalization.

Bonus 1: America, during WW2, did truly fall in love with Peggy Carter, and England's reaction to that.

Bonus 2: Having slept through the Cold War, America still treats Russia as if they were on excellent terms.

Bonus 3: Not at all necessary, but OP would love some USUK vs. Stony action. (With bonus past crushing-on-Steve!Howard.)

Turkey/Iceland - bonding leads to sex

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It can be bonding over anything, whether it be sports or a tv show or a shared love of rotten fish, I don't care! Something to bring them together for them to realize they hey, the other one isn't half bad.

Prussia; he is a villain

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure If this is true, but I read somewhere that Hima-papa originally created Prussia to be a villain character.

Anything based off of this.

Bonus: goodguy!Russia

UKUS Naga Shrek

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur a Naga who enjoys the peaceful solitude in his swamp. However his life gets disturbed when many magical creatures enter his swamp. In order to save his swamp he agrees to save a missing curse prince.

Based off the movie Shrek but instead of ogre I want Arthur to be Naga

Bonus: Instead of talking donkey Arthur meets a talking frog name Francis

RusAmeChu, FrUK; pay back for sex in a meeting room

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
One day China America and Russia show up to the allies meeting and find France and England in a rather compromising position on the table,

They all agree that this isn't to be stood for... So when the next meeting rolls around...

France and England walk in on something themselves.

Bonus: The second time is the day Italy is spying on the allies.

Ensemble; circus/freakshow AU

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically that.... I have no real requirements. Just that you get all the allies and axis in there ^^

Bonus: Strongman!America

Bonus 2: the Axis are patrons of the circus.

Bonus 3: no wooby freakshow members.

Poland/Hungary/Italy - affection

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like something very sweet with the three of them being affectionate towards one another. Casual touches and gestures showing affection would be lovely. It may be smut or it can only include some kisses between them while they're hanging out.

Any/Any - sex while working

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nation A is behind in work, and manages to multitask pleasing a partner while getting work done. Or if you'd like, both working and fucking at the same time.

Bonus: nation's A/B/both bosses finds out

Any nation versus Social Justice Wannabes.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We've had nations taking on Westboro Baptist, how about the other end of the repulsiveness spectrum? Not, I hasten to add, sensible activists with real points; the possibly-trolling ones who compare seeing someone use the word "lame" to living through the Holocaust, claim Japanese imperialism was okay because Japanese people aren't white, point to worldwide abuse of women as a reason that abusing little boys is acceptable, and tell anyone who disagrees with them to kill themselves. Most nations have at some point in their history witnessed and/or lived through actual suffering and oppression, and they are not happy to see this. I don't want them to physically assault the offender, but terrifying them verbally would rule, particularly in front of a crowd of sensible activists who applaud.

So glad this is anon.

FACE Family - Developing Fantastic Four powers

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
After a freak accident the FACE family wake up in a hospital and discover that they've developed powers similar to the Fantastic Four: America who is always full of energy develops flame powers like the Human Torch; Canada who is always over looked or forgotten gains the power to turn invisible (force field abilities optional) like The Invisible Woman; England who everyone likes to portray as weak gains super strength like The Thing (whether he turns into a rock monster is also optional); France gains the ability to stretch and reshape his body like Mr Fantastic (you know why). Like the FF, they bicker and fight constantly, but at the end they're a family who love each other. I’d love to see a (dramatic) fic where they all have to come to terms with their new powers and how it changes their lives. Canon universe preferred, but AU is ok.

Bonus 1: Japan finds out and becomes incredibly interested in documenting their developing abilities.

Bonus 2: Sealand and other former colonies find out and become jealous that they’re not part of the “super team.”

Bonus 3: Work in my OTPs FrUK, Ameripan, and PruCan ;D

France/World, all vying for his love

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
One day, it's a normal World Meeting/other nation gathering but suddenly France finds himself overloaded with requests for him to become [nation]'s boyfriend/lover.
He's quite confused actually but hides it, and doesn't make a decision
(for other nations) It's purely physical attraction at first (France is very attractive...) but evolves?

bonus: ends in FrUK (OP love love loves this pairing~) but most others are fine (OP doesn't mind crack but please no FraNada or FraMona, it's too much like incest to me) other pairings can result, but it would be nice if you asked me first
bonus: Canada (and others possibly) is neutral whole way through, other parts of BTT (and a few others possibly) also appear to be (whether they are actually neutral or not and stay that way is up to authornon)
bonus: Belarus is not neutral

Canada - voyeurism

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Canada puts his canon perceptual invisibility to good use, and snoops on other nations' sex lives, the kinkier, the better. I bet he has tons of useful blackmail material...

Bonus: He masturbates while he's watching.

Bonus 2: He isn't in a relationship with anyone. He just loves watching. A lot.

(I figure with all the rapetruck!Russias, bastard!Americas, evil!Englands and horrible!Frances around, the meme can stand a Creeper!Canada or two. ;-)

APH/MTV's Teen Wolf crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Just what the title says. I don't care if it's a direct crossover or a fusion or if it's a completely different story with the APH characters in Beacon Hills, it's all good.

Uhm, If you can keep Teen wolf pairs off that would be awesome. But if you really must sneak Scallison or Sterek or something like that, then I don't mind.

USUK Mudbath

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Alfred has an accident during sex. He ate too much McDonalds and now his body is paying for it. Arthur gets turned on in spite of how sick he feels.

Arthur decides to engineer Alfred into pooping on him in sex whenever they have it.

bonus- Alfred wears diapers to feel the pleasure of pooping outside bedroom
bonus2- Arthur makes spells to make Alfred poop himself more
bonus3- Post sex showers where they clean each other and get turned on more

Canada/Many - Prostitute AU

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I want Canada to be a high end prostitute. I'm more interested on seeing the way he interacts with each of his regular weekly clients (Bonus for Ukraine, America, Netherlands, England), than about one of them in specific.

Pleaaaase, no falling in love with his clients or anything. Also please no broken home or abused or suicidal thoughts, if he is doing what he is doing is because he needed cash, or because he wanted a job with no strings so he could dedicate himself to his hobby, or hell simply because he tried once and liked it.

He charges a lot of money, but he is damned good about what he does.

Bonus
1)Fem!Canada

One-sided World/America UkUs Waiting for "The One"

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
The reason why America stayed a virgin is simply because he was waiting for "The One" AKA England.

Female America/Any canon girl - Disguised as male for so long

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Female America is in love with another girl. She wants to confess her love. The problem is that she has been living as a male for centuries, though she does not think of herself as male. What if the other nation wants an intimate relationship? What if they reject her? Female America works herself up.

Bonus - England does know she is a girl, and tries to help only to make things worse. He started the whole thing by dressing America up in boys clothing when she kept on ruining dresses while playing.

American Empire; having raised another nation; modern times

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
So a while back OP saw this really cool prompt (yet to be filled sadly) for America to have become an empire early on in history and raised one or more nations as his colonies.

I would basically like to see how America's parental influence would have affected another nations history and culture. (I'm thinking particularly or Russia, but it could be anyone really)

I'd really perfer for America to still have maintained the same personality and culture. But if you want to include a lot more native American culture (because he would have raised himself in this AU) that would be beautiful.

Bonus: America has his 2p design (not in Personality just apearance) because he takes after the native American tribes who actually started his empire.

Bonus 2: as I said, I would love to see Russia as his colony. Perhaps the Russian revolution of 1917 being when he finally breaks all ties to America?

The history doesn't have to make a lot of sense, so long as it sounds at least plausible. I'm not looking for an especially historical fill. Just something interesting to read ^^

Canapan – illness, h/c

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know, I'm sailing a tiny ship here, but bless it all, I love it so.

Canada is visiting Japan's place on holiday, but gets sick partway through his stay. As in, knocked flat on his back, unable to do much of anything but be miserable in bed sick (nothing fatal, please), and for whatever reason(s) the author deems fit / plausible, Japan has to play doctor as it were. Human AUs and/or human names are cool in my book.

Bonuses
• I'm a huge sucker for spoon-feeding soup / tea and the whole "cool washcloth on feverish forehead" thing, but really, anything would make me happy.
• Feverish ramblings, some of which may or may not be in French, which Japan may or may not understand

Australia/Aliens - Forced oviposition

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
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It's just a regular night in Oz when suddenly Aussie-tan gets abducted by intergalactic aliens that force him to bear their intergalactic children!

Bonus: Another nation witness Aussie's abduction

Bonus 2: Fertilization via alien tentacles

Bonus 3: America and Tony somehow try to help poor, confused pregger Aussie-tan

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Belarus/Various - Mail order bride

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Belarus is a mail order bride. She is not what the purchaser was expecting. Please no Belarus/Russia, Belarus/Prussia or Belarus/Germany. Any other F/F or F/M ships are fine.

Bonus 1 - It was her choice to become a mail order bride so she could move somewhere new
Bonus 2 - Belarus ends up falling in love with a friend, relative or neighbor of the person that bought her.

Any femship, Coffee Shop AU

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Because I have an inexplicable fondness for Coffee Shop AUs but I never see them for femships.

Denmark, Norway, Iceland - Non-Con/Humiliation/Bloodplay

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Basically I just want Denmark and Norway locked in a cell having to watch Iceland suffer. Don't care why they are in the situation or who it is that has them in the situation. I'm just in the mood for some very dark and disturbing fiction.

Bonus 1: Blood play
Bonus 2: Breath play

Can also explore a bit of comfort along with the hurt since the comforting part always tends to be forgotten. But, it's not a must.

Churro/Spain, BDSM

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Spain is dominated by a giant churro who seeks to make him his slave.

Historical Human AU - France, Seychelles - Complications of Romance

(Anonymous) 2013-06-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Francis is a man who loves women and men, and he has a number of illegitimate children. Despite the fact that it has caused damage to his reputation, he is still a responsible and loving papa giving his kids plenty of money (because he's like rich and stuff) and doing everything he can to ensure that his kids have the best life possible.

He has one daughter Seychelles who he totally coddles and stuff even though people look at him like he is crazy since she is of a mixed race background. He has taken care of her, her whole entire life since as a white man with wealth he can provide her with a better life then her Black mother could. He makes sure she has the best of the best when it comes to everything.

Eventually she becomes a young woman and starts to realize that even with her up brining finding a man to have a mutual and respectful romantic relationship with is extremely difficult if not impossible.

Human AU so, Human names. OP likes Michelle best for Seychelles though if A!A has a name they prefer they can feel free to use it.

Bonus: Francis’s only lasting relationship has been a secret one with his Valet Arthur… even though he often cheats on him with various women.
Bonus: Alfred and Matthew are also his kids. Alfred’s gotten a career as a soldier/is working towards being one while Matthew is up to more bookish things.
Bonus: Sey has a crush on one of Alfred’s soldier friends Ivan, who may or may not return her feelings.

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