Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2012-06-03 02:56 pm

RusAme + Canada, protective but ineffective

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Russia and America get together, Canada's protective side comes out. The thing is, he's still, well, himself. His attempts to frighten are undermined by his shyness and he keeps dialing them back as he worries he's coming across as too harsh. Get-togethers meant to scare Russia culminate in Canada buying him lunch. Also, Russia scares him and, though he'd come to America's aid if needed, Russia not having actually done anything wrong takes the wind out of his sails. Meanwhile, oblivious Russia is pleased to be getting along so very well with America's brother.

Bonus I: Canada tries to threaten Russia through a not-so-friendly game of one-on-one hockey and gets his butt handed to him.

Bonus II: One of Canada's intimidation attempts ends with him being stared off by a dead silent Russia who didn't even realize he was there.

Bonus III: America misinterprets a confrontation between Russia and Canada and accuses Russia of bullying his brother.

(Inspired by the RusAme prompt above. Please don't take this as snark against your prompt or anything, anon! I love it and hope it gets filled! I just though this would be cute too.)

SuFin+Sealand+Ladonia - Adopting a new child

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Berwald and Tino have been raising Peter for a while now, but for whatever reason decide to adopt another child (maybe to give Peter a brother, or they just would really like to have a second), and that child is Ladonia (whatever name the anon would like to use is great). However, Peter's been an only child for a while, and this new child is a bit on the difficult side, making this a hard transition for him.

Bonus: Peter getting some bonding time with just Berwald after it comes out that he's really insecure about this new kid coming into his parents life.

America/Prussia - Omegaverse AU

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Alfred, a young and promising Alpha, decides to court a bitter old omega!Gilbert. Whilst Alfred is the ideal Alpha their society values, Gilbert is an almost outcasted omega as he doesn't follow the expectations of the perfect docile and submissive omega.

Whilst most are encouraged to find a partner earlier on, Gilbert had gone long without even bothering to look for a mate as no one wanted an omega like him, leaving him unwelcoming and suspicious of Alfred's advancements.

Note: Please do not make Gilbert spit out 'Awesome' all the time or Alfred nothing more than a obnoxious proclaimed 'hero'; a deeper portrayal of their characters are preferred.

No pressure, but here's a few bonuses if anyone wants to take them on:
- Long/multi-chaptered story
- Suspicious and not taking him seriously, Gilbert decides to play along and tells Alfred he'd only consider him as a mate if he courted him as per the old traditional courting customs (details left up to author)
- An outside force (other interested people/the government etc) attempts to separate and stop their courtship

Russia/France - Russia getting revenge for being stripped by France

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
In 2007, France had come up from behind, pulled up Russia's shirt and rubbed his nipples, and Russia calmly told him it wasn't his thing.

Let's say Russia was actually pissed about it. And next Christmas, Russia wants to give France a taste of his own medicine.

Bonus: France turns out to like everything Russia dishes out.

USUK inflation, farting

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur winds up rapidly inflating due to one of his hexes backfiring
The only cure is for him to fart it all out but his pride won't let him
Alfred must help him let it all out through powerful anal sex

Edelweiss (Aus/Switz/Aus), Forced noncon

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
One of my favourite things in noncon is a situation where neither party wants it, but the active partner is forced to go through with it (e.g. "If you don't rape them, I will, and I'll use a knife blade").

With that in mind, Austria and Switzerland, either in an established relationship or an ongoing state of this-may-turn-into-a-relationship-but-we're-not-sure-yet, when one of them is forced to rape the other. Preferably with a focus on how horrific this is for both of them, and how they care for each other in their own ways.

Turkey, Romano - hurt/comfort

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Romano is hurt somehow, and the first person to find him is Turkey. I would love if this took place some time in the past when Romano would be more suspicious of Turkey's intentions, but I'll take anything. I don't mind if Turkey has selfish motives, but I'd really like if his concern was genuine.

Canada meets Sam Winchester

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
What it says in the title. Matt or any reason author wants meets Sam Winchester and they both discover they are rahter alike, especially cause they both love their brothers ver much.

Bonus:
1 hunt!fic, a case Matt helps or is involved in somehow
2 Wincest and AmeCan even it is jut hints
3 Cas is involved somehow (but please no Destiel, id you must pair him with Dean at least pair him up with Sam as well, so Wincestiel for the win)

Spain/Austria/Prussia - fighting during the sex

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to see a threesome where Spain and Prussia are having a fight during sex. Reason:Austria. They both want to pleasure the third man but can't decide who should do what or something like that ...

F/A/C/E family

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure versions of this have been prompted before but can I get a fill where something(anything) happens to France and the rest of the 'family' react? It's my headcanon that France is the mother-figure of the group while England is the father.

Could be anything ranging from serious to not-so-serious, but no humour please.

BONUS: America and Canada surprise no one really, but England's reaction surprises everyone considering how the two fight all the time.

Loving Lafayette - US, France

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No one's been able to find America for a while, and France is as shocked as anyone else when it turns out he's in Paris - to be precise, he's in Picpus Cemetery, visiting the tomb of Lafayette. (According to Wikipedia, the tomb of the Marquis de Lafayette always has an American flag flying over it.)

They end up talking about the first (only?) human America had ever fallen in love with.

Bonus 1: America thinks of Lafayette like this: http://badasshistory.com/lafayette.html

Bonus 2: America has always felt ashamed of not being able to come to Lafayette's rescue when France had him imprisoned - although he aided as much as he could.

Bonus 3: England's take.

USUK - England masturbating to a video recording of America fucking him

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Just like the title said! England is feeling horny and lonely! He watches a recording of himself being fuck thoroughly by America and is getting even more horny.

So what can he do? Of course he takes matters into his own hands and try to relieve himself. Toys and other devices are used, England is very thorough in fucking himself too! No AU please! Nation-verse only.

Bonus: America walks in on this and well, more fucking follows

Any Male/England -- taking advantage of blackout during sex

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
England, having considerably less stamina than his partner (no preference on who, but would like it to be male), tends to blackout after sex/orgasm.

The first few times he blackouts while his partner is still unfinished, the partner has enough control to actual stop himself, pull out and then finish using his own hand. But after a certain point in the relationship, said partner loses that control and just continues fucking England even after England loses consciousness.

The partner realizes a kink he never thought he had and starts to unconsciously work to get England to always blackout whenever they're together.

Then it becomes a conscious decision.

BONUS:
-partner gets to the point where he actual likes the sex BETTER when he's fucking an unconscious England
-so he progresses to trying to have sex (very carefully) with an England who's just sleeping (not blackout because of a previous sexual activity)
-England wakes up halfway through one of these

Hungary/Liechtenstein - breast worship and strap-on!sex

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexy Hungary notices cutie Liechtenstein admiring her large breasts. Soon after, they get it on; Hungary pulling out her strap-on.

I want Liechtenstein worshipping Hungary's breasts while Hungary penetrates her slowly and tortuously.

Enthusiastic consensuality is a must. Pre-established relationship or not is up to A!A.

Bonus: graphic description of strap-on sliding in and out of Liechtenstein's hole.
Bonus: moaning

I'm a perv, aren't I?

NorIce to Icenor- While you were sleeping

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Iceland falls asleep, and his brother comes in and starts doing sexual things to him. He wakes up halfway though and exacts revenge, I.E. topping the shit out of him.

Any!Het - Sex while on period

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Any het pair (preference for AmeCan, SpUK, UKCan, RusAme, Spamano or FrUK but really I like almost anything) having sex while the girl is on her period. I want her to be a bit hesitant at first cause she thinks it must gross the male nation out, but he actually doesn't care or loves it.

Bonus: Oral sex

Human names preferred. I don't care who the girl in any of the couplings is or what name you use for them.

russia; trolling

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
russia is actually completely sane and stable.

the 'craziness' is all an act he puts on to trick the other nations.

Bonus:someone catches him

ghost(s)/poland

(Anonymous) 2013-06-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care how. I don't care why. The ghost or ghosts can be someone random or a nation or whatever else.

Inspiration: http://notreallydaily.tumblr.com/post/51452421928/ghost-hand-that-likes-polish-cheeks
(I'm not the artist, but I love the idea, so I thought to post it here in case anyone would like to do it)

Baltics – Consentacles

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don’t care if it’s just one of them, a pair, or all three, I just want to see these guys getting consensually loved on by some giant tentacle monster and enjoying every minute of it.

Bonus: Cum inflation and/or oviposition.

America/Belarus - Visiting haunted places

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see something where Belarus takes America to haunted places to get him scared as she finds scared America a turn on. I am open to human or nation as well as to male or female America.

Bonus 1: Someone getting possessed
Bonus 2: Things go horribly wrong...

Su/Fin - Dark Sweden

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I've only seen this once before, but it was riveting (although all too short).

I'd like to see a darker side of Sweden. There should be a lot of coercion (dub-con) in an atmostphere of war and struggle. Use of threats such as serious bodily harm (that could prevent one from rebelling), threats against a nation's people. threats to culture, etc. -- these should lead to a physical acquiescence despite mental resistance.

Bonus Tino cries manly tears.
Bonus 2 Tino gets in a few damaging swings as well.

GerAme - Post WWII human AU

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ludwig is a Jewish expatriate who left the country in the mid-30s. After WWII ends, he meets Alfred, a returning vet. Sparks, of one kind or another, fly.

Bonuses:
1. Antisemitism in America, not necessarily from Alfred himself, but in the culture.
2. Smut, of course.
3. Cameos. I love me some cameos.

Spain/Austria/Hungary - threesome

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Austria with both his exes, at the same time.

It can be set in modern times or historical. Bonus if there is a bit of antagonism between Hungary and Spain at first.

Ivan/any - young male prostitute

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Human AU. ivan, low on funds and options, turns to prostitution to make ends meet. note, by "young" i still mean legal, so 18-21? i have no preference for the pairing!

bonuses:
- drug abuse/alcoholism
- a happy ending/intervention???? this is pretty melodramatic, but i'm such a sap.

RussiaxEngland - Gunplay throughout the Cold War

(Anonymous) 2013-07-12 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Russia and England continue their on again/off again relationship even with the looming threat of a nuclear holocaust, much to the displeasure of pretty much everyone -- especially America.
I'd prefer it if the USUK was kept to a minimum and America was frustrated by England's betrayal as a ally rather than a love interest. Please no crazy Russia or rape!! I'd like the relationship to be tense, but completely consensual.

Bonus:
1. the Baltics, Poland, and/or Germany in some capacity.
2. Russia and England taking care of each others' hangovers
3. Bondage

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