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Ludwig suggests the two of them go face the wild outdoors after witnessing Gilbert sitting on the couch for 48 hours playing Call of Duty online (You know he would)Gilbert really DOES NOT want to go but is eventually forced into it. Once they get out there, Ludwig finds he's far from being an outdoors man and Gilbert, surprisingly, is resourceful by catching fish (illegally) and setting up the shelter. (Note: I know Ludwig probably has experience in this but let's pretend he doesn't because he's very much a city boy).
This, of course, makes Ludwig jealous and secretly fanboy/lust over his 'rugged and practical' brother.
Bonus: Gilbert bathing in a river/lake and Ludwig spying on him
Bonus: An Argument at some point over who gets the only mattress
Bonus: A Vow to never go camping again
Omg this took so long to type out.. I hope I didn't miss the Lift xD;;
This, of course, makes Ludwig jealous and secretly fanboy/lust over his 'rugged and practical' brother.
Bonus: Gilbert bathing in a river/lake and Ludwig spying on him
Bonus: An Argument at some point over who gets the only mattress
Bonus: A Vow to never go camping again
Omg this took so long to type out.. I hope I didn't miss the Lift xD;;
YES for the first bonus! <3
In contrast to the effeminate canon!Poland, this fem!Poland is actually pretty masculine. She's still small and slight, but she wears guy jeans and loose flannel, has a short haircut, gets muddy playing sports, only wears comfy shoes, and generally fits tomboy stereotypes. Please keep her sassy, valley-girl way of speaking, just make her like guy things.
Bonus: Guy!Germany/girl!Poland.
Bonus and my heart for you if they are both mechanics and nerd about machines and wrenches and kiss with grease smudges on their faces.
Bonus: Guy!Germany/girl!Poland.
Bonus and my heart for you if they are both mechanics and nerd about machines and wrenches and kiss with grease smudges on their faces.
Seconded for tomboy fem!poland! You has my headcanon, anon.
(A twist on prompts where these two are dead or dying out)
Because of an accident or other circumstance, Prussia and Romano die, except they don't. But while everyone else knows them to be alive, these two are for some reason convinced that they're dead and stuck together as some kind of cruel punishment.
As bonus, they try to haunt the others but fail hilariously at doing so. And smut.
Because of an accident or other circumstance, Prussia and Romano die, except they don't. But while everyone else knows them to be alive, these two are for some reason convinced that they're dead and stuck together as some kind of cruel punishment.
As bonus, they try to haunt the others but fail hilariously at doing so. And smut.
This has so much potential. Seconding!
Greece or England having sex with Japan while Japan rocks wearing a maid outfit.
It's their first kiss. They cuddle in front of the fire when they get home.
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He can be America's personal trainer, his friend who helps him get off his butt and exercise, army au, revolutionary, the teacher telling America exactly what he thinks of the effort he put on his German language homework...whatever as long as Prussia is yelling out commands at America! I have a kink for bitchy, angry Prussia.
Kinky smut with a crop and military uniforms is awesome but optional!
Bonus 1: America is actually scared the first few times but does try improving.
Bonus 2: After a while he gets a hard on for getting screamed at.
Bonus 3: Prussia finds out...but doesn't let him cum because he isn't "up to his standards" and until he is he is allowed to get any release.
Kinky smut with a crop and military uniforms is awesome but optional!
Bonus 1: America is actually scared the first few times but does try improving.
Bonus 2: After a while he gets a hard on for getting screamed at.
Bonus 3: Prussia finds out...but doesn't let him cum because he isn't "up to his standards" and until he is he is allowed to get any release.
Germany admits to Italy one day that after 20 years of being with Prussia since the Wall fell, he still doesn't know what turns his brother on. Italy tells S.Italy, who tells Spain, who tells France, who tells England, who tells America, etc. Until finally at a world meeting when Prussia decides to attend, someone blurts it out. Germany locks himself in one of the Men's Bathroom stalls out of embarrassment and Prussia's left with the other nations bugging him over it.
I would love a 'reconciliation' between the two. Where Prussia doesn't care Germany doesn't know and they end up having sex somehow with Prussia confessing what he likes after. Or maybe even Germany figuring out his kink? IDK, it's up to you anons! As long as they get together it's open-ended. Thank you!
I would love a 'reconciliation' between the two. Where Prussia doesn't care Germany doesn't know and they end up having sex somehow with Prussia confessing what he likes after. Or maybe even Germany figuring out his kink? IDK, it's up to you anons! As long as they get together it's open-ended. Thank you!
This seems like a cute idea, I second it! :)
An AU where During a big make out session at Alfred's house, Ivan and Arthur get a big surprise a 3-5 year old boy barges in, but Alfred never told them about his child. Cause ensues. After some arguing Alfred admits he's never told them about his child because he was scared that they would leave him. Arthur and Ivan stay with Alfred and try to connect with the child.
Bonus:
.The kid is Mattie
.Ivan teaches him hockey
.Mathew adores Arthur since he thinks that Arthur is his Mom because he looks, acts, and talks almost exactly like her.
Bonus:
.The kid is Mattie
.Ivan teaches him hockey
.Mathew adores Arthur since he thinks that Arthur is his Mom because he looks, acts, and talks almost exactly like her.
This is my first time really posting anything in the kink meme (I really just lurked around only) so please forgive me if I do something wrong (like posting in the wrong place). Any advice would be amazing! Also not beta'd and written kinda spur of the moment (I am in the car on going on vacation and wanted something to do. Found this post and ideas just kinda filled my head getting me out of some serious writers block. It will get better I promise. Sorry in advance for my not the best grammar.
~Prologue~
This could not be happening. No it was a dream gone to a night mare and any second now he’d wake up.
Any second now.
ANY SECOND NOW.
“Daddy?”
Fuck!
Not a dream but a nightmare.
Someone out there hated him he just knew it.
Only a few minutes ago his boyfriends, (Yes plural because he had two) had showed up at his door for a surprise visit. Next thing he knows is Ivan’s tongue is down his throat and Arthur is doing interesting things with his mouth to his exposed neck.
Happy Birthday to him~!
Then that evil bitch that loved to ruin his life had come. Literally.
Christine his ex-girlfriend had dropped of their son who had kindly run into the house macaroni picture in had yelling, “Happy Birthday Daddy!” with the biggest smile on his face. Which made the two men who were ever so kindly ravishing him stop, glance at the boy who had barged into the room, then stare at him with confusion.
Alfred stood from his position on the couch and walked over to the boy and lifted him up in the air giving him a hug. He could feel the eyes boring into his back, but he’d deal with that later. Putting on a somewhat forced smile Alfred swung his son around in the air mimicking a plane.
“Mattie-baby did you have fun with the Kraken?”
Matthew gave his father a scowl, “It is not nice to call Mommy names Daddy.”
Alfred chuckled sitting Matthew down, “Well she broke the custody agreement so I can call her what ever I want.” Alfred began lightly ticking the boy, “Especially since it was my year to have you for your birthday and plus she calls me names too!”
Matthew laughed as he struggled to get away from his father’s hold while protesting that his mother never said bad things about his daddy.
After a minute Alfred patted an out of breath Matthew on the head, “Go up stairs and put the stuff from your bag away alright? Then get changed into something comfy I will be make dinner soon ” Matthew nodded before he began walking up the stairs toward his room.
“Alfred?” a distinctly accented British voice came from behind him.
Alfred could just feel his blood staring to run cold.
“I guess I have some explaining to do don’t I?” Alfred said turning around the smile that was on his face had turned into a saddened look not meant for his face.
“Da.”
Ok Ivan was using his creepy voice. Alfred felt his stomach drop.
In other words he was fucked.
TBC.
~Prologue~
This could not be happening. No it was a dream gone to a night mare and any second now he’d wake up.
Any second now.
ANY SECOND NOW.
“Daddy?”
Fuck!
Not a dream but a nightmare.
Someone out there hated him he just knew it.
Only a few minutes ago his boyfriends, (Yes plural because he had two) had showed up at his door for a surprise visit. Next thing he knows is Ivan’s tongue is down his throat and Arthur is doing interesting things with his mouth to his exposed neck.
Happy Birthday to him~!
Then that evil bitch that loved to ruin his life had come. Literally.
Christine his ex-girlfriend had dropped of their son who had kindly run into the house macaroni picture in had yelling, “Happy Birthday Daddy!” with the biggest smile on his face. Which made the two men who were ever so kindly ravishing him stop, glance at the boy who had barged into the room, then stare at him with confusion.
Alfred stood from his position on the couch and walked over to the boy and lifted him up in the air giving him a hug. He could feel the eyes boring into his back, but he’d deal with that later. Putting on a somewhat forced smile Alfred swung his son around in the air mimicking a plane.
“Mattie-baby did you have fun with the Kraken?”
Matthew gave his father a scowl, “It is not nice to call Mommy names Daddy.”
Alfred chuckled sitting Matthew down, “Well she broke the custody agreement so I can call her what ever I want.” Alfred began lightly ticking the boy, “Especially since it was my year to have you for your birthday and plus she calls me names too!”
Matthew laughed as he struggled to get away from his father’s hold while protesting that his mother never said bad things about his daddy.
After a minute Alfred patted an out of breath Matthew on the head, “Go up stairs and put the stuff from your bag away alright? Then get changed into something comfy I will be make dinner soon ” Matthew nodded before he began walking up the stairs toward his room.
“Alfred?” a distinctly accented British voice came from behind him.
Alfred could just feel his blood staring to run cold.
“I guess I have some explaining to do don’t I?” Alfred said turning around the smile that was on his face had turned into a saddened look not meant for his face.
“Da.”
Ok Ivan was using his creepy voice. Alfred felt his stomach drop.
In other words he was fucked.
TBC.
ooc insane!Italy doesn't take well Germany's refusal to date him and make him understand that he belongs to him either he wants it or not by mean of torture and eventually rape.
Make it as gore and disturbing as you can, anons!
Make it as gore and disturbing as you can, anons!
Seconded! Would like to see the aftermath too...
Russia/? - Consensual sex leading to unintentional injuries for the latter
(Anonymous) 2011-04-09 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)Russia has consensual, vanilla, loving, cuddly sex with a much smaller nation. While Russia means them absolutely no harm, his large body mass and trinket of childish cruelty and naivete ends up getting the nation severely injured anyway.
Re: Russia/? - Consensual sex leading to unintentional injuries for the latter
(Anonymous) 2011-04-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)Mmmm, seconded.
ReCaptcha says: "gumente England,"
HINT HINT.
HINT.
HINT.
ReCaptcha says: "gumente England,"
HINT HINT.
HINT.
HINT.
Re: Russia/? - Consensual sex leading to unintentional injuries for the latter
(Anonymous) - 2011-04-13 01:07 (UTC) - ExpandThis anon would like to see an AU where Yong Soo moved from Korea to Canada (or wherever the filler!anon likes) and in midst of bonding/ making friends with co-workers/colleges he gets teased and brainwashed into thinking that he's smaller than everyone else. This triggers Yong to compensate and fix it by all means to an obsessive point. Whomever he's paired up with is whom that takes everything they've got to snap Yong out of his obsession and insecurity, this being an extremely difficult task to accomplish.
Also, this anon is open to a rare pare, pairing with an OC or something of the sort (topping order doesn't matter *cough*), all I ask is for no incest ouo.
Bonuses:
1) As by a means of compensation, Yong more than frequently has sex to prove it's not the size that counts for his own sake *coughitwouldmakemeextremelyhappy*.
Also, this anon is open to a rare pare, pairing with an OC or something of the sort (topping order doesn't matter *cough*), all I ask is for no incest ouo.
Bonuses:
1) As by a means of compensation, Yong more than frequently has sex to prove it's not the size that counts for his own sake *coughitwouldmakemeextremelyhappy*.
Anon would really love if she saw a fic in the Chester5000XYV universe, only with hetalia characters
http://jessfink.com/Chester5000XYV but it's not a crossover but rather a character swap like:
Chester : male!Character A (whom is in the form of a robot)
Unsatisfied!wife : any gender!Character B
and so on, smut is highly appreciated~ and it doesn't matter whether it's het. or yaoi
Bonuses:
1) Rarepare~
2) Magic makes male!character a human and they live happily ever after (this doesn't happen in the comic but it would make me happy~ )
http://jessfink.com/Chester5000XYV but it's not a crossover but rather a character swap like:
Chester : male!Character A (whom is in the form of a robot)
Unsatisfied!wife : any gender!Character B
and so on, smut is highly appreciated~ and it doesn't matter whether it's het. or yaoi
Bonuses:
1) Rarepare~
2) Magic makes male!character a human and they live happily ever after (this doesn't happen in the comic but it would make me happy~ )
Pruffis sneaks into Austria's house and proceeds to frustrate and tease Mangary enough he finally snaps and fucks her roughly on top of Austria's piano.
Bonus:
- Austria walks in
- ... and is turned on
- Those boots stay on >3
Bonus:
- Austria walks in
- ... and is turned on
- Those boots stay on >3
Seconded. <3
Germany and A are starting a tentative relationship, the first real relationship Germany's had. Awesome big brother that he is, Prussia goes to A and gives him a TALK. Because of his guilt from WWII, Germany has a habit of doing things that make him miserable to win other people's approval/happiness. Prussia makes clear that if A exploits/abuses this tendency or otherwise breaks Germany's shy heart, Prussia will cause them excruciating pain. =D
Bonus: A is America, France, Denmark, or Poland.
Bonus: A is America, France, Denmark, or Poland.
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20706.html?thread=77974242#t77974242
Not author!anon. Filled with Poland as Nation A.
Not author!anon. Filled with Poland as Nation A.
Fem!Prussia comes home to find germany in her bedroom, going through her underwear. He immediately tries to run but she invites him to become a man with her as he's curious and who better to do it with?
Holy s**t, seconded.
The nations are actually intersex though they identify more or look like one gender more then the other. Not all have to be this way maybe its only some. Maybe this is why Hungary was waiting for her penis and why Poland looks like androgynous?? XD
Bonus 1: They can also completely turn into either gender but prefer the in between line.
Bonus 2: Some don't know about this and are in a situation where their near one who is intersex and naked.
Bonus 3: Smut
Please no Baltic or China/Russia or top!America/Japan
Bonus 1: They can also completely turn into either gender but prefer the in between line.
Bonus 2: Some don't know about this and are in a situation where their near one who is intersex and naked.
Bonus 3: Smut
Please no Baltic or China/Russia or top!America/Japan
Anon saw this and had to fill it. Sorry if my writing is lousy...
Feliciano hated it when this happened. It wasn't at all uncommon among nations, but it was still a bother to wake absolutely without genitalia.
Especially on a world summit day.
The boy tried, with moderate success, to go through his day normally: pasta for breakfast, a shower accompanied by some brief exploration of the nether regions in an attempt to find some indicators of gender- yes, that was decidedly female, but lacking in some things- and keep whatever hardware he now had clean. He dressed smartly in his uniform, hardly able to wait to show off his well-polished boots to his boyfriend, Ludwig. Of course, which bathroom to use after the meeting was a bit confusing, and his voice was somewhat higher than normal, but everything else went well, and Feliciano felt sure that the others would understand if anything went wrong.
Of course, there was one uncontrollable variable: Ludwig.
Feliciano and the German often spent the nights together after meetings. Feliciano always initiated it, as Ludwig was too proper for anything of that sort, and tonight would be no different. Ludwig, however, had never seen the younger man without male genitalia- though Feliciano was certain that the blonde man switched occasionally, too- and may be turned off. Having decided, however, that nothing ventured was nothing gained, the Italian decided to go with normal procedure.
"Ve, Ludwig," he called across the table, disrupting the German's conversation with Francis and Hungary.
Looking embarrassed, Ludwig turned to his lover and asked quietly, in an attempt to draw no further attention to himself, "What is it?"
"Ve, do you want to come to my room later? We could get together," Feliciano chirped.
"Later, Feliciano, later," the German said gruffly, looking away as a blush spread across his cheeks.
"I'll come, too, Feli!" Francis called as Hungary tried to stop a potentially life-threatening nosebleed.
"No," came a growl as the Frenchman was pulled away by his hair, much to his protest.
Feliciano hated it when this happened. It wasn't at all uncommon among nations, but it was still a bother to wake absolutely without genitalia.
Especially on a world summit day.
The boy tried, with moderate success, to go through his day normally: pasta for breakfast, a shower accompanied by some brief exploration of the nether regions in an attempt to find some indicators of gender- yes, that was decidedly female, but lacking in some things- and keep whatever hardware he now had clean. He dressed smartly in his uniform, hardly able to wait to show off his well-polished boots to his boyfriend, Ludwig. Of course, which bathroom to use after the meeting was a bit confusing, and his voice was somewhat higher than normal, but everything else went well, and Feliciano felt sure that the others would understand if anything went wrong.
Of course, there was one uncontrollable variable: Ludwig.
Feliciano and the German often spent the nights together after meetings. Feliciano always initiated it, as Ludwig was too proper for anything of that sort, and tonight would be no different. Ludwig, however, had never seen the younger man without male genitalia- though Feliciano was certain that the blonde man switched occasionally, too- and may be turned off. Having decided, however, that nothing ventured was nothing gained, the Italian decided to go with normal procedure.
"Ve, Ludwig," he called across the table, disrupting the German's conversation with Francis and Hungary.
Looking embarrassed, Ludwig turned to his lover and asked quietly, in an attempt to draw no further attention to himself, "What is it?"
"Ve, do you want to come to my room later? We could get together," Feliciano chirped.
"Later, Feliciano, later," the German said gruffly, looking away as a blush spread across his cheeks.
"I'll come, too, Feli!" Francis called as Hungary tried to stop a potentially life-threatening nosebleed.
"No," came a growl as the Frenchman was pulled away by his hair, much to his protest.
America and Prussia never took much notice of each other. America's the hero, and Prussia doesn't exactly need saving, and Prussia is too concerned with where his next beer is coming from, slash how awesome he is. But one day, completely by accident, they discover how much they have in common -- and then completely deny it.
And so a matchmaking battle begins.
Bonus 1 - other nations notice the UST. It had never occurred to them, but now that they think about it they really like the idea, and devise various plans to get them together.
Bonus 2 - Parental!England gives Prussia a talk, and big brotherly!Germany does the same for America.
Bonus 3 - America and Prussia share an affinity for video games.
And so a matchmaking battle begins.
Bonus 1 - other nations notice the UST. It had never occurred to them, but now that they think about it they really like the idea, and devise various plans to get them together.
Bonus 2 - Parental!England gives Prussia a talk, and big brotherly!Germany does the same for America.
Bonus 3 - America and Prussia share an affinity for video games.
someone must do this!
So I ran into a few picture with America in a long, blue school girl skirt being fucked by China. I'd like some of this please?
Bonus 1- He is tied...to Russia's pipe.
Bonus 2: Pictures taken of him
Bonus 3: He wears cat ears and has to beg.
Bonus 1- He is tied...to Russia's pipe.
Bonus 2: Pictures taken of him
Bonus 3: He wears cat ears and has to beg.
Holy Shit yessss!!!
(I know what picture you're talking about~)
(I know what picture you're talking about~)
No, I didn't get the pairing wrong.
When France decides to support America in his revolution, what he doesn't realize is that, along with England, he'll also have to fight red coat!Canada. Canada feels awkward about having to go against former parental figure!France. Angst ensues.
Bonus 1: Canada confronts England about the awkward, and he tries to be supportive to him, but is too upset about the whole America-revolting-and-France-now-supporting-him thing to be of any real help.
Bonus 2: France hides his inner turmoil from America.
When France decides to support America in his revolution, what he doesn't realize is that, along with England, he'll also have to fight red coat!Canada. Canada feels awkward about having to go against former parental figure!France. Angst ensues.
Bonus 1: Canada confronts England about the awkward, and he tries to be supportive to him, but is too upset about the whole America-revolting-and-France-now-supporting-him thing to be of any real help.
Bonus 2: France hides his inner turmoil from America.
YES! Exactly
Seconded!
Seconded!
Since Gilbert's birthday was decidingly unawesome with a healthy fruitcake and
Lite Beer, he decides for Ludwig's birthday he's getting... A penis cake.
Humor, please xD
With Ludwig highly unamused with his cake.
B: It's '5 Meteres long'.
Lite Beer, he decides for Ludwig's birthday he's getting... A penis cake.
Humor, please xD
With Ludwig highly unamused with his cake.
B: It's '5 Meteres long'.
Spain France Prussia America England fivesome. England bottoming to all of them. Do it. You want it.
Bonus- England is the one to initiate it.
Bonus- dirty talk.
Bonus- England is the one to initiate it.
Bonus- dirty talk.
Dear god, there can never be enough England gangbangs. *A*
Doesn't have to be romantic or smutty (though I would love you forever for it). I just want to see some interaction between Romano and Canada.
They're more alike than most people think; they both have idiotic brothers, they both tend to play the role of Only Sane Man in their various families, and they both have many, many incidents of facepalm and FML. It's just that Canada tends to internalize everything while Romano explodes instead.
Bonus: Other Nations notice that they've started hanging out, and assume they're an item, leading to increasingly wild rumors.
They're more alike than most people think; they both have idiotic brothers, they both tend to play the role of Only Sane Man in their various families, and they both have many, many incidents of facepalm and FML. It's just that Canada tends to internalize everything while Romano explodes instead.
Bonus: Other Nations notice that they've started hanging out, and assume they're an item, leading to increasingly wild rumors.
So I've seen fills where America totally has magic and/or The Sight and just doesn't tell England, but I want to see something where America doesn't know he has a whole lot of magic because he repressed it out of terror during the Early American Witch Hunts (e.g. Salem Witch Trials)
England finds out and has to get America over his mental blocks/terror or magical things and train him to use the magic properly before he hurts himself
Bonus - England finds out because America has built up so much magic due to repression that it bursts out of him at inopportune moments
England finds out and has to get America over his mental blocks/terror or magical things and train him to use the magic properly before he hurts himself
Bonus - England finds out because America has built up so much magic due to repression that it bursts out of him at inopportune moments
America desperately wants to be a father. The land itself had never given birth to personification of states so he takes it upon himself to create them. Believe it or not I want a serious fic and not a cracky or a humor one.
How he creates the personifications is up to you. Impregnates other nations. Convinces England to use his magic to create them. Just a few things. One when they are born regardless of how they are born they are born as infants so America can get the full experience of being a father. Genders, some I have a tight head canon on. Such as New York is a girl, Alaska is a boy, and Pennsylvania is a girl. Any other questions feel free to ask.
How he creates the personifications is up to you. Impregnates other nations. Convinces England to use his magic to create them. Just a few things. One when they are born regardless of how they are born they are born as infants so America can get the full experience of being a father. Genders, some I have a tight head canon on. Such as New York is a girl, Alaska is a boy, and Pennsylvania is a girl. Any other questions feel free to ask.
Potential!Anon here, do you have a preference for pairings if America does end up impregnating other nations? What about humans? What are your opinions on self-cest? I have a number of ideas and it's dependent on which one I choose, though I would find it funny to have America finally persuade Fem!America into having baby states, but that's just a weird thought of mine.
Sorry for all the questions.
Sorry for all the questions.
I'd really love to see England going all out and trying to romance a clueless Italy. What kind of approach will he take, and how far will he have to go to get Italy's attention?
Bonus 1: England is awkward and keeps screwing things up in the romance department.
Bonus 2: Italy has no clue he's being courted, and someone else finally has to explain to Italy what England's trying to do.
Bonus 3: England somehow manages to succeed in getting Italy's interest.
What the hell is this request? XD
Bonus 1: England is awkward and keeps screwing things up in the romance department.
Bonus 2: Italy has no clue he's being courted, and someone else finally has to explain to Italy what England's trying to do.
Bonus 3: England somehow manages to succeed in getting Italy's interest.
What the hell is this request? XD
I'm gonna second this! Mainly because Italy/England is a secret OTP of mine~
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