hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 15

Well, he never thought the nation would de-age at all, but that was beside the point.

“You left me.” The boy stated, slight lisp evident in his speech. Obama almost laughed and Cameron looked confused.

“Yes, I left you with your brother because I had to come to the meeting.” America did not look placated, but turned his face away in a huff, arms still wrapped around his boss’s leg. “Alfred, where is your brother?” he tried again, leaning down and using as calm as a tone as he could. America only shrugged, refusing to respond verbally. “Alfred…” Obama chided, and the boy finally reacted.

“He’s bein’ slow!” America exclaimed and Obama looked to Harper, who shrugged. The two North America leaders, after discovering all of the nation’s predicaments, had left the tiny Canada and America with an aide. It was a mystery that America escaped in the first place. The mystery of Canada was soon solved, though, as the small boy came toddling into the conference room, the aide nowhere in sight.

“Al!” Canada cried, moving toward his brother. England had, at some point, calmed down enough to raise his head and watch the smaller children from above, ever present scowl on his face. America released Obama’s leg and turned toward Canada, waiting for his brother to catch up. Their reunion never occurred, however, because Canada caught his foot on the rug and proceeded to fall flat on his face. The leaders gasped as the boy fell, but there was no saving him.

Canada lay there for a moment, completely still, and everyone in the room was unsure what to do. The tiny nation had piqued France’s interest, who was now watching with bemusement from Sarkozy’s side. A soft ‘Mattie?’ came from America, and Canada slowly pushed himself up and then into a sitting position. He looked up to find all ten world leaders and three other nations staring at him, and did the first thing that came to mind:

He burst into tears.

For such a normally quiet nation, Canada could cry, and loudly. The leaders—and France—slapped their hands over their ears at the noise, Cameron winced since his hands were occupied, and England furrowed his brows at the boy. Harper quickly began to make his way to his own de-aged nation, embarrassed.

Somehow, America was able to reach Canada before Harper did. America dropped to his knees and threw his arms around his brother, hoping his embrace would stop the boy’s wailing. When the Prime Minister did make his way over to the boys he simply brushed America aside and lifted Canada off the floor, wiping tears off of his chubby cheeks. America, very upset with this development, turned back to his own boss in question. Obama shook his head.

“Let Mr. Harper take care of Matt right now, okay? You can see him after he’s calmed down.” Obama said, hoping the boy would accept the answer. America didn’t.

Ignoring his boss, America marched up the Harper and tapped him on the leg. Harper, who was bouncing Canada slightly to cheer him up, looked down to the boy.

America had a stare down with the Prime Minister for a moment, searching for the right words in his limited vocabulary. “Give…give Mattie back.” He stated, pouting. Harper sighed.

“Just let me cheer him up for a minute, okay? I’ll let you see him as soon as I can…” he trailed off, focusing his attention back on Canada, whose tears had not slowed.

America scowled furiously, grabbed on to Harper’s pant leg, and began shouting at the Prime Minister. Coupled with his brother’s wailing, the noise caused many of the other leaders to start complaining.

England, still in Cameron’s arms, placed his own small hands over his ears to block out the loud brothers and laid his head back down onto his boss’s shoulder. It was going to be a long day.

This prompt was really just too cute not to write, though I can’t promise how soon I’ll update again.

For anyone who happens to be reading my other story (“How it Begins”, the ‘Canada is pregnant with quads’ fill) I got distracted (obviously) with this prompt when I was supposed to be writing a new chapter. I’ll update sometime on Saturday probably, but I hope you enjoy this if you happen to read it :)

Just for reference, France is like 6 or 7, England is about 5, and America and Canada are only 2 (hence the limited communication skills, haha…). China will be around France’s age. Prussia, Spain, Japan, and the Italies will be around England’s. Finally, Germany and Russia are about as old as Canada and America.

I have no idea how the bosses are supposed to act, except for maybe Obama and Cameron since I’ve heard about them the most. I don’t think I’ve even heard any of the others speak OTL Any suggestions are very welcome, but I will only be including the nations I mentioned before.

I hope everyone, especially the OP, enjoys this! I will continue it (hopefully), but it might be a little while.

AHH definitely looking forward to see how you continue this, anon!!

I just LOVE little kids being cute!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Too cute for words! Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing at England latching onto his prime minister's legs. So cute... And Canada, oh, Canada!

I can't wait to see Prussia and Germany now.

This is so adorable! I really love how you portrayed the North American brothers, especially Canada. I can't wait to read more!

For some reason, the idea of Harper taking care of Canada... is totally freaking me out D: Are you sure it's a good idea? He should have ask the opposition leaders to do it, for the lulz XD (You know you want a Canadian sitcom!) ~~Arthur thinks Igniatieff is his mommy... because of the eyebrows...~~

By the way, you NEED to learn more about Sarkozy, I swear, this guy is a comedy show. He's got a huuuuge Napoleon complex. I would totally see him ... perving over France or something... and Carla... Carla needs a cameo XD

For some reason, I only see Obama has the voice of reason :D... and Putin giving vodka to mini!Russia and teaching him how to fight bear...with his bare hands...

Go wild, Anon, go wild... I am myself... oh dear...

Thank you for the suggestions! I'll try to find news stories or something on each of the leaders to get a better handle on their personalities. I was actually thinking of Medvedev for Russia? But Putin does tend to tag along where ever he goes...so I'm sure I can fit him in somewhere XD

[not OP German-Chinese anon is amused <3] The mass amounts of adorable is making my teeth rot <3 <3 <3~X3 ...Though...I have to admit, I'm rather worried about a Teutonic!Prussia running around in modern times with a Duchy of Moscow!Russia...Chibi!Germany though :3 We do want him. and chibi!China. *grabby hands for her country...ies...?* not sure if you're going with the HRE=Germany, but still looking forward to everyone <3
...In other news, China's part of the Outreach 5 and does occasionally attend G8 meetings :3...you can just say Spain tagged along with Romano or his Bad Touch buddies and it'd make sense, da =3?

Oh gosh, T-this is just too cute for words writernon~
I can't wait to see the little italies. And little Russia will be equally cute and terrifying. (Not that he isn't when he gets older, but yaknow.)

And I just thought of a chibi bad friends trio... S-SO CUUUUTE~

Awwwww, Chibirisu!!!! And Chibifrance, I like how schoolcrush-like they behave with each other. God, but England is so far the cutest thing in the fic! And just picturing Cameron with him in his arms...*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Chibifrance is already awesome; I hope he gives Sarkozy more headachesXD

I liked the way Canada reacted to his fall, looking around if he had attention and then bursting into tears; older sister of five, I can attest to the veracityXD

OMG, I can't wait to see Russia. (as for your question about other leaders, Putin is, literally, all over the Internet. Just Google him, you'll be linked to tons and tons of things).

As for Spain, well, our president is Zapatero...
BBC's profile: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3497808.stm
A short interview that could give you a sense of his voice and personality: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,901040927-699350,00.html

-Merkel has a reputation for being an iron lady, pragmatic, and very austere...kinda what Germany would be, were he female, I thinkXD
-Sarkozy is a showman, but Berlusconi far tops him in thatXD
(I know very little of anyone else)

Merkel was a scientist before she joined politics and her father was a pastor? in East Germany.

She does not seem very emotional but neither did she ever come of as cruel or something. In fact even if one does not agree with her, one tends to trust she will choose the best option for all involved.

tld; your fill is very cut <3

I can't wait to see Merkel taking care of Germany, would be so cute! And I am sure Germany is a sweet baby. On the other hand, I think she would have a massive headache with Chibi!Prussia...

~~Wow, she and the Italian boss both have to take care of two, kinda heavy workload, considering how much of a devil those little nations can be.~~

~~I'd say Cameron would have to take care of four, but I don't know if author anon will have the UK bros show up at allXD~~

Actually the thought of Merkel taking care of a baby amuses me to no end. The woman is childless.

I just imagined how everyone would look to her for help with emotional children. After all, she is a woman and must have maternal instincts, right? And she just goes- Uhm. No.

Berlusconi... you know, I really don't think he's fit to take care of children. He'd probably delegate and appear once in a while with very pricey toys and grow pissed when the Italies decide to make a fort out of the boxes instead... Then again, he seem to have been a good dad to his own children, and he has like six of them, so who knows?

This fill is very, very cute, btw<3

Heh... I see Cameron delegating duties to Nick Clegg before long.

Very cute, anon, I'd love to see more with other nations!

As an Aussie, I implore you to include Julia Gillard trying to look after baby!Australia. Oh God, that is the funniest thought... XD
This story is hilarious and cute, pleeeease continue!

crappy minifill gogogo (I'm a sucker for politics.)

Minority Childcarer

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“Look, you’re – you’re not fit to raise a child! I’ve got three girls, I know how to take care of a kid!”

“Mr. Abbott, this is not up for discussion, I am the Prime Minister of this country and it is my duty to care for its personification, no matter what age he is.”

“Don’t you ‘Mr. Abbott’ me, Julia, you know as well as I do that I’m more equipped to be a parent than you! I have experience.”

“If you’re finished being offensive, Tony –”

“I’m just saying, I’m better prepared for this –”

“Will both of you idiots shut up?”

The bickering party leaders paused for a moment to look down the table, where Bob Katter sat, glaring at both of them from under his akubra. “Don’t see why we're even discussing this. Raising kids is women’s work, Tony, don’t bother yourself with it.”

“I can’t believe you got elected,” muttered Adam Brandt, adjusting his glasses.

“You say something, city boy?”

“Nothing at all.” Brandt eyed the cot, positioned at the end of the table, that held their now very young national personification. “You know,” he said thoughtfully, “I think I’d be alright at it. Taking care of him, I mean.”

“You? I won’t have this country influenced by the likes of you!” Katter looked about ready to murder Adam, glaring daggers at the Greens member. Gillard massaged her temples, obviously trying to keep her cool. As the two men started to argue, Australia, previously asleep in the cot, began to bawl. The red haired woman gritted her teeth, pinching the bridge of her nose.

“Everyone out,” she said at length. When no one moved, she lifted her head, staring icily at each assembled politician. “All of you!” Grumbling, the independents filed out, followed by an irate Abbott and a disappointed looking Brandt.

Australia was still crying. Hesitantly, Gillard lifted him from the cot, nestling the boy – barely more than two years old, from the look of it – in her arms. “Shush, shush,” she murmured, feeling more than a bit silly. This had not been in the job description. Glancing about self consciously, she hummed a few bars of Waltzing Matilda, trying to soothe the upset nation.

Eventually, the bawling ceased, and Gillard couldn’t help but smile as she placed the sleeping child back in his cot. Reaching for her phone, she dialed in a number, speaking softly so as not to wake him.

“Quentin? Yes, it’s me. Do you have a moment … ?”

As she left to finish her conversation, Julia didn’t notice a figure lurking in the shadows of the meeting room, waiting until the door closed behind her until he moved. Quietly approaching Australia, Kevin Rudd regarded the boy with a sad smile, gently brushing an errant lock of brown hair from his forehead.

“I would have taken care of you,” he said softly, “if they’d only given me a second chance … ”

Ohohohohoho!! It's so awesome and random to see Aussie politics on the meme! I love it! I imagined it with Julia's voice ohohoho! And go Adam Bandt! Kick Katter's ass! Kick it good! Gah, too many exclamations!
And poor old K.Rudd, lurking in the shadows :'(

Naw. &hearts Is it odd for me to see KRudd here as adorkable, not stalkerish? And I do love how you've represented all the major parties- and Adam Bandt!! Very nice.

I sincerely hope Katter is kept away from small children. His hat might scare them.

So much love, anoon!

Bahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Ok this OFFICIALLY the funniest thing I have read all year. God, I love political humour and you hit the nail right on the head. You, dear anon author, are nothing short of AWESOME.

ARGH. I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION ABOUT KATTER EVERY DAY! DX

Although, this was totally an adorable little fill. Poor Kev...I still voted Labor though. I don't like Abbot. XP

This made me tear up. Dammit, I sorta miss Ruddkip now.

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D'awr!

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