Hetalia Kink meme part 15

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Suddenly, Rule 34 [4/?]

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"Verdammt!" Estonia could tell that Prussia wanted to kick something, right now, and took the computer away from him, placing it on the glass and steel coffee table in front of the couch. Its modern feel clashed with said couch, but he still wouldn't get rid of either one. "Why the hell is it that practically all the countries sleeping together are conveniently adjacent to each other!? That mean that we gotta touch somehow in order to be together?" This time, the tips of Prussia's ears turned bright red. "Wait, oh scheiße, th-that didn't come out right! Argh, English and its fucking pronouns..."

Estonia didn't press the matter, instead choosing to offer his own opinion. "Maybe it's not that they have to be adjacent to be in a relationship, but perhaps it's more convenient for them? For instance, a woman in China doesn't often necessarily marry a man in Brazil, but she will usually marry a man in China. Well, maybe it's the same with us countries. It's easier to have sex more often when the other country is right next to your borders, correct?"

When Prussia didn't answer, Estonia took it as an invitation to keep talking. "But that doesn't necessarily mean that it's better to operate that way. Like with Greece and Turkey. According to you, they have sex all the time, even though they're enemies. Sex doesn't mean love, and it's the same with us."

Prussia was still quiet, then said, "Wow, that's really... really deep stuff right there. When I showed it to Denmark, he just got this really big boner just from lookin' at it."

Estonia nearly choked on the very air he was breathing. "R... really."

"Yep. That big." And Prussia used his hands to show exactly how big it was.

"Thanks, I really needed that mental image."

"Anytime, Este."

Awkward silence consumed the room as the two went back to looking at the map. Estonia carefully passed the laptop back to Prussia.

"'S like a big orgy, y'know?" Prussia finally said. "I mean, is there anyone in this crazy country world who's a virgin?"

"I am."

Prussia stared like he had just been told that potatoes were poisonous. "You're not serious."

"Why wouldn't I be serious?"

"But... you? I mean, God, have you even been on a date?"

"Never."

Prussia couldn't believe that his eardrums were even picking up these sound waves coming out of Estonia's mouth. "No way. There's no way. Someone insanely awesome like you, and nobody else has even recognized it yet? Wow." He shook his head in disapproval at the world. "They're all dummkopfs, every last one of 'em. So oblivious."

Estonia blinked once, then twice. Being called "awesome" by Prussia was like being called "a chess master" by Paul Keres. It was one of the highest forms of a compliment anyone could ever hope to receive. And this wasn't the first time that Prussia had called Estonia "awesome," either. He had dropped the a-word almost every single time they talked, whether it was casual or heart-felt or even if he just wanted to call SOMEone awesome, Estonia was the guy.

It suddenly occurred to Estonia that there might be more behind this visit than simply to have a good laugh at some bad porn.