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Suddenly, Rule 34 [2/?]

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What he didn't know, however, was that Estonia had never trusted his computer with anyone else other than Prussia before, and likely never would. It was completely irrational, of course, especially considering that Prussia did not have a very clean track record of being careful with fragile objects, but somehow, Estonia just knew that he would never let anything happen to anything of his. It was the kind of trust that withstood whatever anyone else said, which, in his opinion, was the best kind of trust there was.

"Here we go." Prussia finished typing and turned the computer around for Estonia to see.

"... it's a world map." Indeed it was, and a fairly low-quality one, too. The colors clashed terribly, and, though it might have been from the poor resolution, he could barely make out any of the text on it.

Prussia seemed not to care about these shortcomings. "Yeah!"

"I fail to see what is so exciting about a map."

Prussia pretended to look offended. "Why, Estonia! Don't you know about... world geography?"

"Yes, but-"

"Look at this." Prussia jabbed a finger to the screen, just far away enough so that it didn't touch, right over Germany. "Notice anything about France's position relative to Germany?"

Estonia peered closer, squinting his eyes to try and get a better look from behind his glasses. "... France is jutting into Germany?" And then, snap, everything was crystal clear. France jutting into Germany, indeed. He should have expected something like this from Prussia.

"Kinda kinky, isn't it? I mean, well, West is my brother and all, but really, you'd think that they would have thought through what it'd imply when they drew up those borders, if you catch my drift."

"I guess... wait, so that means that Russia and China are-"

"- being cockblocked by Mongolia?"

Estonia blinked, not having considered that possibility. "I was going to say having a threesome with Mongolia, but that works."

"Ah, dammit! Now I can't get that image out of my head, thanks!"

"Hey, it was your own fault for implying that your brother periodically blows France."

Prussia's mouth fell open. "Really? That's what it looks like to you? Aw, I thought it just looked like West bottoms from the top, you know! Now I'm never gonna be able to look at France the same way again!"

Estonia laughed, and began scanning the map for other signs of inappropriately placed boundaries. "It looks like you're blowing Czech, if you look at it this way. See?" He pointed, his finger being the only one allowed to touch the screen.

"You're jokin' me, right? But I'm not even on the map! I mean, I totally should, because I'm just that awesome, but..."

"Well, you are always calling Germany 'West' so I've concluded that you are 'East.' And that particular part of Czech is right in the eastern part of Germany."

"Dude, I barely even know the guy! God... and... and you just know that there are people who fap to that, you know? Rule 34?"

"What does that even mean?"

"If it exists, there is porn of it."

"Oh." Estonia decided to take Prussia's word for it that it was true. "So, anything else here that you care to point out?"

"Hrmn... Ah, look at Greece and Turkey! Tell me that that doesn't describe them perfectly."